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Open Thread 5/11: Braves at Brewers #2

Braves lead 2-1 heading into the 5th inning.

Huddy has been good so far, but has had trouble with command at times. J-Hey is 1-for-2 with a SB in his debut as the #3 hitter.

VAMANOS LOS BRAVOS!

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Quiero mas runs por favor.

Russian?

I think it’s German for, “a whale’s vagina”.

oh..

I was copy and pasting into google it kept coming up with chipotle

new thread = more runs

yep

quiero mas K's
TOP FIFTH INNING.

Hudson, then the top of the order. Braves up 2-1.

heyward due up 4th

you know what that means…….

Roy's hooker joke = MVP of 1st thread
i liked

the “No one cares about your stupid 50 cent video game”

More runs please!

Bout freakin time.

HELL YEAH TIM HUDSON

HUDDY... JEEEEESUS.
no way

REVIEW that was a HOMER

Holy hell...

Hudson missed a HR by about 2 inches.

wait wait wait

Holy shit HUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
Hudson approves of new thread.

HUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Missed it by THAT much!!

Chicks dig the long ball

Who digs the off-the-top-of-the-wall ball?
shit

missed a homer by 1 inch

anyone else think the Nats are for real this year?

I keep waiting for them to falter.. but it hasn’t happened yet.

They’re definitely improved. And if Strasburg lives up to the hype they’ll be that much better.

much better than last year i would say

no.

the Blue Jays were in 1st this time last year too.

Wow! Way to go, Tim!

Huddy for the #3 hole lol
huddy for leadoff!
Its official

Hudson owns Conrad

Huddy looks in dugout and says:

Suck on my ball sack, Conrad.

Homer to me no matter what the hell the score says.

Huddy with a DOUBLE!

PLEASE

get Huddy home for that one.

Huddy smiling on second, priceless :)
Now Score That RUN!!
Ryan Langerhans went yard today! #1 of the year for the M's...

That asshat Victorino would have found a way to catch that

attaboy Nate! Time for Odarp

BEAUTIFUL bunt Nate.

Get him in Nitram. A deep fly ball works…or another HR too.

im forecasting that heyward grand slam if the bases are loaded for him

sadly impossible now

well nvm

no he could do it
Leadoff hitter bunting the pitcher over...

This is Braves country.

No strikeout PLZZZZZZ

HIT A FLY BALL PLEASE

Hudson Squeeze Play ha

dammit Odarp.. oh well.. we’ve got JHEY!

Prado fails

he used up all his RBI yesterday

ugh cmon HEYWARD

ODARP hasn’t looked to good

Will they pitch to Heyward?

Nice Troy giving Heyward protection here.

McCann

either is better than melky

or Diaz at this point

anything

is better than Melky

That's like saying being a blow job from your gf is better than prison rape.

Of course it is

good analogy

I think I saw that when I took the ACT

It is? So that's where I've been going wrong all these years.

“What honey? No thank you! That’d be worse than prison rape!”

Haha, yeah. It can get pretty confusing. Glad I could help!

Oops, fail me.
Troy has me all discombulated.

Heyward bring Huddy home, please

Well… do your thing, kid

Come on Huddy doubles

drive him home

0-2…time to shine!

Zaun

with a funny catch

Shoryuken
+1

but only if it’s Ryu and not Ken’s

fuck Ken

You're just mad

Because 90% of online players use the imbalanced Ken

Yeah, no shit.

Zangief, really?

Seriously, he sucks
Scrwe you too

Cross over splash, and low-jab like 80 times until dizzy. Spinning pile driver, game over.

Screw you

Zangief rules. I know quite a few dominating ’Giefers

Maybe on the new one, but the old on the old one he is worthless
Screw you again

I was pretty fucking good with Zangief in the original super turbo II

Cammy was easily the best
That's a laugher

That wasn’t SF2 Turbo….

ssf2 hd remix?

Cammy was introduced in SF2 Championship Edition, I think. She was not in SF2 Turbo. I know that well.

Super Street Fighter II

noob.

Yep, did you play on sega or SNES?

SNES. I got the system, Street Fighter 2, and Zelda for Xmas. Best day of my life.

snes

I had sf2, sf2 turbo, super sf2, and then i got a PS, and got sfa, sfa2, and sfa3.

Well this might be a problem as I dominate Sega

but never really played the SNES version. I’m sure I could figure it out though.

psh

Like I care. I’ll play on your home field, it’s more gratifying when I win then.

Well, after I destroy you with Ryu on Sega

I’ll give you a shot at SNES. hahaha, talking SSFII shit. I love it

I played SNES. That was so long ago…

I did say “I think”…. I seem to have gotten the subtitles and order of releases mixed up.

lol

Just bustin’ your balls. Only beard and I are nerdy enough to know this information like the backs of our hands.

The new Marvel vs. Capcom is going to be LEGIT. Guile and Deadpool? I’ll be undefeated.

All I need is Chris Redfield

Yeah, I thought that was an interesting choice. Wonder how he’ll play.

When i found the dupe cheat

My team in the original was three Jill Valentines

The only I played religiously was SF2: Hyper Fighting – the one before SSF2: New Challengers (which introduced the 4 new characters). I never played another Street Fighter game afterward (so none of the 3 or 4 variants).

If we ever meet, I'll bring my Sega and we'll hook it up

get bombed and I’ll dominate you. Haha

I don’t have anything against him, just that he’s rarely used. He’s fucking tough to play against when someone knows what they’re doing though.

actually, My lil bro was always Ken and I was always Ryu

and we had have epic battles on Sega. Super Street Fighter II.

Fist one into the bleachers.

We love #22

Heyward just killed somebody.

Break out the black armbands.

JHey just killed someone with that foul

“Foul Ball Kills 17 At Miller Park”

Heyward

aiming for Braun’s elbow

LOL... just about to say, what would you do if Braun got hit again.

And he doesn’t get to rub it this time!

A true AB from a #3 hitter here.

HEYWARD

Crushed into the dugout… the bat did not survive.

“The bat is survived by his wife of 12 years, and two children. The family asks that donations of Thompson’s Water Seal be made in lieu of flowers.”

full count
omg, that swing looked beautiful though...
Good grief Chip!

Dang – that one was fisted into the bleachers.

LOL... Zaun is like look man, what the fuck are you doing?

Why are we pitching to him?

Aight, come on Mac!

Heyward

takes too many pitches…

lets go MAC!

What a fucking stud.

Heyward is good at not swining at pitches outside of the strikezone.

good AB but i think that was our shot

SUPERFOUL

I have returned by the way.

you're welcome

for the new thread.

by the time i could scroll down to find it, there was already 86 comments.
Do they even make Packard Bells anymore?
No.

Merger about a decade ago – HP now.

bought

by Compaq than HP

Look, it was my grandmothers. You don’t throw away family heirlooms.

No, you take it to the Pawn Stars in Vegas.

I’m running a netbook right now that it runs fine on

Come on Heap - it's TIME

Or NEWSWEEK, if it makes him get a hit.

PEOPLE would really love it.

That’s what makes the GLOBE go ’round.

That’s a very COSMOPOLITAN view of things.

Hey, that’s just what this CONSUMER REPORTS.

That’s just the sort of thing that one NOTICES OF THE AMERICAN MATHEMATICAL SOCIETY

(you’re much better at this than I am LOL)

However, most tend to only read the HIGHLIGHTS.

I used to think so, on vacation when I’d visit THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY.

This conversation is driving me MAD.

Goodnight everybody!

-1

Oh go back to discussing whether Zangief is better than Ken.

What’s baseball?

slow pitch softball for wimps.

PSYCHOLOGY TODAY may be able to help you understand why.

3HR for Mac here?

I’d settle for one.

McCann taking Bush

to Center, baby!

HAR BURN ON PRINCE

Oh Chip… shuddup. Please!

...

Makes Prince, look like a pauper.
Huh.

Maybe he meant, “like John Popper.”

Take second?

this is bobby were talking about….. he already stole once

Braves trying to kill as many Brewer fans behind the dugout

man

Come on Brian! I started you in fantasy…

Okay...that one looked not so hot.
Stare down that Bush and drive it home.

Huddy still hanging around at third…

Rally scruffy librarian catcher
FISTED!

What’s the “fisted” count up to now?

102

He starts at 100, because he says it in the mirror warming up before the game

“Unique New York. Unique New York.”

“The Human Torch applied for a bank loan. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.”

I’m on right now? I don’t believe you.

Is he naked like Doug Mirabelli is when he practices in front of a mirror?

At least he didn’t combine it with Bush in any way.

Fisted towards second LOL... but really, shit. Wish we had one there.

Who is the fat bastard with the fishing hat?

So we need to pool our money together

and get Heyward cloned 8 times?

im in for $50

Fisted for an out.
bad result...

but i really like the middle of the lineup like this…Jay-Hey..Mac..Glaus

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooH

Caught with a bad offense

BOTTOM FIFTH.

At least we’re leading.

Uggg

6.16…..19/23. Derek Lowe, wrryyyyyy

why

does it feel like the score should be 423-422?

Jim Edmonds

owns us

Huddy is at 65 pitches. 6th one is driven to LF by Edmunds.

Huddy is scaring me.
Definitely not sharp today.

But he’s battled.

I bet Huddy gives up a run(s) here

He was on base way too long!

I think we need a pelican for Joe and Chip.

“Hasn’t hit into a DP all year… why would you think he would hit into one here.”

Hudson, I love you.

But we need to get somebody up.

Yup.

Time to start up the bullpen.

Hudson trying to force the sink

he just does not have it tonight

These walks are gonna be the death of us tonight....

5th walk by Hudson. 1st & 2nd – nobody out.

get the bullpen ready

:(

2 on no outs,

not a good thing,,,

Huddy has killed my NAHWAL chances.

you killed ur nahwal chances

Whalers killed the narwhal’s chances

Either them or the B-52s.

i had a 1.1 for the whip

i had 1.11111111111111111111111111111111111

you're smart

I had 0.75

You and me both.
Not like I had any chance to begin with.

