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Open Thread 8/24: Braves at Rockies 2.0

The "hey gang, let's not swing at the first or second pitch in every at bat" thread!

Braves trail 2-1.

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WHOOO LETS GO BRAVES!

“Breaks Heltons bat and breaks the rockies hearts”

Oh Chip you’re so poetic.

Nominate the man for a....

something.

Maybe if the Rockies weren't winning in the fifth inning....

A bit dramatic

I CAN HAS RUNZ?
6th inning

time to runs

At least we only have 1 LOB!!

*cup half full

Go go gadget offense.
Terry Pendleton

Does not like this thread name

LOTSOFRUNZTHREAD

DLowe...a man who follows my Open Thread rules.
We should have named it : every braves hitter goes deep thread
Lowe

showing the team how it is done

Oh well, let's try puppy power...

YESSS WE WIN WE WIN!
MORE PUPPIES

Photobucket

WE WIN TOMORROW TOO!!!!

Sooo darn cute.

Did someone say PUPPIES?

You know, the Braves should score

because of the sheer cuteness of this pitcure

That's not a strike.
There's been a lot of those against the Braves this series
Ball 6, more like it.
Chase Utley strikes out.

Wow, Lowe’s been on base twice today.

Lowe for lead-off
Glad TP was checking TC in between innings
Lowe

lead off walk

that was not strike
Utley Ks in bottom 10th.
and lowe has been our best hitter tonight

besides the gonzo homer

Lowe - let's get him in Omar!

Lowe OBP machine tonight
Omart

engage auto-bunt

You guys better be patient. De La Rosa suddenly can’t throw a strike, no reason to swing.

Joe Simpson guessed Shane Victorino for the trivia question

LOLZZZZZZZZZZ

Not a bad guess with all the time Utley and Howard have missed.

Werth?

Victorino is a terrible guess

These idiot announcers didnt think Pujols was leading in SB's ?
I found it

surprising myself

we must be dumb

I really hope you're being sarcastic
Uhm

That kind of surprises me too. Pujols isn’t the kind of guy you think to steal bases or lead his team in steals.

One of three players to lead his team in HR and SB

One of the other ones is currently trotting in from left field

Or rather, he is standing in LF
c´mon patience

this guy is wild

The Astros pitcher

His ERA went from 9.00 to 7.71 just by striking out Utley. I take it he hasn’t pitched much.

Remember when Moylan’s ERA was like 163.00?

Too bad his name won’t change to “A Mediocre” or “A Decent” for the performance.

striking out the great Chase Utley is worth more than the average out

Utley

is worth 3 hitters

2.1 innings pitched counting the utley K
We got the trivia question right and the announcers didnt, haha
IHMOTEP

get nasty!

horrible................
Another Vidro...
christ

helton came off the bag

Surely

his foot came off the bag

I stand corrected

good call :/

Guys, let’s hit into a double play every inning!

3 Vidros in 6 innings.

Good Grief.

these umpires.....
Correct call just now....
fuck another vidro are you serious?
Good play Helton
naw he was out dang good call

love beating the ball into the ground at coors field

Raises the frustration level a bit doesn’t it?

Between the Stros blowing the lead and our offensive ineptness again its been a pretty frustrating night

No complaints on that one

He was out at first.

Here comes the Heyward K...

he’ll look at a few down the middle, and then swing at the balls.

Are you just in a bad mood today?

Well it happened in both of his previous ABs…

Yeah, sorry about that. I just got to the game and I didn’t see that he already K’d twice.

We shoudl trade him to New York for Francoeur

While he still has value.

And Manaya for next year.

Well the DP's are keeping our LOBster's low...

now i feel like all the other teams that we beat.

3 or 2 vidros

still depressing no matter how you add it up

how do we struggle against non contending teams so much?
although rockies could make a run
we just

struggle on the road period

The Rockies are that way too

They actually have a better record vs. .500+ teams than below .500 teams at last count

Sometimes we just play too good
sweet inning...
Way to make him work there Jason
runz thread failz in the 6th

what an inning

Well, Jason’s would have been too if not Prado.

infante*

Yep, you’re right. Fail me again. I really should just read at this point. LOL

come on this is redic

What happened to NO MORE DRAMA?

We're making De La Rosa

Look like a Cy Young candidate.

joining the ranks of

jamie Moyer and Scott Olsen

insert

generic left handed starter

We do this every time we face a middle of the road starter
as we do most 4th or 5thers
He's not really a 4th starter
lift the ball...we're playing at Coors...fly balls are HRs here
Or lines drives

they’re hits here

Chill its only the 6th inning

true, gotta wait till 7th

it would be cool to have a lead in the early innings just to shake things up a bit

RISP still 0-0

who is the fucking pitcher of the other team? Nolan Ryan?

at least the Stros are out of the inning.... oh wait
this isnt a conference call hinkle!! im actually in the room

I think the open thread needs some therapy. We are collectively really really negative

Just watch what happens when we take the lead.

Happiness abounds.

are you watching the game?
I Astros reliever has the word "bad" in his last name
Wow

that was killed

3 outs for the Phillies!
That is what you call a bomb folks
Yea... We should have pinch hit for DLowe last inning...
This teammmmmmmm'

Lookey – non ground balls go a loooooong way.
Imagine that.

glad bobby left him in the game. its not like he got hammered last inning or anything

were gonna drop a series to the rockies?????

They’re a good team…

They are barely above .500. They are not a good team !!
They are at Coors Field

That has to be taken into account, especially when the game actually is different home vs. away, rather than it just being a psychological difference. Only the Braves have a better home record in MLB

Chill out

We’re only down 2 in the 6th inning

Are you watching the fucking game?
Yes.

And we look like shit. But 2 runs is nothing in this park and if we can get De La Rosa out of the game it’ll be a whole new story. I’m frustrated too, but people like you are talking like we’re getting blown out.

