How hard is it for ESPN to at least get the palyer hats right?
Bobby Crosby – A’s uniform; Charlie Morton still has Braves attire, for cryin’ out loud.
“every good team gets no-hit. phillies are a good team. rays are a good team. braves got no-hit, but they are not a good team. you know why? they are not a good team.”
thats alot of pressure, hopefully i can keep up while painting this owl on my catcher’s mask. for future reference is it bad etiquette to steal these things should i make my own? i thought about it but wasnt really prepared by the time i realized they werent going up in the first inning
In 2010, with nearly every game available, it’s kind of stupid to have the exclusivity contract, fans want to watch “their” team. On the other hand, watching on the radio once per year is ok with me, reminds me of the old days
I couldn’t tell definitively on the replay. Escobar may have taken his foot off of the bag before the throw onto first, but that’s pretty standard for plays at second and that’s not what the umpire called. But I’m not sure he beat the throw to the bag…
My wife sent me to get her something for dinner. I come back and the score is 3-2 instead of 3-0. Great job holding those Pirates scoreless, TC’ers. I blame each and every one of you.
First you’re forced to shave your beard, then you’re forced to slave over the stove all day to make her dinner, then you’re forced to drive all over town to pick something up for her…
the team is winning right now even though he has done nothing since the return…if his failures were coming during a losing streak…I know I wouldn’t be the only one hating him
Only Dusty Baker would send a pitcher back out to start another inning when he was already at 110 pitches thrown…..unless it was like a CGSO situation.
I just think it makes you look weak, just an opinion, of course throw over a couple times if you have a fast runner but you go over too many times you seem like you’re scared
Ah well, he just never looks like he’s running all that hard. Or throwing his heart out. Or really doing anything other than awkwardly belly-flopping once a month.
“Brian McCann strikes out swinging. Wild pitch by pitcher Joel Hanrahan. Martin Prado scores. Jason Heyward to 3rd. Chipper Jones to 2nd. Brian McCann to 1st.”
“Pittsburgh Pirates Manager John Russell ejected by 1B umprie Tim Timmons.”
No thanks. In HS we were going into the regional tourney and the guy we were facing could hit the upper 80s so we set up the BP machine to pitch 90 mph fastballs, and mid-80s breaking stuff. Not fun.
SHUT OUT THREAD
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
The Melk-man is at Yankee form
Ninerballin - May 22, 2010
Is this thing on?
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
SIBILANCE. SIBILANCE.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
lol
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Ha, was hoping someone got that.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Melky with a homer, PREPOSTEROUS.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
YUNEL ESCOBAR SLUMPBUSTING THREAD
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Yunelbar might need more than one at this rate.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
Someone sacrifice a chicken to Heywa…I mean Jobu.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
+1
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Bless your heart.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
Transfer complete
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Thank you kindly for the new thread.
Dice-K has surrendered 3 walks tonight. No errors.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
also Phils get no hit thread hopefully
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
That would be awesome.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Thank God the Braves aren’t the only team to get no hit this year.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Iwamura:
0 for his last 31. That is brutal. Makes Yunel Escobar look like Melky Cabrera.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
what you did there
i see it
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
my head just exploded
15ks - May 22, 2010
Why would you insult Melky like that?!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
GO SOX!
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
How hard is it for ESPN to at least get the palyer hats right?
Bobby Crosby – A’s uniform; Charlie Morton still has Braves attire, for cryin’ out loud.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Neither player plays for Boston or New York.
That’s why.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
This
Vance in Sacramento - May 22, 2010
My 15 yr old driver in training did not kill me. I’m here.
Go Braves!
fandave - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
15!
damn Jersey made me wait till 16 to even get a permit!
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
The other thread was sooooooo 2008.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
no, it was two-thousand and LATE
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
…
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
lyrical genius
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Hello Again Everybody!
I just got home (been at hospital visiting family member) … what’s going on with the game?
I don’t have it on radio. :-(
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Melky is a stud
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
hinske is studdier
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
I think you meant studdlier?
Studdier sounds like he studies more
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
Braves winning 3-0.
DLowe pitching well.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Hinske has a homer
Melky is 2/2 with a homer. Lowe is doing okay. 3-0, Braves!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Check out freebaseballradio.com!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
http://player.cumulusstreaming.com/Audioplay.html?WROK-FM
sepulcher - May 22, 2010
Thank You :-)
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
WOW – Go Melky! Only 3rd inning and a new thread already?
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
rain delays will do that
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Raln delay really? I haven’t gone to the other thread, I’ll bet you all had fun passing the time.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
how would joe morgan react to the phils gettin no hit on sunday night baseball?
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
I think Joe would actually explode.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
A Joeplosion? I’d pay to see that.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
Monty Python’s Meaning of Life –
It’d be a lot like that.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
“The phils did not get one hit. Which means nobody hit the ball like me and pete rose used to do. Also Dave Concepcion for Hall of Fame.”
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
“Did I mention I used to play for the Reds? Cause that’s kinda important.”
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Dave Concepcion.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
“every good team gets no-hit. phillies are a good team. rays are a good team. braves got no-hit, but they are not a good team. you know why? they are not a good team.”
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Haha I have a feeling all this Escobar hate is going to be leaving like Glaus hate soon. (although he still won’t learn to run the bases)
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Seconded
He’s due for a big breakout.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Not everybody
I loathe him with every fiber in my being
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
I’m not hating on Yunel. It’s just disappointment in his slumpiness right now. He’ll be fine, but the waiting is hard, ya know?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
I’m guilty of the hate too ha
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
STFD
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
15ks - May 22, 2010
I think I’ve seen those before LOL
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
yup all yours, didnt see u posting, u make take over
15ks - May 22, 2010
*may
15ks - May 22, 2010
No please continue. I’ll do it next time.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
thats alot of pressure, hopefully i can keep up while painting this owl on my catcher’s mask. for future reference is it bad etiquette to steal these things should i make my own? i thought about it but wasnt really prepared by the time i realized they werent going up in the first inning
15ks - May 22, 2010
I don’t mind at all if I’m not on the thread.
And…thank you for saving them to your own image account and not hotlinking to mine.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
wouldnt even know how to do that haha
15ks - May 22, 2010
oh, i had an epiphany- you should make JJ graphics that look like killer whales when for he comes back
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
+100
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Killer whale?
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Yeah, let me go get the actual quote. give me a minute
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
http://deadspin.com/5360398/in-a-time-of-mourning-our-nation-turns-its-eyes-to-jair-jurrjens
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
alright, that works
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Umm, No.
I like “The Surgeon” better.
But good try. ;-)
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
alright. A suggestion is a suggestion. nothing more
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
She said your suggestion failed.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I know….
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
1,100 comments
And the game isn’t even on television. Weak.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
“BECAUSE the game isn’t even on television. Weak.”
Fixed.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
Hello all. Melky homered?!? And why aren’t we on TV?
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
because Fox sucks at life
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
I don’t think it’s Fox’s fault the Pirates refused to change the game time to accommodate all 18 remaining Pirate fans.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
No but it is their fault they have an exclusivity contract that really is stupid.
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
In 2010, with nearly every game available, it’s kind of stupid to have the exclusivity contract, fans want to watch “their” team. On the other hand, watching on the radio once per year is ok with me, reminds me of the old days
bighop - May 22, 2010
I really don’t get the not changing the time though….its ridiculous
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
socialist plot
fandave - May 22, 2010
Lowe’s looking great. Everything is down in the zone tonight.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Fuck. I should really learn to start him in fantasy
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
we're playing the pirates, you knew that, right?
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
yeah, but I… FML
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Your misery fuels his success. You are the sacrifice.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I cut him after the second week and haven’t looked back.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
He just sits on my bench.. don’t need him, but it would be nice to remember to start him now that he’s starting to put together QSs
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Fox says “We will get you to Philly!”
YOU GO NOW FOX.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
I’ve seen dicek throw 2 pitches about 59 feet….KK does that too…is it a Japanese thing?
