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Open Thread 4/5 : Cubs at Braves #2

Jason Heyward has arrived. Brian McCann is on a mission. And the Braves are leading 8-3 going into the 3rd inning.

Derek Lowe struggled in the 1st inning, but (hopefully) is gonna get back on track.

Discuss.

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Dang it, D Lowe

Keep the ball down, please.

Little more sink. Little less no sink.

Little more sink. Little less stink.

This was necessary. I was lost on the last one.

LOL

You and me both pal

Just in time for the Heyward AB

That should get this thread started properly.

Marlon Byrd. 1-1 (HR in first).


END OF TOP 3RD

Let’s refresh Lowe now.

Is there a button for that?

Why is Lowe starting?

We all know he’s no the No. 1

Ease hurt feelings
rubber arm

is my guess. He will pitch twice before KK pitches once. He may not be the ace, but he has the most durable arm.

Bobby’s sometimes-excessive veteran loyalty.

There are 45 million reasons why he’s starting.

3 innings, Only 1 K so fa for Lowe.

Raise your hand if you're surprised.
At least there's no rally for Heyward to kill this inning...

Finally…auto update is working

Haha, I love Heyward’s intro song

Yea it was. It was Get Back by Luda during Spring Break. He is repping ATL.

Next step is clearly B.O.B.

What you know about that?!

Lets go Heyward!!!!

How special would it be for Heyward to have back to back homers

LINEOUT TO 1st

Lee survived that one.

Lowe is weak sauce with a side of terrible.

Tale of Tape on Heyward HR:

446 ft

Is this the 1st overflow thread we’ve had?

We've had some threads that might have needed it before

But I think this is the first I’ve ever seen.

first one this season.

I’ve never seen one here EVER though.

trust me...

there were a couple last year for late-season games against the phils & dodgers (i believe)

Hanson’s first game against the Brewers, IIR.

446 ft on the Heyward HR

I cant wait to see some pics from Heyward’s first at-bat.

446 ft

for heyward

holy shit thats awesome

446 ft on heywards bomb

I'm glad he didn't strike out

I’d have gone into a deep depression.

Haha, send him back to the minors.

That was a rocket to 1st…

LOL...the people behind home plate were ecstatic...

cubs should have started marshall

oh god

don’t tell me Bobby is gonna let Lowe go back out there

Wouldn’t be Bobby Cox if he didn’t. That why every player loves him.

We need to try to get a couple more innings from him

But we should have Medlen ready

It would be prettty strange...

if he didn’t.

Cravin’ this Braves offense.

The list of the people who homered in their girst ab

Heyward #102

OK, Schaefer was number 99.

Get Meds warming up...

In Bobby’s mind: “Medlen or JoJo…hmm. JoJo!”

Is it to late to get Acosta back?

I just believe he favors JoJo MORE then Med.

Today's game: 13 runs, 10 hits

pitcher’s duel

Heyward is on the front page of MLB.com
And SBNation
"Jason Heyward has a flair for the dramatic"

Buehrle’s Play

you’re an idiot

Next time I am going to intentionally get you lost in Baltimore…

Y’all should just go have sex and get it over with. Too much tension here. :p

And a Chopper to Chipper

always love that

“Chopper to Chipper” Never gets old.

Nice DLowe

keep it up.

Ah, that was cute

Chopper to Chipper, in his Skip voice

Dusty Baker was a beast...

Chip doing his “Chopper to Chipper” impersonation.
Made me miss Skip.

Skip would've loved this game :)
That's one of the few things...

Chip does that I like. Hopefully he will grow on me….

hes got a great voice

if he wasnt so inaccurate, hed be great…maybe he will improve..i hope

YES

nice D Lowe

sigh

wish i were in atl

Another one to 3rd.

Great inning, Derek!

nothing out of the infield

Lowe’s doing his best Jekyll and Hyde impersonation

I was just about to say that!

Bad inning, Good inning, Bad inning, Good inning… what next?

Lowe is making me bi-polar. Up one minute down the next.

I know it's early, but...

Chipper is playing D!

He's really good

as long as his feet aren’t hurting. If they are, he’s terrible

Lowe

is just trying to keep this one close so Wags can get a save.

Good god,

this is only the 4th inning still

I hate the fact that I'm only going to feel good about the lead until we get to the bullpen
The pen will be fine

Except for maybe Chavez and Reyes

That was more of an indictment of Lowe today than the pen

I quit stalking the Cubs blog.

Jason Heyward hits a home run and the power goes out in Ankeny, IA...

Is there anything this guy can’t do?!?!

Can Jason Heyward hit a ball so far that even he can't catch it?

Haha, Jesus microwaving a burrito…I love it.

Is there anything this guy can’t do?!?!

Not be awesome

And Melky The Milkman grounds out...
We need to score some more runs...

3 runs isnt close to being safe.

Come on Marteeen start a rally.
Can we get Marshall out of the game now please?

marshall has a nasty curve

Jason Heyward once had an awkward moment

Just to see what it felt like.

Dos Equis

the best party is the after party…….

Salty with a walkoff for the Rangers. After they were bein no hit through 6.

Wow.

I’ll still take our Catcher though

yeah, Mac seems to be doing alrite

Good for Salty.
Damn...this....Marshall...

Marshall is lookin’ good.

WEAK called 3rd strike

Sean Marshall. 2010 Cy Young winner.

God damn

where did the offense go?

I think they got lost

while trying to find Heyward’s HR

Alright, the one to Prado was good, but the one to Chipper was a little ridiculous.

