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Open Thread 5/9: Braves at Phillies #2

Braves down 4-0, KK's allowed two dingers, and everyone's mad at Melky Cabrera.

Happy Mother's Day!

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more runs

= new thread

On snap, nobody’s first.

i’m not a nobody…

You're also not first.

UltimaParadox FTW

I was first on mine

until i refreshed

grand slam thread

More runs please!

That should have been an error

the whole box?!

We already got one Melkrical, I’m not taking any chances.

where’s the “got Melk?” picture been?!

Best I can do on short notice:

A patented Glaus single would do wonders here

Oh someone beat me to it

Let’s go Glossy! SINGLES POWAH!

C'maaaaaaahn Glaus

Come on, TROY!!!

put this on the board

PLZ

come on Glaus

Sac Fly please

Hamels is all over the place.

woah

a little high on that one

woah

a little low on that next one

I feel it…XBH coming up!

Brown and pink don’t go together, though.

time to make it 1-9

Glaus is due. 0-6 with bases loaded this year.

hit hit hit hit...

MLB.tv freezes every time the ball is pitched…really pissing me off

That blows

I love that service, I really do, but it has far too many hiccups.

making sure

Thats because so may people are tuned in for this epic Glaus at bat

Refresh your feed, it should fix itself in the first few second. Or, at least, it always does for me.

they are trying to get out of this without scoring

Stupid Phillies fans. It was clearly fouled off and dropped.

Ok, I jumped threads....hope it doesn't backfire.

C’MON GLAUS!!!!

Does Glaus have no stride in his swing?

Good battle going on here…

Please please please Troy.

I love man who follows directions!

Luck!

Seeing eye single!

GLAUS!!!!

SINGLES POWAH!!!

SINGLES POWAH!!!!!!

GLAUS

I WANT TO MARRY U

base hit

Glaus

2 RBI

4-3!!!
RALLY!!!

yes yes yes yes yes!!!! POWAH GLAUSOSAUR WITH THE RBI!

I am supposed to meet my wife for lunch at 2 (central time), but I am still sitting on my couch in my pajamas – I can’t leave this inning.

hahahha love it

you’re a god amongst men.

you migght want to

start getting ready, unless she is also a braves diehard

She hates baseball because I love it so much.

I once turned down sex to finish watching a game – in 2008.

The pause button is big and yellow and sticks out like a sore thumb for a reason

I didn’t have DVR back then.

can’t record shit on that tape.

What?

It looks like he could easily get 5-8 minutes on EP/SLP mode on that tape.

lol “EP/SLP” mode. I’m so lost.

sigh

Kids.

I’M A MAN!!!!!!! I’m 25 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sigh

Kids.

I was trying to imitate the OK State Football Coach. Fail on my part.

He was supposed to record over his homemade bedroom porn?

Well….he turned down sex to watch a game. I wouldn’t doubt it.

His girl at the time was not doing her job very well.

Prado to Snitker: “You don’t know what the hell you’re doing.”

Ibanez

Has a candy arm

Take that, Brian Snitker.

Glausosaur SMASH

Ibanez did his best Melky impression, but at least he had no shot at nailing the guy at the plate…

-C

now its bmac time

I love how Prado just ran right through the stop sign

Mac needs a HR here....

Let’s rip one here Heap!

Troy Glaus the “Singles” Lady killer.

HAHA

Ladykiller might be a good nickname for him…

Man

no pitching coach visit.

Hamels is everywhere

I can’t believe they’re keeping Hamels in….

He has been everywhere the whole game.

He is simply put, not that good.

Glaus continues to (mostly) amaze me.
3-1 changeup

up and in asking for disaster

Fuck

Good pitch, though.

this

Heap couldn’t have done much with that pitch

Fuck....

Mac watched that one go by :(

well that wasn’t good

Ugh

Better than a vidro

Nothing he could have done with that pitch. But still too close to take.

yo this thread is bad luck

This thread has scored 3 runs.

=P

i’ve been talking to myself on the other thread the whole time

If that’s bad luck, somebody get some black cats and broken mirrors and shit in here fast.

another lucky break

sure Vidro there

Luck on our side in this inning.

Braves lead the league in looking at strike 3?
Wouldn't surprise me.
GOOD 1ST PITCH SWINGING
damn howard is huge

Haha, it hit Howard in the face.

Oh hell....

Brooks Conrad batting :(

Ok, I can go to lunch now.

great

brooks conrad is exactly who i want up in this situation

 freakin’ Matty nearly committed suicide there!

COME ON CONRAD

MAKE ME HAPPY PROVE UR WORTH

Broken bat single please?

broken bat home run?

Andruw did that once

against Philly nonetheless

I was there for that game, it was epic

we lost though

scared of brooksy

FIRE SNITKER

Again!

Conrad has a nice batting average…….for a pitcher.

