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Overflow Thread: Braves vs. Phillies 9/26

All business time now.  How about a runz thread?

Phillies up 3-2 going bot. 6th.

As much as I hate scoreboard watching, Astros up on the Cards, 2-1.

But just win, and all is fine for another day.

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Michael Stutes coming in to pitch the 6th.

Prado, Chipper, Uggla due up.

well done Roy Hobbs

now RUNS!

Now, can we get a freaking table setter?

I don’t need speedy to get on base and steal bases…I just want SOMEONE at the top of the line-up to get on base!

Some hitting would be nice this half inning.

This is going to happen

And it’s going to be glorious.

We need a RALLY

I approve of this message.
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS!!!
THE MAGICAL GEODUCK SHALL LEAD US TO A WIN

That’s nasty. Don’t do it again ;-)

is it at least a good crowd?

and the Phillies keep Lee in there

blah

Hahah Phillies trolling us

Lee stays in. Ouch

How about that 75 pitch limit

bullshit lying Phillies
Lee back out for the 6th. I knew it
If we get five runs tonight, I WILL QUIT SMOKING!!!

i will quick drinking

I see what you did there.

lol i wanted to say it but my hands brain did not allow it

To the weather channel!

Anyone legitimately surprised?

Nope, I figured he would stay in there.

Lee is back, even though Stutes was warming up.

Well played, Cholly

make him regret coming back out
Lulz at everyone that was all STUUUTES
what it Prado Avg. in the last idon'tknowhowmanygames?
WE ARE JUST FLAT OUT DOMINATED. COME ON SOMEBODY
Asshole Charlie Manuel.
another great ab prado
wtf is wrong with him?

Fredi certainly doesn’t know.

run into one again please chipper
almost....

danny, you run into one again. Trade places with Chipper

surprise surprise....

how was the one that said that the Phills are phoning it in…?

they would love nothing more than to keep us out of the playoffs

and with the Cards playing the worst team in baseball, we could be in trouble

I figured CM was resting his guys just for our series.
Keeping us out would be a bonus to their season.

true. nobody said it would be easy. it would've been hard if they played their AAA squad anyway.

I’ll die laughing if Lee and Hamels both get injured pitching 8 innings each this series.

I would not shed a tear myself.

c'mon braves you can't run if you don't put the ball in play
This is getting ugly to watch.
Daaaaaamn....just missed.
chippper mofoingJONESSSS
CHIPPER DELIVERS!!!!!!!!!!1

Alright Chipper 2B… now DRIVE HIM IN

Love me some Grandpa....
nice Chipper!

Please Lord, let someone knock him (and others??) in!

HE IS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!
Double for Chippah!!
NOW GET HIS ASS HOME!!! NOW
If only someone could get on base ahead of him...

He’s being wasted in the three spot.

I’ve felt this way too lately.

PRADO SHOULD NOT BE BATTING 2nd

At this point, AGon would make me optimistic.

what a great player!

Mitch Williams: It’s a shame he wont get to the Hall of Fame, seeing as how he didn’t get 500 home runs.

OLD MAN!!!

Now help him home Uggs!

if it wasn't a groud-rule double

it would’ve been a triple at least

Not with Chipper running.
THAT WORKS!!! KEEP IT GOIN MOFOS
i wish chipper could bat every AB

I’m pretty sure I just saw a Blaine Boyer jersey…

Uggla smash time
lets clone a bunch of chipper jones
just make sure the clones are younger and I am in lol

i agree 25 year old chippers

Mets fans everywhere just shot you a lot of dirty looks

Extra incentive.
Come on Uggla...

Can’t take that pitch again.

Base hit Dan come on
that was right in his mashhouse
Theriot GIDP to end top of the 4th
swinging shit

FVCK

Cardinals just tied the NL record for double plays in a season
2011 Braves is leading?
nope, they have 166, we have 110- around league avb

have to get men on base 1st

Effffing hell man.
Come on Freddie you got this
Ok fff

please hit it.

What the shit. Why is Rollins playing that far back. Ugh.

DAMN'T!

Why can every team play amazing defense except the Braves? :(

we play good defense ?

I said “amazing”….ALL THE DAMN TIME (when playing the Braves)

I hate the world and all its inhabitants!
dammmm

at least they will hopefully pull lee now ?

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
OF COURSE HE'S PLAYING DEEP
YEAH PLAYOFFS...!
Terrible at-bat by Uggla killed that whole inning
anyone wanna tell me

What happened to this 80 pitch count for Lee?

It was never true.

Never was gonna happen. They have a chance to kill our season
still though, if you were the Phillies, would you rather face the red hot Cardinals

or the Diamondbacks… to me it seems obvious to tank this series

THE PITCH COUNT IS A LIE!
I don't know why anyone was passing that around.

I figured if they Phillies had a lead, they would leave him in just to kill the Braves season.

Chipper will make them pay next at bat.

You can see how mad he is.

I pretty much don't like anyone not named Chipper or Alex on this teams offense right now
git sum mo RUNZ ASTROS!
if someone could get on base before chipper's AB
if someone not named chipper could get on period
Diaz and Gonzalez did it
1-for-6 with RISP

This team’s RISP futility makes me want to cry :(

just a one run game folks...calm down

With fewer and fewer innings to get ahead, though.

and in the midst of a monumental collapse when the team behind us

is playing the worst team in baseball

we should have won this wild card 2 weeks ago, so sorry if we are a bit tense about it.

Ok guys,

This is still a one-run game. And if there’s anything our offense has done marginally well lately it’s hit solo hrs. We can still tie this up and then win. Our BP just needs to keep it in reach.

Hahahaha – the Cowboys suck.

OMFG... season over if chippers done
yeah...

just what we need….

And Chipper is hurt

Give me a freakin’ break.

NOOOO please dont be hurt
what kind of injury??
We are so screwed
4-1 Astros.

Downs with a 2R-HR

well thats good news.. in other news we still suck at hitting

No more cliff lee!!!!!!!

Hallelujah

At least Lee is out.

Let’s get some damn runs already!

Yeah, Chipper looks bad
4-1 STROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just in.....

Carlos Marmol will be pitching the 9th for the Astros.

That's just cruel.
Chipper is not looking too good right now

i hope he can just walk that off

howd he get hurt?
Great...deja vu all over again.
Awesome

Chipper is hurt

What happened to chipper?
Knee
crap.

At least he’s still playing. At this point though I think the leg would have to fall off for him not to.

Pretty much.
Chipper looks like he is serious pain.
MATT DOWNS BABY
STL 1, HOU 4 - BOT 4

Matt Downs two-run homer. 0 out.

EOF back out for a 2nd inning, btw.

Atlanta Braves minus Chipper = GCL Braves
he came back out to play 3rd though.
he knows what's on the line
WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW CHIPPER GOT HURT? IS HE OKAY

Running bases, is still playing the field.

LOUD NOISES

he’s old

Phillies put a spell on him
Sprained labia.

/Just kidding. Chipper is still one of my favorite players.

Old man

The only one who can hit, is hurt. Bodes well for us.

NICE ROUTE TO THAT BALL DIAZ. REALLY SOLID

But he hustles and clearly tries 100% 100% of the time.

Never said perfect, just said that nothing was really sacrificed between he and Heyward.

But it really is. Heyward is superior in every way – and it’s not even close.

Not true.

Diaz is probably a much better crazy white guy dancer than Heyward.

Probably a better gardener, too.

which is just false

heyward’s range >>>> Diaz

We’ve been over all of this already, not worth bringing back up. I see what I see and make opinions accordingly. I’ve stated those, you disagree, we move on..

Damn, Downs got a hold of that ball.

good news 4-1 astros
Heyward would've caught that
you wonder why diaz is still out there now that lee is gone
bc heyward coming in would make some sense

though they could loogy us in the bottom of the inning if we put him in now

Braves can clinch if Cardinals lose 3 games in the row
Seems like everyone except Chipper is banking on it

Braves can clinch if Cardinals Phillies lose 3 games in the row

I like that much better
Maybe

The Astros can win it for us, since we apparently can’t.

I would gladly give Chipper any part of my body

whatever he needs, whatever he just hurt, take mine!

I was thinking that but I’m waiting on ACL surgery, so it’s better that you donate.

Were you rounding 3rd too?

Indoor soccer

maybe that will teach you to get out of the house more lol
And the worst part?

It’s the second time. I got my left knee a few years ago.

