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Open Thread #139: Invalids vs. Overachievers

Despite all the arguing that we as baseball fans, sports fans, and internet geeks alike, actually do on the internet, sometimes there are stark reminders of how meaningless numbers, history, and statistics actually are, when it comes to present day, present moment.  Who would have actually thought that Brian Burres would beat the Braves?  Who would have actually imagined Tim Hudson would lose to the Pirates?  Who would have fathomed, that the worst team in Major League Baseball would take the first two games in a three-game series and knock the Atlanta Braves out of first place in the NL East?  Certainly, not I.  But unfortunately, such is reality, and we now stand in second place, and tonight rely on Derek Lowe (and Andrew Miller) of all people, to pitch like a winner(s), avoid the sweep, and put us back on the right track.

So, I'm going to take an alternative approach to talking up tonight's game, since apparently going the educated and analytical route and predicting sweeps has more or less blown up in my face, and at this rate, I don't think anyone's going to want me covering any future series, regardless of if gondeee, mvhs, pac, or Ben want to take a series off.  Call me back up in 2-3 weeks when the Phillies are on deck, because I remember Brad Lidge had an epic meltdown last year during a series I covered, where Matt Diaz laid down the world's greatest bunt that resulted in an RBI, two errors, and a game-ender.


Zach Duke

#57 / Pitcher / Pittsburgh Pirates

6-2

205

L

L

Apr 19, 1983


ZACH DUKE.  ZACH.  DUKE.  His name even sounds majestic.  Like a real, world beating ace of a horse, who is probably going to have a dominant performance tonight.  ZACH DUKE was born on April 19th.  I was born on April 19th.  He's also from Waco, Texas.  On his 10th birthday back in 1993, the Waco Siege ended with some raging fires that resulted in nearly 80 cumulative deaths.  What people don't realize is that the fires were started by the heat ZACH DUKE was throwing, while playing catch too close to some fields.  ZACH DUKE married a minor league emcee, two years after breaking into the big leagues.  ZACH DUKE is also a former all-star, in 2009.  But not just any all-star - an injury replacement all-star - because replacing Matt Cain with ZACH DUKE isn't a downgrade; it's an upgrade.  Charlie Manuel wasn't dumb; he knew he had to pick a Giant to represent the squad, so he picked an injured one, so he could bring in a true winner instead to replace him later.

Completely ignore ZACH DUKE'S numbers.  Ignore that throughout his career, he is 24 games under a .500 winning record.  Ignore the mediocre 4.44 career ERA, and the mediocre K/9, xFIP and WHIP. And most importantly, ignore ZACH DUKE'S 2-4 record against Atlanta, with hitters hitting him at a rate of .346 and an .888 OPS in over 250 palte appearances, because that's clearly irrelevant to ZACH DUKE'S true ability.  ZACH DUKE is a winner.  ZACH DUKE is an all-star. But don't ignore ZACH DUKE'S blazing 87 mph fastball, and his knee-buckling 81 mph change.  When the ball slams the brakes like that, we're pretty much toast.

Not to mention that he's a lefty pitcher, so I'm sure he's going to give Derrek Lee, and Melky Cabrera, and Alex Gonzalez some fits today.


Derek Lowe

#32 / "Pitcher" / Atlanta Braves

eight feet tall

a number complimentary to eight feet tall

poorly

like a winner


And as for Derek Lowe, let's just look back to happier times, and try to funnel these winning   thoughts to our $15 million dollar man.  Don't ever doubt the power of positive thinking.

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Woo Hoo

Beat the Bucs!

OT: Damn you AJ...
Must win game

is an understatement

I've got to go to calculus now and ill be driving home through at least half the game, but I would like to post something from my own facebook, earlier this morning:

OK Derek Lowe, I’ve been really patient, I’m pretty sure I’m the only Braves fan left that still likes you. You made me look like an ass when you had that good start and I said you’d win 18 games. I know you’re 37 and you have a bone chip lodged in your elbow but we HAVE to win tonight. Go get ’em.

I like Derek, too.
just got home

and safe to say he’ll be getting the pep talk before the rest of his starts

roy....!

I think it would have been nice if you hadn’t photo-shopped out the fireballs that flock to ZACH DUKE when he thinks about throwing his fastball… It’s bad karma to downplay the opposing pitcher like that.

If there was ever another night to start KK.....I think that tonight was it
Money on the Phillies?

Lowe is due for one of his bi-monthly good starts. That’s about all I have.

Still…I’d rather see him pitch with his left arm that allow Kawakami onto that mound with a tomahawk on his chest. Whatever arguments you can make about what Ken’s record should be and what little run support he’s gotten, especially in the season’s first few months, the fact remains that he’s about a million miles from where he needs to be right now as a pitcher and thus should be kept a million miles from a starting assignment.

Secret plan...

Braves score 6 runs in the first two innings, Lowe exits with pain in his elbow. KK comes in and finishes it out for a 6-3 (maybe 4) victory.

-C

I was going more with the bizzaro vibe of the opening….the bizzaro vibe of the series so far….I keep forgetting how militant some of the commenters can be……knamean??

Ah, okay.

Kawakami has some borderline irrational supporters (and similarly unbalanced critics, as well), so I took that at face value. Sorry.

Well, I’m only a supporter now because I have a serious problem with the way he was treated this year (with incomplete information as to why, of course), but I think he has a serious case of Brad Lidge Syndrome and (in all likelihood) a dead arm…just my opinion.

I'd call it 1990 Marty Clary Syndrome

Or 1981 Tommy Boggs…or 1985 Pascual Perez. A guy who should be 5-5, 4-6, something on that order instead of 1-10 or whatever the case may be. Bad run support and mounting pressure are a bad brew and eventually it takes it’s toll.

Irrespective of how we got here, we’re here and he’s not suited to start for us the rest of this season. He’s probably been treated badly but I’m not in the frame of mind to run him out there in an effort to make him feel better.

The world's tallest man...

Is 8’1" and 364 pounds. Despite the difference in height, I’d say Lowe’s locks net him at least a couple more pounds, and that thunderous right arm of him adds at least another 17.

8’, 384 pounds, mother effers. Hurling baseballs or boulders, Lowe is a fierce competitor.

Sadly, it is rumored that one of Lowe’s ancestors was crushed in the face by a come-backer in ancient times, giving the Israelites a 1-0 victory over the Philistines.

That’s right, Derek Lowe’s ancestors were Philistines.

Let’s hope he can break free of his past and get the Braves a win tonight.

Fuck the Philistines!!

-C

Sadly, it is rumored that one of Lowe’s ancestors was crushed in the face by a come-backer in ancient times, giving the Israelites a 1-0 victory over the Philistines.

cthabeerman FTW

I know...

