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Open Thread 5/31 Overflow #2: Braves hosting Phils

Grandpa's first homer from the LHB, and Yunel Escobar coming through with some RBI followed by some lol-worthy base running . . . Braves up 6-0 on the Phils going into the bottom of the 5th.  First place is up for grabs.

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NONE OF U R FIRST

i like this team
RUNZ THREAD

because we haven’t scored in 1+ inning! OH NOES

DOOOOOOM

DUN DUN DUN DUN

Thank you hobbs

Heyward HR thread.
HIT for Heyward thread...
STOP HITTING IT TO CENTER FIELD
i think Glausy needs a homer

Glausosaur thread

What the hell, Chip, no “HIGH FLY BALL! DEEP CENTER FIELD! OH GOD MY WATER JUST BROKE!” speech?

Little Flare! Little Flare! Little Flare!

BABY FLARE MINI FLARE SMALL FLARE FLARETTE

Glaus Gone

Hinske Homer
Escobar Exits

nice alliteration
not a very good last two innings
well if you look at it that way.......

LOL…just saying

Karma rebalancing for the previous half-inning pwntaculars.

enough is enough

can we please get rid of Troy Glaus…this guy is trash

Heyward too. Release both of them.

Send ihm down bring up Barbaro Canizares.

Is BC still in our system?

We still got Cuban B
Got his second HR yesterday

 POWAH

Glaus for Freeman Now! :)

7 in a row … enough of this.
HITs next time please.

OH NOES WE HAVENT SCORED IN A COUPLE INNINGS! THE WORLD IS ENDING

Moving this over from the other thread, since this one opened as I was posting it.

ChopTalk Magazine / Stories about the players as kids.. this was Chipper’s contribution:

"I was 8 yrs old and jsut hit a double and was standing on 2nd base and I had to go…I mean really, really, bad," Jones said. "I just peed right there on 2nd base. I couldn’t help it. I let loose. What are you going to do? It was a nightmare, and I just had to get it over with. I kept leading off innings and getting hits, or we kept having to go out to the field, and I just could not run to the nearest tree." Jones said he got laughed at "forever." His dad told Chipper he should have called timeout.
hahahHAHAHAHA
So he was Moises before Moises?
who is laughing now
I am...

I am laughing.

I think it says a lot about him not being so full of himself that he wouldn’t mind sharing such a story. You know the guys have give him HELL over this.

Own it

And nobody can hurt you with it

Oh, and thanks for not busting me about the typo. ;-)

?

didn’t even notice and still don’t

first sentence, the just is jsut.

WHATS WRONG WITH CHIPPER?
See above.

just needed to retape…hes fine

Carpal tunnel

ruptured anus.

15 day DL

One more innings Red

give it 7 full please

Chipper….what now?

just pulling tape off his fingers

probably had it on when he was hitting and it impedes his throwing

Over/under on the crowd today? Looks sizable.

over/under...give me a number

More than 100 but less than 100,000

Has to be near 40k, I’ll say just over that.

I'm so excited

Haven’t had to hear “This Town” once since the broadcast started. They keep playing Beach Boys tunes.

alright tommy

K him here with your heater

POLL TIME

who scares you more: dodgers, twins, or rays?

Um, Rays by far.

Rays

they will run all over us…and their pitching is ridiculous

Hmmm

There’s one team on a pace to win 108 games. I’m scared of THAT one.

we need to tell the Rays

to leave Crawford behind and they can take Melky with them

It would be funny if the Rays won 116 games

And then got bounced in the ALDS

Like the Mariners?
Precisely

Too bad the Yankees are in the same division, so they can’t do it until the ALCS

Beat me to it, cheater.
Seattle Mariners.
No one

Braves are Beasts :)

SHHHHHHHH!
Sorry

I forgot :)

Hinske giong to need oxygen

when this game is over

Hinske is getting tired of catching pop-flies.

HIGH BALL FLY DEEP….dammit Chip, stop being calm.

If we get something going in the bottom of the inning

Hanson is probably out

i'd like to see one more inning out of him

but as long as we don’t use The Usual Suspects™®© i’ll approve handing it over to the BP

nice

quick inning for Hanson

phew

scaring me there….thought they were gonna let that drop in

time for more points

Heyward had to punch the sun before he could see it…

which is odd because the skies are cloudy here

Wow. Even Chip called him Big Red

Crap

Now it’s no longer cool.

LUMBERJACK!!!

97 pitches...

if we don’t go 1-2-3, he’s done.

whoa nice catch in the stands
YES!!! we're winning 6-0!
damn

full extension with the hat to grab it…very impressive

be right back, switching to mobile.

Yes, nice catch with the hat

But you still need some new glasses, man.

PATIENCE

come on fellas…make him work

funny

blaton usually does well then falls apart in the 5th-6th

not today, though

just got under that one

Hinske

gload caught a ball?

whaat?

more runs please

BALL FLY DEEP HIGH…Chip, come on! Stop being sensible!

ESCO

another multi hit game!

Escobar

another hit

Yunelbar says WUUUUUT

single!

woot

bluh..

auto-out is up

I like that guy's shirt

Philly does suck

J-ROLL WOULDVE GOT THAT DUR DUR DFA ESCOBAR
Fish caught up with Brew Crew and Nats lead the Astros
darn

what about the muts?

