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Open Thread 4-16: Braves vs. Rockies #2

2 innings down. 7 runs for the Braves. DLowe was very lucky in the 1st inning and great in the 2nd inning.

Oh, and everyone besides Nate McLouth has a hit.

Bottom of the 5th. Our offense is alive, scoring 8 runs on 11 hits. Derek Lowe got a ton of run support and continues to be one of the biggest $60MM dollar busts in Braves history.

Everyone on the Braves has a hit.

Discuss.

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Another quick inning here would be cool…

AWESOME THROW BY ESCO!!

Your basic 5-6-3 put out

Oh, Yunel

I love you.

Wow

Good job Escobar!

that

was an impressive play.

esco can stay now. all is forgiven

Let's

whip dat Rocky ass! Go Braves! lol

WHOA

5-6-3… Don’t see that every day

WOW

that’s gotta be a webgem

Nice start to the thread... with a hellua

dang typo – hellua helluva

Anyone else think

Chipper did that on purpose?

BIG K. 2 down.

Sit yo ass down, Corpas!

Hahahah

Lowe throw a 2-2 breaking ball to the relief pitcher. Funny.

Who is this guy pitching?

I don't

know but he needs to give me the winning lottery numbers this week. lol

Lowe

breezing along now.

lol wake up Mac.
Let him rest

they got in really late last night.

I don't know

We might need him to pinch hit later.

Only if Lowe melts down

McCann taking it all in

Is that… what CHIP said?

well played

I kind felt bad saying it – I love Heap – but figured it was worth it.

Nope. Too busy cleaning off his knuckles.

I'm gonna go eat...

but I’ll be back soon and with the thread in my thoughts.

I already

miss your musk, Scott.

Dexter Fowler-

That nerdy kid in high school that captained the chess team, or black Major League Baseball player?

child scientist

He’s the smartest boy you’ve ever seen! Dee Dee blows his experiments to smithereens! There is doom and gloom and things go boom, in Dexter’s Lab!

Isn't there a running joke about guys like him?

Guys with names that defy racial expectations? I swear there’s a blog somewhere that keeps track of them.

Bill Simmons has a list of those names.

On the other hand, fuck Bill Simmons.

I like the way you think

Was it Simmons?

Whoever it was, I found it amusing.

Matty Diaz, for example.

Marcus Giles was another.

the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars

There you go

Thanks.

i'm liking this game

its really making this presentation I’m working on not so bad

1-2-3 inning for D. Lowe!

Groundout to Odarp to end things quietly.

Question of the night

Is Bobby going to bring Moylan in to pitch the 7th inning?

he better not

esp. if lowe still has a shutout through 6

Silly...

Starters can’t pitch more than 6 innings. Bobby Cox said so.

oh well if bobby cox said it

i trust his judgment…

didn't corpas

used to be the rockies closer?

Briefly

19 saves in 2007

He was in April 08 and 09 as well

Lost his job to Fuentes and Street

Great outing for Lowe so far

Was just admiring that graph.
So basically

high point of the game for the Rockies was when a guy singled in the first inning.

Lowe is actually doing a great job. The Lowe of 2008 end of the season. Reason #1 why i hate contract year players.

BOTTOM THIRD.

Lowe up.

We need mclouth to get a hit

get his confidence back up

He listened to you.

Lowe's average leading off an inning isn't too far off from Melky's.
I missed the first inning, does smoltzy not know how to score a game? LOL
It's been a running joke in his broadcasts

He clearly isn’t very good at it

Practice makes perfect.

He got used to just mentally recording 0s from all his years of pitching games.

He’s Scorecard Challenged.

Probably…too busy playing them for 20 years to be good at it.

fish got a run off of halladay

If there was any doubt about Philly fans, Im sure you heard the story from the game yesterday

So gross. That poor little girl.
I live in Phila...

Even here they’re calling for his head

yea mclooooooooooooth
McLouth with a single!
Hey!

Nate with a nice rip to center for a 1B! Sweet

Little Mac with a shot

The curse is broken? Has he turned a corner?

Maybe mclouth and melky will start hitting

:-)

start keep hitting

Let's get Diaz into this game

I think this game might bust all of our slumps.

That was not a strike!

I almost thought Prado got hit like Omar last year.... Whew.
Marteeen needs to get his batting average back up...

It’s shamefully low. He’s fallen below the Prado Line.

Come on Nitram! Keep battling!

why isn’t prado on espn’s list for hitting streaks?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/hittingstreaks

because Atlanta doesn't exist in their universe

Jeter, Jeter, A-Rod, Papi, CC, Joba, Manny, Manny, Manny, etc

Looks like it's old.

Don’t tell them – it’s a secret.

So

For the Beat the Streak on Sunday, I’ve definitely got Prado against the lefty Smith.

So, I just clicked on the new thread link, and there are already 100+ comments!

let's all pat ourselves on the back!
We're very enthusiastic today!
prayyyyyydoooo
PRADO IS SO AWESOME

I know a lot of you want to have Heyward’s babies. Can I have Prado’s babies?

Can you be any hotter?

only if you're

Emmanuelle Chriqui

she’s pretty hot, but I prefer Martin, in a non man on man action kind of way

you just keep telling yourself that

;)

A

Prado is a BEAST!

what a great swing he put on that ball
Friggin' Nitram!
For the sake of me...

Wheres the nickname coming from?

Nitram Odarp is his name backwards.

Well, I feel dumb. Thanks.

The Ohman intro, right?

Prado on another planet right now

He’s as hot as any play I have seen in a long time.

Did you read that he said he doesn't feel good at the plate at all right now?

ha, really?

Yeah. It was on the Braves website today. I just laughed.

he’s just fishin’ for compliments

i want

to be in a threesome with prado and heyward.

please tell me your female
uh.....................

i think he’s completely male…

and hetero

who’s on top?

Holy crap

Prado has 10 2-strike hits already. Ridiculous

They're IBB'ing Chipper....ROFL

MOAR BASES LOADED!!!

this game is a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5D07c0dJuQ

I see I’m the only person playing cheesy party music in the background tonight.

Because Hinske has shown he can’t hit tonight….

I'd like to repeat

loading the bases is NEVER a good idea. Let’s hope we make them pay

I get what they are doing though – trying to set up teh DP…but Escobar doesn’t hit until AFTER hinske!

They’re gonna get DP’d alright…

no that guy who said he’d be in a threesome with prado and heyward is

Bases loaded 3 straigh innings. Wow.

I wonder what the record is

for most bases-loaded PAs in 1 game?

Can I transfer my Hinske/GS guess to this inning?

i'll allow it

Thx… but 0 for 2. :P

There’s always next inning…

LETS HIT A GRANDSLAM

DONT MESS WITH HINSKE :-)

FISTED

that ball outta play

Nice Hustle, Hinske!

HINSKE BEATS THE THROW!!

RBI…

Smoltz: I remember when Kelly Johnson came up and was 0 for Aweful!

HAHAHAH!

6 rbis already for hinske

off the bench….wow.

looked out to me
Think he was safe

Seeing the second view from third base camera, but it was VERY close.

A firstbaseman would have stretched enough to get that out.
replay

looks like he might’ve been out

Oooh

Just BARELY beat it out.