It's theoretically possible that we could get swept.

It wouldn’t be the first time. Don’t act surprised.

So Lowe gets out of a bases loaded jam last inning then the first batter the next inning gives up a HR. Beautiful.

That ball just landed in my f’ing living room.

granted we're at coor's

but damnit dLowe gives up so many fucking HRs for a damn groundball pitcher

straight ball, i hit it very good
Time for everday.

I vote we never play in Coors again. It is, in plain language, stupid.

Who’s with me?

I am with you!
That ball

Was gone in any park.

what about the atmosphere?

That doesn't add 50 feet to batted balls

Come on. If that were the case, Jason Hammel would have hit six by now.

2-1 looks much better now....
stupid ballpark
Calling a hunter pence homer

just because

Sanchez just layed down a perfect bunt

And was out by 5 feet. Why bunt?

Can the Astros just please WIN?!?!?!?
Dont worry everyone

Angel Sanchez is up for the Stros… start strohitting machine….

Their home and road record looks similar to Atlanta's.

and you just said they’re not a good team. So yeah…

I was thinking the same thing
except our road is not that bad
our home record is better than theirs and our road record is slightly better.

Our road record would be a bit better if we could learn how to get a lead and keep it and/or score early in games.
We seem to play from behind more than not.
We hardly ever make the SP work hard and ours are always under pressure to make no mistakes.

Chip and Joe talkinga bout the Rockies horrible road record when we ourselves can't win on the road. LOL.
It's like they aren't watching this game
It's hilarious. Does anyone find the irony in this ?
Well chip just tried to inject some knowledge...

But then they agreed the braves are nothing like the rockies

They have a point

Rockies: 25-40
Braves: 29-35

After this game, assuming we lose, the Braves are 27 above .500 at home and 7 below. 500 on the Road. Rockies would be 20 above .500 at home and 15 below on the road.
And Braves will have won 15 more games at home than on the road, and the Rockies will have won 15 more games at home than on the road.
lowe blows and needs to stop being a starter
wow 3 runs!

he suckzzzz

Coors Field should have dimensions like

450 ft LF and RF
575 ft CF
and mlb should allow teams play with 4 outfielder

Yeah Joe, the Braves are Jekyll and Hyde too you dummy.
hola all

May I see some identification please?

what...

did mastermike sneak in here….???

Hola everybody...

How we doing here? Besides you know… our highest paid player by far being our worst starter.

only given up 3 runs, not that bad
So whats our hypothetical playoff rotation?

Hudson, JJ, Tommy, and throw in Minor/Lowe when necessary?

i doubt we see minor pitching… he’s a rookie…

I'll say this again, like I've said a thousand times...

There’s no way Lowe isn’t in the playoff rotation…

I don’t necessarily approve of it, but everybody is going to have a much easier time if you start accepting that he’s going to be there now instead of later.

Yeah as long as Huddy shaves that beard

My guess for Bobby

Huddy, Lowe, JJ, Tommy

If it was me

Huddy, Tommy, JJ, Lowe

my preference....

Game 1 Hudson, Game 2 JJ, Game 3 (If we are 1-1 or 2-0) Hanson (if 0-2) Hudson, Game 4 Tommy or Hudson.

Interesting that the Marlins have the 3rd best road record in the NL
they can´t play with 3 or 4 fans in their ballpark
they only play good in front of a crowd

They’re just happy to be playing in front of more than 5 people and some seagulls.

Houston

getting the soft bloop hits going now

Can we get some runs now please!
Pence single!
I really can't blame DLowe tonight...

3 runs at coors is hardly awful. Our offense on the other hand…

I kind of agree… and the first homerun was something else

good point...

i still don’t feel comfortable when he pitches though

again

making an average pitcher look great…..

2 men on for astros

Come on Michaels, get revenge on your former team.

How many damn players are on the opposite team tonight?

I'm ready to be Rawdogged.
Well if no one else is going to take it...

TWSS

don’t worry we’ll get him soon… i think

I don’t think we will until he’s out of the game. It’s not like we’re hitting them right at guys. We’ve had two hard hit balls all night.

Joe said only guy to reach 2nd was the homer.

If you chase JDLR, I guarantee you that you'll get Matt Belisle

I say this with complete seriousness. You don’t want to face Matt Belisle. According to Fangraphs, he is the most valuable relief pitcher in MLB

just imagine if we would facing a team with this staff during playoff

CC. Sabathia
Cliff Lee
David Price

or
Scot Olsen
Jamie Moyer
Chris Narverson
Randy Wolf??

I don’t understand what you’re saying…

We make group 2 look like the aces

im just saying what would happen if we face a rotation with full lefty during playoff
Left handers

destroy us

Ah

My lefty / righty inventory knowledge sucks

How long is this guy gonna pitch?

as long as people keep swinging at his junk
only at 78 pitches
Chris Johnson has been good lately, well this half
As shitty

as my fantasy team has been, he was a great pickup I made right around the ASG

Good lord Martin

that was fugly.

why our players are swinging all those balls in dirt?
i think

is because the hate those gray uniforms….

Alright ump....that's not a fucking strike.
Micheals

GIDP, inning over

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND Astros fail.
we shoulda capitalized more on the prado infante heyward show last night

It can’t happen the whole series

Pence got doubled off second

Thats awesome…

wow............. should have just struck out and put johnson up there
and another

goes down

It's like watching a segment of "that's nasty"
we aren't afraid to K on the slider on the shoetops
Okay...have a good night everybody

this isn’t worth my time on the last night of summer.

DEBBBBBBBBBBBBIE!!!!

When is Lee going to not suck?

Well, our SPs shouldn’t see 3 runs as Mt. Rushmore of offense.
Our offense has failed IMO more than Lowe tonight.

sheesh

what is going on with Lee?

Are we just tired?

that’s what it looks like

Need more oxygen.