Phillies getting pwned by Braves 6-0 in bottom of the 6th
it's not hard to catch up with the brewers.... or astros
Esco coming around?
So it lines up perfectly

Moylan
Saito
Wagner

are we PHing 9spot?
Venters...

then Martinez or Chavez preferably. Let’s save our main 3 for tomorrow.

please no chavez

i want to win this game

And no Saito?

And no Moylan, either, right?

yeah, the guy ain't that bad
this is Bobby

we are talking about

nate is terrible…just when he was swinging better

Come on McLouth, finish him

come on nate

nate = complete crap
Pirates were So pissed when we got him.

I wish they wanted him back for Mc Cutchen.

i wish they'd take him back for a bag of Big League Chew
Haha

It would at least free us of his salary.

and his shittyness
tommy in to hit for himself
Hmm

I don’t know about this. No need to stretch out Tommy on a hot day.

he was just in to get a hit
pinch runner

FTW

at the pace he's going,...

he could finish the game within 20-25 pitches

why does pop up so much?

Chavez, most likely
Holy shit,....

two hits for Hanson, and he’s going past 100.

HANSON >>>>>>>>>>> MCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKLOUTH
once again

the pitcher is outhitting McSucksAss

hanson's BA is only 37 lower than said McSucksAss

wow nate…tommy is better than you

Atta boy Tommy!
Tommy with 2 hits today - is that more than Nate has had in over a week?

That Escobar Hit is the result...

of the standing O he got last time. He runs on emotion. We need to hire someone to shine sunshine up his behind all the time.

i really want to see

escobar’s escargots

“Help wanted: Perpetual sunshine spewer. Apply at Turner Field”

I'm more a Sunshine Pumper...

not too much spew.

IF they sweep the Phillies

the Braves should celebrate with the southern soda COKE

How much did you get paid for that? Be honest.

I don't get paid

I don’t even have a job for Coke

A good mirror would seem to accomplish this handily.

It’s looking like Nates the one piece not coming together

7 out of 8 ain’t bad

Back
did you see the fan with the shirt that said “Philly Sucks”?
I want a shirt like that

no you don't
don't have an inferiority complex
Hobbs

looks like Stras will be probably on the hill Tues night in DC. You still planning on going friday?

Prado

not happy there

bill hohn

just ejected roy oswalt. don’t know context.

Hard enough for him to land here?

Fist bumping shall ensue.
Bill Hohn

“Yeah, I’m all that.”

Playing a game of ejection-HORSE with Joe West.

Umpire Fantasy League

WPA replaced with RPG (retardedness per game)

Are you surprised

That man along with the cowboy have probably the quickest ejection fuses.

Prado SMAAASH helmet.

Prado was pissed.

any reason?

aside from grounding out?

probably cause he's 0-fer with RISP today
Why?

Fiery competitor?

Either that or he wasnt really angry, just had a bee in his helmet.

OT: Anybody here have Alan Wake for 360? Thinking about picking it up...
FANTASTIC GAME

amazing design, great great game.

Might just have to watch that Giants/Rockies game

the hat flag thing is pretty cool

yes, yes it was

Saw that. Very cool.

I saw one on TWIB earlier today with every MLB team

Recap...

Hanson can hit…Prado knows that he has to perfom and even with a hit in the game already he knows he has to do better…Escobar is once again, the batter that will contribute for the Braves to have a shot to the PLAYOFFS!

PERHAPS NEWFOUND BATSMAN PROWESS WILL CONVINCE ALPHA HUMAN COX BOBBY TO USE CYBORG IN CF AND REPLACE MCLOUTH NATE OUTS WITH FIRSTBASE HITS
hahahahahaha

yes plz

Yes yes yes
Blanco in for hinske

RANGE

a gregor blanco sighting!
Greg White into the game.

Blanco!?!

KK's like, "What do I have to do?"
change your identity
Shine Chipper's shoes

If you know what I mean.

Where’s Vance?

throw better pitches
This!.........

not.

Iron Glaus' uniform

If you know what I mean.

Clean McCann's Locker

If you know what I mean.

Frost Yunel's Tips

If you know what I mean

Fold Chino Cadahia's Tidy-Whities

If you know what I mean

Hold Bobby's cigar case

If you know what I mean.

Billy Clint calls his cigar case Monica
Lint Roll Diaz's Suits

If you know what I mean

be white?

WHITEY STARTERS: not winless
NON-WHITEY STARTERS WITH DOUBLE-INITIALS (KK and JJ) : 0-10

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

that's uncalled for
uhhhh

just a joke

Its true though...I got your back.

sarcasm much?

Cant argue with stats.

I don't think KK can pitch for this team anymore either

but what does this have to do with race?

It was just a coincidence he pointed out relax man

Well, turns out that you're kind of the douche

Since KK has been pitching pretty darn well, and this guy was just being sarcastic about racism. There are no racist fans here, even though that’s the stereotype about Braves fans.

Well

we do get confused between Rickie Weeks/Lastings Milledge/Andrew McCutcheon

But it's so hard to tell

I mean, they’re black guys with dreadlocks! How can we tell them apart?! /racism.

Ive given up trying?!?!?!?

Uhm. I actually am a KK supporter. I am pretty sure atl was being sarcastic. Take a deep breath and see if that helps loosen up your anus.

I'm not on fire I was just sayin'

We don’t like yo kind here, boy….. :P

Heyward is pissed

Who's the toolbag in the half open hawaiin shirt?
Shane Victorino?
a toolbag who needs to get punched in the face

Possibly Charlie Manuel now.