Good look on the replay.

The team sure seems happy to be back on the east coast.

Or happy that Lowe is pitching…

Or happy that Lowe is on the east coast!

Home “cooking” does it every time. ;-)

Is that what a female declared?

works for my guy

the team

was pretty good the last 2 nights, too

Not this early in the game though, sans the Prado homer in the first yesterday.
that's a great sinker
Love taxing the bullpen in the first game of a series
Inning over...

another rally killer! BOOOO!! BRAVES SUCK SO MUCH!! CAN’T SCORE MORE THAN 8 MEASLY RUNS IN THE FIRST 3 INNINGS!! BOOOOOO!!!!

WORSE TEAM

EVAR

*BLURSE. TEAM. EVAR.

FTFY

hopefully

lowe can go 7+ and we can give the BP a rest

5 LOBS
TERRIBLE
A good team with D Lowe pitching

would have at LEAST 12 runs

END OF THE THIRD

Batting practice over…. 8-nuttin’

Todd Helton owns his own Ford dealership?

Jason Heyward owns his own Todd Helton dealership.
Astros scored two runs today

If Heyward has a 4 RBI night, he would have as many RBIs as they’ve scored runs as a team. Pujols has 15 RBIs, so he just needs one.

Unfortunately, Heyward is a slacker who has no RBIs tonight.

Well, give him a break – Esco keep ending the inning in front of him.

If he's going to contend for the MVP

He really needs to start driving himself in.

Plenty of time

only the 4th

Anyone know if....

They opened up the gold lot for people other than season ticket holders yet?

Ford-driven into right field.

Robinson wore #5 with the Monarchs.
Hi all.

Just got home from my first date in 3 years. Who are these guys running around in our jerseys and where have tehy been all year? (besides the first game)

The first thread is awesome…worth scanning to enjoy.

That good huh? I’ll check it out after tgames over.

First date in 3 years?

Congratulations and I’m sorry?

How did it go?

Thanks. Me and my fiancee of 3 years called it off a few months ago. My brother’s gf tried setting me up with one of her friends but this chick was really, really boring., She spent like a half hour trying to explain to me why Jersey Shore is so awesome after I told her I had never seen it.

I saw Snooki from the Jersey Shore on Spring Break.

Is that the short tramp who got punched dead in her ugly ass face?

that was rude

punching her in the face or calling her ugly?

Discussing Jersey Shore

Sorry. Wont happen again.

Not to judge but… the fact it’s Friday night, 9pm and you’re here… her abilities to intrigue you were limited.
Sorry dude.
Hey – but we’re kicking Rockies ass! Does that help?

I know. I am disappointed too. But if there are any single guys out there into Jersey Shore and live around Huntsville, I got just the chick for you.

I really hope Helton becomes a member of the HOF.
He'll

have to deal with the anti-Denver bias… I think he’s probably going to end up being deserving, though. His road stats are still pretty fierce

I've

always liked Helton. I got two of his rookies cards.

He's an alum of my high school.

Classy guy. Our old field was named for him.

He's very borderline, actually

I mean, he was kind of old coming in-his first full season was his age 25 season. I don’t know if he’s done enough, considering that he’s probably only got a year or two left.

so uh

is he going? I think he’s going.

He's not going...

He’s gonna get a tongue lashing for missing signs!

3-2 to Helton…. juuuust missed down the 1st baseline.

DOUBLE PLAY - 6-4-3.

Seis-Cuatro-Tres!

Sientate!

Someone paid attention in Spanish class

Es divertido hablar en Espanol.

yes it is

El nino Puerto Riqueno y Jose saben que estoy hablando sobre.

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

POSIBLEMENTE!

Perdon?

I thought that meant possibly.

No. You got that right. Goood Spanish sir.

Gracias!

Me gusta la lengua

You eat cow tongue?

Haha, cow. It tripped me out when I learned there was a conquistador named Cow Head.
Cabeza de Vaca.

“lo es posible,” quiero

No me divierte! :)

The universal translator seems to be malfunctioning

Tulow

Full count again…. gets one through into center.

This is random

but I was looking through some old baseball cards earlier and I have a Derek Lowe rookie card. lol

Im debating in my mind

Whether that would be worth anything…

maybe a dime
I doubt

it’s even worth a dime. lol 1 cent would be about right.

I'm

gonna be super rich when I sell that baby. lol

the 98 score?

Yeah

how did you know? You got one too?

yeah I have that entire set….in multiples..they are pretty much worthless

there goes the shutout

RBI double from Hawpe

LOWE SUCKS

I KNOW RIGHT

HE’S SO AWFUL

Rut Roh… 8-1 double from Hawpe.

Well hell. Shoutout foiled.

and just when lowe had an ERA of sub-3.5

he gives up a run

T-Minus 10 to epic implosion...?
Erm.
Chronic pessimism got to me there for a little bit. Gotta take my meds.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG

Joe just said Hawpe was “one of the very best right fielders in baseball”!!! Really?!?! He is literally the worst OF defensively. He is worse than Dunn!

hmm

maybe offensively is what he meant?

Nope

He was saying this as an addendum to talking about his hitting, as in “AND he’s a good fielder too”

maybe Joe just doesn’t know what he’s talking about

Apparently not.

I miss Boog.

we all

miss boog

no we don’t. why is everyone kneeling at his mantle? he wasn’t very good.

I loved Boog and Joe together. They fed off each other and it was very entertaining.
Joe and John are gonna be just as great or better I believe. Wish they were on FSS instead of Chip.

+1

on that 3rd sentance

sentence

Hey now – I’m the one having Tequila. No misspelling for you!

how thoughtless of me!

it shan’t happen again

....and you're a teacher.
and it was a typo

notice i corrected myself, mister QUACK?

Quack Quack, go Ducks.

quackquackQUACKQUACK mister ducksworth!

I prefer the fourth sentence.
Well, he's not worse than Dunn

But he’s not very good.

The numbers disagree

but the numbers have a lot of wiggle room I suppose

Lowe gets the strikeout to end the inning

His 5th in 4 innings…

Subway is the greatest thing created since Jason Heyward.

Pretty sure

that Subway predates J-Hey

Read the Heyward Bible, son

Nothing predates Heyward.

haha

I was gonna say something similar to this.

I thought the Big Bang created Heyward…..or was it the other way around…

He had Chinese the night before.
i've always wondered

do foreign tourists get confused walking into an american subway and finding food instead of transportation services?

I doubt that Subway is purely an American enterprise. In fact, I know they have them in places like France.

The UK has them.

Sandwich

is an international term. So I imagine they’d be unsurprised

OK

Lowe gets out of it. No big deal. He can give up 1 run each inning and we’ll be just fine

Are these correct? All swinging?

Heyward wanted to ground out...

Only possible explanation.

He granted mercy upon the Rockies.

He wanted to see Willie Nelson on Larry King Live

Jose Vidro Stats

1997 Expos to 2008 Mariners.
145 GIDP in his career. Peaked at 21 in 2007. Typical avg year: 16.

All time leaders:
(but of course these guys played a long time)
Cal Ripkin (350).
Hank Aaron (328)
Carl Yaz (323)
Dave Winfield (319)
Eddie Murray (316).
Must have been fun watching Orioles games when Murray and Rip were both in the lineup.
Honorable mentions: Jim RIce, our friend Julip Franco, Pudge Rodriguez, Harold Baines, Rusty Staub.

