I know someone put before to move JHey ahead of Troy and I didn’t agree with the reason, but do you think they are going to just start walking him and we would benefit from moving someone other than Melky behind him?
Trying to watch the Braves, the Giants/Marlins game and PBS’ Nova at the same time is extremely confusing. I keep thinking Tim Lincecum is investigating Mt. St. Helens.
lost is only gonna be on for 4 more weeks. it’s not even on in the summer. i’ve been a braves fan for 19 years, and will be until i die. but lost is a once in a generation-type show, and hell, i like it! i’ll be around enough.
don’t be jealous of lost, justin. you’ll get enough jareth time this summer
I get multiple text messages every week updating me on Jack’s status. My favorite one simply read “Jack is going to wipe out all of humanity by the end of this season.”
A bunch of the grad students in my department go to this one restaurant on Tuesdays. A bunch of the others watch 24, but there’s always someone who hasn’t seen it yet and is planning to watch Hulu or DVR. Watching everyone else strain to avoid spoilers is HIGHLY amusing.
That would be awesome. But no, I mean either homework or grading. Like I currently have to go back and give half credit on one answer to a multiple choice problem for a midterm for which I have 100 exams in 10 versions.
to the showrunners for coming up with a completely different mechanism for time travel that hasn’t been used on television, and maybe film, if memory serves.
i came into that last thread at 777 comments, so at that point, anything i click on, i get this long pause, and then 50 new comments, and the page skips down or up and what i was clicking on is now off the page, so i have to find it again. its damn frustrating.
that hitting the Esc key would “cancel” a comment? i can navigate all over the page with the keyboard, but if i choose to bite my tongue, i have to grab the stupid mouse!
Bobby’s had his starters on incredilby short leashes the past few days. Of course, Huddy was cramping, but Lowe got yanked pretty early Sunday, like 90 something pitches.
It’s this game we do for every game. After a few weeks points are awarded and the winner gets his choice of prizes that interestingly enough get “lost in the mail” once Gondeee sends them.
This started on a funny comment that justin wrote. I don’t think he was starting a fight. You just didn’t take it that way. I hardly think they care if someone else thinks it was or wasn’t a strike.
Gears is what I normally use to vent. Something about shoving a rusty chainsawgun into someone’s unsuspecting chest that gets me…hmm…perhaps I’ve said to much.
None of you are first. So don’t even try to look stupid tonight.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
Love you.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
♥ you too Chopper
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
i would never
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
new thread is new.
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
First Lieutenant Obvious...
you’ve been promoted, sir, to CAPTAIN.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
ah…fresh air!
Bravely going forward - May 4, 2010
times square!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
i see. well done.
Bravely going forward - May 4, 2010
You are my new hero.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
please...
i’ll let you down.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Just like everyone else. Just…just go. It’s easier that way.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
painful, yes.
but you’ll get over it.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I’ve already moved on. I threw your things in the front yard.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
screw you!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
and your cats!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
When we bought them they were our cats, you bastard!
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Ninth
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
lol
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
what you did there...
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
I SEE IT!!!
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
lol
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
NATINALS ERROR THREAD
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
finally some defensive lapse
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Panic helps McCann get to second. I like it.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
Heap!!!
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Those jerseys always make me think they say “16 hits” or “10 hits.”
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
Haha, I never thought of that – but it’s helping me memorize their #s
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
wait, you dont know them?
seriously
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Most of them, the new guys I’m still learning.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
okay, good. For a second I thought you didn’t know (ie Mac is 16)
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Powah and MVP are coming up with a runner on 2nd. Woooo!
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
count it
Qtips - May 4, 2010
I know someone put before to move JHey ahead of Troy and I didn’t agree with the reason, but do you think they are going to just start walking him and we would benefit from moving someone other than Melky behind him?
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
I’d be afraid if he started getting pitched around alot he would go back to his anti-pendelton approach
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Maybe…I still wanna keep him 6th or 7th though. He seems to hit better there.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
right but even if they just swap him and glaus thats not to dramatic of a change
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
This intentional walk…yeah, maybe we should.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
was just typing that
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
if it was a lefty and it was Matty D behind him it would be different but anything but Melky right now
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Melky is playing really well lately.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
but would you be ok with walking him and leaving it up to melky or glaus?
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Glaus? Yes.
Melky? Meh.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
exactly. so maybe it’s time to start thinking about swapping him and glaus
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
I think Glaus should move up – 4th. Heap 5th and when Yunel comes back, have Heyward 6th and Yunel 7th.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
ok ok i could live with that. I thought glaus should hit 4th all year
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
and i’m saying only if they start noticeably pitching around him
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Btw Erin Andrews clone two rows behind home plate
ShawnG - May 4, 2010
don't need it
she’s in my lap.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
haha idk if even Heyward could force you to watch the tube then
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
don't think so!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
See her
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
For everyone's reference
Trying to watch the Braves, the Giants/Marlins game and PBS’ Nova at the same time is extremely confusing. I keep thinking Tim Lincecum is investigating Mt. St. Helens.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
How’s Timmy doing?
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Pretty darn well. 11Ks so far, 3-0 Giants, bottom of the sixth. I think he’s near 75 pitches at this point.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
mmm. My fantasy team likes
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
I went down to watch this on my PS3...and my roommate was watching that. :-(
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Just, for ease "this" = Braves, "that" = Giants
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Haha! Right. Thanks for the clarification. :^)
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I oughta kick him off.