Astro Lee is winning more games for us than Braves Lee
Hey, pessimist

gtfo.

Hey now. He’s got a point.

Astros Lee cant win anything for us. Hence the "Astros"

He can beat the Phillies.

Ok?

Thats a win for the Astros.

He is hurt?

huzzah?

De la rosa hurt!

new spark haha

take him out Tracy!!!
Not to wish for an injury....

But I hope he’s hurt.

I hope he’s just barely hurt, not enough to get pulled but enough to start hanging some breaking balls.

lol
ajcbraves
3 mins
Since Alex Gonzalez homered in second inning, only Lowe has reached base for #Braves (he had a single and a walk)
Looks like Matt Diaz took that personally
abad is still in for stros

Talk about a bad name for a baseball player.

Nyuk Nyuk.

were about to drop a game :(
come on Gonzo!!!
oh my god a hit?

Come on Gonzo, go deep twice.

c´mon Gonzalez

what about 1st multhr game as a Braves

whatttt runner on 2nd now
wild pitch

RISP… uh oh

nice gif but that's good for us

come on AGon Tie up this game!

wow, our first RISP chance of the game

seabass seabass seabass

fackkkk he ate that

Homer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait… did this actually happen or are you just saying that?

i was cheering, i realised the confusion right after i said that

Come on, ground out to end the inning.

/anti-jinx

Take, take….

For his inability to take...

he can make contact.

Good result – he got us closer!

Yeah, Gonzo!

What a pimp.

YES!!!

1 for 1 with RISP!!!

new

Braves record

Alex gonzalez

line drive single… nice

at least one guy is playing offense
Atta boy AGON!!!
YES ALEX is a hero
Time for

a Melky Choppah to the wall

“I gotta do this all by myself, don’t I?”

GONE-ZO

Yunel who?

Come on MVP!

hit a chopping double somewhere

wow 20 rbi in August
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONZO

My one hope for the Astros/Phillies game is that, even if the Phillies have to win, hopefully the game lasts 20 innings and their bullpen gets depleted for the next week.

Good point

Getting their bullpen some extra work can’t hurt for the stretch run

c´mon Melky, just hit a flyball
yea, with two outs.
Flyball at coors field = 75% HR
Well

we need 100% HR for it to count.

dammit

more chop Melky

wow melky

gone cold

And the patented Melky Choppah...

/sigh

Braves are 100% w/ RISP tonight!

maybe the first time all year

now we just need 2 more RISP and a lock down bullpen

Melky and his "choppah's" really piss me off..
why the fuck

does he always swing at the first pitch

I think you mean second
that was the 2nd pitch
and he took the 1st pitch for a ball
He didnt.
oh shit

good point. I’m the dumb one – not melky. missed the first pitch watching phillies gameday.

Question...

what is Melky’s contract?

http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2005/01/atlanta-braves_15.html
So gone after this year?
well...

they could resign him..

They could...

or they could give Matt Young a shot?

$3.1mil, but $500k paid by the Yankees

Wonder what the ground ball outs (vs) fly ball outs ratio is for us tonight?
I know we’ve had 3 DPs.

12 GB, 1 FB according to mlb.com

Thank You.

No thank you.

That’s sooooo bad for Coors. Yikes

?????

I mean… if you’re at Coors at least try to put the ball in the air and if you hit one maybe it’ll carry… instead of smacking it into the ground.

ohh, I thought they were talking about Lowe

my bad.

Oh it’s horrendous.
I was expressing the appreciate for the effort of posting the info.

Mmhmm i understand that! Hahaha
de la Rosa has been getting 58% ground balls, more even than Derek Lowe

So it’s partially due to the pitcher

I like cutting it down to 1.

Still got some work to do, boys.

on to the 12th

for Hou and Phi

abad has pitched well
very well

came outta nowhere

Lets go Bravosss!

we got young out :)

Woohoo! We got Young out!

dumb EY

thanks for giving yourself up

i hope chris johnson crushes one…

Chris Johnson

about to bust out a 90 yard run

he is going to be dirty next year
He was dirty last year

and at ECU

Nice, a lot of my family went to ECU, cept for me
You guys stole

Alfy Hill… somehow he does not qualify at Alabama, but he does at ECU..

someone should

tell that dude to take a shower..

i disagree

nobody’s ever repeated a season like that, and the titans have said they wont be giving him over 400 touches again

what?

that game was last night haha

Rockie fans are probably thinking

2.16 ERA? didn’t think anyone other than Jimenez could get that low

24 hours

too late

Abad struck out 4
Minor struck out 12.
in relief in extra innings vs the Phillies?
In my dream, yeah.
haha that would be nice

But that Abad guy just did that, pretty impressive

although Mike>Abad

why does melky take bad routes?

Cue the circus music Melky...
Was it hit that hard

or is Melky just slow to react

hit hard.. but Melky still read it wrong
Not a good angle Melky...
In Soviet Russia

comeback comes to you.

Never thought I'd see the day where pitchers want to face Helton.
Melky needs to be drug tested
Add De La Rosa to this group

Jamie Moyer
John Danks
Mark Buerle
Randy Wolf
Chris Narverson
Scott Olsen
JA Happ
John Lannan
Tom Gorzelanny

Danks is actually pretty damn good….the others….not so much

Buehrle?

not so much

this season

His ERA/FIP are right at if not below career numbers
Um...Buehrle?

De la Rosa is also very good when healthy

Buehrle is really not that good....

Seriously, looks at his numbers, he is very inconsistent, I’d compare him very closely to Lowe

Buerle had a perfect game...
Lowe has thrown a no-hitter

Some guys just have their nights

What is the most essential element in the production of above-ground leafy growth?
Hmmm... not sunlight?
Alright.. Cue comeback!!!
c´mon Offense

time to runs

I want HITS/RUNS and I want 'em now.