Wow

Those are some great names on that list.

GIDPs, like RBIs, are very situational. Get a lot of ABs with runners on, and you’ll hit into a lot of double plays unless you’re a real speedster.

Well yeah

I think the big thing is that it’s a longevity list. All those guys at the top played forever

almost all of them HoF
Direct TV Update

So, the Installer just got here, and informed me that he was not told to bring any hardware for me to get local channels, or the second DVR that I was told over the phone that I would get.

After calling up the Customer Support, he handed the phone off to me. They told me in order to get what I wanted (Local channels on 3 tvs and DVR on 2) that it would be an extra $250. I told them that I am going to thank the installers for coming out, and give Dish Network a call and tell them to turn my service back on.

FUCK DTV!

hahaha
  1. in customer service my ass.

And this is all after telling me that I would be able to get those exact things at no charge.

well, that certainly didn’t work out!

Nope. You would think that from a customer service perspective AND a business perspective that they would waive the $250 charge and get nearly $2,400 over the length of the contract, instead of getting nothing.

yup.

pretty stupid.

I’d bet if you talked to the right person and were persistent enough, you could get that taken care of.

Too late now. I am a Dish customer again.

Sounds fishy… thought they had a better deal than that going on. I do know the extra DVR was at least $100, though.

For the HDDVR, yes, but I just asked for a standard, and was told it was free.

i have Comcast at the house

and they’re legit. If i have a problem they just take my word for it and fix it free of charge…unless I broke something myself (like a remote that i dropped off a balcony lol.)

How was supper?

yummy

i had fried rice and egg drop soup

Sounds good.
I made tacos tonight.

i love homemade tacos

do you use the old el paso taco seasoning mix?

Yep and instead of water I mix it with Picante sauce and extra cayenne and simmer the meat for at least an hour.

Subway is amazing. And if fills you up for the rest of the night without being too expensive/

five

five dollar.

five dollar foot-long

Jeez, are you on their payroll or sumtin?
….I could go for a footlong Feast tho.

well 5 bucks for a big ass sandwhich with all their veggies and stuff is worth it to me. and then just hit up a gas station for Chips and a drank.

Haha. Gotta love the south,

drank.

Great, I had the new Domino's pizza. It's not half bad.
i never had a problem with it

but i approve of the “new” recipe

They put parmesan and butter on the crust, like Mellow Mushroom. It's quite good.
Best dish @ MM

Bruschetta.
Simple delicious.

are you sure about the parmesan

as in, have you asked someone?

because i worked @ domino’s through college, and what i think they put on the crust is the exact stuff they put on cheesy bread with some butter-type substance

It's the new recipe.
i know...

and what i’m saying about the “new” recipe is that it seems as if they use the same seasoning on the crust as they do on the cheesy bread with a buttery-type glaze.

but i do think parmesan is part of the new cheese mix on the pies

new sauce for sure, too

There are actually visible pieces of parmesan on the crust now.
ahh i haven't looked that closely
That's weird, I think the installers are independent contractors though

so sometimes the details can be lost in the fray. And the person you talk to when setting it up is a salesman, and after they sell you they turn you over to the technicians or whatever. All in all, it’s still a cable/satellite company so there’s gonna be problems, but the packages are unbeatable.

i don’t think all installers are independent contractors

Melky strikes out

but still gets on base. Hilarious

Maybe things really are turning around for him now.

Melky

has the weirdest ways to get on base.

lol

all of a sudden, melky is an OBP monster

Don't think that reaching on Ks affects OBP

But someone would have to help me out with that.

Nope, only hits, walks, and HBPs.

Has anyone heard anything

On Jordan Schafer

He’s still wearing Ed Hardy T-shirts.

I heard he started BP last week.

After sitting out for a couple weeks. No newer news though.

I got the Know How question right. I’m a fountain of useless knowledge

So like grade school all over again?

But are you Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
I'm as smart as a tenth grader.

Since that’s what I am.

ah

but that does not answer the question

I actually am Smarter than a 5th Grader

I’d have won a million dollars on that show at least two or three times.

I don’t think i ever learned some of those 5th grade questions though….they are crazy

I know most of the answers, but I definitely didn’t know them as a 5th grader, that’s for sure.

well

that’s probably why you’ve never been on the show

honestly

that’s the easiest show to win

I may not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I bet I could kick the shit outta a whole class of ’em.

....and that's why YOU'VE never been invited on the show.

I’d never seen so many lawyers in teh same room at the same time.

Crap

Just realized I forget to get Chipper in my line-up today for my OBP league.

Not that it’s too bad-I had Cuddyer instead and he’s got two RBIs.

Woah.

Gerald McCoy is on Sportscenter. He is talking without moving his lips. This is amazing.

A quick inning here would be nice.
psshh

no it wouldn’t

silly me

its DLowe.

In other news..

A Braves equipment manager commited suicide today. Heyward asked him where was his #42 jersey and the man was so ashamed he wasn’t able to abide the master, he impaled himself with a broken bat, samurai-style.

Hinske boots one

I take back all the nice things I said about him

Lowe shaving runs?

Damnit get Medlen warming up. PLEASE.

I don’t wanna use Wags, Saito and Moylan for the 3rd night in a row.

Hmm, decisions decisions. Go swing the bat off the tee some, or watch the game.

christ Lowe, get your shit together.

Lowe's will be Lowe's...
LOWE

SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSs

Vomit time.

Wow, Lowe is so bad sometimes!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

we may be up 4 now, but

FUCK

The ‘Derek Lowe Win’ is alive and well.

Party’s over

AWWW Crap.

Lowe… Trying his hardest to get a DLW tonight

His WPA is still positive though

so he’s not there yet… And I hope he doesn’t get there either.

that’s solely because we spotted him 8

Derek Lowe is a piece of shit.

Lowe = drama.

Always brain numbing drama.

i feel like we’re in the middle of a high school girl gossip session whenever DLowe pitches.

Anyone remember me calling the DLW on the first thread???
i don't think

that’s a skill. a caveman could do it

But I saw past the smoke an mirrors that were the first 4 innings!
fair enough, haha

All I ask for is a drama-free DLowe start…and this shit happens.

See my comment above. Never happens.

At least they did the rally killer… one out.

How did the score get to 8-4?

I was doing something else. That was my bad.

I keep remembering that awful game against the Mets last year when he blew like a 6 or 7 run lead.

It was the Phillies

and be quiet.

Vasquez started the game we blew against the Phils….do some research.

We never blew a 6 or 7 run lead to the Mets last year

The only game we blew of that degree was game 3 vs. the Phils. And you also didn’t specify anything Lowe related.

you be quiet

right now. that hurt just thinking about it.

This had better be D-Lowe’s last inning!

the luxury of run support
Derek Lowe: IT NEVER FAILS

What the fuck…where is this coming from.

from the beard of Zeus Lowe

Was that Tennessee Ernie Ford?

Helton’s walkup music…16 tons.

Or were my ears tricking me?

Well, he is from Tennessee.

Makes sense.

UT QB before Peyton.

