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Open Thread 4/11 - Braves at Giants #2

I can't believe we're getting this one in today. BMac started us off with a 2-run HR. Marteeen Prado is a man on a mission. And the Dragon Slayer looks good so far.

2-0 Braves, top of the 3rd.

Discuss.

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First?

Gotta love when your 2 and 3 hitters have over .500 averages!

Let’s not start this “first” crap.

right, this isn't a yahoo blog
buttscratcherrrr....

No, Peter.

Leave me alone! No one told me about carbs!

That’ll be 50 dollars.

Once again, Meg, I’ll be back in an hour……

You get your ass in that closet Pewterschmidt.

I am so tired of you…

i’d put up a facepalm gif if we weren’t saving space.

Don’t worry it was a one time deal. Man, all this negativity… trying to start off the thread on a positive note!

neg rep for saying first

Anyone else who is watching this have the HD on FS look horrible?

I’m watching on MLB.tv—the HD always looks horrible.

Mine looks ok

My little mini scoreboard is all blurry.

Thank you kindly.

Time to fill up another one.

TWSS

I’m almost afraid to ask….. TWSS?

An abominable thing...

thats what she said! haha

Damn, I should have figured that one out. Can I claim lack of sleep?

of course of course
A.K.A. TWS^2

but that’s unnecessary

Lincecum looks really shaky...

On the other hand, he’s still getting the Ks.

He had 4 extra hours to hit the bong.

this guy is pretty good though huh?

his fastball is 90-93 today

that is NOT his A stuff

and he still has 4 ks…hes good

for Hinske. Two down.

Prado is MVP status for now.

OMG! Hinske struck out with Prado in SP! Let’s bench him!

That wasn’t fair…

is it raining again?

Heyward looking really outmatched right now…on the low crap too.

It’s his first time looking at Timmy.

… the best pitcher in the majors. (I don’t care what they say about Doc).

And it’s only been one at-bat…

general thoughts or are you psychic?

Oops…my bad.

don’t apologize yet, wait til you’re proven wrong!

oh dear ugly.

I was screaming for BMac not to swing at that last pitch – but he didn’t listen.

Shoulda been louder.

must also wave a cheeseburger
relax guys

hinske and mccann know what they are going, we have to get to the 5th

Those pitches weren’t close, bad at bat

We are obviously now just looking for the quickest way to finish 5.

Would somebody go hit Luke Wilson with a baseball bat???? God are those commercials annoying.

There must be truth to that statement.

Someone on another forum (not baseball) was ranting about how annoying those commercials are.

I picked Verizon.

Old Spice has the best commercials going right now

no the new ones with that big guy and his mini arms are stupid

a friend of mine has the Geico " aRingydadingdingdingding" as his cell phone ringtone. I laughed like crazy when it rang last night.

+ infinity….YES YES YES

I loved him since old school and I hate everything about him now.

BOTTOM THIRD INNING.

Still 2-nil.

Lincecum looks like a wizard in the off-brand Snuggie

“There are some who call me…Tim”

Which you only saw if you’re on MLB.TV basic like me…

And, yes, I saw it too. Should have had him with a wizard cap too

Tim the Enchanter?

The ol' "wizard sleeve"
my ex-gf's new nickname ^^^^^
anyone notice

bethancourt went 4-4 today?

Yeah

“Take that stat nerds!” ~Dayton Moore

so sick

really looking forward to that kid

Is it just me or is that MPH in the corner blurry?

Another ground-out...
Auto hitotsu!!!

BOWKER. 2-1 count. Foul tip on a curve.

Nice play by Yunel there.

The Giants are not a particularly patient ballclub.

they were with lowe

Yeah, I meant to ask about that…what the hell happened? 7 walks? My buddy’s band was playing so I was out and didn’t get to watch it.

Although, I did sneak into the corner for an inning and watch on my iphone.

Lowe created a new win category for himself. He pitched HORRIBLY, yet somehow only gave up 1 run and got the win.

damn, I saw the 1 ER and thought he might have actually done well. Hard to do that with 7 walks though

Setting them up and knocking them down.

AND ANOTHER GROUND-OUT....

Rinse and Repeat!! TWO DOWN.

The dragon slayer is beasting
relax guys

I got this

haha, did someone blank out the A on his hat?

must have been used in a

domincan soft drink ad

Musta gotten that picture from Upper Deck.

speaking of cards-FYI-Heyward is coverboy on the newest issue of Beckett Baseball.

Why 2-0 to the pitcher?

So he could strike him out...
KK's first - but I'm loving all the ground ball outs too!

KK strikes out Lincecum!
yahoo

gas south time

KK beasting. Really hard.