POINTS POINTS POINTS POINTS POINTS
COME ON BOYS LET'S DOOOO IT!!!!
Don't know if it has been mentioned yet

but Bobby said that KK is going back to the pen when he comes up in September

poor KK

left to rot

I GOTTA FEELIN

that…eh

Do NOT Jinx him Chip!

single for stros
BIG MAC

On deck!!

Matt Belisle is a former Braves minor?

I would fancy one of the Atlanta athletes completing a circuit of the running targets during this segment of the contest.

Raw Dog

down swinging

that was ball three

Big macccccccccc
HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP HEAP

GET IT STARTED COME ON!!!

Runners on 1st and 2nd for the Stros
HEAPPPPPPPPPPP
GOOD JOB HEAP LET'S GET SOME AUTO-SINGLE ACTION NOW!!!

AHHHH CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

I wonder why

the Rockies did not use the shift

You never go inside on Heap
Auto-single

engage

We've got the right people coming up.

Let;s go!

…for a double play…

come on autoRAKE!

Come on Omar…. we need ya to do it again.

Oh, he did it again.

lets go autoooo
btw 2 runners on bourn up
Bourn up...

2 on and 2 out

out..

inning over

FAIL FAIL FAIL
Even Chip sounded disgusted at that one...

Unbefuckinglievable

fuck..bourn out and infante double play…

bourn please do something dirty
4 DPs tonight. Beating OURSELVES

Sounds like a lonely night.
Hou and Phi

to the bottom of the 12th still tied

Yikes.

Good thing we love the ninth inning. I BELIEVE@!!!

This is pitiful.

Michael Bourn hates winning
if the Phillies lose though

It hurts, but not as much

You are aware of the odds of that happening?

Never know

Marlins have won the World Series twice

Heyward, Prado and Lee...

can’t complain about who we got coming up for the bottom of the 9th.

you can when they should have been up in the 8th
Braves get last at bat

on the road?

oops...

*top 9th

Theyll use a lefty on Heyward… Prados been bad… Lee who knows

Prados been bad?
since coming off the DL

he has

a line of .393/.469/.607 since coming off the DL (before tonight) says different

I guess he has been getting his hits

just not with RISP… but what else is new

hahaha

hahahahaha, ur funny

Prado 0 for 3 tonight, GIDP

did he get a spanking?
Prado is batting .393 since coming back
its coors uppercut the damn ball it will go out!
This is a game we should lose

Last night was a game we should have won… stoopid umps

We need to get this win

I hate close races

Go Arkansas state

wooo!!

Nice

to see Saito. Feels like its been so long

its the top of the Phils lineup haha
and another young RP
not to nay-say but

the astros have a dude in with a 7 ERA

Abad had a 9 era
who has gotten 2 outs
how many outs were there when rollins hit that HR?
different pitcher
Utley with an ASTROhit
era is 6.48 now
I'd like to look at that baseball

Pitch not pounded in the dirt = man on base.

WTH??
"This looks like a strike coming in.... time please!"
seriously these umps are killing me
you can't give him time right there!!!
He literally called for it in Saito's windup
any reason

why Saito’s last game was August 17th?

he needs a lot of rest to be at his best, but that seems to not rly be the case anymore

So much BS
pretty much

altitude is making the umps stupid

Pitching Giambi up

NO.

Goin to the 13th in Philly
need a vidro

get the ball down Saito

I'm feelin

A Double Play

Is anyone else's thread running really slow?

Not this one. The other one was.

hou and Phi

to the 13th

Ryan Howard

0-6 tonight

Pence homer

gotta happen

Baez in for Phils…LOL

Chip – stop talking homers when the other team is at bat!

Have a seat Good Sir!
I thought that was the 3rd out :(

Even if Philly wins, it’s nice to get their bullpen some extra work.

I'm embarrased about this but I trust you guys so I'm just going to come out and say it...

I had no idea Jason Giambi was a Rockie

he has been with them

since last year

He also started for almost a full month this season with Helton on the DL
me either

I was looking at the screen trying to figure out who it was when the Rockies announcers said “Here comes the big guy”

Does anyone know who is pitching on sunday?? That will be my first ever Braves game.

Lowe I believe
Nope

It’s Hudson vs Josh Johnson

That's a winner of a first game.
Pretty sure

they just said Lowe on Sunday… Minor will be skipped

pretty sure that's not right

I read somewhere that they’re skipping Minor, Hanson is going friday, Huddy saturday, and Lowe sunday

Im going to my second one against the Cardinals :)

Careful here Saito….

you have got to be kidding me

Wow...

that hurts

What else could go wrong?

Don’t say that. Grand slam?

3 (But he's now on 1st base)

pretty sure

that is going to cost us a run

Defense Fail
pitching fail.
Strike... out...?
Saito was setup to throw outside corner...
did brian not see it?
he was calling for outside and low..

Saito went hight and inside.. That was Saito’s bad there..

Gameday says strike three and every body is freaking out...

This can only mean one thing, and it’s going to make me angry..

Gameday still wants to claim the inning is over since there was a strike out... but I'm just assuming that isn't the case...
Just when you don't think it can get any harder to hang on....

wow

he is not giving that call is he?

Now the zone shrinks….

And another pitch = 2 runs.
Like always.

and there it is...
there

is the ball game

i think gameday just shit its pants
what...hapened?

crappy defense

Can i not get specifics?

Strike out…passed ball for Mac reaches 1st
Bases Loaded single by Dexter Fowler 2RBIs
5-2 Rockies
3 more outs
Today is Tuesday

shoulda had someone else warming up and come in
I mean

he only struck out the side

3 men on, hasn't played in a while... at least have someone warming up
Just like Betancourt yesterda
Not gonna lie if I wasnt at work I'd turn this off right now
and Phillies gonna win it in bott 13th?
The 2010 Atlanta Braves...