He grew up about 5 minutes from where I live

was he there during the Peerless Price/ Jamal Lewis era?

Get Meds up now!

is anyone warming up?

We can only hope so.

Derek Lowe is trying to make it a close game so he can get the DLW!

derek lowe

trying his hardest to give b-wags a save opportunity

Tip of the Day: Bacardi makes DLowe's performances bearable.

Straight Tequila shots works too.

Old Crowe Dry Bourbon.

The finest liter of whiskey $9 can buy.

Cazadores – $40 and worth every penny.

That the bottle with the stag on it? Or some kind of antlered animal IIRC

Yep.

Ya, that is good stuff. Unfortunately I am drinking on a budget atm.

88 pitches…one more from Lowe

i think bobby runs him out for one more

Lowe has to go to at least the 7th inning. Save the bullpen.

this

or medlen and chavez

Do we really have him under contract for 2 more seasons? I don’t think I can take it!

If he goes 22-0. I think somebody would want him.

i'm sure we'll find a way to trade him to the yanks

At least he’ll pitch brilliantly the last season we have him – contract year. He’s going to be trying for one last big pay day before he’s too old to pitch anymore.

8-4?

wow, superfuck

He looked good early

idk what happened :’(

i never thought it was over

the Rockies are a solid offensive club.

more runs?

aka new thread?

the rockies have a really good offense
Joe Biden

Pitching for the Rockies.

This is a big Fuc**** deal

2 innings down. 7 runs for the Braves. DLowe was very lucky in the 1st inning and great in the 2nd inning.

Oh, and everyone besides Nate McLouth has a hit.

GO BRAVES.

Discuss.

this should be amended

Good try Nate.

Make the defense work

every position player in the lineup has exactly 1 run
That is sweet.
A result of batting around

The only guys who didn’t reach base that inning were Lowe and McLouth, and everyone but those two scored.

Chase Utley hit ANOTHER home run. Holy crap
and halladay is on his way for his second CG damn

Love that guy. Wish he wasn’t a Phil.

Utley, Nelson, and surprisingly Carlos Marmol are keeping my fantasy team afloat. EVERYONE else is either on the DL or rerally really blowing right now.

my team is el suck.

I know why Nate is struggling.

His favorite show 24 was canceled. He is in a funk b/c of it.

It’s bad when you’re up by 4 and you feel the need to call for Rally Caps.

Prado tied for the most hits (Braves) through 10 games at 19...

Tied with Deion Sanders. That wow’d me.

prime time, my man

ahhh ball 4 prayyyydo

he hit the ball real hard

even that was hit on a line

We had better score some more runs tonight…..the Rox are capable of putting up a lot more on the board.

"phraseology" - Smoltz
He did that on purpose

And made fun of his “thirdiary” comment in the process.

I know. It’s still amusing, because of the “thirdiary” and “irregardless”

phraseology

is actually a word. So that’s a fail.

Perhaps I accidentally spelled it correctly, then.

Because the word he pronounced is not the correct pronunciation of a valid word.

“Thats cause I’m an expert in…nameology!”

Name that movie. (One of the most overrated movies ever in my opinion. The sequel was even worse.)

Boondock Saints.

You win a generic compliment.

Good job, big guy.

I thought the first one was awesome. Sequel was on of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Chipper doing his best Andruw impersonation

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Chipper taking inventory again before getting up.

Quick sit for Chipper.

Smoltz: 3.5 on the landing
Hilarious.

3.5 on the landing.

lol

Fuck yeah Chipper!

I CALLED IT!

fuck yea!

I guess he’s okay, then.

Thread explosion in 3...2...1.
Chip

needs to bat righty from now on

Chipper es el mejor!!

Surprised with the RH power from him so far in the year

JACK by Chipper!

That commercial remains immortal
Easily the best baseball commercial

of all time.

Chipper

hits a HR despite getting his front foot caught in the dirt. Wow

yeah, not a pretty swing

Haha...

Chip gets the silent treatment from the bench,

That is one of the best moves you can do.

So funny.

Remember when they did that to Frenchy so he started high fiving himself? Classic moment.

Always cracks me up

DLowe in the dugout

“Keep it up guys…im gonna need like 18 more of those.”

lol

Let’s oblige him

Prado - "Over the course of the season?"

Lowe – “Hahaha…. Funny Martin, funny.”

ROFL

D. Lowe on the mound in Coors South….are two dozen runs even enough?

His swing just looks so much better from the right side right now

Chipper Jones HR

Over or under 22.5 on the season

under for health reasons

all depends

on how many games he plays. If he stays mostly healthy, I’ll take the over. But that’s a big “if”

Tenth game, second homer… on pace for 32. Hmmmm… I say barely over.

Hahaha silent treatment never gets old.

I’ll say under

I really like Hinske's approach. So balanced
and right as i say that. Still.
Hahaha

As much as I dont like him, FYF did the best job on the silent treatments, patting himself on his bat and air-chest bumping himself.

He did that on every HR though…

5 innings, 2+ hours.

Are we sure this isn’t Yankees vs Red Sox?

great

Joe West is probably gonna bitch at us again

Get ready

For a pissed off ump.

Joe West is not happy that people score runs.

Did you see that he issued 14 walks in his last game??? And that fat bastard has the balls to complain about games taking too long, when he has one of the highest walk rates among umpires.

Wow

I mean, I totally agree that those games should be shorter… But that is some hilarious hypocrisy

The silent treatment on Chipper is hilarious. He just laughs on his way to the dugout and gives everyone the “rock on” sign.

lol

I liked how Heyward

kept his back to him. Probably couldn’t hide his smile

All the great stats aside, I think I’ll miss that shit-eating grin of Chipper’s most of all when he finally reties. Everytime I see it I just chuckle to myself.

and the Chipper glare gif

when Chipper lost his mind after BMac's triple

is the ultimate Chipper smile.

I always go back to that saved link when I need a smile.

Yes.

That and when he greeted Heyward after his first HR

WE’RE GOING STREAKING

Speak for yourself

I’m keeping my pants on.

hope you have girls to go with.

if only it wasn’t pouring rain up here

Just tell the ladies to wear white T-shirts.

juvenile

NOT ALLOWED ON TC.

Why can’t this site get Serious?

But, part of the attraction for cougars ;-)

I called one of my teachers a cougar today

she kicked me out of class. i couldn’t believe her.

Are you calling yourself a cougar?

Moi? I doubt I’d fit the definition.

Just sift through the juvenelia, there is some good statistical info in that statement.

Damnit. My writing is worthless now.

it always was

And yet, you somehow agree with most of it…

I approve of your pro-KJ propaganda

I’m taking my live thread blogging elsewhere

besides…I’m on here on a friday night….how many ladies could I possibly know? let alone lure into my moms basement?

girls?

what are those???

Those things you see on the internet with butts on their chests.

You

mean “Chesticles”….LMAO

TOP SIXTH INNING

9-4 for the chop-shoppers.

Anyone know the attendance?

A bit early yet for that.

not officially

but i’d guess 28,000 or so just looking at the crowd

LOLDiaz

can’t even keep a straight face

Mac was struggling too, had to put his hand over his face

Why the hell does he walk people with a 5 run lead? I mean seriously…

not like he’s doing it on purpose

Yeah

that was last start

Random thought from the end of last inning

For MLB The Show, it would be so awesome if they put in some radio Bobby audio clips in Braves’ games.

