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Open Thread 5/22: Blackout Thread #2

Melky is 2/2 with a homer. Yes, the world is ending. Hope you've stocked up on survival gear.

The Braves are winning 3-0. Eric Hinske is good at hitting. And Derek Lowe hasn't given up a run. Discuss.

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SHUT OUT THREAD

The Melk-man is at Yankee form
Is this thing on?

SIBILANCE. SIBILANCE.

lol

Ha, was hoping someone got that.

Melky with a homer, PREPOSTEROUS.

YUNEL ESCOBAR SLUMPBUSTING THREAD

Yunelbar might need more than one at this rate.

Someone sacrifice a chicken to Heywa…I mean Jobu.

Bless your heart.
Transfer complete

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thank you kindly for the new thread.

Dice-K has surrendered 3 walks tonight. No errors.

also Phils get no hit thread hopefully

That would be awesome.

Thank God the Braves aren’t the only team to get no hit this year.

Iwamura:

0 for his last 31. That is brutal. Makes Yunel Escobar look like Melky Cabrera.

what you did there

i see it

my head just exploded

Why would you insult Melky like that?!

How hard is it for ESPN to at least get the palyer hats right?
Bobby Crosby – A’s uniform; Charlie Morton still has Braves attire, for cryin’ out loud.

Neither player plays for Boston or New York.
 
That’s why.

My 15 yr old driver in training did not kill me. I’m here.
Go Braves!

15!

damn Jersey made me wait till 16 to even get a permit!

The other thread was sooooooo 2008.

no, it was two-thousand and LATE

lyrical genius

Hello Again Everybody!

I just got home (been at hospital visiting family member) … what’s going on with the game?
I don’t have it on radio. :-(

Melky is a stud
hinske is studdier

I think you meant studdlier?

Studdier sounds like he studies more

Braves winning 3-0.
 
DLowe pitching well.

Hinske has a homer

Melky is 2/2 with a homer. Lowe is doing okay. 3-0, Braves!

Check out freebaseballradio.com!

WOW – Go Melky! Only 3rd inning and a new thread already?

rain delays will do that

Raln delay really? I haven’t gone to the other thread, I’ll bet you all had fun passing the time.

how would joe morgan react to the phils gettin no hit on sunday night baseball?

I think Joe would actually explode.

A Joeplosion? I’d pay to see that.

Monty Python’s Meaning of Life –
 
It’d be a lot like that.

“The phils did not get one hit. Which means nobody hit the ball like me and pete rose used to do. Also Dave Concepcion for Hall of Fame.”

“Did I mention I used to play for the Reds? Cause that’s kinda important.”

Dave Concepcion.

“every good team gets no-hit. phillies are a good team. rays are a good team. braves got no-hit, but they are not a good team. you know why? they are not a good team.”

Haha I have a feeling all this Escobar hate is going to be leaving like Glaus hate soon. (although he still won’t learn to run the bases)

Seconded

He’s due for a big breakout.

Not everybody

I loathe him with every fiber in my being

I’m not hating on Yunel. It’s just disappointment in his slumpiness right now. He’ll be fine, but the waiting is hard, ya know?

I’m guilty of the hate too ha

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 I think I’ve seen those before LOL

yup all yours, didnt see u posting, u make take over

No please continue. I’ll do it next time.

thats alot of pressure, hopefully i can keep up while painting this owl on my catcher’s mask. for future reference is it bad etiquette to steal these things should i make my own? i thought about it but wasnt really prepared by the time i realized they werent going up in the first inning

I don’t mind at all if I’m not on the thread.

And…thank you for saving them to your own image account and not hotlinking to mine.

wouldnt even know how to do that haha

oh, i had an epiphany- you should make JJ graphics that look like killer whales when for he comes back

Killer whale?

Yeah, let me go get the actual quote. give me a minute

http://deadspin.com/5360398/in-a-time-of-mourning-our-nation-turns-its-eyes-to-jair-jurrjens

alright, that works

Umm, No.
I like “The Surgeon” better.
But good try. ;-)

alright. A suggestion is a suggestion. nothing more

She said your suggestion failed.

1,100 comments

And the game isn’t even on television. Weak.

“BECAUSE the game isn’t even on television. Weak.”

Fixed.

Hello all. Melky homered?!? And why aren’t we on TV?

because Fox sucks at life

I don’t think it’s Fox’s fault the Pirates refused to change the game time to accommodate all 18 remaining Pirate fans.

No but it is their fault they have an exclusivity contract that really is stupid.

In 2010, with nearly every game available, it’s kind of stupid to have the exclusivity contract, fans want to watch “their” team. On the other hand, watching on the radio once per year is ok with me, reminds me of the old days

I really don’t get the not changing the time though….its ridiculous

socialist plot

Lowe’s looking great. Everything is down in the zone tonight.

Fuck. I should really learn to start him in fantasy

we're playing the pirates, you knew that, right?

yeah, but I… FML

Your misery fuels his success. You are the sacrifice.

I cut him after the second week and haven’t looked back.

He just sits on my bench.. don’t need him, but it would be nice to remember to start him now that he’s starting to put together QSs

Fox says “We will get you to Philly!”

YOU GO NOW FOX.

I’ve seen dicek throw 2 pitches about 59 feet….KK does that too…is it a Japanese thing?

How many pitches does he have

he tends to have high pitch counts

95+ in the 8th

I mean 55 feet

Prado robbed again

last comment until the no no is completed…

I love how FOX is making this NYY/NYM game seem really dramatic when it really isn’t that dramatic.

HOLY SHIT BELTRE...

diving catch on a liner by ruiz and doubled up the runner at first

That dude

plays a mean third base.

DP ruiz…… seriously last comment…

for reals this time

“Jason Heyward was a Greek philospher who was reincarnated as a baseball player.”
 
Nice work Don. Love it.

Changing sig now.

i was writing the same thing….

His name is...

Badassticles

Not a very good inning there by the batsmen.

