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Open Thread: Braves at Reds #2

Alright....this is getting pathetic. Can we score please?

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Defense performing well for Tommy as always.

Brilliant observation! :-p

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS

I blame the B-52s.

Come on offense – pick Tommy up here. Don’t give MopHead the dang win.

For real if there was ever a guy who didn't deserve a win it's this joker

can infante be our starting shortstop for the rest of the year pleaseee

but

AGON HITS DINGERZ

RUNS!

A night in Tijuana
A night in Tijuana
A night in Tijuana

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
1-8 RISP 8 LOB

Please stop doing this. RUNS RUNS

Lannan wiggles off the hook..

K’s the side after having 2 on and no outs..

Silver Lining:

Nats got out of first and second no out jam against the phucks.

 Must have pretended it was still the Braves they were playing.

Braves aren’t the only ones who phail with RISP!!

STFD

dominic brown

Holy god Lannan sucks......

36 BB to 26 K’s, .328 BAA

brown swings at ball 4, still tied going into the bottom of the fifth 2-2

Our May and June offense can come back anytime now.

struck three people out in a row after error and walk

how good is the reds bullpen with exception of Arthur

rhoades who might not pitch today being used 2 days previously?

Mediocre….and Francisco Cordero likes blowing saves.

we cant catch a fucking break

Cash

grounds out

Wow...more luck.
Not gonna be easy - this guy hasn't allowed a run since ASB

Gotta get a run soon....

…..because as soon as Rhodes or some other lefty comes in, that’s it.

Rhodes was instrumental in setting up that epic rally the Braves had back in May.

Didn't he face only one batter....

….which was Heyward and K’d him?

Oh, that’s right. Dusty Baker was instrumental in setting up that epic rally the Braves had back in May – by taking Rhodes out after the one batter. Sorry – my memory plays tricks on me.

Jesus

Do we need Mitch back, or what?!?!

but we got Cash!

Yea, but he’s been on the bench. We need starters.

Cash for Jones?

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS
jinx, jinx, jinx...

the next time that works will be the first time

Wow...go F yourself Melky.
ok you suck MVP

you are losing my confidence

Hal Morris is a nice guess

Can we please get this ass bag out of the lineup?

They’re working Strategy:

1. Pitch at their ears (they will swing)
2. Walk as many as you want, it won’t matter
3. Hit a min of 1 per game, preferably a SP

dont forget, if you have men on base. Let him to become a RISP, it wont matter
lol this really is shitty
at least

I got the trivia question right.

at least no more LOBs that inning..
we should has traded for ludwick...
haha

what a shitty inning

Right now... I hate baseball

Can I Haz Runz?

melky cabrera fails at life

I don't get it

“So S-O G-double-O-D good”

So so good good?

Apparently spelling is what's hot right now...

Fergie said so,

Spelling iz the noo not spelling!

T-I-double-gah-r

Livan Hernandez is pinch hitting for the Nats

he’s on deck…

bunting runners over?

noone is on base.. 2 outs..

feel the power of the WS ring.

As far as pitchers are concerned

He can hit

What?

They didn’t trade THAT many players, did they?

can't believe they held on to willingham

they should have sold him high while they could about a month ago

damn…laroche with 2 three run homers…

mythical three run homers

what R THOZ?!?!?

Those weird occurrences

That happened a whole lot in 14 straight years a long time ago

it is the 2nd half
Why did no one trade for laRoche?...

he’s second half gold

dbacks only made one trade IIRC. Nearly everyone on the team was in trade discussions.

I know...

just surprised no one went after him. As I said, he’s proven golden in the 2nd half.

I’m surprised Wren didn’t. lol

We didn't really have the need...

others did though.

If Glaus doesn’t turn it around, we might could still get him. He’d have to clear waivers, though…

Actually, I think there was something on MLBTR (or some other trade rumor site), specifically about LaRoche still having a high chance of being traded after the deadline.

damn it

we should have traded for that LaRoche guy

you suck Wren

I don't see why Texas, Tampa, or another didn't....

there’s a few teams that could have used a 1B, like San Fran too

Cash for LaRoche?

Yumberry pomegranate lifewater is yummy good.

Rolen’s 4th double this series.

Knew he wouldn’t remain quiet all day.

He's had a great year

He’s such a good player.

He’s probably back to snorting pixie dust.

Him for Encarnacion was a straight steal

he was also once traded straight up for Glaus

He also has a history of killing Braves pitching.