The Braves team BA

is nice…. for a pitcher

I don't know about you guys

But I still like Brooks Conrad.

i think you're on your own
WHAT?

tell me you’re kidding

please walk brooks

Bunt for a hit?

a single would be nice

Hamels is all over the map...

92 ptiches… love the phils pen

Man 3-1 changeup

getting everyone

Conrad.. gadzooks!
Of course...

…it comes down to Brooks “Skins” Conrad.

Let’s go Nate!

okay nasty nate

clear the bases here buckaroo

COME ON MCLOUTH

PLZ :)

Conrad=Beastmode

A got a feeling McLouth will come through

Ok, if McLouth gets on, do you PH for Kawakami?
if nasty nate gets on??

do we pinch hit heyward?

Let's not jinx this AB
Double switch

Let’s kill two birds with one stone and get Melky out of there.

-C

Bah

Just one freaking solid hit. Please.

I feel more confident with Nate up now....

Need some more runz, Nate!!!

Suicide squeeze with an errant throw? Please?

How awesome would a bases loaded walk be right here?

The “Just looking” Nate McClouth (on purpose)

Oh, you and your puns, Chip… hardy har.

McLouth

Should be TASED – What’s he waiting for???

A ball he can roll over on into the infield for out 3.

what could he have done with either of those borderline strikes? Quite frankly I’m pissed at the ump for giving Cole the benefit of the doubt after being all over the place this whole inning

About as unawesome as Werth getting plunked with the bases juiced.

DO NOT STRIKE OUT, NATE!!!
Man

Two good pitches by Hamels there

I would just like to point out...

that on the last thread… i said that if KK got on base we’d score at least 3 runs this inning…

So if we only score 3 it'll be your fault eh

You don’t get banned!

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY 5 RUNS!?

lmao, i apologize

Uncanny. Any other predictions?

cash or check acceptable payments of appreciation…

please make another prediction

damnit why wouldn't you say 10 runs

we could be up by so much right now =P

Sigh...

At least we got 3 runs?

Top 4 in the lineup- 8 for 11
Bottom 5- 0 for 10

lol we would leave the bases loaded though
damnit

why does nate suck so much at batting

He was quick to adopt the organizational philosophy about hitting.

sigh

mccann we need something from an all star

Positive

Only down by one run now.

Damn it. So close.
 
Story of the season. At least we’re back in this one!

"the big hit, Troy Glaus .."

Our big hit is a dribbler through the hole.

Story of the season.

better than before

A dribbler to second then a Double Play

you’re complaining about a 2-rbi single?

Because it wasn’t a 7 RBI triple!

Of course!

It’s Glaus’ fault we’re not winning. First he fucked up with that single in the first inning, and now he fucked up with that single in the 5th inning. DFA HIM!!!

he is a Singles Guy. He loves to play the field.

dont doubt him

He will deliver

feels like ETERNITY

that was b/c “Everybody” has to be represented in the All Star game. Pirates are Rhode Island.

Well, he actually had a career year that season and probably deserved to be in the all-star game.

Ok guys, lunch time with the little lady. I’ll be back in an hour!

You realize if we go ahead in you absence, you’re never getting back into a thread, right?

nice, 3 runs in the fewest amount of runs you can score when you send 9 men to the plate

Thanks, Capt. Obvious.

douche much?

Damn….touchy much?

i’ll take that as a “yes”

Seriously….what the hell?

Good inning

Should have taken the lead

Chances KK

does not give up a run?

looking at those matchups….we need to take 2 of 3 from the brewers

When do we play the Astros?
i'm feeling good about

Hanson and Hudson

Hudson

Good results, but he is still fighting his mechanics, still leaving too much up

looks pretty good for us…of course i’ve said that before

Brew Crew swinging the bats pretty well so far this year.

You mean we’re not running into any aces like Scott Olsen or Jamie Moyer?

is this the most run support we’ve given KK this year?

yeah

we gave him 2 runs of support 3 times

Hypothetical question...

If we continue to play well, does MarkDouche come back to the thread??

-C

no way

we started playing well after he left

i hope not, no body tell him that we rallied

Howard not into bondage according to Joe

see ya!

KK seems to have hound his groove

I was going to say it

but I knew with Werth coming up I needed to stay reserved

Hamels has been getting worse, KK getting better as the game went on.

K

howard STFD!

This umps strike zone makes no sense.
Yea

I keep thinking that K-Zone thing is off.

shades of bill hohn

but KK getting outs, so i am not complaining

thats right werth!

thats what bad luck feels like

weakest part of a game thread... hard to do the chop and o o ooo s haha

gotta get creative

OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO

000000000 0000000000 0000-000-000000!!!

KK

another inning?

why not

his leadoff walk got us going

No pitcher in the game can go from looking horrible to looking awesome (or vice-versa) faster than KK.

I think Hamels did the versa part pretty well last inning.