1-2-3. Oh well, Hinske’s due up next inning

nooooooooooooo

bloop single over short stop…no no over

I’m willing to settle for a Phillies loss

the second i switch mlb.tv to the redsox-phillies game

castro bloops one into left for a hit……

and why would you do that.. cant you watch gameday like a normal human being….

I Blame You!

dude you need to turn in your Braves fan card, its been revoked

Damn

I wanted Philly to eat a big slice of no hit pie.

A big loser sandwich is still pretty good.

“YOU’RE EATING HAIR!”

What the hell is wrong with Wandy Rodriguez this year?

Other than the poor parental decision to name him Wandy, and all the acne? I dunno.

He plays for the Astros

just for starters.

Doesn’t really explain why his K’s are down like they are, but fair enough.

They don’t call them the Disastros for nothing.

He was autodrafted on my team

Church is dialed in against Lowe right now.

Double to leadoff inning.
Let’s go Lowe!

Cylowe: I’ve walked six people and given up four hits this inning. I HAVE THEM RIGHT WHERE I WANT THEM!

Crowding around the radio tonight

kinda depressing

fireside chats?

nice FDR reference
We were discussing

how crappy Millledge is… or so we though

War of the Worlds

Cover for the invasion by John Bigboote and John Smallberries

I got stuck on the interstate a couple of years ago, listened to the whole game on AM radio, actually enjoyed it.

it is not as bad in the car

but when I am sitting in front of a big HD Tv with the mets on

Don’t get me wrong, I would rather be watching on tv, but watching on the radio is good with me. It takes a good announcer.

Lowe is pulling a Kawakami

Pitching 6 shutout innings?

The ship has sailed on that one.

No, looking very sharp and then pitching like crap all of a sudden.

Pretty sure

you meant “Tommy Hanson” then.

Oh, crap. C’mon, Derek.

awww fuck

rickie weeks triples

It’s not a Cylowe start until he gives up a…run…

Sac bunt

for a run

Derek Lowe Time
Exactly

That special DLowe magic. From “Cruising” to “Crash and Burn” in a nanosecond.

Wow…can’t remember the last time that’s happened against us.

Ronny Cedeno still plays baseball?!?

squeeze

we should do that more often

3-2 braves

yeap thats about right
first the braves start

a come-from-behind-win streak and now they have a shutout streak?
Life is very very good.

Had to jinx it, huh?

laggy computer

posted late

disregard the metion of shutouts

ugh

E5 for Chipper

he is good defensively

how many fibers of loathing do you have for him?

for Chipper?

I don’t hate him at all, his defense leaves a lot to be desired at this stage

I’m looking for a defensive resurgence, personally.

I’m not rooting against it by any means

Charlie Morton still thinks he’s in Braves Country

My radio feed is behind the rest of you. LOL

I guess I should refrain

from updates

No it’s OK

Damn…I thought he was out at 2B

Yup…looked out on the replay.

Just your standard 2-6-3 groundout right there.

Wow

dont hear that too often, safe at 2nd but out at first

Ah, your standard 2-6-3 putout.

So anyone with video.. was it an out at 2?

can't tell, it was pretty close
saying on the radio they think he pulled his foot off the bag... but doesnt matter now either way

Only thing that you could say it that maybe Yunel removed his foot too early.

I couldn’t tell definitively on the replay. Escobar may have taken his foot off of the bag before the throw onto first, but that’s pretty standard for plays at second and that’s not what the umpire called. But I’m not sure he beat the throw to the bag…

Chipper redeems himself

alright inning over

Thank god

it was Iwamura up. Easy out, inning over.

Wow that was some impressive range

for Gardner

Just out of curiosity...

Has Matt Diaz falling completely off the face of the earth?
Was he injured and I missed it?
When was his last start / when did he last play?

He’s on the DL. Had thumb surgery

he is injured

infected thumb, already had surgery

Surgery on his thumb. Out a month.

on the DL with an infected thumb

Yep, sustained an injury and is on the DL

Thanks to all five of you...

But I like bpk’s answer better

lol

the 2nd one…I had to retract my first answer

He was helping Escobar frost his tips and got some dye in his eyes

Okay, still ahead.
 
All is not lost.

last chance for the Phils – still only one hit 2nite.

let's get those 2 runs back

+ more

So I missed the Melk man going yard

thats just shocking

Wasn’t Melky.
 
Was JayHey with Melky’s jersey on.

Remember “Fat Guy in a little coat”?
 
That’s kind of what it looked like.

ah

now it makes sense

Blah!

My wife sent me to get her something for dinner. I come back and the score is 3-2 instead of 3-0. Great job holding those Pirates scoreless, TC’ers. I blame each and every one of you.

Hey, you were the one who left. Nothing else changed here.

First you’re forced to shave your beard, then you’re forced to slave over the stove all day to make her dinner, then you’re forced to drive all over town to pick something up for her…

What are you trying to say? You lost me…

I think I lost myself.

somebody is as whipped as I am

Well that’s what you get for leaving Beard in charge

More Runs!

have scored 118 in 1st 20 May games … that’s excellent

wait, wait, wait…who has video? where?

nobody. only MLB.TV

mlb.tv

shit, I didn’t think they would have it

terrible MLB announcers though

MLB.com exclusive if you have MLB.tv and proxy your internet connection through a foreign IP.

Braves top scoring team in MLB this month?
 
Wicked sweet.

not in MLB

in the NL. The Yanks and Red Sox have scored a few more in the AL.

Is that other league even real?

well

I’m pretty sure we haven’t played against it yet, so yes. Imaginary.

how many pitches to

mac in this ab

10 upcoming

11 after ball 3
top of the order up

yes plz

Work that count, Brian!

That a boy Heap

That is how

you work a count.

Good pitcher’s pitch too

base hit for mac!
alright

good ab MAc

Glaus just a day off today?

didnt catch the beginning of the game

Bobby’s trying to keep it fair for the Pirates.

Standard off day

Yeah.

He hasn’t had a day off…..this season?

I think

he had one day off

I couldn’t remember. I know he’s played a lot.

yeah was trying to remember

when it was, pretty sure Hinske got a start at first

Heap is back offensively.

