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Braves Pound Padres 8-0 Behind Alex Gonzalez and Tim Hudson

After a rough loss last night, the Braves came back well this afternoon both offensively and on the mound. Tim Hudson threw seven shutout innings and the Braves offense put eight runs across to officially give the Braves the best record in the National League.

Hudson looked great in his seven innings, allowing just five base runners and striking out four. He walked just one batter, which was great to see given his high walk total in comparison to his career average. Michael Dunn had trouble finding the zone and recorded just one out while walking three, but Peter Moylan got out of the jam by inducing a double play. Moylan finished off the game with a perfect ninth inning, capping off the shutout.

Alex Gonzalez and Melky Cabrera reached base four times a piece. Gonzalez had four hits, including a double, and two RBI. Cabrera hit two doubles and walked twice while scoring two runs. Jason Heyward added two hits and two RBI. Chipper Jones had a good day as well as he hit three singles with one resulting in an RBI.

Clayton Richard, on paper, should have given the Braves the most problems of any starter in the series. He didn't perform well and the Braves were able to get nine hits off of him in six innings. Ryan Webb put together another bad outing, just as he did in the series opener. 

Star-divide

Despite Hudson's great performance, the Braves offense was what I liked most about today. They were able to score eight runs without the virtue of a long ball and every Braves starter reached base at least once. Martin Prado was the only starter not to get a hit, but he lead the bottom of the first off with a walk. Although it is in limited time, Alex Gonzalez has been very good for the Braves. He currently has a line of .370/.433/.519, substantially better than what they were getting from Yunel Escobar.

Up next is Derek Lowe (10-8, 4.39 ERA, 4.27 FIP, 4.07 xFIP) vs. Alejandro Sanabia (1-1, 2.12 ERA, 3.71 FIP, 3.86 xFIP) of the Florida Marlins. The Phillies are currently locked in a 0-0 tie and if they lose they will be eight games behind the Braves. The Mets play the Dodgers at 10:10, so we can all see where the Braves division lead stands later tonight.

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I know we’ve been saying than Hudson will regress to his FIP, but with all these good starts, is it simply a case of he’s outperforming his FIP?

There was an article written on here about Hudson a month or so ago, speculating that something changed in his release point or his grip (or something like that), enabling him to induce more groundball outs, and thus why he is and will continue to outperform his FIP.

It's his cyborg arm.

Allows for massive amounts of ground balls and his pitches move so much now, it caused his walks to go up earlier in the year because he wasn’t used to it yet.

FIP is horseshit

Hudson is an ace. Hudson has always been an ace. Hudson has a shot at the HOF.

How anybody could have watched baseball over the past decade and come to any other conclusion is beyond me. And these 40 year old virgins who keep coming up with these new convoluted mathematical formulas year after year – either under the bullshit “better mousetrap” philosophy or the even more bullshit “your eyes deceive you” philosophy – are all in desperate need of an ear punch.

FIP

isn’t horseshit. It’s just horseshit for Hudson.

And…

Only 41-year old virgins argue with 40-year old virgins.

Baseball algebra rules!...

because it’s not a game, it’s a complex mathematical equation using people as variables.

Hellz Yeah

I get so pissed when I read these posts by all these stat nerds and their “math”. I wish I could give them all a wedgie and throw em in a garbage can like I used to in high school. Now they all think there better then me cuz they have all their “numbers” and there “high-paying jobs”. At least I have sex. With girls. In my own place – not my mom’s freaking basement!!!!11

For the record,

I have sex with a girl. In my own place.

Just thought everyone should know that.

You

have had? Will have? Have not had?

Your sentence leaves much to the mind.

A gentleman

doesn’t over-specify his verb tenses.

Neither does a virgin...

Just kidding, Pacgnosis. Just kidding.

that's cause you're just engaged...

wait until you’re married.

It goes

away, does it?

His own place certainly will

the rest of that idea, well he can learn that on his own soon enough.

Cool

Will keep that in mind.

This

Unfortunately.

