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Open Thread 9/24: Braves vs. Nationals

Atlanta Braves at Washington Nationals, Sep 24, 2011 1:05 PM EDT


Beachy vs. Wang

  1. Bourn - CF
  2. Prado - LF
  3. Chipper - 3B
  4. Uggla - 2B
  5. McCann - C
  6. Freeman - 1B
  7. Wilson - SS
  8. Heyward - RF

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When is Sea Bass going to be swimming at short again?

i hope soon they said hes running around taking grounders hitting so i guess they are just being very careful and they said if they lost last night they would of put him in today. im hoping he will come in the 6th as a defensive sub and dominate !!!

Too sick to make the trip to Tuscaloosa. Glad to be able to catch this game though

Let’s Go Braves! Get Beach some runs

Wilson batting before Heyward… fail.

Not ideal but it worked out last night.

No way Fredi was gonna change things up

i think its to get people on base before him so he can bring them home !!!

Must alternate handedness of batters to highest extent possible!

A win today not only gets the Braves closer to the playoffs

it also eliminates the giants. GO BRAVES!
I would love a repeat of last night with the early runs.

Moylan tweet

Wishing my boy @KrisMedlen54 all the best for today. You’ve worked your ass off brother. Enjoy this day.

Only reaffirms what we already know about Pete

Can’t imagine how he’s feeling right now

i hope if his recovery doesn’t allow him to make a great come back again i really hope he can get a great job with the braves being a coach or something i love that guy

One of my favorite Braves.

He’s always been the one keeping the clubhouse relaxed during even the worst of stretches. This just proves what a classy man and team player Moylan is. I hope his surgery/rehab goes well so we can see the side-armer from down under next year.

Congrats....

To Frenchy on his 20/20 season

I'll have another

Can't wait to kick you guys ass today

and help to keep you out of the playoffs. Today will be payback for the conspiracy that was the strike-shortened season of ’94 when we were clearly going to win the division over you cowards. What goes around comes around—get used to having to deal with Strasburg, Harper, and Werth for the next 15 years!

If Werth is playing until he’s 47, that would be impressive. And if he wants to keep putting up 102 wRC+ for money that you guys are paying him, cool with us as well.

You guys definetely have a bright future!

Good luck today as I think you’ll need it. The Braves are focused on not only making the playoffs, but making a run!
And ass is a bad word!

What a very Philly-like post.

Yeah right. I am sure you were an Expos fan in 94’.

My dad is French-Canadian and I grew up in D.C.

So, yeah

ahh that explains alot we all get it now !!!

Wow! That worked out good for you. Sorry your team is going down today.

Right, the Braves single-handedly engineered a strike more than a decade in the making.

Btw, on the day that season ended, we would have made the playoffs, too.

Hacking away early

I see we decided working the pitcher was only good for 1 game…

Let's do this

Whyyyyy all the groundouts?!

It’s what Wang gets.

I want Bourn to bunt for a hit again today, this series or this season.
Please.

Wtf Braves

Can we face Strasburg again?

Swing the bat Chipper
Especially after chasing one furthur outside the pitch before
They are under way in STL as well. I'll be keeping an eye on that

Lots to watch right now

When did Ankiel start taking pitches? He took a ton last night too. So strange for him.

HaHa, Joe and I said the word “up” at the exact same time there…

Nice inning Brandon. 13 pitches

Nice, easy frame. Would like to see the ball get down a bit though.

Alfonso Soriano loves the Braves. RBI single
wow

zimmerman really does throw ugly….

Beautiful swing Mac. 1 out single
Nice image of Davey shoving all that chew in his mouth.
Real managers dip

Does Fredi?

He dips Big League Chew™.
He puts orange slices in his mouth

and smiles at the players

CUBS UP 1-0!!!

This zone is huge.

That was well outside…

another floating breaking ball
Not a strike. Not even close
mmmmm............

Fredi, you have a brain disorder

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS FREDI

Manage manage manage

And I like Freddie Freeman

but Heyward is a waste of space and will be playing in Kansas City by the end of next year. He reminds me of a bigger Cameron Maybin, no?

please go away troll

I’m not going to reply to you anymore, but go troll somewhere else. Or not at all.

You have no clue what you are talking about.

Ugh

Is this guy really trolling us?

i really hope the braves rethink there manger

i don’t care will we sweep every one in the play offs and also break every record in the majors he needs to go !!!!!!!!! that was retarded

only thing good coming of that is jack will be leading off so heyward can bring him home

*manager

And I’m sure you all like him better than “Stiff” Bobby Cox

Nothing I can do but shake my head at that decision

I don’t think Brian McCann will be receiving a Nike running shoe endorsement anytime soon….

The yahoo gamecast said Brian McCann caught stealing.

I laughed.

And then realized it was serious.

LMAO

same thing happened here. I thought it was a misprint and read the comments

It said Uggla K'd while bunting the other day

I was hoping for a similar situation.