Everyone hates Lowe’s contract, myself included… But at the time it was the front office’s best option… Would we rather be paying AJ Burnett $85 mil? I would just be nice if he could start looking like a guy who deserves even half what he’s making… Huddy’s only making A little more than half…

I’d rather have that money to spend on someone that is, you know, worth it, and have not spent it on someone who isn’t.

Or Sabathia, I’d have rather had Sabathia than Lowikami.

Too bad we're not one of those west coast teams that Sabathia committed himself to choosing.

Like the New York Yankees…

GO PIRATES!!!!!!!!
GO PATS!!!!!!!!!

….wait, what are we doing?

Lowe needs to be yanked quickly at the 1st sign of trouble

Cristhian Martinez and Craig Kimbrel should be available and ready to go. So there is no reason, none, to leave him out if he’s not right or putting us in a hole.

Cox denies even thinking about pulling Lee out of the lineup in favor of Freeman.

As an FSU grad, when I read stuff like this in my mind I still think...

Well, at least Bobby Bowden Cox can always say, “You know, I think we’re just one player away from winning that championship…”

I Still Believe in my Braves

Let’s start a winning streak tonight!

That is the attitude!
Go Braves!

Yay girlfriend!
Is Bobby EVER going to change up the lineup?

Heyward NEEDS to be moved back a spot into the #3 hole.

No he doesn’t.

-C

Why not?

Isn’t a team’s #3 hitter typically the best all around player on that particular team?

ZACK DUKE

is Jason Heyward’s daddy.

I heard

Zach Duke’s changeup once pulled Pujols right outta his shoes and he didn’t even swing the bat!!! WOW!!

Duke is going to throw a percet game

With 27 pitches.

I'll save everyone the trouble...

FAIL.

If you are going to be negative before the game even starts

Do us a favor and leave now.

Is it ok to be negative after the game starts ?
Just saying it would be nice to wait and see what happens

before the crying begins….

Pay attention

And stop making assumptions.

So saying,

Duke is going to pitch a perfect game against us tonight is not being negative?!?
Grow up…

I was referring to my lousy spelling

In the previous post.

Losing has made us a touchy bunch.

You have been negative in every game thread lately....

Just sayin’

You have a very low threshold for "negative"
If so,

many more on here do as well. They are choosing to no longer participate in the game threads because of the negativity.

If you're talking about problems you're having with posters in the game threads

You’re thinking about someone other than me. If you see me in a game thread it’s at the beginning before the first pitch is thrown or during a rain delay. I’m working on a desktop here. I can hear my TV from here but I can’t see it from here. During a game, I’m in there watching what’s going on.

I got a good feelin' about tonight...let's leave Pittsburgh with a Victory!

Wouldn't it be nice if we just crushed the Pirates tonight and won like 20-0 ? We need one of those games.
Marlins are sitting Hanely, who's red hot....

….but the lineup they’re running out there tonight looks like they can mash lefties.

So I'm glad this happened

for the longest time we feared the day we fall behind the Phillies, now it has happened and we have to face it.

I’m not happy it happened per say, just that it did now. We are behind, we no longer have to fear that- we can just look forward and not have the pressure of being in first for so long

Maybe this is the best possible thing that could happen to the Braves. I think they got complacent for a long time, and hopefully they will wake up now.
Its been said several times already...

But worth reiterating… This team is all about the cime from behind, last at bat victory… Philly be dammed VICTORY WILL BE OURS!!!

The obvious question is... If you don't believe we can win...

Why are ya watchin’?

i believe we can win today

but not the division.

I’m hoping we win a wild card which we can do.

We have to figure out the road woes. Our road record is just terrible.

Finally, bobby needs to sit Derek Lee and Alex Gonzalez. Neither one have done anything yet and we have capable backups in Brooks Conrad and Freddie Freeman. Give the 2 young guys a shot

You've got to be kidding...

Alex Gonzalez has been putting in work since he’s come here. He’s been a remarkable improvement over Yunel’s production earlier in the season, and if you can’t see that, you’re obviously not paying attention.

-C

i strong disagree

he might have had a few nice games but his overall production is not the same as it was in Toronto. Yes he was upgrade over Yunel but there might have been other SS out there who could have been had like Stephen Drew for example. Plus Alex has made alot of errors and I know I’m not the only one to notice that. He makes good plays but he messes up on routine plays.

7 errors in his first 11 games...

1 since. He’s been making incredible plays look routine since making the adjustment.

These stats are a couple days old, but I imagine they’re still close enough to exact to use: .354 OBP with runners on, .369 with RISP. Hit 18 XBH in 48 games, six more than Yunel had in 75 games. His OBP since coming to the Braves is above league average, especially with runners on.

Might have been available doesn’t equal was available. Drew is still with the D-Backs, and it’s not like the Braves were the only team out there w/ SS needs.

-C

another Lefty

jeez

I'm actually a little surprised

At how little my sarcasm and reverse psychology are being comprehended.

we're smarter than you though?:)
You say that as if it were something to be proud of

But I was thinking more along the lines of maybe lacking senses of humor? :-)

Well...

I tried to play along, then referred to my own misspelling and suddenly found myself cursed for being a Negative Nancy.

Perhaps we’re all shocked into silence in awe of your greatness.

The only thing I'm really great at

Is being able run 2 miles to eat a dozen donuts and then run 2 miles back in under an hour. Unless you count the ability to make apparently really poor, incomprehensible jokes as great too

I could never run 2 miles, even if being chased. So I tip my cap to you.

Detected...

and approved!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Rachel Ray: “That’s a big chunk of meat to get mouth around.”

*my mouth

when was this said? hahaha
Chip just jinxed the Braves saying Lowe is 9-0 vs the Pirates.
Let's go Braves!
My boss jokingly gave me Phillies ticket...

I burned it in the office parking lot today. I feel confident the Braves will pull through now.

i have not seen a lineup posted yet!
Auto-single [Engage]
Memory of past road trip [Deleted]
Can we get a W tonight please?????

I’ll even take a DerekLoweWin… just please get the W by any means necessary tonight. I don’t care if that means taking Lowe out in the 3rd inning if he’s ineffective. Do whatever it takes

i'm sick of seeing shallow pop ups and 1st pitch groundouts...
there anyone here?
Raleigh?

Im in Fayetteville.
NC woo woo

NC well represented here at TC :-)

Just quality at-bats with balls hit hard is all I ask for.

We’ve had far too many no-effort failures at the plate lately.

No more swing-throughs on pitches nowhere near. No more lazy flies. No more weak choppers. Just string some hits together.

you're asking for a bit much

especially on the choppers with Melky playing. CHOPPAHs are his favorite

I look forward to the day Heyward can lay off the slider a foot off the plate.
haha

kinda like how francoeur was supposed to “figure it out”?