Its victo
duhhhh

can we plz get the shut out today

i’d love to shatter the phillies confidence even more

yeah, it's nice to see the Phillies get shut out for 6th time in the las 8 games
that's one thing we all agree about
haha

esco is so greedy

he just like ran pradster out of the way

good SS

should take charge if they are in range

pradster

that’s a new one

i use it from time to time

Yunelbar: I’M IN COMMAND HERE

Tommy H, i want more K’s!
- Braves Nation

Didn't notice, Hanson has just 2 Ks, that's low for him, but it doesn't matter he is shutting down the Phillies
lots and lots of flyouts
oh ok thanks
plus the phillies foul off SO MANY PITCHES its ridiculous
that'll fuck up his fip
Thats how this game is played. Center makes the plays more often, and Shortstop makes more than SEcond

Last phillies Cy young winner…..steve bedrosian

I remember that guy.

Former Brave

gregor

what?

Sweet defense!

argh blanco
MOYLAN TIME!!!
don't ruin the shutout, moy

…I don’t like that the popups are getting longer. Unless that outfiled wall is adjustable.

no no no

bobby don;t pull him now

Really?

I feel like 107 pitches is more than enough on a day like this.

i think tomy wants to make sure he doesnt get that ER
Great job Tommy!!!

yep, the kid really pulled himself together after the first two innings
And just like KK...

he gets a hit, and two more outs before calling it a day

Way to go Big Red !
That is why he was put in. Because to make outstanding plays...you have to play some ballgames and get experience

I HATE YOU BOBBY

talking about Blanco btw
Replying

You fail at it.

I know :( ... I try though
The Cox Touch

Takes him out before the last batter so he can get a nice round of applause instead of just changing him out on the bench

good support move
it was a horse shit move yesterday with KK needing a W and Iwamura coming up

Huddy and TOmmy talking about….hitting

McClouth staring jealously, muttering under breath.

Tommy and Timmy

goofing around in the dugout…good to see Tommy relaxing?? =O

Love seeing Tommy and Huddy in the dugout.

You just KNOW he’s bragging about those 2 hits today.

and then they both slowly peer and McLouth and laugh at his ineptitude
Moylan?! What the hell Bobby!?

Stupid bullpen management!?!

What a horrible move!1!
if i see saito or wags this game with a 4+ run lead

i’ll scream

but its set up so perfectly!
funny sign
For those who are watching on Radio

Kid’s sign says its his birthday and for the Phillies to start hitting

Totally Random but our pitchers are alphabetical

Hanson
Hudson
Jurrjens
Kawakami
Lowe
Medlen

We just Need an pitcher with an I last name

Well if you put them that way they are

i know...right?

COLD WATER COLD WATER COLD WATER COLD WATER

what did you jump into the Mississippi River?

Yeah, thats it.

come on PeMo

PeMo…Elmo’s lesser known third cousin from Cleveland.

you jinxed him

O god…this game isnt over

Good God Bobby!
Moylan

gives up the double

GODDAMNIT

I SAID DONT GIVE UP A FUCKING RUN PETE

Just got back from lunch

What was the pitch count on Tommy?

OH MOYLAN….
run charged to tommy. Tommy is angry

Peter pitched a good pitch, it hit right ON the dang chalk.

this.

phillies got lucky.

And again. This time on the left.
This makes up for ANY questionable calls at the plate of hitting or not hitting batters.
Shut UP now ESPN

that's why you leave tommy on there...
So he can get up to 115 pitches?

Thanks Dusty!!

and not give up 2 runs just like that
Kerry Wood

“Damn straight!”

3...
I don't think preventing the allowance of 3 runs

With a 6 run lead is worth risking blowing out a young star’s arm. I will not be convinced otherwise.

And you can't convince me letting him finish the inning would result

in blowing out his arm. It’s not 180 pitches. It’s not back to back to back 100-120+ outings. It’s one damn game.

There’s always a risk when you’re going upwards of 110 pitches, and it’s higher in younger pitchers who haven’t stretched out their arms as much. I’m not saying it’s a direct result, but it would create a risk.

Prove it...

when did 100 pitches become some magical number? As often as Niekro and Spahn and so many others took the hill, his arm ain’t gonna fall off if he throws pitch #121.

There's been a lot of research done on pitcher abuse at Baseball Prospectus

Between 110 and 120 pitches is a significant cutoff point in future effectiveness. Hanson was close to that point already.

routinely or in a single game sample?
Single games.
the article calls it an assumption...

and relies on fatigue. I can agree on the overall idea, but not the specific number, especially considering differing rates of fatigue.

it also implies stamina plays a big factor...

so pitch 110 for Hanson would be different from say David Wells or some other fat guy

It also implies age is a huge factor.

And seriously, we just had a post on this site TODAY about how awesome the bullpen has been. And look, what’s happened? We still have a three run lead despite a worst-case scenario!

It also says...

really high pitch counts (120 and up) compared to a 105 or 110-pitch outing.

Really high starts at 120, not 107

I’m completely fine with 107. You’re the one who wanted him to get “one more out” which might have taken 6-7 pitches. Moylan threw 6 pitches and failed to retire the next hitter. There’s no guarantee that Hanson would have done any better.

It's not like he could have done much worse...

and the age thing doesn’t include Tommy, he’s not a kid anymore.

Listen, last year was the first time he’s ever thrown 150 + innings in a season. We stretched him out to 194 last year. I don’t want to put any more strain on his arm than there already is. I’d rather pull him early and let him get a little more rest in a game like this (even if it’s just a little bit) so we can have him prime shape come playoffs. We’re going to ask him for 200 innings anyway, and we want to be playoff team.