For some reason, they’ve stopped hitting.

Where did Marshall get that big ass curve?

Braves Lifer

Are we sending Lowe back out?
That's what you do...

…when you’re ahead and it’s the fifth inning.

I am not feeling this ump's strike zone.

At All.

what strike zone?

Is it just me

or is Lowe getting no swings and misses?

Not just you...

but that’s not really his game, either

Oh, thank god. They're PH-ing for Marshall

Thank God, no more Marshall.

It's been four innings...

…and the toddler is still asking “Daddy, are you celebrating a home run?”

Come on Lowe...now let's have two good innings in a row...
New Jason Heyward MLB commercial (in the tune of the Pedroia one)

He was always a huge person. He was a baseball stud his entire life. Everyone has wanted to be him since birth.

Now, he’s gonna f*ck the entire National League up. This is…Jason Heyward.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon, Lowe.

double play ball

you called it

Not exactly what he had in mind.

i’ll take it though…

for calling that...

you should be promoted to author or something like that. :)

Strikes Derek, strikes

remember, you cant get the top of the lineup out.

that’ll do.

Well, there's your DP
SICK DP ESCO!
yunel!

Slick, slick slick

esco strikes

Line drive to Esco

who GUNS the runner out at first, double play

What an arm on that guy

never get tired of watching him sling one over

OHHH YUNELLL\

Prototypical sinker ball pitcher double play ball….. or something like that.

man, i love Nelly

Aww shucks,

ESPN3 just blacked out their feed. Looks like I’ll be depending on ya’ll from now on.

Go to the normal ESPN
EPSN3 is the online thing (formerly ESPN360).

I really hope Yunel stays around for a long time.

Grounder to Chipper. My guess.

Damnit Derek

your defense bails you out and you walk another guy.

Oh, C'mon.

Why can’t Lowe get Fukudome out? Lee and Ramirez up next

*sigh*

another walk

and Nate bails him out.

If you live in the south it is on Fox Sports South

Bobby really wants DLowe to get the decision today, huh?

He really wants to give him some confidence.

GREAT PLAY MCLOUTH!

Nate’s made some nice plays man

McLouth saves a double there.

way to bail out lowe, McLouth!

Nice catch Nate!!

oh jesus

i thought that was gone.

“wheels” mclouth

NATE at the Wall

Nate with a great catch!!

No problemo with his hammy.

Now let's PULL LOWE

i’d let him go back out there for the 6th…with Meds and PeMo warming up

Leaving work… back in 35 minutes.

I am loving the D today
yeah. Thats what the bisexual chick sed.
Nate

i guess the hammy is ok

Lowe’s ERA back down to 9.

bullpen, please.

is the call to the pen still brought to us by AT&T?

McLouth can hit .200 if he make those catches
nahhh. Just call up JS if u want that
I wouldn't go that far...

but the D sure helps.

let’s not get carried away

“Shot Heard Around the SouthEast”! Neat line.

Except that it's false.

they heard that one in East Transylvania.

More runs please…

Yay. New guy.

poor guy

facing BMac, Glaus, Esco and Heyward

It's up now...

http://www.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7282459

as much as i hate chip

he was great on that video.

that will never get old
Guess who's up this inning. CAn't wait
Lets go Mccann
I thought the plan was to get the score tied again

So that Heyward could hit a walk off HR.

time for glaus to snap out of it

good one Troy…

Single for Glaus.

Glaus has the Biggio-helmet working for him.

Noticed that too.

Yep, I noticed it in ST, and it's getting more by the day.

Gluas single to left center

glaus snapped out of it

Good thing we didn't bench him after those 2 Ks
Hey Hey, a hit for Wingy!
This is the Glaus,

of ST.

Come on Esco get on base

Flyout for Esco.

How much pine tar does Wingy glaus need?
As much as he wants.....
Oh man, that was a meatball

seriously

he made a face like

“boy… throw me one more of those, and ill whack the shit out of it”

The fans chanted his name..

I wish i could chew gum like Heyward

Heyward doesn’t chew gum, he chews steel….

damnit

hitting .333 now :(

He's been a huge disappointment to me.
THROW THAT UMP OUT!
WHAT?

That was a delayed reaction strike

He didn't like that call ... turn that frown upside down J-Hey

glad heyward got that out of the way

bull fucking shit!

The hight strike rears its inconsistent head again…..

what is his walk up song? has anyone heard it yet?

What you know about that. T.I.

correction What You Know

There you go…

i wanted Over by Drake

or Welcome to Atlanta by Luda

I’m looking forward to B.O.B. by outkast

I heard it earlier…I believe that it was T.I.

There are one billion Chinese people who do not care.
What a disappointment!

I was expecting 4 HR by his third AB!

So why when I click on MLB.TV link it says I’m blacked out. WTH, i’m in Atlanta!

Go to ESPN 360.

or...

I guess its ESPN3 now

Can’t get ESPN360 or 3 here at work…our ISP is not approved by them apparently..blah. I’m even an Insider dammit!

You should tell your work you are an insider. They’ll change it.

WTH, i’m in Atlanta!

Which is why you’re blacked out…yeah, lame…I know…

You should be at the game.

My heart says yes....

my tuition says no….

hahaha understandable

Work is more important (as is my paycheck)

I stepped out for an hour and watched a bit, but would like to watch some from here. Damn..

Gamecast here you come.

epic commercial

where the braves won the west in ’91.

Am I the only one who would like a bit more insurance?

Including pregame stuff...

we’re at about 1700 comments for the game.

Nice slider by Lowe there

Nasty slider from Lowe.