More Ks than Hits on this road trip = ouch

No homer either :(

2 consecutive hits!

That was luck....

I LIKE

We deserve it.
If DLee hits into a vidro

Everyone in the GT has to chug 3 beers before the bottom of the 1st starts.

WWwwwwaaayyy ahead of you.
can I chug 3 beers anyways?
come on DLee

time to start showing everyone why you’re playing over glaus

back to back hits!

Braves going to work

3 consecutive hits and a RUN!!!

Good God

The lead? What is this…lead, Jim Powell?

And where are the Braves taking it, exactly?
Well there's only one explanation

DLee reads Talking Chop.

Lets go DLEE! Tee off on one

There we go!

Feels pretty good!

i'm confused

I didn’t think we were allowed to score first…

Shhhh....don't tell the umpires....
Umps are conferencing, debating whether to merely reverse the run...

Or to immediately call the ballgame in the Buccos’ favor for a flagrant rule violation.

Derrek Lee? An RBI?

Pinch me!!

KEEP SCORING

DLowe is pitching…we’ll need more than 1.

I'll just take what they give us

for now

stupid Hanley Ramirez not playing tonight for the Marlins

F him

it's his fault he is not playing?
+1

HeyJude – new avatar? Who is that?

is that you in the picture with the Thanks Bobby t shirt?

Yeah, I was standing outside the Ted, at one of those big baseballs and this is the photo my hubby took. I didn’t even crop it..it’s the actual photo. He’s a stinker.
But, he said it would be a good avatar. I’ll use it a little while before going back to my old one.

nice, it's a good one

Thank You.
It had COX and the #6 on the back. A lot of folks at the ballpark liked our shirts.

Our family had dinner with the Dooley's

for a appreciation dinner in Athens.

Dooley’s? (sorry I have no idea who they are)

Former coach and athlectic director at UGA

Ahh, sounds like it was a great night for you and your family.

Yeah

I put it up for the Dawgs blog, and just left it. Vince and Barbara are super nice couple. Barbara kept us rolling all evening:)

I like your new one also :)
yep

he runs that team. the interim manager is just a stooge fill-in

Him and his stupid hair.
Hi all.

is that a run I see?

Ain’t it beeautiful?!

A Matt Diaz walk?

GTFO

Well done Matty. Let’s go Gonzo!

Unicorn with base clearing double.....calling it.

Pffffttttt……Diaz stayed at 2nd base just to make me wrong.

hola all....

i see a run.. in the first….. nice…but the bases loaded.. crap

if i wasn't studying i'd drink a brewsky
it seems like Gonzo's been falling behind in the count a lot lately
FISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't understand the gone-zo hate
Neither do I

I like him and appreciate what he’s brought to our club.

mental stability from the ss position?
I like him

though he makes some funny faces when he swings.

in play runs..

what what what???

Ho.Ly.Shit.

A basehit with the bases loaded!

OMGOMGOMGOMG
clear the pitcher MVP
MVP MVP MVP

which I just noticed means no ankiel….sweet

Did you see my NAHWAL post?

nah…I’ll check it out now though

hahah nicely done
ahhh... good OLD bravos
now just clear the pitcher and we can walk away even happier
Where are all the DLee and Gonzo haters now?

We really should have benched them…

i mean be honest

lee’s hit was a pretty weak seeing-eye single, just found the right hole, ill wait til he decides to hit 1 at least to the warning track

I dunno that 1 AB proves anything
I'll I'm sayin is they found a way to get runners in

when Bmac, caveman, and mvp did not

And just like that, it's 2-0 Phillies

:)

did you really think andrew miller

would do to the Phillies what he did to us?

Well he dominated us for 5 innings, but no.

kinda hoping him being lefty would make him not totally suck

But he DOES totally suck.
  • rubs eyes *, is this actually happening?
dang

nice play ronny

Aww so close. But 3-0 looks GOOD!

i will take that
ugh

slowest team in the league….BUT…its a start!

Was hoping that we could clear away the pitcher's spot

But 3 ain’t bad.

LOL, Ryan Howard thrown out at home.

2-0 Phillies

Is this optimism I'm feeling?
its amazing what actually scoring runs will do
its hilarious

cuz im pretty sure this is the 1 pitcher we were afraid of

we seem to do better against those ace pitchers for some reason

bodes well if we make the playoffs lol

it'll go away

if derek blows the lead like he does sometimes, not being negative, but lets face it, hes not tim hudson when u give him a 3 run lead

It's dying a little bit right now...
wooo

Lowe got an out ….keep the groundballs coming

Dear Derek Lowe,

Please do not suck today.

That is all.

Thank you.

dont forget..

the other derek

Man am I glad I spoke up earlier

about how bad Lee and gonzalez have been for us

If DLowe blows this...

TC will be holding a secret meeting at Turner Field tomorrow night. Anyone in attendance will take part in Operation: Throw Lowe in the Atlantic Ocean with Shark Food Attached to Him.

"Mmmm, bone chips" - The Sharks of the Atlantic Ocean

Can we throw McClouth with him??? Just so Bobby is no longer tempted to put him in a game?

i will drive 3 hours for that

I’ll do the 13 if we can include ankiel

throw in

every mediocre lefty in the NL and u got a deal

can we take KK too

for some salary relief for next year

is it me or...

does prado’s 3rd to 1st arm seem a little tentative and weak.

u seem a little tentative and weak

i prefer faltering and frail.

good bye perfect game

1 2 3 is not Lowes style

its more like

1…ooops….2….oops….wait its 1 again…..2…..ooops…..3

neither is pitching well consistently

but that is another story

Lowe inducing groudouts

is usually a good sign

Aaaaand here we go...
come on DLowe......
and now PEDRO ALVAREZ has to face DEREK LOWE...

what the hell is his WHIP? It feels like its over 3

1.43

I la la la love you

Come on Lowe – end this inning right HERE

“short porch in right looming”… why does Chip say such things?

that’s why i sync up the radio feed with the video…ive grown to like don and jim

at least

a run didnt score

Well at least we kept in the infield to save the run.

3 runs

but DLowe pitching…..hurt

hmm…….

its ok alex, saved a run
get ready for a wild ride tonight...
Aaaaand... here we lowe again...

Are they all going right up the middle?

TWSS?

You couldn’t resist that could you? I was talking baseball.

Ryan Doumit is a vampire.
does doumit wear eye liner?

I am turning this off if they score a run

a little excessive?
YES!

WHAT A PITCH!

STFD

thanks ump

yayayayayayay

yay

Well that was scary
Perhaps a little help from the ump...

but way to get out of it Lowe!