Freak.
END HALF INNING.

Auto Sanban!!!

Chip just jinxed em.

noticed that too

damnn.

Look! A rainbow!

It better be made of Skittles.

haha, a rainbow in San Francisco

It fits the city well

lol, not super original, but still very funny

probably the first ever
Kawakami is

looking pretty damn good in his season debut.

It appears the Slayer has indeed arrived in full battle regalia.

KK is a beast!

I love how no one even mentions him when they talk about our rotation.

haha, you’re so right.

Under the radar is the best way to play the game.

The Dragon Slayer

“I should be the Freaking Ace,” said Kawakami.

Do I really need......

…..primer?

Tonight must be one of those nights where we can really feel how much he is putting his SOUL into each pitch.

TOP FOURTH - 2-nothing.

ESCO / HEYWARD / DIAZ… and I gonna retire for now at least. Cheers, all.

KK…what a great spot start so far

30 pitches in 3 innings.

Like a Toyota, Kawakame is efficient and unstoppable.

who schedules this shit?
Lincecum should go up with an umbrella in his hand.

Let’s face it, his hitting is the exact opposite of his pitching

Perhaps a parasol would be more appropriate.

But he’s really good at it.

Please tell me you need a sarc mark for the above comment

let’s keep those bats going.

5Ks for Lincy?
3 in a row?

Come on guys, don’t let him settle in.
Can you at LEAST make him actually throw a strike?

Even without his best stuff, Lincecum can still make our hitters look silly.

fuck

my bad guys

Lay off that pitch!

I like Kuiper and Krukow better in MVP Baseball 05

wtf guys that pitch isnt even starting as a strike

I can hear overrated chants haha

That breaking ball of his is absurd.

I’m so sick of the “overrated” cheer.

Would you say that it is…overrated?

Overrated?

Thats funny, cause i thought he was the one who torched them last night

Especially when you’ve just beaten a team. You’re essentially saying, “Because we beat you, you must not be that good.”

Great eye!

Anytime there is 2 strikes Lincy throwing changeup. Don’t understand how no one pick this up.

Heyward battling back…good to see.

Damn Kung-fu Panda...
He must have seen a dumpling in the dugout

is he no longer known as sandoval, haven’t heard them call him by his actual name yet in this series

Hell of a play for the big man

Panda ran after that one like it was a hotdog.

At least he saw some more pitches

I’m all for prolonged at-bats. Braves hitters need to wear Lincecum out some and keep him off-balance.

I agree, make this kid throw.
Those fans booing the calls

On pitches like a foot outside were annoying as hell.

this
They booed pretty much every

every ball called this inning.

They seriously think Timmy throws nothing but strikes.

Good at bat

Bad outcome. Oh well, get ’em next time.

I wish he played for us, I really would love to cheer for him.

Lincecum or Kung-Fu Panda?

Kung Fu Panda

0-2.... again.
Fantasy Baseball Question...

Which package is better?

A) A-Rod, N.Cruz, Manny, H. Street
                       OR
B) Pujols, Carlos Lee, B. Wilson

Thanks for the input.

B… I love Pujols.

C

Cracker’s package

Anything with Pujols is always better.

Prince Fielder just went ape sh** in the Brewers dugout

context?
K'ed on a curveball with 2 men on
DId you see Corey hart's HR?

That thing went a mile

yea impressive, as was that Colby Rasmus catch

Chipper would have hurt 8 different body parts trying to make that play.

Watching Lincecum pitch to Heyward feels like the beginning of an ongoing epic battle.

That’s what it will be… Strasburg v Heyward hopefully for years in the NL East.

the hittin foo'!
Gawd one more inning please?
I love Captain Caveman Diaz!

I've missed that...

Does anyone else automatically pronounce Diaz the way that Matt does, every time they see it now? Or is that just me?

Yeah

I’ve been corrupted by his white-man ways.

HAHA. YES.

Saying Di-az instead of Die-Az just sounds wrong now.

Anyone else feel like we’re seeing Heyward grow as a hitter in front of our eyes? Taking that change up was impressive.

yea

making adjustments between pitches during an AB = good

Keep pitching...

These fans are pretty loud, I must say.

Can'
Can't be more than 10k still hanging around.

been drinking for over 4 hours.

expensive day at the ballpark

Keep throwing pitches

I love the fact we’re making the Freak throw several pitches.

How could of a trade chip is Infante going to be. He could start on 80% of the clubs in the MLB

we need him with our injury worries

This

He’s making 2.2M this year with an option for 2.5M. he’s cheap. No reason to let him go.

come ASB though, if we need to go get someone...