To think

The Cards and Jays traded Rolen for Glaus straight up just for scenery changes

hanson needs to be taken out

before serious damage is done

Bobby will wait until their lead is grand-slam proof.

nah

he’s only thrown 78 pitches, lookin good with exception of 2 or 3 pitches.

This Rolen guy

is pretty good at baseball

Heyward has ’mclouthsyndrome" on defense

Not throwing the baseball?

what is the RISP avg for braves after ASG. maybe .100 or 0.054??
philly is tied with Washington again!

we gotta take advantage while philly is struggling as well!

Again?

The game has been tied 2-2….before that, it was 2-0, Phillies.

if wshington sweps philly

ill feel reaally good

Livan ripped it but Polanco snagged it..

and even though Livan isn’t pitching today he still did the pitchers job down to first.. LOL..

jog not job

I believe it’s a soft j. yogging. Apparently, you just run. For an extended period of time.

that line drive gave me a heartattack
I have it on radio and the sound gave me one.

Miss Iowa is in for the Nationals.

Her slider is filthy.

Nats gonna win

Oh how I hate Miguel Cairo....
sill 2-1?

my radio source went down

Braves waiting until everyone goes home so they can sneak back on the field and score RUNZ.

There ya go...

Way to work around the leadoff double!

Top of the lineup coming up.. let’s get something going!

okay, we REALLY need some RUNZ.

Tommy doing HIS job today - can we PLEASE give him some support.

Tommy, you’re good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, TC likes you!

Hehehe, lovely.

I just want to say that I still love your signature.

Thanks :-) I actually thought about changing it the other day, but I’ve grown fond of it.

Don’t ever change it.

Ladies and gentlemen, your distinguished Senator from Minnesota

/hangs head in shame

Don’t look at me, though. I voted Quimby.

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos"
Would have

but neither Kang nor Kodos got on the ballot.

Y'all elected...

a wrestler, and a comedian, to prominent positions. Minnesota should no longer be allowed to have democracy.

California votes actors to prominent positions. They even managed to get one voted in by the rest of the country as President, once upon a time.

I agree, ...

they should not be allowed democracy either—just for Ahnold.

California doesn’t count when we are talking about the United States.

I'll go along with that....

Can we discount Texas, Florida and New Jersey, as well?

I hate Texas, love Florida, and NJ has Atlantic City, so I say yes, no and no.

Atlantic City is just a poor man’s Vegas, though….

homeless mans

I didn’t specify HOW poor…

Its a good time for so much less money, I’ll take it

Who needs AC when ya got Biloxi?

That’s cute.

But we still can have lutefisk, right?

Don't know what that is

It’s Finlander food. And disgusting.

Glad I live in the south where we fry that shit

It’s bleached fish, basically….

Thank goodness for Blocking in Firefox. Had to get that off my screen.

Do you like this one better?

Or their former governor

anyone see they gave 5ER for JJ last night

Melky hurts JJ stats as well

ya i didn't get that either

Why does the defense fail on poor tommy

poor JJ

melky and his absolutly retarded throw gave JJ an ER

cool I get to see huddy pitch in person tomorrow!
sweet

who going for NYM?

santana

so it should be a good matchup

lucky. I’m going on Friday, who’s pitching then

I’m not sure they’ve picked for the Braves yet. I’ve extrapolated Matt Cain for us on Friday night.

That’s awesome. Few things in life are as enjoyable as watching Tim Hudson carve up a lineup.

eating bacon

Would rather watch Hudson. He’s dreamy.

Thats what NCChopper said

Eating bacon-wrapped tenderloins.

Closer, but still no.
 
Eating bacon-wrapped tenderloins while watching Hudson would be aces.

While on the receiving end of a…nvm.

You so bad. But, I’m worried that I could complete that sentence for you.

But you wouldn’t be on the receiving end…

Oh really now.

Oh, that could mean so many different things…

Depending on your point of view. Angle of 69 degrees always interesting.

We need a RUN in the rawest sort of way.

bird with a big beak

Sure wish that would have worked.

crap...

ready to watch our guys strike out on sliders?

All right, time for the rally...

Notwithstanding whatever the ump is calling.

Howard out with Spained ankle!!!!!
Really??? OMG how did it happen???
WHAT HAPPENED TO JJ!?!?

hahahahahahaha. I remember that.

CASH FOR JONES

Did he hurt it in Pamplona running with the Bulls?

In other news, are the Phillies still the team to beat?

I am shocked there wasn't a break. Watch the highlights. It was nasty.
About to feed Heyward a steady diet of sliders...