This is a good pitcher having a bad night.

They still only have one run, as of typing this. He still holds them. Take note, D-Lowe, you dick.

..

why would you say this

I like to play with fire.
HAHA see?
not out of it yet

but I see

Zaun sucks.
What did I tell ya?
got to agree

Zaun sucks

i knocked on wood for him
Not getting Huddy in

may bite us in the butt.

Vidro!!

Just what the doctor ordered

Huddy

Do not doubt him

god, casey mcgehee is going to sleep easy tonight

Vidro the Great!!

Pitcher's best friend!

A little Rush

to get Hudson going for the last out

Whew. We needed that. In my main fantasy league (sorry not the one from this website, I am crushing everyone in that one), I have Huddy and Brett Myers—-both have a ton of baserunners and are being saved by DP’s. I love that they aren’t being shelled.

Brett Myers

is called playing with fire, that guy is a nut

He's more than a nut.

He’s a disaster. But I have 6 SP spots in that league, and I had seen enough of Paul Maholm after his last start.

Chip

His split finger pitch has not even made it to the plate all night

We need runs…immediately.

haters stand up

STFD

wait, is STFD reserved for Ks?

B-e-a-utiful

Geez...Huddy has walked 5.

And still has 9 less pitches through 5 than Bush.

bush isn't fooling anyone

except maybe odarp and brooks

Brooks is afraid of the Bush.
fooling brooks

can be done by a child

He still falls for that “got your nose” bit. So sad.

COME ON JACK FROM LOST

lets see some fistingg

Love me some Hudson.
Lmao

the Avatar commercial is just a bit over the top

The greatest story ever told…. you got to be shitting me

i know did they watch E:60 tonight?

I'mma get slammed if I bring up SB44, huh?
theyre right

pocahontas was the greatest

Huh. ESPN has a really interesting thing on about how grounds crews maintain and prepare fields. It’s really engrossing.

TOP SIXTH INNING

We’re still (somehow) up 2-1.
Glaus – Hinske – Infante.
Bush has made 86 pitches.

Nice to have decent hitters 2 innings in a row, I like this line up,

Glaus homers on cue

Hi folks. Just got home. Someone want to provide me with a patented TC game summary?

heyward back in the lineup.

I missed E:50

anyone know if its online anywhere, or if its on later?

Robin Young is one of 3 players to lead their franchise in singles, doubles, triples, and HRs. Who are the other 2?

Hank Aaron? Willie mays?

Gotta be Hank Aaron… dunno about the other one.

POWWWAAAHHHHHHHHH

TROY BABY TROY

TROY HOMER!!! HE KILLED THAT

Man Glaus

is a man

ok thats twice you got me

+2 million!!!

I'm on a horse

GLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes. I’m a good luck charm for Glausosaur.

Troy - Hell Yeah!

i sooooooo knew that was gonna happen

You didn’t call it. You’ve failed us, Oracle.

remember at the beginning of the year when he hadn’t hit one yet and every AB was called a HR?

GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. SANCHEZ! (kidding…kind of)

Seriously, fuck that guy. (I’m not kidding)

I like this new kid at 1B, much better than that Glass guy we had there before.

This guy?

That guy could have been good, but he kept getting hurt all the time.

POOOWWWAAAHHH

what a night for the big guy

I want to hang out with that Braves couple

Yeah, I’m here for the gang bang…

hahahahahaha

Until too many motion gifs appear…

Where's the pic?
haters graphic?

POWAH SURGE!!!! Called it.

i told you

we would see some fisting

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That guy annoys me.

Go back to Chicago :P

i hear that every time i put it on the show

Hinske assaulting the crowd

haha

I think Troy has done more in 30+ games than FUGA did all of last year.

Yes, but...

…that isn’t that high of a bar to reach, even in 30 games. The holding the bag thing he did tonight beat FUGA’s defense from all of last year.

I need to request an autographed 8×10 glaussy.

I read that entirely too fast and had to back up and do it again. LOL

Troy says...

Haters can suck it!!

and btw

that ken flow chart is fucking hilarious. ive always wanted to know what goes on in my friends head when he plays ssf and that has to be down pat.

Never Had to knock on wood, but a know a Troy who has

lmao

…I am speechless

Hinske

with the ultra bat throw, dont get up kid

Hinske on base for the third time.
glaus for MVP?
what a change in a short few weeks....
No....

Heyward is ROY and MVP, Glaus is comeback player of the year.

And Hanson for Cy Young?

Love the lineup tonight!

And that’s no Esco or Chip

is our team good?

If omar

gets on base

bunt them over by Conrad for Hudson?

Funny – but only because it makes sense.

Nah. Huddy's gonna rectify that "by a few inches" bit.

Haha! Logging in from my pain in the rear touchscreen phone just to say one thing

it probably runs faster

than 10-4’s computer.

A corpse runs faster than this piece of crap. I’d be happy if it glided like Garrett Anderson.

does anyone know if braun is out for a while? (ie tomorrow)

they said he might be

He’s day-to-day, but he should be out tomorrow, too.

i wonder

how much cumulative time has been spent on TC making images

not enough if you ask me
I think i smell a winning streak

I came to the open thread because we are doing well! I will leave when we do poorly!

A fairweather Open-Threader.

At least you’re upfront about it.

they said he might be

Anyone here watch Deadliest Warrior?

watched the first season…haven’t seen anything new

Chip calls the nearly botched DP 'slick'
No one posted my Troy Glaus picture?!

I’m disappointed.

Was waiting for it...

someone typed it i think

Mighty Mighty Glaus Tones was pretty epic.

I hope the Braves continue to face more RH pitching. I want to keep Hinske in the lineup.

been saying it for weeks

IF conrad hits a homer here

I will buy his pink bat from yesterday

singles dont count

Nice night for Troy again, eh?

Conrad…hit?

Does...not....compute...
Hell yeah Johnny Cueto 1 hitter.

Finally rewarding me for my patience.

Brooks clears the pitcher.

Thanks Conrad.

Now that it matters.

good job Conrad

Conrad, way to clear the pitcher lil guy!

alittle to late there Brooksy

Oyyy....

NOW Conrad gets a hit?

Is that Broosky?

I am surprised you had one of these

My motto: Always be prepared no matter how unlikely the odds.
;-)

Wait

I’m having difficulty in figuring out this double entendre.

Shhhh

The adults are speaking.

Why would assume there is one?

Wait...you :-) even if there's no entendre?
Giving you a hard time

And no, not meant as a double entendre.

I knew. Giving you one back. Like I’ve said before, I type before I think a lot.
Doube entendres are more common than not.

Bring protection, even when heading to a lesbian bar.

Especially if you plan to say something offensive.

lol @ Bobbles the SS.
Escobar

with the butter fingers

Hulk Huddy

…grounds out to Escobar’s shirt.

my brother decided

to bet 231 dollars on the mets today. goo frenchy

What? He bought 2 tickets to the game?

That is a very strange sum.

i know

also 600 on the cardinals haha wtf

Gambling addiction?

yes

at least hes rich

You don’t happen to have his number anywhere on you, do ya?

haha

depends on what u need it for.

fight ya for it

Geez...either he's loaded...

or never take him to track.

don't hit it to escobar, hit it to weeks

Ours is better! clap clap clapclapclap

I think Dave Bush said

falafel when Glaus hit that homer

gotta be bush's last inning

over/under on #runs brewers bullpen gives up: 2.5

Knowing our usual offense

Is there negative?

Chip

Git er done… oh no

anyone in the tri-state area

wanna catch a braves mets game at citifield.

I’m already going in July!

i was looking at getting tix for the july series for the prices are way to much for a college student

oh really

i am a college student therefore i guess im not going.

i know but i got tix to see them against the phils twice and the pirates twice plus a 2 week trip to myrtle beach

still might pull it off though

how much are the cheapest seats?

i have never seen the bravos ever.

Free

if you went to college with someone who works with the organization

as in....

get me free tickets and illl buy em off you

Already have my 4 limit used up on my family! sorry

$1

If you get there real early.

BOTTOM SIXTH. Braves up 3-1.

Corey Hart leads off. Huddy at 77 pitches.

MMMMM LOST is over.

Huddy better be on a short leash

Can we get Huddy out of there please?

Agree.

Do we have anyone up?

Bobby Cox: Only if he walks two more batters.

LOL... funny because it's true.

relax only 81 pitches…. no big deal… just a walk…

Just #6. No sweat.

It’s a big deal when he has been all over the place all game. I know walks don’t help you score runs, but Moylan is not on pace for 100 appearances…something needs to be done about that.

Boog owns Chip in trivia

and most other regards when it comes to baseball knowledge

Boog owns chip...

period.

And knowledge of various deep-fried county fair foods.

Lost was fucking crazy
NO SPOILERS!

don’t worry….i used to have to watch 2 days later bc of my schedule….I would never do it to anybody

I liked it better when it was called “Gilligan’s Island”..

yeah fantastic episode

Another walk? Come on Huddy.

anyone know what happened to PHI/COL game?

AbominablenSnowman attack

Was he out of the box when that bunt hit him???

I don’t think so, but I wish umps would actually call that once in a while.

Great play, Infante!!
great play by Prado

showing off his 1B skills

Fielder’s Choice. Nice!

So I know Infante isn’t quite Ozzie Smith, but he’s still damn solid at short.

Yeah, he’s been impressive

D-FENCE!

They’ve saved Huddy’s ass more than once tonight.

Geez...

The guys catching the balls need to have a word with the guys throwing the balls.

The Brewers broadcast

Is ridiculous. They won’t shut up about the umpires and they have some guy in the booth who’s doesn’t know when to quit talking.

/facepalm

yea, it's quite annoying
Yes, it is quite annoying when a team has a guy in the booth who won't shutup....
that one is belted

and fisted

have you ever watched a Dodgers home game..