He’s just the perfect type guy that I love to have on a team. I love our roster top to bottom, unlike last year and all the dead weight we possessed

that at-bat

is why Matt Diaz is my favorite

We don’t have a stolen base yet this year, do we?

we have a few
Chipper and BMac both have 1

Chipper has one as does BMac I think.

Just for fun, I think our first SB of the year was Chipper.

None of the obvious candidates have a stolen base.

Didn’t Brian steal one in the first game?

Infante strikes out.

At least he saw a lot of pitches…

change again

whoever called this earlier is a genius

called what?

2 strikes = next pitch changeup

Thanks. That’s all they show on ESPN Lincy striking out ppl on change.

69-46 for Tim.

hope we knock him out by the 7th

I hope we get through enough for an official game and it rains so hard they start looking for wood to make an ark.

He’s going to be around 100 pitches by the end of six innings…

I’d say that’s definitely doable.

Oh good, Rickie Weeks HRed

Got him in fantasy, and he was a friggin steal.

guy never seems to stay healthy

I drafted Howie Kendrick as his back-up, I think I’m solid.

I like Kendrick a lot, nice work sir.

ha, same could be said for him…but between the two of them you should be good

It bothers me that there’s another shortstop named Escobar in the league, though.

He's 2-2 with 2 runs scored and a HR
Let's win this. I've hated the Giants since WE were in the *NL West*
Me too, even more so now that I'm in semi-Giants territory.

I think we need to win 104 games this year to celebrate that fact.

Hi gang

I love your name.

Thank you, Justin.

Been keepin’ up with our boy, KJ?

He is hanging with prado with better power numbers – just as I have always said!

:)

hey, no need to convince me

I still have that KJ train jpeg on tap

Who would wanna watch a Warriors game anyway?

I could. They're fun to watch.

They’re no Atlanta Hawks

I don't know, Stephen Curry is a great player.

Anyone who thinks Steph Curry should beat Tyreke Evans for ROY is f*cking nuts.

Evans is ridiculous. Gonna have a 20-5-5 average line for the year. What a rook.

But Curry sure came one strong, but I think it’s Evans’.

Love my Kings. I miss Bibby in his prime :(

Shallow pop-up for first out.
How many 1 pitch AB's is that tonight?
I don't know...22?
Kawakami

is in the zone right now. I haven’t seen him this good since that Yankee game last year when he got injured.

That was a great performance.

my favorite KK performance

was against Halladay

Velez is a skinny dude
Fly-out for the second...
Ay-you-hennie-o Velez.

Flies out.

He actually IS called the Panda???

KUNG FU Panda

yeah he

John Millered that

wooops

reply to Tennessee above

goddamn there goes

the perfecto no hitter errythang

Kung-fu Panda with a triple!? WTF?

Just missed that one.

FTW a triple?

For a fat man, dude runs pretty well.

He saw a burrito on 3rd.
Which is greater weight?

Lincecum + Velez or KF Panda

Panda…

It’s sad that “Kung-Fu Panda” is like the last real nickname in baseball.

They call Lincecum “The Freak,” but that’s just a rip-off of Jevon Kearse.

Yeah, He’s pretty quick for a big man

Horrible pitch

Run Teletubby, run!

The perfect game and no no come to an end. Thankfully, that thing stayed in teh park!

Heyward didn't play that well.

Maybe trying to play a carom? I have no idea…

I think, he thought it was gone.
Didn’t adjust well.

Those bricks can produce some funny re-directions

It did look like it was going out. Also, it was too wet for him to charge at the wall full speed – too much injury risk.

first time in the stadium, but yeah

well, it bounced off two walls.

Just felt an earthquake in Nashville.

First time those words have ever found themselves in that order.

those being "Heward didn't play that well"
I haven't felt it in Knoxville.
TQA8!!!

Fancy meeting you here.

Hola!

Felt like I should jump in.

Sarcasm (shhhh go with it)

What was Heyward doing out there?

looked like he gave up on it ... to be fair, I thought it was gone too (then again, I'm not there)

I think he thought it was hitting the bricks>

Apparently he was thinking it was going to bounce of the brick wall.

faaaaaaaaaaaack

stupid fucking shift

yeah ... about that

burned them pretty bad. no one near the ball.

Hey guys

lets shift and pitch him away

Bad part about it – he did the exact same thing to us before in this series when we put the shift on.

Damn't! Giants score.

That’s why the shift is over-rated.

Damnit.

Random Baseball Question?

If KK would have pitched a perfect game through 5 and the game was called for rain would that have counted?

No, by definition it has to be 9 innings.

Wouldn't be an offical perfect game, no.