Let’s see if he learned anything from yesterday..

sinkers got him yesterday
ehh.. sinker sliders...

both start and end with the same letters…

where that goofy looking implike creature?
zagnuts and rally caps aren't working
Go get some Del Taco
How 'bout the ladybug?

human sacrifice

i nominate Roy Hobbs

It'd take like 2 days just to cut through the blubber...

can we pick someone easier to kill?

don’t look at me!

well, there's 1 LOB so far this inning..
fail

cause he’s gonna score, just watch

not if...

he vidroes it….

Heyward (our 6th walk)

hmm.. how many of our 6 walks have resulted in Runs?

I’m going to guess ZERO

Considering our only run is from a solo HR.....

Is the guess necessary?

yes

I applaud your willingness to admit poor math skills, then.

nah.. I've been here the whole game.. i know the HR was our only run..

i was just being an ass

I for one have a good feeling about this inning

This catcher is Super-Framer.

Sure, the catcher moves his glove a foot.

Respect

Walk
 
what did you say?
 
are you talking to me?
 
no way, PUNK!

Omar walked, Brian walked, Jason walked. ALL STARS WALK

Howard day-to-day?
B-Mac to the rescue

We need to get our hands on some invisibility cloaks to use so our guys won’t realize there’s people on base when they are hitting.

Ghost runners. I like it.

Thank you Diamondbacks. :)

I gotta wonder where that pitch was.

Nats leads 4-2

on a Dunn 2 run shot

but it really doesn't matter how the Phillies do

we need to win our game

BOOYAH!

My fantasy team strikes again!

WOOT!
/gives you a cookie

And here we were berating the Nats for trading away half of their team before meeting the Phils.

I wish his defense weren’t historically awful, and the Nats didn’t want the universe for him.
 
I’d love to see him in a Braves uniform.

why

didnt we sign that guy when he was a FA?

We had Thorman.

because we had Casey Kotchman

Where has all the offense gooooooneeeee?

HEY

Mitch Jones 4 cash!
Ross got an extension!
What happened to JJ?
Oh and Howard sprained his ankle
more at 11

And maybe Diane’s boobs!

Is that all Howard did? Sprain his ankle? I heard he got hurt and had to leave the game but didn’t know how.

Chipper might retire
Escobar was traded
Heyward needs to be sent to the minors
What does Vidro mean?

There’s a Haiku in here somewhere.

and Glaus stinks

Bmac (our 7th)

Hinske 1.235 OPS against lefties...
ok grandpa

show everyone how they used to do it when you were a kid

You gotta be kidding me....

1.235 OPS AGAINST LEFTIES!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!

you sure about that?
Yes....

….this year, at least.

sss
I'd still take it over Chippers....

….229 AVG against them.

must be small sample size effect
Brooks to 1st Chipper take over at 3rd correct?
could be Infante to 1st, Conrad to 2nd, Chipper at 3rd

I would take a slow dribbler that just sneaks through the middle of the infield.

chippahh

How’s the pitcher supposed to hit a target with the catcher bouncing around like that?

sweet..

Chipper takes it off the foot.. Hope that doesn’t cause problems..

4-2 nationals leading

No, not the feet!

baseball feels weird without Junior

Ouch – Chipper’s face looked like he got shot.

Haha, dirty old man Sutton.

I don’t wanna know

Talking about the concert coming up. Sara Evans? or somebody. He said she was not too tough on the eyes, or something like that.

hahaha
Sutton said earlier “This is a good hitter’s ballpark. The ball carries well, and the walls are short and not very tall.”
huh? That sounds like something Yogi would say

10 LOBs
2 more to get my over!

then I win…

nothing..

10 LOBS….we are good offensively

Braves RISP

1-for-9.

Good grief Chipper
Yay

more LOBs

gaaaaahhhh

yea we didnt need any offense at the deadline

rolls eyes

Hey, hey....

You left. Stay gone.

not fun anymore

i’m out

Arrrgggghhhh -stretch time

Braves waste two more walks.

Dear god that sucked.

In good news, the Mets are getting destroyed.

Oh and the Nats are up 4-2.
it grows

ITS ALIVE!! ITS AAAALIIIIIVEE

These are hilarious!

Thank god Hinske's out of the game.....

Man, we really need to get our mojo back. Something needs to get these guys going with guys on base.

10 LOB (7BBs and 1 HBP thrown in for an even larger dose of shame)

if the Braves got that LOB rule implemented the score would be 3-2 Braves right now..