He talks the entire time.. I swear he doesn’t take a breath

yep

i thought he was supposed to leave two innings ago?

That’s Bruce Froemming.

That’s why I muted it 3 innings ago.

This Good Defense

Is what is really screaming turning point to me

3 unassisted. 2 down. Runner on 2nd.

Damn

Escobar is quick

For once, Mr Counsel doesnt kill us.

You ain't got shit Milledge.
lol

racists!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg

the mets are coming back

what was that

a changeup?

Mets tag Clippard.. thats great!

Clippard just doesn’t seem very good….

clippard was due for a pounding

Nats fans are a little delusional

clippard looks like a 15 year old JV batboy

Whew.

Double whew.

Nice warning track power Ricky.

Worked around the walk..well done Hudson.

damn you chip

LOLBrewers announcer.

alright huddy you got your QS…. well see you in 5 games

He will come back out next inning

Phew

that was a Braves deep fly ball there, just short and the wrong place

Give me your tears, gypsy

I used that one already.

hudson's whip

a solid 2.0

But he's only given up 1 run, which is as much as we can ask for.

celts are blowing out the cavs…

cavs will come back

Lebron's Elbow

Is fakin….hurting

Another good twitter channel.

LeBronsElbow

lol good

My best friend is wanting to go to Cleveland for baseball, but is holding off on the cavs to drop so Cleveland hotels will drop in price.

wow thats crazy never thought of that

priceline

He wants guaranteed
Don't worry, LeBron is guarding Rondo.
Mets tied it up
Hahaha

The Brewers announcer could give Chip a run for his money with his “that ball is destroyed deep center field!!!!!! and it’s caught by McLouth in center.”

Hudson

is no match for Glaus tonight

TOP SEVENTH. Braves up 3-1.

Missed the sausage race tonight.
Nate / Odarp / The Truck. New pitcher for Brewers – Mitch Stetter.

Teammates love Huddy

Watching him go “wow” and constantly compliment his defense makes them all feel warm and fuzzy.

They deserved compliments tonight. There have been some defensive gems.

My favorite pitcher since Maddux, Glav and Smoltzy all left or retired.

i’ve been a big Huddy guy since’99

Mitch Stetter

more proof if you are left handed you can make some cash

my GF made cupcakes anyone want some?

You still going to Pitt?

thinking about flying up on the sunday day game.

no we were supposed to go this weekend but thing fell through. Going to Cinci in July though. Might hit ATL next week when i visit the fam though

You should

gondeee, cb, and I don’t think you really exist. Like some kind of AI or something.

wouldn’t it be nice to have a baseball AI on your baseball site though?

Until Skynet activates you and you track down justincredibul via IP address and neutralize him

Are you Sarah Connor?

You’ve got a point, rh. A lot of people from the CSRA think they’re AIs or have been kidnapped by some at one point.

ah how I do miss the good Ol Central Savannah.

but I also miss the Cooper and ashley rivers as well.

just empty the contents of your wash cycle into a glass…oh wait, that’s the Chattahoochee…

Dude, I was at this outlet mall thing and some cupcake store (yeah, WTF right?) charged like $3-$5 dollars for one f’ing cupcake.

It’s a very trendy foodie thing right now.

You know what blows my mid? Grilled cheeses are coming into vogue. Grilled cheeses. It’s a big thing in L.A. right now, and I can’t for the life of me figure out why.

I can make one of those for like .30 cents

Right? They’re doing it all wrong, what with the marble rye and imported cheeses. Come on! It’s grilled cheese!

And pimento cheese, too!

Nasty crap

Ha! I’m down with a nice kraft American cheese. Maybe 2 slices if I’m feelin good.

Yeah. The dedicated cupcake joints do that.

Just go to a general pastry shop.

Or make your own, it’s pretty easy.

Mine aren't as good.

But yeah, or make them.

I paid $4 a pop for some gourmet ones for Mother’s day. But they were pretty damn good, so I guess it was worth it.

Were they cream filled? If so, probably worth it.

No idea. I went to Subway and spent the extra dollar for a whole sandwich

Well, who had 2.0 for WHIP?

Didn't Stetter

Get like 20 Ks against the Braves or something in his collective appearances last year? Sure felt like it.

Did anyone see 24 last night? - the SIMM card thing - brutal.

My wife’s comment was “guess since this is the last season, they’re pulling out all the torture methods they can think of.”

I think she was right.

Mets take the lead

Seriously!? C’mon…

damn I hate the Mets too

Frenchy back to his old self though 1-3 2Ks 313OBP

lets gooo MicLoothh
Good Center Field Replacements?

And Go

Jermaine Dye

i know he's not doing so well this year, but

grady sizemore

Apparently...

…it might be Schafer

Bob Wickman

Just have Heyward play both…maybe he’ll be able to bat twice then

ghost runner when he reaches

CHARLIE MURPHY!

eat your pancakes bitches

f*ck yo couch!!

Wow, they just said Schafer only four games in AA, then up to Gwinnett.

Schafer went 2-5 2B, 2K

PRADO.. glad Bush is out.

Real men like bush.
Prado's first hit of the night

Prediction—-Heyward BB #2

Or...

..base hit!!

tough test for heyward

I’ll take it

this pitcher is probably a douche

Mets take the lead 7-6 in the 8th vs. Nats

Jason Heyward doesn’t believe in platoon splits.

against the Lefty!

Heyward is good at hitting baseballs.

Thanks, Joe Morgan.

Joe’s never heard of Jason Heyward.

You know who he has heard of…Dave Concepcion.

Tony Perez was one hell of a ballplayer

Heyward is so amazing.

Seeing eye single

for Heyward

Lovely hit in the hole there.

“Jason Heyward, in his first game in the 3-hole, has been impressive so far.”

Ha! You ain’t seen nothin yet.

demonstrating yet again the importance of leadoff BEING ABLE TO GET ON BASE SOMETIMES

McLousy just cost us a run

aaaaand praydo looks like he hurt himself

LOL

Brewers organist playing Super Mario Bros theme

I wasn’t here to point it out, but last week Carlos Lee fouled one off a sensitive area and was ‘delayed’ for a couple of minutes. The Atlanta organist played the theme from M*A*S*H — entitled “Suicide is Painless”. Brutal!

Ouch. And that song is awesome.

It was great. I commended him on Twitter about it and he responded. Awesome.

Glad it was noticed – the announcers that day were oblivious

The organist is on Twitter?

http://twitter.com/bravesorganist

And he just asked for walkup songs for the D-Backs. Hmmm....

And I want his job.

BA back over .300
Eek.

Bad swing by McCann there. Way to step in the bucket.

MAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCC

Come on Mac. RBI PLZZZ

Mac

best chance is to not swing

Mac has another chance at that 3 run HR....
let's start with a base hit, shall we?
question

when chipper comes back, where does bobby put him? i know a lot of people would like to see him at #2. do you see that happening>?

Anybody else excited for Glaus?
ironically, i am
no
LOL... why ya gotta break balls?

I know what’s gonna happen. He’s gonna end up doing well like I’ve been telling everyone since the beginning, and then I’m going to spend 75% of my time on TC rubbing it in the faces of everyone that was hating on him.

So I apologize in advance.

please no GBs

Please Mac

no Vidro, Glaus is up next

back-to-back GIDP

Brian, I swear I will buy you a year’s supply of bacon if you make this good.

i think you owe Weeks.

we need more black people on this team

can we get thurston

I’ll take Matt Kemp

Its ok he can say it

hes bahamanian

Ray King still a FA? Maybe Arthur Rhodes.

Worst Defensive 2B in MLB

Rickie Weeks?

Dan Uggla?

hmmm

possibly,

I am not sure if ronnie Belliard still has a job

He's certainly been

the worst defensive 2B in this series.

He and Escobar are in the running for worst DP combo.

Sweet defense!

Milledge showing why he belongs in LF

stetter was a total douche

Heap delivers Prado!

Milledge has had a rough night out there at 2B

LOOGY be damned! Heyward and BMac aren’t scared!

Rickie Weeks, however, is.

Yeah, that was quite nice.

Nats just let a run in by Hitting the batter.. 8-6
GLAUS TIME BABY

Time for a GLAUS SMASH!!!!!!!!

Whoa, don’t hurt yourself there, kid.

Haha….what is this wanker doing?

Looking foolish.
Glaus ain't afraid of this sprinting D-Bag.
lol

Todd Coffey comes out to the Ultimate Warrior’s theme.

Awesome. I like him.

My dad graduated high school with the Ultimate Warrior

that is the craziest thing ever
also the coolest thing ever

The ultimate warrior graduated high school?
Hahaa! Mental images. Wish I knew how to photoshop.

He was probably valedictorian

And gave a 42 minute long speech about sacrifices, skeletons, and voices in his head

While wearing the face paint, multicolored bicep tassels, and the graduation mortar.

lol

I am alawys amazed by no matter what depths of hell I can pulled veiled references from, someone here always gets it.

Haha, no kidding. We all seem to be pulling from the same pool of worthless pop-culture knowledge.

I cant wait till the 40 year old Coffey

Falls and pulls a hammy

Glausosaur Glausosaur Glausosaur

reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh

heeee heeeee heee

Glaus looks unimpressed.

Coffey time? Doing his best John Rocker impression. What an idiot

If Troy crushes one here I’m going to divorce my wife and marry him

Does she know that?

What mama don't know won't hurt her.

no and she doesn’t have to either

and the wife lucks out

Splenda...Coffey...

Oh Chip.

GLAUS vs. COFFEY (who apparently should switch to decafe)

Damn you Glaus….

TRADE FOR ADRIEN GOZALEZ

ummmm….no tag heyward?

he needs more time in AAA
I think

they thought it was over Harts head, but people forget how fast Hart is

Damn

Glaus crushed that one

Alright, I'll be anyone in here

That Jay Hey steals 3rd.

Any takers?

I bet he doesn’t.