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
How many pitches does he have
he tends to have high pitch counts
bravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
95+ in the 8th
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
I mean 55 feet
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Prado robbed again
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
last comment until the no no is completed…
Hektor DiPaula - May 22, 2010
I love how FOX is making this NYY/NYM game seem really dramatic when it really isn’t that dramatic.
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
HOLY SHIT BELTRE...
diving catch on a liner by ruiz and doubled up the runner at first
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
That dude
plays a mean third base.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
DP ruiz…… seriously last comment…
Hektor DiPaula - May 22, 2010
for reals this time
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
“Jason Heyward was a Greek philospher who was reincarnated as a baseball player.”
Nice work Don. Love it.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Changing sig now.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
i was writing the same thing….
Hektor DiPaula - May 22, 2010
His name is...
Badassticles
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Haha.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Not a very good inning there by the batsmen.
1-2-3. Oh well, Hinske’s due up next inning
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
nooooooooooooo
bloop single over short stop…no no over
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
I’m willing to settle for a Phillies loss
BraveSaluki - May 22, 2010
the second i switch mlb.tv to the redsox-phillies game
castro bloops one into left for a hit……
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
you jinxed it
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
so close…
Hektor DiPaula - May 22, 2010
and why would you do that.. cant you watch gameday like a normal human being….
Hektor DiPaula - May 22, 2010
your fault!
Vance in Sacramento - May 22, 2010
I Blame You!
HEYJUDE - May 22, 2010
dude you need to turn in your Braves fan card, its been revoked
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
Damn
I wanted Philly to eat a big slice of no hit pie.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
A big loser sandwich is still pretty good.
Fonce - May 22, 2010
“YOU’RE EATING HAIR!”
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
What the hell is wrong with Wandy Rodriguez this year?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Other than the poor parental decision to name him Wandy, and all the acne? I dunno.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
He plays for the Astros
just for starters.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Doesn’t really explain why his K’s are down like they are, but fair enough.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
They don’t call them the Disastros for nothing.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
He was autodrafted on my team
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Church is dialed in against Lowe right now.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Double to leadoff inning.
Let’s go Lowe!
fandave - May 22, 2010
Cylowe: I’ve walked six people and given up four hits this inning. I HAVE THEM RIGHT WHERE I WANT THEM!
Fonce - May 22, 2010
Crowding around the radio tonight
kinda depressing
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
fireside chats?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
+1940
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
nice FDR reference
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
We were discussing
how crappy Millledge is… or so we though
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
War of the Worlds
Cover for the invasion by John Bigboote and John Smallberries
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
I got stuck on the interstate a couple of years ago, listened to the whole game on AM radio, actually enjoyed it.
bighop - May 22, 2010
it is not as bad in the car
but when I am sitting in front of a big HD Tv with the mets on
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Don’t get me wrong, I would rather be watching on tv, but watching on the radio is good with me. It takes a good announcer.
bighop - May 22, 2010
Lowe is pulling a Kawakami
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Pitching 6 shutout innings?
The ship has sailed on that one.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
No, looking very sharp and then pitching like crap all of a sudden.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Pretty sure
you meant “Tommy Hanson” then.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Nope.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Oh, crap. C’mon, Derek.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
awww fuck
rickie weeks triples
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
It’s not a Cylowe start until he gives up a…run…
Fonce - May 22, 2010
there you go…
Hektor DiPaula - May 22, 2010
Sac bunt
for a run
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Derek Lowe Time
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Exactly
That special DLowe magic. From “Cruising” to “Crash and Burn” in a nanosecond.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Wow…can’t remember the last time that’s happened against us.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Ronny Cedeno still plays baseball?!?
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
squeeze
we should do that more often
3-2 braves
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
yeap thats about right
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
first the braves start
a come-from-behind-win streak and now they have a shutout streak?
Life is very very good.
hawves - May 22, 2010
Had to jinx it, huh?
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
laggy computer
posted late
disregard the metion of shutouts
hawves - May 22, 2010
ugh
E5 for Chipper
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
WTF chip
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
he is good defensively
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
how many fibers of loathing do you have for him?
fandave - May 22, 2010
for Chipper?
I don’t hate him at all, his defense leaves a lot to be desired at this stage
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
I’m looking for a defensive resurgence, personally.
fandave - May 22, 2010
I’m not rooting against it by any means
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Charlie Morton still thinks he’s in Braves Country
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
My radio feed is behind the rest of you. LOL
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
I guess I should refrain
from updates
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
No it’s OK
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Damn…I thought he was out at 2B
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Yup…looked out on the replay.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Just your standard 2-6-3 groundout right there.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Wow
dont hear that too often, safe at 2nd but out at first
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Ah, your standard 2-6-3 putout.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
So anyone with video.. was it an out at 2?
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
can't tell, it was pretty close
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
saying on the radio they think he pulled his foot off the bag... but doesnt matter now either way
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Only thing that you could say it that maybe Yunel removed his foot too early.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I couldn’t tell definitively on the replay. Escobar may have taken his foot off of the bag before the throw onto first, but that’s pretty standard for plays at second and that’s not what the umpire called. But I’m not sure he beat the throw to the bag…
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
Chipper redeems himself
alright inning over
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Thank god
it was Iwamura up. Easy out, inning over.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Wow that was some impressive range
for Gardner
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Just out of curiosity...
Has Matt Diaz falling completely off the face of the earth?
Was he injured and I missed it?
When was his last start / when did he last play?
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
He’s on the DL. Had thumb surgery
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
he is injured
infected thumb, already had surgery
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Surgery on his thumb. Out a month.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
on the DL with an infected thumb
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Yep, sustained an injury and is on the DL
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Meteor
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Thanks to all five of you...
But I like bpk’s answer better
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
lol
the 2nd one…I had to retract my first answer
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
He was helping Escobar frost his tips and got some dye in his eyes
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Okay, still ahead.
All is not lost.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
last chance for the Phils – still only one hit 2nite.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
shhhhhh
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
let's get those 2 runs back
+ more
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
So I missed the Melk man going yard
thats just shocking
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Wasn’t Melky.
Was JayHey with Melky’s jersey on.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Remember “Fat Guy in a little coat”?
That’s kind of what it looked like.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
ah
now it makes sense
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
for some of you
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
this
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Blah!
My wife sent me to get her something for dinner. I come back and the score is 3-2 instead of 3-0. Great job holding those Pirates scoreless, TC’ers. I blame each and every one of you.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Hey, you were the one who left. Nothing else changed here.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
First you’re forced to shave your beard, then you’re forced to slave over the stove all day to make her dinner, then you’re forced to drive all over town to pick something up for her…
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
What are you trying to say? You lost me…
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I think I lost myself.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
somebody is as whipped as I am
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
Well that’s what you get for leaving Beard in charge
BraveSaluki - May 22, 2010
This.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Hmm...
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
More Runs!
fandave - May 22, 2010
have scored 118 in 1st 20 May games … that’s excellent
fandave - May 22, 2010
wait, wait, wait…who has video? where?
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
nobody. only MLB.TV
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
mlb.tv
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
shit, I didn’t think they would have it
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
terrible MLB announcers though
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
MLB.com exclusive if you have MLB.tv and proxy your internet connection through a foreign IP.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
Braves top scoring team in MLB this month?
Wicked sweet.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
not in MLB
in the NL. The Yanks and Red Sox have scored a few more in the AL.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Is that other league even real?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
well
I’m pretty sure we haven’t played against it yet, so yes. Imaginary.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
how many pitches to
mac in this ab
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
10 upcoming
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
11 after ball 3
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
top of the order up
yes plz
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Work that count, Brian!
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Great AB
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
That a boy Heap
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
That is how
you work a count.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Good pitcher’s pitch too
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
base hit for mac!
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
alright
good ab MAc
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Way to go MAC
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Glaus just a day off today?
didnt catch the beginning of the game
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
yeap
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Bobby’s trying to keep it fair for the Pirates.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Standard off day
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Yeah.
He hasn’t had a day off…..this season?