Tore my ACL playing b-ball. I tell people it’s when I came down from dunking on someone. Truth is, I was back-peddling on a fast-break and leg twisted and I crumpled to the ground.

Both mine were non contact.

If Chipper's seriously hurt and they make the playoffs...

Conrad at 3rd base in the playoffs? :)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thankfully… no fucking way haha

Don't joke like that

oh god please dont talk like that and you know it will be wilson dont give us nightmares

if that's the case, im hoping for hinske in left and prado at 3rd

i would rather have Wilson at third defense wise Prado has been horrible at 3rd defensively

it's ok guys, as long as chipper keeps hitting groud rule doubles and home runs we'll be fine
Yeah, except he can't drive himself in from second.
well it's not going to matter cuz he gets stranded on base all the time anyways
where did tom glavin go ???
He's talking right now

your right dident hear him for a while

Making some calls to some friends in Houston

For some secret voodoo work

Jaime should be getting rocked with that obnoxious assed red glove
Can Astros send some of their players to Atlanta due to Astros know how to hit
We have Bourn already...

I was gonna say this but was switching channels.

So Chipper is still in the game?

Any update from broadcasters? Gamecast kills me.

He is in, just looking gimpy

Gimpy? He looks hobbled.

crippled
Really

Wonder how a hover-round would do in the dirt.

Is that our first K tonight?

Pence

Should take over as the Geico caveman spokesman…

Pence

should go fornicate himself with an iron fork.

Ok,

I lol’d heartily, I admit.

Not mine

but thank you.

No, they are irritating enough already.

Nice job EOF... hey offense WAKE UP!!!!
4-1 Houston headed the 5th
ROOT ROOT FOR THE BRAVOS, THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME

More like “If they don’t win it’s the same.” Sorry, sorry. If I didn’t think they had a chance to do this, I wouldn’t be here.

RALLY TIME!!!
this. omg this this this.
stop talking about pence, you fockers.
LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD BRAVES THE ASTROS ARE WINNING. YOU CAN DO IT TOO!!
Braves MVP

Wandy Rodriguez.

Heyward would've also caught that

Come on guys start to hit the fukn ball

COME ON...!

COME ON DAMMIT… COME ON…! COME ON…!

3 innings to potentially push the Cards on the brink if the Astros score holds.
 
Score some runs or you bozos don’t belong playing in October.

Heyward for Diaz?
I SURE AS HELL HOPE SO

No-brainer if it is RHP

Nope...lefty.
Offense reboot engage.

Big Rally. Win Game.

Jumping Sammy failed to rally the team, so let's try chopping Sammy.

PEMO, if you are reading this, show this to everyone in the dugout right now!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODWrEHPZFY

Jay leadoff double. Lock it down Wandy.
GET SOME F***ING RUNS I AM SICK OF PRAYING FOR THE CARDS TO LOSE.

This time a million

Joe Savery (who?) coming in for the 7th

McCann, Diaz, Gonzalez due up

Savery went to my HS, was good friends with my brother.

Failed pitcher turned DH, turned pitcher again.

Oh good, Phillies are bringing in some random guy.

We're good at making new guys look like Justin Verlander

Random Guy > TBD > PTBNL.

Can we haz Cash in the game?!

;-)

Even Fredi can’t ruin our night if we have CASH!

NO IT'S A NO NAME LEFTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DAMN YOU CHARLIE MANUEEEELLLLLL!!
O'Flaherty's ERA is now 0.99

We’re facing a guy who converted to pitcher in the minors… this year

No, he was a pitcher, then a dh, then back to pitcher.
a rookie lefty... SHIT
Bacardi Oakheart

I want.

read first comment in first game thread

no name lefty

1-2-3 inning

Oh great.

We’ve got a “great story” on our hands…

That John Denver song

Doesn’t. Help. Anything.

the phillies know our weakness
it takes one swing for you to bust out of this mac

WTF on a diff note Ozzie G to the marlins ?

I’ve actually been calling that one all year. Along with La Russa to the White Sox..

O's 3 RedSox 2

Ray 4 Yankees 2

3 out of 4 games are going the way i want right now
but the more important isn't go well
These scores

please me.

Ok, maybe this one is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DooPFA5jO9Q&feature=related

You sir are a bucket full of fail

Go on…?

what is that link?

Eastbound and Down.

You never fail to make things go over my head. Catch season premiers of Office and P/R?

DVR’d both, watched PnR – was extremely disappointed.

Ditto. Office did much better

Mac takes strike 1. 20 bucks says he K's
I'll take a check please.

checks are made payable to…

Maybe see some pitches? See if dude can throw strikes?

should have PH with Ross

BMac’s at bats are just painful to watch these days.

So are Prado’s and Heyward’s….

Heyward is doing slightly better

Geez, Mac, at least make him earn it.
i'm glad to see this no name guy leaving the game

Wow, using a LOOGY in this game? Really?

If the shoe was on the other foot, wouldn't you be trying to keep Philly from the post season?

No, I’d just try to get everyone rested for the playoffs.

These days, pitching against us = rest.

Going for the kill. Although, if the Phillies do knock the Braves out, they would get the wild card winner instead of Arizona or Milwaukee. Not sure I’d want to go with the hot hand, but still. Either that, or they are just vindictive dickwads.

Heyward needs to channel his inner Cerrano
We should send him bat warmers.
Cards have 1st and 2nd with 0 outs

I think Mac forgot how to hit

loogy out, heyward in
how can you be such a great hitter for 2/3 of the season

and then be abysmal for the last month?

An oblique injury.

he's been awful since coming back off the DL

it appears he rushed back far too soon

Injury, bad luck, bad eyes

Have to put in Heyward now

LOL,Manuel fredi totally would have left Diaz in there
That's it?

Manuel is really trying for the win here. Damn, those guys must really, really hate the Braves.

Did you really, really just figure that out?

No, I am aware of that. Just a little surprised he would dip that deeply into the bullpen for what is really a meaningless game for them. I expect them to play to win.

McCann sucks shit.
Mac

I haven’t heard an F-bomb on TV since he started sucking wind. Coincidence?

Baltimore with a 3 run inside the park home run hahaha 6-2
at least we aren't the only team tanking lol
yup, but I'm pissed b/c the red sox have been far worse than us, but are still in the lead cuz they don't have the cards chasing them
Wandy about to give some back. 2 on no out
of course we keep Diaz in

This makes no fucking sense. I cannot believe this. After all the stupid shit that Fredi has done, I am still just stunned.

Orioles just hit an inside-the-park 3-run homer

Lol…

This 1-run deficit feels completely insurmountable

I don’t think prado or mccann have hit a ball hard when it mattered in 6 years

Fredi, are you even trying to win this game?

WTF? Diaz is still in????

Fredi is a genius thats why

Diaz staying it. It doesn’t matter if he does anything. This is just a bewildering decision.

Diaz to face the righty?
There is no excuse for Heyward sitting on the bench right now.

Not a one.

Um, when did Heyward become white and hit righty?
welp...

i guess nothing works…. not even naked posting….

Rally plz

Ral-ly Cup-Guy
Clap clap clap-clap-clap

Is Fredi aware that Diaz does not hit RHP all that well?

or lefties that well. His OPS for the Braves so far this year is below .600

Then we can PH Heyward later.
I mean seriously?

Absolutely bizarre. Can improve the offense and the defense with one decision.

Joe Simpson calling out Fredi for not pinch-hitting for Diaz
obvious statement is obvious

even to Joe

i wasn't on here 30 mins ago but...

can anyone tell me why the F Fredi brought in martinez for the 3rd time in 4 games? What a retard…if I could bet a million dollars that the Braves would never get a hit with RISP i’d be a gazillionaire.

the odds are too small for that
Bases loaded no out for Cards...
wpf is the designated TC Cardinals updater
Whoops, my bad
it's all good

just don’t need 14 people all posting the same thing

Bases loaded no outs for the Cards. Fuck
wait and see

how they score 3 runs on that… just like us…!

Furcal reaches on an astrohit.

Of course it hangs up in the air for Pence…

Diaz hit that hard for whatever that's worth
worth nothing

out is an out, and we’re running out of them

it’s worth a nickel, congratulations

our hits carry, other teams hits drop
Running out of chances.
THIS IS SO DEPRESSING I NEED CAPS LOCK TO SHOW HOW DEPRESSED I AM.

sigh

We’re playing right at ’em ball tonight so far.

Well

You have to tip your cap…

Ump squeezing Wandy. Pitch 3 was a strike (called a ball).

