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Braves vs. Phillies: Open Thread #3

Win this Braves. Please.

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Keep getting mowed down by Schwimmer. Pathetic.

The longer this goes

the more depressed I feel.

St Louis is already climbing into bed.
Yea

With the wife of the home plate ump.

That’s how I feel too.

I hate this

Gonna put us out of our misery, finally?

I like C-Mart but this isn’t going to have a happy ending.

at least its the bottom of the order
Same vibe I'm getting.

What finally woke you Scott? ;-)

I was trying but SBN’s servers kept crashing. Should be good to go now.

I know, it was awful for a while there.

Thanks for the new one :-)
I’ll delete mine now.

Thanks man

It was brutal for a bit over on the other thread.

DOUBLE PLAY!

Took a time-out to watch SVU.

Dear Braves

I cannot continue to turn my girlfriend away from her “advances” for much longer. She will get tired and fall asleep. Win soon!

Robert

Good man. Resist as long as possible

Just wanted to let you know that I’m in the same position. Le sigh.

wow huge vidro maybe it will wake them up

god

i have been at working refreshing my phone every 2 minutes finally home win this Braves

Wilson never touched 2nd.

Yeah….phantom tag galore lol

who cares?

The Cardinals and their fans might.

They get called in every game...so, again, who cares?

The Cardinals and their fans might.

Can we stop swinging for the fences only?

This.

Just get ’em on, get ’em over, get ’em in.

we have to score this inning.....or top of the order again...and you can only dodge that so many times

Heyward, let’s end this season like you started the last one!

come on heyward. please i have things to do tonight

OK, J-Hey

Make up for your shit season

Red Sox/O's back on in baltimore
If anyone's going to get a walkoff hit in this game

It’s Cristhian Martinez

Walk off in the 12th

It’s gonna happen!!!

MAKE IT HAPPEN WREN

Soooo…this thread’s working much better!

Can heyward actually do something other than strike out or ground out weekly to 2nd or SS
survey says...

no

Off-topic.

Anyone seen ‘Warrior’? Amazing movie.

can we stop watching first pitch strikes

If they win

they will be so tired.

No sleep is as sweet as the sleep of victory.
yea

so tired of the phucking phillies

wish we had kept the other thread, this one may be bad luck :(

I agree. Scott is usually bad luck.

Because we scored so many times in that one?
anyone

tell me WTF happened to Kimbrel?

3 walks.

Enough said.

couldnt throw a strike
Another blown save...

If we knew why he wouldn’t have blown it.

Couldn’t find the strike zone. Though to be fair it’s been a moving target the whole night.

If

the Phillies didn’t swing it was a ball

SWEET TOP OF THE 12TH

Still can't believe Reyes is such a pussy for winning theb atting title like he did
crap...

another unknown…

Rays tied it?

Take a page, Braves. Take a page.

Get'em on, get'em in

Make sure its a strike.

Come on Heyward

Take one for the team

last year I would think JaY Hey could hit a homer here
Gonna try these again...

Secret weapon time? We’re 3 for 3 with the secret weapon….

second time is the charm

A double would be GREAT
Jason swinging for the fences. Should have leaned into the first pitch

Not like he is alone.

One more game...JHey give us one more game

patience is your friend

Way to go JHEY!!!
NICE HEY....bunt him over

With Jack Wilson, yes, absolutely

LEAD-OFF SINGLE

FREAKING HEYWARD

"since the 6th inning"

no lead-off man.

To prove I'm still in a mood to make jokes

Like trying to communicate with Fredi?

Lol.

This is apparently the communication between Fredi and Prado, warning him we might have to play tomorrow.

Suit pack and fly plane to the red birds. When the score run.

NICE work Jason

yes, lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heyward with the single!!
LEADOFF SINGLE. GET HIM IN DAMNIT I DON'T CARE HOW IT HAPPENS

beautiful. Let’s do this

no double play....2 tries to win it
LET'S WIN THIS GAME

So we can pretend Selig’s two-Wild-Card fantasy started this year

WOW closeeeeeeeeee

Proper bunt call! Nice work Jack

why can't that be an even worse throw?
lucky bastards...

Come on, Conrad…win it!!!

How the hell did he scoop that???

Oh I see, it was so bad it wasn’t even a shorthop.

Okay, I thought it was Herndon. Who the crap is De Fratus?

Phillies broadcast says last 2 guys have been AAA guys
Phillies luck

we would have thrown that all the way to Miami

soooo

who was calling for a brooksy walk-off?

leadoff man on…check
successful bunt..check
drive runner in….. coming soon

LET'S GO BROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Brooks

channel your inner May 20th, 2010.

LETS GO BROOKSY!!

Come through for us!!!

Does Conrad have the magic tonight?

I’ve been calling this conrad thing for the last 3 innings make it happen!!!!

Nice bunt.

Ok Bourn please just find a hole somewhere.

(TWSS)

I meant Brooks
it could very well be Bourn
Save us, Books.
ugh

swinging at crap in the dirt

come on!

redeem yourself….!

Stare at strikes. Swing at crap. Yep.

Brooks looks terrible up there. He's really pressing
Rally Pups Engage!!

Zombie-eyed dogs!

They’re also 3-0 in Game Threads. Secret Weapons!!

lets go BROOOKS!! get heyward home!!

Chipper just looks like a manager in that dugout.

He has since before the first pitch tonight.

well we do need a manager....hahaha
Jordan....for the wiiiiiiin......!
right down the middle
Strike 3

A;SJFAS;KDJFA;SRFQWRE

Brooks has nothing left.

has brooks done anything in the last couple months?

Well fail.

Ok Bourn. See comment above.

Awful. Just awful. Come on Bourn
De Fratus

He’s obviously Christy Matthewson Jr.

I can't take much more of this...
make him pay prado
walking bourn to get to Prado

walking to get to our 2 hole hitter…

It just happens to be the worst hitter in our lineup (well, except for Jack Wilson)

Make these fuckers pay, Martin.

ODARP....one time!!!!
IBB'ing Bourn

To get to Prado

fuckn weak ass hitters fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

They're not going to let Bourn win this game all by himself.