He’s looked pretty bad all day, we just kept letting him off the hook (as we often do this season).

yeah, Hamels is close

On the bright side, he usually goes awesome to horrible. He seems to be doing the reverse today.

It seemed like there were a lot of games last year where he’d look bad for 1-2 innings, great for 3, then look awful in the next inning and get pulled.

Conrad stopped the Caveman in his tracks...
Kawakami

warming up.

that was exactly the luck we have not been getting!

that was the best inning of baseball we have played since the first game of the season!

8 in a row for KK.

Hamels needs to walk Kawakami again and then we’re in business

maybe we'll score 3 runs again

that was fun

lets steal if from the pheusies!
cooooooolllddd train.
KK is leading off, let him bat.

Get another inning (or two) from him.

I love how all of the KK haters have nothing positive to say when he’s pitching well.

To be honest, most of the KK haters have nothing positive to say about anybody.

He’s pitching well? WHAT?

He totally fucked that last inning up! He threw 8 pitches. It should’ve been 7.

or three

good pitchers get 3 pitch innings

I wonder how often that actually happens though.

happened to us the other day

despite glaus even getting a hit

That was the most impressive part of it. A 3 pitch inning, despite giving up a base hit…

that is ridiculous.

Moyer, two days ago

They all left three innings in, back when we were done for.

-C

apparently it’s not entertaining or arguable. I really like KK and hope everybody will stop blaming pitching and focus clearly on hating the offense.

NO HATING!

DICK! HAHA JK

This team has 99 problems but our pitching ain’t one.

no problems that last inning!
All right KK!!

Settle down and get the W

oh those phillies mascots...so entertaining...
So I'll Give KK Some Credit

Hard to believe he’s still pitching!

KK magic bat is broken

but Glausosaur is hungry for POWAH.

kawakami is atually an amazing pitcher

I agree. He’s just mediocre when compared to other major league pitchers.

except aces

dude, Tom Glavine, John Smoltz, or Greg Maddux are not walking back into that dugout. Make due with what you got.

come on omar

lets get another leadoff hit here

Hubby giving me grief for not picking Infante as my P2C
i picked Mac...

so far…FAIL

Wow nasty pitch

Durbin

chin music

followed by that.. definitely a nasty pitch

DAMNIT BOBBY...PUT HINSKE IN FOR MELKY NOW THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHTY IN

thanks for the cool breeze infante

Lots of groin injuries……..maybe some folks need to do some more stretching?
 
I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU HAYWOOD!

you mean Haywird

good try though

I mean hayword
First name Heywood

Last name Jablome

Stretching new opinions

Lots of articles coming out now how stretching does not help prevent any injuries what-so-ever and actually weakens them

Its better to stretch after physical activity

I never really stretched for anything, never pulled anything, yet again I haven’t played competitively since I was 19

Have you ever seen a lion stretch before taking down a gazelle??

-C

So we put a dent in Hamels—let’s not let the neckbeards of the Philly pen look like Cy Young against us.

"neckbeards of the Philly pen"

I like that one…

Hurl your best apple, Durbin

Does that make him a whirling dirvish Durbin?

is it bad that I want to get to melky so we can clear him next inning?
1600+ comments in 5 2/3 innings?

Holy cow. You guys are animals!

Its slowed down a little since Justin left and theres no one having an argument

I am always good for a

few hundred myself when I Show up

I’ve slowed a bit, wondering if maybe I’m replying too much since I was (cough) mentioned by someone who posted for the first time. My total shocked me. LOL

Please

There was this guy i once saw who made a point to screen grab his 49,980th comment, fanpost the screen grab, just so people could see when he hit 50,000.

who?

Not on this blog

Another one I’ve lurked at

50k is ridiculous

who was the guy who picked up more posts than bigjoe in like 2 months?

Hell if I remember

Probably MP and his P-bombs

I just remember some dude finding the blog and he would go through every thread and respond to every single comment, usually in some negative fashion and got every one pissed off at him.

lol

Good times. Wait, that’s still not happening today?

Was that when the threads got “Proctored”?

That shocked me, too. There are plenty of people who post more often than you (no offense).

I wasn’t offended…more surprised to read my name. But I saw my total and figured… he might have a point. LOL

13k+….that’s pretty impressive.

I enjoy your posts and pics. I took it as that guy was just saying you are a positive poster. Keep it up!

honestly

you usually add good stuff to the threads

The rest of us are mostly just bickering and whining

I love it all. You all never fail to make me laugh – cuss in agreement – teach me something – or think.. “Damn, I wish I had thought of that!?”

haha

most of the time so far cuss in agreement

I know what you mean

if prado gets on 1b, glausosaur goes yard.

i like your predictions

now let me dismiss this as meaningless until it actually happens

why does it seem like odarp never swings at 3-0 pitches?

why would you? if the pitcher is having control issues

sure

in that context. but when durbin has already K’d two? and the pitch is right down the middle?

probably didnt have the greenlight

wanted a walk so we could clear melky

because you’re not supposed to?