“C’mon Hins!” “’C’mon Chip!” “Let’s go Jeffrey!”

It’s just great.

haha

That would be amazing.

Great joke Smotlz...

lol

I’ll spell his name right the next time he tells a good joke

Lol, the crowd noise seemed to respond to that lame Smoltz joke.

Smoltzie jokes are the best

Smoltz

with a long, winding terrible joke

Oh crap.

I wonder if the John Smoltz jokes are gonna become a regular part of the show.

"Bear Left" was better

And that’s saying something.

Why is the stadium in San Fran so big? Cause the stands are full of giant fans.

You changed your sig?

indeed…thinking about changing it back already, ha

I kinda like Derek Lowe: It never fails

The double negatives arent not confusing me.

just smile and nod

I think he's only got 3...

So he’s probably just about tapped out now.

Him telling jokes will be the joke

Haha, its okay

after all he is John Smoltz

Friend listening to some radio broadcast in Colorado

Said the announcers broadcasted that the Braves were upset with Chipper so they wouldnt cheer for him and that we had team issues…. Hahahaa….

That’s pretty funny.

Srs?! thats awesome!

Lowe down and out.

5.1 IP…christ…

Who'd they put in?

I missed it before the commercial

96 pitches, 55 strikes. 3 ER, 5 K, 2 BB, 7 hits (1 HR). ERA now 4.67

and will probably have 3 wins after this game
PRAISE HEYWARD!!!

No more Lowe…until Friday.

That means no more runs…

oh yeah

Derek Lowe: It never fails.

Wouldnt it be Thursday? Or am I missing somehting?

no game monday.

Exactly...

oh, i’m dumbass. I thought it was Satuday. Yeah…so it would be Thursday

You’re not a dumbass, son. Keep your head up.

thanks daddy

Dont listen to your mother. Grow up! Quit that rying or I’ll give you something to cry about! Go get a job!

EOF finishes the 6th, after that who knows?

i'd like to see him take the 7th too

save the pen

him or let Chavez have a crack at it.

Chavez + Dunn

for the last 3 innings.

that would be fantastic.

This is why D Lowe is a winner

the team knows they will have to score plenty of runs when he’s on the mound so the offense is never complacent.

That or he keeps facing shitty opposing pitchers

Or more accurately

decent pitchers having shitty days

Well, he did face off against Zambrano opening day….

Are you saying

That Z is shitty, or that he’s decent? I honestly can’t tell

Big Z is a vortex of suck in my opinion.

Ah

Well, he’s not really that bad. He just implodes easily.

I think Lowe is battling against teams #5 starter. That is fine by me. KK can handle the Aces.

Hammel

is the Rox #4. Greg Smith is their #5. And Zambrano of course is the Cubs “#1” (really #3)

That is a repeatable skil

right?

Apparently it is.

He’s repeating it.

And here comes O'Flaherty
Would you guys be so kind as to spot us three runs?

It would make Friday night more entertaining and rewarding for us all.

I approve. Billy Wagner is on my fantasy team.

the Rox missed their chance with DLowe in the game. You gotta capitalize on that $60MM clown.

"Tripped, stumbled, deer meat went everywhere. Then he went on the DL."

haha, that story his great

Possibly my new signature lol
I still suspect it actually happened on the ATV venture prior to the walking up the stairs

Our scouting dept. is ridiculous….EOF was on the scrap heap and no one wanted him and he’s been great for us!

He was pretty awesome in 2007

Almost the same as last year in fact. Don’t know how we got him so easily.

1st and third – two outs.

Oooooh that was filthy.

Melvin Mora AND Jason Giambi…your 2003 American League Allstars

in fairness

those are their bench guys. Their starters are all young and good (or in the case of Helton) old and good. And all homegrown except Carlos Gonzalez

lol I know…its just weird seeing them on the bench….of the Rockies

True

especially Giambi. He’s the only NL player who needs to be in the AL more than Adam Dunn

This is a true statement

was Glaus an Allstar back then?

I would think so…he was WS MVP in 2002

To end the inning..

Very Nice.

Thanks, recycle from last year.
And, accidentally posted it on the other thread by mistake.
People are commenting there.

Tell them to come on over!

It’s a party!

I have an idea…

Now got something appropo for Moylan.

BOTTOM SIXTH. Esco / Hey / Melky

Nine to Four. Everybody has a hit. Everybody has a run (ex. pitcher’s spot).

I have this guys autograph card…. I like worthless pieces of cardboard

not worthless.

card + clothes pin + bicycle= faux motorcycle.

If only I didn’t outgrow my huffy 10 years ago

Heyward isn't leading off an inning?

No way!

Another righty to face Heyward

Oh yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

when will they learn????

hopefully, never

Heyward’s going yard at some point tonight!

no CG for halladay

his era’s finally above 1.00

Bound to happen

once he faced a real team.

I hope the Braves put his ERA over 3.00 when they face him.

he’s pitched against the Astros, Natinals and Marlins….oooooh.

C’mon BoSox. I have a Streak for the Cash W18 riding on you

I think most of us on the board could beat the Astros or Nats.

Escobar draws a walk, getting on base for Heyward!

Here comes the HR…

Another solid AB for Yunel

Lmao...

did you guys with the Rockies broadcast just hear some guy scream “OH MY GOD!!!”

He saw who was on deck?

lol

Did they just see Heyward for the first time?

I've got both going and couldnt tell where it came from

Belisle: Dude, I’m about to shit my pants!

Ianetta: It’s Ok.

Rockies announcers saying FYF hit a HR in his first PA.

Jesus, really?

why couldn’t he have learned to hit while he was still here? He was so stubborn. This can’t last, can it?

oh wait

you didn’t mean tonight, you meant of his career. nm

I was talking about as a Braves, which is wrong obviously.

Well, it was his first game

But, whatever.

Let's go Heyward

Loving it.

A "Lets go Heyward" chant...

Nice pitch….High cheese.

Heyward strikes out...
JayHey is too good for perfection.

thats not supposed to happen

Anyone excited for the Braves playing at Target Field?

I was always more of a Walmart guy myself, but sure.

+1 for you good sir.

That was like the first inside pitch Heyward has seen in a week.

That’s about right…

Really ripped that one Melk….

Heyward

setting up the rest of the league to think he is susceptible to high inside fastballs. Very machiavaellian.

Reverse psychology.
Ok y'all - new avatar for me - nobody's noticed.

Here are the shoes larger. What do ya think?

And, before you ask… size 7-1/2

lol, awesome
Where did you get them?

They are KEDS. I wear them to baseball games and they seem to get noticed.
They’re not very comfortable – recommend arch inserts if you get them.

Thanks!

I like them……

And, they are leather – and the stitching is just like on a baseball.

i’d wear em’

You got balls on yo' feets!

But very nice ones, at that

Marlins ralling in the 9th

Scored 2 already, second and third now with one out.

Man

that Philies ’pen is terrible. Definitely their Achilles heel

Yeah...

Halladay isn’t pitching those CGs because he’s good. He’s doing it because he HAS TO.

