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TC Fantasy Baseball Rd 5


Hey all, been a long time since I posted on here. Hope everyone is doing well.

No clue if the majority of the people who were in the TC Fantasy Baseball League from last season are even still on this board, but if you are I'm just letting you know I set the league up just now so you should have received an email message asking you to join again. It would have been sent to whatever email address you provided me last year.

All people who participated last year have been re-invited, but if in about two weeks the league is still missing participants I may go ahead and open it up to anyone else who feels like joining. For those of you from last year who do want to play again, please sign up quickly so we can finalize any rule changes, roster changes, etc.

Go Braves.

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You got a lotta nerve showing that ugly face around here after all these years

The Mudbutlers are in.

Your mother was a mudder.

he loves the muck.

Holy hell – you look like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

Welcome back, and sign me up…Freeman Costs $1.05 is taking it this year!!!

This is awkward, but you’re the one person the league voted on not coming back. Sorry!

Nah, he can stay

we need filler like that to stay active without being a threat for the title.

If you need any alternates, I could find some room among my usual three or four uncompetitive public leagues. I’d like to be in a league where half the owners don’t disappear for the season once the draft ends.

I’ll keep you posted.

To even be considered, is such a great honor.

You have very interesting ways of filling the subject line…

What’s your email address?

In an effort to get less spammed, its “massey3” at ymail.com

sent.

There was a problem with signing up, emailed you the error message. Praying I don’t get stuck with RehabRejects as a result of not being able to sign up promptly.

I see you’ve got it squared away, thanks for getting back to me so quickly.

Fantasy question

I was in The Yankees Suck League which was a league from this board last year. Is this the one you’re talking about?

Mother of God… you’re actually here. Wow.

almost like a roll away the stone / resurrection moment … or maybe it is (?)

Is it everything you’d thought it be?

scstrato is going down.

I shall have my vengeance!

I shall have MY vengeance

Hmm

Is that a challenge I smell?

Oh sorry, didn’t see you there…

Yeah, fuck that guy!

So what, you expected me to play Pooh to your Christopher Robin? Sorry but if you come here unprepared for war then you better be prepared to hop, skip and whistle your ass right on out of the 100 acre wood, bitch!

AND HIS FAMILY!!!!1!

Still bitter over the tie-breaker I see … Seriously, that was like 3 years ago. Let it go…

/shakes head dismissively

Beard sighting

I believe he was posting under the screen name “ChopMaster” for awhile..

Hey I’m new

Yeah…that was just a cover.

Okay, DolphinNation… I see on Yahoo that we can’t simply “sign up first and ask questions later”. Apparently we have to either create a league or join a league.

So…. based on everything here… and the discussions from Monday or Tuesday… shall we create another league?… or await available slots here?

Can't you do both?

We could do both, actually!

Well, my concern is in waiting for a slot that never appears… which I what apparently happened to me last year. In any case: I would be perfectly happy to join any league set up here… just need the credentials to sign in.

Same deal here.

I’ll keep you posted.

If you have a slot open...

edventrone@yahoo.com

sending now.

Says the league is full so I can’t join without a link.

Invite sent, get back to me ASAP about whether or not you received it.

In there like Prego bro.

I’ll keep you posted.

Have I been missing out on some gems recently?

Ah… just the usual, what we believe to be a grown man trolling as a 14 year old… my first memory of him was his fanpost about graduating into teen-hood when he turned 14. And it just got better from there!

See signature.

And mine. Hey I forgot you’re featured in mine…

You really should get out more… well, ‘out’ meaning here. Gets entertaining occasionally.

Hey friend, got any new bands for me to check out?

Pal, not what you asked about, but here is a new version of your theme song.

Hello sir

Your recommendation of “Heavens” was a gem. Skiba really does the right thing. Thanks

Been listening to The Flatliners, Polar Bear Club, Four year strong, The Menzingers, No Trigger, and Hit the Lights, A Wilhem Scream

Definitely looking into, you will find something to enjoy between those guys. Anything new on your end?

The President of Talking Chop officially throws his hat into the TC Fantasy world..

If you guys need some competition and a real winner, I’d happily join the fantasy baseball TC Ranks… Let me know as I am always down for some fun amongst friends. :-)

You're not allowed, if only because my sleeper, last round pick that will win me the league this year is....

I dislike you still... ...
I still love you though

but both the Georgia and the South Carolina degrees on my office wall are just fine with your dislike.

My offices walls are crumbling...

Hence, My Clemson and Embry Riddle Aeronautical University degrees have nothing to say to your Georgia and South Carolina mounted degrees.

I’ll keep you posted.

what is your email address?

If this is the place where we we make known our desires to be considered for the exclusive membership in the genteel country club known as TC fantasy baseball, um… hi.

And if that particular boys’ club fills up, I’m happy to make/run (not like running takes any effort) an additional league, other participants willing, of course.

I’ll keep you posted.