Needed that K in the worst way.

sort of TTWS? if the letter was changed?

am i grasping for straws?

Are you going to post some of the pics you took at the Ted?

I would love to see them!

I did today….http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/9/8/1677003/sept-1-2-turner-field

Great!

I’ve haven’t been on today. I will check them out!

Lowe, just joshing you pirates no runs for you!
does anyone knows

how was lowe against us….?

You could argue that he still is.
i'd still get the bullpen going
come on andrew miller

stop giving up leadoff doubles

he looked awesome last start

LET'S GET MOAR RUNZ

That was nice of the Pirates.

Oh yeah, fuck you Marlins.

Pittsburgh broadcast taunting us

With video of a Lowe no-no from 2002

$5K for Homeless Pets in honor of Bobby

by the Pirates. Class.

Pirates >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marlins
Did the Marlins do anything?
no not at all
no

mad at bobby for bashing them for firing Fredi

yeah...

let the phucks load the bases….

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lowe just crush that pitch
OMG DEREK WANTS TO WIN
LOWE DOUBLE!

nice, real nice.

Derek lowe just loves baserunners

DOUBLE for Lowe!

Amazing what steroids will do for you.

Nice hit Lowe

cortisone sir cortisone!

Marlins don’t want to win, apparently.

AUTOsingle ENGAGE!!

lowe hits a double, we’re up 3-0, and we moved a runner over? whats going on?

They must be the Phillies in disguise.

its all part of the joke....
nay, it is not a tease.
Lowe looks like he is just waiting

to have a baserunning screwup

whew…that looked like a strike

Bases loaded

no outs. Eeek.

WOW.... he was an all-star!!!!

and people say Omar didn’t deserve it

Quickest hook ever
Where are the Braves haters now?!?
Noooo...we want to keep Duke on the mound
Look at that!

We got to a lefty!

i think bob gibson could have been pitching today

and this lineup would’ve hit. They are just determined

another lefty coming in....

stupid gameday is slow….

McCutchen’s a righty.

ohh my bad

forgot the question mark…

what a great start for duke

1 IP 6 H 1BB 3 ER and the 3 men on belong to him

I vote that royhobbs can do all the game previews

like the one he did today for the rest of they year!

Fantasy

Hope those people from yesterday didn’t follow through on picking up whoever was starting against the Braves in their fantasy league

they got 2 mccutchens on the same team

and one’s white and the other’s black.

what are the chances?

its the Pirates

dont be shocked by anything lol

I don't see colors, just McCutcheons, man.
well hey,

we knocked a pitcher out of the game in 1 IP. success. even if it is duke.

thats

not what we’re looking for odarp

you've got to be kidding me odarp......

WTF

Power of Positive Thinking

Let’s see if this works

better make amends dlee!
I'm in the mood for some Grand Slammage

How about you guys?

We broke out of the 9-game funk with one
i'll take a hard hit single!
With a side of Ribeye.
im in the mood for lee to actually put a swing on something.

i wouldnt complain

Lift and Elevate please

OT

what are the chances we could get beltre next year….??

he'll want 14 mil for 4 years

we could give 12.5 if we can get rid of either mclouth or KK.

I say it can happen but chances are about 15%

or...

we could sign him to a one year deal every year for the next three, cause he only hits like that on contract years….

thanks marlins

for not starting hanley against the phillies

I want to thank them for starting Andrew Miller

Everything that team does is in some way designed to screw us.
whew

thank you jim joyce

D-LEE PAITIENCE
is it 8th career grand slam time?
wooooooooo DLEE with the RBI walk lol

sounds about right

autoslam at the plate.
nice...

derek walks, derek scores….

derrek*

someone had to.

More Braves bases loaded fail

bases loaded and heart of the order – 1 walk, 3 popups

there’s always something….

Come on Caveman!
Bmac fails again...
We are still the worst team in the league

with the bases loaded

10th, actually. .273 before today.

bright side

no DP…… i guess

An actual HIT with no outs and bases loaded would have been sweet.

thats terrible….1 run is not good enough…especially since it took a walk to get it

Slightly OT:

You know what all this offense means? MORE PAs for Infante!

he probably won't win the batting title
may not matter the way CarGo has been swinging the bat lately
not the at-bats I was looking for
4-0

I’m not complaining

How did dlee perform better than prado and mcann?
because he didn't swing much
because he couldn't catch up with the fastballs
Maybe he finally woke up

after we loss the division he must know that his poor hitting is one of the main reasons we been losing.

I g2g run some errands…I’ll check in later…please don’t blow this lead Lowe

OH NOEZ

the Braves have learned how to hit lefties, only to forget how to hit righties

It wouldn’t be fair to other teams if we could hit both at the same time.

gotta love the retro beer men.
1-2-3! Success!!!
Another good inning for Lowe
Claiming Derek Lowe is "pitching a beauty" is a little premature, Chip...
wow hell has frozen over

DLowe with a 1,2,3 inning

and pitching a 3 hit shutout

Can someone tell me what that non-round number next to our team means?

Meteor’s about to strike.

you need to clean your tv screen.

no wait! we’re actually scoring.

was that a 123 inning?
Winning is Fun

I had forgot how good it feels

Phillies losing while we win is more fun

unfortunately the Marlins dont agree.

Marlins trying to exact further revenge on Bobby

They’re so classless.

This is vintage Lowe

Groundouts and Ks, I forgot what he looks like when he’s actually pitching well.

Damn Marlins....they're letting the Phillies walk all over them tonight
well at least that means we're technically walking all over the bucaroos.

Nice hit there.

When was Melky's last HR?

Against the Marlins back in July?

finding holes.

how nice.

On TV Chip loves to say “fisted.” On the radio side, Jim Powell is always referring to teams having a “2-run bulge” or a “3 game bulge in the West.” Weird.

All the fisting is giving him a bulge?

Nicely done! How about a sac bunt here Derek.

Actually that works better.

It seems the team got a wake up call from yesterday's loss
There better keep this up through novemeber!

novemeber forever

FTFY

Woo!

About TIME we got a few breaks!

Fun fun

another run

I don’t believe you…

I cross my Bobby and promise

LOL

This is why we’re the 2nd best offense in the NL. Look like shit for a few games, then score 10 runs for the next few.

I hope they find a way to time it so some of those 10 run games come against the Phillies.

We have been doing that lately. Nothing, nothing, nothing, 10 runs, nothing, nothing.

We are using up our runs.

Not a very good baseball strategy

That’s why our odds for making the playoffs is so high. All those thing factor in run differential and these blow out games (after narrow losses) really make us computers’s favorite.

lets just beat them 34-0 and get all of our frustrations out

all in favor????

as long as we keep that a constant!
That'll use up our run allotment for the week, though.
figures you would be the negative one lol
Only gentle kidding
Sure.