Really? What’s it like? Yeah right – unless “she” is a blow-up doll!!! Ha ha!! Score another one for the cool guys!

I bang Jennifer Lopez often, she loves tacos and burritos...

For the record,

This girl prefers having sex with guys who know the difference between they’re/there/their.

Just throwin’ that out there.

zomg

girl on the internetz? no way!

We're a rare breed, I know.
Well SarahBeth

When you put it that way…

You can’t make a decent sarcasm post if you’re going to use they’re/there/their properly.

That was

sarcasm?

ha

They’re comes a time when everyone has to decide what there standards are.

Romantic conquests aside, I’m more curious about these “high-paying jobs” that are available to those who have yet to master the “they’re/their/there” puzzle.

They’re are all kinds of high-paying jobs available to people who are good at math, dude. There still nerds, though.

Good point.
Okay, seriously?

How can I make it more obvious that my posts were not serious. How about this:

There is no reason to take my posts seriously. They’re attempts at humor. Obviously, you don’t find them funny – to each their own. Better?

I love how you’re taking me just as seriously as you think I’m taking you, though!

Dammit!

This is like the end of “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”.

We were two outs away from sweeping. Great win today; let’s carry this momentum south!

Gonzalez is quickly growing on me

Incredibly slick with the glove, great gap power.

I’m sold

Tsk...

BUT YUNEL HITS DINGERZ NAO!!!

Yunel is gone and never coming back. Don’t compare him to Alex anymore. The deal is sealed, we have Alex. Stand behind the man and stop digging into the past.

……….missed the sarcasm much?

Here’s my problem with this “he is gone, stop talking about him” mentality: If we are to live by this rule, then we are no longer allowed to talk about Greg Maddux, John Smoltz, Dale Murphy or anyone else who left Atlanta.

seriously talking about yunel in the same breath as those guys?!?!?!

they were the faces of the franchise during their time.
yunel will never be what they were that’s why it’s silly to keep bringing him and the trade up. it’s over.

The point remains.

But, but...

everyone was saying how horrible a trade it was.

Haha yup

Where’s that guy who was posting Yunel’s line every day?

right here.

5 AB’s in 1 G doesn’t change that fact.

I know that this has been said before,

but I can’t believe that I’m actually disappointed with a series win against the team with the best record in the N.L.

why is that?

Because we’re good and shouldn’t have lost last night’s game.

Definitely
Anytime in the last five years, I would have been ecstatic about a series with this result. Now.... meh...
that and looking at the lineup...

it’s hard to think of San Diego as good as their record indicates.

I agree.

Knowing that we were two outs from winning last night, I can’t help but be a little disappointed that we only won the series and didn’t sweep.

But at the same time I realize that’s kind of dumb and that I can’t really complain at all. We haven’t lost a series at home in 3 months. That’s frickin’ fantastic.

Great rebound

after a brutal loss yesterday…JHEY, Huddy, Melky, and gonzo look great

Great series, top 2 records in the NL fight it out for a split decision 2-1, Braves take the season series 4-2. The returns of Jurrjens, Heyward and Diaz have been great, the trade for Gonzalez has gone real well, now pay somebody to take McOut and bring back Blanco. Cabrera is looking good enough to start in CF, especially compared to who we are rumored to be interested in.

I thought McLouth is swinging the bat better since has been back. He has hit a few balls really hard and on the button that just found gloves and his only strike out came against Gregerson who is just filthy.