Just in our hearts.

It might end up as a footnote in record books, or show up with an asterisk or something.

That’s what i was thinking.

Shift bites us in the butt.
Aubrey Huff RBI single.

In consolation, his name still sounds like a beautiful supermodel’s.

Why shift when you are pitching him outside

Language barrier.

Couldn’t tell Kawakami the shift was on. At least that’s my guess.

haha

There is no way that is what the problem was

lol

You have your facts. I have my unshakeable faith in the braves.

He probably missed the target.

He set up outside

because where the catcher sets up is always the target ...

umm he put his glove outside and he hit it
what a coincidince

maybe the placement wasn't intentional

Good call FUPA.

other then that

KK looks solid

I like Panda a lot; he hustles.

Yeah, the shift is a bad move with a RISP.

Settle down, KK.
On the bright side...

They’ve only scored half as much as us.

i like your positivity

OK. Lets go get it back .

Technically, a fastball low and outside on a pull hitter is usually

bounced to the right side. Huff just went with the pitch.

So I'd say Huff beat the shift, not necessarily the pitch

I still can’t believe Kung-fu Panda got a triple…

Yeah, I didn't see that comin'.

He’s pretty quick. I saw a thing about his diet on MLB Network over the winter and they talked about his qickness.

Giants fans rather frisky today

With all that boo-ing.

Must be the Bonds-ian vibes.

They’ve were sitting in the rain for 4 hours

“I was saying boo-urns……”

Escobar and Furcal...

Our past two shortstops have both had sick arms.

The ones in between…not so much.

i'll be in and out of the discussion

watching Suns basketball, as well

ok guys

no more speed-batting, let’s get some more runs

Let's go

That ball was not well-hit, just a little dribble to an empty 80 foot span of infield.

Still only 44 pitches for KK

That is really good news.

Let's go get some more runs

Professor Snape hasn’t been that great tonight.

It is a really good thing when we are pissed that our SP only gives up 1 run in 4 innings..

And our 5th SP at that!

Wait… D. Lowe isn’t pitching tonight…. :-p

Kinda reminds me of Hudson’s start on Friday (hopefully the end doesn’t go the same way)…

knock on wood!

4 innings of perfect ball. That’s kinda good I guess.

What a revelation!
 
You mean a baseball player wants to win the World Series? That’s unpossible!

Thank you, Ralph

KK making em work

anyone keeping a Chip's "fisted" count?

1 so far I believe.

Didn’t it sound like he said Holly Johnson when he was talking about KJ?

Keep him working, KK

KK is making Lincecum WORK right now.

And he goes down for the strike out…

KK screwing himself into the ground

I remember last year when an opposing team's announcer pronounced KK's name as "Kaw-ak-a-kak-ami"

I think it was an AL team. Hilarious.

Well, he made him work. I’ll take that AB by a pitcher, TBH.

The the leadoff man makes a 1 pitch out.

Ok, is it just me or is the Taco Bell guy at least as annoying as Luke Wilson?

What Taco Bell guy?

The one in the “It’s not a sandwich” and the “Is stacey working? I’d really like to order from her” commercials.

not as bad as luke

Because thats exactly who works in my Taco Bell…….

Burrito in that commercial=5 kilos of Columbian bam-bam.

That’s the “special deal”.

Oh, haven’t seen the sandwich one. Those “inside deal” ads are annoying as hell, can’t these bastards read the menu?

Though I’m interested in these sandwiches, there used to be this little Mexican place near my house that made these awesome sandwich’s with fried steak and egg.

The one that asks for the same cashier?

So, are Moylan/Saito/Wagner available tonight?

Probably not Saito, but Moylan/Wags should be.

did you really just ask is Moylan available?

yeah,

he only made 80 apps last year

seriously i think Bobby sees sidearm delivery and thinks he can go tonight.

Ugh

1st pitch swinging.

Drives me crazy

At least make him show you one.

Best rock band ever.

i wouldn't go that far...

but they’re pretty cool

Slash is the poster-child for Rock. Axel is an idiot, but it really doesn’t get better than classic GnR

but without Axl,

we would’ve had Slash’s Snakepit….

not a good thing.

"the money lies in the RBIs"

STFU, giants announcers

Haha

Apparently that’s what Jeff kent told some kids in a baseball clinic earlier.

Wish Melky would have been a bit more patient there.

Lincecum is going to be incredibly annoying as an old man ...

Naw. He’s a smoker so he will be chill.

Dangit, why is Melky all of a sudden trigger-happy?

I really am not a fan of the guy

I think it's safe to say we still have a ? at the top of our lineup

Not at all. Nate and Melky are 7th and 8th respectively in pitches per plate appearance in all of MLB.