Infante needs his batting title, and Heyward needs ROY. Who cares if a single game is padding their stats?

That's more like it

If we can hold on, then we get to play for (a tie for) 1st place tomorrow

is anyone else giddy with excitement that we're not the ones failing!?!?!
So...I have to ask

IF we lost this game, what would you do?

come find and give you a black eye for a jinx
beat you up for jinxing us
Give up.

I was close yesterday, but if we were to throw this away, I wouldn’t tune in again.

My focus would move completely toward football

Same here

COLTS ON SUNDAY! WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO!

Iowa vs. Iowa State saturday!
Then Cowboys dominating the ’skins on Sunday Night Football IN AMERICA!

And then the first loss of the season on the following Saturday…

We’ll see about that….Foles is gonna get eaten alive by our d-line, I can’t wait

I’m looking forward to it. They’re expecting a crowd bigger than the one for Oregon last year (which was ESPN’s college football game of the year for ‘09) and that was the best sporting event I’ve ever been to….even if we did lose in OT.

Get myself banned from here for cursing.

It seems like they’re not swinging for the fence tonight – and we’re getting key hits.

Wait a second!

We’re not a power team? Why didn’t anyone tell me this?

Brooks Conrad disagrees....
6 run leads are safe right?

not against the Rockies!

Not with the Loweser on the mound.

nope flashback Rockies
way to move the runner, J-Hey
way to move the runners
Nirtam Odarp

2-run single!

Seriously though guys....let's kill these F'ers.

35-0!

i need philly to lose!
there'd have to be a heyward homer in there right?
Yes.

If Heyward finishes the season at .900 OPS, I think he’d be a lock for ROY.

Officially a rout.
Pirates are not the Rockies

…i hope

Pretty sure that’s a fact, Rocks always turn it on this time of year.

SCREW YOU, MARLINS

That's all right.

I’m ok with us playing to climb back into a tie tomorrow.

i wonder if logan morrison has been killed yet.

No lead is safe until the game is over.

that’s the beauty of baseball

Infante 7 pa???
thats what I said

but some Negative Nancy’s said he wouldn’t win :(

he won't win

look at Carlos Gonzalez

What’s his batting average?

.340

Seriously? How many PAs?

not sure on PA's

but he’s already got 506 AB’s so he’s already qualified

Wow. He really came out of nowhere to pass everyone. And he is already qualified.

Infante needs 100 more PAs to qualify without taking penalties. I wonder if he’ll get that many. If he can, he might hold onto it. Otherwise, it’s going to depend on if Gonzalez’s bat cools down.

30+ hits in 15 games will do that

Surely, he can’t keep that pace up, right?

doubtful he can keep up his slash line for this week

.567/.606/1.000

he's hit .391 since the beginning of July

We could have used some of these runs in the first two games.

Is it too late to take 6 of these runs and apply it to yesterdays game?
Wouldn't it be amazing if...

There were a rule that, say, five times during the year you could transfer up to 3 runs from one game to an immediately preceding or succeeding game?

Well no, actually. That would suck. Maybe if only the Braves could do it.

Can we at least give the Marlins 6 of our runs?

I’d prefer a rule where we can transfer the Phillies’ runs to the Braves whenever we feel like it.

5-11 w/ RISP

I like

The Bravos are back

hopefully to stay…

LOL

for the first time in four months, the low is in the 60s for 3 days in a row. Oh my god.

Its aliiiiiiive!

Hey, Lee just hit a fastball.

DLee

is waking up!

Bobby might sit DLee tomorrow, then he forgets how to hit again.

I remember DLee had two consecutive good games, then Freeman played the next day and DLee forgot his swing again.

another hit

Phillies are winning blah

its nice to get the boobirds out and crowing.
Pirates fans not very pleased

but I sure am!

They still have fans?

for now

Steelers return this weekend.

Yeah. They both left, though.

Wow, the Braves are singling this team to death.

when it rains it pours

love it

ha

gone in 60 seconds references

z

The Phillies don’t play the Pirates next do they?

they have 6 with us

6 with the lolmets, 6 with the nats, and 3 with the fish. Only difference in our schedule is 1 less series w the mets and the 4 gamer w the Cards coming up

I would call that

advantage Phils. But maybe not by much; the Cards have been terrible lately.

we have 4 more games at home than they do
Marlins still have time to catch up on the sillies...

give ’em some time

What inning and score?
I would miuch rather be beating the phillies like this but i will take the bucs for now!
Hey been listening on the radio... who is this team and what'd they do with the Braves?
shhhh. kidnapping is alright.
Well, McCann certainly picked a good night to dog it
McCANN SUX

DFA!

dumb question

what is DFA?

Designate for assignment

Basically, send him to the minors.

aight thanks!
Sorry, that's not exactly right...

It’s more commonly used to trade an underperforming player.

Designated for assignment

i think it means......

deliver for assessment or something

I know Lee is doing well

but maybe we will see Freeman in a little later

Awesome cheering from the Pirates fans
This time yesterday it was the 5th inning
Well now. My friend who lives in Pittsburgh just called.

Saying she heard they won the first two games – I told her we were exacting our revenge tonight.

She “heard” they won the first two games? Who cares what that person thinks? They aren’t a baseball fan.

Well, I cut her some slack since she was calling me from a lawn chair on the beach. She’s on vacation.

What about Big Ben not starting Sunday against the Falcons?

We caught a break, I hope.

He got 4 games, right? I’ve been so tied up in traveling and Braves baseball – I’m behind on my Steeler stuff.

Yep

I think so

Deep breath, kid. It's baseball.
True

but I’ll take a series win with one ass-whooping any day instead of the other way around

More at bats for Infante!!!

shhh you’ll anger Carlos Gonzalez and he’ll come hit 10 HRs off the braves

That’s what happens every night when I go to sleep.

Fortunately for us, he missed his last chance to do that…..until next season.

Rockies just traded him to the Phils for Lidge.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-p

I'm a big fan of the bats coming alive tonight

I just hate that we are such a feast or famine team.

hopefully they can change that. soon.

Ugh, 7-0 Phillies

They’re trying to keep up, but they can’t….

they dont need to

they are in first now lol

Might as well be tied….will be tomorrow.

This will read

Uggla! 7 – 8 marlins by ten thirty

Don’t give him 2nd base Lowe…

It would be great if Kawakami could pull off pretending to be Roy Halladay

for the rest of the season and hang around the Phillies dugout.