Finding new and more painful ways to break GameDay with every game.

that's on Mac right there
I can't wait for the Braves to get out of this place
wow. Rockies score w/ 3 strikeout
why don't you bring in wags to pitch to fowler, and now cargo?
we are losing

?

well

we WERE down by 1

yeah but you dont bring your closer

in the 8th when you are losing on the road

why not?
Because when you get the lead

who pitches the bottom of the ninth etc

the closer again, or the setup man.

Well

Venters makes sense..

Not sure we ask Wags to go two innings at his age

Who pitches tomorrow ?
jurrjens

I believe

Yup

vs Esmil Rodgers

..we've come back from more than 3 down...just saying
This is horrible
This

is going to happen every once in and while when we play catch-up EVERY GAME

Done for the night

Night everyone

Braves always finding a new way to allow oponent to score
"I'm sorry Takashi... Striking out the side... not quite good enough."
So I literally just said this to my two buddies right now

“I bet you anything they score again here and the philllies win it in 13th”

We’re half way home…

Well if the Phillies win we’ll come back and win too.

you cant turn it off

can you

It’s on at the place we’re eating…so i guess not

Ok if we don't come back in the 9th then this is just horrible. Another .500 or below road trip.
Chances philly wins it Btm of the 13th?
I say this again

If somehow the Phillies lose… it is sucks, but is okay

I really think we're going to have to get home field throughout the playoffs in order to go all the way.
Hey its that guy that raped us last night

1 pitch…. really?

Is there a way this team hasn’t figured out how to fuck up these past few weeks?

hey!

let’s rally, shall we.

I hate to say this...

but this offense is fuckin baddd as of right now, i mean JORGE DE LA ROSA!!!! not Wainwright or CC or Josh Johnson, but De La Roas shit all over us! Philly will likely win as we will likely lose(pending another incredible comeback)

I know how it is here, the people who get aggravatedthat the team doesn’t score and they come and say it and all the people who see nothing wrong make fun of them… I know how everything is here, but I just wanna say this offense is BAD and DLEE hasn’t done shit!

Lets go gettem tommorow and hopefully keep Philly at 2.5 games back!

this offense can´t hit lefties
De la Rosa is criminally underrated
we seem to find

a lot of those pitchers

he really isn't anything all that special
Check his peripherals last year

He was top 30 in MLB in WAR last year. 4th highest K rate among all MLB lefties and set the Rockies franchise record for K rate two straight years

he's not bad

but when we do this to every damn lefty pitcher/pitcher on the road, you gotta say its something to do with the offense

We suck against bad pitchers…. end of…. Look what we did to the freak and strusburg

we can beat aces, but the guys we can’t beat aren’t aces.. Plus lefties = poison.

Our offense is good occasionally. Every 20 games or so we'll haev a 10 run game, but every game in betweent that our offense sucks.
exactly we score 16 one game against a solid pitcher

then against another solid pitcher we score 1 run

Heyward with the WTP
Heyward is getting too inconsistent

reaching 9 straight times but now he may go 4-25 or something

Honestly

It’s because Terry Pendleton is a HORRIBLE hitting coach

that has little to do with it IMO
seriously???

Then how come everytime someone comes to Atlanta they never hit near as well as they did before they got here???

adam laroche last year
true dat and Sea Bass
nate mcclouth
seems like your argument goes both ways
Well, if you think TP is good thats fine

But I don’t, agree to disagree

hire chipper lol

hey look

that purple dinosaur (not Barney) is back… I hate that guy

I hate how I wanna say

Lets get back to ATL now.

Street pitching his 3rd night in a row… can we make sure he’s sharp before swinging?

NOOOO NOT DINGER THE ANNOYING POLKA DOTTED PURPLE DINOSAUR
Phils have 1 on 1 out.

GO ASTROS

So now it 's up to the guy who has struck out 8 times in his 18 bats with the Braves.
What the fuck was he swinging at?
the rockies are annoying

but they aren’t making the playoffs IMO

Well if the Braves can't win on the road

neither will they (at least go far in the playoffs)

Oh boy...

Lee is our last chance.. As he watches one down the middle

and can’t catch up with another one down the middle

man another night

and another bs strikezone

Derrek Lee

bringing the Cubs curse…

Lee

can not catch up to the fastball, game over

He really can’t hit a fastball to save his life.

how many runs we had scored for our SPs?

it´s seems like 0, 1 or 2
we won, scoring 16 and 13 runs, but almost all of those runs were scored when the bullpen was pitching.

I'm hitting my head to kill brain cells so I don't have to think about this...

Anybody with me?

really...?

you’re cheering at a strike like that…? It’s one game, the Rockies are like 11 games back. Wow

they won...chill its nice to win
I would be happy

to blow another team’s playoff chances

5 GB the wild card if the Phillies lose

That’s completely doable with the home heavy schedule the rest of the way

which isn't really happening atm
Anything can happen in an extra inning game

Especially considering the Phillies just put in their last bullpen arm

you do realize

that they are playing the astros? most AAA teams could beat them…

Anything can happen in an extra inning game

You don’t think Carlos Lee can go deep on a David Herndon? Houston wins games now and again too. There are four teams with worse records in the NL

he’s not in the game…plus, they did that when they still had oswalt…

I didn't see Lee had been pulled

And they are 11-10 in August without Oswalt. They have been better without him

a number of those being the mets and pirates...
6-8 against others

Mets still have a better record than Astros

that was from a first half performance

of them playing over their heads…they have been one of the worst teams in the second half

There's just no winning with you is there?

All I’m saying is the Astros have a legitimate chance to score one run in this game before the PHilliees do

i'm just trying to be difficult

haha

/vent frustrations by arguing
I hear ya

Onto the 15th

You realize...

A) This is baseball.
B) They won last night.
C) They’ve made it to the 14th tonight already.

They just beat the team with the record best record in the NL

Feel important!