Lowe’s only thrown 67 pitches

Hereee comes a rally...
Chipper a bit slow on that one

Might have been a sun issue

If that RF camera would swing upward we might see the TC meetup…if it happened.

“I can’t get through the gate…the gate is narrow…what do you want me to do???”

Sun angles on the field causing difficulty in picking up the ball when hit.

Moylan/O’Flaherty in the ’pen.

ANOTHER good play by McLouth.

DP! Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee comes Pinella.

Nate. Ur a fuckin stud
OMG

Did he catch it?

Shit, McLouth is looking great out there. And a DP to boot!

Nate with another great catch!!

I think he got it with his off hand

WTH was that?

I think that hit the ground

Good to see his offense isnt affecting his defense

Nate saving Lowe’s ass again.

Nate caught it

but dropped it. Lucky call for us

No instant replay!
Great play even if they reverse the call

We need to take a page from the NFL. If we can throw a pitch before the opposing manager throws the replay flag, its too late.

take em anyway you can get em

Piniella is so getting tossed right now

So we start the year +1 on bad umpire calls thus far.

Atta Baby Nate…Way to steal us one

way to steal us two
BTW,

can we please pull Lowe now? I don’t know how many more bullets he can dodge

And a strike out as you post that.

yeah, he needs to be PH for this inning

Lowe

catches a break finish this inning please

watch JJ get zero breaks on Wed.

SOMEONE CHECK THE CUBS BLOG!

some guy over there

was trying to say more fans liked Andruw than Chipper. thats a joke.

wow

That is a million times wrong

I wouldn’t expect Cubs fans to get anything right, anyway.

Someone needs to ask them if they could take back Chip Caray.
Yeah...

claimed he is a Braves fan too.

Wow. Merry Christmas in April to Lowe.

Wow

How bad must Soriano be if he’s whiffing off of Lowe’s stuff today?

Peter Moylan to come in?

we want Dave! we want Dave!

I’m in love with Dave.

To end the inning, Lowe get's his 2nd of the game.

Now:

Moylan-Saito-Wagner

uh

This splinter cell commerical is bad ass.

Sorry just being a nerd.

Just played the demo the other day. Definitely going to check it out.

My attention is still locked in the iron grip of FFXIII.

Haven’t tried it yet. Just got the 50 Cent video game through Gamefly, haha, should be good!

I just rented Bayonetta. That game is crazy as shit and totally awesome. Highly suggest it.

Yeah, it’s on my list. Have you played Darksiders yet?

Yea it seems cool.

Wow

Lowe made it this far Bobby is crazy

I can’t believe all the rich opportunities for puns I’ve missed. But I’m here now.

Nate is slump busting!

Nasty Nate on base!

Loved his hustle down the line.

His hustle made the other player hurry and boot the play.

Hustle is sexy.

nate is catching all the breaks
Fontenot

totally boots one at 2B. Probably worried about nate busting it down the line

that should be a hit

nate is back

uh PH for Lowe

“He was what?”

“You heard me.”

Joe Simpson:

“Nate was really cheekin’ it down the line”

Don't like this

Get Hinske in and let’s get a hit, here.

small ball?
We certainly didn't get the lead by playing small ball.
Error? wtfff
Wow,

what a bunt!

Why is Lowe not pinched hit for?

NM

they explained it.

Lowe is sac bunting then getting out of the game right?

preserving the bench

baseball 101

LMAO Jon Garland is the SD Opening Day starter?
You really start to feel sorry for them

yikes

i acutally had tickets to the DBacks game today

but theres no way i’d miss this.

it could be worse, you could have Vicente Padilla starting
beat me to it
Carlos Zambrano.

You’d prefer Kevin Correia?

Beats Padilla

by a mile

or Jake Westbrook
Come on Melky...

I hear you’re clutch.

3-run lead in the 6th isn't exactly a "clutch" spot
true...

i just want some more runs

Yes.

more more more

I kind of like Oral Hershiser.

Orel?

Or is that some thing you pay a hooker to do?

Good Point

not much with the English.

I was just thinking that. He's a hell of alot better than Rick "I'm Fucking God" Sutcliffe.

Our pitching staff is a handsome bunch.

How many pitches has Melky used up?
10...

wear him out!

Thats pretty Beast
9 so far this AB
how many in the whole game

I bet it’s 25+

Yeah, his line doesn’t look good but he’s had good ABs

The results will come if he keeps doing this
Come on Marteeeen
Nate tags

on 3rd

Wasnt it 2 years ago there were like 4 opening day games snowed out?

passed ball would be nice here

Retrospect-what if you'd pinch hit for Lowe?

Who knows.

Hm, who knows is right

but hindsight is 20/20

If I’d have pinch hit for Lowe, it would have been a guaranteed out.

Would you have moved the runner over?

Probably not. I don’t have that kind of luck.

For the Dbacks...

Roachy K’d in the 1st and KJ grounded out

Glad to see LaRoache hitting cleanup for them

This thread is now in much better control. Seriously in the beginning I couldn’t even watch the game if I was going to keep up.

Is this the best opening day ever?

bestest opening day ever?
Not until we win.

I dunno…last year was pretty good. Let’s wait to see if we get the W first

PeMo!

Show us Dave

I give up…what’s the “Dave” thing? The name of one of his pitches?

his new changeup

He calls his new change up Dave.

Peter showin' he can get around

Nice play, 3-1

1-2-3 for my fantasy team Pete! Help a brotha out!

Har! More like Fontan-BLOW, right, gang? Right?