I’m concerned about the player, not 3 runs in a single game that WE’RE WINNING, despite it all. Plus, you seem to think it’s guaranteed that Hanson would have retired the next batter, and he wasn’t. Ruiz had a fairly lucky shot off of Moylan, landing the ball just inside the line. Hanson is not immune to luck, and he didn’t even have his best stuff today. Our bullpen has been generally AWESOME this year, so there was no reason for anyone who’s not second-guessing to assume that we’d give up runs by pulling out our starter at that point.

This is incorrect...

“you seem to think it’s guaranteed that Hanson would have retired the next batter, and he wasn’t.”

The only thing I seem to think is guaranteed is that 5-10 more pitches in a single game are automatically going to destroy his arm. That’s it and that is all.

When you’re close to a crucial mark, I think it’s important to limit wear and tear. That’s a high number. Look, those 3 runs are completely irrelevant. The 5-10 pitches might not have been. “might” is too strong a word for me.

What is he a fucking baby?...

You don’t want him going that far every time, but once in a while it ain’t that bad. I mean the guy does throw for a living, I think he can handle it.

He's a young man with a long career ahead of him.

And it’s a very, very humid day in Atlanta.

And he'll probably get to do that again...

it’s always a very very humid day in Atlanta. That’s kind of Atlanta weather.

And I hope

That he doesn’t throw 115 pitches in a day game at all this year. Thanks

tommy

ends the day with a sub-4 ERA

damn, wanted to see that shut out
SERIOUSLY MOYLAN
Dammit

another double, this is the phillies I remember

…wtf is this shit.

you know Wags is getting excited

was just about to say that

Oh my Heyward.
Get some insurance runz
blanton still in?

we have 4 more insurance runs
moylan velocity is up

92mph

braves getting shutout 3 innings in a row starting to look bad

TAKE MOYLAN OUT NOW

GREAT FUCKING MOVE BOBBY
WHAT THE FUCK COME ON YOU FUCKING IDIOT

you can yank him now

oky..

i’ve had enough…pull him

wow Moylan

HEAD ON A PIKE

get moylan out of there!
wow

totally missed his spot there

TAKE PEMO OUT

HOLY CRAAAAP

what the fuck are you doing moylan

Get his ass out now!
Yeap....thats about right
come on man

get an out

What an asshole Moylan is right now

That’s harsh. It’s not like he wanted to get hit.
They all have a rough outing from time to time.
Tough room.

Yeah

he didn’t ask to be brought into the game.

Venters

coming in

Do NOT give them HOPE - stop this NOW

good job Petey

you came in with 2 outs…and gave up 3 straight doubles?

BOBBY MOVE YOUR ASS AND TAKE HIM OUT, thank god he is putting venters now

Yay, Venters

just what they need….a little confidence in the first game

Its ok we have a little hudson up our sleves

How do you hide him up there?

it was such a beautiful game till now!
I loved that sample taste of first place.

never such thing as enough runs

at least were into their bullpen

having flashbacks to 3rd game of season last year...

MAKE THEM STOP

I have never been so pissed in my life

You must be very young?
Venters To Exorcise the Ghost

Haha, gotta love that funny looking sideways 8 in the ERA box.

Oh My God Venters?! WTF?

Stupid move Bobby!?!

venters is good.... relax
if by good you mean DIRTY
what the hell is wrong with you?

Yeah because 0.95 ERA is HORRIBLE.

Come on VENTERS

Shame...Moylan pitched pretty good...

good location but 2 doubles were cheap and the 3rd was just crushed by rollings.

i think you mean valdez

but yea, those two doubles were right down the line

nvm.....

ben francisco

wow so many things wrong wtih that sentence

it was Ben Francisco not Rollins
strike him out!
What's worse then Peter being roughed up is...

Joe reminding us of the 10-3 lead we blew in Philly. No need to rehash that horrid memory.

come on...lets stop the bleeding
FUCCCCCCCKKKKKK

FUCK. for real?

this is braaaaaaaavessssssss countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Was wondering when you’d say that.

holy cow.....
ouch

that was really bad

That didn’t hit him!

Hard!

AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
too bad -- Gload's a fairly easy out
Please dont ruin my day, please dont ruin my day

Almosy looked like he was trying to get hit

oh goodness...

i’m getting nervous…keep in mind this has all happened with 2 outs…

please for the love of heyward get Dobbs out
damn, it's castro
Braves offense going to have to do more damage to get the W
All this with 2 outs..... good grief.

No Werth here?

is he hurt

after going 4AB with 4Ks yesterday, I think they wanted him to get a rest

They’re buying time for his beard to regenerate.

I think they’re saving him for later. If it gets closer.

GOT IT

VENTEEEERS!!!!

Good job Venters!

thank god
or heyward

Same thing really.

phew

inning over

phew...

okay…INSURANCE

wags says NO: Me want save

WAGS SMASH

phew

that was close

Let Venters finish please

This. Or have Wagner pitch the 8th and Saito the 9th

why not vice-versa
Utley and Howard due up

Or just get the runs back and not worry about using Saito/Wagner. Martinez time!

Finally...

..now we need to score a few to make up for this mess we just made.

Are we doing Saito in the 8th? I wouldn’t.

either more venters or EOF

chase and howard due up

i hope i don't see moylan again this series vs. phils
Hanson: "Thanks Bobby"

Hasnt Saito and Wags both worked the last two games?

