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To Be A Rookie Pitcher...

Craig Kimbrel gets the honor of toting the Hannah Montana backpack to and from the bullpen before and after each game. I'm pretty sure the guy to the left of him had something to do with that.

I haven't heard of any hazing of Jason Heyward yet. I wonder if they're all too afraid of him.

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LOL
Yeah I’d be afraid of Heyward too…

Moylan isn’t afraid of anything…

He's slightly afraid of killer kangaroos

But that’s a cultural thing.

I thought it was dingos they were afraid of
That shit ain't funny

they eat your babies

I’m afraid of Dave

You shouldn’t be afraid of me!!!!!

Oh, you meant the changeup Dave…got it! ;-)

Yeah, he did shove a shaving-cream pie in Heyward’s face after that first game.

Also, can we never get rid of Moylan? That guy is great.

I agree Moylan is so hilarious!

Closer 2011?

I think it’ll be him or Heyward’s Backpack.

Haha, I’m liking that as a nickname.

+1

Or at the very least we should have a “1 Aussie minimum” requirement.

I remember someone saying something in spring training...

…and I forget who it was, maybe Hinske, maybe a pitcher. Anyway, the guy was asked whether Heyward was getting any rookie hazing. The guy said, no, Heyward carried himself so well, he didn’t get it. Besides, he continued, Jason could pick me up and throw me in my locker, so I am not going to do anything like that to him.

I remember that too.

Makes you wonder...

…what costume they’ll give Heyward to wear on the flight home near the end of the season. Could it be anything other than a Superman costume? Any early bets?

I was thinking about that as well....

It just seems….wrong… to make him wear something ridiculous. But, I’m sure they will, and rightfully so. The Braves always do it when they leave on their last road trip of the year; I may try to be there for it this year.

A Hannah Montana backpack? Who wouldn’t want to rock that?

It comes with a free STD and lapdance.

Both things I enjoy.

You enjoy STDs?

Who doesn’t like a burning sensation and a crusty scab on your genitals?

lets you know you are still alive

Well, naturally, we all enjoy lapdances – just not from underage ugly little Disney Channel girls…

Man, for some reason, when I think about Miley/Haley/Hannah Cyrus/Montana giving a lapdance, I think of Elizabeth Berkley…

I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so….scared!

Those caffeine pills are bad news.

Best episode ever.
Seriously

That’s why I own this shirt.

http://www.bustedtees.com/imsoexcited

Haha

Have you seen this one? By far my favorite

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:3eA0ydCZaBcJ:www.makeusmiletees.com/ithottuupact.html+turn+up+the+ac+shirt&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Shit

So that’s where my backpack went.

Venters got off easy..he was only the rookie in the bullpen for a short period…

I actually read from either Bowman or Dave O’Brien that Meds dumped the My Little Pony backpack (though I will continue to call him “My Little Pony”) and picked up the Hannah Montana one for Venters/Kimbrel. Classic.

DoB

Has an article where Medlen talks about he was the one who got him the backpack.

Kimbrel down to AAA

Bobby wants him to get more work. Christian Martinez (who?) called up from AAA

Does the backpack go with him to Gwinnett?

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