You pretty much shouldn’t swing at 3-0 pitches unless the game isn’t close. At least, in my opinion.

A) It’s smart
B) He may not be getting green lights.

Melky leading off next inning, can’t wait!

Grand slam.
that would be heywardesque with no runners on

I thought only Heyward could hit grand slams with no one on base.

melkman has a lot of juice stored up

That’s What Bonds Said

Jeff Francoeur could

In 2005

Lead off homer. Pisses people off since there was nobody to RBI but himself.

Triple Play!!!
wait wait

Swings and misses, throws the bat into the dugout

and injures Heyward?

honestly

have you ever seen melky show any emotion?

no

he just looks pissed..

but I was thinking more along the lines of a Julio Franco bat throw

i’ve seen people go to hell for less

Don’t even joke about that shit. If anyone can do it it’s pinstripe-boy.

Methinks he would need to enter the Witness Protection Program if he did that.

Methinks I’d get to him before they could hide him- he’d sign his own death warrant.

just get on base.

Chip doing his best to jinx kk

he jinxes everyone

Listening to Chip should have a Surgeon General’s warning.

May cause brain damage?

may piss you off enough to result in murder
i rejinxed chip

by muting my television

If by jinx you mean annoy .. then yes.

creepy ass Robin Roberts statue again!!!

Ibanez

Cheating for the fastball, gets out on his front foot and boom ground out

i really never thought KK would make it to the 6th

well

please tell us about the phillies sellouts more, its so fun to listen to

standing room only not available for this weekend series

They’ve already caught at least one rabid fan trying to scale the wall Batman-style.

the Braves

had one consecutive sellouts to start the season

Oh TBS ...

“Robin Roberts didn’t have pitch counts in his day. 200. 250. 300. Who knows how much he’d throw in his time.”

Really? 300 pitches in one game?

Well, the mound was only 10 feet from the plate back then …

plus

He drank a 40 between every inning back then too

And smoked two packs of cigarettes.

Need a vidro here...
damn we are good

are we psychic

GIDP would be ideal here

haven’t seen one yet today

you sir

are a genius

We willed it, you and I. Go us.

Your wish is granted

thank you sir may I have another?
i guess we're waiting til the 9th to pinch hit heyward

so he can hit a walk-off homerun on the road…

Chip Caray likes DPs

fisted?

Chip is all about the hot double fisting action…

I CALLED IT, I HAD VIDRO READY TO POST!

Woohoo! They didn't score - AGAIN!

KK....

nice, if not for the HRs

Hey guys where does the term Vidro come from?
From me

LOL

pretty sure vidro is the ultimate secret

Jose Vidro...BOOM
No seriously

Vidro is a piece of my own personal baseball vernacular that I forced upon everyone here, and anyone who knew how to look at B-R quickly understood why I used it as such.

Pitch count at like 95…probably goes one more

I doubt he will be back.

no reason for him not to, unless the opportunity to PH comes up

lets hope the O makes bobby decide if he needs to take him out.

I can't stay away

so I’m back. you can cringe now

Melky is terrible

Great Job Melky
Thanks for sucking Melky....
Wow melky

most worthess 3 hole hitter ever

bunting

hahaha

Oh Melky, you big tease you ..

wow

i love it when our number 3 batter bunts to get out

bunting to lead off an inning…..

1 pitch...

at least we didn’t have to look at Melky’s face for too long….he makes me angry just looking at him.

Glausosaur looks angry!

well glaus got dominated that ab

Awwww.....Glausosaur goes down swinging, 2 outs
Mr Glaus

i have no beef with you sir

alright mccann
Durbin Restoring Order

YIKES

Durbin

eats Righties for breakfast

Mac is due for a HR....
sigh

he’s due for a lot of things this season.

the more we say that

the more he doesnt :(

It has to happen eventually!!

I am due

to win the lottery too

3 of the last 5 have K’d … geesh

Now is not the time to get eaten by the Philly pen.

Why does his hand keep coming off the bat this year?

this guy’s pitching is seriously dirty…. shit

Mac

Does not look good

wtf

I don’t think I could swing like Heap if I tried, with my RH coming off the bat first.

And Mac strikes out....
my god

wtf is wrong with mac…he looks so fucking bad lately

i think the eye issue is worse than they’re leading on

i wish he'd just wear the damn glasses then
he has been doing really well in day games..
not recently?

atleast not that i can remember

aye its been a while since we’ve been able to call him a game MVP =/ he’s my fantasy league catcher too… not fun watching him struggle

It’s probably the macular.

Damn…Durbin looking nasty

3-4-5….nice

like 10 pitches

mccann

is disappointing me and that saddens me

his eyes need to get fixed…

Time for a corneal transplant, Mac.
 
Man up and get it done.

Nice inning there from the Bravos!