You want Chavez?

I didnt say that i was asking a question to which i did not know the answer

if he can get outs, yeah

Big “if”

that's true of about every reliever every day

see Moylan

Not the time to go phew yet gents...

we still need to get those 3 runs back! Go Braves and Prado!

MORE RUNS - MORE RUNS - MORE RUNS - MORE RUNS
Venters is a band aid

Seriously, when did 100 become some magical number for pitchers...

98, you’re fine. 112, you’re arm is gonna fall off. It’s a grand total of 14 pitches. If they were average numbers maybe, but in a single game people are getting a bit overboard imo.

Hanson had plenty of rest, with his last crap start

so between the two, he'd average maybe 80, at most? ...

but oh no, we’ll ruin him if he gets 10-15 more pitches!

Yeah agreed.

IMO 100 is the max a pitcher should throw.

if you are in high school yes

Why?

please explain what’s so special about pitch 100 or 103 vs. pitch 98?

Wagner: "Thanks Moylan, now i can get a save!! :D

we need runs nowwwww

more runs

please

it's ok guyz

heyward leading off

What if Wags paid Moylan off to get himself a save opportunity…

IMPLAUSIBLE!

Hey, we’ll be on ESPN now!

TAKE MEE OUT 2 DA BALL GAME! TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWDDD
/sings obnoixously off key

Gotta admit that the Halliday PG was cool
haha

Bastardo…nice

heyward 10 miles from the plate

Internet chop

Interchop?

How about e-chop

that lady with the Phanatic doll is witchin' him
heyward is so clutch late in games
damn

he hit that one hard

Awww JHey.

DFA HIM!!! TRADE HIM!! GET RID OF HIM!!! HE SUCKS!!
Runs runs runs!!!
I'm gasping for breath

as this game goes on

Cool, a 4 mile run with the finish being on the field. Who’s in?

I say we get a group of TCer's and do it!
I need to get in shape...
I don't want to get tasered!

I’m already signed up for a 10 miler that day but I’d consider blowing it off to do this.

LETZ GO CHIPPAH WOOT WOOT

Nice Nice Hit Chip
Chipper

with a clean single

nice AB by chip!!
Chipper - Infante PR for him now.

Infante in for Chip

come on runs please

Chopper by Chipper.

Mmmmmhmmmm who needs to retire now?

Chip Carey

thats who we’ve been talking about all along

Chip still does...for now...

crap…we better not go into extras

calm down.... we are UP BY THREE

I prepare for the worst

Infante pinch-running for Chip.. not sure if I’m okay with this

speed kills

although infante isn’t the speediest guy

also for a defensive replacement I guess

chipper’s hitting .250

HeyJude - I just now sent you an email. If you see a GMAIL sender you don't know, it's likely me.
I am still waiting for a reply too
My hubby has a tight spam filter on here.

No Gmail, Hotmail, yahoo. They go to my spam folder. Will look for them after the game.

wow

Yeah

I know:(

mine is from Gmail too

ugh

Sorry

I will check for it!

That’s why I wanted to give you a head’s up. I miss e-mails sometimes because of that too.

I found several in there a few weeks back

from some peeps, I was embarrassed. I quickly replied.

okay

I was just on the phone for the last few innings, but this is exactly why I can never relax when the opponent is the Phillies.

few innings? You are male right?

he gets out of breath while talking….400 lbs do that to you

Mr. Sanchez would disagree

But yes I am. A combination of women and trying to coordinate flights for family members tends to take a little bit of effort.

Ugh

sounds like fun

Boatloads
well, at least you can enjoy a nice last couple innings

Baseball is more important than ordering pizza.

But i was really really hungry
NCChop is making steaks

They’re about ready to come out of the marinade. It finally stopped raining.

If the old stigma of “whatever hits Georgia hits the Carolinas” then you’ll be due for some sunny clouds . . . kind of what like is on television now

You might be making my wife run to Fresh Market here in a second

don’t make her angry, I won’t like her when she’s angry (although it is kinda cute)

I have 2 beautiful Ribeyes … can’t wait to enjoy them a bit later.

hard cut there by bmac

We gotta win now Nats and Fish look set for wins

well that just great ]:(
that too but mainly cause we're playing Phillie

well that goes without saying haha

mac is staying alive...
how many fouls will he hit?
chew thru that BP.....
ahhh...almost a roper down the first base line
if only that was fair
Heap SUPER FOUL after SUPER FOUL
great AB here for mac
great AB by macdaddy
Mac walks

for Glaus, but now Durbin

I liked that at bat
fantastic PA

Replacement Charlie Manuel to the mound.

iChop!

iChop indeed.

durbins got a nice cutter….glaus should look to go the other way here

glaus loooves going the other way
glad he listened
HR scores heap
maybe
1......2.....3....

MAYBIN NOT!!!!

*regretting that we took Hinske out for Blanco at this point with him on Deck
why?

if hinske were still in the game and we were up to plate, phillies would pitch a lefty against him. hinske doesn’t hit lefties very well.

well Blanco's defense hasn't been dazzling...

and I just trust Hinske a bit more…

Hey NCChopper

Steaks ready yet? Me hungry

They’re marinating. Finally stopped raining. We’ll definitely be able to cook out now.

YAY!
any sides?

Gonna slice some potatoes real thick, season them with cayenne and italian seasonings and grill them too.