I haven't trusted Yahoo since last year

when it told me Ankiel struck out against the cubs when he really won the game

Beachy isn’t getting the same zone. That low pitch was called for Wang.

and outside pitch

I'm not watching the game

So I didn’t see what fredi did. Let me guess: hit and run with the slowest guy on the team?

It may have been a straight steal. Wilson didn’t swing, either way.

Fredi never met a situation he couldn’t bungle by extra managing.

So true

And so sad

Pitches 1,3,4 were all closer than some of the called strikes for Wang

pudge bribed the ump

Throw strikes Brandon
Isn't it ironic..

That after all the buzz in spring training, Rodrigo Lopez would be pitching a huge game for the Braves today.

Ugh another walk. Why is Mac calling another curve there?
Don't get it at all

Well Espinosa almost swung at the first one. And the previous swinging strike was a garbage pitch at the eyes, so who knows.

I hate any game called by Tim McClelland.

Not only does his strike zone vary for each pitcher, his delayed reaction of calls is overly annoying.

I agree

Still doesn’t change the fact that Beachy is a 65th round bum

Come on Brandon….

OT: Anyone see Moneyball yet?

I thought it was pretty good

Saw it last night

I liked it alot. Brad Pitt is still pretty cute.

Mizzou guy!

Gotta point out some of the good parts of my school before we (hopefully) join the SEC.

I want to see it. You recommend it?

Beach grooves an 0-2 fastball. 1-0 Nats

after he just swung at junk. Really strange pitch calling there.

It’s happening TOO DANG MUCH of late.
We’re calling for strike pitches when we have the batter’s 0-2, 1-2 etc.
And we’re getting burned.

Has it? I haven’t seen too many games lately. :(

some of it is execution on location too. These pitches are being sent down the middle.

Of course that happens

WHY call fastball on an 0-2??

The pitch selection this inning has been baffling
Gotta limit the damage here
Not locating his fastball at all this inning.
I've been ragging on the pitch selection for a few weeks now

Is it Mac’s calling of the pitches or what?

I hope we make then throw a few pitches next half.
Give Beachy a chance to breathe a little.

He won't be going more than 5 at this rate
Finish him Brandon COME ON
This is ridiclous. It's Pudge

Pudge been around a while, he’s not going to swing at junk.

Unless he can inject it :)

But the rookie who will gets the 0-2 fastball down the middle.

Just because you got burned on a 2-stirke fastball doesn’t mean you shouldn’t throw strikes anymore.

STFD AND GREAT THROW MAC

LolNats

They had to same the same about us with Mac stealing last inning.

say the same

Hell, I can say lolFredi at that.

Nice play there.

Thank you Nats for managing

And getting greedy.

Can we please score runs off of Wang now?

Now can we get the same strikezone…

The goal should be to have more of these than walks ... I think

1-0 Cubs top of the 3rd
Beachy looks like Ted Mosby.

MLB Free Game of the Day is KC vs CWS. Who the hell cares!!??? Give us Cubs and Cards!

Wilson leadoff single

Any chance Fredi resists the urge to manage?

Ok help please ???

I cant listen to braves broadcasters so i have muted the mlb tv and put on radio but radio is way faster then the tv so is there any way to get them in sync ???/

There used to be an extension in Firefox that allowed you to play embedded media in VLC. VLC allows for an audio delay. I suppose if you combine the two that might work, but I honestly have no idea about how well that would work, if at all.

thanks that seems to complicated for me though not very advanced with IT

Jeez, that was a pitch to absolutely club if he was thinking offspeed there.

Who would have ever thought in the beginning of the year that Jack Wilson would be batting ahead of Jason?

you know that’s not because Wilson has out performed Heyward right?

I thought it was because the lineup was determined by first name alphabetically.

Jason thought he struck out there.

He did. Didn't take advantage
FYI Holliday is back in the lineup for STL

Hopefully it will take him a few games to get back to normal….

Hopefully its too late for him to matter

Come on, Beach. Bunt balls that are strikes, not way outside.

I love Joe – this isn’t June 4th, gotta execute the fundamentals

To be fair—it really should be more like, “This isn’t a sandlot game, gotta execute the fundamentals.”

Yeah

He tells it like it is. You can tell he bites his tongue a little too

Apparently he saves his real anger for the postgame show. Which I can never see since I use mlb.tv, but hey.

He didn’t bite it much on these 0-2 pitch selections of late.

Yeah it seems like he tries

but he can’t help himself sometimes

He looks scared to death bunting.

But adorable at the same time.

Beach looks terrible at the plate but somehow he's still up there
At least he made him throw some pitches

Braves are so terrible at bunting and do it all the time.

And Ankiel robs us…

I wish, Bourn wasn’t trying to hit homers to be honest.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????????????
holy crap.

dang you ankiel

Hat Tip to Ankiel….

you can take that hat and shove it ………….. lol

True….he probably juiced up before the game :-O

Ain’t tipping nothing until the season is over.

Well, except for services rendered.

Agreed.

I think we should take everyone’s hats away, just to remove the temptation.

My feed is behind… dangit.