It’s my MLB.TV, and it’s not his PS3 or TV. (Both are the third roommate’s)
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
you sir...
are beastly.
in about 30 minutes, i will depart because when LOST is on, nothing else is. not even the braves.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
See you in anotha life, Brotha!
tilton007 - May 4, 2010
don’t i know you from somewhere?
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I just LOST respect for you.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
zing!
than me too….in 12 minutes I can’t watch and will only follow on here
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
LOOK, MISTER!
lost is only gonna be on for 4 more weeks. it’s not even on in the summer. i’ve been a braves fan for 19 years, and will be until i die. but lost is a once in a generation-type show, and hell, i like it! i’ll be around enough.
don’t be jealous of lost, justin. you’ll get enough jareth time this summer
wink
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
So that crap and all the hype will be done in 4 weeks? Sweet.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
this
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
jeez you're hurting my feelings!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
It's not that it's a bad show. It's just so crazily over-hyped.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
And it’s a bad show…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
we're all entitled to our own opinions,
but yours is wrong this time.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Maybe. I watch enough Soup to know that the show is pretty ridiculous though.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
lol yeah...
if all you see is clips on talk soup, sure, i can get that. but in context, it’s glorious. and it’s got some serious re-watch value.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
it's only over-hyped
to those who haven’t paid attention
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
24 is much better.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
and I’ve never watched one episode of that
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Then you are missing out.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
i used to love 24
but is has gotten ridiculous the past couple seasons
Qtips - May 4, 2010
no, it's only bad season
was 6.
7 and 8 have been good.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I didn't mind 6
i watched all of last season and it was bearable. But this season made me lose interest about midway through
Qtips - May 4, 2010
bummer
that’s when it really picked up. jack is badass right now.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Yes he is. He straight up executed that bitch.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
I'm sure I will finish it
I get multiple text messages every week updating me on Jack’s status. My favorite one simply read “Jack is going to wipe out all of humanity by the end of this season.”
Qtips - May 4, 2010
I bet he gets killed, and the govt keeps the secret a secret.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
nope
a movie is pending. he’ll die in that!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
sorry, but
a 24 movie would suck
Qtips - May 4, 2010
Why? It would be like watching a whole season in 2 hours.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
and teh TV movie last year was pretty good.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
that's true
@ justin
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
won’t prevent it from making several hundred million dollars
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
that's your opinion
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Agreed – but at least the stuff is still technically possible.
I hated Dana Walsh and I am glad Jack offed her yesterday.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
spoiler, bro!
some people have it DVR’ed!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Well, shit. My bad.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
i mean, i watched it
but i’m just lookin out for others
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I basically missed out on season 1…then my friend who loved it said the next couple seasons were shit…so i never started watching it
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
i LOVE 24
and you know this…man!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
A bunch of the grad students in my department go to this one restaurant on Tuesdays. A bunch of the others watch 24, but there’s always someone who hasn’t seen it yet and is planning to watch Hulu or DVR. Watching everyone else strain to avoid spoilers is HIGHLY amusing.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
i can't get into
watching television/movies on the internet. the only reason i can watch baseball on here is because i’m chatting with y’all
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I haven’t either, but I do regularly watch DVDs on my computer if it’s just something in the bg while I work.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
shit...
i wish i could watch movies while i work
.
.
.
.
.
.
teaching pre-algebra
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
That would be awesome. But no, I mean either homework or grading. Like I currently have to go back and give half credit on one answer to a multiple choice problem for a midterm for which I have 100 exams in 10 versions.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
eff that...
just give them all that credit. unfair test.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Extra TC-related fun:
The answer involves whether or not a given poll is useless because the sample size is to small.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
haha
relevance!
statistics class = win!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
No...it doesn't.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
I paid attention to around a seasonish.
It’s overhyped.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
I’ll be ducking out for Lost as well. I need it in my veins like a junkie. I’m hooked, man.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
another one...
i’m not alone!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
It’s just too deep for some people I guess….
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Just boring.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
let's see...
kick ass action: check
time travel: check
subtle, but effective humor: check
asks meaningful questions through storytelling: check
how is any of this boring?
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Time travel – boring
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
umm...flux capacitor
and 1.21 gigawatts ring any bells?
you CAN’T say that was boring!
how about a phone book and socrates johnson? come on!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
But those weren’t serious shows…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
you should try and give credit
to the showrunners for coming up with a completely different mechanism for time travel that hasn’t been used on television, and maybe film, if memory serves.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I’ve never watched the show. I’ll just watch the last episode so I know how it ends. I’m sure that will make perfect sense.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
/sarcasm
?
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
For sure. It’s a reference to how deep the show is. No one could possibly watch the finale and understand the whole thing.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Both he and Mt. St. Helens
like to smoke.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
SMOKE.
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
On a scale of 1-10
with 7 being the best I give this two thumbs up.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
haha
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Oh man...
I just lost my house, my car, and my dog betting against Jefferson.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
movin on up………
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
To the East Side.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Glaus foul almost drilled the lady eating pizza
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
You don’t know that she didn’t deserve it.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
Troy Glaus is the most unlucky mofo I’ve ever seen.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
FIGHT!
hockey and baseball don’t mix
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Like vodka and beer.
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
Two out magic from Heyward please
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
nope…Melky, blah
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Heymaker time!
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
Thank you kind sir for this thread. Now i can continue pwning Beard.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Hmm...
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
haha
More pictures and gifs to get rid of me quicker!
10-4 - May 4, 2010
and clicking the subject line
doesn’t expedite things?