I prefer to fork them up, and wrap them in foil with peppers, onions, carrots, and butter, and throw them on the grill like little saunas.

That sounds great too. Makes note.

Best part is that eventually the butter leaks out and sets the coals in an angry blaze from time to time and it smells phenomenal

I may have just changed my plans. :-)

FYI

I tend to throw them on before the steaks, depending on how hot you grill, it tends to take almost as long as the steaks for me.

Thanks. Will make sure and allow for that extra time.

iChop again

POWAH!!!!! FUCK YEAH!

Bye bye baseball!
POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GLAUSASAUR

SO GOOD!!!!!

Who is this guy?
Glaus

is a big man, with the hammer

huge HR there

THE POWAH OF GLAUS

Hmm. I like our new first baseman.

WOOOT WOOT

POWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHH

1st place here we come

no thanks peter moylan

omg he absolutely blasted the first pitch he saw
:)

awesome

GLAUS

IS MISTER MAY

THANKS GLAUS!
I HATE TROY GLAUS...RELEASE HIS ASS!!!!!!
3 RUN HOMER by TROY!!!

Glaus only apporoves of a 6 run lead

Bring on the bad MS Paint jobs
GLAUS!!!!! I think Wagner is going to deman a trade
Why do you think he announced his retirement?

:)

Greg White

is back

I am So in love with Troy!
i love teeing off on bullpens!
WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nicely done Blanco!!!!
I thought that ball was gone

BLANCO POWAH

BLANCO! Taking Nate’s job away

lol

Billy Wagner’s gotta be fuming right now

nah

he’s had two saves in two days. he’s happy with some rest

me likey pounding bullpens

SHUT IT BLANCO HATERS

BLANCO! (makes note to make his hit jersey)

gregor says: please, mister… don’t send me down again.

My turn as a commentator:

AND A BLAST DEEP TO RIGHT CENTER FIELD. AND ITS GONE AND 3 RUN BLAST! GLAUS IS BATTING LIKE A NEW MAN THESE PAST 1.5 MONTHS! HERES PRADO WITH A DEEP SHOT WILL IT BE ENOUGHT…NOOOO BUT A DOUBLE.

prado?? wtf dude

blanco not prado…fail

NOOOOOOO. ONE STUPID MISTAKE. F***!!!

If Chip can do it, so can you. Good luck.

thank you for your motivation. It just lifted me up :)

I see someone went to the Chip Caray School of Broadcasting…actually, I guess that was me since we both graduated from Grady at UGA. I guess I learned not to yell about everything.

no Beard

so we are missing out on the Glausosaur and Santa Glaus picks

I miss the haters love me from mvhsbball

someone is afraid of his job (McLouth)
he damnwell should be

Billy Wagner is ANGRY

Wags rampaging around bullpen, trying to put out a hit on Glaus.

He wasn't getting a chance today anyway

He’s pitched in 2 straight games and 3 out of 4.

leave it to yunel and nate to end the inning
yunel has hit well today

blame nate

Bet you're the life of the party
nate fail...

although that was solid contact

man

just need to play all 3 OFs in the right field against Mclouth

Id seriously just shift everyone
DaVanzo shift

C’mon, didn’t anyone see “Beer League” starring Artie Lange?

I would clone Heyward and have him as all of my outfielders.

Amazing

The mythical three-run homer showed up for the Braves today

Honestly though when Diaz gets back I think we'll send Nate down if something doesn't change
Can't send him down, I don't think

Waivers and options and that whole deal.

Then hes gone I’d say

So quick to judge...
idea

send him to the padres???

Better idea: To the Phillies!

phils wouldn't want him

the only problem is he plays the best CF of anyone we have

oh shit, that's Wagner jumping the bullpen wall! what is he doing!? he is running to the Braves dugout, he seems mad, LOOK OUT GLAUS!! POOF! both dissappear

Wags with the phaser on Glaus?

whos is gonna pitch in the 8th?
Venterzzzz
Venters to howard and utley...dunno after that
if he gets both

let him against Victorino

I really like this team

GO BRAVES!

I really Love this team.
i love HRs

by our team

you know

i’m really close to being ok with chavez pitching the 9th

I'm not

Remember two years ago when the Braves surrendered a 10-2 lead to the Phillies?

Joe already reminded us
it was only 10-3
"only"

lol

lol

I was there

Wasn’t that a Vazquez game?

I look back at that

And recall guys like Campillo and Boyer, and think wow

I still think Campillo could be a decent starter/swing man for somebody. But yeah, we had one hellish bullpen.

Maybe

The constant rotator cuff injuries are concerning, but I’ll be the first to admit what a pleasant surprise he was in 2008’s abyss.

EOF/moylan/boyer/campillo combined for 9 runs in 1 inning

wasn't it last year?

and notice i said CLOSE to be ok

i'd let venters pitch as long as he can
6-run lead... sooo, NO
sit down Utley!
Venters

.92 ERA…sick

Florida decide to score runs now that they’re not playing Philly

florida decided to get baserunners now that they're not facing halladay
it probably helps that miluakee sucks
I love

how pitchers always point up for pop ups.

We need a graphic that looks like the iPod logo but says iChop instead.

No

Photobucket
this is iChop

That will work.
Ok

That works! :D

those hits by Howard to left

are probably either off the wall or homers in CBP

Good play

by Omar

very nice inning

wow

nice D by Infante

Omahhh

flashing the leather and guns

infante!!!!!!!!!
MORE INSURANCE!!!