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I think
he had one day off
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I couldn’t remember. I know he’s played a lot.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
yeah was trying to remember
when it was, pretty sure Hinske got a start at first
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Heap is back offensively.
fandave - May 22, 2010
He earned that single.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Morton: 89 pitches
carpengui - May 22, 2010
morton's changeup
looks soooooooo hammer-able
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
come on Yankees
Bases loaded
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Heap's the man.
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
phils lose
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
huzzah!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
I approve.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
phils lose 5-0
got one-hit
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Phuckers...
How dare they get that 1 hit!
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
blah
Hinske Ks
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
0-2 as far as I know.
fandave - May 22, 2010
Phillies lose!!!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
Heap (my feed is slower LOL)
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Do you have one for
“picked off”?
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Ut oh, this doesn’t sound good.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
hinkse pulling a meKKlouth
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
mccann WTF
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
WTF…this inning is unraveling quickly.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
More
base running failure by Mac
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
The sad thing if Morton finishes with 3 runs tonight his ERA goes WAYYYY down
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Ugly baserunning (again).
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
It wasn’t like he even got picked off…he just took off.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Is extended spring training still going on?
I live about 2 miles from the Braves spring training complex. Is there anything going on there nowadays?
Bobby Cocks - May 22, 2010
mac's just doing yunel a favor
so he can’t record a GIDP
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
+1
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
At least Yunel finally put it in the air.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Here's to moral victories
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Gotta start somewhere!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Escobar
somehow still gets two outs when he is up to AB without hitting into a double play
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
How mean would it be to Pinch hit esco?
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Yunel is about to start hitting the baseball like he’s supposed to.
fandave - May 22, 2010
Got a specific date for us? A lot of people playing fantasy baseball need to know.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I'm actually going to say that he starts turning it around on Tuesday.
PUT IT IN THE BOOKS FOLKS
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
soon, definitely soon.
He’s a legit .300 hitter.
fandave - May 22, 2010
He has looked so unhappy all year, needs a freind, or to get laid
bighop - May 22, 2010
We'll start the Hookers For Escobar Fund.....
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Hookers or Hooters, either would work
bighop - May 22, 2010
could be you’re onto something.
fandave - May 22, 2010
he hit one last night
scorcher to right field right at someone though
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Juan Miranda
up with the bases loaded no one out for the Yankees
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
K’s
bighop - May 22, 2010
nm
he Ked
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
After June 30th we don’t have to worry about the Mets.. They won’t come back from PR
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
haha
+1
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
escos kinda lucky
the team is winning right now even though he has done nothing since the return…if his failures were coming during a losing streak…I know I wouldn’t be the only one hating him
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
and what is the biggest reason for all this hate?
fandave - May 22, 2010
his baserunning, his loafing, his mental errors, his knack for hitting into double plays, his hair…I’m just not a fan….I don’t root against him
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
I can agree his maturity level isn’t where it should be.
fandave - May 22, 2010
so for people watching the game
has Lowe looked ok?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
He had one rough inning, but otherwise he’s been good.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Except for when he didn’t, yeah…
-C
cthabeerman - May 22, 2010
Looked great the first 3 innings…started leaving the ball up in the zone last inning.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
And now he can’t find the zone at all.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Woah…gameday froze
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
Seriously Derek you’re walking PIRATES
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
lets get another stoppppp
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
McCann fail.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I just NOW heard that.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
your radio
LAGS?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
The link I’m using obviously does.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
ah
I am listening to the actual FM broadcast
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
mind if I ask
whats the link
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
The one below a few posts
v
v
v
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
WTF
the Braves back to not fielding
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Lowe
refuses to throw strikes
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
come on LOWE
wtf
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
thank god our BP is rested...
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
thank huddy for that
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
might be Martinez time
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
This looks promising
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
just got home to try to listen to game
and keep getting a rerun of commercials. can someone drop me a link?
chipsicyhotcorner - May 22, 2010
See first thread – near top.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
http://player.cumulusstreaming.com/Audioplay.html?WROK-FM
ByrneSupremacy - May 22, 2010
thanks guys.
chipsicyhotcorner - May 22, 2010
Mutts
walk one in
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
and double switch. FOX is having a heart attack
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
huh
whats a double switch..
/END SARCASM
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Thank heyward
a strike for Lowe
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
nm
Lowe going to walk the bases loaded…
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
oh god
jesse chavez up in the BP
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Wow…my browser just crashed and when I loaded it back up MLB.tv is not allowing me to watch the video. Bizarre.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
This is fucking ridiculous. Working one second, now it’s not.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
if lowe walks this guy
take him OUT
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
I'm getting soooo pissed
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
not even close
bravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
Good grief
He’s killing me
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Lowe Blows
I think he needs to be moved to bullpen when JJ comes back
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
Are there any outs?
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Hinske
with the unassisted VIdro!!!!
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
DOUBLE PLAY!
HINSKE!!!!!!!!
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
HINSKEEEEEE
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
bobby, dont prove
that bobby cox=dusty “idiot” baker
hawves - May 22, 2010
hinske caught a liner, then dived back to first for a DP
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
HINSKE
:)
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
Back off fuckers. I saw him first.
:D
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
one more out lowe…lets gooooo
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Hinske with the great play
Now get out of the inning, Lowe!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Gameday blows
Even more than Lowe
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Lowe doing
his best Jorge Sosa impression
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Is he going to hit a home run also?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
shouldnt that jojo reyes kid get a shot in left field?
15ks - May 22, 2010
Chris Resop
is that young gun LF we have in the minors
He got a cup of coffee a few years ago in LF
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
+1
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Jo Jo Reyes should be shot in LF
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Hinske
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
wow that looks like a clitoris
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
Hinske is such a winnar
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
So XM Radio has a wait time of > than 10 minutes at 10:20 PM EDT on a Saturday? WTF?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Lowe
walks Church
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Bobby isn’t going to let him go much further
fandave - May 22, 2010
oh god
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
church walks, but i don't blame him with the way he's hitting lowe
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
+32
15ks - May 22, 2010
Of course Milledge is 2-2 tonight.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
until then!
carpengui - May 22, 2010
0-2 on milledge
don’t give him anything to hit
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Eh, I don't mind much the way Lowe is missing.
Wish he wouldn’t walk people, but at least he’s missing low and away.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
this
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
STFD!!!!!!!!!!
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
WOW
blew it by him with 87mph sinker K for Lowe
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
WOOOO… how the hell did he do that
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
K
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Huge strikeout there. Way to go, Lowe.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Lowe's night is about to come to an end....
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Lowe needs to buy Hinske dinner tonight
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
with what the Braves are paying Lowe and Hinske, he needs to buy him a house on Amelia Island
jaypatel - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
mlb.tv showing the pierogi (sp?) race, lol
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
15ks - May 22, 2010
blows him away with the 87 mph heat
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
lol
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
98 pitches for Lowe I think we’ll be seeing a PHer
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Tim Hudson
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
This.
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
GameDay says 99
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
yeah mine hadnt updated yet ha
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Come on Gardner
I hate the mutts
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
To Tell the Truth.. FUCK YOU GUYS. worst fucking commercial ever
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Whew, that was close.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Good ol' Lastings
Always count on him to screw up
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
5 IP, 2R for lowe
i’ll take it
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
thats called
a DLoweQS
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
One DLoweQS is approximately 5/6ths of a normal QS, right?
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I suppose so
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Maybe we should say it
5 IP 5 ER or less
basically a 9.00ERA
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
+ 10,000,000 Ulcers
Don’t forget that
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Wow. Skid Row.
Original Skid Row?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Melky’s up. I’m thinking a triple.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Melky needs to hit for the cycle tonight….
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
And that
is why I don’t gamble.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
“They still lead by a point.” Really announcer? Really?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
another thing about lowe....
i’ve found him to be one of the biggest pricks the braves have ever called their own
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
Really?
We’ve had way worse.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Seriously…John Rocker?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Kenny Lofton
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
I win. at least on my screen
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Not on mine, sorry.