Man, the Padres just can't buy love

They are 2.5games ahead

hahaha oh man

I meant to type “second best record” and for some reason instead of second I typed record twice… FAIL

I hope we don't see anymore "sweep" predictions on the Series Previews again.

.

.

Oh it’s looking like a sweep alright

DLEE MADE CONTACT! WOOHOOO
Go Braves (sarcasm)
lets go stros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
another

road loss with a horrible offense

ugh

trying to decide who i want to blame for this Saito outing.

Saito, Bobby or the umpires

mccann
Mac called for low and outside..

Saito threw high and inside. Not completely Mac’s fault

Mac

and the ump

Weren’t we already behind a run before mac messed up?

how was that Mac's fault

saito threw way up and in and mccan was set up far outside

yea

but there were a good three pitches that should’ve been called strikes in the inning before that

well

thats why i said i dont know who to blame.

o my apologies...

i misread…i thought u were asking how was it the ump’s fault

this offense is aniemec

spelling fail?

gotta cheer them on hardcore
GREAT PREDICTION OF THE SWEEP LOL!!!!
Going to the 14th inning
TOP 14TH rang him up
I'd root for the Astros but that will probably just make them lose...
Has Derrick Lee done anything since coming over?

He seems like a rally killer to me so far

Certainly hasn’t taught us how to spell his name

Your so witty

GRAMMAR PATROL!

oh BURNED!
Oh really?

Because I mis-spelled Derrek…a f-ed up way to spell it to begin with? I have better things to do that to work about my blogging comments getting graded for spelling.

'worry' about
I think King was mostly being sarcastic...

And I was just prodding you with a little KNEE SLAPPER!

someone just doesn't understand

and the fact that I used “burned” should’ve made it even more obvious

I think its better described as being 'snarky'
is that word in the dictionary?
Suprisingly yes

I like turtles.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR TURTLE OBSESSION!
You guys got some real winners over here
over... where?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

the news lady...

how the fuck do i responde to that?

I can’t believe she didn’t burst out laughing. The kid was so out of it.

that couldn't have made less sense
we finally bring in a big bat

and he blows…idk what to say about this team, one day we score 16 then it takes 7 games to score 16 runs combined…

give him time
I'm all for this...

But we may be starting to run out of time.

like 2-20

with 9 k’s…great start, and give him time? we got little time we only have 35 or so games left and every game is extremely important

Certainly no better than Glaus or Hinske
no worries

the phils will lose…i mean we just lost

Of course. That’s the rule now.

As long as Heap, Lee etc heat up in time for the Playoffs

We will be fine

wow can't wait to go for the sweep!
lee freaking blows too btw
too early to say

but he sure isn’t getting a large Braves fanbase

since August 9 (Astros Series), our SPs only got 4 wins

1 for JJ
1 for Hudson
2 for Minor

the offense really sucks, during the first 6 innings

Wow I knew it was bad

but man, the Braves really need to hang a crooked number up in the first to give them a chance to just breeze or at least give the starters a breather

JHEY...idk what to say

I mean 1 series he is unstoppable next series he can’t hit, hopeffully he can be more consistent for the future

huh?

he had a 3 hit night last night.

is he supposed to go 4-4 every night or something?

0 for last 6 with 3-4 K's

obviously this could be the start of a cold streak

Micheals

oozes fail

Was I the only one that had a bad feeling about this series?

Not saying I feel this way just because of the first 2 games, but I just felt like getting the Rockies in Coors was a classic trap series…

not too worried

won’t face that field in the playoffs

ummmm

they are 5 gms back of wild Card pending tonights game phillies and stros

I meant every game

my apologies

oh and we are so far from the playoffs why would you even say that?
It wasn't the potential playoff match-up or whatever

It was just a feeling that the Braves were going to have a tough time playing this team at home while the Phils get the Astros

Who they are struggling with
CHRIS JOHNSON

is clutch

Tommy Manzella is not
pity on Chris, only decent hitter they have besides pence
Stros using a reliever ever 2 innings, Phils every inning

Phils have no more relievers available.

is it bad that I feel like I’m watching the Braves when I watch hou tonight?

BMAC also shit the bed

a fastball blown by the catcher? thats a first possibly…get em tommorow we got our 2nd ace going so we can win!

Seriously let's win a game and get out of here
Phillies have used eight pitchers...

How many they got left?

none

They only have starters left.

Maybe they put in Ryan Howard to pitch
0-6 4ks behind the plate...

Why not see if he can get it done on the mound?

Lowe (11-12)

Braves record vs. LHP 22-22 and vs. RHP 51-31. That is all.

22-22?

That’s SO MUCH better than I thought it was.

wow 3 Inn for this guy
hopefully Houston can give us a huge favor
I kind of hope we run out of relievers vs another team that also runs out of relievers some day...

Just so we can be like BOOM RICK ANKIEL WHAT UP?!?!?

that would be awesome
that'd be my love

he comes in throwing 95…awesome

It would be my favorite regular season moment of the year...

Probably behind JHey opening day and Raw Dawgs Slam…

doesn't Raw Dawg have 2 slams?
obviously the Reds one but i think he has 2
Yeah he had another vs the Marlins...

But I think when i say THE SLAM we know which one I’m talking about.

oh i know the Slam
I'd feel better starting Ankiel over Lowe
+10

He’s still the only pitcher on the staff with an ERA above 4 isn’t he?

Minor if you count him

and KK if you countt him

Thought Minor was 4.00 even... could be wrong though.
i thought his like around 4.30

could very well be wrong though

4.00 Even

I think I was thinking about Derek Lowe specifically when I saw that he finished with 4.00 his last game out.

Yeah

He sucks….I’m sure all the other owners were laughing their asses off when we gave that washed up POS that contract

Which is shocking because POS contract

Are not in this organizations nature.

Agreed

I really feel like it was a panic move….after missing out on Peavy and Burnett

The opposing teams players wifes dont.

full count..