The time has come ODARP

Dear Fredi, when the opposing team walks your lead off guy to get to your #2 hitter, you probably need a better #2 hitter…

+1

But for now, just pray for a freaking hit

I’m praying for a walk and a Chipper GS

what if he gets walked to get to chipper?

DO IT MARTEEN. COME ON BUDDY

hes kind of due for a hit

Ok...

Prado… please end this.

IBB to get to Prado, it’s like their manager actually looks at scouting reports or something.

or has a game plan ?
Shudder at the thought :-)

Smart move

I know I feel much better with Bourn up there than Prado.

Odarp is more than due

He can do it!

Prado, they are taunting you
Rodney Dangerfielding, Prado

No Respect

Love this crowd

Already chanting “Let’s go Prado” with Bourn still being walked

Can Bourn steal

and bypass Heyward? Can that be legal tonight?

IF you can't step up with a WHOLE STADIUM chanting your name...you do not belong to be in the BIG LEAGUES
fuck espn announcers wow

what they saying ??

"You might be wondering...

…why they’re walking Bourn." No. Nobody is wondering that. It’s obvious. Shut up.

fuck espn announcers wow

AMarteeeeenMoment. Walk Off NOW.

To prove that I am pulling out all the stops

I am closing my eyes for this AB.

Of course, this technique never works on Josh Smith free throws, so....

Okay Prado, get a hit and all is forgiven.

be pateint, get a pitch to hit, and end this thing martiin

PATIENCE Martin. Don’t have to win it.

QUIT SWINGING AT THAT SHIT

don’t swing at balls in the dirt

Stop swinging at balls!!!!
WTF...why u reaching for that crap Prado?
It's been the story of the past month and a half for him.

WHY ARE YOU SWINGING AT THAT

martin and jay hey are shells of thweir last year selves... it is sad
QUIT SWINGING AT CRAP
oy....

deFratus…

It's 11:11 pm

I just wished that the Braves won the WS

SQUEEZE

SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE SQUEEZE

YESSSS. DO THAT ONE MORE TIME

ok do that again lol

I’ll take another wild pitch…

haha rossy is clapping to the lets go braves thing
this is it....

it ends right here…

OMGGGGGGGGG

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

How pathetic. They’re practically GIVING US THE GAME and we still can’t do shit.

…….are you watching the same game? The Phillies aren’t giving much of anything.

this

they want this game as bad as we do

Schwimmer and DeFratus is pretty white flag to me.

IF THEY ARE GIVING US THE GAME, WHY EXACTLY DID THEY BOTHER TO SCORE IN THE 9TH INNING?

and play

Utley, Pence, & Rollin the whole game.

Wow – was he actually even running on that???

I’m pretty sure that pitch would have hit him if he didn’t swing at it.

this is extremely frustrating

I don't know how much more of this I can take.
dude...seriously..

FUCKN WEAK ASS HITTERS

we fucking suck, pathetic with runners on\
Damn...yet another inning
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SWINGING AT

JESUS CHRIST MAN

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A month of unclutchness...

…why should it stop now?

well, we're likely seeing a new pitcher next inning

pitcher spot is first up

wow the crowed went crazy on that ground out
yay

Scott Linebrink shoot me now

Whenever

I see him come in I assume the Braves are going to lose. Is that a bad thing?

Sweet jesus. Linebrink? Please god no. Pitch Beachy a day early. Anything but Linebrink.

Of all the nights for SBN to take a !^$(%^#($&$^

Anyone seeing or able to post? This new thread has stopped completely too.

is fine for me

or not. Has nothing to do with the new thread though. =D

its been crappy for me

Same here lady…taking forever.

3 of the most important baseball games of the season going on at once. I assume it is getting massive traffic.

How does an entire major league lineup

suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.

Why did I just get a pit in my stomach

when I saw Linebrink on the hill?

oh no oh no oh no oh no not linebrink AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this cant be happening

oh no oh no oh no oh no not linebrink AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this cant be happening

Linebrink got the first batter.
How does an entire major league lineup

suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.

If Linebrink get’s through this it will be shades of Proctor v Pirates.

We cannot bring up the middle of their line up again

It’s this inning or never

Forgot Howard is out

How does an entire major league lineup

suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.

That

should have been strike 3

This game needs to freaking end. I have been up for 35 straight hours now.

That’s just incredible.

Could you clarify … end with a Braves win please ;-)

Well, I thought that was a given. :)

How does an entire major league lineup

suddenly lose the ability to square up a fastball? We’ve been doing that all month.

Stupid laggy site.

So. Much. Emotion.

SBnation is falling apart....can't handle the traffic

Time to break the internet.

So much fail

with the posting. Crazy delays.

Key to winning this: throw strikes

What we do: throw balls

Mike Minor warming! Correct decision. Have to do everything possible to win this game and worry about the rest later.

Geez, that scared me.

Been watching all night

Can’t believe Kimbrel couldn’t put it away in the 9th

For real. Poor kid.

Proctor on in relief in the rays game......they win

you’re @%$*ing me…

Does Linebrink throw breaking balls, ever?
He throws sinkers, sliders and "unknown"

according to gameday.

Walked Schneider.
You know, even with all the close games

this team is boring to watch. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved ’em for a long time, but something about their style this year…

I think we have a bad time of possession. Seems like the other team bats for 15 minutes, and we bat for 3.

Have to put Minor in as soon as he’s warmed up.

so Proctor and Linebrink is pitching at the same time

No more Phillies on base – please.

The fact that he had to appeal that...
Cmon Linebrink...strikes!!
Come on linkbrink 1 more out dude

You know what, screw this, I have to work in the morning.

I know this is OT but...

can we do something about the ads on the outfield walls?

Go to the games more often so they don't need the money so much?

mhm…. wanna pay for me to take a flight from Eugene to ATL to get to a couple games?

Sure.

But you said “we.”

I guess thats why the phillies and red sox have no ads on their OF walls?
Toughest out left in their lineup
Cards may be done watching

but we’re not.

I’m up!

I will need

more than the usual 3 pots of coffee in 6 hours.