In play

run(s)

FTS.

at least that was a vidro

O´s 6 Red Sox 2

no one cares lol

Red Sox is making Braves look as a good team
As a baseball fan

and a Red Sox hater, I kind of do.

im not even watching anymore...

i switched to Bos-Bal…

Alex back to being Alex I see
Cards GIDP, 4-2, guy on third 2 outs

Can’t even hit random lefty guy and Stutes.

too be fair… we can NEVER hit random lefty guy

This team couldn't hit

the man on the grassy knoll.

Freese GIDP but a run scores. 4-2
Hey Fredi Gonzalez,

Fuck You.

It seems Braves can't at least put the ball in play
Michael Stutes has given up runs in 4 of his last outings

And just tore though Diaz and Gonzalez

well its not like its Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig lol
Our guys couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat right now.
They can't even hit a Beachball
with a tennis racket
Diaz had a good AB

Diaz is horrific against RHP this year. Not really saying much.

Alex can’t believe he struck out.

You’d think he would be over this much shock by now. lol

heyward better lead off the 8th

but if he does, they’ll just put in Bastardo and loogy us again

That’s why leaving in Diaz was so freaking bizarre. They just pulled the LHP. Unlikely, though possible, that they were going to put in 2 LHP back to back. Plus Heyward can remain in the game for defense and additional PAs.

I suppose if he does lead off

and we go 1-2-3, we could put the pitcher in the 2 spot and take out prado… not a wise move though

We really do suck everybody
1 hit in the last 5 innings

you may be on to something

1 run in 21 innings against the Nats. End of discussion
See Prado, Martin and McCann, Brian for starters

Pujols strikes out.

And, blah, Alex.

taking bets on the crowd booing the braves at some point this series?
youre implying that we'd actually have a crowd, and that said crowd would actually make some noise
In the bottom of the 9th

If we lose, are losing, it will happen.

Our crowd should stfu. They can’t even fill the stadium for the most important series of the year against a hated division rival.

i have a hard time attacking fans who aren’t at turner field when im not there either… whether i live in los angeles or not

I have a hard time attacking with the way we have been playing lol

yeah its like being mad at pirate fans…

That makes one of us.

It’s a MONDAY night.

This is foozball country.

Turner field is in a bad location, bad transportation, no bars, NOTHING around Turner field to do except get into trouble and the game.

Lay-off the crowd size. >geez<

I think the post from last year (or earlier this year) needs to be resurrected (it was a beautiful piece on why attendance is so low.

Having the last series (the most important one) during the start of a work week is ridiculous.

I hate the Phillies and I hate their fans… but they would be going fucking insane if our situations were reversed right now. Maybe you don’t think that gives the team a lift but I wholeheartedly disagree. I’m tired of our lame fans year after year not being able to sell out playoff atmosphere games for a super young, super exciting team.

if we are losing game 3 with it all on the line… They won’t be Braves fans if they don’t boo

Hell atleast the cards only got 1

Huge Fail by the Cards

Bases loaded, 0 outs.

Freese GIDP’s, Pujols K’s.

4-2.

We would’ve scored zero.

At least they can get a run in that situation...

we couldn’t even do that…!

only the Braves could make a AAA infielder and Stoots look like All-Stars
Oh Braves...

i love you… but is not you… it´s me… i guess, this is not working out for us.. i mean… i´m really sorry….

I just want Chipper to see the ball one more time.

PREFERABLY with a man on.

He may need a crutch

But I’d still rather see him batting than Mac, et al.

I was really hoping EOF’s spot had come up that inning to see if Fredi would have sent him out there to hit.

"He had some good swings in BP"

Who is ’Stros closer? Anyone but Marmol is cool.

Worse, Melancon.

Ha...

even Marmol would manage to turn things against us…..

Ok JV

let’s not give them anything more, yes?

STFD Howard

THAT is the JV I have been missing for weeks!

Ordinarily, I’d kind of like to see JV get a couple more days off, but no way to do that now.

Stros leave Wandy in to bat

isnt he a pretty good hitting pitcher?

Good call, leadoff double!

Oh fuck you Victorino

I hate dicktorino
Get fucked Victorino
Wandy with a lead-off double

LaRussa’s brain must be melting.

bring Wandy to Atlanta to hit
Words cannot describe how much I hate that asshat
SERIOUSLY... please someone answer me...

ARE WE GONNA SCORE A RUN EVER AGAIN….? i mean i have a better shot at winning the Lottery…

this year? or ever?

mmm...

i know the will score at some point after i´m dead… but i mean this year….

Doubt it.

These guys are scoring less than I did in college.

We need more context to figure out what that means.

Yaay! As long as the Astros keep winning, the Braves can lose their way into the NLDS!

just like we planned!

I hate Victorino.

I know I was raised to not “hate” anyone, but sorry, Mom, you just don’t know how much of a d*ckwad Victorino is.

go to your room right now !!!!

I’M 39 YEARS OLD YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Wandy Rodriguez just doubled
If Raul fucking Ibanez gets a hit here I'm turning this off.

bye guys!

EOF and Venters should really switch roles but they won’t. Fredi is a goddamn idiot who won’t change anything.

fuck victorino !!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can we never get him out?

He’s insanely fast and he has an extra dose of PhillyLuck™.

Some kind of deal with the devil I imagine

huge potential run on 2nd

as bad as we’ve been on offense, I don’t know if we can come back from down 2… even 1 seems almost impossible right now

wow, i think chipper might be done...that was awful range

guaranteed polanco with the 2 out RBI

L@@K – they don’t swing at crap pitches.

Imagine that.

Victorino

Give credit where it’s due. If he played for us we’d have two hitters.

If he played for us, I'd wait until his departure to watch this team.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BRAVES BASEBALL........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY JONNYYYYYYYY
See that?

That’s how you play baseball.

Venters actually looks pretty solid in this outing

but the Braves gave up another

this braves team is going to send me to my early young grave

Yeah, crappy grounders to score runs!

Anyone have a link to this game?

please :)

why do you want to watch this game?

it’s so depressing

Time to cheer for Houston
when Johnny is giving up runs, the season is about over
FVCK!

same players and another run

2 pitches hit that were right down the damn middle

Why call for the fastball there?

doesn't matter what the pitch is

when you throw it right down the damn middle

Crapola

Venters, you started off so well…

just going to make the comeback that much more dramatic, right?
This bullpen has been sucking a lot lately
theyve been so dominant all year that they've decided to give up a years worth of runs in 2 weeks

Venters is not happy…

he shouldn't be

2 shitty pitches cost us another run

and now we get a double play

naturally lol

Astros are pulling a Braves—about to strand a leadoff double on second.

The Braves would find a way to strand a leadoff HR on second.

why did jonny shave his beard thats why he has been giving up runs !!!
That's ridiculous.

He’s not Tommy Hanson

Ok boys

rally time. NOW!

What’s a rally?
Love,
The Braves

PEACE EVERYONE...

see ya all next season….. (and by that i mean tomorrow, because i´m a stupid masochist)…..

Venters has now given up runs in 3 of last 4 appearances

His arm is dead from overuse.

false

he’s still throwing hard. just no longer hitting his spots, or getting away with missing his spots

Fatigue doesn't kill velocity

It kills command.

Odds of scoring 3 more runs in this ballgame are pretty low.

and been going lower at an exponential rate this september

odds of scoring 3 more runs in the rest of the season are pretty low

FIFY

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS!!!
Who wants to be cheered up

Great song with a video that will leave you speechless
Vampire Weekend-White Sky. Guaranteed to cheer you up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTgDgCSh-w

What does that feel like?

To actually get a hit when you need one????

havent felt it since prado had his walk off against the dodgers

and then we went to philly

I just don't understand.
OK, gonna try another Rally approach:

nice.

Don’t know if it will work…

LET VENTERS HIT

Can’t be worse than anyone else.

The Phillies are loving this

They are pulling out all the stops just to screw us.

Did anyone doubt they wouldn’t?

you can't get mad at them for playing the game the right way

this is all on the braves epic fail of a September

If Lidge has a perfect inning, I'm going to be convinced there's nothing left
This sucks ass right now
COME ON ASSHOLES...!

I don’t get it but that’s awesome.

mmm..

rally?

Ahh

Lack of RUNZ killing my brain.

I’ll be quiet now.

Rally road race I would assume.

Why does that guy hate that tree so much?
fucking genius

down by 2 and we put in hinske…. we need baserunners you fucking idiot

Heyward still not in...