Escobar homers again.

Nobody cares about Blue Jays players….

Show of hands of anyone who think he would have had an Atlanta homer by now? Anyone?…. anyone?

negative..

He obviously didn’t want to be here so he wasn’t trying..

who

screw this

im watching the Yankees cuz i wanna see what wining is like

You just showed us what whining is like

zing

Good riddance
they are losing
its Sarchasm

people i should have use the font but they said it would be funnier without it

ATTENTION: WOULD ALL FAIR WEATHER FANS PLEASE EXIT THE THREAD TO YOUR RIGHT, PLEASE?
TOO MANY LOBSters

Yeah, people are paying attention to me

Hooray! Zoidberg is popular!

honestly?? troy is in

we can’t even give the man a full day off

Well, in all fairness, if we hadn’t been so awful with RISP today, Hinske probably would have still batted. Or at least Diaz would have, so we wouldn’t have had to use Chipper there.

Somebody call Hillary Clinton and tell her about the small village we left on the bases this weekend. There’s an idiot missing his home.

HAHAHAHA

Hinske out, Glaus in....

Chances of winning now decrease.

Well, like I said, with KK never pitching anymore, some unfortunate soul had to take his place on top of the list of the unlucky. Tommy must have drawn the short straw.

Tommy is pitching beautifully today too..

really wish we could give him some run support

cmon

this is getting rediculous!

:)

you just put a smile on my face…thanks!

i love looney toons

how do you put those pictures up?
magic

hahaha

that is a fantastic pic!

It's an illusion, Michael

You win the internetz

Let's make this a Daffy Rally, then!
LOB = Braves

lot of crying going on here, im feeling a come back

alright tommy still looking sharpe
we're gonna get him the win here
Let's get some RUNS!!!!!!!!!!

lets criticize glaus to make him be May Glaus.
U STINK WHY’D WE SIGN YOU SRSLY FRANK WREN UR AN IDIOT RABBLE RABBLE RABBLR

glaus fuckin sucks!

get that chode off this team, Wren is such an idiot!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

booooooooo

now

Tommy knows how KK feels and how Javy felt last year

JV?

What about JJ?

2.60 ERA and 13-10? yea really fair

14-10
close enough

he should have been 18-7

If JJ and JV had pitched for the Yankees last season, they would’ve had 22 wins each.

Absolutely

With a 2.60 ERA

JJ had it much worse

last year with run support even though javy had it bad too

We are scoring this inning.

Go Braves

In the words of Chip

I like the way you think

now can we score a f$#%ng run
4-3 Nats

rbi double for polanco, rollins scored easily from 1st

phillies just scored 4-3 nats still up

Bautista giving the Phillies the game....

4-3, runner on 2nd, no outs.

they just yanked him on a double switch

BOOOOOOOOO U STINK MISS IOWA

I found out where Wrenn is hiding the Cash


Somebody get a hammer.
.

/calls hank aaron

You got it, girl...

i beat u

Not on my page!… besides, I got pictures!

+ teh wurldz
Dear Chip

None of those stats matter by the time you’re at the plate. hit the ball, and hit it fair. Or walk.

Come on, lead off walk...
C'mon Cannon/Socks

6 RBI day for LaRoche today

If only LaRoche played CF…. sigh

better then Troy

and Nate

wow

cmon cash

Come on. We can draw walks after 1-2 counts, but then swing at balls on 3-1 counts. I guess that’s why we are having a hard time scoring runs.

Rick Ankiel bout to get a huge fanbase here!

So, Gonzalez’ average has dropped since coming to Atlanta…I mean, I hate a bad attitude as much as anyone, but if you are winning, and have the best record in baseball since last July, who really cares?

Wren did obviously,

I know. I don’t criticize the man much at all, but I hate that move. Easily his worst as a GM so far.

I really hope we don’t pick up Alex’s option for next season.

I do,...

the FA market for SS doesn’t look that good.

neither does a 34 year old Alex Gonzalez.

Find a better option

Well, Yunel was a better option for one, and I am pretty sure that I can find any number of capable SS who have an OBP above .295.

Gimme 20 seconds, and I will look.

consider defense and power as well

and yes, most everyone knows that yunel was a better player

but he’s gone and we’ll definitely need to pick up that option

There are at least 4 or 5 of these guys that I would rather have, and that doesn't include possible trade candidates.