You still gotta get on base tho.

I was referring more to the ability to set the table I suppose
yea but

they aren’t hitting…

It’s been 1 week.

that's why i said "a ?" and not "we're doomed"

I’ve gotta go with this one.

he's seeing a lot of fastballs ... small sample size, but he's seeing nearly 10 percent more fastballs than what he normally sees

I think the Braves missed the memo to turn off the speed batting.

pitch count lincy? ithink like 82 but not sure

80 on the dot

Yep...

It should’ve been around 86, but Cabrera and Prado decided to be quick outs.

anyone know how the radars looking>?

Lincicum can go 100 pitches easy if Bochy lets him.

He’s gone 130 before…but I’m guess 110 max since it’s so cold outside

*guessing

I think he threw a lot his last outing too
So..

KK makes the guy throw 7 pitches, and the leadoff hitter sees one pitch? Greetings everyone-first open thread this year.

Does anyone know which TC user is the Mad Elves on the TC fantasy league?

I think there’s like 5 or 6 TC Fantasy leagues

I guess I’m speaking to Smoltz’s Beard (I think?), Justin… not really sure who else is in it. It’s the TC League Round 3

I am…just look for the team with shitty pitching. That’s me. And I’m horny4heyward

There is only one TC Fantasy league. There are many immitators, but only one true league.

bigjoe

Hahaha it’s bigjoe? Awesome. He’s made me have some fits this week.

Some insurance run(s) next time would be more than nice.

Man that was close.

Too close on that one.

Diaz covered a lot of ground there – on a wet field.

KK getting alittle shaky

ooof

kk losing it a little

Giants with a single :(

What happened to those GB outs?

Let's go Dragon Slayer

Vidro time!

Time for a twin killing

Time for a GIDP.

Fly-out. Two down.
Haha, my brother just texted me

“Stop cheering! That’s a flyout you f###ing hippies!”

Get the ball down KK

This Bowker reminds me of our old friend Pete Orr in the face.

haha, “old friend”?

Lincecum grounds out to end the inning.

51 pitches….not too shabby

not at all

this could be a rare deep outing for KK

I, like Joe Simpson,

think KK will surprise a few folks this year. We’re quite fortunate to have him as our 5.

That’s what she wanted to say.

That’s a Maddux-like pitch count.

i was just about to write that. nice

I recall a game in maybe 94 or 95…..Maddux threw an 81 pitch CG against the Giants in San Fran at Candlestick.
 
Dude was unhittable that day.

How many K’s? That’s… absolutely ridiculous.

Wasn’t there a 78 pitch CG by Maddox once?

infield really slowing some balls down i think

Bring on the rain!

Man McDowell has helped KK to get those groundballs with his Two Seamer. Awesome

51 pitches = amazing so far.

Now, Run(s) please.
In play, run(s)

to be precise

What we want:
In play, no outs -→ In play, run(s)

KFC starts murdering ppl with their new sandwich tomorrow…Can’t say I wont try one

I almost freaked out at the commercial. Chicken instead of bread? Count me in!

Can you even call it a sandwich?

It’s “breaded” chicken?

It’s low carb!

No idea what you’re talking about but this was pretty funny to me.

Basically:
Chicken
Bacon
Cheese
Chicken

That’s your sandwich.

Sounds tasty.

just google KFC double down

Honestly, is there someone here that is never going to try it?

I might not. I only get KFC rarely, just to check it's still inferior to Popeye's.

I wouldn’t know, I’m a northerner.

There are Popeye’s in the north…

Popeye’s baskets = win.

Where? Not in PA. Maybe philly? But if I’m there it’s a cheesesteak.

There are Popeye’s in PA….I should know – I lived there.

Continue….

I’m pretty sure theres one in Chester when I went to Widener

Yeah, I’m in Scranton. Maybe ill make a trip and visit some on my friends at Widener and get me some Popeyes.

None in Philly. A guy I know from there was excited as hell to get some in Lincoln because the one there closed.

Well, the Popeye's website says otherwise, so...

…I dunno.

Yes.

KFC is vastly inferior to Popeye’s.

Also, Bojangle’s…

Yes Bojangles! the best fries

never heard of bojangles

but i contest that Checkers/Rallys has the best fries!

and Popeye’s rules KFC

Bojangles is the shizz.

You’re only supposed to eat breakfast at Bojangles. The Cajun Chicken Biscuit, seasoned fries, and sweet tea is the best combination…. heavenly.

Not when they got all you can eat wednesday

haha, the fried chicken debate shows up yet again

Nobody's got Church's?