Just end this misery, Ryan. I cant take it anymore!

ughhhhhhhhh howard up

2 on 2 out

Not many have a smoother swing.

aw shit the Howard is up

He’ll probably strike out.

knock on wood plz
starting up Deadwood now
i think i watched that movie...creppy shit
naw its a show used to be on HBO

About a 1880’s mining camp/town

i was thinking about Driftwood
Magilla Gorilla bout to send one!
Wild Pitch = FACEPALM, MAJOR FACEPALM

OH boy… Howard gonna get suspended.

what'd he do?

didn’t see

Went after ump who threw him out.

But why did he get tossed?
SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!

eject him right now!

LOL

Howard got ejected

when was the last 0-7?
Howard Ejected!!

That should be a 5 game suspension

he went complete ape shit
What the hell is going on over there?

called out on a check swing. threw his bat, got thrown out by 3rd base up, went after him, most irate ive ever seen him.

AAAHHHH IM NOT WATCHING SOMEONE DESCRIBE THIS!!!
imagine an angry goriila at the zoo

LMAO. That beats my explanation.

i didnt know his nostrils could get any bigger!!!

they did

turn it on mlb network

howard just gorilla’ dall over third base ump…he’s out of the game and they have to use a pitcher to play a position

Wow, that’ll be interesting.

Pitcher will have to play first base or another position!
this is a really good game...byt he way everything an extra inning game needs
pitcher needs to play 1B!!!!
0-7.....thats awesome

5 of them strikeouts…..Troy Glaus is jealous

i kinda expect howard to strike out every time

Wear the platinum sombrero!!

LMAO

Oswalt in left!!!

this is awesome!

OSWALT IN LF

ANkiel?

OSWALT IN LF!!!
Oswalt playing LF
I hope this game goes 20
funny thing is

oswalt is probably an upgrade, range-wise and throwing arm-wise

this game is nuts!
please Astros hit ot LF
wouldnt that be funny if oswalt gets hurt in outfield
or make an amazing play

Makes a Buerhle meter 10 play.

robs a HR

hahaha

who replaces him?

roy halladay?

God. Couldn't have been easier.
OMG OSWALT CAUGHT A POP FLY=Phillies fans.

Gotta smile at that one.

they aren't hitting for the pitcher?
no bench, i presume

Dont have a bench player.

Wandy!!!!!!!!!

ESPN just described strikeout. They referred to him as ‘our man Howard,’ just confirming how they feel about the Phillies

AStros flyout to LF. LOL
Oswalt catches pop-flyu

phillies fans go crazy…awesome

Rollins hustling so much to help out Oswalt.
watching it on MLBN

and the cast there is making this great!

these guys on mlb network are a bunch of clowns
way better than Baseball tonight crew

IMO

why phillies pull out Howard?
defensive upgrade

Be funnier if it was for Glaus, but I appreciate the attempt.

If this doesn't fire up the Phillies in the bottom of the 15th, IDK what would.
c´mon Bourn get a f´d hit and then steal 2nd, 3rd, and home
only Werth can do that

WE MUST SIGN HIM

grounded out bunt :-|
I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this game for fun..

Baseball shouldn’t always be life and death with every pitch… let’s just chill and enjoy an entertaining game.

Sad thing is no point in watching SC tomorrow. All 60 minutes will be dedicated to this game.

agree

this is sure as hell entertaining

Why did the gamecast say that Ross Gload was ejected?!?!?
arguing during the Howard ejection
gload tossed
Ibanez almost ended the game
gtg

defiantly a nice night of conversation with the true fans tonight!

This is awesome.
Understatement of the season!!!!

Fun Fun!!

David Herndon!

Manuel managed this game well tonight

Hold them Stros...
herndon is philly's last pitcher, right?

Their last relief pitcher, anyway.

right

that’s what i meant, heh

omg this is such a weird game…lol
go astros!

c´mon Astros
Angel Sanchez sucks

0-7

pence with the MVPchop
MLBN not showing the game now, Crap
how about a steal?
how about three?
Oswalt throws like a girl from outfield
how about hit a ball to LF. Oswalt try to caught in a diving catch but he couldn´t

and he brokes his right hand. double RBI

I just saw the replay on ESPN of the ejection

It’s just another reason why MLB Umpires are horrible….looked like a power trip to me

what ejection?
Ryan Gorilla Howard
how is this not racist?
bc he looks like a gorilla?
We were talking above how he was doing a gorilla impression during the ejection!

Banned.

Please don’t….
I will be good from now on :)

mmmhmmm….

5 comments and no one cant tell me why Howard got tossed?
Got angry on a check swing and yelled at the third base ump and freaked out...

I seriously considered not answering just for fun, hahaha

tossed his bat after a check-swing called a swing by 3rd base ump
for arguing balls and strikes
what happened?
Good lord

I am watching Baseball Tonight and John Kruk is just being the biggest apologist and homer for Ryan Howard. Holy shit, I can’t believe I use to like him…

of course ESPN defending the phillies
pitch #490 here...
seriously?

jesus.

Why couldnt we get Cody Ross?
OT?

WE’RE WATCHING THE PHILLIES GAME GOD DAMMIT

I know, i am too. But it was on Baseball tonight.

Giants were ahead of us in waivers

earlier in the season, before the deadline

marlins asked for a lot

Oswalt is batting behind Utley....

This is great

c´mon walk him
come onnnnnnnnnn
HPB on ball 4. LOL
pull him out. Charlie Manuel
why?
because there´s no more relief pitcher for Phillies
At least the Cards lost

WILD PITCH!! LETS GO!

WILD PITCH

2nd and 3rd with 1 out!!

he can't hit into a vidro this time!!!

Scratch that.

Wooohoooo

Manuel managed this game about as good as our offense played tonight

Thought they had Kendrick warming up?

holy shit…
come on stros!