He earned that single.
Morton: 89 pitches
morton's changeup

looks soooooooo hammer-able

come on Yankees

Bases loaded

Heap's the man.
phils lose 5-0

got one-hit

Phuckers...

How dare they get that 1 hit!

blah

Hinske Ks

0-2 as far as I know.

Phillies lose!!!
Heap (my feed is slower LOL)

Do you have one for

“picked off”?

Ut oh, this doesn’t sound good.

hinkse pulling a meKKlouth

WTF…this inning is unraveling quickly.

More

base running failure by Mac

The sad thing if Morton finishes with 3 runs tonight his ERA goes WAYYYY down

Ugly baserunning (again).

It wasn’t like he even got picked off…he just took off.

Is extended spring training still going on?

I live about 2 miles from the Braves spring training complex. Is there anything going on there nowadays?

mac's just doing yunel a favor

so he can’t record a GIDP

At least Yunel finally put it in the air.

Here's to moral victories

Gotta start somewhere!

Escobar

somehow still gets two outs when he is up to AB without hitting into a double play

How mean would it be to Pinch hit esco?

Yunel is about to start hitting the baseball like he’s supposed to.

Got a specific date for us? A lot of people playing fantasy baseball need to know.

I'm actually going to say that he starts turning it around on Tuesday.

PUT IT IN THE BOOKS FOLKS

soon, definitely soon.
He’s a legit .300 hitter.

He has looked so unhappy all year, needs a freind, or to get laid

We'll start the Hookers For Escobar Fund.....

Hookers or Hooters, either would work

could be you’re onto something.

he hit one last night

scorcher to right field right at someone though

Juan Miranda

up with the bases loaded no one out for the Yankees

After June 30th we don’t have to worry about the Mets.. They won’t come back from PR

escos kinda lucky

the team is winning right now even though he has done nothing since the return…if his failures were coming during a losing streak…I know I wouldn’t be the only one hating him

and what is the biggest reason for all this hate?

his baserunning, his loafing, his mental errors, his knack for hitting into double plays, his hair…I’m just not a fan….I don’t root against him

I can agree his maturity level isn’t where it should be.

so for people watching the game

has Lowe looked ok?

He had one rough inning, but otherwise he’s been good.

Except for when he didn’t, yeah…

-C

Looked great the first 3 innings…started leaving the ball up in the zone last inning.

And now he can’t find the zone at all.

Woah…gameday froze

Seriously Derek you’re walking PIRATES

lets get another stoppppp

McCann fail.

I just NOW heard that.

your radio

LAGS?

The link I’m using obviously does.

ah

I am listening to the actual FM broadcast

mind if I ask

whats the link

The one below a few posts
v
v
v

WTF

the Braves back to not fielding

Lowe

refuses to throw strikes

thank god our BP is rested...

thank huddy for that

might be Martinez time

This looks promising

just got home to try to listen to game

and keep getting a rerun of commercials. can someone drop me a link?

See first thread – near top.

Mutts

walk one in

and double switch. FOX is having a heart attack

huh

whats a double switch..

/END SARCASM

Thank heyward

a strike for Lowe

nm

Lowe going to walk the bases loaded…

oh god

jesse chavez up in the BP

Wow…my browser just crashed and when I loaded it back up MLB.tv is not allowing me to watch the video. Bizarre.

This is fucking ridiculous. Working one second, now it’s not.

if lowe walks this guy

take him OUT

I'm getting soooo pissed
Good grief

He’s killing me

Lowe Blows

I think he needs to be moved to bullpen when JJ comes back

Are there any outs?

Hinske

with the unassisted VIdro!!!!

DOUBLE PLAY!

HINSKE!!!!!!!!

bobby, dont prove

that bobby cox=dusty “idiot” baker

hinske caught a liner, then dived back to first for a DP

Back off fuckers. I saw him first.
 
:D

one more out lowe…lets gooooo

Hinske with the great play

Now get out of the inning, Lowe!

Gameday blows

Even more than Lowe

Lowe doing

his best Jorge Sosa impression

Is he going to hit a home run also?

shouldnt that jojo reyes kid get a shot in left field?

Chris Resop

is that young gun LF we have in the minors

He got a cup of coffee a few years ago in LF

Jo Jo Reyes should be shot in LF
Hinske

wow that looks like a clitoris

Hinske is such a winnar

So XM Radio has a wait time of > than 10 minutes at 10:20 PM EDT on a Saturday? WTF?

Lowe

walks Church

Bobby isn’t going to let him go much further

church walks, but i don't blame him with the way he's hitting lowe

Of course Milledge is 2-2 tonight.

0-2 on milledge

don’t give him anything to hit

Eh, I don't mind much the way Lowe is missing.

Wish he wouldn’t walk people, but at least he’s missing low and away.

STFD!!!!!!!!!!
WOW

blew it by him with 87mph sinker K for Lowe

WOOOO… how the hell did he do that

Huge strikeout there. Way to go, Lowe.

Lowe's night is about to come to an end....

Lowe needs to buy Hinske dinner tonight

with what the Braves are paying Lowe and Hinske, he needs to buy him a house on Amelia Island

mlb.tv showing the pierogi (sp?) race, lol

blows him away with the 87 mph heat

98 pitches for Lowe I think we’ll be seeing a PHer

GameDay says 99

yeah mine hadnt updated yet ha

Come on Gardner

I hate the mutts

To Tell the Truth.. FUCK YOU GUYS. worst fucking commercial ever

Whew, that was close.

Good ol' Lastings

Always count on him to screw up

5 IP, 2R for lowe

i’ll take it

thats called

a DLoweQS

One DLoweQS is approximately 5/6ths of a normal QS, right?

Maybe we should say it

5 IP 5 ER or less

basically a 9.00ERA

+ 10,000,000 Ulcers

Don’t forget that

Wow. Skid Row.
 
Original Skid Row?

Melky’s up. I’m thinking a triple.

Melky needs to hit for the cycle tonight….

And that

is why I don’t gamble.