Shortstops
Alfredo Amezaga (33)
Orlando Cabrera (36) – $4MM mutual option with a $500K-$1MM buyout
Juan Castro (39)
Alex Cora (35) – $2MM option vests with 80 games
Craig Counsell (40)
Bobby Crosby (31)
Adam Everett (34)
Alex Gonzalez (33) – $2.5MM club option
Khalil Greene (31)
Cristian Guzman (33)
Jerry Hairston Jr. (35)
Cesar Izturis (31)
Derek Jeter (37)
Julio Lugo (35)
Jhonny Peralta (29) – $7MM club option with a $250K buyout
Nick Punto (33) – $5MM club option with a $500K buyout
Edgar Renteria (35) – $10.5MM club option with a $500K buyout
Jose Reyes (28) – $11MM club option with a $500K buyout
Miguel Tejada (37)
Juan Uribe (31)
Omar Vizquel (44)

Sign

Jeter he haz teh RINGZ

Other than the two who won't be available...

Jeter and Reyes, Gonzalez looks like the best on that list to me.

I’d take O-Cab, Cora, Crosby, Everett, Green, Guzman, Hairston Jr, Izturis, Lugo, Peralta,Edgar and Tejada over him.

you're out of your mind
of the players we could realistically get

(i.e. not jeter, jose reyes)

he’s near the top of the list

and 2.5 MM is a bargain

i don't think he's a great SS

but 2.5 MM is dirt cheap

we should definitely pick it up

its the same FYI

Are you sure about that? I am pretty sure it was something like .265 at the time of the trade.

i thought it was .259?

He did drive in our only run today.

You mean the guy with the Homer today?
And the one who’s been sick/hospital?

I’m willing to give him a bit more time since he’s been solid in defense.

He shouldn’t even be playing today, but he is and doing his best.

To be fair, his defense caused us to be losing today.

I blame your defeatist attitude...

that’s the problem.

Granted. But if Jason hadn’t dived on the play before, we may be tied.

I see all the points, but I’m just not ready to say it was a bad deal yet.

Frenchy

would have made that play

Before or after he ducked?

Spent 10 min trying to find that video to no avail. :-(

dang

i wanted to see it freakin hilarious

next time search francouer fail

Feel that? (that was your 2nd today)
Put it in a better place this time. :-)

You know I'm fond of you too...

to bad we couldn’t get that check today damn it. It was supposed to be payday.

I hope we’ll check the hell out of them back in the Ted.

i'm really hating this ankiel trade

bobby said he was hitting really well this year meaning he’s gonna use him alot this season

He can’t be worse than Nate.

It's been less than one game....
ya but he is what we thought he was

he’s the same player that KC had and that’s not a very good one.

………………..

it's fact

whether you like it or not really has no impact

That trade is either going to have no impact or a huge positive impact. How could you not like a trade that has those results as the only possible outcomes?

what's most likely is that neither contribute more than .5 WAR

then Tim Collins becomes a useful reliever

It’s not disastrous by any means, but it still was a net move in the wrong direction.

You’re right that it doesn’t matter a whole lot, but it is disconcerting that Wren thinks it improves our team

It’s most likely that a guy who has never pitched in the majors before becomes a useful reliever, but not that a guy who has already had success in the majors makes a large impact in a position of need for us? I have to say I definitely disagree.

If Ankiel > Blanco...

and we know Farns > Chavez, that makes us better RIGHT NOW, and we’re going for it RIGHT NOW. Tim Collins may or may not become a MLB player, but what’s definite is that deal improved THIS YEAR’s team.

Yes and yes.

Tim Collins is a minor league reliever….odds of him even making it to the majors aren’t favorable.

all minor leaguers aren't the same

the guy has a 14 k/9 career rate

he’s been lights out at every level

that’d be like trading minor then saying it was unlikely he ever made it to the majors

collins will be in the mlb at some point next year

I disagree. He could very easily struggle in AAA. He could injure himself, due to his screwy mechanics. Any number of things could happen.

farnsworth and ankiel not contributing anything to this team

are at least as likely as those things happening

They’ll contribute more than Chavez and McLouth. I’ll bet my life on that.

Chavez and Blanco you mean
Sorry, yes.

I’m distracted…

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE

AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK

he'll be a part of a platoon

which makes him ok

fuck

Melky horrible swing

Having Ankiel on the team is weird

Idk why

three ground balls..

three outs..

Impressive inning. I thought the Reds bullpen was supposed to suck.

I thought Edinson Volquez was suppose to suck
8.28 ERA coming into today...
Which now stands at 6.35

Thanks to our offense.