Did he piss Fredi off somehow?

Diaz > Constanza > Hinske > ? > Heyward (.387 OBP in September)

Ske just getting dominated. Per usual
underuse when constanza came up has rendered him ineffective

Annnnd we keep swinging at pitches in the dirt.

really

swing at everything…. really…?

Nice call Fredi. Heyward would have at least 2 balls on him
Heyward would've walked by now.
heyward would've tied the game
here comes the strikeout

There goes that “stat” of when Braves score first.

not true.

“When the Braves score first, the Devil has to put on his sweater.”

Bases loaded for Matt Downs. 2 out though. DO IT AGAIN
Astros have bases loaded and 2 outs for Matt Downs

Who hit a two-run homer his last time up

If i could mortgage my house

and bet it all on the braves not scoring to return 1% i would run to make that bet

wow... im so surprised....
Pitch was a strike. Sit down Hinske.
Chip

“It’s only a two-run game”. He hasn’t been paying attention…

MY GOD WE SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
i remember the days when our bench was pretty solid
Bourn how about you bring something to this team
keep swinging your purse bourn

It’s time for the top of this lineup to actually do something. I’m looking at you, Bourne and Martin!

im not counting on it

Bourn really needs to get on base at least once this game.

are phillies pitcher throwing invisible balls?
another strikeout...

this game is so predictable…

You guys did a great job..

of reminding me why I don’t watch games with the thread anymore. So overly dramatic and pessimistic…Does anyone ever say anything positive?

why..?

is there a reason for it…?

Absolutely. It sounds less “bitch and moaning” and more encouraging.

Please, enlighten me.

What could there be to say that is positive?

1 game up with 3 to go and Cardinals losing.

WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EPIC COLLAPSE BUD

Not as bad as Red Sox. :)

actually… about the same

Their payroll >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ours

We’ve still done everything possible to insure we don’t play in October. Payroll is irrelevant. The point is that we both had our very talented teams on the field and have screwed the proverbial pooch.

When you spend as much money as the Red Sox and you collapse like this, I’ll say that’s more impressive (depressing) than our collapse.

I see your point, but if we follow that logic somehow a WS victory would be less meaningful as a result of payroll.

If you want to extend that logic, higher payroll would mean more talent, and the idea would be that the more talented team should do better. If that’s the logic then you must consider that the Red Sox have been scuffling against much better teams than the Braves. The Braves have screwed themselves with sucky teams lately while the Sox have played the Rays and the Yanks. So in that sense the Braves collapse is much worse because you would expect the talent disparity between the Braves and the Marlins/Mets/Nationals would mean more expected wins than the Sox against the Yanks/Orioles/Rays

Higher payroll (usually) does mean more talent. More talented teams (usually) do better.

What’s the problem?

Sure the Red Sox have played against (what one would consider) tougher opponents but the Marlins/Mets/gNats have HUSSTLE and HEART! #Eckstein.

we had a 10.5 game lead in the wild card about 3 1/2 weeks ago

its now 1 game, sorry if we are a bit uneasy

I really like the fonts everyone types in.

Yes they do, and have for most of the year. Hell we were optimistic earlier. But if you kick a dog enough times they will understand to stay away from your foot.

IMO the only positive things to say at this point are along the lines of “well we had a great year, til this last month”, and that itself is quite negative.

I share your view.

I tend to think being positive is generally good, but not if you really have to struggle to force it. We’re all just really frustrated.

Don’t worry, this offense is equally likely to score in a downpour rather than a drizzle.

Bad news, neither are very likely.

BOURN FINALLY GETS ON

There we go Bourne. Nice AB

A baserunner? WTF?

HR scores Bourn.

atta boy bourn !!!
Hey a walk!

Now let’s bring him home!

Schafer just got put in CF for the Astros
fuck off cb bucknor
send Bourn to home
Finally someone at the top of the order reaches base

I just hope Chipper can still hit.

I have little confidence in Prado here. :(

No DP, no DP, no DP!!!

and of course it was foul

Doesn’t Chipper own Lidge?

Not with a crippled leg
Base hit Martin come on
do not get excited....
Detroit beat up Cleveland 14-0

Is it still legal to score that many runs? The braves should look into that.

PRADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Bourn not on 3rd?!?!??!?!?!

Hey, that thing that Prado always tries to do actually worked for once.

come on Old Man

time for a Kirk Gibson moment

damn you chip stealing my idea

HELL YES!

THIS IS OUR CHANCE BOYS!

ATTABOY MARTIN. COME ON CHIPPER HIT ANOTHER IN THE GAP
into the parking
OMG an AstroHit for us!

Please have something left, Chipper.
And the strike zone is already fucking with him.
Zone is just all kinds of screwy.

Holy crap, it’s a rally!

We got

Our one hit for the inning. Wheeee!

2 on, 1 out.

Chipper, hero time please.

COME ON LARRY SAVE OUR SEASON
waiting for a kirk gibson like moment
dear Bizarros... do not get excited....

they’re just trolling with you… remember how many they have broken your heart.. do not get excited….

So to add some humor to this evening, some outrageously hot guy just rode his bike straight into a steel pole right outside my window, saw the whole thing

Oh my God. How was that not a strike?
not over the plate
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

we need all the help we can get.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

mines longer lol

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
son of a.........................................

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

He wants to know what he has to do with any of this.

I’m expecting a mass suicide right now.

You've got to be kidding me
Chipper just trolled us.

Chipper limping around after running down the line.

it's safe to say that the game is over
that's the ballgame
Chipper noticeably limping

Chipper, hurting ran his ass off to try and get to 1st there.

HE’s giving it all he’s got tonight.

How appropriate.

Here’s hoping the Astros hang on.

GIDP

And Chipper wins the 100-yard mosey to first! Ding, ding ding!

chipper shoulda taken himself out of the game earlier. he couldn't field that ball

and he’s clearly a liability out there running the bases, and can’t even finish his swing.

he has 2 hits, go jump off a bridge
i knew it....

it´s time to move on and accept reality…. WE FU$%##G SUCK….

If we do somehow stumble ass-backwards into the playoffs...

My God, the Brewers are going to hammer us.

I just become an Astros fan right now

who else?

if you think being a Braves fan is depressing right now

just watch the Astros for a week

Astros can at least score runs

We're gonna watch them for three days.
Cards down to their last 9 outs. Time to add on Stros

Worth pointing out that the best player for all of September probably won’t get a PA this game.

And the Braves best reliever apparently won’t pitch either. Send in the rookie ROOGY instead.

just like the series in Philly in early sept

where Kimbrel didn’t pitch an inning in that series

Baltimore and Tampa still winning
ohh shut up...

Seriously, I only have a vague idea of this winning, but remembering that other teams do it makes me angry.

Awesome check this out....on the philly broadcast...I live in philly and am forced to listen to these guys....

Brad lidge had 18 oppurtunities to get a double play this year…and had ZERO doubleplays and guess what….we ground in a god damn double play. AMAZING!!!

Chipper has skills like that
Piss off

He homered and hit a ground rule double earlier, and he’s playing on a bad leg and limping badly. Not to mention he’s a hall of famer. You’re the worst.

lol I was joking asshole

Shut up and leave.

at least we’re consistent

I went to school with the guy pitching for the Cardinals right now

I love the kid, but I hope he gets rocked

mitchell boggs?
He's from Dalton.

I played baseball AGAINST Kyle Davies.

We lost.

I met the man that met Andy Griffith
And who shot Liberty Valence

He was the greatest of them all.

prediction: less than 5 people here got that reference

I know the man who met Andy Griffith. The man who met Andy Griffith is a good friend of mine. You sir are no man who met Andy Griffith.

I saw a movie with Andy Griffith (can’t remember the name) where he plays a radio broadcaster and is an all around asshole….

“Face in the Dark” I think it is?

Good movie.

I pitched against Prince Fielder. He couldn’t hit my changeup. I’m pretty sure he could now, though…

if only we had 3 all-star caliber hitters due up next inning

oh wait

If only we could score 3 runs o wait...you say we have scored 4 in the last 26 innings?
Wow, Detroit scored 14 runs.

I didn’t know a team could score that many.

i was thinking that earlier lol. our season high is 11
feels like ages ago..
July 15th to be precise

only one double digit game since then. sad

at least we got the play of the game
yeah...

that saved the whole season…

Come on, Astros. Score some more. 2 ain’t enough in your kiddie league ballpark.