Hahaha...I'll be doing the same in 7

They’re sleeping, resting for tomorrow night in case they have to play.

Rollins couldn’t believe that he popped it up.

Utley vs Linebrink

Utley wins

You can kindly see yourself out.

STFU AND STFD!!!!!!!!
Hey Utley

I had sex with YOUR wife!

I wouldn’t claim that, she obviously has very poor taste in men.

Is this the Jake Taylor plan of saying something to the batter lol
2 out, 2 strikes

Finish it

B-Mac has been a hero behind the plate blocking balls tonight

For the first time all month…..maybe he finally realized that blocking balls from getting to the backstop is a good thing.

ful count

let’s GO

You got this Linebrink
Shit, this is going to keep me up all night

I wonder if there’s a 24 hour sandwhich shop around here….

Gaah I have to go to work tomorrow

Got away with ball 4 there.
quick flash a pic of weth on the screen
werth

in the hopes chase gets distracted lol

Get the out, Linebrink
Sidenote: Boston up 3-2 on Orioles through eight

Runners at the corners. Pence batting.

new pitcher please

MINOR. Linebrink has done everything he can do.

Oh, he can do a lot more…just not in a beneficial to the braves sort of way.

If Linebrink ends our season it’ll be kind of full circle-y.

How?

Because very early on, everyone hated him for blowing games.

Well....

It just happened.

Well, its been an up and down season guys...glad it came down to Linebrink
Put Minor in the fucking game

All those fouled off FB, did we throw him another?

I just got scared

when Pence stepped in the box.

Finish this miracle Scott. Be the hero!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why were we even pitching to Pense?

DAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
season over

goodnight guys

asdkfjwa;ljio;ehgwe;ioajfoeiwhgwa;oghwaeofhiweohbioa;

You’ve gotta be kidding me

REALLY!!! AFTER ALL THE CRAP THIS SEASON THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA END!

PHUCK THE PHILLIES. I HATE THEM SO MUCH

Braves luck

broken bat jam-shot pulls the Phillies ahead. Of course.

And Prado’s broken bat was out 3

WHY do we keep throwing good pitches with 2 strikes?

And I'm preparing my indignant rage rant once again...

I’m pretty sure you just got another one to add to the list.

So what do we need to do in the offseason?

fire fucking freddi g and send fucking linstink to fucking cuba

That one wasn't linebrink's fault. Great pitch, just horrible luck
fuck you linbrink

FUCK you gonzalez your a hopeless fucking manager !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We Fought
for the first 5 innings....
Huh?

Against a team that pulled most of its best players?

Pitch to Pence

instead of facing Martinez?

well

Fredi sure knows when to pull pitchers

And our 162 game season depends on a 1-inning comeback.

Fuck Fredi Gonzo, He is the most horrible manager in the game today.

We're done

That’s a backbreaker.

Tonight game is on Kimbrel
FREDI

EOF SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN

freddiot needs to be deported to fucking cuba

EOF pitched the 7th he could've pitched the 8th but not the 9th

and Venters would’ve never pitched the 9th

that wouldn't change Kimbrel for closing

Chipper, Uggla, Freeman, McCann.

We are still in this.

LINKBRINK of course.....

wh

welp...

we don’t deserve it….

fuck you don't deserve it
go find another team
And so the season ends

not with a bang but with a bloop single.

VIZCAINO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PITCHING
Anyone else should have been pitching.

Minor was warmed up.

fuck

just fuck

This is a comment I can support.

So Fredi perhaps finishes his brilliant season with Linebrink on the mound in the most important game of the season. Deep breath….

ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ballgame and season.
Thats what happens when you walk BRIAN FUCKING SCHNEIDER
EXACTLY

throw strikes to him

And he is still in there?!

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

100 bucks says we go down in order in the bottom of the inning

We’ll probably strand a few runners.

i hate to agree.

Watching strikes 1 and 2, swinging at strike 3 in the dirt?

Still some HUGE bats coming up....

HAVE FAITH BRAVES COUNTRY!

too little too late fockers.
Lets be clear...

even if they pull it out… they don’t deserve shit

score two and call it a night

I like this plan.

one run we can come back from

Let’s go Braves! (for hopefully not the last time this year)

well

we need 2 runs now

I cannot believe they took the lead on that little bloop crap
Scott Linebrink is not to blame
fuck you freddi gonzales fuck you
wow...

History in the making….

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
Don't even have the heart

to point out that walking pence and getting that out would’ve been the best thing to do.

Phillies announcers

…were bewildered. “I can’t believe they are pitching to Pence.”

The whole season comes down to 3 outs.

Here comes the patented "1-2-3" inning to end all hope.
ill put 100 on that bet

we suck

OK Braves

Need runs now more than ever…

this post 5 innings ago..
fuck the cardinals, FUCK THEM
I tip my cap.

They took nothing for granted. The Braves did.

no they acted like they were leaving and "faked everyone out" whats the point haha

How DARE they play baseball like they’re paid to do so!!!

and prematurely taking the bottles out

They’re watching the same game we’re watching.

why...?

Because they did what THEY WERE SUPOSED TO…?

nope, guess noones watching the other telecast
When you can't win it with a guy at 2nd and 1 out.....don't think you deserve to
Welp

caps are ready….

Let's not engage tipping mode quite yet.

fuck pence hate him

Somewhere in Miami

Jeffery Loria is laughing his ass off at Fredi

Braves got trolled

Chances Freddi gets fired if we lose?

Sadly below 50%

0%
Sadly 0%. I'm saying 50% chance Parrish is back next year

sit yo asses down Cardinals. Braves are coming back

it sure sucks

how the entire NL just rolls over for the Phillies

Except the Cardinals.
Cardinals and Nationals

Only teams with winning records against them

That’s what happens when you have a good team with great pitching.

The guys in the fan cave looked really spooked to be on camera
when have we ever come back in the last dozen years in the postseason, when it counted?

Im…. just….. …… we need to score.

How the hell

we haven’t even score at least 1 run in the last 9 innings

fuck philly fuck st lou

not their fault.
Braves are 3 outs away...