Beard wins.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
I’ll take it!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
Your comment popped up right as I was clicking post.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
John Rocker would beg to differ
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
He's not a bad person...
just a weirdo. There is a difference.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
this
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Lowe is one of my favorites
bighop - May 22, 2010
Gary Sheffield
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
sheffield was another one but he was awesome
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
good yes but still a dick
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Nothing wrong with him as a guy
He’s just passed his expiration date.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Melky
back to his old ways grounder to first
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
prediction: mclouth goes yard here
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
buzzzt! But thanks for playing.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
McLouth Ks
ugh
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
nvm, mclouth Ks
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
anyone watching this celtics vs. magic game????
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
i wouldnt call it a game
15ks - May 22, 2010
magic should just go home
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
they were there for 2 games it didnt go well
15ks - May 22, 2010
they don’t need to play…enjoy the golf down there
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
whats the score
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
70-46 according to Google.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
75-47…heading to the 4th
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
basketball is so boring…I can’t get myself to enjoy watching it. although, now would be the time to jump on the wizards bandwagon I guess
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
this, kind of. I actually don’t like basketball
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
definitely my least favorite sport
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
make sure you rub that in mvhs face
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
how come? I have no clue what team he likes
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
he wanted the kings to get that first pick…but the wizards got 1, my sixers got number 2…he was not pleased the other night
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
were the kings so bad that they even had a realistic chance? I figured it would be the Nets…didn’t they get #3?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Kings ended up 5th, Nets got 3rd..the fact they fell out of the top 4 is what really ticked him off lol
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Nice…I’ll be sure to make some smart ass comment about it.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
THUNDER!!
always room on the Durant Express
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
i love how the hawks handle the celtics in regular season, but we crumble to the magic in the playoffs, then the celtics handle howard and his boys….
chipsicyhotcorner - May 22, 2010
Wow. Magic getting steamrolled by the Celtics.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
dang.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
CONRADDDD
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
We need more than 1 room cushion.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
That would sound better if I typed what I was actually thinking… let me try again.
We need more than 1 run cushion.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Conrad up
more homers time
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Brooks Conrad:
Pinch hit grand slam time!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
hero
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
C’mon Shawshank!
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Morton is at 106 pitches now.....he needs to come out.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
he’s just settling in, too
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
If he keeps striking us out, they’ll leave him in.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Conrad
Ks
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Gameday has Lowe up
I need a tin can with a string attached to it.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
I know, that’s why I’m watching on here too. Cant be trusted
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Alright, I’m out. See everyone later
GoBravesNY - May 22, 2010
I think Morton's night is over....
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I hope so
He’s really pitched well the past few innings.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
He has to be.
Only Dusty Baker would send a pitcher back out to start another inning when he was already at 110 pitches thrown…..unless it was like a CGSO situation.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
And his spot is due up third this inning.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
This just in
Jose Reyes is an idiot
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
what the hell was that...?
chipsicyhotcorner - May 22, 2010
horrible base running
out by a mile, not sure if Usain Bolt could have turned that into a double
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
could have stolen it if he really wanted it...
chipsicyhotcorner - May 22, 2010
yeah
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Next time someone cracks on Escobar
Keep in mind…we could have that slobbering buffoon, instead.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Hey Brooks Conrad! No problem. Shake it off.
Smash it next time.
fandave - May 22, 2010
He can strike out in every single AB for the rest of his Braves career for all I care.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
+1
Though I sure hope he doesn’t!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
might be
a short career then
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
PeMo in
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
21st game, leading the staff.
fandave - May 22, 2010
I'm really, really starting to hate to an irrational level the retarded baseball nickname trend.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Why u mad tho, DoDaSum?
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
rec
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Oh I mad. Very mad.
Also, rec.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
damn
base hit off of Moylan
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
esco error
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Esco…
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Clement up in the on deck circle
for Morton
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Damn, what’s wrong with us? How long was the rain delay?
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
90 mins?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I think Peter Moylan is Cy Young reincarnated. Dude just has a rubber arm.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Esco
isn’t helping tonight.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
come on Moylan
2 outs hold this lead
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
2 outs, cedeno to third
iwamura up
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
what was wrong with that one?
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
2-0 to Iwamura
come on Moylan
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
gotta be careful to the 0-31 hitter
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
Really? I thought John Smoltz’s coming out party came in October 1991, not October 1992.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
shit
Moylan walks Iwamura
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
ugh
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
3-0
cmon, it’s freaking iwamura
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
carpengui - May 22, 2010
What has hapened to MOYLAN
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
its not the 7th inning
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
If the Braves lose tonight, I may never wear this Heyward jersey again.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
what size it =)
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
XL. I’ll still keep it, I just won’t wear it during baseball season. Or at least while the Braves are actually playing. Until they come to Minnesota.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
ah
a little too big for me anyways
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
TWSS
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
...
sometimes I should read before I post
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Also we’re not in prison.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Go ahead and send it my way in that case.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
take it off now
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
If we can turn 2 here, does that mean we can carry 1 out into the next inning?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
+1
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
not sure if we want that rule change
Esco might make us lose an entire inninghttp://www.talkingchop.com/2010/5/22/1483715/open-thread-5-22-blackout-thread-2#38164440
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
not sure
how I accidentally posted the thread link
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Can I have your stuff?
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
opps, reply fail
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
oops fail
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
damn, I should really stop drinking I guess
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
You’re clearly not drunk enough if you’re thinking like this.
You stop when the doctor/law enforcement official/lap dancer tells you to.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
haha
+1000
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Whomever is behind that is awesome.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
99% of the comments have been hilarious. I would have been out of material in a week.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
link to cyborg?
BMacAttack - May 22, 2010
To the website? Here: link
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
It may even make me sign up for Twitter, something I’m otherwise loathe to do.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
No, I’ll never do that. Just have to remember to check it every day.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
so gameday folks
was that a strike?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
According to ESPN… Yep.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
My feed seems to be
From the Haddix 12 innings of perfect ball game. It’s really exciting.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
HOLY SHIT THAT IS A FUCKING STRIKE
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Popout to Prado
phew inning over
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Runs please.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
THANK GODDDDD
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
I mean heyward
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
no harm done. whew.
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
K-Rod is such a tool.
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
+infinity
Zeus12888 - May 22, 2010
woohoo!
I wish we could make this easier. Maybe we can destroy the Pirates’ pen?
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Dotel is their closer…I think it’s a given.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
octavio is a pretty sick name
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Dotel that bastard
he pitched how many innings for the Braves
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
7.2
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
yeah ugh
almost as bad as Baez
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Outside of dotel, the Pirates pen has actually been pretty good.
I’m not sure how long that will hold up though because they have to pitch a shit ton of innings.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Quiet you.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Actually....
I think I remember something about the Pirates having one of the worst bullpen ERAs in the NL.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
That's because their shitty garbage time relievers get plenty of work.
Their first liners are doing some work though. Like Meek who has pitched 26 innings of sub-1 era ball.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Peter Moylan: “I was merely toying with you mates.”
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
muts won.
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
K-rod closes the door
Mutts beat the yanks… ugghh
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Yankees still lost, though. That’s something good.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
true
but I would rather the Mutts lose
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
not when they face the NL east
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
mets win
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
javy lopez pitching?
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
haha
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
I know it’s not THE Javy Lopez, but just reading that name again makes me smile.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
It should be illegal
that I cant see Heyward hit
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
But you don’t have to see Escobar hit, it’s a give and take
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
haha true
but Melky hit a HR, something is just off today
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
he Ks
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I should have clarified, you don’t have to see Escobar at bat
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Why do we care if the Mets won?
taney71 - May 22, 2010
Is this a real question?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Another CyborgHanson gem:
REQUIRE MOTHERBOARD UPGRADE TO COMPREHEND PREGAME TRADITION OF TEAMMATE HINSKE ERIC TO CRUSH BEERCANS ON HUMAN FOREHEAD
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
These are great
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
The funny thing about it is I can picture Hinske actually doing it. Maybe not before a game, but certainly afterwards.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Chipper
with a single!