Outside of Madson

I wouldn’t want a single person from their pen in ours. Over ANYONE.

Yeah

now that Jo-jo is gone, anyway.

Those guys are all making big bucks too.

The Phillies bullpen is not very good.

And their bench sucks.

Maybin is up...

automatic strikeout.

oooh

infield single.

Baker up

Hanley on deck. Herndon is surely coming out at this point.

who the hell is David Herndon?

Another example of the Phillies crappy bullpen

Of course, they did have a 6 run lead in the 9th, so he’s probably just a mop-up guy.

I am still pissed at Direct TV.

go egg their local office tonight.

I think I am going to call them and bitch at them and see what kind of freebies they give me.

I bet anyone in here

that Dexter Fowler is a Brave at least once in his career.

Long term bet with no chance of being cashed in?

I’ll take it!

haha fair enough

The ump just killed that grasshopper!

Same pitch was a strike last inning

Umpire fail #7418 on the season

And another one on ball 2

Terrible. Has there been even one good ump so far?

i was about to say

Umpire fail #7419 on the season

we need robot umpires

I'd like it if they also had bad attitudes.

“Suck my transmission!”

A robot ump throwng out Bobby. Interesting mental image

jesus

is that Yao Ming on the mound?

He’s actually one 5’10…..Asians are notoriously small.

Pad save. Beauty.
THOSE ARE STRIKES.
Madson in to shut the door for Philly, now.
First and third, one out.

Let’s go Marlins, let’s go! 3-run HR to tie?

in play, run(s)

8-6 phils… 2 down.

Ground out

Hanley up, down 2, runner on first, two outs. Hanley can tie it with a HR.

Hanley single.

Cantu up with runners first and second.

or

DP to end it?

who knows!

another single…runners on 1st and 2nd for Cantu

Does Cantu have an RBI yet?

to extend his streak? if not, now’d be a great time

In play, out(s)

Cantu was completely overmatched, there.

wah wah wah

Oh well. Fun while it lasted

Phillies will have some problems over the next couple weeks, though.

And he broke the streak

Took a fastball, took a change up, both for strikes, and grounds out to short.

Ha!

It is Tennessee Ernie WIlliams!

For those of you who dont know, he was Johnny Cash’s contemporary competition.

I get it

Tennessee Ernie Ford, Todd Helton went to Tennessee

sorry, i just get really excited when I hear old country being played in public. Happens so rearely anymore.

"happens so rearely"

that’s what she missaid?

Sorry dude. Think you might be stretching it a bit for that one.

TWSS.

St. Peter don't you call me cause I can't go...

I owe my soul to the company store….Dee doo dee doo doodly deeeeeee

Another day older and what do you get?

Wow…I messed that up…

Phillies win

but who cares, right? I still think we have a better team with their shitty bullpen, rotation and bench.

+1

I’m glad we get them with no Rollins (Castro can’t hit… at all) or Blanton

and theres a good chance we get Moyer or Kendrick at least once.

8-2 now; fish are 6-5

let's see how they do

when they don’t send out halladay or play us

Hey

the Wookiee sound on a foul ball! First time I’ve heard it this year!

Damn Rockies...

9 – 5 now

Oh come on guys!

Let’s not make this difficult

Come on Eric – I got “things” to do and the text is getting blurry.

My thoughts exactly

6 beers down, so is that hitter. Thanks EOF!

9-5. what a way to make a livin’

Ahem…Bobby…get off your ass

Ah, come on EOF

end the ining.

To his credit

He retired the two lefties he’s seen, and allowed hits to the righties.

Further proving the LOOGY point.

Nice effort there Chip…LOL

We’re awfully good at the corners.

Apparently

O’Flaherty is going to pitch the last 3.2 innings.

Not the best attempt by the old man at 3B

I know, right?

He dived at all that stuff in the San Diego series – looked like he was going to kill himself. Yet, he doesn’t even try on that one?

still winded from his sb

Peanut butter fingers?

Oliver Perez showed up tonight vs. Carpenter… Now out of game with 1-0 lead.

sounds like a potential JVL

for Carp

Holliday hitting for him now – 2 on for StL.

Wow

Carp’s run was unearned. He has a +.224 WPA. That might be a record for a loss if he goes the distance

How are you getting up-to-the-minute updates on advanced stats?

go to

www.fangraphs.com

And Click “Scoreboard”

That site is unbelievable, can’t get enough

They keep adding stuff too

First splits, now more Def. stats. Great stuff

+/- right?

I was looking for it but couldn’t find it

It's under "advanced fielding"

the one that’s comparable to UZR is “DRS”

DRS? elaborate, please

Already did, above!

It’s just a combo of all the individual ways of saving runs defensively (double plays, throws, range, etc.)

No, I found DRS…I was just looking for +/- cause I remember Yunel was something crazy like +30 a year or two ago

DRS

is part of +/-

Sorry, I misunderstood the ?

Hmm…interesting. Need to brush up on my metrics apparently.

It is confusing

their glossary is not up to date

Yunel:

+12 and +13 the last 2 years

Interesting to see the difference in this UZR when compared to DRS

Yeah

like 80% of guys are fairly close, but some (like Yunel) are way off. I’d like to know why, but I don’t know the details of the methodologies

which stands for "defensive runs saved"
No

Has to be Pedro during his Expo years. He pitched a perfect game and it went into extra innings.

Did he lose it though?

If not, not JVL

Looked it up. No he didn’t lose. Fail on my part.

damn, 7 IP 10 K for Carp

yep. He’s on my fantasy. I wish he get some run support.

There you go

EOF allows a hit and a walk, both to Righties, and retires the two lefties he sees

Ahem

Three lefties.

In fact

He faced, what 8 hitters? He got 4 lefties out and got 1 righty out, and the other 3 righties all reached base.

Thanks Eric!

you racist.

Pffft. Tell the leprechauns to sue me.

And after 4+ shots, I should get bonus points for spelling that correctly.

lol

I think you can’t misspell that word if you’re drunk. It’s too Irish

I’m Irish and Native American – so I can DO it.

Samsies! Irish and Cherokee for me!

Brooksy PH for EOF.

I’d prefer Infante…he hasnt gotten a PH opportunity in forever

fuck this ump…that low strike has been off and on all night

St. Louis: bases loaded, 1 out. down 1-0 to Mutts. Lopez up.

i hate both teams

so i could care less who wins.

so you do care?

He could care a negative amount.
ah sorry

couldn’t.

i always do that.

I wanna kick the Mets harder

Nice GS for Lopez to get at the Mets. Carp off the hook.

Ground rule double for Conrad!
Conrad with a PH double?!

That’s new.

Yeah, pretty sweet though.

I like to be surprised that way.

There ya go Brooksy!
atta boy brooksy!
2 bags for Brooksy!
Come on Nate

bring him in.

damn

brooksy mightve gone for three if it wasn’t a ground rule 2b

there is something off

with this ump’s consistency

I always like how BC uses dirt like a gymnist uses chalk
Oh geez...talkin about Andruw on the Colorado broadcast

Andruw > Heyward

And what drugs are THEY on?

“he redefined his body”

Hahah!

I am loving these anecdotes from Smoltzie. I really like his non-professional charm. Its obvious he isnt an experienced announcer.