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
i came into that last thread at 777 comments, so at that point, anything i click on, i get this long pause, and then 50 new comments, and the page skips down or up and what i was clicking on is now off the page, so i have to find it again. its damn frustrating.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
comprendo.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
pretty much!
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
I don't think you can pitch to him here
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
they don't either
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
IBB to Heyward.
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
that was shitty.
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
IBB!!!>!>!>!>
Is this his first one?
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Yes, Sir
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Yep.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
first of many
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Only if we don’t have another good hitter behind him in the future
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Pujols has Holliday
he still gets IBBed all the time
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
You big female cat.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
His first IBB! They grow up so fast……
10-4 - May 4, 2010
do you think it could be made to be
that hitting the Esc key would “cancel” a comment? i can navigate all over the page with the keyboard, but if i choose to bite my tongue, i have to grab the stupid mouse!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
IBB #1
of many in the career of J-Hey.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
a truly monumental occasion
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Home Run scores BMac from 2nd
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
lol
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
ha
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I honestly don’t understand how Melky hits any HRs with his swing
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
you hit enough line drives
a few will go over the fence
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
I’m not even seeing a consistent line drive swing. Really hope he starts putting some better swings on the ball.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Line drives
are his game… He hasn’t shown it much, but that’s why he hasn’t been very successful yet.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
RF of Fenway should answer this question.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
oh, and yankee stadium also
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
also scores Heyward thrice. Twice because he’s Heyward and once because of being IBBd
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Heyward getting the Bonds treatment. We need someone behind him to make...
teams think twice about that.
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
without the juice
hope you aren’t offended, Letter
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Not at all. I’m not a BLB fan.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
although
he’s a surefire HOFer without the juice, IMO. and probably woulda hit over 500 HR
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
too bad that wasn't good enough for him
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
I have to wonder
Qas it because they didn’t want to pitch to Heyward, or that they’d rather just pitch to Melky?
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
a combination of both
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
woud YOU pitch to Heyward?
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
No, he might hurt me.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
If I want my life back, no
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
this game is taking forever.
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
Indeed. I thought it would be nearly over by the time my softball game starts tonight.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Melky = LVP for tonight so far
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
It's true
But he’s been much better lately, not counting tonight.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
indeed
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010
poop.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
8 lob, not good
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
KK should be happy for this offensive outburst
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
BC now he'll need it
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
UGH…
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
HR
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Well hell.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Crap.
Chip made that sound like a pop-up on the infield. Should’ve known it was going out.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
Schafer tonight:
1-3, K, BB, RBI
ShawnG - May 4, 2010
is it over?
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Ya
ShawnG - May 4, 2010
Damnit
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
Can we have a lineup of 9 Heywards?
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
you think he can clone himself?
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
He does have a younger brother...
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
nope. We don’t want to win by rule of forced forfeit due to mangasms, do we?
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
I'd take that.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
i’ll take a few wins however we can get them
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Gaaaaaaaah.
FineHamAbounds - May 4, 2010
Here they come…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
poop.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
still plenty of game to play
Bravely going forward - May 4, 2010
Amazing how any mistake we make - opposing teams take advantage.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
just got in. Could I please get a summary of the game?
Braves24 - May 4, 2010
Glaus sac fly, Heyward HR
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
LOB
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Heyward 2 HR's
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Negative.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
JK
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Glaus also robbed of another RBI on a ridiculous diving catch in RF
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Livan Hernandez has thrown 246 pitches.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Nats bullpen:
quiet.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
good pen or bad for Nats? (future ref)
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
bad pen
that is pitching well at the moment
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
wow bummer for Linceum, gave up a 3-run HR to Hanley, he was having an amazing game
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
fuuuuuck
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
YER TELLIN’ ME
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I’m torn about Hanley’s HR. Obviously, I wish the best for the Giants…but Hanley’s on my fantasy team. WHY IS LIFE SO HARD?
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Well done, sir. /salute
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Kawakami sucks, trade him
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
/sarcasm, by the way
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
KK has a forkball??
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
KK
has just about everything.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
I don’t doubt that, but just never new
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
*knew
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
So, RIP Ernie Harwell... :-(
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
If meds goes today does he still start saturday?
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
We might do a
Medlen/Venters 1-2 punch for the “Starter”
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
yeah
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
Mets 4 Reds 2 ugh
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Wow. Heyward continues to hit bombers. Just wish everyone else start to hit them.
Braves24 - May 4, 2010
Some runs would be lovely right about now.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
What does the “s” at the end of run mean? Is that, like, multiple?
BraveSaluki - May 4, 2010
it means
one run or more
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
sarcasm fail
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
More than one run at a time? Computers can do anything these days
BraveSaluki - May 4, 2010
That means that someone batting shortly before Heyward walked.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
+1
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
typo, sorry
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Forkball FTW
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
64mph curve, FTW
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
Chip, they’re not the Washingtons. They’re the Nationals. That’s why we have team names.
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
Let's go Atlantas! CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Is this ump’s K zone as bad as MLB’s gametracker suggests?
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
Yes.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
KK looks like he could go seven or eight innings
Braves24 - May 4, 2010
KK looks like he’s about to be out of the game
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
I’d give him one more.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
You, sir, are no Bobby Cox. Not sure if that’s a good thing, though.
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
90% of the time, it is a good thing. I think this is one of those 10%s though.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
He only thrown 80 pitches?
Braves24 - May 4, 2010
79 pitches and he’s out
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
Why the hell does Livan get 3 extra inches off the plate but KK continues to get squeezed?