I’ll take Bojangles for biscuits, Popeyes for lunch/dinner

Eh...

Church’s is not as good.

Never had it, I was just throwing it out there

Church’s chicken slips out of my hand, so much grease.

Definitely not healthy though. Haha.

The Double Down contains 1,380 milligrams of sodium. That’s 60 percent of what the United States Dietary Association recommends for adults per day.

No telling how much fat or calories…

I rarely gain weight, so I’m good.

KFC estimates it at about 600 calories 31g of fat.

Thanks. I’d probably still give it a go.

Well, anyone who lives in Colorado is SOL, since KFC is now illegal there.

nice SP reference

3 LOB so far btw…for those curious.

Thats what I guessed dang
I get the feeling

That mccann might have produced the braves only offense tonight

To quote 3OH!3

Shoosh, girl, shut your lips.

Im a dude lol
Still...shhhhhhh

hahaha

Let’s get Professor Snape up to 100 pitches this inning.

How many is he out?
How many is he at*

That’s still incorrect.

Hinske is working on that for you…

Yep. 87 now!

BMac Homer = 415 ft.
Mac with another hit!

He has Tiny Tim’s number.

he's now

8 for 19 lifetime against lincecum

The Pablo bobblehead is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen
Kinda defeats the point when the stomach is as big as the head
Bobblegut=awesome
rec'd the term "Bobblegut"

you should TM it

Cmon Yunel... you were my P2C!
Heyward, Bring the Rain please?

the game is official.

This.

Another 2-run HR would be nice…

he is popping up like twice a game right now

Yunel pops-up for the 2nd out.
That Velez guy is one ugly dude.
this has probably been talked about already but...

…with Chipper out why doesn’t Cox put Glaus at third and Odarp at first. I know Glaus is off today, but still wanna know your thoughts

They probably want Glaus to learn 1st before moving him around.

prado plays better d i think

i've been thinking the same thing

or put Hinkse in at either 3b or 1b and keep Marteen at 2nd

Heyward grounds out to end the inning.
almost beat it out
Man

at first i thought that was a hit!

yea

especially with the wet grass

We’re gonna have to deal with him for another inning damn it

That sort of hustle

will get him some infield hits in his career.

Gotta love the hustle.

Looking at that replay — it’s luck Panda caught that ball

It was luck that he got that triple, too…

Kung-fu Panda is lucky tonight. Quick, everyone rub his belly.

Dont do that!

if you pet the animals at the zoo, they might try to eat you!

I’d feel a LOT better if our lead was more than 1 run.

i would feel better if it rained.

Samesies

Nice pick Hinske

2 down! …1 pitch out.

thanks for the gift out.

Bruan huge 2run shot for fantasy players

how about Freese or Shumaker?

Freese has made like 10 errors. Don't know if shumaker is even playing
KK pitching a gem tonight

lots of groundballs. Love it!

Love the one pitch outs!

Be careful with this guy KK

thank god for panda fat

otherwise that would’ve been a 2B

Yet he had a triple earlier…

KFP having a nice little day
Kung-fu Panda continues his good luck.
Guess it could have been worse.

HAHAHHHHHAHHAHA
+1,000,000,000,000

I like this a lot.

You think that ^^^^^ goes through his mind everytime he rounds 2nd?

Nice hit by the Panda

Good pitch, he just went with it, gotta tip your hat

NO MORE 2 OUT RUNS.
KK

stop pitching away to huff

I suppose, once you get all that panda mojo moving - it makes it's own momentum...

Nice euphemism.

Seagull!!!!

technically

it’s a bay-gull!

Who cares? It’s a rat with wings….

Full-count on Huff…

And KK walks him – only the first walk of the game, though.

I hate the shift

Come on Dragon Slayer…

Too bad

they dont call him the panda slayer

Fucking Kung-fu Panda… :(

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

Everybody sing the Kenshin Kawakami song

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckf
fuckfuckfuckfuckfukcuf

What did Mac do there?

wow ... he kicked that ball

what the hell? Isn’t that like interference?

Than’s what I said.

Nope. Only if it’s intentional.

it looked intentional ... he threw up his leg at the end
This.

Incidental contact gets the runner out on a batted ball, not on a thrown ball.

Bahahahahah all with 2 outs

That went about as bad as it possibly could have
apparently you can kick the ball

macs gotta stop that

No No No No No!

Mac showed no effort on stopping that ball.

What the hell was Heap doing?

Now I see the grey skies. It looked sunny before...
wow.... that was great... another great outing by Kawakami going to waste

Now KK knows how the rest of our pitchers feel like after a great performance.
Well, all except Lowe.

Pretty sure KK has known this feeling for a while.