Part of the enjoyment.

wish I could listen

They did hire him to be a “color commentator”.

GS Felipe Lopez that's my man, that's my PR

Mets still finding a way to lose.

Two pitcher fail

Fernando Nieves loads the bases, Raul Valdes allows the slam.

There goes the JVL for Carp

And unless 2 of those runners are Perez’s, none for him either

Nate walks!

Two on…

Mets’ shutout just turned into a 3-run deficit

the funny thing

their #1 pitching prospect, Meija, who everyone wants to be a starter, was put in the bullpen by Omar…and he’s gotten rocked.

I read AA quite frequently (cause it makes me feel better), and they said that everyone in the front office wanted Meija to be a starter in the minors but Manuel was ADAMANT that he be in the bullpen.

I read AA quite frequently (cause it makes me feel better)

LOLOLOL

I’m thinking 3 run jack.

I’ll stop that ‘thinkn’ thing.

nate mclouth's OBP just reached "good status"

.375

lots of walks at least
SAFE AT FIRST!!

Runners on the corners, 2 out.

1st base ump is having an interesting night.

2 on for prado?

this is new

Hi everyone, just got it!

Another Braves Offense = DerekLoweWin?

not quite

he only gave up 4 of those

Lowe

had a positive WPA, so no DLW today. He gave up the runs too late to qualify.

Come on Cheeeeper

I’ll give you a high five if you get a hit here.

Man, Chipper is awesome

That was one nasty curveball, and he didn’t even offer at it.

14.3" break, according to GameDay
Thats a sick curve

3 hrs and just the 7th inning…..
Somebody must be scoring!

Ah hell...

That was lame…

That ball was 4 inches inside.

WHAT

That was 6-inches inside.

Pitcher definitely got bailed out on that call.

TW…ah nevermind.

lol

that’s a good one

i figured one of those was coming.

Frickin' UMP must have a date with that BS strike 3 calll on Chipper
Well in fairness

If he has a date, he’s already late. This game is taking forever

i really need to get some work done and its totally screwing me up

Damn - now I have the hicccups ...

ideas?

if you're with a bunch of people

“show” them your hiccups. Just go stand in front of a bunch of people and they’ll be instantly gone.

If not…take 3 more shots and forget about them.

No one but me, the hubby and the dog….(yeah. my life is exciting)

Shot 1 of 3…. I report back.

Totally relax…(i.e., turn off this game), exhale and stay that way for several seconds.
Repeat 4-5 times and that oughta do it.

hold your breath, drink water while holding your breath and then keep breathing until you can't keep

always works for me

hold your breath

that works for me.

I drink water upside down

Drink more alcohol until you are no longer concerned about pithy things like hicoughs.

Hubby had idea about how to hold your breath – it worked.
:-)

Woah. My mind is either in the gutter or in a wonderful, correct and right place.

drink till you can’t feel feelings anymore

TOP EIGHTH INNING.

EOF with 40 pitches in his 1-2/3rds.
9-5 and hanging on. MEDS in the game.

Strikes Meds...

IF we can pull this out with EOF, Meds and a guy like Chavez or Dunn, I’d be thrilled.

Yeah

no Moylan/Saito/Wagner please.

Just got home… another typical DLowe game eh?

not quite

he was pitching well when we scored most of the runs.

not quite

see above

haha

yeah BigG, so read the 2,100 comments before this one.

it's only like 2 or 3 up

but you got the gist

pitched out of trouble in the 1st, pitched like an ace in the 2nd and 3rd, then started running into trouble…so yes

oh /game/

yeah basically

Clever!

Meds….a caduceus, I get it. very clever!
I reccomend this graphic!

Medlen is so nasty

why

don’t the broadcasters use computers to keep score? is it just tradition or something?

Have you seen Smoltz around a computer?

… it’s not pretty

not much better

with paper

But at least he can use a pencil

Imagine him trying to find the program and opening it

MEDS!

When Kimbrel gets up here in a few months…oh my.

Meds
CK
Chavez
PeMo
EOF
Saito
Wags

Chalk.

Fly out, 1-2-3 inning for Medlen

So how long until it is acceptable to begin rosterbating.
Cause I have a bit of a buildup I feel I need to get out there.

i find rosterbating right before bed to be extremely cathartic

BOTTOM EIGHTH. 9-5.

Last time for the home sticks.

What inning is it?

Alright guys...take your pick

you get a P, IF and OF.

Would you rather have Hanson, Esco and Heyward

OR

Ubaldo Jimenez, Tulo and Carlos Gonzalez

?

Jimenez, Tulo and CarGo
What? Are you crazy?

Hanso/Esco/Heyward!!

Carlos Gonzalez is going to be a stud tho. Not on Heyward’s level, but a level or two below.

Hanson, Esco, Heyward

anything with heyward

maybe I'm biased

but I like our guys more on all counts. Esp. Heyward over Gonzalez (he’s good, but he’s no Heyward)

Tulo over Esco?

I love me some Crazy Cuban, but Tulo is a monster.

Esco is just as good

when you take away park effects

This is false

Last year, Tulo had a 135 wRC+. Escobar was 120

Look at their splits

Esco > Tulo on the road. There’s really no doubt about it. See link below

This makes no sense at all to me

Home games count too. There a reverse Coors effect (It is difficult to hit a hard breaking curve when you’ve seen less sharp breaking pitches for a week). And the overall PARK ADJUSTED numbers stil have Tulo way ahead of Escobar.

To each their own, but I’ll take Tulo every time, and I suspect most people outside of Georgia would too

There's no way to know

How they’d hit in the same park. So you can disagree. But I prefer to look at the stats themselves rather than trust the adjustments. I don’t trust the adjustments at all.

That's fine

But when the adjustments say Tulo is above average by 35% and Escobar by 20%, I don’t think the discrepency can be made up in statistical noise

Oh it definitely can

especially when the raw numbers say that Esco is about .020 points of wOBA better on the road. That tells me that the park adjustments must be fishy. Maybe Tulo is a bit better, but not 15% better. That’s just wrong.

I’d take Esco’s D any day over Tulo.

Also a good point
Tulo's defense is interesting

His 2007 was one of the best defensive seasons by a shortstop in major league history by any metric. He has a strong arm, but his range may have dwindled due to bulking up. I’m not sure I trust UZR last year, as other metrics say he was above average.

I'm not sure what you're getting at.

Tulo’s road wOBA was better than BOTH Yunel’s home and road wOBA. If Tulo hits like he did on the road for every game, he’d still have a better wOBA than Yunel in 2009

Yes, but Hanson > Jimenez and Heyward > Gonzalez. That makes the choice easy.

that's what I'm thinking

but it’s close. It really depends on how much Hanson and Gonzalez develop.

Hanson>Jimenez?

Maybe in a couple years, but that’s a tough call.

I think right now

And I like Ubaldo

Ubaldo's FIP and xFIP were both better than Hanson in 2009

And 2010.

Well

it’s been 2 starts in 2010. I like Hanson better in 2010.

2009 shouldn't be ignored though

Hanson didn’t pitch a full season? And it was his first…?

I wasn't looking at counting stats

I know it’s his first, but it was a pretty incredible rookie season, ballyhooed all through the country. My point was more that even with that admittedly awesome breakout season, Ubaldo was better

Not really

And the point is that you’re trying to compare a rookie to a non-rookie. Fail.