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
where is EricGreggWasPaidOff when you need him
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
ask eric gregg
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Bobby looks ridiculous without a hat
BraveSaluki - May 4, 2010
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Brooksy sighting!
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
I remember back in the day when being a brook really meant something…
oh, look at me babbling again.
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
How is your stream working this evening?
BraveSaluki - May 4, 2010
Nice AB from Brooks so far…
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
even nicer
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
he pinch hit for KK?
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
yes
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
yes
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
why are these posters still arguing about KK being in the game in the thread?
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
Let’s take advantage of a free base.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Come on Nate…little base knock here
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
did we just think the same thought? FML
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
F YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Wait, I think he’s talking to me.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
calm that shit down!
=)
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
I typed that wrong. I meant that you were talking to me. Now it just makes no sense. Fiddlesticks.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I wasn’t going to say anything, ha.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
z
Hit and run maybe
Braves24 - May 4, 2010
caught ya!
attempting to tab through comments while in the subject line!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
haha
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
aww man u caught me
Braves24 - May 4, 2010
Only 124 pitches? What a weak performance for Livan
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
123 pitches in 5 1/3 innings…not exactly economical
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
And I bet people are going to bitch about how KK didn’t last until the 6th inning tonight…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
well, he didn’t.
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
I know…but it wasn’t because he pitched poorly or that he got shelled.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Eh KK looked like he was getting ready to combust.
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
Was that before or after he retired 9 of 11 batters?
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Bye Bye Livan
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Phillies up 1-0 in 8th against Cards.
TonyAlmeyda - May 4, 2010
Too bad Madson isn’t there to close
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
we can only hope Lidge gets the call
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
And that he just punted a credenza.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Consolation prize: Lidge v. Pujols
BraveSaluki - May 4, 2010
lol
the ball is still climbing.
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
Sorry for the pic, but I HAD to
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
The face of a man who knows he’s not going out for ice cream after the game.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I have to leave in 45 minutes for a softball game…this game better speed up!
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
my first one got rained out last night. i was not happy.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
You’re still here? I better start posting some gifs
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
i’m lurking mostly.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Wow…he was out by a mile.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
wish i could see
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Yes he was.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Looked terrible on first go
But I think the tag was of the phantom variety
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
I’m not sure.
Either way, he was dead meat.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
After replay you’re right. Good call.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
DEAD. MEAT.
BraveSaluki - May 4, 2010
wow. I thought Conrad was dead
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
He was.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
SB
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
how did he do that
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
magic
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
don’t say magic…
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
oh shit, i forgot
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
cmon odarp
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
I can live with a “phantom tag”
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
Nighttime darkens, heightens each sensation...
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
+100
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
We need a Prado double
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
Is McLouth now #23 because Schafer is back in the ststem?
bighop - May 4, 2010
system
bighop - May 4, 2010
#24
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Look at his uniform, I might be wrong, but it was 23 I’m pretty sure
bighop - May 4, 2010
diaz is 23
Qtips - May 4, 2010
I thought Diaz is 23.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Matt Diaz would be upset.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
good point
bighop - May 4, 2010
Schafer took #2 after Kelly left.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Rob Dibble is the most biased announcer I’ve ever heard.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
with a name like "dibble"
he must be objective.
i don’t know exactly what i’m saying.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Welcome to my world.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
mitch williams but not an announcer
JKowalek - May 4, 2010
What about the Yankees' lady announcer
who practically dissolved into a pool of goo when Clemens re-signed midseason?
Jacob Peterson - May 4, 2010
Susan Waldman? She doesn’t do anything but the out of town scoreboard but that’s because Sterling thinks he runs a one man show
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Yeah
She is pretty awful. One of the radio stations down here in ft lauderdale has all of their games on. Every time I hear her I want to puke
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
yankee games in FLA? wow
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
yankee games in FLA? wow
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Yeah on an AM station. EVERY damn game. And she does more than that on the radio at least. Shes awful
JHeyToYourMother - May 4, 2010
He is retarded. Did you hear him talking about Uggla’s attitude and how that is the reason that the Marlins have not won any championships???
WHAT???
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Desmond is good.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
i'm out.
destiny calls. hate me all you want! go braves!
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
Damnit again
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
Good to see Bret Michaels can go back to banging stupid skanks again soon.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
9 LOB thru 6
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
that makes me a sad panda.
GeneParmesan - May 4, 2010
Story of the year thus far...get plenty of guys on base, just no timely hits w/ RISP.
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
The 2B ump’s name is Bill Miller – one of my television heroes.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Dunn, you son of a bitch…
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
My fantasy team approves.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
figures
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
HR
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Wow…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Wow…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Fuuuuuuck.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
Ah, damn.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Eric .... really?
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Crap...1st inning is coming back to haunt us.
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
At least all 3 HRs have been of the 1-run type.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
I don’t know if giving up 3 single HRs could be called a “bright side” – but it’s less dim for sure.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
LOOGY FAIL
10-4 - May 4, 2010
That made this game less awesome
Qtips - May 4, 2010
Okay
I have work to do.. talk to everyone later
GoBravesNY - May 4, 2010
Shoulda kept KK in.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
yup
Bravely going forward - May 4, 2010
Hindsight's 20-20, eh
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
I said it before – during Conrad’s AB.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Especially with Hindsight LASIK!