He did kind of suck. We just refused to make him pay for his suckiness by leaving all those guys on base.

I thought the Braves didn’t suck. For a little while

this offense looks lik April again

this 2 week offense has been shit

melks a joke

cabrera grounds to 1st for the 700th time this season
Ugh. Just bad.
I'm glad I started playing videogames to distract me cause WE SUCK right now

i just wanna tie the game, is that too much to ask

at least the game is not over yet

we got 3 more outs to make something happened (and at least another Heyward AB for whatever that’s worth)

patented 3U by Melky

you’d think since thats all he ever hits he would change something

Volquez gonna get some ROY votes for his performance today

hasnt he been in the league for over 2 years now?

Former All-star

Was it him or Cueto with the no hitter?

I think it was him.

So do I, but not certain
he not a rookie...
Nobody gets is......:(

I’m trying to figure it out and I don’t get it still….

i dont get it

Don't worry, I got the joke.
plus

he wasn’t even good at all, we have been worse

Need one more solid inning from Tommy

Then Diaz? Conrad and Heyward need to get the runs machine going

who we gonna pinch hit to lead off next inning with… diaz even though codero is a righty?

Phillies about to tie it...

Runners on the corners, 1 out. Francisco up.

Hanson going for another CG, L?
Javy

thinks so

Joe, that is why wins and losses is a completely useless stat when describing pitchers.

but typically the only one looked at for cy young awards

last year was a pleasant surprise

greinke and pothead won without winning all that many games

14 and 15 i think

As much I detest your description

I would watch a series called Greinke and Pothead.

do you guys have nicknames for timmy?
Big Time Timmy Jim

Mostly just “Timmy.”

I wouldn’t say completely uesless, but it’s overrated.

ouch, is mac ok

anyone know whats wrong with ibanez? phillies announcers jsut said they werent sure if he was avaible to pinch hit

Shanghaied by Pirates
You know what I love?

When you see a commercial for a regional sports show with a semi-attractive “reporter,” and you can google them and within the first 25 results there will be a bikini picture.

Glorified jersey-chasers.

what was that chick's name?
Kristina Akra

She looks like she’s hurtin’ for a squirtin’.

What the hell is a "social media reporter"?

so she’s on facebook and twitter? That’s some lazy journalism.

well TC

sure does know alot about Lazy journalism

Someone

who flunked out of journalism in college

As someone in the antiquated media...

…I applaud your description of social media journalism.

"Click clack"...

what’s the last thing she hears before going to bed?

Frank Wren "Dang, our offense sucks."

He picks up his phone. “Oh, wait…… i forgot.”

What?

He was going to call another Team about a possible trade but he can’t. And it’s not funny cause I didn’t explain it well enough

can bobby please take tommy out

4-4 nats phillies

double play ball doubled by zimmerman, only got the guy on 2nd out

bobbled sorry

freakin phils

Overall, good outing for Tommy today
Good game Tommy
Phils tied it.

sad the phillies game is more exciting than the braves offensive debacle

Venters! Long time no see!
 
Attaboy Cyborg!

Even in a losing effort

Bobby won’t let Hanson get a CG

tommy out. we gonna get runz now

Wow...i can't believe Tommy won't get the win today.

Great effort kid.

well its obvious whats going on

the team doesnt like Tommy and wants him traded. That is why we arent scoring him any RUNZ

or committing those errors behind him

Well if past events are any evidence of what is going on, they don’t want him traded. They want him moved to bullpen and never used.

no way

we are just gonna trade him to the Yankees for Joba Chamberlain or Bernie Williams

great game tommy

thanks to your offense playing like shit…again you will not recieve a win and maybe you will get a loss

Man....Friday Night Lights

is easily the best show on TV right now.

Breaking Bad is
+1

Followed closely by Dexter…

Dexter is awesome. New season on the way.

Ooooh, I forgot about Dexter. That show is awesome.

I think you’d find debate on that one.

Flashforward….o wait

That's such bullshit it got cancelled

not to mention they had to kill the last few episodes because of the cancellation.

I was watching that show in my FF

i disagree

sesame street is the best evar

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

Of course, but then Californication

Right now?

The Bachelor

I love that show

Jonny is going to vulture a win

i like that positive thinking, we def tie it up here

I just realized the Marlins are tied for 3rd with the Mets..

only 6.5 games back..

tommy icing his arm…..

standard for starting pitchers...
Please don't let an unearned run cost Tommy this game.

Come on Offense!

alright...

need some Top of the 9th MAGIC!!!!!!!!