We need to get the order reset

If we can get Matt Diaz to see Brad Lidge, we have a chance

edit

if we can get anyone to see Brad Lidge, we have a chance

brooks conrad, melky cabrera?
brad lidge

has been known to throw the ball into the outfield for base hits

well

knowing melky doesnt know to throw to home play would he know to run to first?

If we can get Albert Pujols to face Brad Lidge, we have a chance. Because Lidge will run off the mound crying and curl up in the fetal position in the dugout.

really?

It happened once. Lidge couldn’t pitch well for like, 2 years afterward.

I still remember trading for Brad Lidge in MVP 2005. You know, back before he sucked.

I love TBS's emo montage music
I was just wondering something about Mac....

We all know he’s not hitting. We also know his throws to second have all sailed into the outfield this season. I’m wondering if the two are related? And my theory is that since it’s only his right eye messed up, maybe his depth perception is off.

Any thoughts?

that actually makes perfect sense
Yes

Eyes are related to pretty much everything.

I meant the depth perception thing specifically – as in he’s not calibrating his throws to second properly because he can’t gauge the distance correctly.

although

i feel like he’d have trouble catching behind the plate too if this was the case

I’m not sure that’s the case. He only has to pick up the X and Y position of the ball to catch it. Z is less relevant, since it’s going to come straight to him.

he could probably compensate a little with timing on that so it wouldn’t be as pronounced

Astute observation. Anisometropia (difference in the power between the eyes) can affect binocular vision and depth perception.

I could see that

No pun intended. But that rationale makes sense. Plus it’d make you rethink each action.

most likely true. I found out after my playing career was over I was a better left handed hitter than right handed (though I was always RH when playing competitvely) because I was right eye dominant and when that eye was in the front batting lefty I picked up the ball much better. So the eye dominance may be the real issue.

heyward vs. lidge

i want to see it

this will result in a HR

110% of the time

Give Glaus that extra 10% please.
KK out for the 7th

Are we playin’ with fire here?

I think we’ll know after Ross Gload’s AB. If KK gets him, we’re good. If he doesn’t, he needs to be pulled.

And he got him! KK stays in!

he’s looked more solid as the game has gone on

It’s been good to see, just hope he’s on a very short leash.

KK’s been pitching well save those two HR’s

he’s giving up 1 hit over the last 3 innings

Ha, looks like you were right.

Wish I wasn’t. Looks like that leash was 1 batter too long.

It was a pretty good pitch too…unfortunately that doesn’t matter

ouch

you are correct

Oh man

5lb bag of roasted peanuts

Freaking sweet

I think the runs are in your future.

hopefully the runs are in all of our futures

http://www.instantrimshot.com

I thought you’d appreciate it.. considering you enjoy… HAM

Ham’s OK. I got the name from a Kids In The Hall sketch.

Just reading that URL title made me smile.

sometimes

you have to make great sacrifices

Omar

only XBH" today?

better than no hits at all
Scott Olsen

is not around is he

lol…Cocks

hahahahahhaha

a microcosm of our season?

Freudian slip much?
Dicktorino strikes again.

PHUCK!!!!

BALLGAME

Where was the wind on that one???

Better question:

How did he not get jammed on that? That was way in on his hands.

I HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE Shane Victorino.

what the hell is a homerun

It’s that thing the opposing team does where they stop playing long enough to give out a souvenir. The Braves don’t do that.

so the braves are just greedy?

baseballs cost money

and in this economy…

Great minds think alike?
Short on baseballs.

We have to conserve, in case we need them later.

phuck that freaking hawaiin
damnit

i got to take a piss and see that KK have up another HR…thats 3 today…not good

I love how we manhandle Howard this season....

But Victorino and Werth are murdering us. :(

Werth is murdering everybody.

for what is werth, werth is murdering everyone.

i see what you did there

despite the small error…i think you mean “for what it’s werth”

no SBs

because Victorino is not getting OBP at a high clip

And then we get to enjoy Chip/Joe telling us Phillies so good, they don't have to run.

AL type offense. Saweet.

I blame this one on Nate!!

Multiple fails in big time spots

I blame Melky….I don’t need a reason.

yeah…aside from his D, he’s done nothing useful.

he's made two real nice defensive plays though

i’d blame melky’s retarted no-throw to home

shut the fuck up

blaming losses of games in the 7th inning what the fuck is wrong with you

this is the reason braves are struggling..

fans like that

i don’t think the team is struggling because of the fans. I think they are struggling because they can’t hit very well.

yeah….our disappointment in them is making them swing the bats at fucked up pitches

common sense nonsense!
defending blaming a team before the end of a game

is ridiculous..

you sir are ridiculous

i have no problem admitting that

but there is no defense when someone calls you out on getting negative on a team mid game.. a manager would kick you out of the dugout, and i would kick all such nonsesne out of the game thread

you are not the manager here. and we don’t operate on baseball team rules either.