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Im late, is there a link to radio?
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
http://player.cumulusstreaming.com/Audioplay.html?WROK-FM
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
thanks.
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
runs about two minutes slow so its like getting a distant replay when you watch here
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
that'll help chip's BA
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
blah
inning over
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Well hell.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Chipper
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
who pitches the 7th?
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
O'Flaherty
he hasn’t pitched in at least 6 hours.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
+1
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Moylan again?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
I think Moylan might stay in to face McCutchen
And then EOF comes in to face the 2 lefties.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
You win the booby prize
Good thinkin’.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
I can see it already…
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
WHAT
Moylan still in
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I am perplexed
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
if you cant pitch
Moylan 162 games might as well go 2IP every game
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
maybe just for mccutchen
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
this
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Hey guys and gals
Anyone else nervous about this game?
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010 via mobile
of course
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Yes
Don’t like the drift
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
kinda...
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
our bullpen just needs to do its thing, prob not gonna get any more runs
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
nah
We’ll pull something out of our ass if we need to.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Moylan done
must be EOF time haha
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
it is
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
drifting down
have that sinking feeling
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
?
Zeus12888 - May 22, 2010
Wow, gamecast has O’Flaherty’s picture with a Mariners hat on.
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
He has a Braves hat on in the pic on my screen.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
we need more Mariners left-overs
Soriano
EOF
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Hernandez
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
TRADE FOR GRIFFEY
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
he had a walk off hit the other day
need more walk off hitters
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
How is Soriano doing in Tampa?
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
11/11 for Saves
sub 2.00 ERA
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Nice, sounds like the way he started last season…
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
yeah
throwing strikes hope he stays healthy
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Good to hear…he was struggling at the beginning of the year. Not Mike Gonzalez struggling, but still.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Norton
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
how could I forget the
RAKE
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
These announcers really need to stop attempting an Irish accent.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Why does everything I say sound like a leprechaun?
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Slappin’ da bass!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
+1
for I Love You Man Reference
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
K for EOF
nice
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
garrett jones Ks looking, 2 down
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
He's had a really rough game.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
which sucks even more because his figurine is being given out
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Nice K
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Rico!
We needed that K
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
alright, EOF
Now get Church out so we can go try to hit again.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Church you bastard
base hit
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
EOF out
whos in?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
saito i would presume
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
ding
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
You presume correctly
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
fuck, i'm right, fuck
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
fuck
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
you have one guess
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
I don't like this move
I’d have left EOF in there. He’s been good against righties, too.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
but leaving EOF in doesn't overwork saito......
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
+1
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
it does, however
overwork EOF. Either way, we win.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
WARNING:
Bobby Cox managing Bullpen!
Lennox - May 22, 2010
You must not love Baseball
Or puppies.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
neither does adam dunn
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
That’s to be expected. He did play for the Redcommunists.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
But Dunn loves puppies
Covered in marinara
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
I would have brought Martinez’s 5.00 ERA in
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Just got back to the computer, what’s the score?
nomorespinsports - May 22, 2010
3-2 braves
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
3-2 braves
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
Pelican 1
What I did here 0
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
whew
rickie weeks, you scary
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
this ump won't give us SHIT
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
gamecast has it right on the corner
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Has there been an ump that did
bighop - May 22, 2010
Lol, Sutton thought it was a strike.
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Saito gives up a hit
even though he had him Ked
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
THIS
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Sounds familiar.
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Honestly though when you throw it to first about 40 times it invites the batter to hit
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
All Japanese Pitchers
work slow
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Better off letting him steal 2nd.
I concur.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Willingly let the tying run move to 2nd? Why?
sleezer1788 - May 22, 2010
It wasn’t even close. Church was literally back to the bag before Saito threw over.
Ron A. - May 22, 2010
I just think it makes you look weak, just an opinion, of course throw over a couple times if you have a fast runner but you go over too many times you seem like you’re scared
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
A lot of closers like to throw over before they go off speed.
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Please get an out, Saito. I don’t want a 4th pitcher in this inning.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
So who is Bobby planning to use in the 8th?
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
Moylan
was in left field he is scheduled for the 8th
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
actually checked the box score, damn you
15ks - May 22, 2010
haha
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Martinez.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Hopefully we put a couple on the board so it doesn’t really matter
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
more saito, i presume
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Chavez!
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Saito and Venters if needed.
Saito only threw 10 pitches and the the Catcher and the crappy second basement are coming up as well as a pher.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Saito Ks like a hundred people this inning
but only registers 2
inning over
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
STFD!
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
When I'm watching games
My default line is “Sit your ASS down!” but that works well, too.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Alright, got him.
Excellent.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
K
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Got em
bravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
Boo yah!
6 outs to get
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
oh...almost forgot
carpengui - May 22, 2010
This game is stressful....
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I find games much less stressful when I’m relying on audio. Maybe that’s just me.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
It’s just you. This is stressing me out more than if I were watching it on tv.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
I fail.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
STRESS, DAMMIT! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU‽
AllSaintsDay - May 22, 2010
let's get more runs
and deprive wagner of a save oppo
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
how about some more runs
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Great idea.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
very good idea.
fandave - May 22, 2010
This is doable.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
No way
he uses Kimrel in the 8th right?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Kibrel is gone
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
wow. two spelling fails in a row
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
this is what
happens when we cant read the names on the TV
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Or Kibrel. Bad typing
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
FUCK!
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
lol
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
with Kibbles gone
who got called up
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
*Kibbles & Bits
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Martinez
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Right – Kimbrel is up the road in Gwinnett.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
He’s in Gwinett
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Also Kimbrel got sent back down.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
#3? Not 1. WTF was that?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
oh
what was the roster move
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Kimbrel down, Martinez up.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
thank you
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Glaus up to PH
alright
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Time for a little yardwork.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
0.69 ERA? no way.... we've gotta fix that
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Well
we’ve already helped regress Morton to the mean. Maybe we can do that to Meek too, in the other direction
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
powah time
bpk228480 - May 22, 2010
Time to knock around the Meek and Mild.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
3-1 count…let’s launch this next one
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
or hit a miserable pop-up
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Rondo > Magic
nice
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I would say that series is over, but I remember what happened the last time a Boston team was up 3-0 in a playoff series.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Hockey is different though
the Bruins will always suck
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
sighs
How very true that is.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Glaus
pops out to 2nd
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Esco – please see more than 1 pitch.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
He's up to 4 pitches already!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Another ball into the outfield
progress!
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
golf clap for the effort.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Damn
I’ve got graduation in the morning, but I don’t want to sleep till this sucker’s over..
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
People don’t stay up late before graduation?
AllSaintsDay - May 22, 2010
For real
I got ripped the night before my graduation.
AuditDawg - May 22, 2010
Before? Not for me… After… completely different story
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
Congrats
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
what are you graduating from?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
High school
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
jealous.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
High school wasn’t as great as people said =/
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
I loved it, but my point is that you still have college to look forward to.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
True. And I’ll be spending in Atlanta too, which is even better :)
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
again…jealous.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Oh yeah. Also, congratulations.
AllSaintsDay - May 22, 2010
if melky hits another HR
I might go insane
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
damn
thought that ball was gonna drop
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
he's actually looked good the last 2 ABs
bravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
Melky grounds out to SS
inning over
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Man, I’d feel better with a bit more of a lead.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
indeed
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
You and me (all of us) both.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
yeah
hopefully we can hold it
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
meh...
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
fuck.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
mclouth/infante/prado/heyward next inning. we’ll do some damage
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
You making this an official premonition, Oracle?
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
which part?
that omar will pinch hit or that we’ll score? yes to both
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
I’m holding you to that.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
We’ve given them a lot of runners lately, luck may run out….
