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Jason Heyward's thumb is okay.  Everything's going to be alright.

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Time for the Vulture to hit somebody
hit adrian gonzalez

Only if he can hit Prince Fielder all the way from Atlanta….

It's possible....

not that hard really considering how fat Fielder is

memo to a-gon

you know the clubhouse yunel impersonation contest? yea……………. that’s not real

lol

not sure what you guys expected, he is worse than Yunel at hitting

So far that trade is working as poorly as I envisioned…we must have gotten AGon for his .161 post season average

Cease and desist order has been issued….

STOP

you are the biggest vagina on this site
unneccessary

Who gave you the ruler?

venterz rulez thread

+95 with movement from the left side

It ain’t over yet

this is a good offense
not sure how you can back up this statement
Is this the last appearance of Greg White until September???

Let’s hope we can trick somebody to take Nate McFail off our hands

I think he will do good soon.

JONNY!!!!!

Alex Gonzalez

Manages to be crippling to us without costing us any games.

Do we get Milwaukee again this year?

I answered this....no.
Sorry

Closed out the old thread

i hope so

and i hope angel hernandez is officiating and Venters plucks with him a 96 mph slider

Ah yeah

We can still hope Heyward hits Angel in the face with a line drive

maybe fielder will get traded and venters will get another shot at him

MATT DIAZ F’IN RULES

MATT DIAZ IS A BASEBALL PLAYER

MATTY D IS A FRICKEN ANIMAL if he hits like this the rest of the year in the middle of the line up OH SHIT someone’s winning the east and it looks like we are running away with iy anyways GO BRAVES!!!!!

makes people look silly

How’d Jonny get here?

appealing suspension
Appealing

He can play until Tuesday, when he has his hearing

Jason Heyward overturned the suspension
those B2B sliders

just gave me an orgasm

JV is simply FILTHY

he is awesome thats how

reply fail to Joseph_C

holliday homers…….. 6-0 cards………..

DESTROY THE PHILLIES!!!

Just need AZ to put it to the mets now

opponents 5-72 against Venters with 2 strikes…..Unbeleiveable

That’s an .069 BA….

Catcher interference

dammit

really?

that’s unfortunate

Gonzo is a bitch
McCann seems to get Catcher's Interference more than most catchers

I think I’ve seen it happen 5 or 6 times to him, that seems like a lot.

Venters was a starter right?

in AAA

yeah

but he wasnt consistent enough for the long outtings

its ok mac

just throw him out

That was a slick defensive play by Alex....
but Yunel.... lol

Yunel would’ve thrown the ball to 3rd base on a mental error….

woohoo

gonzo!!

WOAH AGON WOAHHHHH

Okay Sea Bass, we forgive you.

So the trade is good now?

Until he fails to hit again.

but we forgave Yunel for playing great D and shitting the bed while batting….I see a double standard going on

Perhaps I should have actually added the sarcasm tags…

some people are serious…you can never tell with this situation

Gonzo apoligizes for the DP with his glovework

Gonzo says “Fuck you, haterz”

If Alex hits 4-5 HRs soon, we need to make one of those graphics like the one for Glaus – Haters <3 Me.

naw

only for Troy

good play for Auto Out

almost Vidro

what an effort on that DP attempt

Alex G. – whattaniceplay!

It appears the suspension has given Johnny a new, grizzled look on life. No longer is he the perky rookie with jacked up socks, but now the baggy pants veteran with the stern outlook on life. Thanks MLB.

he has a thousand yard stare and has seen things no man should see

Street Cred
He...

is such a little boyish looking thing.

Stop with the wave. Just stop.

Not sure whether it distract the hitter more or the pitcher more

this

Fish losing 10-0 Phils losing 6-0
More excited about the Phils, the Fish are looking bad.

excited about them losing…..need to add that.

3 lefties in the pen that throw high 90’s. That’s just not fair.

if maybe we could have one in the starting rotation…..

coalition to not trade mike minor for crap

meets thursdays

I don't mind an all Righty rotation

When you can bring in Lefties like we have out of the pen, it really doesn’t matter.

don't forget the

good secondary stuff too

Haha we have 3 errors...

HUSH YOU

PSSSST

Do not distract YOUR pitcher with the wave.

man what if Fielder had charged venters than night

I think Venters does the chuck norris roundhouse kick

He might have just thrown his glove 97 into his face

Chuck Norris is scared of Venter's sinker.

Venters’ spikes would’ve deflated him.

That....

is the stuff of dreams.

so what do you expect?

venters to take it like a little girl?

No man...

I meant it would be awesome if Princey had charged and get to see Jonny against the blimp.

she meant “wet dreams”

When was the last time Saito pitched?

i think the last time he did….

July 11

vs los mutts, 3 H, 1 ER in 1 IP

Venters looks like a closer or at least a dominant set up man.

i think he could be a closer….maybe they’ll do a closing combo of him and Kimbrel.

he hasnt really been in too many jams yet

i want to see him pitch with a lot of pressure before calling him a promising closer

Chipper to hit for the Venters
I was hoping he'd be DL'ed

so he can heal properly

Gotta keep swinging the bat

If he gets a hit, then you know Conrad’s coming in to PR

is wags warmin up?
time for wagner to start rooting against us

Gotta keep it a 3 run game to get the save opp, damn’t!