I like Fonte-No

That’s a good one for sure.

I’m okay with the Cubs’ middle infield. Something about us winning the 2000 CWS.

They changed the scoreboard and gave Nate a hit.

WTH? that's a gift
Please does anyone have a file of Heywards entire first at bat, I really wanna make a video

Pretty please? just link me por favor I really want the chanting and to make a video out of that HR

If you find it

You better post the video here!

its on MLB.com

but the video is temporarily unavailable.

Moylan with 2 quick outs.
Found online link for the game

http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-espn.html

I like that your company only blocks ESPN and not sketchy sites like channel surfing.

They don’t block ESPN (I actually control the firewall) our ISP is not approved under ESPN’s list (we use Internap) so that’s why we can’t use ESPN360). Anyway…

Great inning, Peter!

Moylan looked great

Six outs to go....
Does anyone have a replay link please please please I just wanna dl that first heyward at bat and make a video out of it

Isn’t this like your 10th post of this? I think we understand.

Hey are you in the triangle area? I just moved to Chapel Hill......

Around 2 hrs from there. Hope you enjoy NC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS2TPOISrhg

best I can do for ya

Chip Carey actually did a great job on the call

i was surprised.

Moylan starts out where he left off last season,

Good!

Now 2+ years since giving up a HR
really?

cool. didn’t know that.

Yeah,

but he was hurt for almost a year of that. Last HR: Zimmerman on opening day 2008.

God, that was horrible. My buddy was sitting right next to me and said “wouldn’t it be cool if Zimmerman hit a walkoff?”

I was hoping he would get the closer role this season,

but hopefully Wags will make me forget that wish.

They should be a nice combo
He sounds better than Steven Tyler
This is amazing

one of the best versions I’ve ever heard

Aughh, oh no.

I had hoped they wouldn’t do the opera ones this year. Appreciate they have good voices, but…it’s baseball.

I rather like it, but for discussion’s sake, who would you have do it? Whose voice sounds more “baseball”?

Really would rather discuss some other time than when a game’s on, but um, ok…I really don’t have a particular person or group in mind, since that’s not my field of expertise. I was just voicing my (I thought) brief personal opinion that I’d rather not have opera at a lot of my baseball games. I don’t know that anyone’s voice sounds more “baseball” – again, not my area of expertise. And I didn’t even know that’s what I meant!
As I said, I do appreciate their voices and the good job they do at their craft. He was good, there’s no doubt about that.
Idunno,notsurewhatIdid. I think I’ll go back to the game now. But a little more quietly, I guess.

I'd rather they not sing that at the game anyways, but I'd still like to hear Uecker do it

Hahaha, that Pujols commercial at the copier still cracks me up.

Not sure if you guys and gals saw it

but Hank Aaron was clapping rapidly and tipped his cap to Jason Heyward after the HR

Oh, sweet.

I missed that, but the hat tip is a nice touch. I love Hank, he’s so classy.

HEYWARD'S BOMB...

http://www.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7282459

thats about the 19th time ive watched that.

and love your sig. best baseball movie ever made besides Sandlot

I hope Chipper puts 2009 behind him and we see the real #10 this year.

I'm feeling good about it so far.

As he seals 2nd base.

Classic Chipper PA right there

working the walk

Chipper steals 2nd... Standing Up!

Look at Chipper, swiping a base

Chip

SB awesome

Chipper steals second

chipper on the fly

ChipperJones. Tied for the league lead in stolen bases.

chipper steals...1 down...

49 to go…

Haha the old mans still got some wheels

Samadzija is all over the place here

10 pts for even attempting to spell his name in a reply.
5 Bonus for getting it right.

Come on Glaus!

Time for your 1st RBI

time for his first 3-run HR

Time for Glaus to do work

Wheels Jones

http://home.earthlink.net/~alancarp/images/w.jpg

Image fail...

i’ve never seen that play happen before

Opening day… you see lots of new stuff!

I think Furcal pulled an unassisted home.earthlink.net a few years back

i was at that game!

Haha, god that's funny.
2 on 0 outs in the 7th

Lowe ERA 7.50 sounds about right?

Glaus,

walks

Bases Loaded No outs

Wow,

Troy working the walk after being down 0-2. Great patience from the hitters today.

GLAUS:
That one worked…

LOL

walks the bases loaded

Come on Yunel…

Bags full and 0 outs.

Time for insurance run(s).

I love it when a man men follows orders.

Well, might as well get the first grand slam out of the way early...
Love our patience at the plate.
bases loaded

no Frenchy or Fuga up. Like our chances

you forgot about our big bat off the bench last season!
bases loaded, no outs

c’mon Esco!

All these walks are clogging up the bases …

SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esco, with at a double

This is a most delightful outcome.

ESCO

clears the bags

ESCO!!!!!!!!!!
WOOO

5 RBIs for ESCO!

Esco with 5 RBI

mr risp strikes again. 5 rbi’s

he's batting 1.000 w/ RISP so far
yunel

5 RBI’s on opening day…. its going to be an all-star year for escobar

Clears them before Heywards at bat....

Esco’s selfish

Yunel with next best thing to a GS...

Q ♥ !
Or is that gone this year?

That should be a single!
cubs defense

man the cubs are looking terrible

Did Heyard miss first?

No

he touched it

shhhhhh

i think so

left foot tap

Another stellar season kick-off for the Cubs.

heyward on second,

due to error

Lee looked into Heyward's eyes there for a second.

Not a good idea

Bummer – I lose fantasy points.