From being the first team in MLB history to blow a lead of at least 8 games entering September.

This doesn’t sound right…

Oh and from Major league...HUNTER PENCE YOU HIT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BALL
Chip Caray, WTF??

Chip: “The Braves have to score at least a run this inning to keep the game alive. And perhaps their season.”

Perhaps???? Please leave and take Fredi with you.

This.

Chip, do you understand FINAL GAME OF THE SEASON!?!?!?!?

Chip is a douche
All on kimbrel this game.....all those walks.....not good

offense and freddiot as well

Wilson for the error. Bourn with the moronic steal of 3rd. Fredi for leaving in Linebrink with the season on the line and better options available. Fredi for benching Heyward for the walking out Matt Diaz.

our bullpen has given 8 walks and has only 4 k
FUCK YOU UMP. ALL NIGHT. FUCK YOU.
and already 0-2

how come we only throw balls?

Ump wanting this game to be over.
If he's not a playoff ump

this is it for him too. Time to hit the links!

C’mon guys…base hits.

Ump wants to get to bed.
who will be the ROY

I think Kimbrel won’t be

tuning in again...

please Braves…. please?

nope...

come back in seven months…

wow..

Cardinals have the champagne ready in the clubhouse…. THANK YOU ATLANTA…

you should just go away
you are not a Braves fan
dude..

theyre celebrating in the clubhouse… go to the cards telecast

whatever

root for your team instead of being negative

Freddie goes deep right now

He doesn’t know how to.

Braves are going to win and then whoop their asses tomorrow

let’s go Braves

Chipper, Uggla, Freeman, McCann, Heyward.

I like our chances.

me too

here comes a UGGLA SMASH

Chipper, Uggla, Freeman

if we go down..

we go down with the best closer in baseball un able to shut the door..and the heart of our order..

Here goes nothing…

It's not over till it's over.
with this team.... it is
all we had to do was go 3-3 in the last 6.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AGAIN
they're not gonna be throwing anything hittable
ROY be damned

The season falls on Kimbrel’s shoulders. In the past two weeks he’s blown 3 or 4 saves.

I’m just still shaking my head we pitched to Pence.

yup he was the last regular left in the lineup for the phils.

You get the feeling that Linebrink was really gonna get him there.

Chipper swings at ball 5

If anyone can tie this game it’s Uggla.

if we can't score

it would be 10 consecutive innings without a f"#$%ing run

Swinging at shit out of the strike zone

A fitting way to end the year.

Nice to see Dan Uggla following up.
St Louis

celebrating…. Wow….

exactly why I said fuck them.

Keep swinging at that shit, guys. It’s not like you’ve done anything different all season.

so yea..

um, very unhappy

WOW

we should know what balls look like, thats all our pitchers throw

If this pitcher throws a strike he's nuts.
now Braves have decided to swing shit

Just in case we dont score one here, does anyone know a good drink for not so much money that will make me feel better?

ugh

don’t swing at garbage.

Jeezus Uggla

you’re not swinging at that crap… I know you aren’t… Oh wait, yes you are…

WE'RE SWINGING AT ABSOLUTE SHIT
Maybe there is something positive to take from this game if we dont pull it out....

We’ll ditch some fake fans from this site, from the crowd, and from Braves country.

Negativity does nothing but hurt people. I hope all the Negative Nancy’s go become Philly fans.

This pitcher has throw one, maybe 2, pitches in the strike zone
It's bad enough - but swinging at all these balls is maddening!
THE SAILBOAT called "BRAVES" is SINKING

I believe you mean “failboat”

Never

Linebrink should never have entered this game. No excuse for that decision. He is what he is, but come on.

He was doing okay until walk.

Yeah, just bizarre. As I’ve maintained all season, Fredi just doesn’t know the strength and weaknesses of his players. Linebrink is the very last option out of the bullpen, when you have potential starters than can go in.

coulda been ball 4

but now it’s 2-2

we are getting mowed down by minor leaguers!!!!

Nice job by Fredi, way to pitch to Hunter Pence when you’ve got a guy batting .197 up next.

Real bad decision.

Please Atlanta

even if you dont win… please spoil the night for the Cards please….

Dan

takes a walk

AVOID THE DOUBLE PLAY
Well, walk is better than a strikeout

Down to you FFF

Tying run is on, winning run at the plate.

Come on, ROOKIE!!!

Freeman, end it. DP or HR...
Cmon Cmon Cmon
swinbg at thatttttttttttttttttt comemonnnnnnn
A base runner....AKA: false hope
Patience Freddie. Then drive one
St. Louis....Really. Wait 15 minutes and then pop the champagne
c'mon FF

we need a line drive to the bleachers

Hit one out Freddie.

Just for the hellofit.

We have given up 9 walks....9 free bases!!!!
8 from the bullpen

5 from Venters and Kimbrel

Freddie getting #22 here would be awesome.

If Freeman hits a HR here, I think he'll steal ROY from Kimbrel

he has already kimbrel does not deserve it at allll

Yes he does..

how when hes blown 8 saves and hes a pitcher and not only a pitcher but a one inning guy ??

I think Kimbrel has already given it to him.

oh stop the teasing
Good patience Freeman.
ball four right there
Good pitch to hit there.

Fuck that. c ya’ll next year.

That's all she wrote.
what the fuck?
WHY SWING AT ALL
At least we get the FRONTPAGE WORST COLLAPSE IN HISTORY
Ballgame

Good season guys, except for the final month of it. Good night all.

Linebrink is your pitcher of record. Pretty much sums up the Fredi Gonzalez Atlanta Braves

the guy couldnt throw strikes
Good Season Braves.

We’ll get ’em next year!

GO BRAVES!

FUCKING CHOKERS
is this real life?

See you guys on the flip side.

I’m just stunned.

Heyward had 6 PAs in the last 4 games of the year, all with the season on the line.

Linebrink pitched the most important outs of the Braves’ season.

FUCK THE PHILLIES

of course. there was no other way for this to end.
not sure I will recover from this

FUCK THIS TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Somebody...

say its not over… please…

how long til Opening Day 2012?