“They still lead by a point.” Really announcer? Really?

another thing about lowe....

i’ve found him to be one of the biggest pricks the braves have ever called their own

Really?

We’ve had way worse.

Seriously…John Rocker?

I win. at least on my screen

Your comment popped up right as I was clicking post.

John Rocker would beg to differ

He's not a bad person...

just a weirdo. There is a difference.

Lowe is one of my favorites

Gary Sheffield

sheffield was another one but he was awesome

good yes but still a dick

Nothing wrong with him as a guy

He’s just passed his expiration date.

Melky

back to his old ways grounder to first

prediction: mclouth goes yard here

buzzzt! But thanks for playing.

nvm, mclouth Ks
anyone watching this celtics vs. magic game????

i wouldnt call it a game

magic should just go home

they were there for 2 games it didnt go well

they don’t need to play…enjoy the golf down there

whats the score

70-46 according to Google.

75-47…heading to the 4th

basketball is so boring…I can’t get myself to enjoy watching it. although, now would be the time to jump on the wizards bandwagon I guess

this, kind of. I actually don’t like basketball

definitely my least favorite sport

make sure you rub that in mvhs face

how come? I have no clue what team he likes

he wanted the kings to get that first pick…but the wizards got 1, my sixers got number 2…he was not pleased the other night

were the kings so bad that they even had a realistic chance? I figured it would be the Nets…didn’t they get #3?

Kings ended up 5th, Nets got 3rd..the fact they fell out of the top 4 is what really ticked him off lol

Nice…I’ll be sure to make some smart ass comment about it.

THUNDER!!

always room on the Durant Express

i love how the hawks handle the celtics in regular season, but we crumble to the magic in the playoffs, then the celtics handle howard and his boys….

Wow. Magic getting steamrolled by the Celtics.

We need more than 1 room cushion.

That would sound better if I typed what I was actually thinking… let me try again.

We need more than 1 run cushion.

Conrad up

more homers time

Brooks Conrad:

Pinch hit grand slam time!

C’mon Shawshank!

Morton is at 106 pitches now.....he needs to come out.

he’s just settling in, too

If he keeps striking us out, they’ll leave him in.

Gameday has Lowe up

I need a tin can with a string attached to it.

I know, that’s why I’m watching on here too. Cant be trusted

Alright, I’m out. See everyone later

I think Morton's night is over....
I hope so

He’s really pitched well the past few innings.

He has to be.

Only Dusty Baker would send a pitcher back out to start another inning when he was already at 110 pitches thrown…..unless it was like a CGSO situation.

And his spot is due up third this inning.

This just in

Jose Reyes is an idiot

what the hell was that...?
horrible base running

out by a mile, not sure if Usain Bolt could have turned that into a double

could have stolen it if he really wanted it...
Next time someone cracks on Escobar

Keep in mind…we could have that slobbering buffoon, instead.

Hey Brooks Conrad! No problem. Shake it off.
Smash it next time.

He can strike out in every single AB for the rest of his Braves career for all I care.

+1

Though I sure hope he doesn’t!

might be

a short career then

PeMo in

21st game, leading the staff.

I'm really, really starting to hate to an irrational level the retarded baseball nickname trend.
damn

base hit off of Moylan

Clement up in the on deck circle

for Morton

Damn, what’s wrong with us? How long was the rain delay?

I think Peter Moylan is Cy Young reincarnated. Dude just has a rubber arm.

Esco

isn’t helping tonight.

come on Moylan

2 outs hold this lead

2 outs, cedeno to third

iwamura up

what was wrong with that one?
2-0 to Iwamura

come on Moylan

gotta be careful to the 0-31 hitter

Really? I thought John Smoltz’s coming out party came in October 1991, not October 1992.

shit

Moylan walks Iwamura

3-0

cmon, it’s freaking iwamura

What has hapened to MOYLAN

its not the 7th inning

If the Braves lose tonight, I may never wear this Heyward jersey again.

what size it =)

XL. I’ll still keep it, I just won’t wear it during baseball season. Or at least while the Braves are actually playing. Until they come to Minnesota.

ah

a little too big for me anyways

TWSS

...

sometimes I should read before I post

Also we’re not in prison.

Go ahead and send it my way in that case.

take it off now

If we can turn 2 here, does that mean we can carry 1 out into the next inning?

not sure if we want that rule change

Esco might make us lose an entire inninghttp://www.talkingchop.com/2010/5/22/1483715/open-thread-5-22-blackout-thread-2#38164440

not sure

how I accidentally posted the thread link

Can I have your stuff?

opps, reply fail

oops fail

damn, I should really stop drinking I guess

You’re clearly not drunk enough if you’re thinking like this.
 
You stop when the doctor/law enforcement official/lap dancer tells you to.

RUNPRGM. WHEN SQUADRON NYMETS FACE SQUADRON NYYANKEES ALL HUMANITY SUFFERS.

Whomever is behind that is awesome.

99% of the comments have been hilarious. I would have been out of material in a week.

link to cyborg?

To the website? Here: link

It may even make me sign up for Twitter, something I’m otherwise loathe to do.

No, I’ll never do that. Just have to remember to check it every day.

so gameday folks

was that a strike?

According to ESPN… Yep.

My feed seems to be

From the Haddix 12 innings of perfect ball game. It’s really exciting.

HOLY SHIT THAT IS A FUCKING STRIKE
Popout to Prado

phew inning over

no harm done. whew.

K-Rod is such a tool.

woohoo!

I wish we could make this easier. Maybe we can destroy the Pirates’ pen?

Dotel is their closer…I think it’s a given.

octavio is a pretty sick name
Dotel that bastard

he pitched how many innings for the Braves

7.2

yeah ugh

almost as bad as Baez

Outside of dotel, the Pirates pen has actually been pretty good.

I’m not sure how long that will hold up though because they have to pitch a shit ton of innings.

Actually....

I think I remember something about the Pirates having one of the worst bullpen ERAs in the NL.

That's because their shitty garbage time relievers get plenty of work.

Their first liners are doing some work though. Like Meek who has pitched 26 innings of sub-1 era ball.