What I get for pausing it when the phone rang, and forgetting to go “live”.

I see after yesterday we’re back to the “everyone screw the Braves at every opportunity” routine.

I think it would do ALOT for the offense if Bourn got hot going into the playoffs

especially now with Prado hitting again

This is why I love MLB.tv

Split game view. Gooooooo Cubs!

Straight cable.

Thank God for wgn

if ankiel doesnt catch that where do bourn reach 3rd base for the second time ??
He might have gone all the way

i think thats easy to say yes

1-0 still heading to the 4th. Lopez doing his part

Ouch Desmond. Ouch

I would prefer it was Ankiel….

Did Holliday just rob Soriano of a homer? Gameday showed the play being made in the bleachers.

That would be impressive.

He was probably just in the right place at the right time after deciding to go up there and sign some autographs right in the middle of a baseball game.

That would be our luck!

STFD Ankiel!!!! Makes me feel a little better

So yeah can we get Beachy some runs?

I'm feeling 2-3 here
7 - Give this man some OFFENSE please.

Beachy is a strikeout machine.....

I thought they said pregame we have beaten Wang before.

Braves Beat Wang

Tomorrow’s headline….

We have this year

I'm having a hard time figuring out if Marlon Byrd's Helmet/facemask is cool or not.

Just don’t know how to feel

I think it looks ridiculous.

Yeah thats how I feel most of the time but sometimes I catch a glimpse of it and halfway like it

I wouldn't say it to his face....

He's the one who still uses the Balco guys, right?
Soriano is funny to me
It's definitely not cool

but I can’t make fun of him for it. I’d wear one too if I were him.

Just saying...

Beachy is 17th in the NL in strikeout, with 6-10 less starts than everyone in front of him..

Think of how many more he’d have if he could just keep those pitch counts down a bit.

Unfortunately, striking out a lot of hitters is not conducive to low pitch counts.

It is a sign of having a great out pitch though.

He will work on it as he gets more experience i’m sure.

He actually doesn’t have a great out pitch, but all of his pitches are good so he can swing and misses on any of them and keeps hitters guessing. He could K even more if he develops a pitch into a true out pitch.

Yeah, I mean, the occasional nibbling. And the weird loss of control that happens sometimes.

5+ ERA – let’s hit this guy already.

Hit it to someone else, Martin.

Chipper not happy. Missed that one

Yeah, thinking he rarely barks at the plate.

That was a pretty awesome swing by Gramps

Single - pay attention guys - make him throw

Let’s not steal with Chipper please.

What you talking about?

Chipper wants the playoffs, I say send him to 2nd, 3rd and home… ALL ON THE SAME PITCH.

oh for heavens sake no he will have to sit out the rest of the season after that !!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, that’s now TWO absolutely crushed balls that have gone for outs.

WOW. We can't buy a break today
If the Braves win and the Cardinals lose today....

I’m entertaining buying tickets for tomorrow’s game – LF baseline, first row, $21 each on StubHub right now… The biggest downside is there’s a 60% chance of rain tomorrow afternoon in D.C.

Rodrigo Lopez was a throwing error away from getting Pujols/Berkman/Holliday to go down 1-2-3.

He's holding his own so far. Nice to see

Good grief, that outside corner getting the call every time.

I hate pop-ups so much

Holliday last out at 3rd
Excellent. On to the 5th
Nats have 1 hit but lead. Ridiculous
We may have to hit a few in the seats the way they are playing D

Given the at-bats we had against Wang this half-inning, if Ankiel doesn’t catch that ball off of Bourn’s bat we might still be batting.

hey who knows if freddi g did not send brain McCann we could still be batting !!!

Poor Beachy… no run support at all.

And who woulda thunk our approach to Strasburg would be > than Wang.

Saaaaaad.

Braves hitters excel against good pitching.

Werth is such a douche
hey any one think werth is doing all this run with the presidients crap

to up his PR in dc ??

Happy Saturday, everyone!
0-2 fastball results in another hit
To Zimmerman no less
here you go again

0-2 and a fastball pitcher vs a fastball hitter

Absolutely dumbfounded at these pitch calls.

Me too Chopper. Me too

Hey Heap, get your head out of your ass.

Annnnd another ball in the dirt not blocked and now runner to 2nd and no DP

Wild pitch moves him to 2nd
COMMEEE on

did we use up all are luck this year with all the bad things you think the good luck meter would be on full !

That's a STRIKE

Pitching around Werth? Probably.

I’d not give him anything to hit and hope for DP next batter.

Beachy yet to get a call against Werth

wth can’t get that call?

And AGAIN!!!! No borderline calls

Okay, this ump needs to be fired.

Are you kidding me?

this ump is a joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!

And AGAIN. JUST WOW
So, obviously Wang only one getting the outside corners today

There were 5 pitches in that at-bat.

4 of them were in the strike zone.

there were 4 pitches in that AB that were strikes
Same with the 1st AB to Werth. 3/4 pitches were good

what in the hell…

ANOTHER WILD PITCH COME ON
this is pretty....