1-2-3 inning for Venters?
Tommy got the first out..

2-3 inning for Venters

2-3 Inning. Tommy got the 1st.

Venters with the quick inning
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrGgggggggggg!

Please at least tie to get Cyborg out of the loss column

Cyborg

He could write a country song called “Hard Luck Loser”

KK wrote that song and has been sitting in the bullpen singing it for a while now….

Along with Chavez—but they kicked him off the team because he sang off-key.

We put Venters in to Vulture the win. The offense needs to understand the plan and follow through on it.

Francisco Cordero, yay

Heyward sux

FUGA would have had the easy

idk what to say to this.....
Time to run another closer.

Or the same guy another time!
Hopefully he's wore out..

60 pitches his last two days..

and he's been wild
WE CAN HIT THIS GUY!

Come on.

If we can hit.

so much for walks kill

Raw Dog going to take Cordero deep for a 3rd time.
 
This one goes out though.

lol matty has a mustache

Who wants

a moustache ride?

You know, I kinda like the scruffy Matt look.

lol

im surprised Matty didnt swing at that

Come on MattyD

be the spark.

Lets go Caveman!!!!
CoCo's arm got be on the verge of falling off

with how much work he got this weekend

we got no excuse for not hitting him
Dusty Baker

knows what he is doing just as Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

LETS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good AB going on.

Wearing him down for Brooksy and Heyward!!

Good AB by Diaz so far..

Keep battling him Caveman...
Quit dancin moron

lets go matty

Man I love Matt Diaz

I heart me some Matty Diaz

Love our Caveman.

C’mon Matty. Put one in play here.

Great AB

Regardless of the end result.

Fuck.

That was close. Great battle.

sad...

such a nice start by hanson going to waste….

Damn..

probably the best at bat all day by a Brave…

good AB

not the best results

not even close

mr clutch up

Hell of an AB
Damn it, get to see Cordero act like it's game 7 of the WS again....
BROOKS

…with a worn-out closer.

ugh

good at bat. but we didn’t need a good at bat, we needed a hit

come on brooksy

a walk works...

Walks don’t help you score runs though.

Sigh....two outs....

LETS GO NATS

its sad that this is what we are reduced to

we’ll pick it up. maybe we’re a slow starting team

This is a very frustrating game and road trip...
Dang... that was just bad luck.
Heyward..

with the last at bat again.. Let’s not watch the strikes this time ok?

damn

oh well up to Heyward now

This road trip has been a horrible combination of awful luck, bad hitting with RISP, and bad defense in important spots. I can’t wait to be back in Atlanta.

This trip has been a definition of fail.

Well....a HR here would be nice.
itll be a choppah
GET TO THE CHOPPAH
Still have a chance thanks to the kid
Hell yea..

Heyward hasn’t given up.. Up to McCann now!

McCann being Infante in this case... oops

Heyward, you are an animal!

heyward fuck yeah
NICE

HEYWARD

Heyward doubles

Really gotta love that play. Man that’s great.

God....i fucking love him.

I dont know what i’d do without him.

Better than nothing I suppose.

WHOA JASON!!!!

autosingle…lets goooooo

that'll do here
Win or lose

That was awesome

like infante up here

“We didn’t get a power bat! Bwaaaaah!”
 
Oh yeah. This lineup still has one. His name is Jason Heyward. All he does is make things happen.

All he does is hit doubles. He doesn’t hit dingerz! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!

now lets go all star!
3 straight series losses, 3-6 on the road trip. Not Good.

That game sucked really bad.

game... blouses..

Home run scores Mac.

off the handle…

ugh....

I don’t feel too good

ugh

if i was Tommy id would be pretty pissed

what a shitty fucking series…we probably should have been swept

Time to head home and right the ship!

Did someone turn the calender back to April in the clubhouse?

Well its beginning to look a lot like April
11 LOBs... missed making my over by 1..

nice try Bravos..

Silver lining

I won going with ‘under’….. :-p

we shall meet again..
What a shitfest.

Whatever.

3 straight series.... FUCK

always next week…
Mutts and Giants…
Then Astros and I get to go to the games!
w00t!

We'll get back to winning in Atl
wow not good at all

hope the Nats can beat the Phils

we are home for 14 of the next 17, home cooking should help us out though

terrible performance
Poor Tommy - he didn't deserve this LOSS (our 3rd series in a row)

Three straight? I didn’t realize it was that bad already.

second game in a row that he's pitched well...

and lost


Timmy was the only brightspot. The rest of spots were dissapointments…..

well, at least we're going home

least the nationals are still in this

We’ll get the Mets tomorrow. Until then, Giants/Dodgers tonight at 7:00 Central.