I don’t understand why we can’t win. I just don’t.

But you’ve watched this game, right? It’s really clear to me.

God is clearly William Tecumseh Sherman.

And he still hates Atlanta.

Each game requires special criteria for winning, sometimes it’s overwhelming offense sometimes it’s pitching. Whatever it is, we have recently failed in doing so. Not to mention that other teams have had good luck and we have had bad luck. That combined with what appears to be apathy/communicable comas is what happened.

Is Heyward still on our team?

Are we good enough to just have him riding the pine?

If anyone reaches I assume he will finally go in for Diaz, but anything could happen at this point

Heyward is chilling with Kawakami.

good inning for Varvaro

somehow find a way to at least tie it

Ryan Madson coming in to save it in the 9th.

Uggla, Freeman, McCann due up

ok we need 2 runs here!!

LETS GO BRAVES!!

I don't care if we lose.. I just want at least 3 good ABs....

Good job for Varvaro.

Heartbroken that Chipper GIDPd....

Baseball isn’t fair sometimes.

Good inning Varvaro

Gut-check time offense. Just need 2 to tie.

Huh.

I actually thought the game was over already. These comments are more depressing than I realized.

Atlanta de la Mierda

Por favor acuestame contento….

Atlanta of the Shit

Please put me to bed happy

yeah...

trying everything at this point….

we use acostar mostly for "do the love"
Let's go back-to-back-to-back here.

We need Glaus and Nate McLouth!

We need a miracle
in other news...

Mets are losing….

Come on Braves... get some... Marbles!!!

FUCK YOU IBANEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
they really should have put in a defensive replacement for him
Double and Chip sounding astonished

Wandy about to melt down again.

COME ON FREDDIE TIE THIS THING
let there be runs.
Cards put the first 2 on in the 7th
Here, I'll just tell you the sequence of what's about to happen.

Strikeout, groundout to 2nd advancing Uggla, pop fly to end it.

why don’t you just be a Phillies fan and make you’re Braves hating easier..

I'm sorry, I'm just so jaded after this past month.

Definitely understand the frustration. Just hate the negativity…

Ok... again...

DO NOT GET EXCITED PEOPLE….. YOU KNOW WHAT WE´RE CAPABLE OF….

Come on Freeman – get #22 in honor of your roommate

Base hit works Freddie you can't win it
Good eye? For Christ's sake, Chip, that was right down the middle.
crap,,,, please Braves....

don’t do this…

So. THIS is why they were showing McCann’s walkoff earlier..

base hit ball 4

A walk is almost as good as a HR

Cards 2nd and 3rd 1 out

how do we have 24 wins in the last AB?

i can’t remember

14 extra inning wins will do that.

Really Astros? You have no one better in your ’pen than tired Wandy?

I really don’t think so.

Good swing. Come on man
ugh...

swung at ball 4

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
swinging ball 4
fock fock fock fock fock
FREDDIE K'S ON BALL 4

remember when mac used to hit home runs….

Those were the good old days….

Like in the first inning you mean?

That was chipper.

J/k

I read mac as “we” dunno what happened there.

i remember when he used to hit..
Mac is due for a good swing

This is the AB that McCann gets hot.

Go the other way Mac

He's not capable of that right now
Home run

tie game

This. Will. Happen.

why is

Chip Carrey alive?

Let's try this: Please
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!
motherfucking strikeouts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Another K on a ball.

Mac is really letting us down
please start ross tomorrow. or bat mccann 7th or 8th

he’s killing us

Let's go Heyward!
this is just funny know...
im sick of this dying feeling i have inside of me

being a braves fan is hard real hard

Both games going to shit at same time.

Never gets old

Oh boy, Heyward.

4-3 to end it. Calling my shot.

I WANT THE TRUCK
groundball to second to end the game....
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALLGAME WE ARE SO FUCKED
LOLoffense fucks us again
braves are a joke right now

Oh boy. Time to cheer for some other team rather than the Braves again, in the hopes that they might actually win.

So, Chipper and Uggla need to hit 1-8…

season over at this point
since we do not really expect the Cards to lose all 3 to the Stros

Actaully, no. Worst possible scenario, we are tied for the Wild Card.

what is our elimination number?
BRIAN IS COSTING US MORE THAN ANYONE I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. FIRE FREDI FIRE PARRISH
pretty sure mccan doesn't use parrish as his hitting coach

he goes back to his dad

Prado is hurting us worse than McCann.

false

McCann, then Bourn, then Prado…..

McCann and Bourn are valuable on defense.

defense is not our issue

in a vacuum, you are correct. However scoring runs is our biggest issue and they are the biggest hindrance to us scoring right now

I think that having a guy who’s hit as bad as Prado has hit all season constantly in the 2-spot is a bigger hinderance to scoring runs than having the best C in baseball hit 5/6 even during a 2 month skid.

it doesn't matter where you put them if everyone isn't hitting

we’ve got 2 people hitting… that is the problem. If it was only Prado and Mac struggling, your point would make more sense

My point makes perfect sense when you are directly comparing two guys and trying to say who has hurt the team worse – the guy getting the most ABs.

You will have to show me the stats
Prado a close second
THAT'S PRETTY BALLSY

TO TYPE THAT SHIT OR SUGGEST FIRING PROPLE WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE. HUGE STONES THERE.

losing has become an art for us in september

This is depressing.

So, with #100 in the bag for them- will we find a way to win a damn game soon?

Once again Victorino our nemesis.

Well, and lack of hitting.

GOTTA TIP YOUR CAP TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Fredi’d

1-for-10 with RISP

:(

Season....

and to that guy who said why all the sad comments…. here you go my good friend…….

Is anyone else worried Chipper won't be able to play tomorrow?

That would kill our nonexistent offense even more.

He really looked hurt. I’m worried.

Did you see how angry he looked in the dugout?

If he stayed in that game, he will play tomorrow.

very the season is done with him out of it prob done with him in it

They've flat out forgotten how to win.

You can see it in the body language. This is terrible.

with fans like these who needs rivals?

i still believe, lets split the next 2 and win a one game playoff

I want to win the next 2 and just eliminate the cardinals.

sold

just highlighting how much hope these really is. in all likelihood we dont even need to win the last 2, just one of them to get one shot

Fredi Gonzalez SUCKS

It has to be him.

and Mets have 5 runs
the cardinals know we lost...

cue the game tying single……

Cardinals 2nd and 3rd with 1 out...
and to think, after scoring 2 in the first 2 innings against lee

we’d go out and shit the bed the rest of the game. no one is surprised

What does it even matter if we make the playoffs?

We are going to get absolutely pounded even if we do stumble in. Milwaukee’s offense versus our pitching? Ouch. Our offense wouldn’t be scoring much either.

Just said this exact thing to my wife.

Because they don’t award any teams a ring for regular season performance.

HOU gets a huge 2nd out with runners on 2nd and 3rd.

COME ON ASTROS!!!!

HOLD THAT LEAD

2 outs after a ground out to pitcher

cue the double…

In play, out(s)

Come on Wilton Lopez, whoever you are

For what it's worth, i'm not scared of the Brewers or Diamondbacks.

Just the Phillies and Cardinals, haha

I'm not either. i just want to fucking make the playoffs!!!

ughhhhhhhhhhh

3-R PH HR

STFU
You STFU

I’m reverse jinx’ing it.

Dang…

Stop with these for those of us who can't see.

My bad. Should’ve put (I predict) in front of it.

No problem…but my heart sank when I saw it.

From the lowest of the low to the highest of the high!

(it worked, ’Stros got out of the jam)

i think bud selig should invent a new series IF we dont make the playoffs

us versus the red sox, so that at least one of us will have to win a game

Sad, but I laughed.
Do y'all want to go to the WC game thread until the Astros one is over?

http://www.talkingchop.com/2011/9/23/2445829/other-games-wc-watch

prob just gonna stay here

To each his own. I think Kudzu joined me.

I’ve got both open still, which ever one…

We’ll just stay here since it’s the non-Mauer thread :-)

what the hell happened to this team?!?!?!

I don’t even have the words to describe how I’m feeling right now…..

i do

numb… i know i want them to win, but.. i´m always expecting a loss….

Astros out of the inning

4-2 bot 7

I cannot believe we're having to depend on the worst team in MLB to help us

I can’t even get excited at this point

I hate to say it but it's a toss up for the worst team in baseball right now

the red sox or us

I think the Red Sox are a little worse

But they both suck in their own special way.