I don’t think so.

can't risk the final out at 3rd.. No

i’ve got money he steals first

2 out -- I'll take that bet
You can be me

but it ain’t that much fun

so many ways to go here I’ll just drop it

snarfle!
he started it.

did you just snarfle?

um…i think someone’s calling me….

you should go.

mmmm, probably. and I think your GF made some more cupcakes you should go get…

Oh no, I ate them all. They were tasty.
WTF

Heyward could’ve scored a sac fly from 2B like Michael Bourn

He could score from 1st

Joey Gathright

problem is that he would have to get to 2nd somehow

The ultimate pinch-runner
hinskes picture on yahoo

sorta looks like he has downs syndrome

ROFL @ Coffee's leg lift.

What, no Heinlein?

How the fuck does Chip know so much about Coffey?

He was reading it out of the Brewers’ media guide.

Todd Coffey from North Carolina likes 80's Hair Bands????

You don’t say.

he can play on my team any day.

We can’t all be gems.

for the record

I love 80s hair bands.

not surprising

If they’re not made of soft material, they’ll damage your hair.
Oh wait……

I cut the lawn of the drummer of Bad Company when I was a kid.

Fucking Hinske…awesome

HELL YEAH HINSKE!

So Hinske is pretty much a pimp.

More PT for Hinske

please

Hinske CLAP CLAP
Eric fucking Hinske!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric Hinske!!!!!!

Hinske needs to stay in the lineup!

Yay! McCann is now Homeward Bound.

ERIC HINSKE!!!

Game MVP!

What about Glaus?

Or “the defense”?

MVP: Braves lineup tonight (except Conrad)

Can we go ahead and re-sign Hinske now? Please? Please?

Wow..

Snitker sent McCann again… NO FEAR

Eric Hinske, you are my hero.

Hinske with 2 more!

these

never get old

Melky and Diaz look at each other in the dugout...

“Well… it was fun while it lasted”

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

That’s right, 63 zeroes.

Fuck u hinske. jesus christ we were spoiled with GA and didnt even know it

Lol umpires and your silly positioning

HINSKE IS A PIMP
HAHAHAHAHAHA...

“A little cream for the Coffey”

-Chip

"A little Cream for your Coffey"

oh chip

thats not funny..

just disturbing

s

best player with downs syndrome

don't look now but

we now have 3 in the lineup hitting .300+

ZOMG!! HOW’D THAT HAPPEN!?

/cries

Good bye Matt Diaz

He’s welcome to move in with me.

Dear God, I’m tired. I’d like to stick around, but I’m gonna hit the ol’ dusty trail. Until tomorrow, all.

Until next time.

Escobar

tried to keep it going

Hinske

Has like quintupled all of Greg Norton’s production from 08-09

OUTSTANDING signing by Wren.

wait…Wren didn’t make a colossal fuckup in regards to a organizational move?

Does that make him the Leaf Blower to Norton’s Rake?

ehh…let’s see if it grows on me

Chip had this Brewers series circled since the sked was announced.

Finally gets to use all of his “Coffey” puns.

Holy shit... I'm dying from cream for the Coffey.

I’m at that point where everything is hilarious. Now it’s time to crack open the beer.

IS EVERYONE

OPEN TO A HINSKE/DIAZ PLATOON

OPEN TO A HINSKE/DIAZ PLATOON

well

hinske has hit lefties avg for his career and diaz crushes them, it would be stupid not to give diaz at bats against lefties even if he’s struggling

Not even average

He’s terrible against LHPs

this is better

As soon as Matt starts hitting, yes.
yeah

so long as Diaz stays on the bench

Maybe Hinske/Infante once Escobar comes back and on days when Chipper is in the lineup.

WHY ARE YOU YELLING
IT'S SO MUCH FUN
Everyone with a hit tonight except McLouth.
MCLOUTH

is hitting .150 in his last 140 AB’s counting spring training. 140 AB/21 H

KK looks at scoreboard?

you shitting me?

Potential grand slam in the Mets game

under review

nope,, the umps ruled it foul
for whom
Mets..
who hit it?
not sure..

wasn’t paying enough attention.. Just switching back and forth between these games

ruled a foul ball
Mets are bringing the Nats back down to earth
Melky is still the straw that stirs the drink for this team
I think you mean

the chump who gets the coffee soon

Melky = Reggie Jackson?

Both Yankee Greats

Both hit bombs, Melky goes yard 3 times in a game if we make it to the WS….mark it down

I would be surprised

if he is still on the team if we actually make the world series

For some reason this comment made me think of that “I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” scene from There Will Be Blood

Dan Haren with 9 k's through 3 innings

I like the fact that we’ve scored in 4 seperate innings

ah damn. Melky’s in

BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH. Blown up to 6-1 Atlanta.


Stretch time.
We got a new pitcher – it’s EOF.
Melky and Hinske double switched.

There’s no fucking way Cox sits Hinske after this, right? RIGHT?!

Melk man

already in the game

Depends

on if the starter tomorrow is left-handed

Yeah, meant to include that part…sorry

I’m betting he rides the pine tomorrow anyway.

This is Braves Country

Buddy Carlyle throws a 1-hitter, gets sent back to Richmond. Is called while passing Durham to turn around and come back to Atlanta.

he will against LHP

i am all for hinske in LF against RHP… bobby will have to decide who gets the start when it is a lefty…

hinske tied for 3rd in the team in RBI
Wow...

That’s an absolutely ridiculous fact, considering he’s played in all of….2 games? Somewhere around there… :-p

that is both

awesome and sad.

Stat o’the night.

Eeee. Oh. Efff!

Gerut Gapper.
Jody Gerut

you bastard

Billy Wagner does not approve of this offensive outburst.

Wags is off fishing somewhere

maybe he is asleep in the clubhouse

with Griffey..

and Mr. Just For Men

No play for MR. Gray!

reeeejeeeectedddd

*napping

I’d be ok with Wagner never getting another save in his career if it means the Braves go into the 9th inning of every game with a huge lead.

our pitchers have fell behind to nearly everybody

Except in runs

thats all that matters

me fail english? but thats unpossible!

Strike good ol Grandpa Jim out

is that a new one?

Nope. Same one I’ve always used for Eric. Figured it fit.

very nice … guess i just never noticed?

You're gonna need a towel and sun-tan lotion...

Cause you’re never gonna get off that beach! Just the way ya never got into the NHL ya JACK ASS.

paused it while i ran upstairs

just caught up and wanted to say…eric hinske

Ohh damn the telletubby is gettin' mad!
Speaking of Griffey he is going to be released?

any takers now? hmmmm…

Terrence Moore would love to have him.

Let’s sign Griffey for league minimum!

ugh, no
I mean

We need more clubhouse leaders who sleep there while the game is going on

He’s probably going to be ushered into retirement rather than outright released.

I’d rather have Jermaine Dye or Jordan Schafer

Groundout moves runner to third. 2 down.
Peter and Dave coming in now.

lol

It’s always great listening to teh radio broadcasts with Powell and Sutton talking about Dave.

Schafer is 2-5 tonight and Minor threw 6 IP w/ only 1 hit

were they playing Chattanooga?

going to see him friday in my backyard

it seems like he’s really been working on the K’s lately

K/BB for Minor?

8/3

isn’t it 10, 11 and 8 in his last 3 outings?

yessir.

he isn’t projected as a big strike out guy is he? oh and do you know anything about schafer’s timetable? im in Myrtle Beach for the first week of July, am i going to see him?

i’ll take that.. less control, more k’s

Gotta get Moylan those 100 appearances.

need my daily moylan outing

Of course

Moylan in.. would not be a game without him

lol

Moylan didn’t actually think he was goign to get the night off, did he?

Up 5

So of course we use both EOF and Moylan. They’ll have 100 appearances each at this rate.

I am hoping for 200 apiece.

At least EOF pitches to only 1 batter some nights. Moylan sometimes gets sent out for multiple innings.

that

a problem?

umm.....

this team with true leadoff could be really dangerous….. how about grady sizemore….? anyone… is he under contract…. what…??

his team with true leadoff could be really dangerous….. how about grady sizemore

he is not a true leadoff hitter

unless you want to trade away the farm we’re not getting sizemore

heyward: RBI per 3.42 AB
hinske: RBI per 2.92 AB

Those are beautiful numbers…

This kid in the booth looks like a d-bag.
Who is this guy?

Team Manager (i.e., clubhouse guy; clothes washer, etc.)

Hasn't Moylan

given up like 12 of other people’s runs this year?

Something like that...

Seems like he’s lost his touch from last season. It’s not surprising given the 80 appearances.

Exactly.

The last time he threw 80+ games, he sucked for a bit then needed arm surgery. Let’s just hope he’s healthy.

There's something really wrong with Moylan....

moylan still kinda struggling with the runners already on base

velocity down some

less break on his fastball, tired?

Should have thrown Dave

Moylan looking sharp

Eric didnt deserve that run
Billy Wagner

Is getting his hopes up right now

What the fuck PeMo?

didint moylan have a slow start last year too?

Infinite ERA

But he started sharp this year.

moy

needs some time off.

yes!!! Why put him in up 6-1, he works every night
I love the guy but

I want the Peter from last year back.

Venters up in the pen.

2 on, 2 out. Hart up.

Trying to get Wags that bonus money…nice to see the relivers sticking together

Moylan must’ve gotten another tattoo or something

Moylan under strict orders from Wags to get the lead to 3.

Dave missing badly
Moylan needs rest...

Fastball dipping down to 88 in some cases, 80 on his last slider

then one in for 90 =)

Throw a damn strike, Moylan!!

Ugh.

FINISH HIM!

hoping for someone to rip a spine out right now.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!

Moylan's ERA is 2.13

didja see that NCC? Not exactly a place I want to see my number, but…

I forgot about your #. Maybe you’ll see it again in the number of hits for a Brave this year.

I’m nervous as hell

I confess to being quite nervous right now.

Oh my god get him out.