I gave up on him a while back. Spring training was aweful, April, May, June July, I don’t have a clue what happened to him, but he has just lost it in my eyes. When he came to the plate last night in the 3rd inning, popped up the 1st pitch after Tommy had struggled some, it about made me sick. He seems like a great guy, the team loves him, I understand all that. He just can’t hit a baseball anymore, not to mention he refuses to throw the ball from CF. I am ready to move on, I understand some folks are not. He was bad in Sept, injured last August, was his last decent month in July ’09? I really wish he would wake up and be a .250 hitter, but I have 0 confidense that he will.

cards continuing to get one-hit into extra innings..better pull it out if they want a christmas gift.

twss

you just broke

twss rule 1.A

Which reads,

“The creator of the joke, hereby known as the creator, that will eventually lead to a ’That’s what she said said statement’, hereby known as TWSS, has to have a different nametag on a user-created content website than from the person who points out that the statement, in fact, can be said by a member of the female persuasion humorously (usually as a sexual reference), hereby known as the TWSSer.”

couldn’t have said it better myself

Michael Scott breaks that rule almost every time in real life…

I like how you used “Michael Scott” and “in real life” in the same sentence.

aaaand polanco hits a HR in the 11th

We suck

Not really

Lots of folks think we’re pretty good

overrated

In that case

badly rated

no im just joshin

Hello Joshin

howdy partner

Hi Mr. Joshin

Can I call you Just.

hi joshin

my name is hungry. let me introduce you to my friend tired.

Nice to meet both of you cuties.

I'm sorry for doubting you

Great win. Hudson pitched great and the offense looked good. Good series

This team is pretty cool.

9 hits, 1 error committed against, nine innings of one-hit ball against the St. Louis Pujols.

Welcome to the new breed of Philly baseball.

was hoping poo holes could turn in the long ball there…

this game is going to go on forever

did the astros say they’ll give oswalt to whoever wins this game or something?

Fucking Placido Polanco.

i know….what a dick

I'm pretty sure "Polanco"

means “dick” in Spanish.

Did we ever think about signing ibanez 2 years ago? If so, thank god we didnt

Signing him to a 1-year deal would have been fine...

But a 3-year deal for a guy his age is just ridiculous.

Polanco means Polanco in Spanish…either that or they blocked out its true meaning on Google Translate.

It's slang.
fun fact

“placido” is slang for “flaccid” in spanish

close enough for me.
Cool.

Can we start some new slang? Let’s start the nominations:

Utley:
Howard:
Francoeur:
Beltran:

Utley:

“in the manner of a cuckold”

Sample sentence:

My friend Chase was walking Utley down the street, completely unaware that at that very moment his friend Jayson was sleeping with his wife.

Mad Libs?

I (verb) (Phillies or Mets player) because (same player) (verb) (noun).

I always think of

Sesame Street (I think it’s SS anyways) when they put a couple of syllables together and then say the whole word..

Chase…. Utley…. Chutley.

i think it was the Electric Company
I thought

It was “Reyes”

I remember

last year when I wished that we had signed Ibanez… and everybody was lauding how smart Philly was to take a gamble on him.

Just setting up for a Cards walk-off.

they'll have to get a hit first

of which they only have one so far

Cody Ross

I don’t see the need in trading for Ross. I am afraid that the Braves could mess with the chemistry of the team if they make too many changes. I also think that McClouth is going to find a way to contribute with his bat, his speed and his defense.

Cody Ross

I don’t see the need in trading for Ross. I am afraid that the Braves could mess with the AMAZINGNESS of the team if they ADD A GUY THAT CAN’T HIT WORTH SHIT.

FTFY

I honestly think I'd rather have Melky every day than Ross,

especially if Ross comes at the cost of even a decent prospect.

You wouldn’t do Cody Ross for Mike Dunn?

Why?

What does he offer that helps us?

an offensive upgrade in CF?

over mclouth and melky?

I don't think he is an upgrade over Melky.

And if he is, he is only very slightly. And oddly, I like Melky’s defense better in CF.

i agree about the defense

but, to generalize, ross is better vs. lefties than both mclouth and melky… by a pretty wide margin

Oh, sure.

Vs. lefties, only.

Do you think we really need a platoon CF that badly?

Well we already have 5 people who are average in the outfield on the roster.

Why not add one more for shits and giggles?

depends on how much cody ross costs. i’m just saying, the marginal improvement may be worth it, clubhouse chemistry notwithstanding

The only player I would accept in a trade for Ross

would be McLouth.