Has a team ever been swept into the playoffs with a 1 game lead going into last series?

I'm from Houston.

I will go the Cardinals/Astros game wednesday if it comes down to it.

You're all in.

I like that.

And DEREK LOWE is pitching tomorrow

vomit

He WILL win.

I guarantee it.

The only sinking his pitches have been doing is sinking our chances of winning

Like I said. He’s going to win and Cards will lose and we’re in.

Bank on it.

Furcal is injured…that’s good for us.

What happened? Will he be in tomorrow?

Wilton Lopez for President
LET'S TRADE FOR JB SHUCK!

WOO

Situational hitting fail again
We didn’t even move the runners over in the 8th and 9th

Something named JB Shuck just singled
you forget houston is fielding the All Unknown team

Yeah these names sound like they came from a name generator or something

shuck:

an outer covering suck as a husk or pod, esp. the husk of an ear of corn

If 'stros hold on..

at least we still control our own destiny. Win both games, we’re in.

We haven’t been controlling our destiny very well lately.

If our destiny is failure, yes we have.
But it isn't, so, yeah....
If our Destiny

is a stripper, then give her some space and let her work.

Sure haven’t. But tomorrow is a new, and hopefully better day.

This has become so bad that I’ve started to forget what winning consistently feels like. What I do know has come from scoreboard watching the Cardinals. Something needs to happen soon. We have such talent, that I can’t even believe that Fredi and Parrish are causing all of our worries. Our problems are almost too deep to have such an obvious explanation. While I think they have exacerbated these factors, I think luck and really bad performance (like career bad years for several key pieces, and beyond that RISP futility.

The thing is though that baseball is a sport built in part on balance. Surely the switch has to be flipped right? right?

Running out of time

But this team doesn’t suck this bad. Hardly any team sucks this bad, and most of those teams are supposed to suck and are playing to their talent level. This team is absurdly talented and is really underachieving. Unless they are all broken (and I’m not sure if you can be broken just n a RISP capacity) then they are bound to start playing well. But you are right, tiny amount of time left…

6 outs...

can the stros pull it off….?

“Pull it off” sounds so dirty.

Lately the Cards being down by 2 late has been a lot like the Cards being up 3 in the ninth.

Pujols, Holliday, Berkman.

ASTROS need to get out of this unscathed, or giving up only one run.

Tip the cap comments in 3,2,1....
"Gotta tip your cap to the Phillies over there. They're the best team in baseball".
well

yo should tip it.. to Victorino.. i mean he´s such a great baseball player….

How many caps does that man have

In other news...the Red Sox continue to put trimmings on the silver platter that they are giving to the Rays
Down to the last out
All the while the yankees are laughing their asses off

I hope they just roll over for the Rays..

FREDI THINKS ROLLINS TRIPLED

Someone really should give him notes.

I'm completely convinced he has no business managing the Atlanta Braves
At least K-Rod's brother is pitching for the Stros
pooholes, single.
Pujols singles to start the 8th
pujols leadoff single.... it begins....

“This is not a sport where you have a gameplan”… Fredi

you're kidding right?

Honestly, he just said that.

Speechless.
I agree, I was trying to think of some reply to that....nothing
Wait really? I changed the the football game

Is that an actual quote? That makes me sad.

Watched him say it post-game interview just now.

This explain Linebrink warming up in the 4th and Diaz staying in against a RHP. He didn’t really have a plan when those situations came up.

Alright I’ve been really negative on Fredi all season (note that I posted something critical of Fredi either at the beginning of the season or pre-season) and I hope even the loyalists are with me now.

I don’t have the luxury of making those decisions. So while he’s got a Braves uni on, he’s my coach, for better or worse…

I mean I don’t wish him failure because that would mean that the Braves have failed. But he is a terrible manager, just terrible. And you should be the exact person to have an opinion, if not who else? That’s part of being a fan, and to be honest the Braves should at least be aware that the fans feel a certain way (hopefully they have the acumen to realize the same problems themselves)

If I were Wren, I'd walk down to his office and fire him right now

Bobby, get us thru these last 2 games

Gonna rewind and get the entire quote…

Quote when asked about his approach with pitching etc...and Oswalt coming up.

Tomorrow, asked if your starter will have a short leash?

“Well, we’ll see, we’ll play it, this is not a sport where you have a game plan…you gotta see how everything develops.”

that second part saves him at least a LITTLE bit. He’s still completely wrong, but now I at least think I knew what he meant…

dangerous trying to go into FG's mind

Yeah, until I read the word “sport”. Then, it almost makes you think it’s his approach.
Reactionary instead of pro-active.

Good point. I hear La Russa is a free agent after this season…

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

WTF Bobby?! Why did you leave us with this nimrod?!

LOLbraves with their LOLseason…..

Rays and Red Sox now tied..
Rays win, Red Sox lose. Misery loves company
What a strange year.

Holliday walks. 2 on, 0 out

I am going to get so shit faced if the Astros lose. I’m already pissed to all fucknuts over our hitting approach.

Freddi must go. I don’t care if we win the WS. He must go.

OMG astros, how are you so crappy???
Holliday walks

1st and 2nd with 0 outs. Berkman up.

Cards 2 on no outs....

look how a PLAYOFF TEAM performs……

I'm almost certain that even we would beat the Astros right now.

No joke.

That's a bold statement.
divisonal games can be tough. right braves?
I seriously doubt it...Wandy..a Lefty...yeah, we would have 2 hits maybe
Pretty sure they aren't a playoff team yet.
dude...

i really envy you… i honestly do… i wish i could be like you…… honest…

Gee, I can't think of any other games recently where a team vying for a playoff birth had 2 on in the 8th down 4-2 and ended up failing

Not possible

they've blown opportunities all night...

and are still losing.

CARDS WANT IT

WE DONT

i swear...

if he astros lose this one… i´m done for the season…..

Lance Berkman is about to stick it to his old team and us all at once here

I Have A Feeling
/Fredi’d

live look in on houston on mlb network
Nope.

Wesley Wright is a BEAST.

cue the 3 run HR to the stupid train...
cards stros on mlb network right now
wow, double steal
fucking double steal

you gotta be shitting me

Shit

double steal successful

2nd and 3rd no outs....

TAKE NOTES BRAVES…..

we don’t have Lance Berkman, last I checked…

Pujols just stole third

WUT

Unfuckingbelieveable

oh for fucks sake.

Double fucking steal
if Fat Pooholes can steal...and we can't...argh.
That just crumbs my motherfucking bun
well guys...

looks like there’s going to be one more tie in the WC tonight…

I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING FREDI
"This is not a sport where you have a gameplan."
he doesn't even watch his own team play
EFFFF

In play, Run(s)

FUCKING DONE....

FUCK THIS SEASON…. SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR… if i´m not banned by then….

IT'S OVER

who do we get rid of this offseason??

There's no way Parrish stays
I hope you are right.
We need someone who can turn Heyward around and get him back on track.

Heyward playing poorly for the whole season has been the biggest key to our demise, unfortunately.

.387 OBP in September. And he’s having a better year than Prado, who continues to flounder daily in a premium batting order spot. The biggest key to the demise are the losses to the Cardinals.

His OBP is high because he’s been batting 8th

That is a claim that is made a lot and is never supported with data. Walks and strikeouts are higher in the 8th spot because more pitches are thrown out of the zone. A hitter with a very good batting eye can take advantage of that.

And the point about Prado stands. He’s been worse for the entire season.

Chipper.

whoa, whoa, whoa. I don’t mean get rid of him. I meant for hitting coach and turning Heywards swing around…

Fredi + parish + lowe at least

Coaching staff. Only holes that I can see. I wouldn’t change players at all.

Right, except for getting Lowe’s salary off the books. You get that $15 mil off, Kawakami’s $6 mil, and whatever is owed to Nate… that’s a lot of money we can throw somewhere..

Hey look, a team that can actually hit the ball!

QUESTION...

to all the optimists out there….. is there any chance the Braves will be playing on saturday…?

Yes.

sure....

im just letting it all out tonight… because i honestly don´t care anymore….

Do what you have to do, I’m not a cop.

About a 45% chance

that may be the percentages based on past history

but based on opponents, I put it at about 15-20%

I’ll say “yes” but my heart and gut say no.

Thank goodness for Fallout New Vegas and Tiger Woods ’12.

G’night ya’ll.