Good thing you’re not in charge of the game thread, then.

Besides, learn to tell the difference between the serious haters and those of us who are mostly joking.

The blame keeps getting shifted around. KK, then Melky, now Nate. If Nate gets a hit sometime, we might have to blame B-Mac.

blame is a retarded waste of time that only destroys teams
Hey, hey, hey...

The blame NEVER shifts off Melky.

Nah. I’m more than happy to blame Milky henceforth and forevermore. Or at least until he’s traded/released.

Glaus still gets his share of the blame, for some reason

Decent

job by KK, that last Homerun was a decent pitch

i'm a little concerned he gave up 3 HRs

all solo shots but he seems to be giving up a lot of HRs each game..if I remember correctly he gave up 2 last start

Yeah...that is worrisome, but hopefully it's just a fluke.

He ordinarily gives up about 1 HR per 10+ IPs. Now, he’s given up 5 HRs in the last 10 IPs.

other than those few hanging pitches he was really good today

plus he was facing the phillies…

Sigh...

Phucking Little League ballpark….

Somehow this feels less than celebratory..

Poor KK

He started off poorly, but came back strong.

yea

he usually does poorly the 2nd-3rd time through the order, but he rebounded strongly

sign of good things to come

He was not fighting his follow through as much, really driving the ball down in the zone

i feel like we should be winning the game

i guess i forgot how bad the first inning was

I gotta order me a pink bat.

6 yrs & counting…. :-)

so not to be mean though

What does the Brooks Conrad pink bat go for?

$1...

i think the fact he used it defaces its value

ouch

poor Brooksy

cold blooded

Depends, did he sign it?

If he signed it, the value goes down more, right?

yeah I would think

thats ink on a perfectly good bat

HAHAHHAHAHAH

this

Actually

I would consider buying the bat if he hits a game tying home run here

what you think?

up to $5???

totally worth it

the previously mentioned bat is being used right now!!!

Good outing KK.

EOF did his job...

Odds of EOF stealing another win today?

that pissed me off

that should have gone to Medlind so bad…

C’mon now. He’s no Oscar Villereal.

He usually does. I have zero complaints about EOF since he joined the team.

EOF

is very consistent

But would you say he’s consistently consistent?
 
- Blueberry Johnson

He'll be back

Barring enough base runners to get to the 9th spot, EOF will be right back to pitch to Howard in the 8th

sucks knowing we are going to need like 5 baserunners to score 2 runs

wouldn't

back to back to back to back HRs be awesome here

we’d have to clone Heyward twice for that to happen

i have faith in brooks conrad...

…nvm

jose Contreras

Fork ball master

In Soviet Russia, ball forks you!

I prefer my balls to spoon….

jose contreras mom, 104 yrs old, is in the ballpark

I'd hate to see her die of a heart attack...

But the Braves need a win here.

glad

you got your priorities straight

A couple of homers wouldn’t hurt, but they might kill her.

just send him down....thurston can't be this bad
brooks

f’in horrible

mclouth.. i love his swing, i wanna see it!
it is beautiful when he makes solid contact

Brooksy listening to the dickhead fan saying “swing”

He probably thought it was TP yelling at him.

There’s got to be someone, somewhere more capable than Conrad right now…bring up Salcedo?

Mark DeRosa?

i say we start trading some of these awesome pitching prospects. Delgado’s line today: 6IP 4h 1r 2bb 9k

Delgado for Pierre? Podsednik?

We’d finally have our leadoff hitter!

Redemption time!!!

…..seriously Nate….lets go!

...yeah

Conrad was a good addition to the lineup today 0/4 w/ 2 SOs and that horseshit throw to Glaus…good idea Coxy….

thats a fucking ball

Bad strike call there.

That was a terrible call.

that pitch was closer!

did they seriously just call that a strike????

fantastic call ump

Let me get this straight.....we hammer the Phillies' starter....

…..but their bullpen is shutting us down?

Yes, that’s correct.

Is this Bizarro World?

To be fair, it was surprising that we hammered their starter.

And it was typical that we didn’t hammer him even more, given how HORRIBLE he was.

nate should be walking to first..

That pitch was better than the one he called.

And then he calls a ball on a much better pitch

We need to get some guys on here if only to make sure that Glausosaur and Mac come up in the 9th.

I'm not so sure I want Mac up right now

sadly…

He’s been overmatched in some at-bats but also hit a ball hard… and it’s unlikely that Infante/Prado alone will be able to get two across.

wonderful inning
we'll we're down to 3 outs

chances of more 9th inning heroics…SLIM with melky batting 3rd

wont be melky

Pinch hit Heyward for Melky….that’s for damn sure.

shit, I’d take Hinske

well...

a logical manager would pinch hit him yes…but will Bobby…I mean he is obviously drunk enough to put melky batting 3rd to begin with

pinch hitter

only team this year to pinch hit for their 3-hole hitter

chipper, omar, prado, heyward up next inning
was JUST about task

if you think bobby would PH heyward for melky. i vote he doesn’t… gotta play the matchups!

not that i don't think he SHOULD

but we all know bobby..