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
Bobby’s had his starters on incredilby short leashes the past few days. Of course, Huddy was cramping, but Lowe got yanked pretty early Sunday, like 90 something pitches.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Yeah. Maybe saving them for later in the year? IDK.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
I’m kinda rooting for the day halladays arm falls off in september….manual left him in to go 9 in a 10-0 blowout
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
This is very much not like our pitching staff
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
But it is like the Natinals offense.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Not really. They’ve only homered 16 times all year and they already have 3 tonight.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
But they have Dunn, Willingham, Zimmerman, etc.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
It’s just 2 runs, but we really need to stop faffing around and get some hits with men on base.
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
yup
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Joe razzing the Natinals for the scoreboard FAIL
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Lol @ the Braves announcers making fun of the Nat’s non-working scoreboard.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Highest BA against the Nats with at least 100 PAs…
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Who?
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Nats trivia question…
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
are we supposed to guess?
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Chipper?
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
marquis grissom?
BravesRaleigh - May 4, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Damn
these Nationals are always a pain in the ass. lol
AlabamaTitans2009 - May 4, 2010
Who’s up to bat for us?
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
345
BravesRaleigh - May 4, 2010
thanks
romone_braves91 - May 4, 2010
Chipper Mac and Glausosaur.
It’s imperative to get something going so we don’t have to claw back in the 9th.
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
That’s a start!
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
LMAO
at Glausosaur.
AlabamaTitans2009 - May 4, 2010
haha this
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
Ok 2 runs in 3 innings…we can do this
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
How is the Nats BP?
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Clippard and Capps
have been a great tandem so far…but theyre over their head right now
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
Same as it was the last two times someone asked, haha
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Alright Chip!! Nice start
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
Chipper singles
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Slumpbuster for Chipper tonight
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Offical
Bring Derek Lowe In To Pitch The 7th post. we need some runs. he only threw 80something pitches the other day
15ks - May 4, 2010
ummmm lol
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
you know its genius
15ks - May 4, 2010
How lovely! Chipper with another hit!
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
for those who have Lincecum in their fantasy team
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
he can win if Uribe hits
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
he hits a double so those who have Lincecum he can finish with the win
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
Heap looked bad
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
It’s the lack of beard.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Pretty much!
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Time for trhese...
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
WTF kinda swing was that?
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
a poor one
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
on so many levels
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Glaus
we need a homer!!!
AlabamaTitans2009 - May 4, 2010
Yeah…now that I think about it, that would work!
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Oh dear ugly Heap. What are you doing?
10-4 - May 4, 2010
I think Heap’s slump is my fault. I’ve been picking him P2C for days hoping he’ll turn it around and he still keeps on not clicking.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Stupid question time
P2C means what, again?
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
pick to click
10-4 - May 4, 2010
And that does what?
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
points in NAHWAL if they do good.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
It’s from a daily (or game-ly?) contest on TC called NAHWAL. One of the parts is to pick who you think will do well this game.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
It’s this game we do for every game. After a few weeks points are awarded and the winner gets his choice of prizes that interestingly enough get “lost in the mail” once Gondeee sends them.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Ah, okay! Thanks for the answers, everyone.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
quit it!
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Yeah, it’s the P2C jinx. Melky’s failing tonight cause of me
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
Nick Drake on an AT&T commercial? Interesting.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
LOL Yadier Molina just tied the game….nice to see he’s killing more than just us now
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
phillies tied
that is good
Qtips - May 4, 2010
and Brad Lidge is in
Ron A. - May 4, 2010
Let’s go Glausosaur!
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
Is there a pitching change or something?
Dawg013 - May 4, 2010
Was
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
burnett out, clippard in
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
yea
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
Yes. There was. 1-1 to Glaus now.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
HIGH fly ball
Ron A. - May 4, 2010
a guy walks into a bar, ouch.
JohnRocker4CyYoung - May 4, 2010
Damn it Chip. Please stop over exaggerating
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
This
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Sounds like he’s trying to
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Cue Chip orgasm
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Does he realize he only impresses himself?
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Can you whip up some kind of graphic that expresses how often he oversells each play? “CHIP DIGS THE LOOOOOONNNNNGGG—wait. Caught.”
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Haha, I don’t want to see any “Chip graphic” that often on the threads.
Plus, I like my avatar too much to “chip it” in any way. LOL
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
I know, right? I think I’d be banned for making such a thing.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Chip making me think Glaus bombed on again…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Man
I hate Chip. He makes every flyball seem like it’s gone. lol
AlabamaTitans2009 - May 4, 2010
Agh damnit! Juuust missed that.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
Ok JHey! Tie this game again
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
Have they said how far Dunn’s blast went?
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
1000000000
JohnRocker4CyYoung - May 4, 2010
Lincoln Memorial
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Heyward with a hit…come on, Melky!
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Heyward singles! Come on MELKY
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
Heyward singles
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
2-for-2 with 2 walks. Neat.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
That’ll boost the ol OBP.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
lol… neat x1000
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
“We are the same height…that is neat”
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Infield hit for Heyward
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
it says it went to the RF on gamecast?!?!
bstatz - May 4, 2010
It did.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
it may have -
I’m doing 3 things and trying to make sure and title the images
forgive the error
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
It was a weak ground ball hit in just the right spot to squeek through Dunn and the 2B.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
I think it did, but it didn't go all the way out into right field.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
On a positive...
ST louis tied it up and is tied w/ philly now
bstatz - May 4, 2010
We are hitting the crap out of the Nats…and losing.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
can't wait for the melky sucks posts tomorrow if he screws this up
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Or before (see posts below…)
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
That was a wicked pitch that Melky just hacked at.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Really Melky?
MatM - May 4, 2010
here comes a melky out
:(
JasonHeywardisGod - May 4, 2010
lol Ryan Madson kicked a chair and broke his toe?? haha
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
What up
Saw that Heyward is a badass.