If it’s McLouth for Ross, that’s an improvement. Otherwise, I’m not a fan.

Better production than Melky and McLouth?

Better than McLouth, yes.

But my left buttcheek could do that for free.

Actually, it's the opposite...

when all 3 are at their best, McLouth and Ross are 20/20 types with a .750-800 ops. Melky is closer to 10/10, and .700-750 if I’m not mistaken. Of course, that “at their best” part is the tricky bit.

Precisely.

Ross is having a poor year, and we all know about Nate. I think the way Melky has played since May makes him at least as good of an option as Ross… and we don’t have to give up anything or mess with the clubhouse atmosphere at all.

How is Ross a 20/20 guy? He has never stole more than nine bases.

Fine, then just focus on the HRs

it’s not like anyone steals bases for Bobby anyway.

How is Ross a 20/20 guy? He has never stole more than nine bases.

How is Ross a 20/20 guy? He has never stole more than nine bases.

Post fail.

Post fail.
Post fail.
Post fail.

uhh? how?

I’m replying to Sanchez

Because you posted it about 8 times?

was it really that difficult to pick up on that reason for failing?

really?sorry?

On my computer it shows I posted it one time.

Your computer

is lying to you.

naw

it just failed

Understanding your Post fail

fail

How is Ross a 20/20 guy? He has never stole more than nine bases.

What are you trying to say here?

Maybe if you post it one more time I can understand you.

How is Ross a 20/20 guy? He has never stole more than nine bases.

Oh now I get it.

Thanks mvhs!

Melky’s 2010 line:
.262/.322/.359

Cody Ross’ 2010 line:
.275/.328/.408

Ross is also a righty all of the time and has better career numbers. If the price is Mike Dunn (or equal to him), I say we make the deal.

Melky's #s are skewed

by his terrible April. He’s been better than Ross since the start of May, and I think he’s likely to be better for the rest of the season as well.

Ross' numbers are skewed by a horrible July...

if we’re playing that remove when they play poorly game.

I like you Sanchez.

Heh.

Well, shoot, I guess I like playing the “What have you done for me lately?” game.

I just like Melky and think he’ll do just fine. Sure, it’d be great if we could find a CF who is a big improvement, but Ross definitely isn’t a big improvement, regardless of what you think of him relative to Melky.

Melky’s 2010 line:
.262/.322/.359, 3HRs, 25RBI

Cody Ross’ 2010 line:
.275/.328/.408, 8HRs, 47RBI

Ross is also a righty all of the time and has better career numbers. If the price is Mike Dunn (or equal to him), I say we make the deal.

Additionally

It would let go of the ball more often.

Would they

do Cody Ross for Mike Dunn? I think that they general sentiment is that Cody Ross is not worth the price.

I don’t see the need in trading for Ross. I am afraid that the Braves could mess with the chemistry of the team if they make too many changes. I also think that McClouth is going to find a way to contribute with his bat, his speed and his defense.

I don’t see the need in trading for Ross. I am afraid that the Braves could mess with the chemistry of the team if they make too many changes. I also think that McClouth is going to find a way to contribute with his bat, his speed and his defense.

that might be the last hit and last RBI werth is going to have with the phillies

Please not a Walk…..

Check 1, check 2...

where’s that graphic I love so much.

You mean Hudson's wife?

No, I don't...

NCChopper has my favorite graphic.

And speaking of Mrs. Hudson, there was a hilarious bit about Joe spraying her with disinfectant at Scottish Rite last night on the game broadcast.

Ask, and ye shall receive. ;-)

Thank you, may I have another? ;)

BRAVEZ RULE

2 runs on 12 hits for the phils....... and i thought WE were bad
I rather

dislike the Phillies.

BTW

Wal-Mart Strawberry Yogurt is freakin’ orgasmic.

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

You're

welcome. It even has little strawberries in it!

Um.

You’re surprised that the strawberry yogurt has strawberries in it? My how far we have fallen as a food-eating society.