Due up in 9th
 
PH: Hinske? Heyward? Chipper?
Infante
Prado

chipper-- he was already warming up for EOF
can we get a prediction please

how many runs in the 9th?

i’ll predict when i see who’s pitching— i gotta get the feeling from the situation

Frankly, I like our chances for some offense against Lidge if he indeed pitches.

We own Lidge.

Who own da Lidge?
 
OwnSSSS. OwnSSSS.
 
Ownzuh! Ownzuh!

Melky is just waiting for his moment
i love your enthusiasm
You shut your goddman jew mouth

Know it's a quote

But don’t make it again

Alright.

I’m sorry.

as a german I take offense to that

As someone named Kyle,

I think I offended myself. I’m an asshole!

So, do people still hate KK?

Since he ended his day with a HR, yes

He did kinda make my arguement about how he doesn’t give up a lot of HRs rather weak.

5 HRs in his last two games – all of the solo shot variety…

Solo shots are even devastating when the team struggles to score. I don’t think people would complain too much of KK lead baseball in DLWs, because at least we’d still be winning games

That last one hurt. 2 runs back looks huge right now compared to 1.

god...

i’m blaming this loss solely on him. I mean…he was pathetic…did you see him make those shitty plays at 3rd base and short stop…and damnit…doesn’t he know that he has to run to melky cabrera and grab the ball out of his glove and throw it home for him…he’s so fucking horrible

on the non-sarcastic side

he did give up 3 HRs though…

Yeah, it’s out of character for him to be giving up the bombs – but we are in CBPB and the Phillies are awesome.

yeah

although werth’s and utley’s were gone in any park…

fail

werth and polanco’s

i’m blaming this loss solely on him Melky.

Because I CAN.

STFD HOWARD!

EOF and Venters pwn Howard this season.

Howard

Thinking about all his money on the way back to the dugout

I want werth bad next year

no way they give him up

he's a free agent

and they dont have money to retain him more than likely

hes a FA…theres really no way they can sign him

Way:

What do they have, like $110M committed to seven guys next year already, now that Howard got his bloat-deal?

become a Yanks fan then

they are gonna get carl crawford
It's the Yankees...

They’ll take both Crawford and Werth.

Must be nice.

Fer rizzle.

Imagine what we could do with a Crawford-Werth-JHey OF.

Now mop up all the tears you just in a puddle beneath you.

He wants

100 million +

And he, if anyone, deserves it.

I don't know

He’s going to be 31. 15-16M a year seems the elite going rate these days for anyone not named Howard or Pujols, that would require a 7 year deal. I could see him getting a Bay-style deal, 4-5 years, but 7-8 is a little much.

Yeah, I don’t think he’ll get 100+ either

So, there’s a chance we get him?

Don't get your hopes up.

Either Chipper has to retire or Kasten has to get the Fount O’ Money flowing or there’s no way. But I would wet myself if we get him, he’s phenomenal.

I said I want him

didn’t say we would actually get him

So far thisyear

Ubaldo > Halladay

god yes

Ubaldo is downright dominant

Doubt it will be the same by the end of the year, but so far, yes, you are correct.

Would you rather.....

Shave Werth’s beard or kick Melky in the balls?

I'll take the kick, please.
shave his beard

you never kick a man in the balls…NEVER

(just like you don’t shoot a guy in the dick)

Shave Werth. Cause then I could slit his f’ing throat.
 
Wait. That wasn’t nice.

HEYWARD HAS A BAT IN HIS HANDS
He is swinging to

adjust the wind

Leadoff two-run bomb!!!

A leadoff walk to Chipper, then a walkoff GS by JayHey.

Only Jason Heyward can hit a walk-off 2 run grand slam on the road…

Don’t argue with it. Just let it happen…

Howard

This was severely delayed...

I was checking the steaks. Sorry.

Is it me

or does Ibanez look like a character from Avatar?

god his alien head pisses me off
Not as much of an alien head as Sam Cassell
Anyone good at getting those images up?

For being Indian I suck at computers.

How much longer do we have EOF?

I think he’s under team control until after next year

just looked it up…arb eligible until 2013

I approve.

going to be interesting to see how long we keep him when those arb raises start to get higher

Venters, Dunn will make the decisions easier

enters arb 1

next year

will lidge blow this save?

probably / yes

no doubt

chip walks
omar singles
prads doubles
heyward goes bomb

and we walk off…and yes we can…when heyward hits a HR in the 9th you get to walk off…look that shit up

Chipper, Omar, Prado, Heyward
Is this Lidge's first outing

since coming off the DL?