How is Chipper looking. Did he figure things out?
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Meh. He has 2 hits, but I’m not sure if he looked good on them.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
bummer
thought the day off might help
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Solid single into CF. Bloop double down the LF line.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
What is with their radar gun? Not even close
MatM - May 4, 2010
MelkMan fails
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
I am not sure that was a strike…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
gameday has a ball outside
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
not even just outside, not really that close but seems thats how its been all day
bstatz - May 4, 2010
I think he painted it, either too close to look at with 2 strikes.
MatM - May 4, 2010
Stare at a fastball right down the middle why don’t ya?
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
At worst, it was over the outside corner. I thought it was off the plate.
Either way, it was definitely not over the middle.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
It was close enough where he needed to be protecting the plate with 2 strikes
BigG1392 - May 4, 2010
The plate – yes. The other batter’s box? Not so much.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
I’m quickly losing my patience with Melky.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Stay true, my brother.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Stay thirsty, my friends?
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Beard is NOT the Most Interesting Man in the World.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
I see.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
I read
an article somewhere today about how bad Vazquez has been doing and all the comments were Yankee fans wanting to trade him back to us for Melky. lol
AlabamaTitans2009 - May 4, 2010
i’m fading fast.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
2 more LOB...can't to win doing that
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
Melky Cabrera is teh suck. Let’s let MattyD get some swings in. I know he was bad in April, but still.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
You act as if Melky has not been one of our hottest hitters lately…
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
that wasn't a strike.....
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
that was most definitely outside… gameday and fox sports locator
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
i really hope schafer crushes the minors
JasonHeywardisGod - May 4, 2010
this
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Melky with 7 LOB
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Melky, swing the damn bat.
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
poop.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
He
called the shit poop. lol
AlabamaTitans2009 - May 4, 2010
this is braaavesss countryyyyy
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
At least they burned Clippard a little earlier than they planned to…
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
why is it our best hitter is heyward yet we dont protect him with anyone. instead we protect chipper who hits .200
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
Fail.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
yea
I rec this fail
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
huge fail
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
All part of Bobby’s master plan to leave after the Braves finish 37-125.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
amen
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
do we play the ’Stros 26 more times?
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Nope. But we do play the Pirates 6 times, and the Astros 20.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
That works.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Really? How does that happen?
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Hackers broke into the MLB Schedultron 3000 and tweaked it a little.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
Lemme go ahead and get this in before Gene does
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
+1
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
OMG OMG NO IMAGES OR GIFS IN THE THREAD
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
Ha...Melky has stranded 7...amazing.
letsgobravos - May 4, 2010
At least the heart of the order is getting on?
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
in his defense, that last K wasn’t a strike…
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
No it wasn’t.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Disagree
MatM - May 4, 2010
Disagree with your disagree. Gameday agrees with my disagreement of your disagreement.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
agree on this disagree
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
Gameday actually had it on the edge, it was touching the box.
MatM - May 4, 2010
Which means it is a ball.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
You guys are hopeless forget it.
MatM - May 4, 2010
Touching the white line on game-day is a ball. I am watching the game, and it was a ball outside.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
God forbid someone disagree with you, the most important person agreed with me and called it a strike.
MatM - May 4, 2010
This started on a funny comment that justin wrote. I don’t think he was starting a fight. You just didn’t take it that way. I hardly think they care if someone else thinks it was or wasn’t a strike.
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
if he’s not going to call that pitch for KK, then he shouldn’t call it now. Consistency, my friend.
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
You can’t triplestamp a doublestamp!
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
you got a better vantage point than gameday/fox pitch locator/my television?
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
lol
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
I’m watching the game, it was on the outside corner.
MatM - May 4, 2010
sigh why can't the braves hit...
i want game #4 win in a row.
etidd - May 4, 2010
We are hitting the shit out of the ball…just not scoring.
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
Not enough stealing of home.
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
I wish we would hold runners better.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Mets and Reds
Reds tie it up in the bottom of the 8th. 4-4.
Ron A. - May 4, 2010
BLARGH
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
5-2 come on braves.
etidd - May 4, 2010
Venters' profile pic
looks like KJ….
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
I have to go now.
Here’s hoping that I am the bad luck and we come back!
justincredubil02 - May 4, 2010
uggh….maybe i should have been studying
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
great route Melky.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
well this sucks
Bravely going forward - May 4, 2010
Walks Kill ...... US.
Almost every time.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
oh well, those who have Lincecum on their team, he didn't win, Uggla hit a 3-run HR off Romo to give the Marlins the lead
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
He has a bad attitude.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
who?
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Go Fugly Uggla!!
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
/weeps openly
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
/awkward shoulder pat
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Thanks, man. I’m good. Tomorrow’s another day.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
/immediately struck and killed by bus
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
LOL
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Yeah. I found this out while fetching my dinner.
A pair of 3-run homers is as frustrating as what the Nats are doing, it seems.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Leo Nunez 4 L
acie4mvp - May 4, 2010
next inning
So I bet we get a lead off hit, fly out, hit/walk, then 2 outs leading to another zero run inning with 2 left on.
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
About time to figure out what video game to play after this disaster.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
MW2?
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
it’s been a while since I dusted that one off
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Killing things usually helps me vent aggression lol
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
I usually vacuum the living room, but whatever works for you.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Gears is what I normally use to vent. Something about shoving a rusty chainsawgun into someone’s unsuspecting chest that gets me…hmm…perhaps I’ve said to much.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
What are your options?