He had the lowest or 2nd lowest run support in the majors last year.

Unfortunately, tis true.

Well, in dodgeball that'd be an out.
Ha....

my thoughts (below) exactly. If you can peg a guy from RF, he should be out.

haha, i saw that. Great minds...

Nice catch Melky!!!

MELKY MAKES THE CATCH! INNING OVER!

THANK YOU LORD.

wow that was close

wow ... nice catch

Oh good lord…that was close

Nice play Melk!

covered alottttt of ground

Instead of shifting divisions....

How about we make baseball better by implementing dodge ball rules.

whoof

another close one….but now we need offense and no rain

I love snow cones

that a boy Melky

Melky

making that catch look to hard

Horrible break for KK.

The Giant have been so fucking lucky this whole series

shit, now Lincecum will go 9 and throw 150 pitches

And this is why KK had 12 losses last year.

and our lack of offense coming back to haunt us again….i know its lincecum but still

Everyone start tomahawk chopping...

We need some runs this inning…

Minor League Recap is up for those who are interested.

Thanks for your work!

I was excited about Vizcaino’s debut.

strictly work reading

Son of a Bitch

I’m eat a lot of bacon. My heart can’t handle that shit.

I hate Sandoval….such a fat shit.

yes

he def threw his leg up at the end, if that’s not intentional, I don’t know what is

This is the thing with Kawakami, he’ll have a 3-4 inning stretch where he looks dominate, and he’ll look like a minor league pitcher for a couple of innings.

pitcher's spot due up third

so KK is probably out

This sucks. KK just totally fell apart there.

Meh…McCann could have done a better job for him there.

Definately
Spell-check:

defin-i-tely

please don’t take offense to this! i’m an educator.

haha my bad

it looked funny win(joking) i typed it, but i just hit post anyway

it happens

i hate when i hit “post” after i’ve realized a mistake

or the ump could have called it intentional (because it clearly was)

It should’ve been a game-tying single at worst. Not all his fault. Strange play.

Mccann just sucked it. I don't think KK fell apart at all. He has only given up 2 runs

Well now the Freak has a lead…

why in the hell didn't mccann try to block that ball... that was awful

Wondering that too.

I think you guys are underestimating just how bad of a throw it was …

It was a pretty lame throw…like a 3rd of the way up the line.

oh yeah it was a shitty throw too, but mccann made it way worse by jabbing at it instead of blocking it

also he was looking towards 3rd before the ball got there

Block it? Like, dive in front of the ball and risk it bouncing back out to the middle of the infield, thus allowing another run to score?

If the ball doesn’t hit the runner, it bounces right to the pitcher who is backing up the play.

He did, it went under his glove, wet turf and all that.

balk?

no runners

yeah ... about that
Technically you can balk with no one on.

If it is deemed an attempt to deceive the batter, then a ball is awarded to the hitter. But clearly, that wasn’t the case.

dam come on matty

Why is Diaz and not Nate playing tonight vs. the RHP?

Probably worried about Nate’s hamstring on the wet grass.

wow he gets a lot of movement on that curve

Here comes pitch # 100.

Now, we're swinging at anything - strike or not

Except for the meatball down the middle…

apparently his B stuff is better than most people's A
our LOLineup is at it again

Lincecum better enjoy those Cy Youngs….he aint winning another one as long as Halladay is in the NL…dude is amazing

I’d take Tim over Roy.

if they were both the same age I’d probably take Roy. close call though

Yeah, I am talking about right now though. Roy in his prime is hard to beat…maybe Pedro in his prime, but for now, I take Tim over just about anyone.

Pedro in his prime is legendary stuff

Who do you take (in their primes):

1. Pedro
2. Gooden
3. Randy Johnson

4. Maddux

Maddux was all about location. These other guys were just straight nasty.

I'm too young to have watched Doc in his prime,

but I’d take Pedro

oh god

he pitched well against the Natinals and Astros. Who cares.

lol and lincecum pitched well against the astros and braves…who cares

Are you discounting the fact he was the best pitcher in the AL the last 4 years or so as well??

i never said i did

I’m just laughing at the fact everyone is drooling over his first 2 starts against the Nats and Astros.

Lincecum’s at 100 pitches… when’s the pitcher spot due up for them? Soon, right?

they should put that joakim guy in again

Nate on deck.
I think they said Conrad is due up next for the pitcher

Sorry, Giants announcers got me. It’s Conrad.

Infante is wearing Lincecum out...