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
The pirates are outbraving the braves
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Only 2 baserunners since the 3rd inning...
and one of those was immediately picked off. Not so good, offense. Not so good.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
It would be nice if Heap would realize that he really does run like a catcher.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
a slow catcher at that
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
At least he’s not Bengie Molina.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
haha
+1
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Saito still in
facing Delwyn Young
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
TImes like this, I miss Meds in the BP
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
base hit
for Young
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Not a good start.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
blooooop
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Vidro and problem solved.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
This.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Saito doesn’t normally do vidros, but I’d love to see one.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Silence!
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
/hangs head in shame
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Doumit in to PH
come on Vidro time
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Isnt Saito more of a K pitcher than ground ball pitcher?
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
true
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
More or less….strikeouts and flyballs.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Definitely Vidro time
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Melky, for someone that can supposedly play center, you are either sucky or lazy in left.
(Does UZR support me on this? Too lazy to check.)
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
He’s average at best
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
pretty much
below average or right around average range
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
No.
And neither does Total Zone. He’s average in LF, a bit below in CF according to UZR. Average in LF, a bit above avg in CF by Total Zone.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Thanks for that.
Ah well, he just never looks like he’s running all that hard. Or throwing his heart out. Or really doing anything other than awkwardly belly-flopping once a month.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
Defensive Runs Saved
has him well above average in LF, below avg in CF.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
venters and wags up in the pen
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
So predictable.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
Slow roller
basically a bunt 1 out
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Awww.....no vidro :(
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
It'll be such a shame if Lowe loses his win...
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
lol
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Fuck Lowe…..as long as the team wins.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Dude...
Being ironic here.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
You forgot to use the font.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Sorry. The game is stressing me out!
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Believe me
I get that.
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
3-1
=/to Iwamura
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Outs please.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Absolutely failure
walked Iwamura again
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
FUCK!!
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
Not bad...
dp in effect for a R/R matchup
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Iwamura
was 0-31
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Did I hear Don say he’s hitting .152 and0-32?
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
yeah.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
WTF WTF WTF!!!!
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
FUDSFASDL
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
I feel like
Mark Wohlers has been pitching for the last 4 or 5 innings
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
we just walked a .150 hitter
great
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
ohh boy, this could get ugglyy
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
Time for Vidro II, Electric Boogaloo?
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
What happened?
HEYJUDE - May 22, 2010
Saito walked a .150 hitter. Runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 out, Crosby up.
kidnarcolepsy - May 22, 2010
Thanks
HEYJUDE - May 22, 2010
Unbelievable.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
HaHaHa, primate delay. Didn’t think it posted above.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
either way its warranted
we walked Iwamura TWICE
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Oh gosh, yeah we did. UGH
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
2-1 to Crosby
come on saito, work a little faster
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Time for
A damn DP!
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
this
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Strikeout would be pretty huge here.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
And Crosby obliges by apparently looking for something that wasn’t down the middle.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
It was indeed.
Now we just have to get out McCutchen. Oy.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
good job on that k call
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
Satio Ks Crosby
2 outs
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
STFD
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
K
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
STFD!
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
Or a K!
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
That’ll do Tak, that’ll do.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Hi everyone, Saito's in a bit of a jam
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
That'll work
One more mile to go
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
carpengui - May 22, 2010
mccutchen
don’t give him anything to hit
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Dialed it up to 94
bravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
K
Hobnail_Boot - May 22, 2010
Would you go right after McCutchen here?
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Not with my stuff.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Think you have to. Jones isn’t exactly a slouch behind him.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Venters is warming up. Sounded like he looked bad against EOF last time up…
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Touche…either way, it doesn’t matter!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I think
I could beat him up, he is not that big
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Pirates 2-23 when trailing after 7.
I wonder what their record is when trailing after 9?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
As Joe Morgan would say,
It’s hard to win a game when you don’t score more runs than the other team.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
He’s so insightful.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
They don’t call him the best in the biz for nothing.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
lol
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
They certainly don’t call him the best in the biz
BraveSaluki - May 22, 2010
emmy award winning
I am a hall of famer therefore I know everything about baseball
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Dave Concepcion
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
The sad thing is,
He was a fantastic player—and a smart one, too. In fact, he was exactly the kind of player that he disparages today. Power, patience, etc.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Saito v. McCutcheon
Game on the line. Good battle.
cavebird - May 22, 2010
Saito’s not getting these corners at all
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
It’s because he’s
Japaneseblackbravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
"What was he looking for there?"
“A ball.”
bravesforever16 - May 22, 2010
Cmon Saito strike em out
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
K for Saito
inning over
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
SAITO!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
STFD! Great job Takashi!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
YEAAH!
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
Wow I’m gonna need a drink
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Saito really impressed this outing.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
aside from walking Aki
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Well, I meant more in that he responded well to a jam (of his own making), as well as Bobby’s patented Bullpen Management Technique.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
biiiiiiiiig sigh of relief
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Cmon and score some insurance runs
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
THIS
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
That was a STRAWBERRY RHUBARB JAM and we got out of it
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
That was huge
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Great K Saito!
Zeus12888 - May 22, 2010
that guy can rack up some Ks but he makes me freakin nervous
ATLBRVS_19 - May 22, 2010
You should feel use to that after Gonzo and Soriano
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
could be worse
could be Bob Wickman who makes you nervous and Ks no one
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
LOL
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
could be Kyle Farnsworth
ronniemac03 - May 22, 2010
he gets Ks though
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
And he has retard strength for all the brawls.
DogDaysofSummer - May 22, 2010
see that ESPN article on him
pretty funny
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
You gonna eat that stapler?
BraveSaluki - May 22, 2010
Wanna share it?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Excellent! Whew. Whew. Whew
cavebird - May 22, 2010
now the offense should wake up
so that Wags cant get the save, haha
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Too close for comfort. But good for Saito!
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Whew
HEYJUDE - May 22, 2010
Wags saying “Are you shitting me? I get a shot at a save? That’s unpossible!”
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
+1 for Ralph reference
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
These tar fumes are making me dizzy.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Ms. Hoover, I don’t have a red crayon.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
I still owe you
+1 for I love you man reference earlier
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
After seeing Bart naked....
“I like men now!”
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Time for
a safeco insurance run or three
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
And two lefties leading off the bottom of the 9th for Wagner. =]
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
long time reader, first time poster. Go Braves!
10-4 - May 22, 2010
You’re kind isn’t welcome here!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
what kind of blog bans awesome people?
10-4 - May 22, 2010
that Hannah... however you spell it
Strikeout pitcher
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I think
Hanrahan should gay marry Jack Hannahan and adopt a daughter named Hannah.
Her name would then be Hannah Hanrahan Hannahan.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
…what!?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I'll relax
when Wags strikes out the side
TheBraveDude - May 22, 2010
Nate Ks
ugh
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
He just stepped into the box for me. LOL
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
OT / I had a Zero bar today.
Been forever since I had one of those. It was fantastic.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
they are delicious
now I want one
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Omar up to PH
come on
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
If he gets a hit then we’ll definitely have to bench Chipper for him.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
uhhhhhhh what?
no.
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Oh damn, I forgot to use the sarcasm font.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
haha
no worries
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Oh, dang.
A strikeout. Too bad.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Gosh we’re K-ing a lot aren’t we tonight.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
nah, just trade Escobar away for 2 bags of peanuts and a box of cracker jacks
Rhyno18 - May 22, 2010
Hanrihan?
OMG. There is a Slap Shot reference just SCREAMING to be let out.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
putting on the foil!
bighop - May 22, 2010
Your wife’s a lesbian! A lesbian!
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Mowing us down
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
K
Quilvio Veras - May 22, 2010
Rollins back on the DL
that was short
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
twss
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Had to. Needed to re-up his handicapped parking sticker.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
haha
+1
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I really want an insurance run
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
Prado Walks
Heyward going to homer
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
DO WORK HEYWARD.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
runner on for Heyward
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
Tonight i found something crappier than my laptop-my radio. i can’t pick up a radio station twenty miles away.
10-4 - May 22, 2010
Listen to the radio on your laptop?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
it would explode.