Same here

I think he got robbed tho

Whoa. That's a fairly specific graphic.
Look out Philly!
Because here we come!!
Chip: Braves on pace to score ~1600 runs this year
Philly only scored 11, right?

they’re playing the f*cking nationals. we’ll score 20 against them

Braves on pace to score 1,944 runs this year.

correction

2,106

heywerd just strikes fear in the defense.

so who pitches the 8th?
Hm..

Now, I’d go with Chavez

Esco working on that MVP award!

Oooooo – that was way high!

that was quite high

make up call on glaus

I'll take that trade

this ump is a cubs homer

This ump went to the C.B. Bucknor school of umpiring
Hinske up

and it’s a triple

Hinske with a triple!

Holy crap!

hinske

triple off the bench!!! 13-5

Hinskeeee

“That was awsome!” after the triple

I AM LOVING THIS SEASON ALREADY

I like this Hinske kid…I’m glad we called him up…

thats a big dude running

And the guy who should be starting in LF against RHP comes through.

hins are you kidding me
LOL

Good times, good times.

Can it get any better?

wow this is by far the best braves team in forever

Is Chip ever concerned that there’s 161 more games to go? That he’ll perhaps run out of THE SENSE OF URGENCY ON EVERY CALL by October?

He's inexhaustible, don't kid.

Ah. I see.

/long sigh

I see.

LMFAOOO. Hinke clearly sed " THAT WAS AWESOME"

He was only in 2nd and 3rd gear most of the way around, too!

Hinske baby

could things be going any better for anyone not named Lowe on the Braves

2010 braves

i think its safe to say the BRAVES HAVE ARRIVED

Hinske a triple and a...

He's already got more hits than Nortan had last year

More hits than Norton had as well…

Win

of a comment

Esco has 5RBI today

holy cow.

Wow…did you fall asleep??

Heyward’s homer actually landed in my living room…i had to make the hike to Atlanta to return it and i missed some of the game.

Get used to that hike, son.

Eventually

This kid is going to drop one in the Lexus Lot.

lol…fair enough.

Oh, yeah, Esco IS on my Roto team!

Our offense is why I couldn't wait for the games to count!

Cubs bullpen shot on opening day

I like having an offense.

we have a pitching staff as well

that was never debated though

Seriously,

Lowe is prob. our worst starter.

Truth

KK at least kills aces

don't we all!

Amazing what not have 2-5 automatic outs in the lineup will do for you.

I know it’s only Opening Day, but I REALLY like our team this year!!!

OMG WERLD SEREEZ YOUSE GUYZ

No Frenchy, no KJ, no GA, and NO FREAKING NORTON equals a good offense.

Remember last season

We started 5-1, then lose 5 straight. Here’s to starting something like 7-2….then going 7-2 again this year.

JUSTIN BERG newest Cub Sacrificial pitcher.

Why is Frank Wren such a fuckin genius?

he can’t help it

MELKY: Groundout to short 2nd.
“Wheels” Hinske holds at third.
2 OUT.

Prado with another rocket

driving in Hinske, 14-5

Oh yeahhhh

Marteeeny Weeeny is back!

Why play infield in when you are down by 8?

was thinking the same thing

Prado gets his...

Cubs had the middle infield parted like the Red Sea!
Prado

I like you more than KJ, sir

who doesnt have an rbi today?

Cabrera
Glaus
McLouth

only Melky, Glaus and McLouth. Holy shit

Lowe is a lucky SOB.

Did we just bat around for the second time?

Yes,

yes we did

That makes me happy.

7-14 with RISP

THAT is f*cking awesome!

not likely to keep that up,

unfortunately.

im in love with that stat

CHIPPER…. again…
tried to hit it like Heyward… 1-1.

this is probably where chipper hits a bomb…when the game is out of hand

That

would give me some fantasy points

Wow…Chipper robbed

Evens things out for that bloop that he dropped in for a hit in the first.

I hope they give some of our other pitchers this kind of run support this year.

I'm confident they will, woo-hoo!
Our fellow Talking Choppers at the game,

are having a heck of a game to watch!! I’m happy for them!

Seriously

I am so jealous

seriously, lucky bastards

Yes they are.
And I’m more than jealous!

Wow

that was a nice play

ROBBED at 2nd.

Wow.

Fontenot just robs Chipper on a dive to his right.

Nice catch!

that was impressive

“Leather Larceny” would be a great name for a garage band.

dammit

chipper looks good, though

everyone does.

Everyone but Lowe.

Well, it’s mostly his hair that detracts from his appearance.

well i dont get sportsouth here (blacked out on espn)

and i’ve been @ work so i’ve seen very little. found a stream

Everyone go over to the 1st game thread

and look at comments #300 to #450 or so. You’ll start laughing. We all thought the world was ending after the Cubs 3run HR

anyone that laments a three run deficit in the first inning doesn’t watch much baseball.

Or they watched a lot of last year’s team …

The world did end.

But J-Hey forged a new one

I think it was just the flashbacks we were all getting from last year.

Thankfully our team proved to us this is NOT the same guys who took the field last year.

I will be on cloud 12 if Duke loses tonite to add to this awesome day
same

I want Butler to win so bad.

I’m pulling for Butler. :)

my sentiments exactly.



I like crooked numbers.

Saito?

i love you,

but f*ck you Bobby.

seriously…I guess he must have been already warming up

Off day tomorrow, Bobby’s going to run Wagner out next.

I’m going to be going nuts without Braves baseball tomorrow

Yeah, I hate those extra off days they build in to the first series of the year.

This is a bit weird.