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

why does every bullpen choke it to the cardinals?

yeah they are a good hitting team, but between marmol handing them a saturday’s game and tonight letting pujols steal third on you it’s pathetic

at least don't give up the lead, STROS.
ha...

you just wait….

cardinals are getting a lot of fucking gifts from the ump right now
seriously, should be 1-2
shit...they've got a lot of fucking gifts from the baseball gods this past month..
I really hope that

Boston loses the WC with us.

WHAT? Someone tell me these pitches are not where they are on gameday…. last two right down Peachtree called balls

the guy threw 3 strikes and walked Molina.... what a fucking joke

Good Lord. I tried to grab a screenshot but was too slow. Damnit!

pitches 2-4 were strikes (all called balls)

Watching the game on TV, pitches 2 3 and 4 should have all been strikes.
HAHAHAHA 4 PITCH WALK. I HATE YOU FREDI
fuck you ump, why bother even finishing the season, just hand it to the fucking cards right now
Ozzie to the Marlins?

/trollface.jpg

Give him 5 months before Loria fires him for… well he doesn’t really need a reason

theriot sac bunt coming up
The Stros and the fucking umps are in the bag for the cards

How you let FUCKING PUJOLS steal third is MIND_BLOWING

I'm a fairly optimistic guy...

and I will root hard for the Braves if they make it, but they absolutely do no deserve the playoffs and I now am hoping they do not make it.

Sometimes you learn more from losing than winning.

Yeah I dont know if I could put myself threw this bullshit for another week
great reason to hope we lose........................

wow. that’s about the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard.

How about this one:

The Braves will give up 9 games in the final month of the season and miss the playoffs.

Much better than

" and I now am hoping they lose"

it's baseball, it happens.

and they can get swept, still make it in, catch fire and win the whole damn thing. That’s why they play the games. I am a Braves fan, therefore I will support them through anything. You seem about as fair-weathered as it gets…

I think it's all a ploy by Selig

to generate buzz going into the postseason so people don’t automatically shift to 100% football.

Jay about to finish the job

Gentlemen, it’s been a pleasure serving with you.

Like the Captain said, nice and cheery so there’s no panic.

Women and children first

But the Captain always goes down with his ship

2011 Atlanta Braves

No no no...

you got it all wrong. That is the 2010 Atlanta Braves. This is our version:

Titanic II

This time it’s personal.

One hundred years later….
Lightning Strikes Twice.

That's assuming the Captain has a sense of honor
why arent you putting him on?
Cause he will pop out of course
pop out

Why am i still here? Glutton for punishment i guess

Come on 'Stros!

One more out please! (and then three)

WOW. Incredible out

He was out by an inch. Incredible

prevent da runz!!
OMG. heart attack stros.

Dude, it’s tied, which means the Cardinals are up by 5.

Nick Bitch is out
punto ground out
there we go, we need runz!
COME ON JORDAN SCHAFER

Put A FUCKING charge in one!!!

Good God, what has this world come to?
in a world where agon is our best hitter and jonny v gives up runs
Braves:

i can't help but to laugh at this one. so true. so so true.

Yea, we know, why would you think we would want our pain crystallized in a mildly interesting picture? What kind of masocist are you?

TC has started advertising liquor. Coincidence?

I just hope there was no coincidence

in the Ryan Howard powerade ad.

Sliding into First Base

Always a dumb decision.

Just back from the game. Wow! that was terrible!##$%
sorry. it was just as bad from here as well.
Any Booing yet?
thats what i was gonna ask
Foul pop Schafer
sadly thats about as far as he can hit it now
it's farther than some of the players hits

on our team.

If this collapse becomes final can we bring back ChopMaster. He can be our jester.

He already is

just on other SB Nation sites.

Yea but we could make him wear Cardinals motley.

I’ll bring the tomatoes, or whatever I can find within a 100 mile radius of Atlanta, I have a feeling demand is about to skyrocket.

I think I would have to then ban myself ;-P

who is this chopmaster?
chopmaster...

is that you? :)

This is fkn pathedic ffffffkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

so the second pitch at his letters is a strike, but not the one 6 inches lower?

baseball is a funny game

Salad is on my fantasy team.

I would like him to fuck up very much

Sucks to be you

I basically rode Garlic Bread all the way to the championship

man that was Brave-esc hitting
ESPN Text Alert

Source: White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen traded to Marlins for 2 minor leaguers

I swear I’m not making that up, that’s freakin’ hysterical.

is this real?

HOLY F$CK BALLS it is

managers can be traded?

any takers for fredi?

That’s really what it said…

My friend is a ChiSox fan

He texted me and was just like….wtf is this.

So bizzarre

especially since the season hasn’t ended yet…

I guess managers aren't held to the trade deadline.

I bet he’d clear waivers in a heartbeat….

I would love for us to put in a claim for 2 days

just so he would come in here and scream and yell and hope that wakes everyone up… Can’t be any worse than what’s going on right now

They didn’t get Cash? FAIL

is there really any doubt how this game is going to end? i dunno why im still watching
Raining at the Ted. Even the clouds are crying over our effort tonight.
Astros' closer Mark Melancon coming in for the 9th

Schumaker, Descalso, Pujols due up

Wow

That Pujols flyout is a home run in any other park. Even Citi.

mlb network would rather show the pointless Ozzie Guillen exit

than a game with playoff implications

3 outs...tie game still.

Please fire up the voodoo to help the Astros win

walk off walk off walk off walk off.....
STL 4, HOU 4 - BOT 9

Johnson (0-for-3), Barmes (1-for-3), Towles (1-for-3) due up in the 9th

Octavio Dotel coming in.

RALLY BATS for Houston!

I don’t get it <.<

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

Or I’m just looking under all the wrong rocks

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

TWWS

That’s what we said.

I think there’s an echo in here ;-)

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

Maybe, try a better pick up line?

Maybe, try a better pick up line?
C'mon Stros

You may only be relevant this one time all year! Make it count!

(ok that was horrible I know. I really do hope they win.)

let them play ... let them play ... let them play

i wish i saw kelly lee’s name in that lineup.

best case scenario?:

stros win now

stros win in 16 innings

For my health, now.

The best case is that they win in like, 500 innings.

However, even though they are the home team, every inning they play lowers their chances because eventually Pujols/Holliday/Berkman is just going to run into one.

The latter

Make STL burn out their bullpen.

So would the Stros though

they don’t have to worry about conserving starters for the postseason, though. And with rosters expanded, this doesn’t matter quite as much…

The stros have a bullpen?

J/K this is true. Honestly though, I feel like if STL wins I want them to limp in and promptly get owned. I would hate to see them leapfrog over my Braves and go on to win it all.

Towles, that was pathetic. Who stares at 3 balls and then 3 strikes?

last 3 pitches were all down the middle.

dammit!

alright, i'm outta here for now. gonna check back later.

hope to be pleasantly surprised, but prepared for the worst.

Have a good night!

How in the hell are the Astros a 52% favorite?

probably just because they’re home..

home team.... only based on past games in history, doesn't take into account teams actually involved
This is a really cool dog

much cooler than the Braves right now.
actually, I take that back..

Braves are ICE COLD right now.

How the hell did that ball carry?

Knock off the fuck shit Yadier
That looked like a pop-up

And it was nearly gone in that stupid park

I loathe lack of hustle, but I can’t fault him for that one at all..

He'll probably steal 3rd
n/m

comebacker, yadi out and 3rd

just fyi

Mat Latos has a no-hitter through 5 against the Cubs in San Diego.

Theriot thrown out stealing

Cards running out of the inning

there we go!!

COME ON STROS! END IT NOW!

whoa whoa whoa wait a dam second is

freddi g managing the cards running two runners into outs ! lol

I appreciate the PBP
Baseball gods..if you are out there...

and if you can hear this prayer….PLEASE LET THE CARDINALS LOSE!!!!!!

nice baserunning cards

Theriot caught stealing
I find it ironic..

that the most crushing defeat I can ever remember came in the playoffs against the Astros, and now it’s the Astros that can help control whether we even make it in this year…

Come on Astros

need to do it here…

STL 4, HOU 4 - BOT 10

pitcher’s spot, Bourgeois, Sanchez due up

Octavio Dotel in for his second inning.

Schafer due up 4th

would love for him to get the walk off… It’d be like fucking success

Is that like screwing victory?

Brian Bogusevic pinch-hitting for Melancon, who threw two strong innings

Just one Homer

One longball and I can go to bed happy. Please deliver Astros.

Bloop double. Get him over get him in, blah blah blah.