10-4 - May 22, 2010
LOL
Fair enough.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Go Jason!!
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
C'mon Jason....
…make life easier for Wags.
cavebird - May 22, 2010
Prado steals second
nice
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Nice swipe Prado!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Do something
that makes me happy =]
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
GO PIRATES!!!!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
o_O
Zeus12888 - May 22, 2010
8)
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
hahahaha
nyjer morgan allowed ANOTHER inside-the-park home run
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
it was a pretty stupid play
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
He thought he knocked it over the wall
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
wow Pirates 13 LOB
Braves impression
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
2 in the same game?
or we talking about the “throw glove” leave ball one he did tonight?
ronniemac03 - May 22, 2010
the throw glove one
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
today once
and wasn’t he in center on the pagan HR?
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Heyward walks
Prado advances to 3rd on WP
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I thinks....
…it will be up to Chipper. Why pitch to Jason now
cavebird - May 22, 2010
ding ding
we have a winner
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
COME ON CHIP!!!!
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
File this under "surprise"
Melky’s OPS has now eclipsed Escobar’s
Snorre - May 22, 2010
/is surprised
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
woah
brain explode
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Guessing he should enjoy this now, because that ain’t gonna last much longer.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
sad
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
how many outs?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Dos
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
2 outs
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
nvm
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
1
ronniemac03 - May 22, 2010
use the reply button at the right of the +, it makes the thread more organized
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
I got a graphic I'd like to re-use here, Chip....
carpengui - May 22, 2010
COME ON GRANDPA
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
This
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
2...scratch that
ronniemac03 - May 22, 2010
Good lord....
That was so bad a pitch it almost hit the green dot on the legend on CBS, lol.
cavebird - May 22, 2010
Send Jason...
…they won’t throw through
cavebird - May 22, 2010
amen. 5-2 sounds better than 4-2
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Wouldn’t chance it with a runner 90 feet away
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
3-1 to Chip
time for a first homer in May
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I'm mad the potential of an insurance run has a sponsor...lol
ronniemac03 - May 22, 2010
this.
Zeus12888 - May 22, 2010
Don’t walk guys here. You are making a mockery of my name.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Chipper Walks
bases loaded for Mac
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
COME ON HEAP.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
This.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
i endorse this message.
10-4 - May 22, 2010
Chipper walks. They’re loaded for McCann.
kidnarcolepsy - May 22, 2010
COME ON MAC!!!!!!
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
C'mon Mac
you should break it open here.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
unbelievable, go Mac
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
Grand slam #3 this year right here
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
Here we go Heap, here we go!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Heap time
carpengui - May 22, 2010
1-0 to heap
Hannrahan not throwing strikes
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
He's so due it's not even funny anymore.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Hasn’t he hit 2 bombs in the last week?
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Well, he did go yard yesterday…
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
More walkies...come on B-Mac
Finish Them!
ronniemac03 - May 22, 2010
Put this damn thing
to bed, Mac!
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Chipper...
..31 BB 19 K. That’s incredible.
cavebird - May 22, 2010
Sounds very Chipper-like.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
wow
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
walks
dont score runs
/END SARCASM
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Haha…“end sarcasm” sound like something from Cyborg Hanson
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
damn
Mac just missed it foul to the River
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
That's the patented one
Seems like at least one AB every game he smokes one 30 feet right of the foul pole in right field.
AuditDawg - May 22, 2010
PATIENCE-mac
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
I’d take til 2 strikes right now…
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
1-2 to Mac
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
c'mon Bmac
Hobnail_Boot - May 22, 2010
Doumit to Hanrahan: “don’t throw that one again”
carpengui - May 22, 2010
YAHOOOO!!!!
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
ok crazy play
Mac strikes out, but the ball squirts away, run scores
4-2 Braves
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
oh yeah
Doumit forget to throw to home, instead he throws to first
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
sa fakla spflak psdjklnjkfsnjks nls WTF JUST HAPPENED
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Awesomeness.
That’s what just happened.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
wild pitch and he had an easy play at home. he threw to 1st and it was a shitty throw that took Jones off the bag
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Come on Brian...
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Just like they drew it up
BraveSaluki - May 22, 2010
+1
15ks - May 22, 2010
+1
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Lolololol Pirates.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
prediction: CORRECT
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
LMFAO
JasonHeywardisGod - May 22, 2010
gift! Christmas in May!
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
yees wow hahaha
Kobe:The Legend - May 22, 2010
Take it anyway we can Ha! Ha!
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
YEAAH haha
BigG1392 - May 22, 2010
carpengui - May 22, 2010
I’m hearing “No RBI” – Error on somebody, I guess.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
It’d be like a WP, right?
BraveSaluki - May 22, 2010
believe so
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
no RBI
I believe?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH!
HEEEEEEAP with the speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
WHOA. That sounded crazy. How can you not throw Mac out on a strikeout? And how can we score on a strikeout? I’ll take it though!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Wags is now screaming in the bullpen.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
he shouldn’t be. One run leads haven’t always been kind to him this year.
10-4 - May 22, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
Hahaha I just wanted to jump on and say man that was stupid…
Gage23 - May 22, 2010
He was clearly out, too, was he not?
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
He looked safe, but MLB.tv really isn’t giving a decent angle on it.
Ron A. - May 22, 2010
Glausosarus Up now?
slam time?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
i like the cut of your jib
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Russell doing his Bobby Cox impression
ejected from the game
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
THREE WALKS AND A STRIKEOUT = RUN EVERY TIME
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
New Braves philosophy
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
LOL
Gameday just killed itself
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
yea
it had no idea what to do
jjhova12 - May 22, 2010
Gameday always gets confused on the unconventional plays.
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 22, 2010
instead of gameday, have you tried at-bat?
Snorre - May 22, 2010
that's what i'm
using.. still took forever to update
jjhova12 - May 22, 2010
yep
i have gameday and audio going right now. i love that thing
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
I think tihs is right.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
hahaha
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
Well, less the typos. UGH
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
Can anyone read lips on MLB.TV ?
MarvelGoose - May 22, 2010
Wish I could've watched this, damned Fox and MLB
jimmontg - May 22, 2010
John Russel ejected
he’s no Bobby Cox.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Seriously.
1 down, 152 to go.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Bobby just has swag when he trots out there.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
He doesnt even need to leave the dugout to get ejected
stryder1o4 - May 22, 2010
It’s weird to think that he’s been ejected from almost a season’s worth of games.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
haha, wow
great way of putting it in perspective
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
LOL
Could you imagine a manager getting ejected every game in the season?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Braves offense at its best:
Walk, Walk, Walk, Strikeout. RUN!
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
PROFIT!!!
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
lol
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
POWAH Time.
Gotta getta new manager.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Glaus hits
a can of corn to center
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
If Glaus gets a slam
then wags is gonna flip
TheBraveDude - May 22, 2010
In play, out(s)
fuck.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Gotta love Brian for hustling
he fell down after running so hard to 1B. Esco should take notes.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Hanley Ramirez
just insulted you for saying that.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
he actually ran hard last night. I was laughing
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Hey – you never played the game.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Flyout to Milledge.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
COME ON WAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
“Brian McCann strikes out swinging. Wild pitch by pitcher Joel Hanrahan. Martin Prado scores. Jason Heyward to 3rd. Chipper Jones to 2nd. Brian McCann to 1st.”
“Pittsburgh Pirates Manager John Russell ejected by 1B umprie Tim Timmons.”
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
typical play
no?
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
all with two outs, too
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
Hannahran
has good stuff but no control
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Normally, I hate that rule
Now, I love it unreservedly
Sam Jethroe - May 22, 2010
Does Wagner have a nickname yet?
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Wags I think.
cavebird - May 22, 2010
I need something photoshop worthy…
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Wags the Dog?
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
10-4 - May 23, 2010
I’m going with Wagpipes.
Ivan the Great - May 22, 2010
Wags?