Was he already warmed up or something?

or maybe

its been a while since hes thrown in game, when was his last st app?

INFANTE now in at third.

HEYWARD now in the hall of fame

Funny,

but he will be one day, I’m sure!

Any word on attendance number yet?

53,081

4th largest ever for Turner.

I think they said it was the largest day game ever.

Could we possibly have the most runs scored by a team in opening day for 2010?

so far, so good

A bunch of teams have scored 11, but we’re on top right now

LOL…good lord Saito looks old

maybe so

but his pitches looked pretty good today

Don’t tell the guys, but I’m splitting time now between the game and NBC Nightly News.

Nice pitch by Saito

totally fooled him

nice opening day...

take care, all. looking forward to a great year!

also, i will be keepin up with the rangers and d-backs because of all the former braves, but of course, atlanta is #1 forever.

53,081 announced attendance.

53,081

is the crowd. WOW. 4th-largest ever (reg. season)

well it was the next coming of christ

so u guys u think we can win the division this year

think?

I KNOW we can. :)

Fan my whole life

I am new here but I could not be happier about our start today!

Welcome!

All the games are like this, I promise

good day to join us!

Lakers fans aren't allowed :)

just kidding. but yeah…GO KINGS!

no,

go SUNS!!!

Pssh. Go, uh, Hornets, yeah.
i live 80 miles from NOLA

and tried to get into the bees, but i’ve been a PHX phan since ’92. forever my NBA team

Yeah, I root for them cause it’s NOLA, but really, I’m eh on basketball.

Kings? As in Sacramento? I live in Sac and didn’t even know we still had a team!

one thing i like about the kings

is coach Paul Westphal

Welcome,

and get ready for a fun year on here!


Finally get Fukudome… Fly out to Left.

ESPN announcers are giving Heyward a vocal BJ

I love it

But I’m sure every fan of every other team in America is getting pissy.

Of course, I can’t hear it because I’m stuck with Chip Caray.

Beats the Jeter ones they’re normally dishing out, thats for sure

Exactly, after years of listening nonstop about "The Yankee Captain" and "The Sawx", I don't mind this a bit
a wad has been shot
I might just watch Baseball Tonight!

Just to hear more of the love.

Vocal. Aren’t they all?

….This defies elaboration.

Hummm amongst yourselves.

FIXED

This defies demands elaboration.

Not if it’s being done right…..

Variety. It’s the spice of life they say.

I am 32 But I grew up in GA from age 2-10 and I have been a fan since I was 5 which was 1982

Hell F'n YES

GO F’n BRAVES. Glad to see Lowe didnt lose his head. Im seeing alot of deep counts early in the game :) SAITO 1 2 3

Saito looked pretty damn good that inning

D. LEE… got him!

END HALF INNING.

Wow

Saito looked great. 2 Ks, lots of swings-and-misses

That helped boost my confidence in him,

was not overly impressed with him during ST.

these are some good

premium saltine crackers.

I’m not even a fan of saltines, but I love this comment.

LOLOL

i was hoping [i]somebody[/i] would notice =)

well that didnt

work

That’s the spirit!

We're now at about 2300 comments...

between the 2 game threads and pregame stuff. NICE.

Seriously.

Everyone stop typing for a second and pat yourself on the back

If we all patted Jason Heyward on the back

He’d have a nasty bruise.

lies

he would barely feel it

Yeah right

We all know heyward doesnt bruise

he knows not of pain

haha, that’s crazy

I’m late and all this happens.

Well done everyone. Facepalm for me.

Just like at the park. Opening day fever.

Can't wait on the next fan poll....

Record confidence coming.

Haha, oh man it’ll be through the roof

i think it might break 200%
100%!!!!!

on the real though i have voted 8 for like 6 months, it might be time to go up to a 9…

we just need one hit or walk...

for another Heyward AB.

He’s gotta keep that OBP over .400, you know?

ok bobby

pinch runner please

Inside the park HR for Stephen Drew

Wow

It’s been a crazy opening day

Someone help me

We need to find out the record for home runs on opening day.

and I benched him

for Orlando Cabrera

I love Bmac

Understatement of the year.

Everyone's happy now I hope everyone remains upbeat

even throug the tough losses

Which tough losses

I’m losing perspective slightly.

2010 Braves

the only unbeaten baseball season..
has a nice ring

Lol

Greg Maddux in a suit and tie. Knowing him, I’d expect he’d be doing something in a polo and shorts if he could.

How many walks does that make for us?

SEVEN

Apparently the Spring Training Braves found their way up north.

sweet. let's keep that up

This was a seriously awesome opening day. Suck we have to wait until Wednesday for Game 2

GLAUS:

Two on…. nobody out. Here we go again?

Glaus today:

2BB , 2 SO, 1 H

Typical.

Heyward time!

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

CONRAD – running at second… advances to third on flyout to RF by ESCO.
1 OUT.

corners for heyward

Now the Boy Thunder.

That a way Heyward!

rbi single

heyward 4 president

I wanna have Jason Heyward’s babies.

i am his baby.

immaculately conceived.

Born fully-formed from his forehead.

how did you know?

Yours is a mythology handed down for millennia.

Heyward hit a rope

The mound exploded!!
Heyward nearly kills the pitcher

1B, RBI

15- 5

Thanks Jason!