Herro

I don’t need runz

AJ Green gets 4 games for selling a jersey.
hes clearly

not as good as julio jones

The NFL will tell us that.
Leadoff single - no damage
OT, Dawg fans

Did you hear AJ Green got suspended for 4 games? ugh

AJ Green gets 4 games for selling a jersey.
by BeatTehMets on Sep 8, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions

I read it was for attending a party in Miami

with Scouts, etc

We must have been typing at the same time, lol

Should be only 3 more since he missed the first one, right?

Jimmy Rollins left the game with an apparent injury

Ran the bases gingerly. Probably like a Welshman.

yessssss

that is how i like to win

take a bat to the other guys knee

Is that you Tonya Harding?

Who do I make the gift basket out to?

OT: MattE and Leslee Diaz Family Foundation

I’m not sure if this has been mentioned on TC before (J-Hey tweeted about it yesterday), but if you’re on Facebook, become a fan of Matty’s foundation here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/MattE-and-Leslee-Diaz-Family-Foundation/343319968141

“For every Facebook fan up to 10,000 fans that are added by the end of the baseball season, our family will donate five dollars to the foundation. Half of the money we will go to helping one of our favorite charities (Parker Street Ministries) renovate its building to help disadvantaged kids get their school work done, some will go to sending envoy to help in Uganda (jengauganda.org) and the rest will go to getting the foundation up and running (web site etc).”

Sorry to go OT but its for a good cause

The pitch to Lowe is Low

hmmmmmm

Lowe making more contact tonight than Ankiel does in a week.

Sad

but true.

0-98743983427493873429 with 98743983427493873429 strikeouts.

I just noticed something....

If Lowe keeps hitting like he is tonight, he could end up with a higher batting average than Nate McLouth.

Huddy is only .002 behind Ankiel

and .040 ahead of nate…. Huddy for CF in days he doesn’t pitch!!!

It’d be sad if Hanson got HIS batting average higher than McLouth’s, too…..

I think Lowe's seen more pitches,

than he’s had to throw…

what? no runs?

damn this team sucks

Infante isn't playing like he wants that batting title....

Only 2 for 3 so far…..tsk tsk.

Diaz and BMac are the only ones without a hit so far.

Alex giving it a heck of an effort there.
infante hit that ball a mile
Doucher Phillies piling it on, now 9-0

Ya know what? The Marlins can DIAF…..they’re doing this on purpose.

It seems they are motivated to stay in first place.

:(

Don’t worry. We’ll take it from them by force if necessary.

For the Cardinals series

Jurrjens / Wainwright
Minor / Carpenter
Hanson / Westbrook
Hudson / Lohse/Suppan/someone else

The best part about that series: No Lowe.

Minor is overmatched…..

ya but the Cards lineup can't buy a hit right now

i’ll take our lineup if we can come with the same determination that we had today

I think the 1st one is a toss up

although Wainwright has lost his last 4 starts, adv to the Cards in game 2, think we have the advantage in games 3 and 4

That was my assessment, too. I figured it went without saying, though.

ouch

Did you see the photos of Smoltz? He was so handsome.

Prado

They clearly did it on purpose.

SUSPENSIONS!!!

It’s only on purpose if it hits Prince Fielder.

cause he deserves it!

But….but….that’s how gravity works!! :(

How can you miss him?
best yet...

although i’m biased

It’s about time for this offensive explosion.
 
I was becoming despondent.

Making up for lost ground I guess.

Lee has a perfect night going....

Oh damn, I jinxed him for next AB. How do I unjinx?

Lee has a terrible night going?

You don’t. :)

Irrevocable.

Sorry.

Let’s hope something actually happens with this…..

still no hit for bmac

bases loaded

DO IT MATTY…NOW

i really like this pitcher
12.15 ERA from opposing relievers agrees with you, eh?
I like all the pitchers tonight,

Lowe included

good ab Mac. Lets go Diaz

Caveman - deliver please
LOL Misters King and Giles
LOL @ the fake cheers
Sac Fly for Diaz

Since when are sac flies allowed?
It's kinda weird that we're winning

and the Phillies are winning with the exact same score especially since it’s 9-0.

they've had the same scores each inning i think

I think we’ve converted the crowd.

Sea Bass vs. Brian Bass
I knew something smelled fishy about that at bat
Still wish

someone would hit a homerun. Just to put the naysayers to bed

what would it take to trade for brian bass?

This will make the late plane trip home for the Braves better.

You bet....

and my trip to bed better :)

twss

Hey there! You just now joining us?

sister came down with brother-in-law, niece and nephew, and went to dinner. it’s amazing how cool a simple set of stairs can be when you’re 3.

Simple things are sometimes still the best :-)

i do like being an uncle. their cool little short people, they spent a good two hours up and down, and wouldn’t have stopped if we didn’t go to dinner (and they were great during dinner).

My theory is:
Better to spoil nieces/nephews than have any of your own. You can send them home at night :-)
It’s worked for me.

but if you ultimately do, payback is gonna suck, especially from my sister. As of today though, I certainly agree with your theory.

I’m sure kids are wonderful. They’re just not for me. Glad that’s one thing Hubby and I always agreed on.

i understand completely

home sounds good for 7 games

we need to take advantage of this stretch

7-0 Let’s do it baby

A lil mojo for the offense

going into a series versus the cards never hurt

Trivia time! Which MLB player has batted into the most outs (strikeouts, groundouts, etc) in the game this season?

who names their kid lastings
the mccutchens

wait. damnit…

You guys are way off. Derek Jeter. As of yesterday (I think) he made 432 outs, 17 more than the next person in line.

i CALLED JETEr

just took a second. leadoff, everyday, and the top of an order that comes to the plate a lot

You popped that up as I was typing.

and makes no sacrafices!
Congrats

You are the Winnar!

what’s my prize

$50 gift cert to the Yankees clubhouse store.

or a clump of dirt

whichever is more valuable

That’s a terrible prize. You should’ve made it a gift certificate to the Phillies’ store.

HEY LOWE

we need a VIDRO!

Hey Lowe, you got me on my knees, hey Lowe, won’t you help me ease my worried mind?

How did Rickie Weeks score?!!

Don’t they know this is the feast day

Boo

no shutout.

3 straight hits – no more please

Bye Bye Lowe

Please BC, don’t leave him in next inning.

Moylan time?
With this lead

maybe…

Get Farns some work.

Kenshin please...

he can’t lose it. Then give Kimbrel the 9th.

Marlins are going to have to score now....
take him out

before it gets any worse

I really miss Chipper and Medlen
I really miss Maddux and Smoltz
chipper's importance> maddux or smoltz

over the last 20 years, Chipper was our best hitter and some years only hitter

Maddux had a 1.56 ERA in 1995
he had 3 great statistical years

and 95 was insane but that was one year

I miss Avery and Wohlers
I miss Aaron and Murphy
Frenchy and Rocker

banned

Acosta and Wickman

kicked off Earth

I WON THE GAME!!! flies through space

cue Star Trek:TNG music

McGriff and Marquis please

how long do we leave him in with the bone chip and the huge lead? forgetting this inning it would be nice to get some more 4 innings of shutout and hopefully 2 more of the wheels not falling off down the stretch

With our 20 games without a day off - was the scheduler trying to insure a Philly pennant?