Ok, ROSS needs a start. Enough of this.

Wait what?

McCann is not batting, can't field, horrible pitch call, everything.

I know it was a wild pitch, but Brian takes some odd routes to blocking the balls in the dirt.
That’s what, 3 that’s gotten by him so far today?

True,

but I still think we should have a little more faith in him than that and that last pitch was clearly a strike

This is not going to end well...

good maybbe that will wake his ass up

i guess mac only calls for fastballs in 0-2 counts
Enough with McCann

Ross does better right now, put him a game or two! Fredi wake the fuck up

think its time to bring in cmart or JT

It is Beachy’s fault that he’s bouncing curveballs.

It’s not his fault that balls he puts in the zone are not being called strikes.

true but hes not pitching that well

I'd rather him bounce a curve on 0-2

than throw a meat ball

This ump has lost it
maybe he's a Cardinals fan..
bollocks...

thais aiiint loiking gud mate…..

Well, Tim Tschida, I hope your blind ass is happy.

I was really hoping he had a concussion and would need to be replaced at homeplate for the rest of the game….

we knew it was coming.

HE HAD WERTH AND ESPINOSA STRUCK OUT

Straight fastball up.
It usually results in runs.

CHIPPER WANTS TO WIN

Pretty ridiculous Fredi hasn’t gotten himself thrown out this game with the strikezone.

Don’t hold your breath. You usually don’t get thrown out saying “pretty please” from the dugout.

Bobby would’ve been thrown out by the 2nd inning.

How many times has Fredi gotten thrown out this year?

Its ridiculous

WOW Chipper showing the youngins how it’s done.

Did he get up ok?

Grandpa is surprisingly agile at times...

It wouldn’t be Frediball without an IBB.

‘Managing’

pudge is a lil to nice to this joke of a ump

Understatement of the year: Miscalculations today by the Braves.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Great IBB Fredi.

Fuck it. I see after one game of giving a shit we’re back to this.

first major league hit....

FML…. go cubbies…

Just one of those days...

Annnnd a hit to the Pitcher for an RBI – first ever big league hit.

First. Major. League. Hit.
I just came in to say...

Chip – you suck. Shut up for once.

if this is not beachys last inning ill be pissed
Cubs still lead headed to the 6th
Just logged in to say

Uhh, Beachy… wtf?

Try: “Uhh Tchnida…wtf?”

wtf offense, wtf managing, wtf umpire. Its far more than just Beachy.

Well, you guys better score like 3-5 runs right here.

Your Atlanta Braves - padding pitcher's hitting stats for all of 2011.

Also: padding stats of really crappy hitters and pitchers, as well as former Braves

0-32 in his career
PLUS

didn’t he get himself hurt running to first or something?

Yeah, back in 2008.
Suck some Wang guys

you mean his luck with good defense?

Freddie sez that was Wang, troll.

If we look as limp in the batter’s box as we have in this game so far in the next half…

I’ve got girlfriends waiting on me for a shopping excursion and I may go do something to put a smile on my face.

Something like...

Watch nothing but football for the next 10 hours? =)

More like, 3 giggling women in a changing room at the dept store.

Can't leave now though!!

Nope, Freddie just made me put keys down :-)

You’re not the first lady that that has happened to. Maybe the third or fourth, but probably not the first

Vizzy and Varvaro warming up

Walk here is essential.

can this team come back from 4 runs down...?
GTFO FREDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
catch that one

sunnoofabich

Good ploy

Make Wang run the bases….

21st of the year!

He only has 15-20 HR power – tops.

called it callled it clalleddddd it and i just yellled GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i hope my family thinks im crazy

Freeman Crushes Wang Hard To Left

Tomorrow’s headline…

Only if he does it again with a go-ahead homer next inning or something.

"Catch that, Rick Ankiel!"
Werth

The only guy I know who can faceplant and improve his looks.

Cubs can’t capitalize on leadoff single. 1-0 headed to b6.

U guys are lucky Right Field Jesus didnt get to that

Heyward doesn’t play for the Nats….

dude...

are you 13…? GTFO

Hmmmm… joined Sept 20… Maybe he’s 14 and his Dad like to grill out.

as much as i hate your trolling that was funny but sad

The Phillies are getting no-hit by Dickey. If they keep playing terribly, they won’t reach 100 wins. Not a big deal, but I love seeing them struggle.

It’ll be funny if they get into a funk and get swept in the first round.

less funny if they wake up for our series.

They will.

Count on it.

Yeah, that would suck. A lot. Unless we somehow win today and win tomorrow, and the Cardinals lose both days.

Of course no Met has ever no-hit anybody, so I’ll wait on this one.

I forgot about that. I hope he gives up a hit, but shuts them out.

Spoken like a true Mets Hater (Braves Fan)

You can read me like a book :-P

IF a Met is going to get one, I’m glad it could be vs the Phillies.

Take your time Werth

I would PH for Beachy here.

Wait.......
Jason Heyward grounds out, second baseman Danny Espinosa to first baseman Chris Marrero.