Bronn, I look forward to reading your dissertation.

worst feeling as a braves fan I have ever felet

This is worse than the houston loss in extras

Not here… last year and vs houston

9th inning lead vanished - along with our WC hopes.

Despite this loss

the future is extremely bright.

Not with Fredi still here

Larry Parrish FTW

Yeah, he really fucked up Chipper’s swing, huh? And Mac too, it just took him until Sept. Dumbass.

not with the dumb ass manager we have

gonna be a long offseason
Sad. Way. To. End. The. Year.
Absolute fucking disgrace

use your long man for 7 pitches, don’t walk pence with a base open, and lose with linebrink when Viz is still available.

Yeah. That was what did it. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that hitters that are paid millions of dollars couldn’t scratch out a run in 10 innings, half of which were against their subs. Fredi told them to do that.

GTFO

You fucking troll.

I’m a troll?? That’s hilarious. Just because I point out the huge logical fail that you all perpetuate I’m a troll. Yep. That’s me. I actually blame the players for not hitting and I’m a troll. Wow.

Yeah, troll.

Please, please don’t call me names. I might cry.

epic collapse

I’m going to rage hard tonight, and then I’m going forget this team exists until next April

fuck you freediot

you should never see a baseball field again i really hope your dumb ass is fired and you get sent to jail for some thing lil bastard

No reason to get personal...
Somehow

This doesn’t feel as bad as the NLDS did last year

/positive

def feels worse than making it to the big show
It's not LOLMets anymore

It’s LOLBraves now

look!!

METS are laughing

Shti, that really is depressing

We can’t even laugh at the Mets’ collapse anymore. We managed to suffer an EVEN worse collapse.

unbelievable good night everyone

worst failure ever. Fredi should be fired for all the talent we had and running our best BP guys into the ground, potentially ruining their careers
*for not utlizing
Fredi did do a shitty job this year
Sometimes Bobby's bullpen mgmt frustrated me

I have never in my life seen someone so inept at it as Fredi. It’s like he thinks he’s playing MLB live! There arms don’t just magically stay good after coming in ever god damned game!

Yeah, he just wanted to kill them. It had nothing to do with the fact the team couldn’t hit for shit all year and we played 1 million extra inning games. God forbid anyone hold (insert name of your man crush hero here) accountable for not, you know, actually producing at the plate. Oh yeah, that’s Parrish’s fault. Chipper and Mac must have been afraid that if they didn’t hack away at shit pitches like larry told them to they would be benched. What a bunch of morons you all are.

well they didn’t deserve it, sucks, needs to be some house cleaning, if not then braves upper management is fucking morons

This is my all time low as a sports fan.

tonight game was on Kimbrel

Yes completely…..his season was meaningless

but the season is on Fredi

never should have gotten to this [point. the only one to blame is fredi

Yeah, if he could only hit with runners on base they would have won 100 games.

Troll

Even cooler the second time. Witty too!

Actually

if Kimbrel saves the last Cards game…

and that one vs Marlins
But the Cards game would've made this much. much different.
I'd rather watch one of those PSA's about the dangers of crystal meth than the Braves' postgame show.
This is really just like 2006.

June just came in September, so it feels worse.

Welp.

Time to move fully over to the football.

A pair of Haikus

Well balls what the hell
happened to this season guys?
I mean holy shit…

Even though this sucks
I cannot wait for next year
When is spring training?

you can't get any worse than this

but we had a helluva year, we have a incredible team, i’m ready to prove em wrong next year

Great now I live in philly and have to hear all this bullshit for the next MONTH
You're going to be hearing this longer than a month

Braves just became the first team to blow an 8-game lead entering September 1

hello LOLBraves

who blew an 8. 1/2 game lead ALL IN SEPTEMBER!

Hahahaha

Look at the bright side. We won’t have to watch Fredi embarrass this team in the playoffs.

I won’t be watching ESPN or MLBN or anything like that for awhile

How many game did Kimbrel blow in September?

he cost us some important games. Cards, Marlins and tonight?

3

Cards the most important of all

finish that one and we would have been chilling today getting ready to go to Milwaukee… Instead they’re packing their lockers. I’ll volunteer to personally go pack all of Fredi’s stuff if he gets canned

nothing else to say, just hope the cardinals beat the phillies
I hate the Phillies

but I don’t think that is going to happen.

WE DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM THIS TEAM!!!
Welp

Here’s hoping that the team learns from this for next year. They look despondent out there right now.

we

need a thunderdome ASAP

Time to smoke a really really big bowl. Really big.

Really fucking big dude, really fucking big.

a hookah bowl.
full of the dankest shiet.

Matter of fact. 4 people just got phone calls.

.... And now we can do nothing but root for the Cardinals.
fuck the cardinals

hope a meteor lands on CBP saturday

man you cant blame freddi

for this terrible September all we needed was a 1 play in multiple games and we didn’t get it.

I don’t think I pitch to Pence there, but that’s just me…

How can you NOT blame Fredi?

Um, by blaming every guy on the team that couldn’t put up one run in 10 innings, half of which were against the dregs of the Phillies bullpen? He probably just said to hell with it, we are never scoring again anyway so why not pitch to him and get it over with.

This team has had a much larger problem than lack of timely hitting all season long.

That problem is Fredi Gonzalez.

Please quantify how that is a bigger problem than timely hitting. Connie Mack could be manager and if you don’t score runs you won’t win.

If you can’t understand how a manager who constantly makes terrible decisions is worse than a lack of timely hitting, then we’re done here.

Managerial decisions, like play calling,

are absolutely grossly overrated.

If you can’t understand that if anyone on this team could hit at all the last month, hell the last week or the last two days, he isn’t in the position to make the majority of those decisions then you are right, we are done. In fact, I’m waiting for the ban hammer any moment. According to you a hitter’s only job is not to make outs (we sure heard that enough this year) – there sure were a lot of guys not doing their job. But that’s irrelevant because Fredi shouldn’t have called for a steal or pitched to a guy.

Also, that roughly translates as “I can’t quantify it or justify my argument so I’ll take my ball and go home”.