I wouldnt ever want to pitch against Heyward

not because you could be humiliated for him owning you, but for fear of death from a ball up the middle

This is true. Partly because him owning the pitcher is a given

this is very true
I was thinking the same thing!
#22 gets the 15th

I really like this lineup. (might be opening day fever talking)

I agree

i think there is a tough out at every spot (besides the pitcher)

Seven Walks

Biggest improvement for Atlanta in 2010. Forcing pitchers to throw a lot of pitches, get them in bad situation, and club them

J-Hey's patience is spreading.....
Sportscenter is next...

We better be the lead story. The World needs to see Heyward’s homer.

oh they will

if they havent already

I think Tiger Woods, ChiSox, Pujols, then us.

probably obama too
what a shetty 1st pitch

agree with him politically or not, W’s 1st pitch will always be tops

His

at the allstar game was terrible too, he can dunk though, so i forgive him a little

so can I, and I'm a 5'11" white guy

I dunno. Taft had a wicked slider.

For a fat guy, anyways.

Taft

could barely get up

He thought “velocity” was a type of Spanish pastry.

I come from Riverside CA that has this famous hotel called the Mission Inn that early 20th century elite went too, and Taft came they built him a custom chair that fits like 3 of me, and he was insulted, but then couldnt fit in it…

“An abnormally large sitting chair? Why, this is a most insultory manner of action!”

/gets stuck

“The first person who laughs gets eaten.”

that is also

how i like to imagine how it went down

lol

i can’t read the word “wicked” without saying it in a new england accent in my head

and then a recap of the red sox-yankees game last night, then mcnabb, then us w/ 1 min left
yeah right, you know they will talk about tiger woods interview for an hour
Tiger was the lead story this morning

over Opening Day with Yanks/Sox, Final Four, and McNabb…ridiculous

Tiger is a billion dollar industry. I mean 50% stop watching a sport b/c of him. Baseball has nothing on that.

Man, just saw Zambrano’s line…that’s pretty fucking rough. Cubbies are gonna have a hard time this year if he makes that a habit.

He has trouble with patient lineups

And we were very patient, from the first batter. Drives him crazy

Which makes me very, very, very happy.

Plus he was throwing nothing but fastballs. That’s why Heyward cranked that bomb out.

Yeah I don’t see them getting far this year. Although Zambrano won’t have to face Heyward every game so that’s a little advantage

8 runs in 1.2 IP, right?

1.1 IP, only 7 ER

though the error was his own

The Bears are going to need a touchdown, on-side kick, and quick field goal here if they want to beat the Falcons

I seriously hope we have the most runs scored for Opening Day game in 2010.

Eat that Phillies.

Yeah

Phils can suck it

i was looking around the SBN blogs

almost every one I went to had big discussions on Heyward’s first AB.

Some guy said “my roommate said he was hitting and i ran in the other room to the TV”

Why

is Wags up

Same kind of questions we always had about the use of the BP last year, hopefully he won't be used

McLOUTH


… and walk #8.

Every time they show Heyward’s parent’s reaction to his HR my eyes start to water.

did you get smashed by a huge beer can?

Haha. Men should act like men.

we're men...we're men in tights--tight--tights

Wasn’t that Chapelle’s first role? Achoo.

OK, so who *doesn't* have a walk?

Escobar and Heyward I think. Other than that everyone

And they've done OK

9 RBI

Oh I’m not complaining haha

Prado
Escobar
Heyward

Prado, Yunel, Heyward, pitcher’s spot.

Prado got plunked too, so that’s kind of a walk

Right. Just doesn't show up on the stats on ESPN3.

Prado, Esco and Heyward

Braves scored 735 runs last year

They already have 15 this year.

On pace for 2430
Why change pitchers again? It's not likely they can come back and score 10 or more runs in the 9th to win?!?
So this whole day is awesome

Man, ABC’s Dan Harris is totally busting some ass on a hidden-camera investigation. I mean, BASEBALL!

INFANTE… nails his foot for strike one.

come on big O

give me one.

the double meaning in this is amazing
glad someone caught it

too bad he was a dud

Home Run in First Career At-Bat

Jason Heyward Atlanta 04-05-2010

Jordan Schafer Atlanta 04-05-2009

Its their density…I mean, destiny….to man 2/3 of our OF for 15 years.

I start the hype: Freeman in 2011?

Can you even imagine

I’ll vote for him.

nice back to the future reference =)

You’re as useless as a screen door on a battleship!

that's a screen door on a submarine, ya dork

;)

Why don’t you make like a tree…..and get outta here.

you IDIOT

it’s make like a tree, and leave. you sound like a damned fool when you say it.

—All right, then LEAVE!

That sequel was abysmal.

the problem was Jennifer got in the DeLorean @ the end of the 1st

SILENCE! He had a hoverboard!

i was so convinced those were real

Ha, I’m an idiot…I was thinking Boondock Saints

You know…Boondock Saints and Back to the Future as sooooo close in plot and character development I can understand the confusion…

FU buddy, they have the same quote minus the F word

16-5 kiddos

this is amazing.


on groundout to first.

Please not Wags

Im begging you Bobby. Meds or JoJo are g2g.

He will to get those first appearance jitters out of the way
Braves

are averaging 2 runs per inning so far. That’ll work

NICE JOB by Theriot to get foul by Melky.
END INNING.

I believe the 16 runs are more than what we had combined for the 1st half of last year

this has been awesome

So, I'm watching the game with my 5 yr old

who has been to many more G-Braves games than Atlanta Braves games. He says, “When is Chipper going to get into his G-Braves costume?”

He means this one, of course:

You’re a bit confused, son. I think we need to take you to a few more games at Turner field.

hahahah thats great

LOL! More briefing needed.

Props to FW for putting this team together!