This is not looking good...
6-3

1st and third.

No me gusta.

Venters por favor.

Haha nice.

Is there a reason for the 5-spot, or was it just the one that happened to be used?

I found it that way. Didn’t bother to change it.

Eh, I couldn't see a compelling reason for any particular bill.
Fuck. Let's go. Garrrr Peter.
Saito and Wagner are happy

Stats to pad, and all that jazz

it was good pitch

everyone calm down, we’re leading

WHY IS HE STAYING IN?!

I was wondering the same thing.

If the Braves blow this lead the season is over.
 
- Nova Scotia Steve

I read that as “blow this load.” Oops.

Freudian much?

Man

You guys hold grudges

like nobody’s business

If the Braves win the next seven, I know they still suck.

-Nova Scotia Steve

2 thumbs up

I'm getting nervous.

Like, reallllly nervous.

Last hitter for Pete.
phew inning over

more runs

Attaboy Odarp!

Thank god…more runs please!

HAHA...

he thought that was going through.

Prayyyydo

almost jumped too early

Thank you jesus Prado
Too damn close there!

No MAS drama.

END SEVENTH.

all that means is we need to score more runs

That takes all the fun out of it.

that Heyward kid is probably comin up again

Fixed.
all that means is we need to WILL score more runs

Just doing my job (per siggy).

I swear I saw, “…Have you been pimped today?” I thought it was an odd question.

Maybe I should change it to: “Let me pump – you – up!”

Great grab Marteeeeeeen

3-run game now

Saito 8th
Wags 9th

The Braves are determined to give me a heart attack....

When the defense sucked, the bullpen was lockdown. Now that the defense is awesome, we need it because the bullpen has started sucking.

its crazy

how we have more asians than blacks

coming from an asian

Heyward doesn’t count as a black man. Gods aren’t human. He just appears in this form to shield our eyes from the magnificence of his true essence.

so we still have more asians

Take it easy Torii Hunter

they’re not REAL Asians……

hah yeah

theyre black asians?

Jason Heyward is clear

In Atlanta, ironically

Mets have beaten Washington.
Cubs have one out left vs. Marlins, down 3-2.

appreciate the updates…I don’t have 20 seconds to check myself

Conrad then melky

ugh 2 outs

Kimbrel will never get an appearance while I’m watching……

We get some runs and you might get your wish

Dude, Huntsville is all about some CK right now. I live up the street from the high school he attended and they have his name splattered all over their marquis.

TOP EIGHTH... still leading 6-3.

Brooks / Melky / Nate due up.

i love how

the brewers broadcast stops talking umpiring when the brewers score runs, but when the braves are hitting bombs they are umpire this, umpire that.

rabble rabble rabble

Long ass game. Gonna finish up in the bed. (TWSS). Night folks

villanueva has a sub-1 era

we do a good job of fixing those

And the opposite as well

DFSAH JSKFHN SDKFN SADJKFFKJNBSAKNFSAKP DSJKLASD

Brooks laughs in yo faces!
NO FUCKING WAY

HOLY SHIT THE HOBO DID SOMETHING

haha…definitely calling him Hobo from now on

HAHA CONRAD!

Are you shitting me?

wow

I think my TV exploded

My mind is bottled.

Homerun! … Conrad?

Conrad!

We’re gonna be left with no one in the lineup to hate on.

LOL…what an awful pitch

Conrad - yes I said Conrad did that!

Ok Foghorn Leghorn

Looney Tunes > Disney any day.

wow

will that shut you haters up now? lol

Naaa….he’s dug a hole almost as deep as Melky has. It’ll take a lot more than that.

Even a blind squirrell…

absolutely not, haha

This team sucks…oh wait, what happened?

There's the Brooks Conrad of last summer....

Very nice.

I’ve been drinking too much, could have sworn conrad just homered

your just dreaming

lol

Chipper Jones PH HR

conrad owes b-wags some money

My Fantasy team needed wags to get the save..

ohhh we have to watch this now

What the fuck? Brooksy got lost!?

Did he forget the way from first base back to home?

Smart-ass...

UGH…seeing Melky in there just really pissed me off.

+19873561263453

If Melky goes back to back my head will explode.
everyone quiet while MVP is batting

STUGEFJURF HRSFJIYRVN OUTBKItERjKKtGsksu HOLY SHIT!!!! FYIREFNKyEDVkOY TEFN

didn’t know you were fluent in Swedish.

I thought he was speaking Icelandic.

Billy Wagner is NOT amused.

Nate really must get a hit.
Brooks.... HR?

I KNOW THAT GUY!!
its like looking in the mirror right
Nah

my hair’s shorter

Almost back to back right there

that really looked fair

Now that was close!
Well Melky making sure we dont forget

to not swing

Bring Jesse Chavez back in to make it a save opportunity again!
That's more like it.

(Kohl’s)

way to take a pitch Melky

Melky trying to fool us with that near homer… strikes out looking

THATS

the melkman we know and love

thats more like it

Melky back to normal

I’m liking the diverse facepalms tonight

Agreed. Expanding our horizons

I’ve got a doozey waiting for a night when we reeeeallly need one.
Hopefully I won’t use it until 2011.

haha, now you've got me interested

this is a cultured site……

conrad-melky-nate…..and we scored a run

Murderer's row.

it’s just our night

Indians scored 8 tonight

go figure

that’s when you know things are going well

I wish Mclouth

would just level a swing and he would get more hits

I was just about to say Nate should switch to the PGA, he loves one handed swings in the dirt

Elvis Andrus just tied the game in the 9th, RBI SINGLE

……….what game? huh?

Nooooo...

I like the A’s.

tex vs. oak

Ummm....

Why are you reporting on that game?

I keep an eye on all Braves alum

Nate

leadoff patience

WALK to NATE. 1 out. Prado next… then you-know-who.

Prince Fielder looks bored..and like he wants a piece of cake.

Pablo Sandoval ate it all.

Cue Bengie Molina
What You said

Fortunately his shirt has room to grow into.

Haha…it’s like XXXXXL

The cake is a lie

I’ve still never played that game.

loser.

Orange Box was like $15 over the holidays

I have orange box, noob. But Portal is the only game of the three I haven’t played.

Great way to eat two hours
Play it.

It only takes 4 hours to beat. It’s well worth it. One of the most awesome games ever…

I’ve got way too much other shit that I’m in the middle of that I need to finish first…even if it is 4 hours. Assassin’s Creed 2, Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, Fallout 3…just got Splinter Cell…Alan Wake and Read Dead come out next week.

I need a life.

I just got 3D Dot Game Heroes today.

What’s the deal with that game?

blatant old school zelda rip off with some pretty hilarious humor and steep difficulty.

You know how people at the office pretend like they have so much work to do, which is why they can’t do a small favor? That’s like you with your itenerary of video games. Loser.

Right…like you’re not on XBL every night too.

I know all about the “too many games, too little time” thing. I’ve got half a dozen Xbox 360 games that I bought Black Friday last year – still unopened.

I have Mass Effect 2 and Dead Space received as gifts, yet I still only play Left 4 Dead 2 every night

Dude…you really need to play both of those. Fucking great games. Mass Effect 2 might be my favorite game on 360.

I really want a day

Where I have like 5-6 hrs to completely obliterate, and I will tear into ME2 and Miranda Lawson with the fist of an angry nerd ready to use the phrase fist of an angry god.

With all the new games coming out, and games that I still have yet to finish…the thing I’m looking forward to most is my second playthrough of ME2.

They changed alot of the RPG elements, but I think it’s for the better. It’s just so fucking good.

Promcstabbins

friend me or die.

Profmcstabbins

I’ve got Mass Effect 2 unopened, as well.

Have you played the first one?

Yes.

Second best sci-fi RPG ever (KOTOR wins that).

Agreed.

And since you’ve played the first one I have no idea what’s talking you so long to play the second one. You’re shunned until you start.

I’ve been busy with….life. Damn life!

You post on OTs

You have no life.

When Braves games are on, sure. I still tend to miss 1-2 games per week, though. I suppose I could sacrifice watching the Braves games and commenting here to make time for my Xbox 360 games. Would you have me do that?

It was just a joke

We’re all posting on the OT.

Dead Space is like 15 hours too, definitely get on that. Very fun.

Seriously the Beach Boys

what is the average Braves fan 75?

Clearly you didn't watch enough Full House

haha i remember that

Yessssss 1 possible runner for Heyward. If Martin vidros’s here, I’ll cry.

DONT GIDP PRADO

or braves fans everywhere will cry

hey guys!

glad to see us winning !!!

1 month from tonight

Braves @ Bullseye Field

Mr Bevedere stories now

YES

Remember the episode where Wesley got pissed at Mr. Belvedere for making him do his homework, so he called INS and then they actually showed up at the end of the episode? Very special episode, indeed.

2 on for Heyward.....bwahahahaha
Prado

wants to give Heyward more RBI

Love me some Prads.

thaaats what praydo needs to keep doing

Oh man…time for Heyward to break it open.

TWBS

Uh oh Brewers….cue Jaws music!

2 runners on for Heyward

:)
:-)
=]
8)

annnnnndddddd here we go

Prado with another!

Dammit, this team is awful, they all suck, they can’t do…

hmmm…maybe I should save this stuff for tomorrow…

Don't talk bad about the Brew Crew.
Gallardo against Lowe tommorrow

could be a rough day

Gallardo vs Lowe…

/covers eyes

I will not be in attendance for that one

damn

just late for Heyward

Heyward for triple crown? Hmmm....

not with HanRam

that crack is orgasmic
Did Chip just say he's 2 for 2 with 2 runs and a flyout?

J Hey is the thinnest 240 guy I know.

Because he’s a freakin giant!

Ever seen

Kevin Durant

its sad a professional athlete couldnt bench 185 once

yeah

but he can shoot like a mad man!!!

serious?

at that NBA camp in Chicago for players entering the draft…couldnt do it

pretty sure a lot of baseball players can’t either

really – makes him look even taller.