He made bad lineups, he played the wrong players, he constantly wasted outs with poor hit and runs or bad bunt. Fredi and Parrish wanted a over aggressive hitting philosophy and that help create this terrible free swinging offense. He overused his bullpen constantly earlier in the season. There is plenty of blame for Fredi.

i'm still in shock

my entire 2011 is ruined

I can’t believe that I have to wait 5 months to get this terrible fucking taste out of my mouth.

I'm gonna need at least three years.

Look on the bright side, the Boston Red Sox will take up the media coverage.

That literally means nothing to me.

It means that I don’t have to avoid ESPN for several months every time a baseball program comes on.

Take care folks, until next season

It’s been a pleasure coming to this site and being around most of you great people. Aside from the trolls, we have such great fans on this site that live and die with every pitch, each game of the season.

We’ll get em next year, and I’ll see you here then. Take care.

Have a good winter, sir.

You too man. I’ll be around for sure.

Lovely sentiment. :-)

im in tears

I'm sure the team is as well.
Prado was definitely crying badly in the dugout
well

see you all in the rosterbation threads

We just need Reyes and Pujols!!!!

don’t forget about Kemp!

Oh shit! He’s would be the unsung hero! The guy in the background doing all the work!!!

Fuck everything about fredi gonzalez

at Pitt

Being made fun of right now by pirates fans…PIRATES FANS!?!?!?!?!?!??

Not even Jerry Meals could save us tonight
resisting the urge to make a fanpost

I’m imagining that there’s a slew of them that get made tonight, most of which end up deleted.

Refund

Guess I’m getting a refund for my 4 tickets for tomorrow’s play-in game……

It's been a pleasure sharing this season with you guys

I just wish….

Honestly, here's how I feel about this team

It’s like a TV show with an excellent script, a very solid cast of great actors, most classically trained, people who really enjoy the craft, and armed with a great special effects budget, that’s just shitty writing. They give you an excellent premise that draws you in, and then they make all the characters act like idiots, and you feel terrible because even excellent actors can’t pull off the shit dialogue that they’re given. I mean, it’s like season 3 of Heroes, or something.

A bunch of excellent hitters, and this year, they’ve all become one of the most impatient bunches in the big leagues, despite that having NEVER been a defining trait for any of them before. Chipper and Heyward are both players who are famously selective about their pitchers, and they both suffered extreme declines in BB%. Then there’s guys like Prado and Gonzalez, who just decided to be even more impatient that they normally are. I know that coaching doesn’t have a huge effect, but you can’t tell me that is ZERO effect, and when I seem a team-wide reluctance to draw walks or to take pitches, I think it’s got to do with the aggressive philosophy at the plate. Especially since it’s what they default to in big situations: They swing first instead of becoming more selective, looking for the perfect pitch to hit.

Dead on

Rec’d

Damn it

It flagged it again. I promise that was a rec!

I'm flagging YOU then

lol

so basically it was a dan uggla home run.... and that's all

one hit, and that’s it

And running into 2 outs on the bases

I still say one of those was a shit call.
What a damn shame.
And this is the difference between Bobby Cox and Fredi Gonzalez

Say what you will about Bobby, but his teams ALWAYS won games like this at the end of the season.

with Bobby braves would've been in playoff in mid-August
Is that why he missed the playoffs every year from 2006-2009?
because we didn't have any good talent?

bob wickman and chris reitsma were closers at one point, you have to atleast have a team to compete

He never had great closers.

What he did have was the greatest pitching staff in league history.

He had a pretty bad staff from 06-09

Off and on I guess

but any semi-competent MLB manager could have won with Maddux/Glavine/Smoltz just like any manager in the league could have won 100 with the Phils this year.

This shit still never happened under Bobby

Not even fucking close to it. The worst you can say is that everyone choked in the 2003 NLDS, when we had a super-star offense.

This particular thing, no.

Bobby was not a great game manager though. He was a great motivator.

And this team didn't look motivated even a week ago. One freaking win against the Cards

One more freakign win against the Mets, or the Nats, and this shit never happens.

Is that the manager though?

These are grown men after all. Don’t you remember Bobby’s Braves getting criticized in the media for lack of fire?

Yes, that’s completely the manager.

Disagree.

Look at Victorino. Can’t stand him, but that guy’s a pro.

I’m not sure what that has to do with anything.

He doesn't need a manager to motivate him.
I wish someone after this game...WOULD JUST SAY WE FUCKING SUCKED....Enough bullshit that we tried..it's bullshit you SUCKED
what do the bravos need to do in the offseason>
who cares until april.....
Bring Pujols, Reyes, Fielder

and fired Freddi and Parrish

Wipe this month from their minds.

Sell the team to Jay Z and move to Brooklyn?

5 months til this one stops hurting...
cant wait for the Fredi quotes

“Tip your cap” and “we did this to ourselves” i hope they fire him

The only Fredi quote I want to hear is his resignation.

We need Vince McMahon to buy the Braves.

linebrink on the mound, pence with the bloop hit, and a vidro to end the game

could we have lost any worse way

Well its been real and its been fun

but it ain’t been real fun.

Thank You ALL for enduring the GTs with me this season.

I’ve enjoyed the back and forth, reading your wonderful humor and rooting for the Braves right down to the last out each night.

April is along way away….but it will get better.

always loved the pictures. dont be a stranger around here

It’s always a pleasure spending time with you on here, enjoying your quips, and your images, lady.

Thank YOU

you brought even the darkest GT’s a ray of cheer and hope and happiness.

Thank YOU Chopper

I don’t post much, but I follow along a lot. It has been a pleasure.

great job again this year

don’t understand why your name is listed in the bottom names as at least a mod

You all have made my evenings so much more enjoyable when I watch the Braves games.
They are so different when I DVR them and watch later, and if I miss one, I always wonder what you all have been up to.

We’re an eclectic bunch, but it’s great :-)

everybody will remember this collapse until other team not name Braves

can blow 9 game difference in September

isn’t that mathimatically impossible….OH WAIT

Not even a sell out for this game? I went to last night’s game and I must say Braves’ fans are bad baseball fans. Doing the wave, chanting during EVERY Brian McCann at bat, moving behind the home plate during a pitch. START TREATING BRAVES GAMES LIKE A GOLF GAME! SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! Let your team concentrate. Moving forward all we can do as fans is make it better to play in Atlanta.