LETS EMBARRASS THEM EVEN MORE SO CHAVEZ CAN PITCH IN THE 9TH!!!!

Phillies don't have enough pitchers to burn

I’m sorry, but nobody can score an infinite amount of runzzzz

=P

if we had a 10 run lead would you let chavez in?

Only if he’s matched up against Manny I’ll Cost Ya

heyward

due up 3rd

no way he goes 0fer today
Melky time

chances he gets a hit?

5:1 out hit ratio
By the way, forgot this

OMG BOBBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING BY SENDING IN VENTERS AGAIN YOU SUCK AT BULLPENS AND LIFE

i love me some venters
ok, shut up about Bobby
42543

attendance…pretty good

uhhh...yeah.
That is Great for the Ted
52,700+

Is the mark to beat set by Greg Maddux day from last year. Think Tom Glavine night can surpass/equal?

brad lidge...

hahaha…lets ruin him too

Too bad Diaz is hurt

He legitimately owns Lidge

Too bad Diaz is hurt
He legitimately owns Lidge

whoever he wants. FTFY

can’t believe we gave up 3 runs today

just be thankful that it wasn't 10 runs
brad lidge

fuck yea!

Forgot they had Lidge
shit i forgot the mvp chant
Melky

did not want to bat today

wow

terrible AB by melk man there =P

teen marteen
Melky=Ryan Langerhans
Langerhans

is much better defensively

take it back…melky has been hot

Melky > Langerhans

…but barely

Langerhans is still underrated.

I liked him

he always hustled and gave it his best.

Great defender

And he had some clutch hits.

Marteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Praaaaaaaaaaadooooooooo
lets have another multi hit game marteen
Lidge

velocity is waaay down

ball 4 there marteeeen
Chavez time in the ninth

haha

Shit

Jesse Chavez sighting

i'm getting nervous

/repeat above Bobby rant about failure in the bullpen.

There's Jesse

…aka the victory cigar

I love that analogy

Human Victory Cigar… Darko Milicic, Jim Sorgi, and now Jesse Chavez

Chavez warming up?
retribution time jason.......

get a hit plz

9 runs and praydo and heyward are a combined 1-9 so far

our two best batters
interesting

impressive and sad stat

1-8 actually

wasnt that their fifth abs?

my bad you and kobe are correct
I hate it for the fans.

I know they wanted to see Heyward do something big!

Chavez sighting….:(

come on Heyward

deposit one in right field, we need more runs with Chavez coming in

I know its Greedy but Id love a Heyward Homer
LETS GO JHEY!
plz go yard JHey
Heyward

laughs at that slider

oh come on, I say Chavez will do a 1-2-3 to finish the game
booooooooooo

jboooo not jhey

wow good play

by the SS

NOT!
dead run

he got that ball on a short hop on the right side of 2b

I was joking

JHEY!!! I STILL <3 U

Heyward went 0-5 today?

hides under bed

Even

Hank Aaron had those days

not to mention Chipper
fail

Hank Aaron once went 0-5 and was only assured when he found out Jason Heyward once went 0-5

heyward doesn't hit normal grounders

all his hits are choppers…why?

Courtesy

If the ball didn’t ricochet off of something with the integrity of Mother Gaia, then it would continue to accelerate and proceed to spin the earth off its axis.

I was making ice-tea - and wanted to say - Venters looked Great!

More runs would have been nice there, but I think we may have this one handled.

/steals your tea

We do sweet tea in the South. If you want it unsweetened, you have to ask.

unsweetened tea is gross….and I’m from the north

I drink all

Very little difference for me

Troy was the Player of the Game
deserved it

played great

oh sweet lord

jesse chavez in

if only we still had Soriano
Thinks someone should take Nate's name off the blackberry and put Heyward's up there
umm...

that was a srike buckaroo

Agreed. 6 run lead, ring it up.

I think Chavez will do fine today.
eh

blew that by him

that wasn't a strike?

wth ump.
that was in the middle.

“Fox trax is wrong” Joe Simpson

good start Jesse

restore my faith in you

Strike zone fail.
2 more outs until 1st place!!
did the lighting just get all messed up?
clouds, i think

Storms rolling in.

Clouds

Cameras didn’t immediately adjust.

it's called cloud blockage
hurry up chavez

i wanna watch ubaldo-lincecum and celebrate

same here. go freak.

Glaus 1 RBI away from Heyward

Was that hinske they showed in the dugout? I think he was asleep.

Ump squeezing Chavez….really wants those phils to come back

ESPN doubles his bonus if they win
wtf is up this ump's ass?

not calling strikes

he maybe a yankee fan
Those were strikes
who jinxed chavez and called the BB?
ugh Chavez

this is why you have a 5.00+ ERA at home with only a .205 BAA

woah

that’s really odd

Goodness

This strike zone is getting awfully tight for the 9th inning in a 6 run game.

chip trying his hardest to jinx us
aww, no 1-2-3 for Chavez :(
come on, vidro
nastyness from Jesse???
1 more out.
sick breaking ball
Chavez

with a K

more like a Slurve

Spell Khavez with a K
Chavez has a slidepiece?
Wow that was a pitch
that was close
pick off the guy at first to end it

1 outFrom first. I CANT BREATHE

see, Chavez is fine
Winnah Winnah...first place dinnah!!!!
Game over

scoreless outing for Chavez

GAMER!!!!