CHRIS JOHNSON BE A HERO
BALLER ASTROS I LOVE YOU!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
how are phils fans reacting?
I WANNNNNNNNNNNT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE!!!
YOU GOT OOONNNNEEE!!!!

TY RYAN HOWARD!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
please more runs

Manuel pull him out. i want to see what pitcher you will use

YES!!!!! TY IBANEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND RYAN HOWARD!

PHILLIES DOOMED BY MLB CONSPIRACY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i mean...

they need to somehow make up for the win they gave them against the marlins

If the Phillies end up losing in 16 innings and Howard getting suspended

It will make me feel a little better about tonights loss…

will howard get suspended though?

i think he’ll get fined, mlb wouldn’t dare suspend howard

seriously

not unless he yelled at prince fielder

Haha yea no kidding

But going after an ump like that, he is going to be suspended. I would be shocked if he wasn’t

Seriously

he was filled with rage. If he had got a hold of that Ump he would have tried to kill him…..

I LOVE IT!!!!!
what a way to score

Great play by Rollins.

I hope you guys enjoyed SportsCenter

because it will be philly philled for the next day.

I don't watch SC anymore... really... I just don't.

ESPN.com give me enough of an idea of what they talk about.

You mean you don't watch one of the 20 episodes that are re-run each day???
Nah I have to like... work..

So I can watch the Braves game every night.

PHILLIES HAVE HEART

THEY HAVE GUTS
THEY HAVE MOJO
THEY HAVE MACHO

AND THIS GAME SHOWED IT

ITS NOT OVER YET STFU AND KNOCK ON WOOD

Sadly, its not over.

c´mon more runs
Fuck Fulchino

please don´t sucks

sooooooooo

who walksoff for the phils?

oswalt grand slam?

It’s likely.

If theres anyone who can do it now, its Rollins and Polanco.
who comes up?

schneider, rollins, polly

Please let me go to sleep happy, Astros.
well

happier than them winning…we still lost :(

i think the word you are looking for

is “content”

Works well, Webster.

LOL. Phillies has a lineup with two pitcher
and Oswalt protecting Utley
Well, Gotta go to The Good Phight and hear them cry
KNOCK ON WOOD PLZ
this umpiring crew better find a new hotel

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Aug 24, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

so they can throw up on them?

Ahhhhh yes

Cause I’m sure the hotel is going to let random people come in and walk to the rooms, then the umps are going to open their room and let them in so they can do…….whatever exactly it is he is thinking they are going to do to them….classic Philadelphian

no

that commenter is wishing the umpires well, because they know the hotel they are staying at now sucks – no hot water, bedbugs, etc.

after all, it’s the CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE

DIRTY

STFD Jimmy.

This can make up for how we lost
would prefer how we lost

to how the phillies are going to lose

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

The Phils bull pen is gonna be shot

nothing like a long game like this to wear them down!

knock...on...woooood
What a day...

What a mufuckin day…

Chase Utley is trying to hit the intentional walk pitches...

hahahahah classic

Ugh a walk to PP

You think they will give Utley anything to hit with Oswalt behind him now?

Whoops question answered
I kinda want a walk off HR by Roy.

Yea, i said it. PISS OFF!

i think

a part of all of us wants that to happen

Phils fans would then go on to say

he is better than Prado

oswalt 3-run walkoff HR
Possibly the most fun game I've ever watched.
need to have the whole game on replay somewhere
OMG OSWALT IS GONNA WALK
Oswalt is Jetering these pitches.
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ASTROS WIN!!!

THEEEEE UH UH UHHHHHHHHH ASTROS WIN!!!!!!

Yankee fail

fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

haha

we fail…..the phils fail

Yes. Phillies cant win when Brave lost
We didn't lose any ground tonight!

yeah! suck it phillies!
that makes our game a tiny bit easier to swallow

I'm too hyped to go to sleep now!

Yea, im wired.

This was Fun!

I hate the other TC’ers had to miss this!

If they have cable, they will not stop hearing about it.

Was this real life?

OKEEEEY NOW?

No matter what, these fans are awesomeful.

by RaptorLC on Aug 24, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Gotta admit...

They were actually pretty awesome

As a whole Phillies fans are a good base, I think.. it’s just when you actually meet them individually you’re like… really?

OMG

Fucking Kruk just gave the 5th best web-gem of the night to Roy Oswalt for catching a little league pop-up. Kruk is suck a twat

alright guys

it was fun hanging around…hopefully we can get things going tomorrow and the astros can sweep…

Sounds good to me.

I hope so!

But its a four game series FYI

Roy Halladay pitching next. Plus, it’s a four-game series. Still, I hope the Astros win this series and the Braves end this road trip having gained some ground, even if it’s only one game.

Any night the Phillies fair worst than the Braves is a good night.
+10000000000000
Oswalt proving why it was a horrible trade for him.....

Can’t even get a hit

Phillies killer from The Good Phight

they consider Chipper, Diaz and PRado as Phillies killers

k who was on wikipedia tonight
To date, no Major League Baseball player has ever struck out more than five times in a nine-inning game. However, striking out 5 times has been done. This feat has been achieved 58 times, most recently by Ryan Howard of the Philadelphia Phillies on August 24, 2010 versus the Houston Astros in an extra innings game. Howard was ejected by third base umpire Scott Barry for arguing the call made on his final strike out. This led to a pitcher, Roy Oswalt, having to come on and play in left field.

by Sept.28.Oct.27.Dec.28.2008 on Aug 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply

LMAO

hahaha so great, saw that
i remember when Wikipedia put Heyward there

when he K 5 times against Twins. and games later it was Teixeira.

Im convinced this guy is related to Charlie Manuel in some way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI

haha

Same neck.

I hear similarities in the way they talk too

i hope thats a fake video.

for americas sake.

its not

saw him on colbert too

It's real

He’s actually running for a seat…..and yes, it is very very sad

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