Just out of curiosity,

if I have somebody’s SS number, name, and address, where can I sell it to make money?

You're wierd

I like that.

Depends on who it is

I know this is beating a dead horse but Huddy made an interesting comment after

the game today. He said that Gonzalez has been a breath of fresh air on the field and in the clubhouse.

That’s more than great to read.
I like his demeanor on the field and it seems like he’s fit right into the team.

Dear Jason Heyward

please have children soon so they can play for the Braves. And can we sign your lil bro Jacob?
Thanks,
TC

Jacob

Looked pretty damn cool in that Braves jersey in Anaheim last week.

Was he at the AS Game? I didn’t see him…don’t know what he looks like. But I’m sure anyone related to Jason would look awesome in a Braves jersey

anybody* wearing a braves jersey usually looks pretty awesome.

  • unless your name starts with a “j” and ends with an “esse chavez”

I had some unrealized hopes to see Roy Oswalt in one. Yummmmmm.

He'll consent to a trade here for...

A helicopter

£ 100,000

A complete set of steak knives (in the presentation box)

A Cairn Terrier called “Bobby”

A big box of them little rubber things that go “neep neep neep”

One hundred thousand pounds? What’s he going to do with them? Light cigars? I’m telling you, the nouveau riche these days….

MLB Network guys

Talked to JHey before the game on their little platform. He brought Jacob along and introduced him.

I know this is the way Bobby normally operates but...

Seriously, is there any reason for KK or Chavez to even show up at the stadium at this point? If you can’t get into the game when there’s an EIGHT RUN lead it’s not entirely clear if you’re ever getting in.

KK is there to keep Saito company.

I want KKs job

$8MM a year to chill in the bullpen with Moylan and Wags.

I would be worried

If the team scores too much and Wags gets mad, he might throw me into the stands or something. Or set me on fire.

I love this team.

Just proving how good we actually are. Losing a heartbreaker and instead of struggling today we come out and beat the shit out of the Fathers.

Here is my mental image of this.

The Padres came in today to deliver the final punch and as they throw it, the Braves look them straight in the face and say: “What the hell are looking at!” The Braves punch them square in the face and say: Learn your place, you bastards!"

The Braves are mentally tough and focused.

These things are important, if unmeasurable.

Ah, the Phils fire Milt Thompson – oh how I love the sign of despair.

wow

the phils are really, really desperate.

And to think that he had the highest job security for a hitting coach last season.

According to Mitch Williams (I know, I know...)

The Phills and Mets are each “Mayday Teams” right now.

I find this idea very amusing.

While the Braves face the Marlins this weekend, the Phillies will face the Rockies.

Friday:
Roy Halladay / Aaron Cook

Saturday:
Kyle Kendrick / Ubaldo Jimenez

Sunday:
J.A. Happ / Jeff Francis

I say the Phillies MAYBE get one win. I like the Braves’ chances in Florida of winning at least 2 of 3.

Seeing Johnson on the mound today

Filled my heart with joy.

Question

How many game are we gonna play at Pro Player Sun Life Stadium this year?

6

3 coming up and three more september.

noticed your sig, where do you come from?
Mets lost

Oh I still remember that Bleacher report by that Mets fan saying that Beltran was the key and the reason the Mets were the team to beat. We’ll they got off to a crappy start and now are 7.5 games behind, while Philly has overtaken them by .5 game.

Well that’s what you get for giving anything Bleacher Report puts out more than 2 seconds of your time.

Carlos Beltran

Has a lot in common with Darryl Strawberry: once key Mets players who are now finito. Reyes is close behind.

It must suck to spend half the year going “You just WAIT until our A Team gets back!” and then having them turn into Barney and Gomer when they do.

I live in NYC and the mets losing makes me smile...

…almost as much as a braves win!

Pitching Rotation

..can someone explain how we’re pitching with 4 guys right now? is medlen coming back at all or do bobby and wren not want him to pitch too many innings…

jk

just saw that medlen is pitching tomorrow

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