I LOVE FIRST PLACE LKJDFHAKLSDFJLKDSJFLKSDJFLKASJFLKSDJFLSFLA;SJFLKSDJFLKASDJFAKLSADJF

Somebody’s brain just exploded…

it happened yesterday too

for different reasons

FIRST MOTHERFUCKING PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
BALLLL GAMEEEEEE!!!!1
the NL East is ours
And it was written: "THE LLAMASAURUS SHALL LEAD THE BRAVES TO 1st PLACE!"

YAY!! All hail Rainbow Llamasaurus!
I really love this guy
:)

love the llamasaurus

lolz. Good ol dancing rainbow llama.

His name is Bunchie. Look it up.
SUCK IT PHILLI!!!!!

YOU’RE CITY BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST PLACE ATLANTA BRAVES
Great game

1st place feels good :)

who's the king now phillies?!
Well will you look at that, everyone

We’re in first place.

Alright time to get to grilling

enjoy the rest of the holiday everyone

Worst to First!
I love May!

NUMBER 1

after a nine game losing streak. Suck it Haters!

IF he can throw strikes from 95 to 76, I'll trust Chavez
i think having a 6 run cusion helps

Didnt help Moylan

Chavez > Moylan

just kidding…not even funny…

Last to first.

I called it early in the season! I’m So good :)))))

Troy Glaus

37 RBIs….only 1 behind JHey

This

Glaus is a pretty good player in my humble opinion.

Take this (use to be) haters!!
we need that pic
and J-Hey is a rookie.
Suffice to say

The first beer in front of the grill later today will be that much sweeter.

Fire TP

seriously. JHey had an 0fer… unacceptable

AW YEAH!!!

OH MY LORD FIRST PLACE PHILLY LOOK OUT ITS OUR DIVISION NOW

I was gonna post the ichop but something came up. Guess it’ll just have to wait until tonight! See everyone later

Great Game! - Enjoyed sharing it with y'all.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
.

Enjoy those steaks :)

Time for Ubaldo vs the ugliest weed-smoking pitcher in baseball.

god thats the truth

so ugly

i don't want may to end...
Memorial Day to remember!!
just waiting for mlb.com to update the standings...
Enjoy today, everyone

I sure as heck am. Have a good rest of Memorial Day everyone, savor this afternoon!

I want one of those caps for the memory of today!

Plus, I think they would look especially well on us gals :)

lets make it a 7 game winning streak tomorrow fellas!!!!
Let's do it.
ESPN updating the standings!

EAST W L PCT GB
Atlanta 29 22 .569 -
Philadelphia 28 22 .560 .5

Braves 29-22 and in First in the NL East

since when did Storm troopers dance?

Fast forward to May 31 2030. Braves pregame show
“this day in Braves history. The braves beat the phillies 9-3 to take over 1st place in the NL east and go on to win the division.”

“…..and the World Series.”

“…….and the Universe Series.”

I like the way you think and enjoy your writing. Please forward information on subscribing to your newsletter.

Okay…thanks!

This was the plan all along…start of with a shitty month of April so they can come back and steal first place from the Phillies at the end of May.

More exciting that way.

Rockies or Giants?

Who do I root for?

Braves
Haha

Wish they were playing a DH today!

Rockies, Murph finsihed his career with them. Plus Jon Miller is one of the Giants’ broadcasters and we all know how much he sucks.

LOL Kung Fu Panda

caught stealing by 10 ft

Rockies, I want to see Ubaldo keep his ERA under 1
I agree

He got a NO NO on us. Want him to do well. That way we were NO Hit by one of the best!

Winning today is the biggest step in winning the division, IMO.
9-4, Braves today.

look who now has the best run differential in the NL

We need an Open Celebration Thread. Commenting on the recap won’t do it. Open celebration thread please!!

oppo Thunderdome! lolz

CELEBRATION OF FIRST PLACE ACHIEVEMENT INCLUDES STRANGE HAPPY SOUNDS OF FOSSIL-LIKE BEACH BOYS BAND

Lol!

Or ENTER SANDMAN!!!

Badass Billy Wagner

You must not follow CyborgHanson on twitter.

twitter.com/CyborgHanson48

Also open thread for the G Braves tonight on CSS would be nice!

Hint Hint!

I wish i got CSS. I used to, but one day it just went out.

That sucks :(
What Happened?

LOL – :)

First Place Braves! :)

We’re awesome, that’s what.

lincecum gives up 2 runs in the 2nd

he’s definitely not 2-time reigning cy young winner lincecum right now.

Dang. Hes on my fantasy team

wow......

just…… wow

Is that Glaus?

on the back?

nah it's yo mamma
Mother's are Saints

This is a fact

Ok that is amazing
what's the target?
Any team we play.

Shane Victorino

O.O
YES!

We’ve adopted Domo-kun!

I think

I may be one of the 3 or 4 left on the thread. C’mon, fans, where are you!?! TIME TO CELEBRATE
we really need a celebration thread

i'm here
everyone else is partying like they just won the lottery
maybe they

have a real life and are celebrating memorial day with real friends :(

but it's only 4:50

we’ll start grilling when our real friends get here

Who cares about “real” friends? BRAVES IN 1ST PLACE

none of my dads friends care about sports

and they are the ones who are coming :(

Dont know what they’re missing out on

Yay!

I’m not alone!

rockies look mismatched

with white caps and black jerseys

I have to go – see you on the game recap. Let’s try to convince the authors to make a seperate celebration thread that we can spam up with crazy graphics and internet chopping (aka iChop)

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