Joe just butchered that explanation.

To be fair

that was the hardest Home Depot question in 4 years

They do pick some retarded questions….

LARRY!!

Well, not everything can go right every night.

Need a Prado hit here so Hey can hit again

I want another JHey AB…come on prayyydo

Denied.

ahhh sounds like my love life

kinda being hard on your self?

ROFL….so many possible comments….

haha

yea. sorry whats ROFL

The sound the blades of the ROFLcopter makes

yeah, I decided to just let that one go:)

being hard on myself is probably my only option tonight

i want a cycle!!!!!!

I thought that potential triple was ruled a double

dangit Prado. I wanted JHey to bat

Chipper will turn things around right?
Does it matter??

If he’s in the clubhouse advising these guys and playing cheerleader for the rest of the season, it wouldn’t hurt us too much. Our offense doesn’t revolve around him like it used to.

yea

our offense gets that much better. Chipper is a great mentor but I would to see him playing and producing

I respect Chipper greatly

He’s a HOF, and he’s had a great career. I’m just indifferent to him and his production. Having Heyward pound the ball around the field is more important at this point, and getting some production out of the OF & SS.

Heyward is great but a rookie. He already has enough pressure, to ask him to carry this team is absurd

DOB on Twitter
Braves have not one but two special assts at Marlins game, Jim Fregosi and Dom Chiti. Cody Ross as CF possibility seems the likely interest
I dont know what to think about this..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
oh god plz NO

i’ll just keep telling myself it’s for josh johnson

id b ok with that one

I would ‘begrudgingly’ accept Johnson…

NO! please no Cody Ross….please

ugh…Braves better not give up much if they do get him

I don't know if I'd really want Ross

But damn, did he scare me on a regular basis as opposition.

This totally depends on who we have to give up to get him

If it’s a couple throw away prospects, I’m game.

Definitely nothing of value. Ross is a DFA candidate according to a couple places.

We don’t need another 4th OF type

I feel sick

who is this scrub pitcher the mets are facing?
Dude, was wondering the same

i’ve NEVER heard of him

dallas braden’s friend

is he also from the 206?

209!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, stockton

yea whatever that place is

its pretty bad, drove through it the other day on my way to the backwoods, avoided getting shot by chinese gangsters by staying on the freeway

Muts threatening already in the first

That was a strike for LeBlanc

I wish we had lidge here....
Bwahahahaha +1
i wish

i had some ice cream

it just so happens that I’m enjoying a large bowl of ice ream right now

There's no difference, really

2 2 go…

Top of the 3rd inning?
that slider

was NASTY

FILTHY SLIDER

man I love Wagner. PLEASE come back next year

I feel like we just can't keep our great closers

It’s amazing how unsafe I felt with Soriano & Gonzo the last couple of years.

I do too..

but I would feel just as good with Venters in that spot.

what a fkn pitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lidge could've gotten that K, as well.....

That was Janet Jackson nasty

this make me LOL
Whitney Houston nasty
RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS BELIEVES YOU HAVE A TABLE RESERVED FOR HIM UNDER THE NAME FOR 'THE BEST RECORD IN THE LEAGUE', YES?

Good to see you, old friend...
INDEEEEEEEEEEEED
Best in the National League!!!

Game over! :)

BALLLL GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best record in the NL!

YEEEEHAW! BEST RECORD IN THE NL BABY!!!

You guys think

23 more saves is feasible for Wags?

I’d really love to see him retire with the LHP saves record.

i dont think

he retires if he doesnt get it

not really

unless you want him to burn out

he never pitches more than 1 inning an outing, how burned out could that make him?

I think he can do it

if he can't get the record

come back next year

in 69 more games…it’s plausible but unlikely

all he needs is the opportunity, that's it

I hope we win more games by more than 3 runs

its a longshot, but not out of the realm of possibility.

Victory Cookie!

awesomest .gif evar

As Braves die hard fan, it' s been a LONG time since I've been this proud of them
that win felt

especially good

Wagner saves # ??
22
sorry i mean career
407

in 457 opportunities – 8 out of evey 9. totally sick.

He needs 18 to leads all time lefty (424)

i think that he can get it

What;s Mariano Rivera's %?
See everyone for the Series WIN tomorrow night!

.

Mets left the bases loaded at the top of 1st
Best record in the NL

Is ours again!

for the rest of the year that is

player of the game = diaz
been on FIRE lately!

ya give him an extension
for sure

it was like a mid-season power upgrade when we were already in 1st. God Iove this team.

HA, I am watching from San Diego....

The announcer just said, Brian the Cannon, in reference to him having an arm, and said it like that is his nickname normally.

This was an unusual game for McCann, and I’ve definitely not heard him called Brian the Cannon…..well….EVER.

i could get used to Brian the Cannon
He has another game like this and I'm down.....

But he hasn’t earned that one yet.

goodnite everybody

nice to enjoy a win with all of you

Good night everyone

Happy win tonight

2/7 With RISP is nasty—-but a win is nice.

Pads pitching staff is tough

They strand a lot of runners. Nothing to scoff at that we were only 2/7 against them.

Guess not. And Heywards better—so I’m happy! :D

Yippee yi

YAY

May the Mets Dickey and company lose.

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