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
wags
TheBraveDude - May 22, 2010
Heyward says Wags….so yeah, I’ll go with that.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
I'm going to just pronounce his name
with a “V” sound. Like Wagner, the opera composer.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
We can photoshop Niebelungenlied K graphics, right?
AllSaintsDay - May 22, 2010
Wags being hit lately – I hope he’s on his game tonight.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
This
HEYJUDE - May 22, 2010
I didn't see
was mac almost out or something?
TheBraveDude - May 22, 2010
pretty sure he was out
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
the throw beat him at 1st, but the throw took Jones off the bag. GREAT hustle
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
Infante in at 3rd
Chipper resting
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
I like the defensive change there.
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
Dusty Baker does not approve.
Smoltz's Beard - May 22, 2010
Is there anyway Don Sutton has ever used skype mobile?
SuperNewb - May 22, 2010
joel hanrahan
1 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 3 BB, 3 K, 1 WP
atl192485 - May 22, 2010
4-2: WAGNER in game.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
Tomorrow’s game time?
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
1:30 Eastern
Jacob Peterson - May 22, 2010
my guess is 1:05 EDT.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
Proof
You should never listen to what I type.
UMDBHIK - May 22, 2010
You have the time zone right.
carpengui - May 22, 2010
I appreciate the effort to help me save a little face here.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
Well, pregame starts then… so any Braves fan will want to tune in at your time.
How’s that? :-)
NCChopper - May 23, 2010
I feel better. Thank you.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
1:35 EST
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Thank you. TCers are all so helpful.
NCChopper - May 22, 2010
I do what I can.
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
pop out to Center
1 out
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
They Pinch hit their hot hitter?
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
yeah stupid
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
lefty v. lefty
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
still
Church is the hot hand
UltimaParadox - May 22, 2010
Can you imagine being a lefty against that slider?
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
I’d love to try it.
stryder1o4 - May 23, 2010
No thanks. In HS we were going into the regional tourney and the guy we were facing could hit the upper 80s so we set up the BP machine to pitch 90 mph fastballs, and mid-80s breaking stuff. Not fun.
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
guess it works
he draws a walk
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
yeah i figured but still…
SuperHeyward - May 22, 2010
In play, out(s)!
2 more!
Scott Coleman - May 22, 2010
evening, ya'll
i’ve been lurking all night, getting updates. thanks a lot!
Bravely going forward - May 22, 2010
??
Why leave now?
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
oh, i was saying hello, not goodbye
Bravely going forward - May 23, 2010
Ahhhh. Okay.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
it’s all good
Bravely going forward - May 23, 2010
Wags
walks him
BLAH
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
Augh. No reason to bring the tying run to the plate.
Ivan the Great - May 23, 2010
Oh come on Vahgner.
Vidro to end it!
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
thank you for the idea!
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
Neat.
I love walks.
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
Wags cant find the strikezone
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
Pirates 3-23 when trailing after 8.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
another
baffling stat, who would have guessed
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
That's better
than their “trailing after 7” stat. Funny
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
Mclouth
catches the 2nd out
lineout to center
2 out
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
That sounded scary
but 2 outs. 1 more guys!
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
K wagner
lets get a strikeout on this last hitter ;)
JasonHeywardisGod - May 23, 2010
Time for LAstings
Sam Jethroe - May 23, 2010
I was trying to write “to hit into a DP…”
Sam Jethroe - May 23, 2010
TWO
carpengui - May 23, 2010
In play, out(s)
1 more!!!!!!!
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
In play, out(s)!
Bronn - May 23, 2010
Pearce
to 2nd on defensive indifference
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
OK, 1 more strike!
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
1-2 to Milledge
come on Wags
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
Wags Ks Milledge
game over Braves win
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
crosby, not milledge
Kobe:The Legend - May 23, 2010
LOOK OUT NOW, RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS IS PICKING UP STEAM
So glad I got to witness it visually. Tim fucking McCarver
BraveSaluki - May 23, 2010
5 in a row!
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
yayyy
TheBraveDude - May 23, 2010
nice
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
Uh-oh...
If he gains too much momentum, no one will be able to stop him….
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 23, 2010
We hope!
Vance in Sacramento - May 23, 2010
MY BESTEST FRIEND
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
i hated this thing at first, but i’m starting to come around, lol
Bravely going forward - May 23, 2010
How could anyone have ever hated Rainbow Llamasaurus?
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 23, 2010
-1
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
lol
Bravely going forward - May 23, 2010
+2
bravesforever16 - May 23, 2010
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
STFD!!! Braves win!!
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
BRAVES WIN RBAVES WIN!!!!
SuperHeyward - May 23, 2010
VICTORY
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
10-4 hates you.
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
How about this one
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
GAME OVER - Start the Party!
carpengui - May 23, 2010
Awesome. Have a good night, folks.
Ivan the Great - May 23, 2010
Don Sutton seems pretty obsessed with the Pittsburgh “Fog” rolling in.
He’s mentioned it a lot of times.
NCChopper - May 23, 2010
He misses this guy

(Josh Fogg)
BraveSaluki - May 23, 2010
Fog doesn’t work well with his perm.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
Sweeeeeeeet!!
cavebird - May 23, 2010
Win streak baby!
strider15 - May 23, 2010
5 in a row!! Go Braves
jimmontg - May 23, 2010
This game:
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
He hates you too.
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2010
He can get in line.
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
Run Homer! Ru -- Oh wait, blackedout.
Lennox - May 23, 2010
3.5 games back
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
All we need is Riley.
Series win!
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
Alright late game
I am out, good win
See you tomorrow everyone
UltimaParadox - May 23, 2010
Kinda ugly - but we do ugly
carpengui - May 23, 2010
I just NOW got the end. LOL
Let’s go for this tomorrow!

NCChopper - May 23, 2010
sexy.
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
Now who’s the one thinking with (her) broom?
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 23, 2010
;-)
NCChopper - May 23, 2010
what a clusterfuck of a game
3 and a half hours long and a strike zone called by an idiotic monkey. glad we won.
atl192485 - May 23, 2010
i liked how every half inning for the Braves (besides the 9th) took 4 seconds and the Pirates half took like 20 minutes each
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
i agree that that happened
but i did not enjoy it
SuperNewb - May 23, 2010
10-2 over the last 12, what up
SuperNewb - May 23, 2010
I quit playing NAHWAL, that’s what’s up
BigG1392 - May 23, 2010
please never start again
:D
SuperNewb - May 23, 2010
May just be time to go fist my PS3 on and resume my career in The Show.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
Fist it extra hard for Chip…
EricGreggWasPaidOff - May 23, 2010
Indeed.
Night all.
UMDBHIK - May 23, 2010
That reminds me. Altaïr's still got a few people to kill...
AllSaintsDay - May 23, 2010
Unearned Hubby points
He did not know the game was not on TV tonight. I said I would not watch the game tonight and stay up here and watch SC-FI with him! :)
HEYJUDE - May 23, 2010
haha nice one!
BigG1392 - May 23, 2010
:)
Thanks everyone for the updates!
HEYJUDE - May 23, 2010
IM TELLING!
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
:( Please don't
lol
HEYJUDE - May 23, 2010
Good show everyone.
Thanks for hanging around through the delay and the long-ass game. Great win!
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
Bad win.
I want a walkoff or the day is ruined.
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
BLAH BLAH BLAH
SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW WE CAN’T WALK OFF BECAUSE WE’RE THE AWAY TEAM
BLAH BLAH
SuperNewb - May 23, 2010
Accept no substitutes
10-4 - May 23, 2010
It's awesome that he'll always be officially remembered as a
“Whistle Fan.”
Bronn - May 23, 2010
Epitaph = done
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
Had 'em all the way
No sweat.
Sam Jethroe - May 23, 2010
Tomorrow, let's WIN again please.
.

NCChopper - May 23, 2010
Riley approves of a 5-game winning streak
Scott Coleman - May 23, 2010
+1
Jacob Peterson - May 23, 2010
I'm I the only person that pointlessly sits around refreshing the mlb.com standings page to see them update?
SuperNewb - May 23, 2010
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