Impossible!

I miss Bobby yelling “EASY EASY EASY” for the Braves pitchers when they bat.

wait what huhhhhh noooo wayyy beachy again

bring on the walks and hits !!!!!!!!!!

i really like beachy but is it just me are does he not have his stufff today !!!!!!!

and my guess is he gets pulled after one batter so we wasted his pa

In true Fredi-like fashion

close..

how has Beachy been?

squeezed like Florida oranges

he has had alot of wild pitch’s as well

Damn you carpengui…. damn you to hell. Do you know how hard it’s going to be for me to get my sudden craving for fresh squeezed orange juice now??

Sounds like your fault for not having some in your refrigerator right now….

How many college apartments do you know of that keep freshly squeezed orange juice in their fridge… wait… How many college apartments do you know of that have a juicer?

Sounds like your fault for living in a college apartment without a juicer….

Maybe. Maybe not…

One of the colleges near the college that I went to (all in a consortium, we had access to their classes/facilities) had fresh oranges and a juicer for use during brunch at their dining hall.

Private university?

Yeah—liberal arts college

where

Pomona College – 40 minutes east of Los Angeles.

ah… that must have been rough haha

Haha. That’s not really what I would call it :D

How many college aparments do I know that have anything fresh other than beer and pizza?

Good but unlucky. 7 Ks in 4, even with a jacked up strike zone.

Cards threatening in the 6th
welp...

everyone here knew we were not gonna get a sweep….

We can still come back
what was wong with that pitch ????
We've been saying that a lot today
What was "Wong"...heh heh.
No-hitter over

Double by … sigh Victorino.

…and the shutout.

about freaking time he calls that

Nats called a strike clearly in the zone a pitcher’s strike…

Ok, need a ground ball and DP – is this possible?

i think the cubs just got one lets follow them and get one

I don’t think that’s where Morse hits ’em

ground balls with Beachy just aren’t that likely

two ground balls crazy sauce

I'll consult the Magic 8 Ball....

Outlook not so good.

YOU LIED, MAGIC 8 BALL!!!
You guys are too uptight around here

I understand you’re about to tank out on the playoffs but you still have Lowe!

How do you think that Werth contract is going to work out?

He'll be giving Harper protection in the lineup for the next 10 years

It was 15 years before….what happened to the other 5!?

I admit I misspoke.. was hoping no one would catch it

he will also screw all the players wifes so every one hates him the team will fight each other every month jaysin worth will get very old very quick and the nats will always stay a shyttttty team sorry but iif you going troll i will right back !!!

I’m hoping you ran that through an English to Troll translator. I’d be scared if you manged to type that way naturally.

so you believe Werth is going to be productive for 10 more years and you believe in lineup protection. I want whatever you are tripping on.

Pujols throw out at home. Still have runners on 2nd/3rd with 2 out

Freese flied out to end the sixth. No damage.

what a weird choice for walk-up song

Benny Benassi – Cinema

I like that song with Chris Brown though

He’s from Tappahannock

VIDRO!!!!! Needed that BADLY
great come back beachy !!!

good job !!

GOTTA love a Vidro!
Nice!

And the Cubs get out of the inning, still 1-0.

cubs got out of it

Cardinals fail. Cubs still up by the slimmest of margins, going to the 7th.

Lopez pitches out of MAJOR trouble. Cubbies hold 1-0 heading to the 7th
Rodrigo gets out of it

End of 6th: Cubs 1 Cardinals 0

Cubs out of the jam...still 1-0 Cubs.

Theyve gotten two outs at home so far

Good to see BB get through at least 5.

Beachy in 6th?

92 pitches

Wtf Bourn

Swing at crap, stare at that?

OK everyone, I am outa here. Hope y’all can hold down the fort and get us some win!

orange juice...!

Good grief – this is Wang.
Do they realize it?

Yes, they're well aware that Cy Wang is pitching.

Yeah, he’s starting to get good again.

I know we get on first pitch swinging but Prado that was a perfect first pitch to smash.

Redeem yourself by taking a walk this time please.

Prado, that’s twice you’ve hit crappy grounders on 3-1 pitches.

Prado has had the worst ABs today. Really bad swings in hitter counts.

Prado doesn’t like walks.

two out rally come on !!!!

Somebody’s gotta crush one.

Homer or bust offense.

Sigh

The sad part is—when we do what we did yesterday—work counts, get hits, get doubles with men on, take advantage of errors, etc, we score tons of runs.

When we all try to hit it into the bleachers, it’s an offensive performance reminiscent of a deflating balloon.

It’s like baseball by Sybil.

somebody did. We need men on base.

Yeah – I wrote that at 2-0… was hoping Chipper would walk.

What is his pitch count? He can’t be tired.

Up to the Cubs bullpen

Can you ask for time while Wang is waiting at the top of his windup?

lets get

two 10 pitch at bats from chip and uggs !!!

Welp. Gonna have to mount a late inning rally
May 20th, 2010.

It can be done.