Awful

I haven’t been around this site much at all this season. Guess having a new baby takes some of your time. But I’ve enjoyed this place for the last few seasons to celebrate and commiserate with fellow Braves fans.

It’s going to take a good while to forget about this. Collapsing over a couple months or so is one thing but dropping an 8 1/2 game lead in one month. Unbelievable! It’s just so sad to say and continually realize that the Braves are such a successful franchise while being a very unsuccessful franchise at the same time. Sheesh.

If this entire coaching staff isn’t fired, someone can have my season tickets.

Dibs
You're calling dibs?

Did you even look at the stands? EMPTY!!! Your team is fighting to get to the playoffs, and the place has a ton of empty seats. I could buy season Tix for this team RIGHT NOW. But I won’t. That little thing of living 600 miles from the stadium might have something to do with it.

This really is

a total shit-the-bed. Nobody took this from us, Even a below average month would have taken the thing. This is just fucking insanity.

I think now

all baseball fan is suscribing to TC to see braves fan post

wow

That was epic. You all were talking so much shit to start the month and ONCE again we come in and rape you LOLLLLL. Fucking chokers! And we beat you with our minor league team! hahahahahaha GO PHILS!! 102 wins!

I say this with the utmost respect

Fuck off.

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

i say this with no respect

fuck off

That made me feel slightly better.
But you still live in Philly.

Enjoy sports. It’s all you have.

Only in Philly can your QB be a convicted felon!

Don't respond to this guy, please.

Thanks.

Yeah, just flag him.

Thanks for your kind words, I’ll be sure to tell everyone that the Philly fans came here and showed class in victory.

hey

You guys wanted to talk so much shit, now i get to enjoy your epic fail. Enjoying I am HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck. Off.
Don't worry Bravos.

We can all laugh when the Philth lose in the 1st round.

:)

I will fuck my girl tonight with a smile on my face. Also thinking of chipper choking LOL struck emmmm outttt by the rookie

You don't fit the stereotype at all.
Don't give that poor girl herpes.

So you think about Chipper when you are fucking your girl? Sounds like the next 5 years are going to be fun.

Jayson is that you? You shouldn’t talk about Chase’s wife like that in public.

Just cause you can reproduce, doesn't mean you should

You fall under this category.

Thanks for keeping Chipper in your thoughts, I’m sure he’ll be fine though.

Who is your girl going to be thinking about?

Apparently, since a few Braves fans enjoy talking shit

A few Philly fans think that kicking the dog is cool.

course they do

with that dogkiller as QB who they love.

Wait a sec

Isnt he from Atlanta? Whoops.. I think they cheered him louder then those philly people did whoops!

Actually, he’s from Newport News, Virginia.

lol

no hes not he played in Atlanta so he must be from there

Sounds like the Phillies at the game I went to

I was wearing my Chipper jersey, and they started talking shit about the city of Atlanta and about the Falcons.

I was like “Dude, I’m from Virginia. I don’t give a shit.”

You’re right, we do have a lot of good players, and it does indeed hurt to barely miss the playoffs. That you’d come here to tell us how great our season was and wish us luck next year rather than just celebrating your victory with your friends and loved ones is very kind.

You’re one of the good ones.

Seriously dude, go away. I don’t even care that you’re making Phils fans look bad. You’re being a certifiable jackass. Go away.

He does not really have to try to make Phils fans look bad.
Tried to go to your profile

Looks like you created a new one just to say that? God, what a pussy.

whoops

Old one was banned ;)

I wonder how the fuck that could have happened?

Yo, TGPer says get the fuck out.

Thank you dude. This shit hurts, as meaningless of an asshole as he was, I know that I would never do that, so I appreciate your efforts to try to civilize your smallfolk.

For the record, he’s never posted on TGP, and I’ll speak to the higher-ups to make sure he doesn’t.

Much appreciate, I’m glad that fandom doesn’t supersede civility in your mind. One of the good ones.

Your minor league team?

The only one who didn’t play the whole game was Howard.

At least we don't have to endure this torture anymore

I want Fredi gone. He was terrible. Even Orel knew he blew it tonight. This team looked defeated as soon as the tying run scored in the 9th. I’m so glad i don’t have to watch this team for another 6 months.

It’s like i’ve been paroled.

I suppose it's with kind of a masocistic pleasure that I'm surfing this thread.

I told myself I wasn’t going to look in here after the game, but with the way that ended…Terrible way to end a season. Clutch players not coming through, O’Ventbrel blowing it, and getting beat by the Phillies. by golly there’s a lotta self hate going on on this end.

I’m doing the exact same thing.

its a HUGE punch in the gut and kick in the balls

I’m just… idk.. it sucks…. it sucks

It's more like

slowly having your entrails yanked out over the course of a month.

We will hear about this all next season, SHOULD

we be fortunate enough to be in contention down the stretch again. Ditto the next year and the year after that.

Well, time for football season…Go Cowboys!

I would say "Go Falcons,"

But then, I’ve been paying attention this season.

Ha, I picked them to make it to the NFC championship game.

Braves

Got exactly what they deserved. Braves fans deserve better. Fire Fredi

Has FG been fired yet?

Not happening

I was an apologist for him....

…..until tonight.

no

Wren just handed him an extension

This collapse put asses in seats for the last series

I guess…

Seriously, I called this shit before the season, but I want the Braves to succeed so I can’t pull against him. But over the course of the season he made me realize every nightmare I’d ever had about his coaching “style.”

Someone should make a post

on how not to feed trolls. We might need it here in the next few days/weeks.

Don’t respond, just flag it.

Aye

just looking at some conversations above this… seems like we need a site-wide reminder.

Done

Thanks for the fun banter. I look forward to the first spring game thread.

Who can the Braves go after for a new manager?

Ozzie Guillen

You sir are trolling.

Got traded to the Marlins.