3-1….lets goooooooooo

going to walk Heyward

to get to mac

3-1…..

Good hitter’s count…

Heyward RBI!

Another RBI for Jason….ho hum

RBI! I’ll take it

Me too: fantasy point!

Heyward doesn’t vidro…silly Brewers!

Nic job. Works as a sac fly!

Another run!


Fielder’s choice.

Heyward gets RBIs on DPs
Heywards beard cuts razors
I love Heyward beating out DPs and picking up RBIs.....so beautiful
NO VIDRO FOR YOU!

Heyward hits into a FC? Lies!!! If Heyward does its a Hitter’s Choice

It was (Prince) Fielder’s choice to get out of the way at first base.

#22 scores Prado!

Did they not give him an RBI?

No, they did.
good hitting Heyward

small things matter

wasn’t quite the exciting 3 run upper decker i was looking for but got the run in and always hustling

Heyward RBI groundout: Disappointment
Any other Brave RBI groundout: SUCCESS!

Mac is so FUCKING due!
when was the last time we scored 8 runs or more in B2B games?

1957, if you ask some of the Debbie Downers around here

this brewers broadcast is putting me to sleep

they don’t like Braves offense. Talking about umpires is more interesting apparently

Why

would they like the Braves offense, just sayin’?

Mac plunked again. wtf

oh crap

be okay, Brian… Be okay…

Uh oh

wtf, retaliation?

Jay Hey has 8 less RBI than the league leader in 30 less AB’s

word

all while missing a week and hitting 6th or 7th in our hapless offense.

do we need to hit Fielder now?

It would either bounce off or disappear.

Nothing hurts the blob
or enter into gravitational orbit with him as aplanet
More slow pitchers

Jeff Suppan, ugh

Technically speaking, every time Prince handles the ball, is that not a Fielder’s choice?

Payback for Braun? Or just a shitty pitcher?

My money’s on shitty pitcher

Yeah, that one didn’t look intentional. But Hanson didn’t hit Braun intentionally, and Davis retaliated against Mac for it very intentionally last night. Now that they’ve hit Mac again, intentional or not – I say we hit Prince Fielder to retaliate for that.

Still want that brawl

save it for tommorrow

only way Lowe can take down Gallardo

Read about the Minor Leagues or Else!!!!!!!

RECAP FOOL

Mike Minor night baby!

Same question as over there: anyone in here see Minor pitch in 2010?

so..

over/under 4.5 runs off LOLowe tomarrow

if we win by 6, our run differential will be even
thats

hard to believe

Jordan Schafer

2-5, 1 double, 1 run.. from the lead off spot!

Chip has been slobbering all over Gallardo all night.

Can we give him a loss? I think we can.

if we continue to hit

Two on, two out. Glaus vs. Suppan. 8-3.

Glaus is about to go yard again.

troy

wants a 2-HR day

Glaus with more RBIs!!!

Glaus with some luck!

Glaus again!!
no way Glaus can hit a triple is there

just not possible

If bengie molina

is playing LF, then maybe

If that didn’t end up a triple…

Dang….I was close! haha

GAME MV F’ing P

Him and Hinske get it. Maybe Huddy too.

I am ok with this development

I think this 1 is O-V-R

Iron Man Troy! His 22nd RBI!

like the attempt for the diving catch but that was terrible

Glaus sucks, we need to DFA him before…

Damn it, I can’t bang on anyone tonight

Theres always McClouth

Glaus swings a sequioa tree

BEAST MODE:

[ON] off

LOVE this. Very clever.

Thats about right Matty D

END Top Eighth

so what do u think the lineup should be with everyone healthy

as stated earlier

Prado
Heyward
Chipper
Mac
Glaus
Hinske/Yunel
Yunel/Hinske
Mclouth
Pitcher

I second this whole heartedly!

switch Heap and Glaus and I’m good

I gotta go folks. It’s been awesome. Tell Bobby not to blow this somehow, OK?

bullpen

is his speciality

O AN HE SEXY

keep it coming

Made this one last night

But I can’t wait until Friday or whenever he starts next

The Brewers know the value outfield defense

and plan accordingly

Villanueva - 4 ER
Heyward has too much pressure on him in the 3 hole

Yeah, he’s really crumbled under that pressure tonight…wait, what?

Jason Heyward is too much pressure for the 3 hole

Scott and I were getting attacked in the other thread about this…..we both wanted chipper 2nd, heyward 3rd

Exactly.

He’s not hitting any HRs, damn’t! He would’ve hit 3 HRs tonight if Bobby had just left him in the 7 hole.

People who will claim Glaus sucks in the game recap thread:

Over or under 4.5?

UNDER

I dunno….I can think of at least 4 in particular who will try to claim he sucks.

hmmm…defense has been great tonight, hitting the cover off the ball…yeah, I’ll still take the over

BOTTOM EIGHTH... and it's too late for Milwaukee.

Saito pitching.

WHY IS SAITO PITCHING WITH A 7 RUN LEAD?

when

was the last time he pitched

Already warmed up

he was probably already getting loose when we started scoring. now if wagner comes in next inning we’ve got a problem

9th

I’d like to see Kimbrell in the 9th

yeah,well……. I still want to see Kimbrel.

i know it's easy to pick on them but:

melky, mclouth, mattyD: 0 for 5
rest of lineup: 14 for 31, .452

dont throw

your stats at me

i can’t tell if you’re joking or not

does it matter

those numbers are easy to believe

If we could get a Sizemore or someone similar to that mold to lead off we’d be a very, very scary team/.

Carl Crawford

would be nice

you guys are gonna go blind

I’d trade my first born for that….well, not really. But I would trade my wife

I will throw in the g/f too

CLEAN UP IN THE GAME THREAD!!!

No rosterbation in public please.

His name is Jordan. We will see him in a few months.

Schafer?

Posted this over on the minor league thread, but who does he replace? Cabrera or McLouth?

Either one…does it matter?

Not really, but which one are the Braves more likely to give up on? I guess McLouth seems to be a little better defensively.

Trade Melky for a can of Skoal

God has a well developed sense of irony.

2009: McCLouth replaces Schafer
2010: Schafer replaced McClouth

If you live in Gwinnette, you might…

For someone who points out everyone else’s spelling errors, you never spell “Gwinnett” right. noob.

It’s my Achilles heel. Whenever I type it, I always think “is this it? No, that doesn’t look right. Screw it!”

Huddy = getting win tonight.
Lies!

Huddy isn’t allowed to get wins. It’s against the rules. Look it up in the rule book….

That pitch = outside but I'll take it.

Hi gang. Sorry I’m late. I had a softball game tonight.

we’re getting no hit

Glaus is really terrible tonight.

0 for 9 with 7 GIDP

I see that nobody was on base for his HR. Stupid Glaus doesn’t know the proper times to hit HRs!!!

This.

He sucks so much that he even manages to fuck up his HRs. DFA HIS ASS!!

It really killed the rally that was about to take place

That one never gets old. Actually, no frenchy quotes do.

I saw that. I wanted to go back in time, to the moment the ball left his bat and Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V some of Sanchez’ recent posts about his lack of power.

He never said what he said though

2 more XBHs tonight. Remember to bring that up when he starts in about Glaus sucking in the game recap thread.

He’s already backtracked from that.

Intramural Softball FTW!!

Rec league. Get it right!

Too good to play for your unit? :P

I coached/played my unit to the base championship last season. The season starts up again in 2 weeks, but I will be at CST living the Army life before going to Afghanistan.

Nice try though! :)

I’m sure you’ll give the Tally the Commando treatment.

I fired M-16 for the first time ever today – shot a 38. 10 of my 12 “misses” were in the waist. I was kinda pissed at myself. All but one of my misses were shot at the 300 yard targets.

Lot’s of vital organs in the mid-section don’t ya know?

For realz. That haji wouldn’t be getting up any time soon! I was going for the femural artery!

Did you win?

By the 15-run rule…we were pretty much amazing tonight.

Congrats. So were our Bravos!

Curious: Do they call it softball because the balls are softer or because they’re larger?

Softer, but that didn’t stop one from splitting my finger open tonight. I play SS, and I slapped down on a hard ground ball (quicker release for me to try to catch and throw all in one motion), and the ball hit me square on the tip of the finger right on my freshly cut fingernails.

OUCH!

That’ll take forever to heal. Ouch is right.

It sucks out loud…. may as well sign off.

You on the team with Eric Byrnes?

Waiting for Milledge jokes
Whatever are you talking about?

Richard Weeks?

Damn…I missed it, what happened

Weeks

Just noticed he has the Sheffield bat swagger.

if we dont get a new thread my computer is gonna meltdown

Who is due up for the Brew Crew?

Nice backwards K on Mcutcheon

LOL'd

RACISTSSSS!!!!!

please

you got racist of the night with your 50 cent video game comment

haha

Clearly I missed the joke, because I didn’t even understand what the picture was about.

That’s because your taste in television shows is horrendous.

I call it sophistication

Keep thinking that. You’ve obviously never seen the BEST. SHOW. EVAR.

Nothing

with 50 cent is the best

How dare you compare Omar to 50 cent!

And that wraps up the eighth inning...

Glaus has 13 RBIs in 10 May games
more useless stats

he has zero triples

he leads the league in crappy haircuts

That DOB Twitter feed comes in handy, eh?

Yup, except this Twitter app on my blackberry is extremely annoying. My phone beeps every time I get a tweet from someone (every 2 seconds).

But, the question is, does he have as many as Miguel Cabrera???

Seriously…I’m sorry, but how stupid are people that they want to cut a guy after a month? It’s like they’ve never watched baseball before.

In their defense, starting Hinske is the right call to make – just not at 1B.

I’ve never argued with the fact that he needs more playing time

Nor did I…just the fact that Glaus needed less was my point of contention.

F YOU AND YOU’RE YOUR FAMILY

stop being effective Saito

Good Inning for Saito
Another night...

another TC Game Thread comments record broken!