Philly is ending a 24 game in 23 day stretch tonight (no days off).

At least theirs is ending in Sept. and not starting.

cant blame the scheduler for....

losing a 10 run lead to the rockies, losing 2 games to Pittsburgh either

we have off days too and the Phillies won on thsoe days

True. But I was being more flippant and sarcastic than anything.

We’ve got up to 40 guys at our disposal. We should use that to our advantage.

Ya here Chip?!

Lee can get a W.

garret jones picture on gameday makes him look like a super duesche!
looks like the kid

from the 6th sense. haley joel osment

Lowe has exceeded my expectations tonight

A real pleasant surprise.

Truly the least likely Savior, Lowe is.

Believe it or not, the Mets have the second-lowest ERA against the Phillies this year.

LOL, Don says that if the pitcher turns and throws to first, Lowe should swing.

autosingle

5 more runs since I’ve been gone….nice

Ya couldn't do any of this yesterday, huh jerkwads?---

Tommy Hanson

Maybe Freeman can play 1st a while tonight…

Can we have a homer

before this roadtrip ends? Just one is all I ask.

will heyward reach .300

and if he does will he be denied ROY

Everyone knows the Marlins deserve it.

the Marlins?

the whole team?

That’s what those bleepers in the Marlins’ booth think.

I want him to get up to .900 OPS.

Anyone notice...

..with these throwback ballcaps for the Pirates…the shot from the back of the mound, it looks like they’re wearing swimming caps.

bases loaded again

there has to be a grand slam sooner or later…

ugh

so much for that :/

I hate it when he swings on the very first pitch. It look so unprofessional!

Philly up 10-0…(as if we care)

Bleep, Associate Bob died.

Lee's perfect night

no longer perfect. The jinx prevailed.

:(

It's all good.

In the future, just impose your jinxing powers on the other team.

LOB

though we’re crushing the bucs now, the amount of people LOB still bothers me..a lot

Freddie & Brooksy in

You know, if Bobby wanted to get a look at Glaus at 3B, this would be the time to do it …

I’d rather try him in this game rather than at home vs the Cardinals.

Braves RISP is 5-15….

Aka .3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333334

That’s terrible.

take lowe out...

no need for him to pitch anymore…save the elbow for later in sept

It's nice to see you freddie!
this team is makin me happy
wow. i just arrived and we are winning 9-1

who is the MVP so far, it seems Lowe is doing what he knows tonight. Being a WINNAR.

Lowe, Lee and Infante are all MVPs tonight.

MVPS:

DLee
Lowe
Prado
Infante
Agonz

wow too many mvps
game not over yet
you really are optimistic
pretty solid all around team effort tonight

everyone has been on base. Got to give the MVP to Lowe tonight though. Got out of a jam in the 1st, then settled in and pitched a solid game

Just 14 hits in 6 innings against the Pirates? This is clearly not a playoff team.

i boycotted the game and TC today cuz i was scared shitless to look at the score but i had to take a peek and now I'm in such a better mood
Lowe really came up huge for us tonight

he gets a pat on the back and night free of criticism from me.

Poor Mac. Robbed.

Oh Ankiel

You strikeout so much…

LH Francoeur strikesout again.

Lookey there – another K for Ankiel

(only the 2nd one for us tonight)

ricK anKiel!!!!!!

I’m shocked he just struck out……

Proctor & Ross now in

AWESOME performance by Lowe.

Guess all the panic-mongering and speculation about his elbow looks pretty idiotic about now.

it's still a cause for concern though

just because he had 1 good outing doesn’t mean he can’t revert back into the form he was in for the past 2 months if the pain in his elbow returns

1 for Proctor...

come on Bobby try Glaus at 3B NOW!

The Pirate’s broadcast’s sponsor is Labatt Blue Light… awesome.

I'd like KK in the 8th and 9th...

if he struggles, yank him and we’re still leading big. And you can feel justified in not using him again.

But if he did well, it might be a little confidence boost and get him in a better groove going forward.

Should we let Billy shake some cobwebs off before facing the Cards at home?

another idea...

how long has he been since his last time on the mound?

I’m thinking Florida…?

Bend over Pirates

It’s the Proctorologist!

This nickname really needs a graphic.

A surgical glove covering his mitt?

just not of him in medical action ala

Jair. That’s all I’ll say.

HaHaHa, promise. I’m not doing it at all. I’ll leave that up to the “professionals”.

Just wanted to come on and say..........

Way to go good guys! Lovin’ this!

Hey there!

Hi Yourself!!!! How ya been!?!?!??!

I’m great. Even better tonight. Good to see you join us, even if for only a little while.

How are those adorable babies of yours? (your avatar always make me smile)

Awe Thanks!

The babies are doing great! Just put the oldest to bed after playing a riveting game of UNO!:) He won:)

Saw you below (we all do it at one point or another) – UNO is fun :-)

a new day and an entirely different vibe. that’s baseball.

Gaby Sanchez 3-run HR

10-3 Phillies

8 more runs please!
FINALLY!!!

I was beginning to think the Marlins stopped playing. They just need 8 more runs…..and a better bullpen.

a much better bullpen, they suck big time

Somebody let the Braves in on that secret :(

hahahahah scott proctor 123
what's funny?
i am laughing b/c i am happy
that's always good
Nice job by Proctor!
no HR against Pirates

this team really svcks

I think Troy should homer.

walk

Well we were both wrong

unfortunately.

and both

failed

If we don't win this game I'm going to sacrifice Homer the Brave at home plate.

The baseball gods shall be pleased.

Maybin doubles

10-5 Phillies

Please happen... please happen
can we let them borrow 6 runs?
no

we need to win first

but it would give us an excuse

to use everyday venters and wags

it doesn't make a difference

ventures is going to be used everyday anyway

Marlins just like to torture us, I think.

Watch them take the lead and then immediately blow it.

Awe Thanks!

The babies are doing great! Just put the oldest to bed after playing a riveting game of UNO!:) He won:)

Hot Death Uno > Regular Uno

Regular Uno. Thats the only one I know.

Hot Death Uno

Isn’t for kids. It adds some colorful cards to the normal deck. Including my favorite the Glasnost card, forces you to play with your hand face up.