Gonna be hard considering we can’t hit Gorzelanny. Or that random Henry Rodriguez guy.

To unreel20

You better hope to goodness sakes that Werth doesn’t like Hooters or else he’d be banging Chipper’s wife

He only goes for wives on his own team.

funny he did not marry her dumb ass

also at least he doesn’t mess with the guys he works with every day !!!

Nobody knows if any of that is true

you chose to not face the facts

so how many blow jobs you give the home plate ump ??

its ok though it must be reallll hard being a gnats fan !! never have anything to look forward to going into the season kinda like the mets

here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwOzeWX3E8

That was a strike where I'm sitting.

I hate you, Tim Tschida.

The corners are obviously reserved for Wang only

Cubs need 6 more outs

Marmol + a 1 run lead does not inspire me.

Let’s see if they can get Lohse out of the game.

Dotel is in for the 8th

They did—Descalso PH for him. Dotel in.

Thx – gamecast was slow to update.

This needs to be Beachy's last batter regardless of the outcome
FIFY

This needs to be Beachy’s last batter inning regardless of the outcome

Chip—stfu. Brewers took 3 of 4 from us at Miller Park.

whats he saying ??

He said the Brewers were terrible early in the year when we went there. Joe corrected him because Joe isn’t a moron.

i really hope ari goes on a tear and beat mil with best record so we can get them

but that means ari will be hot when we play them

At this point our rotation is:

Huddy
Struggling Beachy
Imp-Lowesion/Rookies

Not that I think Delgado/Minor would do too badly, but we need shutdown performances with our craptastic offense, and I don’t know if they can deliver them consistently enough. Not that we need consistency, we just need them when they start.

I'd be reasonably comfortable with....

Hudson
Beachy
Hanson/Delgado

the craptastic offense is the real worry.

Freeman plays terrible defense.

So can we get men on base now?

Kelly Johnson in Left, Jason Heyward in Center, Jeff Francouer in Right

Ladies and Gentleman, your 2013 Kansas City Royals!!!

Enough already, Choppy.

mods please ban this guy !!

Doesnt matter

I’m still on the Nats blog and you have to come see me everyday.. Or at least 18 times a year when were Kicking that ass

226 comments on their SBN, explains a lot.
Looks like the trash wanders off.

FLAG it as troll, and stop commenting back.
The Mods will notice sooner or later.

I’ve flagged every single post of his as Troll – been doing it since the beginning….

All we can do until the Mods get it – is ignore.

9Ks - amazing we can't give him any run support vs Wang


LET'S GO OFFENSE!!
Beachys start would look better

With some runs next to it

Come on, guys. Score at least 1 here.

No more Wang....time for offense?

Oh good, it’s Gorzo. Ugh.

Dotel sits Cubs down quietly in 8th. 6 outs to go for Quade’s team.

TIME FOR A RALLY?

Only need 4 solo HRs to take the lead….

yes it is bring on the cups !!!!!!!!!!!!

Leadoff walk for Uggla. Let's go guys

a Walk!!! NC bust out a graphic quick.

if anyone cares...

Don’t think it has been mentioned, but GS just boarded a plane from Orlando to DC. He finished all the extra work that the Braves wanted him to finish, even though he has been ready for nearly two weeks.

Thanks for the update! I’ve been missing him in our pen.

If both Sherill and Medlen can come back effective, the bullpen will become a huge strength again.

Marshall to pitch the 8th
Top of the order due

How we doin Braves Country?

Furcal grounds out. 5 outs to go.

Craig grounds out to third.

Marshall v Pujols now

Lean into that Freddie!!
lets go braves lets go braves lets go braves lets go vbraves !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!

Freaking Gorzelanny.

He’s like some kind of hyper-kryptonite to us.

He throws balls out of the zone and the Braves don’t take enough walks.

Remember when we led baseball in OBP? Thanks, Parrish.

The hacking is so hard to take.

It makes you wonder, do they ever look at film of their at bats?
This year, there has been an awful lot to see of them swinging poor pitches.
But we hardly see any adjustments – on a consistent basis.

I don’t know. It never gets asked about anymore and it has definitely been one of the biggest problems with the Braves this year.

We have no chance against this guy

because they have no patience. he throws a lot of balls if you let him

Swinging out of the zone, our specialty this year

And this is a "what have you done lately for me" world

We just swept the Sillies. You?

oh i dont know making a run to the playoffs ?

I thought BJ was a little to “confident” in the pregame today talking about facing Wang.

I worried we may not get up for the game like we did for Strasburg…. that was warranted I see.

HR wilson

GL on that one.

stranger things have happened

not going to happen when he swings at balls out of the zone

agreed one can hope tho

4 more outs Cubbies!
Jack swinging at garbage

That last pitch was nearly over his head….

everyone except uggla swung at his garbage

he threw like 3 stikes all inning

Like I was saying....

We swung at so many balls out of the zone that inning.

Way to waste a leadoff walk, guys.

That’s the conventional nail in the coffin.

Seriously?!