New ballpark is 422 in center field, and it looks like a dorsal fin.

Bobby Cox

Actually I want Tom Glavine.

Glavine isn’t an option, and Bobby can’t come back. Return all those gifts?

Go steal Sandberg, before the Cubs realize what they lost.

Don’t know much about him as a manager.

Well you know he isn’t Fredi Gonzalez, that should be worth a lot.

A whole hell of a lot.

I don't like Fredi....NO HEART.....Loved bobby getting thrown out of games..FREDI oh that was the call...ook no prob
This

did he get thrown out at all this season?

Once that I remember
remember when the probability of the braves making the playoffs was like 90%?
Remember when math sucks

and you still have to win games…

i forgot about that part..
Yeah I do LOL

How does it feel to be swept out by a AAA phillies team. LOLLLLL

Dude, Seriously? Not cool.

I don’t know who you are, or what “Phils Blog” you hail from, but fuck off and leave them be.

99.2% on August 25

Yes, can that stat be done away with please. Actually don’t give us any more stats like that TC.

What?

Statistics suggested something would happen but it didn’t? These players are humans who don’t always perform the same way? Well I never…

Is there seriously any chance Fredi gets fired for this? God I hope so.

I really think he is the wrong type of manager....
Tim Hudson is the man.
Maybe the Braves can trade for..

Jayson Werth? LOL

Dont worry guys

both Gonzos will be back next year there is hope lol

Orioles tie it! A team with heart and effort.

i guess you´re really never prepared...

i mean.. i knew what was coming… and here i am… feeling like this….

Red Sox collapsing as well

FWIW

Wow

this is a bigger choke then anything the Mets had done

Come on Red Soxs, please choke!

I hope it happens

Just so we get overshadowed
Well.... Until next time...

So long, everybody.

we're going to be good next year, no need to worry

I’ll be around all winter long too

yeah... there´s always next year...

BUT WE HAD THIS YEAR GODDAMMIT…!

So, you are a Cubs fan, eh?

Just funn’en ya,

Fredi = Gone
Parrish = Gone
Lowe= Eaten by a bear
Linebrink= Gone

Me= Happy

That would make it tolerable but I don’t think there is anyway Fredi is gone which is really unfortunate.

I know. That totally sucks. He is a really shitty manager.

Every Marlins fan I ever spoke to, even when they were looking good, hates him.

Over aggressive is the theme of the season. Just can’t be swinging at so many pitches out of the zone and running into so many outs. I just hope next season we develop a less homer or bust mentality.

Holy shit Orioles win!

If only they were going to the postseason

I’d be all up on that bandwagon

Waiting for post game interviews

It’s times like these when you get real material from the players and not cliches. Damn this is brutal…

I hope someone really comes out and says something…..they need too

Look at the bright side

At least the Braves are young

But their manager is a retard. Good luck!

WOW 2 complete failure teams in 1 year
yes, a .00004% chance of that happening in the same season.

oh wells.

i feel like we shouldnt be making fun of the sox...

you think we could francona as manager next year?

I love Francona. I just think it’s his time to get out of Boston.

Well good..

at least major league teams that are capable of playing baseball in the major leagues will be in the playoffs. The Braves might as well be removed from Turner Field by gurneys. Why the fck are they even interviewing that idiot Fredi Gonzales?! Does he even know where he is?
Absolutely disgraceful!
Frank Wren & the Braves front office have a LOT figure out this offseason!

Lucky ass broken bat swing

drives in a clutch run, and we can’t do nothing the entire month.

I'll go ahead and say it:

Does this hurt Kimbrel’s ROY status?

Not to the point that a non-Brave wins it, IMO

Gonna miss these game threads guys

red sox are doomed...

Proctor is going for the 3rd inning….

LOL. oh what a year.

wtf did Fredi seriously just say “to bad” about this season

Fredi Gonzalez

Is freaking crying in the post game interview…blech

Kick his ass to the curb.

What is that piece of shit crying for? It’s his fault this happened.

I can’t remember Bobby crying.

Bobby would be too busy turning shit upside down.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

There would be a literal fire in the stadium
Or hitting the bottle

Great, so now he’s capable of emotion?! Good job jackball. I don’t have anything good to say about his dumbazz whatsoever…..

“There’s no crying in baseball!”

I would have liked to have seen Frank Wren step in during the interview and fire him right fcking then.

Oh, God that would be awesome.

No use hanging in this threat any more tonight

To all the fans- please don’t do anything stupid. Next year looks to be even more promising. Trolls aren’t worth your time.

Hopefully the Braves can get something done over the winter to improve themselves, but even if they run out the same exact guys next year with the same manager and the same hitting coach, these are still my Braves and I’ll still be rooting for them. I hope you will be too.

This is my first season with TC so I don’t know what winters are like but if at all possible I’d still like to chat with you all- not being a football fan, winter is awfully lonely without the Bravos. Hope to see you all soon!

thanks, I will try. I am seriously so angry
holy

crap the Rays win

DONT WORRY GUYS

RED SOX – BRAVES world series next year….

Let’s talk about what to do with all the money coming off the books, like now.

Braves

kicking Braves Fans in the balls since 1996. Longest continuously ballsack kicking team in the majors!

LONGORIA!!!!!! OH MY GOD
Rays win

Sox are out

Now that

the Sox have also collapsed at least all the attention won’t be on the Braves.

RAYS WIN

HOLY SHIT

seriously crazy stuff

C'mon Rays!

Misery’s my name and I want some company

They are STILL playing that stupid "Chop This House" postseason commercial
i guess

people who paid for post season tickets need something to cheer them up

BRAVES LOST 2 GAMES.....PROCTOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

Linebrink and Proctor… wow… worst pitchers ever…

wow....

i would give anything to feel what they’re feeling….

What a day of baseball

Tonight shows why the wildcard is great for baseball. Amazing, amazing set of games.

How weird is it that both teams that choked...

came from Boston

i remember when analyst on espn would say

8 1/2 game lead is insurmountable…and i was like stfu! JINXED!

diablo Atlanta...

hasta que terminaron de joder la vaina…. pero na… there´s always next season….

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