Peter Moylan: “I was merely toying with you mates.”

K-rod closes the door

Mutts beat the yanks… ugghh

Yankees still lost, though. That’s something good.

true

but I would rather the Mutts lose

not when they face the NL east

javy lopez pitching?

I know it’s not THE Javy Lopez, but just reading that name again makes me smile.

It should be illegal

that I cant see Heyward hit

But you don’t have to see Escobar hit, it’s a give and take

haha true

but Melky hit a HR, something is just off today

he Ks

I should have clarified, you don’t have to see Escobar at bat

Why do we care if the Mets won?

Is this a real question?

Another CyborgHanson gem:

REQUIRE MOTHERBOARD UPGRADE TO COMPREHEND PREGAME TRADITION OF TEAMMATE HINSKE ERIC TO CRUSH BEERCANS ON HUMAN FOREHEAD

These are great

The funny thing about it is I can picture Hinske actually doing it. Maybe not before a game, but certainly afterwards.

Chipper

with a single!

Im late, is there a link to radio?

http://player.cumulusstreaming.com/Audioplay.html?WROK-FM

runs about two minutes slow so its like getting a distant replay when you watch here

that'll help chip's BA
who pitches the 7th?
O'Flaherty

he hasn’t pitched in at least 6 hours.

Moylan again?

I think Moylan might stay in to face McCutchen

And then EOF comes in to face the 2 lefties.

You win the booby prize

Good thinkin’.

Javier Lopez pitches to Chipper Jones

I can see it already…

WHAT

Moylan still in

I am perplexed

if you cant pitch

Moylan 162 games might as well go 2IP every game

Hey guys and gals

Anyone else nervous about this game?

Yes

Don’t like the drift

our bullpen just needs to do its thing, prob not gonna get any more runs

nah

We’ll pull something out of our ass if we need to.

Moylan done

must be EOF time haha

drifting down

have that sinking feeling

Wow, gamecast has O’Flaherty’s picture with a Mariners hat on.

He has a Braves hat on in the pic on my screen.

we need more Mariners left-overs

Soriano
EOF

TRADE FOR GRIFFEY
he had a walk off hit the other day

need more walk off hitters

How is Soriano doing in Tampa?

11/11 for Saves
sub 2.00 ERA

Nice, sounds like the way he started last season…

yeah

throwing strikes hope he stays healthy

Good to hear…he was struggling at the beginning of the year. Not Mike Gonzalez struggling, but still.

Norton

how could I forget the

RAKE

These announcers really need to stop attempting an Irish accent.

Why does everything I say sound like a leprechaun?

Slappin’ da bass!

+1

for I Love You Man Reference

garrett jones Ks looking, 2 down
He's had a really rough game.
which sucks even more because his figurine is being given out
Rico!

We needed that K

alright, EOF

Now get Church out so we can go try to hit again.

Church you bastard

base hit

EOF out

whos in?

you have one guess

I don't like this move

I’d have left EOF in there. He’s been good against righties, too.

but leaving EOF in doesn't overwork saito......
it does, however

overwork EOF. Either way, we win.

WARNING:

Bobby Cox managing Bullpen!

You must not love Baseball

Or puppies.

neither does adam dunn

That’s to be expected. He did play for the Redcommunists.

But Dunn loves puppies

Covered in marinara

I would have brought Martinez’s 5.00 ERA in

Just got back to the computer, what’s the score?

Pelican 1
What I did here 0

whew

rickie weeks, you scary

this ump won't give us SHIT

gamecast has it right on the corner

Has there been an ump that did

Lol, Sutton thought it was a strike.

Saito gives up a hit

even though he had him Ked

Sounds familiar.

Honestly though when you throw it to first about 40 times it invites the batter to hit
All Japanese Pitchers

work slow

Better off letting him steal 2nd.

I concur.

Willingly let the tying run move to 2nd? Why?

It wasn’t even close. Church was literally back to the bag before Saito threw over.

I just think it makes you look weak, just an opinion, of course throw over a couple times if you have a fast runner but you go over too many times you seem like you’re scared

A lot of closers like to throw over before they go off speed.

Please get an out, Saito. I don’t want a 4th pitcher in this inning.

So who is Bobby planning to use in the 8th?

Moylan

was in left field he is scheduled for the 8th

actually checked the box score, damn you

Hopefully we put a couple on the board so it doesn’t really matter

more saito, i presume
Saito and Venters if needed.

Saito only threw 10 pitches and the the Catcher and the crappy second basement are coming up as well as a pher.

Saito Ks like a hundred people this inning

but only registers 2

inning over

STFD!
When I'm watching games

My default line is “Sit your ASS down!” but that works well, too.

Alright, got him.

Excellent.

Boo yah!

6 outs to get

oh...almost forgot

This game is stressful....

I find games much less stressful when I’m relying on audio. Maybe that’s just me.

It’s just you. This is stressing me out more than if I were watching it on tv.

I fail.

STRESS, DAMMIT! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU‽

let's get more runs

and deprive wagner of a save oppo

how about some more runs

very good idea.

This is doable.

No way

he uses Kimrel in the 8th right?

Kibrel is gone

wow. two spelling fails in a row

this is what

happens when we cant read the names on the TV

with Kibbles gone

who got called up

Right – Kimbrel is up the road in Gwinnett.

He’s in Gwinett

  1. for a RUNZ thread?
     
    Also Kimbrel got sent back down.

#3? Not 1. WTF was that?

oh

what was the roster move

Kimbrel down, Martinez up.

Glaus up to PH

alright

Time for a little yardwork.

0.69 ERA? no way.... we've gotta fix that
Well

we’ve already helped regress Morton to the mean. Maybe we can do that to Meek too, in the other direction

Time to knock around the Meek and Mild.

3-1 count…let’s launch this next one

or hit a miserable pop-up

Rondo > Magic

nice

I would say that series is over, but I remember what happened the last time a Boston team was up 3-0 in a playoff series.

Hockey is different though

the Bruins will always suck

sighs

How very true that is.