Key word: “conventional”

Whew - Pujols out.
we need some more bourn chipper run down magic !!!!!!
Pujols grounds out to end the inning. Heading to the 9th

Gonna be a tough task for Marmol to get Berkman/Holliday/Freese.

Run or two would be nice in the top half
Puma'll take care of it
Come on Anthony. No more runs

LaRussa is both insane and hates his pitchers.

Brought in Mark Rzecjlagjlaljtlajkgzpynski to face one guy. Now Motte is trotting out again, despite him being dead tired.

Maybe if the Cubbies hold on our offense will be inspired
Did GA Tech win?

Cuz you bastards cant do anything right. We are gonna march through your town like Sherman straight to the NL east championship for the next 10-15 years. Book It.

Bot 9

Here comes Marmol.

Berkman-Holliday-Freese

Just gotta keep the first two in the park.

Mr. Freese has some serious power too.

Yeah seriously scary having to rely on Marmol

When he’s on, he’s pretty good.

Neat inning by the Varvarian.

Please get some runs. Storen with a 3-run lead is not a happy time.

Onto the 8th we go

Good job Varvaro.

Now time to wake up the batz.

Or warm up the bats, something.

At least Hudson sounds like he will be fine. That’s good news.

the team now just needs to do it's part and clinch before wednesday

so we can rest him for Game 1. I absolutely do NOT want him to have to pitch again for more than an inning or two maybe as a tune up.

Heyward needs to start a rally here
Berkman lines out to start the inning

Clippard and Pence should be on the same team so they can be goofy-looking together.

Holliday held to a long single. COME ON MARMOL
Blah, base hit Holliday.

That looked low.

Settle down, Marmol.

Blah, runner at third on wild throw.

CUBS HUGE FAIL. RUNNER ADVANCES TO 3RD ON A SB
great job brooksy
C'mon cubs

stop failing.

Freese strikes out. 1 MORE PLEASE
Runner on 3rd, 2 outs

COME ON MARMOL

2nd out there was huge!
GJ brooks!

let’s get something going!

Attaboy Michael!!!! Gotta score here
yesss greattt job !!!

keep it going

Will Yadier Molina break our hearts again?

Single! 1st and 3rd with 1 out

COME ON MARMOL FINISH HIM
Walks Molina. Schumaker up with runners on the corners 2 out

Gameday has completely crapped the bed with regards to the Cubs/Cards game. Update?

lets go pra do lets go pra do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marmol is losing it. COME ON
forget the runner marmol

strike this guy out

Why in the world?

whattttt is he doinggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least go out and argue you sack of flesh

we have no chance at a ws title is freddi is making calls like that
Marmol another walk. Bases loaded

Let’s not run on Pudge please.
Stoopid.

Runner on 3rd, 1 out....can't even get 1 run....

Fredi, you moron. That would’ve at least scored one run. I hate you so much.

WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

That was incredibly dumb.

Well

that was some fail for the braves.

hey

that would have scored a run Fredi you moron

hah and there is the sac fly
Marmol is the best player on the Cards!!
MARMOL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
he's being marmol

Throw a damn strike Marmol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow... I can't believe he sent Bourn, when that isn't even the tying run...

Take what you can get, GOD DAMNIT. Very rarely am I upset over single calls, but that is fucking moronic.

some sone tell me the truth

is that the dumb ass freddi making him run or the to cocky bourn trying to steal there ???

Even if Bourn wants to run there himself, Fredi needs to have a system in place where he doesn’t let players do dumb shit without his say so.

How many times does Prado have to prove he’s not a hit-n-run batter?

Running there was moronic.

marmol is going to walk in a run....
Bourn has a green light...

…good play to try and get into scoring position, IMHO.

(Plus, the call was bad).

the call WAS bad

Meh. Bourn wasn’t the tying run. This team can only score on homers for the most part, so that base was not that relevant. I’d rather give Chipper/Uggla a chance to bat with men on base.

It was horrible he should have been given the red light.

2-0.. bases loaded.
cubs are going to walk in the run now
that's how marmol rolls
I like to hate on Fredi too

but I can’t hate on him for sending Bourn there. plus it may have not even been Fredi, I’m sure Bourn has some slack.

you also have to think that maybe they wouldn’t throw and focus on the hitter. never know.

he’s definitely done much worse.

he doesnt run we get the pop up its 4 -2 and 2 outs that was the most retarded play ive seen this year

3-2 to Theriot.............
Marmol with another walk. This really sucks
idiotic Marmol

why relying on Marmol is so bad.

so much failure

how can two teams fail so much?

Marmol, you sack of crap

Tie game..........
MARMOL WILD PITCH CARDS WIN WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
3 STRAIGHT walks
for fucks sake cards win on a wild pitch now
Unbelievable.

Cards win.

Good news...

Phillies just lost their 7th in a row.

not really

they are just going through the motions right now

Okay, if they get to use that excuse. So do we.

Braves only struggling because we’re going through the motions.

life is good again, woo

they get to use that excuse because they have the best record in the NL locked up.