UNO is fun :-)

lol

yes, yes. also a great tool for counting and colors :)

I don't know why,

but Glaus has always been one of my favorite players. I flipped my shitaki when we got him

carved up by another journeyman lefty

a guy who’s journey included a brief stay here

Gooo Marlins!!!

10-6!!

DO IT MARLINS!!

Thats what happens when you pull all your starters and use garbage from the waiver wire in relief

I have a feeling Nate Robertson may have just pitched his last game in the majors

not looking too good on that one for us:(

Never say never!

true…Braves fans know that all too well

10-7 now!!
nevermind

MArlins friend of my information FAIL!!

GLAUSOSAUR @ 3RD

Hit it to third!

Troy at 3rd? His poor legs.

you know at least 2 balls will be hit to 3rd this inning just to test him

Baseball is a cruel mistress.

and he's saved by freeman

that was an ugly throw

yea

probably. This should be interesting

better now than in a situation that matters
what is the Dunn WHIP?

1.50

i remember when it was something like 2.5
13 walks not helping that very much

Seems odd looking at Troy’s right side.

that glove does not look like it fits

Nice pick by Freddie.

Freeman saved that so-so throw by Troy
someone notice that Nate Robertson still has the Marlins cap

in the gameday

How cool is it that fan who caught the foul ball is a BRAVES fan!

braves are owning the foul balls this game… that’s two hot shots

Dunn done did business
victorino is a prick
can't stand his smug face

It looks like a dumptruck ran over it.

Dunn has impressive number during september

18 PA, 9 K, 2 BB, 2 H. .125 opp AVG

Kimbrel, Kawakami, Wagner or Farnsworth

for the 9th?

one out each

kimbrel will strike someone out on a wild pitch

It would be nice to get the truck keys out…

Oh well, maybe he left the keys in Atlanta ;-)

Your new avatar seems to have taken the keys

HaHaHa. Blame hubby. I explained it above. He took the photo at the ballpark.

I'm too lazy to go find it.

Nice pic though.

I was standing outside the Ted, at one of those big baseballs and this is the photo my hubby took. I didn’t even crop it..it’s the actual photo. He’s a stinker.
It has COX and the #6 on the back.
He said it would be a good avatar. I’ll use it a little while before going back to my old one.

Intentional, or is he just that bad?...

makes me think of Bittersweet Motel, the Phish documentary. They were on tour, in I think Europe. Fans would seem them, ask for the picture, and they’d take one with them, having one of the band take the picture and ALWAYS leave off the heads. I laughed for a bit, and then realized, that’s a pretty dick move.

He did it intentional. There were others – using zoom – let’s just say I had to delete those off the camera LOL. For privacy reasons, I’d have cropped my head off the avatar anyway, so I figured why not use it.

yeah, us hubby’s can have a strange sense of humor at times. but so long as it makes us laugh, right?

but still... the force is strong with him....

Number of the game so far...

2! Each pitcher has two strike outs…

brought to you by the Count,...

2, 2 smacks!

ahhh “Killing them softly” correct?

for what it's worth is better though

hmm..I don’t have that one..I’ll download it and see

the first 30-45 minutes of it destroyed me...

homeless guy on a bus, aids, etc. it’s great (if you like him)

Definitely like him, have all the seasons on DVD

then you'll love it

Come on Freeman!

Freddie our last hope

for a homer.

Sigh

Well we will make up for it in Atlanta.

Can we keep things light

By making the headline of the recap something like, “Bobby Cox out to derail Infante’s batting title hopes” Then write like 3 paragraphs on the reckless decision to put conrad in for him. Then like 3 sentences about the game? You’re just gonna do a series recap right after you can talk about everything else there.

c'mon marlins!
1 down :(

herdon suxxxx, rally!

bigfoot in for the 9th

Good call to get Martinez in for the 9th.

Those guys have gotten 3 foul balls already I think. Having fun.

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best comment of the night

do not get?

I think its a guy hitting a baseball….or its a lightsaber

I do not approve of this leadoff double.
Or the double after that.

perhaps a bit more stern please

No more Drama dammit!
you got a problem with Drama?

As a matter of fact – right now – YES

warm kimbrel and wags up
1 on, 1 out for the Marlins

Gabby is up

LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!! LETS GO DOLPHINS!!… OH WAIT… we’re talking about baseball?

harmless pop up for Gabby
Hello all!

Just got done being raped by an accounting test and wanted to drop in to see if anyone on here had killed themselves yet. Glad to see the boys actually are playing like they are suppose to!

c´mon DP

Hit and run by Pirates. Lineout to Glaus and tag the runner

I wanna see a diving grab by Glaus :)
really?

I would like him to be able to walk the rest of the season

Cards losing 7-1.

Giants winning 1-0
braves up 9-2
your point?

We control our destinyyyyy

and how has that worked for us the last 2 weeks?

I would say I want to see the Giants and Padres lose too

It’s worked pretty well for us this season, I’d say

haha

it wasnt an attack i post other scores all the time, just thought it was amusing, and im pretty psyched about it

Giants winning 1-0 in the second

well, no DP. Diving catch of Glaus for the last out
Wags and KK warming up
Come on Kenny...

nope, Bobby with the fake

Great play by Freddie
bad play by Martinez

why cant we just end a game without any dramatics?

what are you doing?

Martinez

Dang good pick right there!

Where was Martinez????

Gotta cover the bag Martinez

great play by Freddie.

nice play there by glaus too

This team. This damn team.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

funny story, true story

our high school football highlight tape started with that line as it showed us walking down the hill before a game. i thought it was an odd choice

I INSIST that we STOP THIS
Kenny geets a chance, then Wags
we can never end a game without dramatics lately

it will continue to come back to bite us in the ass

Bobby heard you.

I hate we can’t rest our BP – but this move had to be made.

That was a good pitch, just some luck there!

Jim Joyce

does not let games end on 1B

poor terry stotts
i agree

would have been much better than woodson

this.

this this this… hahaha

he has learned the lesson
Wagner?

are you kidding me?

i like it

bobby has ceased fucking around

Billy getting the rust off before heading back home to face Cardinals.

Is a good thing IMO.

feel better now?

I love it when a man follows directions :-)

This took a while...

break 2510 please

 Billy restores order. 3 pitch K.

RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS JUST WOKE UP FROM HIS LABOR DAY NAP AND WAIT WHAT.... SECOND PLACE? RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS IS NOT AMUSED

llamasaurus doesnt nap

he waits

I missed the entire game

but came into the open thread just to see his rainbow llamasaurusness.

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LOL 3 strikes STFD!
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, PHILLIES!!!

hmmm ... winning a baseball game.

perhaps the guys should do that more often.

Finally, a cookie!

Winning is FUN - let's do it again!

I know its late, but was cooking

BRAVES WIN!!

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