Glaus

pops out to 2nd

Esco – please see more than 1 pitch.

He's up to 4 pitches already!
Another ball into the outfield

progress!

golf clap for the effort.

Damn

I’ve got graduation in the morning, but I don’t want to sleep till this sucker’s over..

People don’t stay up late before graduation?

For real

I got ripped the night before my graduation.

Before? Not for me… After… completely different story

what are you graduating from?

High school

jealous.

High school wasn’t as great as people said =/

I loved it, but my point is that you still have college to look forward to.

True. And I’ll be spending in Atlanta too, which is even better :)

again…jealous.

Oh yeah. Also, congratulations.
if melky hits another HR

I might go insane

damn

thought that ball was gonna drop

he's actually looked good the last 2 ABs
Melky grounds out to SS

inning over

Man, I’d feel better with a bit more of a lead.

You and me (all of us) both.
yeah

hopefully we can hold it

mclouth/infante/prado/heyward next inning. we’ll do some damage

You making this an official premonition, Oracle?

which part?

that omar will pinch hit or that we’ll score? yes to both

I’m holding you to that.

We’ve given them a lot of runners lately, luck may run out….

The pirates are outbraving the braves
Only 2 baserunners since the 3rd inning...

and one of those was immediately picked off. Not so good, offense. Not so good.

It would be nice if Heap would realize that he really does run like a catcher.

a slow catcher at that

At least he’s not Bengie Molina.

Saito still in

facing Delwyn Young

TImes like this, I miss Meds in the BP

base hit

for Young

Not a good start.

Vidro and problem solved.

Saito doesn’t normally do vidros, but I’d love to see one.

Doumit in to PH

come on Vidro time

Isnt Saito more of a K pitcher than ground ball pitcher?

More or less….strikeouts and flyballs.

Definitely Vidro time

Melky, for someone that can supposedly play center, you are either sucky or lazy in left.

(Does UZR support me on this? Too lazy to check.)

He’s average at best

pretty much

below average or right around average range

No.

And neither does Total Zone. He’s average in LF, a bit below in CF according to UZR. Average in LF, a bit above avg in CF by Total Zone.

Thanks for that.

Ah well, he just never looks like he’s running all that hard. Or throwing his heart out. Or really doing anything other than awkwardly belly-flopping once a month.

Defensive Runs Saved

has him well above average in LF, below avg in CF.

venters and wags up in the pen
Slow roller

basically a bunt 1 out

Awww.....no vidro :(
It'll be such a shame if Lowe loses his win...

Fuck Lowe…..as long as the team wins.

Dude...

Being ironic here.

You forgot to use the font.

Sorry. The game is stressing me out!

Believe me

I get that.

3-1

=/to Iwamura

Absolutely failure

walked Iwamura again

Not bad...

dp in effect for a R/R matchup

Iwamura

was 0-31

Did I hear Don say he’s hitting .152 and0-32?

WTF WTF WTF!!!!
I feel like

Mark Wohlers has been pitching for the last 4 or 5 innings

we just walked a .150 hitter

great

ohh boy, this could get ugglyy

Time for Vidro II, Electric Boogaloo?

What happened?

Saito walked a .150 hitter. Runners on 1st and 2nd, 1 out, Crosby up.

Unbelievable.

HaHaHa, primate delay. Didn’t think it posted above.

either way its warranted

we walked Iwamura TWICE

Oh gosh, yeah we did. UGH

2-1 to Crosby

come on saito, work a little faster

Strikeout would be pretty huge here.

And Crosby obliges by apparently looking for something that wasn’t down the middle.

It was indeed.

Now we just have to get out McCutchen. Oy.

good job on that k call
Satio Ks Crosby

2 outs

That’ll do Tak, that’ll do.

Hi everyone, Saito's in a bit of a jam
That'll work

One more mile to go

mccutchen

don’t give him anything to hit

Dialed it up to 94

Would you go right after McCutchen here?

Not with my stuff.

Think you have to. Jones isn’t exactly a slouch behind him.

Venters is warming up. Sounded like he looked bad against EOF last time up…

Touche…either way, it doesn’t matter!

I think

I could beat him up, he is not that big

Pirates 2-23 when trailing after 7.
 
I wonder what their record is when trailing after 9?

As Joe Morgan would say,

It’s hard to win a game when you don’t score more runs than the other team.

He’s so insightful.

They don’t call him the best in the biz for nothing.

They certainly don’t call him the best in the biz

emmy award winning

I am a hall of famer therefore I know everything about baseball

Dave Concepcion

The sad thing is,

He was a fantastic player—and a smart one, too. In fact, he was exactly the kind of player that he disparages today. Power, patience, etc.

Saito v. McCutcheon

Game on the line. Good battle.

Saito’s not getting these corners at all

It’s because he’s Japanese black

"What was he looking for there?"

“A ball.”

Cmon Saito strike em out
K for Saito

inning over

STFD! Great job Takashi!

Wow I’m gonna need a drink

Saito really impressed this outing.

aside from walking Aki

Well, I meant more in that he responded well to a jam (of his own making), as well as Bobby’s patented Bullpen Management Technique.

Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!

biiiiiiiiig sigh of relief
Cmon and score some insurance runs

That was a STRAWBERRY RHUBARB JAM and we got out of it

That was huge

Great K Saito!

that guy can rack up some Ks but he makes me freakin nervous

You should feel use to that after Gonzo and Soriano

could be worse

could be Bob Wickman who makes you nervous and Ks no one

could be Kyle Farnsworth
he gets Ks though
And he has retard strength for all the brawls.
see that ESPN article on him

pretty funny

You gonna eat that stapler?

Excellent! Whew. Whew. Whew

now the offense should wake up

so that Wags cant get the save, haha

Too close for comfort. But good for Saito!

Wags saying “Are you shitting me? I get a shot at a save? That’s unpossible!”

+1 for Ralph reference
These tar fumes are making me dizzy.

Ms. Hoover, I don’t have a red crayon.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Super Nintendo Chalmers.

I still owe you

+1 for I love you man reference earlier

After seeing Bart naked....