Bogusevic gets a double

Bogusevic lead-off double!
come on now stros

sac bunt botched by pitcher, 1st and 3rd no outs!

yeahhhhh error runners 1st and 3rd no out

3 chances to win the game for HOU

checking back in now....supsups upsps??

astros 1st and 3rd no outs

OMG

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING????

do what the braves cant bring him home !!!
If the 'stros blow this

It’s official.

The baseball gods don’t want us in the playoffs.

but its not the braves so we are safe !!

Here it is. The baseball gods love a good loser.

A mediocre fly ball ends it! Sac fly or even a HR to left

Fingers crossed...
Fielding error by Dotel

Astros have the winning run on 3rd with 0 outs

K im turning off gameday, relying on you fine folks for PBP

larussa

will tell him to make one pitch, and fake injury so he can bring someone else in.

Sanchez, SCHAFER, Lee due up

Dotel did the third to first fake, twice.

60% of the time...

ASTROS WIN!!!

squeeze bunt botched by Dotel, probably had the runner beat

BALL GAME OVER!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

win it for us astros lmao cause god knows we cant

STROS WIN!!!

holy SHIT!!!

ASTROS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAYOFF TEAM.

WANTS IT MORE.

Explain

Oops...I forgot about this site and sarcasm font

I’m trying to mock all the people who were proclaiming the Cardinals’ infallibility in the 8th. That was supposed to be a hand doing a dismissive wanking motion. Apparently they don’t make animated gifs like they used to.

As a fellow EDSBS'er

I approve of this pic.

this pic

looks so wrong in so many ways..

its missing a shakeweight
MAGIC NUMBER

DOWN TO 2!

Holy Crap!

They may be a team with 100+ losses, but they just won my heart!!!!

had that one in the box for a while eh?

Actually, no

But I felt it was appropriate given the situation.

WE CAN CLINCH A PLAYOFF SPOT TOMORROW!

i wont drink till the play offs are done if we clinch tomarrow

I won’t stop drinking until the playoffs are done if we clinch tomorrow…

HAHAH

ASTROS SQUEEZED IN THE RUN

idk how they do it as long as they keep winning

Fuck yeeeeeeeh Astros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if we had won tonight /
like my wife just said:

Take what you can get.

Baseball is funny

Now it’s no different than if both the Braves and Cardinals won. And the Braves’ odds go up giganticly.

walk off squeeze...

a giant F-U to asshat larussa

hey i wouldn’t mind if that ass-hat was our manager next year…

have you read vivaelbirdos

regarding TLR?

they HATE him

he overmanages for the sake of managing

sounds familiar

at least he wins when he does it…

losing wainwright killed that team
26 blown saves did more to kill that team than losing Wainwright
not all the time

took lance berkman out tonight pointlessly for a pinchrunner

oh god you don't want that.

could he really be worse? Of course, there was one point when Fredi was canned by the Marlins that I was happy because I knew he’d wind up with the Braves…maybe I’m not the best person to ask for managerial recommendations.

Question...

Dare I tempt fate and post the On the Ropes section of the elimination thread tomorrow??

-C

shhhh!

how can we possibly be cocky right now? lol

Nothing to do with being cocky...

Everything to do w/ accurately reporting the news.

-C

let's just pretend you didn't have time to do it

Nah, hold on to that for a little bit. We are all acutely aware of the “situation.”

Cards are 2-3 in their last 5 according to VEB

Maybe they’re starting to skid too?

They should be 1-4

If not for Marmol

Exactly.

I’m just saying, the Braves aren’t playing great, but neither are the Cards. If they can continue to suck….

and lucked up in winning those games too
Latos just gave up a hit.
From VEB:

Tony’s MO:

Make batshit crazy moves, because when they fail no one will call you out on it or even if they do, you just rest on the laurels of your career wins, but if it works everyone calls you a genius

I know it may be blasphemy around here..

But people said the same sort of things about Bobby. TLR just magnifies it by 1000

Alright loyal fans

I’m outta here. Positive energy..let’s clinch this tomorrow! Good night!

we still have to win both games

and expect that Cards will win the next two.

agreed. I would love to clinch this on our own…

but of course will take whatever we can get…

I would love to clinch….period.

We're up to 70.9%

who knew the worst team in baseball could win even one game from the Cards?

sometimes its difficult to beat even the worst teams if your club is feeling the heat.

Isn't Bretty Myers pitching tomorrow?

I added the Y on the end of effect, I guess.

think he's going wednesday, but he's def going one of these last 2 games

and he’s actually been pretty good his last 5 or so starts

That’s what I thought. I am very encouraged right now.

yea well we have Lowe he better step up

http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=310926115&teams=philadelphia-phillies-vs-atlanta-braves

St. Louis needed a win at Houston to pull even with two games remaining, but the Cardinals lost 5-4 in 10 innings. With that game still in progress, the Braves began clearing out of the clubhouse, not even checking a score on their phones. All the televisions were switched off.

“This is a tough loss for me,” said Freeman, who came up three times with a runner at second and failed to come through. “The last thing I want to do is watch another ballgame.”

“I don’t really care about that,” Jones said. “I’ll find out what they did later on tonight or tomorrow. Right now, I’m just trying to flush this one and start focusing on Roy Oswalt,” who’ll start Tuesday for the Phillies.

Sigh

I just wish they cared…

If that’s what you get out of that quote, you’re horrible at reading comprehension.

-C

Wat?
"I don’t really care about that," Jones said./blockquote>

Pretty sure that’s literally what they said.

Don’t get me wrong, this was a crappy game and they have the right to be pissed at their lackluster offensive night, but for the team to throw their hands and say “meh, whatever happens I’ll find out tomorrow.” Something about now wanting to know where you stand… I can’t fathom that.
Baw, block quote fail.
nobody

can accuse chipper of not caring whether they win or not. the dude cares a lot.

i think you are misunderstanding.

The point he’s trying to make is they need to take care of their own business. They’re not in a spot where it really matters what the Cardinals do if they just win.

You’re just trying to read what you want into that. Chipper probably hurt his leg badly running hard on the GIDP in the 8th.

And he remembers how mentally painful it was to be chained to the bench last year when the Braves made it to the playoffs.

Actually by losing they lost the right to control their destiny

so yes…the cards game DID matter.

Well i suppose they could win out and beat the cards in the extra game so I suppose they still do to some extent
technically would still control our own destiny even if the astros won

Would just involve winning game 163

Honestly not trying to start an argument

I realize Chipper cares. I have nothing but respect for him. I understand the desire to move on after a tough loss, and I guess I understand not scoreboard watching- after all, the score will be the same tomorrow morning as it is tonight. I just feel that something needs to click, to change, to get us moving again, and I was kinda hoping that if they stayed and watched the ’stros pull off a win it might help them rest a little easier so they could come back fighting tomorrow.

If he’s focusing on what other teams are doing, he’s not solely focused upon what his team is doing.

It’s pretty clear he cares about how the Braves play, and that is by far more important. He can’t alter the outcome of the St. Louis game, so what happens there is unimportant.

-C

It should be noted

That the Braves went into play for Game #161 last year in the same spot: 1.0 ahead in the Wild Card with two to go.

I think the braves take the next two and and on to the playoffs!
I like your style.
gondee's point ...

let’s work with the assumption that somehow the braves pull off making the playoffs.

these back-to-back years of last minute drama in making the playoffs creates excitement (and a great deal of stress and heartburn for some of us – but excitement nonetheless) … if they were to get ousted again in the divisional series do the same rules apply; and by that i mean do fans once again say “what’s the point?”

the future seems bright on a lot of levels but i agree with the point that if you keep presenting resulting failure the college football obsessed south may revert to 80’s figures in attendance. (and yes i know they aren’t good now – but the playoffs last year … people showed up).

thoughts?

Personally, I’m excited for the next several years. I think that as the Phillies starters age and the Braves’ young arms enter their primes we have a really good shot at making a run at a division title rather soon. While this season may end in disappointment, I think that any fans that abandon ship now will be back within 2-3 years.

oh i’m on board for the long-haul … so i’m right there with you. just remember going to empty stadiums once a summer as a kid – then the early 90’s awesomeness – followed by the late 90’s/early 00’s seeming lack of support.

as a kid who grew up as a “tbs-er” in south carolina … it’s always been so hard to understand the city of atlanta’s seeming lack of interest. make sense?

Chipper said his right knee was hurting all night not just when he hit 3B bag. When asked if he could play Tues., he said “probably.”#Braves

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