If you want to discount Rockies hitters for Coors Field, you have to equally credit the pitchers

By park adjusted numbers, Ubaldo was better. FIP isn’t even park-adjusted, and Ubaldo was better there. Your point about rookie vs. non-rookie is well taken, so we can see how it works out. I could be wrong, but Hanson seems to be a very polished prospect, the type I don’t expect to have as much room from improvement from rookie to sophomore year.

I wasn't one of the people arguing against Tulowitski.

I gave that one immediately.

Tulo > Esco
Hanson > Jimenez
Heyward >> Gonzalez

Braves win! Braves win! Braves win!

End discussion.

Haha

I know you weren’t arguing against Tulo. Just saying Coors masks a lot of what Ubaldo does. We’ll have to get you tomorrow. Too bad Hanson isn’t starting!

I'm not sure how you could possibly take Escobar over Tulo. That makes no sense at all.

I could see Hanson over Jimenez if you are optimistic with his ceiling.
And I would definitely take Heyward over CarGo

Tulo on the road:

.766 OPS

Yes, I’ll take Esco.

it's that low?

Geeze.

Leaving Coors hurts…

It pays to do your research

I knew it wasn’t great, but thought it was at least .800

He's good, but Coors helps him a lot
Yunel's career OPS is only 30 points more?
"only"

Also, Yunel’s is more OBP heavy

Just saying

With a lost season due to injury included, his “terrible” road numbers are not far behind Yunel overall. And as for OBP, switch to wOBA. Tulo’s wOBA on the road was better than Yunel’s season wOBA last year. I know I’m nitpicking here by throwing out 2008, but it’s virtually unanimous that 2008 should be thrown out from injury when projecting Tulo

anything with heyward

I want… another truck load of Heyward before the night is over.

Glaus sky ball.

One out.

Groundout for Esco. Two down.

And here, ladies and Gentlemen

comes THE BOOM.

Truck arriving.

Time for another opposite field jack.
Heyward grounds out, inning over

Let’s finish this one!

Ah, 2-for-5 w/ an RBI

Scrub.

yeah

shame on him for only increasing his batting average a little by going .400 on the day

We should trade him for Frenchy. Or Jose Guillen. They are both doing good this year.

INNING NUMBER NINE... number nine... number nine...

Continuing on the same Meds until healed.

/pelvic thrusts

Take two of these and call me in the morning, bitches!

Meds continuing here?

Interesting.

Height tags are our friends.

sorry

i don’t post images often…

nothing even showed up for me

if you really care

well something about that failed...

this is a link to it

hahahahahaha awesome!

That was filthy.
His change is FUCKING dirty

sorry, beer8

WOW…Medlen making Gonzalez look foolish

Lovely!

RACIST!
why racist?
really?
Haha, my thought's exactly
KKK...

Except they were backwards…

So are KKK members, plus they're still k's

Stop that.
I can’t help it if they’re pitched that way. LOL

McLouth with a good catch, 2 outs
That ball kept going and going and going...phew.

When ever the Braves get 2 outs, I look out my window and wait for the fireworks

We score 9 runs without McCann in the lineup….That’s impressive

and (probably) only gave up 1 run from the ’pen without Moylan, Saito or Wags.

Our pen is filthy!

Great observation.
I like this.

any word

on how far chipper’s homer was?

Wall was about 390… Maybe 392.

it was in like the 4th row

Come on Meds…..we love ya.

Hey guys, what did I miss? :)

We’re 1 out away from a 9 – 5 win.

In a word, ballgame......

Alaska and Hawaii are both states now.

Awesome! I was really hoping that would happen someday

Nice hit Nancy….

How old is Helton now? 35-36?

36. 37 in August.

Uno mas strike por favor

BRAVES WIN 9-5 - DRIVE HOME SAFELY!
GAME OVER

Braves win, 9 – 5

Just got home in time to say...

BUBB RUBB IS BACK :)

Just wondering

But who is this guy?

/ban

Haha sorry

this is my first year on the sight

Just giving you a hard time. Here: link

Haha that was great
always love me some Bubb Rubb
RAINBOW LLAMASAURUS LOVES THE WINNING STREAK

So are you gonna rid thw world of this monstrosity after when lose?…If we lose.

I promise nothing

Ball game! Braves win!

That's your ball game!

OUR ACE IS ON FIRE!!! 3-0 FOR DLOWE

…..

BRAVES WIN!

6-4 now. WOOOOO!

I've been meaning to tell you

I laughed so so so so hard when I first saw this part on Entourage, and I laugh every time you put it up. Please keep doing it haha

Bubb Rubb is the man!

Is this a DLW for DLowe?

I would say so, but I don’t the math done yet

Not in my book. He actually pitched pretty well

really just one shitty inning

not quite

he only gave up 4. i think the earned runs has to be 5 to qualify

No, it doesn't

Only 4. But he didn’t qualify— his WPA was positive.

ah

good to know.

4 seems like a bit of an arbitrary number though…

Well if you think about it they're just as arbitrary as coffee
uh oh

ima try and avoid the philosophical math

Or we could just get together and eat a bunch of caramels
i like the way you think

om nom nom

Noooooo!!!

Sorry, I am just so sick of greek letters.
I been working on theoretical statistics ALL DAY.
No more thetas, sigmas, lambdas, or ESPECIALLY chis.

I hate statistical analysis.

but

you’re a baseball fan…?

what else is there to like?

Good Will Hunting?

No one? I am so disappointed in you all!

Feelin' a bit frisky tonight so....

What a great WIN for us.
And I’m still spelling correctly – which is harder than the you imagine.

You and me both sister!

Vodka is about to be cracked open. It is a beautiful Nashville night though!

I love Nashville!
I just moved here last June!

Gonna make a trip down to ATL sooner or later!

Big ups!

From Huntsville.

Really? That's awesome, still livin there?
which is harder than the you imagine.

That’s what HE said.

Oh you can't do that to yourself!

Why? It’s fun.

Well, if that's the case...
Oh you can't do that to yourself!

TWSS

too pale for me.

You do realize it’s a mannequin?

i thought it was a geisha……

needs more arms

not if you know how to…. nevermind.

Why would you invite this response?
Thats VERY irresponsible of you. We’re all very disappointed in you.

jouvenille even.

so juvenile that it’s spelled wrong

that was part of the joke, dammit.

yet another example of juvenelia.

juvenile+ genetalia= juvenelia. That guy was a sicko!

The nerve of him, geez
so did we broke the record for most comments in a game thread?

Not the overall one (which was the 14 inning game in SF) but it’s close for a regular game. I’ll go look.

I'll miss you guys tomorrow night!

We’ll miss you. Why will you not be here?

The game!

We’ll miss you.

Pray for me if we get shelled!
Official request for 4/17

Can we please score some run(s) for a pitcher that is not named Lowe?

Magic 8-ball says...

“Outlook not so good”

Exchange it for a new one :)
I guess this thread ...

may have scared away the “juvenile” hater for good.
Oh well.

No comments record – but a WIN nonetheless.
Now, I’m off to enjoy other things…..

GO Braves!
See y’all tomorrow.

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