“I like men now!”

Time for

a safeco insurance run or three

And two lefties leading off the bottom of the 9th for Wagner. =]

long time reader, first time poster. Go Braves!

You’re kind isn’t welcome here!

what kind of blog bans awesome people?

that Hannah... however you spell it

Strikeout pitcher

I think

Hanrahan should gay marry Jack Hannahan and adopt a daughter named Hannah.

Her name would then be Hannah Hanrahan Hannahan.

I'll relax

when Wags strikes out the side

Nate Ks

ugh

He just stepped into the box for me. LOL

OT / I had a Zero bar today.

Been forever since I had one of those. It was fantastic.

they are delicious

now I want one

Omar up to PH

come on

If he gets a hit then we’ll definitely have to bench Chipper for him.

uhhhhhhh what?

no.

Oh damn, I forgot to use the sarcasm font.

haha

no worries

Oh, dang.

A strikeout. Too bad.

Gosh we’re K-ing a lot aren’t we tonight.

nah, just trade Escobar away for 2 bags of peanuts and a box of cracker jacks

Hanrihan?

OMG. There is a Slap Shot reference just SCREAMING to be let out.

putting on the foil!


 
Your wife’s a lesbian! A lesbian!

Mowing us down

Rollins back on the DL

that was short

Had to. Needed to re-up his handicapped parking sticker.

I really want an insurance run

Prado Walks

Heyward going to homer

DO WORK HEYWARD.

runner on for Heyward

Tonight i found something crappier than my laptop-my radio. i can’t pick up a radio station twenty miles away.

Listen to the radio on your laptop?

it would explode.

LOL

Fair enough.

C'mon Jason....

…make life easier for Wags.

Prado steals second

nice

Nice swipe Prado!

Do something

that makes me happy =]

hahahaha

nyjer morgan allowed ANOTHER inside-the-park home run

it was a pretty stupid play

He thought he knocked it over the wall

wow Pirates 13 LOB

Braves impression

2 in the same game?

or we talking about the “throw glove” leave ball one he did tonight?

the throw glove one
today once

and wasn’t he in center on the pagan HR?

Heyward walks

Prado advances to 3rd on WP

I thinks....

…it will be up to Chipper. Why pitch to Jason now

ding ding

we have a winner

COME ON CHIP!!!!

File this under "surprise"

Melky’s OPS has now eclipsed Escobar’s

woah

brain explode

Guessing he should enjoy this now, because that ain’t gonna last much longer.

1
use the reply button at the right of the +, it makes the thread more organized
I got a graphic I'd like to re-use here, Chip....
2...scratch that
Good lord....

That was so bad a pitch it almost hit the green dot on the legend on CBS, lol.

Send Jason...

…they won’t throw through

amen. 5-2 sounds better than 4-2

Wouldn’t chance it with a runner 90 feet away

3-1 to Chip

time for a first homer in May

I'm mad the potential of an insurance run has a sponsor...lol


 
Don’t walk guys here. You are making a mockery of my name.

Chipper Walks

bases loaded for Mac

Chipper walks. They’re loaded for McCann.

COME ON MAC!!!!!!
C'mon Mac

you should break it open here.

unbelievable, go Mac

Grand slam #3 this year right here

Here we go Heap, here we go!

1-0 to heap

Hannrahan not throwing strikes

He's so due it's not even funny anymore.

Hasn’t he hit 2 bombs in the last week?

Well, he did go yard yesterday…

More walkies...come on B-Mac

Finish Them!

Put this damn thing

to bed, Mac!

Chipper...

..31 BB 19 K. That’s incredible.

Sounds very Chipper-like.

walks

dont score runs

/END SARCASM

Haha…“end sarcasm” sound like something from Cyborg Hanson

damn

Mac just missed it foul to the River

That's the patented one

Seems like at least one AB every game he smokes one 30 feet right of the foul pole in right field.

I’d take til 2 strikes right now…

Doumit to Hanrahan: “don’t throw that one again”

ok crazy play

Mac strikes out, but the ball squirts away, run scores

4-2 Braves

oh yeah

Doumit forget to throw to home, instead he throws to first

sa fakla spflak psdjklnjkfsnjks nls WTF JUST HAPPENED

Awesomeness.

That’s what just happened.

wild pitch and he had an easy play at home. he threw to 1st and it was a shitty throw that took Jones off the bag

Come on Brian...

Lolololol Pirates.

prediction: CORRECT

gift! Christmas in May!

Take it anyway we can Ha! Ha!

AND RBI

I’m hearing “No RBI” – Error on somebody, I guess.

It’d be like a WP, right?

no RBI

I believe?

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH!

HEEEEEEAP with the speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

WHOA. That sounded crazy. How can you not throw Mac out on a strikeout? And how can we score on a strikeout? I’ll take it though!

Wags is now screaming in the bullpen.

he shouldn’t be. One run leads haven’t always been kind to him this year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Hahaha I just wanted to jump on and say man that was stupid…

He was clearly out, too, was he not?

He looked safe, but MLB.tv really isn’t giving a decent angle on it.

Glausosarus Up now?

slam time?

i like the cut of your jib
Russell doing his Bobby Cox impression

ejected from the game

THREE WALKS AND A STRIKEOUT = RUN EVERY TIME

New Braves philosophy

LOL

Gameday just killed itself

yea

it had no idea what to do

Gameday always gets confused on the unconventional plays.

instead of gameday, have you tried at-bat?

that's what i'm

using.. still took forever to update

yep

i have gameday and audio going right now. i love that thing

I think tihs is right.

Well, less the typos. UGH

Can anyone read lips on MLB.TV ?

Wish I could've watched this, damned Fox and MLB
John Russel ejected

he’s no Bobby Cox.

Seriously.

1 down, 152 to go.

Bobby just has swag when he trots out there.

He doesnt even need to leave the dugout to get ejected

It’s weird to think that he’s been ejected from almost a season’s worth of games.

haha, wow

great way of putting it in perspective

LOL

Could you imagine a manager getting ejected every game in the season?