Can you imagine what a playoff game would be like here? I guess we’ll have to wait until October to find out.

8500?

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fighting Power 1,000,000?!?!

IF they play the PHils...I will make my way there
playoffs

PLAYOFFS! I just wish we could win a game

Playoffs??!

and theeeere it is. I was waiting on this.

and +1 for adding a title

Well

Most of it is making fun of 10-4’s computer, comparing Street Fighters, and everyone dragging out their grudges

a Glaus hit is usually good for a nice 150 comments or so

So THAT explains the new records…because, you know, Glaus rakes.

he’s a baller. those line drives had to drop eventually

You – Preacher
Me – Choir

Seriously though. It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Glaus was hitting the ball better than anyone – and I mean ANYONE – to inlcude the Rookie.

The Rook was making more contact, but Glaus was hitting lazers all over the place.

Got that SLG up over 400 now.

I played as mo boy DeeJay for a match last night. Good to have him back.

This isn't a joke about Rickie Weeks is it?

Racist!!!!

lol

no, I actually did play as him

A lot has to do with how well we all (well, most of us) get along and banter back and forth. It makes the games “hella fun!”

It’s picked up around here like gangbusters. I remember when we didn’t even have open threads for games.

Dang…that was even before MY time!

We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere – like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

+ sideways 8 - especially if that was from memory.

I wish…I’ve got it linked for quick access. Great scene.

The year was 19-dickety-2. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser stole our word thirty. I chased him for dickety miles.

what are you laughing at fatty! too much pie, that’s your problem

Old TC's comments sections

Required manual refreshing to see the new stuff

My old computer required that too.

But, I think that is still a step of from 10-4’s computer.

SuperHeyward..

you better show up tomorrow. You’re the reason we keep winning.

id say tonight

was hinskes night

I meant the guy on SB Nation lol.
he's batting 6th

coincidence? I THINK NOT!

the poster

who started yesterday

NATE / PRADO / HEYWARD… I’ve heard this song before…

Everybody together now: “I LIKE CROOKED NUMBERS”

Correction — Infante, Brooks, then … I dunno.

“Fuck this team. They only won by 7 and Brian McCann is awful at the plate.”

-Nova Scotia Steve

Let’s pile on that douche

Please don't

can we at least kick him off the wagon when the wins start?

I shouldn't justify this

But I’ll be “Diego of Sealand”

Whoops

reply fail

lol

I was gonna say, “WTF???”

I want to get another account called New Brunswick Sam to just refute anything he says

Can I be British Columbia Frank?

I changed my mind. Prince Edward Island Ed

If I want to be uber nerdy, I guess I should go with Lord British Columbia

I wanna be Nunavut Nate
fucking this

Hey, I am not ready to say that these guys can hit after only one good game – even thought most of them have careers of hitting and only 3 weeks of not hitting…

Yeah, you need to stay for the recap to fight off the Green Trolls

It takes at least 3 of us to do that. But, I will do my part!

Anyone else notice the wet blankets have stayed away tonight?

I guess we pumped too much sunshine for them to handle.

funny

how that works

Always seems to work out that way.

if you’re not tired, wait around a little for the Recap. A few of them show up and pick the box score for anything they can hate on.

Well, I keep trying to be negative, but every time I do, somebodt drives in a run

Nate’s up…now’s a good time to slip in a negative comment!

reverse jinx ftw!

I regret getting a bit pissy last night in the GT, but it was more than I could take.

Venters up

no Kimbrel

fjhfyufvhgmcvjhfgcgjvc angryface

Damn almost

Infante

CHIP

why does he never learn?!?!

Infante been showing some power the past week or so

Omar gave it a ride… 1 down.

Interesting fact from the Giants game

Juan Uribe
Last 6 plate appearances… 26 pitches ZERO swings
5 walks

dont lie to me

my head might explode

that just can't be possible

Sounds like a Greg Norton stat.

D wright 9 straight ab w/ a K

That may be the hardest i've ever seen infante hit a ball

also: Go Brooks!

Philly

on Sunday off of Lidge

Brooks is leaning in a bit too much for Suppan’s liking.
WALK.

Wow

What is with all the luck

it has to fall the other way at some point. Kelly Johnson is proving that this year.

MELKY gets a two-cushion shot!

Thata boy Brooks!

took third too.

Just the beginning of melky going on a tear
we're just not showing him enough love
no love for him! no!
I would be shocked

Mclouth still going to reach 200 again before him

15 hits tonight boys.

Damn, even Melky did something positive.

Same some for tomorrow damn it!!!

Good thing the pitcher tried to field it

sure Vidro

Come on, let Troy hit again!

Hits keep coming

in more than one way……

come on Nate and Marteeen….we could get 5 Heyward ABs in 1 night if you keep it alive!!!

nate: hit a jack

NOW Nate’s up… 1st & third, 1 down.

Paper Update

Nine pages down. One left. Hit the wall. However if Melky can get a hit I can push on…

If we hold on, the Braves will be 6-0 in games where Melky didn’t start.

that can't be right

we won a title in 95 without him

Now that, is a fucking stat

wow

incredible stat

McLouth needs to walk so Prado can hit a GS two nights in a row.

Well, that'll work.

Even the 9th spot in the order has two hits tonight.

Can't forget to give Melky his props..

Nate needs a hit here...

would suck to be the only guy on the team without a hit tonight.

There we go Nate...
Lastings is lazy.
tried to make sportscenter
Nate gets a hit!
PRADO....

CORRECTION - 1st and 2nd

Ricky Weeks is god-awful

weeks is playing?
I suppose you could call it that...

I definitely googled black baseball players with dreads to keep this going

YAY Nate!!!

base hit for Mclouth

Walk to Prado
Then J-Hey

Brewers Defense

Weeks and Escobar have been atrocious tonight. Laughable.

Worst middle infielders EVAR. I’m dying laughing at this.

Nice Play Torii
Wow Weeks, what an idiot

Man Weeks is terrrrrrrible

Nate the last Brave with a hit - finally! - and a RBI to boot!

I didn’t get to post anything tonight cuz I got alot of work that I need to get catched up on but I gotta say that the team is starting to come along very nicely. Looks like we are going to win this series and possibly a sweep. good win

Lowe vs. Gallardo tomorrow. Be happy with 2 out of 3.

Sure, but we can root for a sweep!

I WANT A SWEEP

With Chip, Hinske, and Heyward hitting…/we have a shot

Prado
Heyward
Chipper
Glaus
Hinske
Ross
Infante
McLouth/Melky

DLW

pump it up!

With the way the offense is playing right now, if they don’t show up for Derek Fuckin Lowe, I call shenanigans.

Day game, right?

Also known as I don’t get anything done at work game.

seriously? oh man, zero productivity tomorrow

meaning I get to act like one of our students…

I hold office hours 12-1 PDT.

What’s that? How do you do a t-test on these data? Hold on just a second, we’re about to do a Heyward test on the Brewers.

Oh I am after watching this team play horrible the past two weeks but hey there is always a chance

Way to hustle Nate! I loved that.

rickie weeks

more like rickie REEKS! amirite guys????

Right you are, Oracle.

Rickie Weak?

No? Ok sorry…

Richard Weeks = fail.

Haha..Joe comparing us not having Chipper to them not having Braun

this is all settinmg up

for a heyward GS

Don’t you do it Marteeen. We need Heyward to get his nightly 3-run HR.

4-run?

wouldn’t that be some shit? No grand slams in a year and a half and we hit 2 on back-to-back nights.

wasnt there just one out?

I believe you are correct (Infante).

now they changed it.

it said 2 outs for about the first 7 pitches of prados AB

Please walk Odarp!

think Odarp is trying to go to right?

HAHA way to go Brewers fans!!!

That fan is a douche!

That fan is a douche awesome!

FTFY

How many pitches has Prads seen tonight?

85

I mean really, do the 20 seconds of research, then make up your own number

Damn, you're good.

souvenir for the wigger!

we've seen 185+ pitches already

let’s get it to 200!

good lord Prado…what is this like 15 pitches?

He’s practicing for his inevitable leadoff role

13

unreal...

…love that guy. Definitely need to buy a Prado and Medlen t-shirt jersey

It’s like everyone involved in the great Prado/KJ debate was right…except for those who used the words “He sucks” when talking about either one of them.

12 pitches so far!
Prado

is like Werth freaking foul ball machine

hahaha

prads giving that section all the souvenirs they want

damn no chance fo a slam

for Heyward

How come the Melk-Man didn't tag there?

Bench him Bobby.

Because taking RBI away from Heyward is a capital offense in all 50 states

JASON HEYWARD ONE MORE AB!!!!!!

HEYWARD HUNGRY! for RBIs

C’mon Heyward! Even the Brewers fans want you to hit it out!

haha i bet they do
Heyward

going to get walked…

Good for the old OBP.

Suppan doesn’t really wanna throw a strike here!

Ah you big puss. THROW HIM A FREAKIN STRIKE.

You are gay Suppan

Heyward’s OBP is gonna be .500 at this rate

Heyward is bored with that PA

Ross up here

Mac with the rest of the night off

and tomorrow as well. nice job by Bobby to get Ross an AB before the game tomorrow. Does that better than everyone.

yeah

wish he would not give melky so many abs

that pisses me off….probably the only reason I stayed up

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Love me some DR.
heyward - the only batter i hate seeing get walked

because i know he can do so much more

A high fly ball

but playable in left

CHIP did it again.

I heard his voice raise.

He had me for a split second….

SWING and a HIGH FLY BALL but

Oh man…I thought Ross was about to hit a slam!

NO GRAND SLAM?! WHAT?
End Top NINTH. 11-3. Venters to clean up the mess.

ross’ hit looked a lot better than that

got under it a bit

you could hear it

too high

Who gives a shit it's gone
How many LOB

14?

oh no

NSS is gonna use that in the recap.