See how I worked that in there?

Is anyone concerned about our inability to play well on the road ? Could that hurt us come playoff time ?

Yep. It will. Gotta step up somehow.

It will hurt us

For sure

The Phils are doig the same thing. Lost like 13 of 17 on the road.

And that’s why I don’t think the Braves or Phillies are a big threat to win the World Series. Teams like the Yankees that play well on the road are the kinds of teams that will most likely win the WS.

Not if we have home field advantage through the whole postseason!!

most teams (even contenders) have crappy road records
so we should try to get homefield

Padres are still 2-3 games up on us

Yankees and Rays are excellent on the road. They are also probably the 2 best teams in baseball.

Ibanez completely out. That's a good thing. Go Nats!
What's wrong with him?

Out for the season?

UGH! freakin defense…sorry A-Gon…you’re a solid SS but this game is on you, even if you hit a homer. why does the defense always fail on tommy….
just beat the mets. i believe in this team.

I want to, but right now, I do NOT believe in their offense.

It was a fail, but if the triple (that should have been kept to a double) didn’t happen it would be tied and we may still be playing.

philies like dont even have any1 left to pinch hit and its the 8th inning

26th error by desmond, 2nd of the game

Grimey.

…as he liked his friends to call him.

ahem!

/australian accent\ blimey, look at that crocodile! isnt she gorgeous?

RISP

1-for-10. Thanks for coming.

…..i feel sad.

dont forget the LOB = 11
Yunel and Bautista hit homers again today

What the hell is up with Toronto?

They give their guys livestock steroids or something

better hitting coach?

Sorry TP

then fire hitting coach

I was gonna make a conversion rate joke, but wouldnt work that way.

maybe ankiel will bring his juice to the lineup… and by juice…

It's their park

that is why Alex gad 17 homers by the All-Star break

I haven’t been this mad at the team all year. What complete horse shit. Two days in a row defense has fucked us in the ass combined with a complete lack of ability to hit the ball with people on base. Fucking hell.

I feel the same.

Frustrating to watch. I am used to the offense sucking at times. But damn the defense. Errors cost us a few games on this trip

Yep

the passed ball (but got to blame that on Wags) in FL
and then the two Tommy Hanson starts

If we somehow wins these 3, we’ll all be here saying how good this team is to win 3 road series in a row

Definitely a frustrating road trip

on the bright side, we still have a lead in the NL East
a solid homestand (which means better than that last one) will make us all feel that much better in a hurry

escobar is up right now bottom of the 9th man on 2nd 1 out

not anymore flied out to left

the Braves

are allergic to RISP

Braves offense really sucking lately

yesterday, only RBI came from a walk and today from HR.
LOB = Braves
RISP fail = Braves

Nats just got robbed on that steal.

WELCOME TO THE SHOOOOOOOOW.
i love jason but man i’m sick of “This Town”

umps are cheating the nationals

This team is FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

Seems to me like we can’t catch a break anywhere. The Reds catch one break, and it happens to be with a runner on third. Us… no way… all we know how to do is strand an ass-ton of runners all day long. Sorry… that’s my rant. This team makes me sick.

believe in this team.

Nats avoid trouble. 4-4.
with this offense, the only way to win is shuting down the oponent
Absolutely right

and shitty defense has been the cause of a few losses. Can’t let that happen when you aren’t hitting for shit

yeah man this would be big if they could get this

u watching the game? he is was out on the steal

damn it

we should have sacrificed Roy Hobbs or Ben

5/33 with RISP this series. Let's improve this back at the TED please.

.

Man, do the debbie downers come out of the wood works or what? Seriously people, we are still in first place and have 14 out of the next 17 games at home. This stuff happens. I still believe in this team and so should you. They can’t win them all!

This.

Some times you just have to let out your frustrations. But we are still in first and its not over till its over and today wasn’t the end

Agreed.

I just needed to let it out. Every time we lose games like this, it makes me sick to my stomach. We’re better than this. Good things need to start happening again.

And they will

Lest we forget the month of April when the sky was falling! Then May and June rolled around and we couldn’t lose a series! Baseball is cyclical and if this is the worst the Braves are gonna do, then I can’t wait for the stretch run!

As long as there’s the internet, there will be trolls

nats are gonna get a walk off here too

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