Everyone.

I’m shocked and appalled to see that eight of the twelve teams have already signed back up. Like I said, we’ll wait another week or so for the remaining four, but if they don’t sign up I’ll take first come first serve.

So I just realized I told like six people that’d I’d keep them posted, and there’s only four spots left…three is Justin ruins everything and joins. We’ll figure it out though.

As head honcho, shouldn’t you just ban him?

I’m definitely in.

I don’t think I got the email…

Got in

I just went to my fantasy profile, and an invite was there. Good to go.

Now you just have to make the draft this year..

But, what if I intentionally want to draft 5 Phillies on my team???

I would consider you an asshole and a scholar.

Wiggington, Dontrelle Willis, Polanco, and John Mayberry … and I’ll even throw in Thome. Make it so!

hahaha, well done sir.

If we get to the “anyone who feels like joining” stage sign me up. Sounds like fun.

this is the most prestigious fantasy baseball league in the world….it fills up quick.

I’ll be playing once again to take all the injured players on draft day and then finish in 9th place as usual.

Aim high, Scott

Attaboy!!

Hell, I’m still stoked I won TC Fantasy Baseball Rd 3.

what have you done for me lately?

Not won, that’s for sure.

if anyone as an open spot..

I would love to be in a league with fellow Braves fans. My email is dkinser86@gmail.com.

The other fantasy post has a link to another tc league.

Plenty of spots.

I'm back.

Are we doing the keepers as promised last year?

yahoo! pro league

i just paid $100 for a yahoo pro league but wasn’t assigned a league yet on yahoo…i got the receipt from yahoo and paypal for purchasing the team yet don’t have a league assigned, essentially. any ideas?

Problems here.

I tried to rejoin the league and it said my team “Jason and the Bravonauts” had a new owner. Can I get some help here?

And it would really suck...

…if I lost my team. I kept three minor league types last year and it hurt my depth seriously—-and the point was to have them as good keepers this year. If someone else gets them, that isn’t right. I know I was a bit slow; but I did say I would be back on Feb . 14th as the thread shows. It is tough to get things done right now where I live in New Orleans. (Ash Wednesday is this Wednesday, which means Mardi Gras is Tuesday.)

I was awarded your team, but I sent an email to the commish stating the problem and you’ll get your team back. I’m pretty sure I can resign and he can send you the link necessary to get you back in.

I should be able to transfer the team back to cavebird, and then you can take over Dr. Proc if you would like. Give me a second.

Invite sent, get back to me ASAP about whether or not you received it.

First of all, lets chill out with what’s right and what isn’t right. You took the time to respond on this board on the 14th, but then didn’t bother to sign up your team for the next four days on Yahoo? With that being said, I think there’s a way to switch owners…let me get back to you.

It takes literally 20 seconds…

OK, ok, it's over

Beard is a horrible commish, on that we can all agree. Let’s move on from that common ground and get to the general witty banter we need. Are we full yet? Time to flesh out the detailia.

…hmm.

Anyone in favor of Mr. Sanchez losing all rights to his keepers, automatically being the 12th pick in the draft, and being locked out of the first five rounds?

seconded with the addition that we also beat him with a rubber hose

and we nail his dick to something….TC MEME revisted

Can "something"

= Kate Upton? Or Marissa Miller?

Fail

It was drive a rusty nail through the dick, IIRC – not nail the dick to something.

there there, it’s the effort that counts.

I like my idea better

I was taking this back retro style to a former TC meme…I was hoping someone would catch on, but I guess not.

My bad.

+1, I got it.

Good man.

We could have certainly used your entertainment ’round these parts over the last few months/years.

No kidding

Him and bigjoe both. I laid out a premium smack talk above and got nothin! Guess the Beard is greying a bit, huh?

You gon’ learn today!

Thanks!

And sorry if my post was overly aggressive, it wasn’t my intention (alcohol related screw ups are also common here this time of year). I know I was a bit tardy and there is no excuse, I run a league myself on Yahoo, and have played in leagues for decades, so I should know better. My frustration was just with my performance last year, and I really should have been kicking myself on being too slow to click the link since I did make a conscious decision to keep my keepers on my roster instead of jettisoning them for better depth with the idea to do better this year.

Again, thanks, and my apologies! Good luck this year!

No worries, everyone is set up now so we are good to go.

Invite sent, get back to me ASAP about whether or not you received it.

To all who joined this league

We really need to hammer out a few details and though we are getting some very good discussion I agree with Beard that our time is running short. Please go to the site and review the 2 polls and respond with your votes. These polls will be available until this Friday @ 7pm after which we will tally the existing votes and move on. Sorry for the “pushiness” but we need to get these questions answered.

Polls Closed

We have enough votes to go ahead and close the polls. Thanks for the quick responses guys, I’m sure Beard appreciates it!

What are the exit polls showing? I want to be the first outlet to call the outcome!

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