FUCK HIS FAMILY!!!
braves have 11 LOB! we suck! we couldn't get all them in!

RABBLE RABBLE

Damn it, Ross sucks ass, cut that worthless piece of…

Left…arm…numb…chest…pain…

Who are you, the kid from Mighty Ducks

HOLY SHIT IM STILL MAD THAT THEY STILL WALKED HEYWARD

lol

yeah. don’t make fun of me.

next time

he can just swing at the shitty pitches they throw him

C'mon Brewers fans! We can still win thi.....

ROFL! I can’t say it without cracking up….

BTW I was wrong about Prado too.

A lot of us were…but there is still time to be right!

:)

Nah, I was GLADLY WRONG about Prado – Although, I would STILL prefer KJ…but that is due to my mancrush on him more than anything else.

Heyward says...

Ya down with OBP?!?

Yeah, you know me!

what is the record

for walks for a rookie?

Great question, cause JHey is gonna destroy it
156
I completely made that up.

The alcohol is speaking.

Don’t listen to advice from an asshole like me! What the hell is wrong with you? I’m a complete moron! I mean, if I jumped off a bridge, would you follow me?

Only if you tied a rop to my ankle without me noticing.

BOTTOM NINTH
Hahahahahahah!

Where you going Jim?!?

Venters is freakin nasty

Venters

Cheesing after that K

Ah good ole Edmonds

Could always Strikeout with the best

just thought about this, in a few years could we have an all, all star outfield. with johnson, heyward and schafer

johnson = cody johnson? he’s probably the weakest link.

Cody Johnson = not a major leaguer

Cody Johnson + 0 = Not a major leaguer
Cody Johnson + plate discipline = Adam Dunn

Cody Johnson hates baseball?

Yes. With a passion.

Cody Johnson + plate discipline – giant holes in swing = Adam Dunn

 how old is johnson

young…like 21 I wanna say

i say we use him as trade bait.

Before it's over, I wanted to say it was nice seeing a mix of old and new faces here tonight.

It’s been fun!

always fun

when we win! and sometimes when we lose!

Damn

That was dirtier than the bathroom at Kinko’s. Go Ventures!

Don’t you mean Pop Copy?

Hell yeah I suck toes

Yo, I am the manager!

Customers? Fuck ’em!

mmmmmmm….NOW THAT LOOKS POOPY!

Juuuuusssssstttt a bit outside……

HAHAHAHA that pitch was awesome

oops

prince isn’t there anymore

1 strike away...

And that’s the ball game!

3,000 COMMENTSSSSSSSSSSSS
good lord, haha

Jesus Christ you guys need lives. I’m only here to moderate.

you know you ♥ us

Weak excuse…there are no less than 2 mods here at any given time, besides yourself.

only if Matt is here with Danny

I don’t have those powers yet. Gondeee says it’s all part of “the big plan”

Dammit. Why’d you have to go helping him out?

Someone has to help keep you pleibians in line

We’ll play nice, daddy. We promise!

You’re here because you’re now too fat to leave your mom’s basement without a crane hoisting you out. What are you, 750 now? 800? Prince Fielder?

lol

Don’t be a dick. I’m down to 499. P90X.

weaksauce

did you just -sauce something?

no one said you could come back

that's freaking impressive
FINAL SCORE - BRAVES WIN

Rainbow Llamasaurus!!!!!

SOMEONE SET HIM FREE!!!

OH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH (KOOL AID GUY)

Oh no! You glass bitch!

Clean that shit up before my dad gets home.

I will kick you in the tights and you will fall down. You are very top heavy.

back when Dane Cook was funny

I remember those days…then he started making movies…ugh…

nice

Where does all the offense come from? I WANT MOAR

One of my favs.

I need to find my own celebratory gif or .mpeg

pretty sure I stole this from someone else, but yes…everyone needs to have their own celebratory pic/gif

You missed the .mpeg joke.

I didn't

If you tried posting mpegs, I would ban you faster than 1.21 jiggwatts

Sex Drive, anyone??? Helloooooooo.

I am married.

Hence, no sex drive. Ever. For the rest of my life. How married couples have kids is beyond me.

We’re paying a guy 15 mil a year and we have 2 guys (Meds, Venters) in our bullpen that are better than him….FML

I would totally do that dancing chick.
venters is chill

BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN! BRAVES WIN!

It’s been real everybody. Day game tomorrow.

YES

My first two nights posting and 2 wins!!!! SWEEP TOMMORROW!

don't EVER leave us
You better be here tomorrow.

And I’m not even kidding.

SAH-WEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS DEVOURED RYAN BRAUN'S SOUL!!!

Mmmmmmmmmm......

Tasty Ryan Braun soul….

I bet Rainbow Llamasaurus also loves the tasty tears of unfathomable sadness from the Brewers’ fans.

You should not revel in the fact that Braun could not play. We did not win this game with honor!

Real baseball teams take the BEST that the opponent has to offer. Hell, we should have thrown this game, just because Braun wasn’t in it.

+A Zillion

Yeah….made up numbers. Real numbers don’t exist to signify how much PLUS that should be. Just awesome….

get some, llamasaurus.

Ha, last time I tried to post this I failed miserably…well done

Nice inning by Venters to finish it off...

Big win and the sweep tomorrow would be huge.

Heyward

.300 BA, .423 OBP, 1.034 OPS, 27 RBI. Yawn.

pfft

My sister put those numbers up with one arm and one leg

I could do it blindfolded

He’s ok, but we really should have kept Reid Gorecki

perfect example

of a guy most braves fans will never remember having

not much to remember

a cup of coffee and not much hitting

If you’ve ever met him, trust me, you will never forget the uber-pimp

You’d be surprised at the knowledge you find around these parts…but you are right. MOST would not remember.

I remember Reid

More so, people forget we had Brian Barton

crabman?

Crabman was alot friendlier than Barton

No.

The Crab is Shev Chandrapaul.

traded for Blaine Boyer

That guy had an electric arm, just could not throw strikes

Didn’t we just get him back last year?

Did he get cut?

we released him after last year, I think he may be in the Dodgers organization now

I missed that one…thanks for the 411!

Remember Jason Perry?

and his triple in his first AB…..then shit until he dissapeared forever

Anthony Lerew

I will never forget him

Because he always reminded me of Lash Laroux

he was highway robbery
Offensive Hangover tomorrow..

DO NOT WANT!!

more baseball in 13.5 hours!!!!!!
Let the countdown begin.

Let’s kick their ass tomorrow….Oh wait, D Lowe is pitching….

Hey, we have offense

DLW! DLW! DLW!

Are you assholes gonna be here or do you have real jobs?

i have an interview at 10:30 tomorrow morning. I’m gonna DVR the game

I have to sleep for my real job tomorrow night
hahaha

I don’t start my new job til Monday. I’m partying here all week!!!!!

Lamest... wait... NICE!

Starting a Long Term Sub position at my HS tomorrow…I’ll be late to the party

As long as you show up at some point.
Real job? Pssh.
Thatta boy.

My schedule tomorrow:
9-10 Topology
10-11 Quantum Groups. Check watch at 10:10 and note game has started.
11 Return to office, start watching game.
12-1 Don’t get mad at students if they come in during office hours when I’m trying to watch the game
1 Kick students out to watch end of game

Stat analyst. I work at home beehatch!

I have a real job, but thanks to budget cuts the person I shared an office with was fired…hence, plenty of time to surf the net

Plenty of the old 'Incognito window' eh?
Would that actually help? What company would still check browser history for that?

Delete browser history after every day, duh.

I just meant that it’s possible to monitor what websites the tracking is coming from more efficiently, and in a way that you can’t get around so easily.

I’m a master of alt+tab whenever someones walks into my office.

It’s a good skill to have.

I fire the 9MM tomorrow, but I will be in around 1200 CST – so yeah, I will be here – as long as someone doesn’t start infringing upon freedom.

Good shit. You can whisper sweet Norton nothings into all of our ears.

Norton is on your mind an aweful lot today.

Oh you have nooooo idea.
Incognito window, my friend.
I thought we all agreed to not mention him anymore?

also, think it’s awful, Justin

It is. Awesome has the “e”, not awful.

Damn. “Es” are killing me tonight.

Hinske

with the post game interview, nice guy

player of the game according to the terrible Brewers announcers…I can’t disagree!

Ok D-Lowe. Let’s try to not suck Llamasaurus dick tomorrow. Please?

That is an image I did not want.

Wow Ryan Langerhans is hitting .143 but has an OPS over .800. And he is batting 5th for the Ms. I don’t know what is more amazing.

I always wish we had hung onto that guy. Saw that he hit a bomb today.

He was always good at D.

Not just good..we’re talking one of the best defensive OF UZR has ever seen

Go on…

Haha, that’s pretty much it.

And now that I went and looked it up I see that he wasn’t nearly as good as I’m making him out to be. I fail.

Still, great glove.

Aj and Guit are the best UZR, IIRC.

Braves win followed by a little Passion Pit? WIN.

If Gallardo hopes to win tomorrow, he'd better pray he pitches a complete game.....

We’ve absolutely murdered the Brewers’ bullpen. They’re all dead now.

I think Chipper should NOT play tomorrow.

At this point, we’re better of letting him rest until we get back home. Don’t mess with what’s clicking right now.

Ewing Effect

We need Yunel to get back so that Infante can play 2B and and Prado 3B…HR aside, Conrad is pretty awful

but, but…that was a sweet defensive play he made early in the game. Why you hatin’ on Brooksie?

True…good stab, terrible throw

Off to play GTA IV and consume more alcohol.

Until tomorrow ladies and gents. I bid you all good night.

* Nixon peace sign wave
360?
Indeed.

gamertag

btw mines

bigkat5582

nice, will send FR

Brent1990

Gay… yes… but I ain’t changing it for fucking 12 dollars.

i paid the money to change mine, no worries

Until manana

adios

Bobby interview saying he'll keep Heyward in the top of the order

because of his on base percentages right now.

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