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Halo Reach beta was fun last night. I need to finish Assassin’s Creed 2. But NHL 10 is a blast too.
Hmm…
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
I haven’t had a chance to see the Reach beta. It looks cool. How far are you through Assassin’s Creed?
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Beta definitely was cool, only I played the same map like 6 games in a row.
I wanna say I’m like 2/3 of the way done with AC2.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Its a fun game. There is a ridiculous cameo (history wise) at the end of the game. You’ll honestly laugh when you see it.
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Yeah, I enjoy it.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Our BP pitchers are not as sharp as they were in the beginning, Ugh
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Well, the success they had at first would be hard to maintain. You can’t have a bullpen ERA of 0.00.
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
Really ?!?
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
FIGHT
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Nats tonight, per Chip...
3 chances with RISP tonight – they have 2 hits.
Plus their 3 HRs.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
It’s like night and day with these two lineups tonight
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
How id Ty Clippard unhittable now? He looked like crap with the Yanks.
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
Someone explain to Chip what a line drive is.
10-4 - May 4, 2010
Since not only this season, but the next 10 seasons
are now over with, I may as well grab a little snack before bedtime.
UMDBHIK - May 4, 2010
See ya in 2020, don’t forget your hoverboard
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Hopefully we’ll have Powah. Cause hoverboards don’t work without it.
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Just keep them away from water.
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Meet me at the Cafe 80s for lunch.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Shall we have the HOSTAGE SPECIAL?!
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
I think I’ll try the Gorbachev Goulash Rambo.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I am having creole chicken, Spanish rice, and collard greens.
It also is only dinner time here, not snacktime.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Well, it just looks like we're gonna have to win the next 2 to take the series.
Hanson can start that tomorrow.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Well the volatile Matt Capps hasn't blow a save yet this year...
…theres always a first time for everything.
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
this
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Wow, Rowand just tied the SF game with a HR off Leo Nunez
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
NOOOO!
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
Wait, what?
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I hate the Giants & want them to suffer!
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
They’re siphoning our offense.
That MUST be the answer.
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
and those who follow the NBA
Magic lead the Hawks 83-44
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
Is that a typo?!?!
Jay212033 - May 4, 2010
My Twitter indicates no
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
wow
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Holy crap. Did the Hawks bother to show up?
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
Mets just won
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Stupid Nats fans want a balk call with no runners on
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Chavez? Might as well run up the white flag Bobby
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
If we don't win tonight - it's 3-11 on the road so far this year.
This stat needs help – it’s on life support.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
QUICK! GET THE CRASH KIT
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
Haha
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
OH GOD, WE'RE LOSING HER
Zeus12888 - May 4, 2010
NOT ON MY WATCH, WE'RE NOT
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
OK
Crash Cart Chick
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
lol
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
We are totally going to hit a 2-run and a solo in the 9th again, right?
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
if that happens I will streak, in all of my neighborhood
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
Err...I meant "a pair of 2-run dingers"
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
We need all hands on deck in the 9th inning.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
we've got the meaty, productive
part of our lineup due… I’ve seen grander leads turn to dust with 1 out in the 9th..
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
wont matter if its 2-6 or 7
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
you’ve got an odd way of saying things just retarded enough its difficult to respond to them
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
We need to pop a Capp in the Nats asses.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Am I naive to ask for a vidro here?
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
you tell me
Qtips - May 4, 2010
Obviously so.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Glaus…a little hustle please?
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Weak.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Crap
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Geez. Me thinks the coffin has been nailed shut
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
wouldn't have mattered - Glaus was too late regardless
skymuse - May 4, 2010
well this was a fun night
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
I’m not even drunk yet…
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
saving up for after my two finals tomorrow…cinco de mayo plus my best friends bday
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Nice, enjoy that.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
I have a midterm tomorrow…from 6-8 pm.So much for Cinco De Mayo.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
8-?
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
t
that had a lot more ???
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
I also lead discussion sections at 8am Thursday mornings.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
that sucks
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Glaus fucked us on that one.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Capps wont come in i bet
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
Ha, I can’t believe he actually looked 2B…what the fuck was he thinking.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
was the infield playing in?
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
Don’t believe so.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
It has to happen at least once a game: lolbraves
Ivan the Great - May 4, 2010
Someone needs to make that into a photoshop.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
so did you guys see another phillies fan ran onto the field tonight?
Qtips - May 4, 2010
I hope he got tased too.
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
haha nope...
ran out at the start of the 9th with philly up 1-0. hamels must have got rattled cause they gave up a run.
Qtips - May 4, 2010
phillie just won
ruiz hr
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
If we lose we tie BAL for worst road record. And they have won 7 games all year.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
incorrect.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Which part?
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Orioles are ready to lose so they’ll be 3-12, ha
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Got it.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Geez, man. Lighten up. It’s a loss in early May.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Huh?
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
Last 2 innings, leadoff walk by us gave them a run.
I hate it when stats like this are true.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Grand slam to tie the game?
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Heyward's slams count double
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
Works for me
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
We need a blern.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Damit - everybody rally whatever they got.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Every time I see this, I think it’s a tent with astroturf out front.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
…me too actually…
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
HaHa, it’s actually my Braves cap – I “rallied” it and took a photo.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Adding a nut for reinforcement.

NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Luck or Fate
that Heyward represents the go-ahead run..?
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
Destiny?
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
This guy has a 11/8 BB/K count. We need to make him throw pitches.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
The former U.S. Attorney General plays for the Nats now?