Braves offense at its best:

Walk, Walk, Walk, Strikeout. RUN!

POWAH Time.

Gotta getta new manager.

Glaus hits

a can of corn to center

If Glaus gets a slam

then wags is gonna flip

In play, out(s)

fuck.

Gotta love Brian for hustling

he fell down after running so hard to 1B. Esco should take notes.

Hanley Ramirez

just insulted you for saying that.

he actually ran hard last night. I was laughing

Hey – you never played the game.

Flyout to Milledge.

COME ON WAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Brian McCann strikes out swinging. Wild pitch by pitcher Joel Hanrahan. Martin Prado scores. Jason Heyward to 3rd. Chipper Jones to 2nd. Brian McCann to 1st.”

“Pittsburgh Pirates Manager John Russell ejected by 1B umprie Tim Timmons.”

typical play

no?

all with two outs, too
Hannahran

has good stuff but no control

Normally, I hate that rule

Now, I love it unreservedly

Does Wagner have a nickname yet?

Wags I think.

I need something photoshop worthy…

I’m going with Wagpipes.

Heyward says Wags….so yeah, I’ll go with that.

I'm going to just pronounce his name

with a “V” sound. Like Wagner, the opera composer.

We can photoshop Niebelungenlied K graphics, right?

Wags being hit lately – I hope he’s on his game tonight.

I didn't see

was mac almost out or something?

pretty sure he was out

the throw beat him at 1st, but the throw took Jones off the bag. GREAT hustle

Infante in at 3rd

Chipper resting

I like the defensive change there.

Dusty Baker does not approve.

Is there anyway Don Sutton has ever used skype mobile?
joel hanrahan

1 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 3 BB, 3 K, 1 WP

4-2: WAGNER in game.

Tomorrow’s game time?

my guess is 1:05 EDT.

Proof

You should never listen to what I type.

You have the time zone right.

I appreciate the effort to help me save a little face here.

Well, pregame starts then… so any Braves fan will want to tune in at your time.
How’s that? :-)

I feel better. Thank you.

Thank you. TCers are all so helpful.

I do what I can.

pop out to Center

1 out

They Pinch hit their hot hitter?

yeah stupid

lefty v. lefty

still

Church is the hot hand

Can you imagine being a lefty against that slider?

I’d love to try it.

No thanks. In HS we were going into the regional tourney and the guy we were facing could hit the upper 80s so we set up the BP machine to pitch 90 mph fastballs, and mid-80s breaking stuff. Not fun.

guess it works

he draws a walk

yeah i figured but still…

In play, out(s)!

2 more!

evening, ya'll

i’ve been lurking all night, getting updates. thanks a lot!

??
 
Why leave now?

oh, i was saying hello, not goodbye

Wags

walks him

BLAH

Augh. No reason to bring the tying run to the plate.

Oh come on Vahgner.

Vidro to end it!

thank you for the idea!

Neat.

I love walks.

Wags cant find the strikezone

Pirates 3-23 when trailing after 8.

another

baffling stat, who would have guessed

That's better

than their “trailing after 7” stat. Funny

Mclouth

catches the 2nd out

lineout to center

2 out

That sounded scary

but 2 outs. 1 more guys!

K wagner

lets get a strikeout on this last hitter ;)

Time for LAstings

I was trying to write “to hit into a DP…”

In play, out(s)

1 more!!!!!!!

In play, out(s)!
Pearce

to 2nd on defensive indifference

OK, 1 more strike!
1-2 to Milledge

come on Wags

Wags Ks Milledge

game over Braves win

crosby, not milledge
LOOK OUT NOW, RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS IS PICKING UP STEAM

So glad I got to witness it visually. Tim fucking McCarver

Uh-oh...

If he gains too much momentum, no one will be able to stop him….

MY BESTEST FRIEND

i hated this thing at first, but i’m starting to come around, lol

How could anyone have ever hated Rainbow Llamasaurus?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STFD!!! Braves win!!

BRAVES WIN RBAVES WIN!!!!
GAME OVER - Start the Party!



Awesome. Have a good night, folks.

Don Sutton seems pretty obsessed with the Pittsburgh “Fog” rolling in.
He’s mentioned it a lot of times.

He misses this guy

(Josh Fogg)

Fog doesn’t work well with his perm.

Sweeeeeeeet!!

Win streak baby!
5 in a row!! Go Braves
Run Homer! Ru -- Oh wait, blackedout.

3.5 games back

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

All we need is Riley.
 
Series win!

Alright late game

I am out, good win

See you tomorrow everyone

Kinda ugly - but we do ugly
I just NOW got the end. LOL

Let’s go for this tomorrow!

Now who’s the one thinking with (her) broom?

what a clusterfuck of a game

3 and a half hours long and a strike zone called by an idiotic monkey. glad we won.

i liked how every half inning for the Braves (besides the 9th) took 4 seconds and the Pirates half took like 20 minutes each

i agree that that happened

but i did not enjoy it

10-2 over the last 12, what up

I quit playing NAHWAL, that’s what’s up

please never start again

:D

May just be time to go fist my PS3 on and resume my career in The Show.

Fist it extra hard for Chip…

Indeed.

Night all.

That reminds me. Altaïr's still got a few people to kill...
Unearned Hubby points

He did not know the game was not on TV tonight. I said I would not watch the game tonight and stay up here and watch SC-FI with him! :)

haha nice one!

:)

Thanks everyone for the updates!

IM TELLING!
:( Please don't

lol

Good show everyone.

Thanks for hanging around through the delay and the long-ass game. Great win!

Bad win.

I want a walkoff or the day is ruined.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW WE CAN’T WALK OFF BECAUSE WE’RE THE AWAY TEAM
BLAH BLAH

Accept no substitutes

It's awesome that he'll always be officially remembered as a

“Whistle Fan.”

Had 'em all the way

No sweat.

Tomorrow, let's WIN again please.

.

Riley approves of a 5-game winning streak

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I'm I the only person that pointlessly sits around refreshing the mlb.com standings page to see them update?

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