Yes, I know.

But you’re implying they’ll be going through the motions with us right? Last 3 games of the year?

no I'm not.

Manuel said when they played the Cards he owed it to them and us to play all his regulars and give their all (paraphrasing). if we haven’t clinched then he’ll do the same I’m sure.

Thanks for making me feel a little better.

well that was devestating

cards have way to much luck

the braves turn has to come around soon !!!

marmol sucking isn't luck

it’s marmol sucking

yes true but what are the odds a big league pitcher getting the big bucks walks 2 then throws a wild pitch ??? and also what are the odds the team your against for the wild card has a retarded manager and puts in the worst pitcher ??

with marmol?

the odds are pretty good

Well, at least tomorrow we’ll be only as bad as we were before the games yesterday.

wat?

Yesterday we were 2 up. Tomorrow if this score holds we’ll be two up.

oh word..

not easy to understand what you initially wrote

Carlos Marmohmy
The NUMBER 1 reason I don't bet with the Cubs..

Carlos FUCKING Marmol. Burn your fucking money. Throw a fastball. why always slider for no strike? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

wild pitch game over
3 straight walks and a wild pitch..

I could pitch better than that

3 straight home runs? :{
the game was over when he walked Molina

he didn’t get ahead of another batter because he became too concerned about the runners on base and not the hitter

Sure...

Tossing the ball across the plate, underhanded, around 30mph…..you’d get some outs just by luck.

yea man

they wouldn’t know what was up. Eephus FTW!

so did quade think that after 3 straight walks marmol would all of a sudden get it together?
he

must be taking tips from Fredi

No. That’s Marmol’s usual save. No joke.

any closer that with two outs is focused on a guy at 1st base

should not be a closer.

Maybe we can score some runs if Fredi has decided not to make us run into outs.

yeah right then we will do hit and runs and squeeze plays !!!!!!!!!!

I still can’t believe Chipper didn’t get a shot last inning. I hope the Braves front office is watching. Giving away out has killed us all season.

Exactly.

With no CS, that sac fly would have made it 4-2, with Chipper the tying run.

9th inning Magic!!

Btw Cubs Suck

Please let Storen have a meltdown where he walks Chipper and Uggla and McCann hits one out of the yard.

we already saw the meltdown, but Fredi wasn’t content with it.

Well Storen ain’t going to walk dudes, now. Make solid contact, I guess?

Dan

gets on base

Need another baserunner.

watch a 2 run HR now

McCann almost had it…

Way to keep us alive Danny
and

Mac pops up on the first pitch lol

McCann and Chipper have really screwed us this inning.

WTF MAC

I was Ross starting tomorrow.

he might have been anyway

and even if he wasn’t they’d probably say he was

So you’re both David Ross and a time traveler….interesting.

Oopsy, meant…. “want”

That’s far less interesting.

Single and BMac impatient again

I was going to go to the game today.

glad I didn’t

Fitting to K on a ball out of the zone.

appeal??

who did the announcers say was appealing? I just caught the end of it

Even with Tschida, Nationals ridiculous defense, and Parrish in our dugout, one run against Wang/Gorzelanny is inexcusable.

Enjoy your two-game lead for an afternoon, guys.

we lost it in the 8th when frddi g made the decision to send bourn
Two up with four to play.

Theres worse things in life. Shitty ten minute series of events to get there. Go Hokies!

Wang > Strasburg

2011 Braves season in a nutshell

Meanwhile, the Phillies resting at 50% effort, waiting for our games with them.

which was why I wanted a clinch before that series

so we didn’t HAVE to beat them.

however, we’re going to have to beat them at least once no matter what, maybe twice depening how things go tomorrow.

to me tomorrow should be treated like the last game of the year…. an absolute must win ball game.

assuming the Cards keep winning

which is a safe bet, but still.

I can't think anyone will want to just not win and hope that the Cards don't either.

you want to get in on your own steam

not necessarily true

the braves could lose every remaining game with the phillies and win the WS.

A haiku:

Sooner or later
we actually should clinch.
Let’s get on that guys.

Blech

to us and Marmol

oh well now that ive clam down

we win tomorrow with minor !! then go on to braves country and win game one against the phillies with delgado on the mound hopefully the cards lose one of those two and we clinch !!!!

back to panic mode.

on the Bourn caught-stealing

If Fredi goes out there and argues that call, which was clearly incorrect, some kind of damn gimme call for Pudge based on tenure, I guess, and if Fredi shows some freaking passion and gets thrown out of the game there, we still won’t win, I think, because we’re so inept at the plate. (I mean we have an entire team in a slump simultaneously. Even Michael Bourn who ought to be immune to the Parrish effect.)

But at least it would suggest to the players that these games matter and they ought to be treating them like the WS if they plan to make the first round.

Instead Fredi had the most contented look on his face, a pleasant bovine expression, like he just finished a big plate of spaghetti. I wonder if he even knew Bourn was on base.

this is one of my seasonal bets

field steals under 66.

Bourn is a great talent.

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