No. Gave up a bomb his first appearance back.

no.

he pitched and gave up a HR in his first outing

no

he’s had 3 outings, 2.1 IP 1 ER

Question time:

Should Heyward lead off the 9th for the pitcher or does Bobby wait and see if Melky comes up with a runner on?

Chipper Ph first

no doubt

We need runners.

So you put him up regardless.

chipper should lead off the 9th

although heyward’s OBP is just as good as chippers, chipper can still take a walk with the best of ’em and then we will have some power in the tank when we need to ph for melky

Lead off with Hinske, save Heyward…that’s what I would do.

And Bobby does it.

Just as you called it.

I’d rather Hinske come up with a chance for extra base power, which I’m not convinced Chipper has right now. So let Chipper work a walk or get a base knock first.

And this is why I’m not managing a MLB team.

we

have a winner

i disagree with this

chipper with the better plate discipline, maybe he’s too hurt

C'mon Hinske....get a rally started.
NL hits .300 against LIdge

So that means we’ll hit .220 against him or something like that

if lidge gives up a walk, we get 2

Wow

that ball was smoked

wow biggest part of the fucking field
hits it to the wrong part
are you shittin me???

he pounded that fucking ball

Dear Pujols

Ah fucking warning track power.

This wind…killing us…

yeah omar...

show bunt…

Warning track power, and Victorino with a great play to track that one down.

SERIOUSLY!! PHUCK THE WIND!!!

This is absurd…

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

FUCK FUCK FUCK

WOW

braves baseball

Oh gosh, 2 to the track???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Crushing the ball and no help.
 
Phillies get the wind to knock their balls out.

Unbelievable. Ridiculous.

Someone stab Chip in the booth with a pen.

Are you shitting me?

Dear Pujols #2

Lidge just gave up 2 HRs and lowered his ERA.

just not our day

F you TBS

stop blowing steam up Lidge’s ass. The wind is saving him.

They just said that any other day, without the wind, those are both gone…they aren’t blowing anything up his ass.

I know

but shortly after that it was all about how great his slider is.

It is pretty great.

I'd imaging pitching with a hardon is tough for Lidge
ofcourse

ofcourse the wind doesn’t blow when the phils hit it hard…but when we do…no no no…its gotta hold it in the park

we should be tied

prado. come on, you got this! its lidge!

Well

game over

that is so much bullshit

god that is frustrating

i hate that goddamn city
we need to burn that fucker down
they don't fucking dserve that at all

Agh. Gotta sweep Milwaukee for a .500+ road trip.

Lowe vs. Gallardo

good luck

i’m not going to lie. i was half expecting lidge to commit an error in his throw to howard

Fucking bullshit.

Somebody run on the field and get tasered!
 
I require amusement.

Heyward needs to be back
We STILL need this.

oh well

Everyone take care of your Mom’s

Look at the bright side

The Braves were 0-7 on their last road trip. We’re 2-4 now this time, at least.

god we are the unluckiest team in all of baseball

3 runs with this line-up is a positive……I guess

So the Phillies get 3 solo shots that don’t get doomed by the wind, and we hit two almost-goners that the wind rejects.

its rigged

mother nature…that bitch…

The wind plays for the home team.

Clearly Mother Nature hates America.

my bad guys

ha

13-18

ouch.

Not that bad.
wild part is

that it seems like our record is so much worse. We’re 5 under for the way we’re playing and I’ll take it. We’re too good to keep this up.

It’s so rare that I want to blame the weather, but man, it sucked to see those flags whipping around and seeing balls knocked down in the sky.

That was some seriously selective wind.

Knocked down both our shots in the 9th, but didn’t contain the Phuckers…

despite the total bullshit that is the wind

it was fun…have a good rest of the day fellas! Happy Mother’s Day to everyone’s mom!!!

Kawakami probably made the wind help the Phillies’ balls and knock the Braves’ balls down because he doesn’t want to WIN.

I'm glad to be leaving this city....

.

Off to enjoy a steak dinner on the grill. Maybe next time.

16 LOB..most not due to the wind. It’s still our Achilles heal

Rather be 5 under now...

Than 5 under at the end of the season… still plenty of ball left to play.

131 left. Lots of good things to come.
 
We’ll be laughing about all this in October.

We've been saying this for a month now.

I’m trying to maintain my sanity and my reason here, but seriously, when do we (and by we I mean the folks that are actually in a position to make the call) finally start saying some kind of change is in order, starting yesterday? We can’t just keep plodding along like this or we’re gonna look up one day and realize that it’s NOT too early anymore, that there ISN’T plenty of baseball left to play, and that we ARE screwed.

Then we make like the Cubs fans and say “There’s always next year.”

Blech.

Being reduced to the level of the Cubs fans is the ultimate insult.

Oh well

Always a pleasure chatting up with creepy internet acquaintances. Take care everyone

Excuse me sir

Just who are you calling creepy…?

When is Jason expected back?

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