KJ grounds out again

sh1t.

i really want him to rebound

He will…mostly. Mostly.

FML

Really, Bobby?

.....and, it's Wagner
Wagner for the ninth.

Today has been so good – our A/C went out and we didn’t mind.

Of course we’ll call and bitch at the Heating/AC guys tomorrow – but for today – all is well.

My fiancee just said:

“Heyward looks like a truck”

accurate

shes a keeper

Before everyone jumps off a bridge. This is a good thing that Wags is pitching. He still needs to shake off the TJ rust

Yeah, I'm Ok with it too....just like another ST inning for him

I don’t want this game to end

I'm okay with Wagner in the game...

Get everyone psyched by showing our best guys.

97 mph and he pulls it foul??

Frank says, "WOW."
Man

what a pitch by Wags

… and then whiffs badly on the 83mph curve!!!

Every time I think of Billy Wagner, I hear snippets of the Ring Cycle.


Skied to Prado.

So far our bullpen

has been ridiculous. 2.2 IP, 4 SO, 0 H, 0 BB

...and 1 H since the 3rd if I heard correctly

First time in a long time (since Smoltz) I felt good about a guy coming in the 9th to close the door.

Great Job Braves!!!
That slider is filthyyyy

Wagner = NASTY

Regarding this decisive WIN today...

Thank you sir(s)…may I have another?

FINAL SCORE - BRAVES WIN

SORIANO… 1 and 2 count…

Woooohooo

that was fun

Well done. A wonderful start to the season.

Ballgame!
and what a game it was!

Wow. All around wow.

Opening Day Screamer!

More of this plz
And....BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE....
Oh God...

love that vid

Like like like

ummm why are our 3 best pitchers coming in right here? can someone tell bobby that we have an 11- run lead please?

really?really?

off day tomorrow...get some big-league, opening day work
ok. good call.

that makes sense.

Ball game! 16-5 son!

Its been a pleasure everyone.

Glad to share this with the gang!

Sanchez Select, if you’re reading this, Escobar was definitely an over draft in the 6th round…./eats words

Awesome

haha, I've missed this

Great day everyone. Couldn’t have asked for a better start

It's been great everybody, enjoy your evenings!
Ditto,

I can’t wait for Wed.

I think we might have to up the projected wins number just a little bit.

162?

Ok, the PREDICTED wins then.

90 seems a bit low after what we saw today. :-)

Buck Bellue

Had them down for 98. I thought it sounded optimistic as hell.

After today, I’d say 100+…..but I guess 16 runs will inflate expectations a little bit.

Best Opening Day since '97...amIright?
Today has that game beat, imho!
I say let's do this again on Wednesday!

Why the hell is there an off day tomorrow?
because MLB scheduling is stupid.
oh god

so we have tomorrow off but then have a game at 7pm thursday night and then fly 6 hours to San Francisco.

/facepalm

Supposed to be in case your home opener gets rained out, you can play it the next day.

OH, and I have to mention this….mlb.tv, how did I ever live without you in my life?

Man missed most of the game

Damn work awesome win

A day of grief for the cubs pitching staff.

all the relievers pitched too besides Marmol

Heyward being interviewed :)
He is so cool...

Six run innings twice in the game… plus a pair of deuces.

Will the Cubbies even show up Wed.?!?
Was that Brian Jordan

Who speculated that wins in April MIGHT JUST BE as important as wins in September?

Technically,

it isn’t, at least this year. Because of the late start to the season there are fewer games in APR

Well

If you’re talking about W-L record. But a win is a win is a win. It doesn’t change.

Brian Jordan is atrocious. He needs to go STAT.

Does anyone believe Tiger when he says

He’s never done a drug in his life. I call BS.

Technically….alcohol is a drug.

awesome win

Lowe is really lucky we scored runz for him.

Really quick...

I bet Gondeee starts the game recap with either “Wow, Whew, or Man what a day.” U’ll see… lol

16 runs, 12 hits, 8 walks (and 8 K’s), one hit batter. Collectively hit for the cycle with 2 HRs.
Cubs got ZERO hits off of the bullpen. Overall, 7K’s, 3 walks.

We’re good.

I'm disappointed

We only got 8 runs after Zambrano left.

Yeah…this team blows. lol

“Most runs scored by Atlanta Braves on opening day” (FSS)
Heyward: “3rd Brave with HR in 1 AB”

I thought this was opening day? 11-run diff...was that the cubs' AAA team?

Not sure what to do with the rest of my evening, haha

Tomorrow is really going to suck.

I got 2 hours of ‘24’ tonight… following 3 hours of ‘22’

next 48 hours actually...
Holy (base)balls

I opened TC and si.com’s Braves homepage when i got home from school. I got the biggest surprise of my life. WOW!!! What happened?!?!?!?!?! All I know for sure about this game is that Jason Heyward pulled a Jordan Schafer.

well, there’s around 2100+ posts to review,,, a little much to summarize. ;]

I went to braves.com

to find out about the shot. The link was titled “Heyward adds to legend in first at-bat” The first thing that I thought of was the Schafer bomb, because that’s what the headline was a year ago, Opening Day.

Heyward shot coming up on Sportscenter in just a minute.

ill never get tired of watching that highlight.

it's like watching your first porn

overall i consider that game a success.

Missed most of the game. (Damn job)
 
Moylan, Saito, and Wagner looked outstanding. That 83 mph changeup from Wagner was just unfair after a few 97 mph fastballs. If he does that all year long, we’re going to be in awfully good shape.
 
Cubbies early Christmas wishlist: A reliever who can throw strikes

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