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
I’m rocking the mohawk rally cap on one side of my head.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
We are the most unlucky Braves team I’ve seen in 10 years. We’ve absolutely smashed balls this season and they’re always right at someone.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
That one in the 3rd comes to mind. Fucking flying RF.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Chipper with a walk.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
so Prado made an out, no longer GS opportunity for Heyward which= a L
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
whoops I did it bad!
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
I’ll take game tying.
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
he can tie it up…
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
ummm try your math again….
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
that's why I said above: I did it bad
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
chip finally said something I agree with
We’re tired of the “silver linings” with this team
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
The silver lining of this game = nobody died.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
harwell….
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Well, there went that.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
first on....
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
I can imagine, just based on that last two-shot on Hanson and Hudson, that Huddy staring me down would be some intimidating shit.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Hudson’s the nicest guy in the world.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Those are always the guys you have to watch.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
haha
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
BMac swung at ball 4.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Just screamed that to hubby.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
he made up for it
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
And he also just drove in a run. Relax man, your blood pressure must be through the roof.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Can I borrow your time machine? I didn’t know he was going to drive in a run.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
No, you can’t with that attitude.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
one down
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Alright, production from the middle of the lineup!
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
6-3 Yay
HEYJUDE - May 4, 2010
Keep him in!
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
In play, run(s)!!
TonyAlmeyda - May 4, 2010
Heap keeping hope alive...
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
yes!
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
What would you do if Heyward ties this game?
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
Buy a Klondike Bar
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Same thing I do everytime Heyward does something silly
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
try and take over the world?
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
I win
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
no way…mine definitely posted first
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
This is correct.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
Ha, nice
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Try to take over the world?
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
holy shit, you both said the same thing
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
We have good taste in cartoons.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Hope they score again to take the lead
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
Run around the house spraying my beer everywhere.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Not go into a spiraling braves induced depression.
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
Is Capps coming in?
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Yes.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
yes
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
is it a save opportunity if the “lead” is shortened?
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
Yes.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Yes, as long as the winning run is in the on deck circle I believe
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
or is it tying run?
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
I think it’s winning run on deck because you can have a 4 run lead and come in with the bases loaded and get a save.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Thought it was winning, but not sure.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
I’m not sure either
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Tying run on base, at bat, on deck.
AllSaintsDay - May 4, 2010
I like this ATT commercial. This is the best song in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Capps blows first save of the year!
BMacAttack - May 4, 2010
“Lets go Capps” is freakin weak compared
to the epic “Lets go Hey-ward.”
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
Is Glaus trying to rip the cover off of the ball?
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
braaaaavessss countrryyyyyyyy
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Damn.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
CRAP
TonyAlmeyda - May 4, 2010
Heyward left on deck…yeah, this will be mentioned in the Recap. That’ll be up later tonight.
What a shitty game.
Later TC.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
Glaus vidro to end it. I can’t say it surprises me.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
shit.
Jareth Cutestory - May 4, 2010
well we have tomorrow to not be put to shame
jdeuel3868 - May 4, 2010
See everyone tomorrow night.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
wow Glaus wow
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
Alright, time to win these next two.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Oh well, maybe the Nats will be over-confident tomorrow and we'll show 'em.
We can take the series if we win the next 2.
I like it in my world – don’t burst my bubble.
NCChopper - May 4, 2010
Glaus could use a rest, just like Heyward did, after the rest he is batting a lot
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
dude he ripped it everytime….if you want to blame someone blame melky
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
both, they both can use some rest, maybe tomorrow or sometime
Kobe:The Legend - May 4, 2010
Until tomorrow, all. I’m off to watch the Giants break my heart all over again.
TheLetter2 - May 4, 2010
Ugh. Just one game. Its just one game. Its just one game.
McCann and McWill - May 4, 2010
Maybe we should start an adoption program...
for all the poor, abandoned baserunners
bravos1984 - May 4, 2010
I read that as “abortion program” and thought you were in favor of getting rid of Melky.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
God another DP? CRAP
On the bright side. Looks like Chipper & B-Mac had a solid games.
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
Yup, Glaus hasn’t been having any solid games lately.
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
If Derek Jeter was up he would have hit a 7-run homer.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
Man
It really would have brightened my day to see the magical rainbow llamasaurus
Dawg013 - May 4, 2010
I wake up every morning thinking the same thing
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
I really think
that thing makes my whole day
Dawg013 - May 4, 2010
melky and Nate
bring up cleven, or blanco. they cant do any worse than the guys we have in now
RufRider - May 4, 2010
LOL
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
12th comment magic
bpk228480 - May 4, 2010
Noway can the Nats sweep us so we will win the next 2.
FitzFan - May 4, 2010
See y'all tomorrow night.
.

NCChopper - May 4, 2010
We should...
Swap KK for Medlen…why not?
foxrobe - May 4, 2010
Are you shitting me?
They just said Jason HOWARD on ESPN. Fuck you guys.
Scott Coleman - May 4, 2010 via mobile
not the first time
Smoltz's Beard - May 4, 2010
That’s what you get for watching ESPN. I haven’t watched ESPN in a non-live sporting event capacity in a very long time.
BullManUGA - May 4, 2010
Glaussy
Pounded the ball tonight like I pounded Trebeck’s mother. Foiled again!
Because I hate you, Trebeck - May 4, 2010
yaaaaiishh
i can’t clear the fence.
etidd - May 5, 2010
ouch.. wow!!
reply to this: what happened to home runs? jason heyward is the only capable one.
etidd - May 5, 2010
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