And then he swings at ball 4…

Swings on ball 4...
And it wasn't even close

Ball 4 strike 3

Infante down on strikes

swinging at crap

Brooks Conrad PH'ing for KK

Infante Ks on a pitch at his face…

Dang

I was hoping that would be the freaks last batter

overmatched...
Conrad down on strikes...
conrad never had a chance

Gotta give it to Tiny Tim…he’s been pretty lights out other than the HR

I think the Prado double just pissed him off.

That was ugly

108 pitches, he’s gotta be done

Strikes out the side. Ends up with 10 K’s. Can we please say goodbye to him?

let's think of the good things that happened earlier:

Mac’s big fly into the 30mph wind over the tall wall in the biggest part of the park.

nice

And we have a series with the Fathers next...
Heyward gets one more AB at least
excuse me if i'm not exactly tickled

he’s not exactly a lock for a hit

yet.

Not sure I want to see that based on his other ABs tonight…

well

hopefully he won’t be facing timmay

Tim's spot is due up...hopefully they yank him
KK

out after only 65 pitches, wouldve liked to see him go more

He couldn’t have looked worse at the plate than Brooks.

Hindsight……isn’t it a beautiful thing?

One of my many superpowers. ;-)

Not when his spot is up down a run in the 7th.

Hey all, just got in. anyone want to fill me in?

pablo sandoval's fat, lucky ass - 3, brian mccann - 2

KK pitched great, offense failed him yet again.

And our defense did too in a way. The triple (that should have been held to a double) and the three-stooges debacle that allowed them to plate 2.

Heyward has had a rough night for sure.

And then Melky caught what looked like a double, which saved a run from scoring, so it events out.

KK was getting hit pretty hard the last couple of innings.

Bmac 2 run jack in the first, Lincecum then shuts us down.

Last inning, runners on 1 and 2, DeRosa slaps one to right. Heyward’s throw is off line, takes a weird hop after bouncing off of the runner at home, next guy scores…KK was dealing, too.

wasn’t a weird hop, it hit pablo sandoval when he was crossing the plate when he lifted up his back leg

My bad. Looked like it on my feed (which isn’t great). I can tell it hit Pablo but then I lost track of it.

Kung-fu Panda was being selective on playing rules from kick ball. He got to kick the baseball, but he wasn’t out when it hit him.

Lincecom is a beast

BMac took him deep early but then we played defense like a tball team and they took the lead. that’s all lincecom has needed so far. Waste of a good outing by KK, but whats new

So far I haven't heard anyone was warming up in the giants pen.

Pitcher spot due up soon

Cmon Braves, where's the run support?

Yeah, it is against Lincecum but still… we fell asleep.

And now it’s raining lol

the braves may get a break if he doesn't come out in the 8th, we won't touch wilson in the 9th
Affeldt coached me my freshman year for a couple weeks.

Really nice guy.

I really hate the Giants.
I really hate the Giants

fans, who think everything is a strike if Timmy throws it

Which is apparently a phenomenon unique to them and no other teams’ fans do this.

true

i just can’t stand any of their players. Uribe, Sandoval, Fred Lewis (when he was on the team), Lincecum, Molina, etc.

Only guy I kinda like is Cain, but we never face him.

Bonds

Who?

I'm really not sure

I just hear everyone else talking about him

Jeff Kent.

Yeah, Bonds and Kent were the worst. Randy Winn wasnt too bad…

Haha, 3-1 that was a ball
Medlen should be a starter

just too bad we don’t have a 6 man rotation. The man can deal

We had 7 or 8 legit starters in the offseason. A good situation to find yourself in.

PH for Lincecom
Lincecum is out!

….of the game.

...not the closet?
Tim's not comin out the closet

Haha, I'm not in the closet

Tom, we all know you’re in there

thus continues the streak

of braves SP not named lowe who give up 2 ER or less and not get the W

I am ALWAYS hungry

and it makes me mad. Why can my tummy not be satisfied?

Did Pablo Sandoval just infiltrate our board?

haha. Mobile commenting in the dugout.

can we pry Ozzie from Chicago?

lamenting his hunger pangs in between innings
Medlen with the K! End of 7th...
Meds looked great.

Affeldt comin’ in..?

Yep.

Who’s due up? Leadoff?

nope

and i’m wrong, definitely didn’t look like him running in

Random question:

Anyone know how JHey’s arm compares to francouer? Just curious…thinking of power and accuracy…

As strong, more accurate?
this is what i thought but wasnt sure

pretty sure he’s got a plus arm

I saw him gun down a guy at 3rd and Home in his last game at MB last year. The man has a plus arm.

CoJo also hit a bomb that bounced to the highway past LF if anyone has ever been ther.

Jalapeno kettle cooked chips...

You’re my only solace right now.

wow that sounds good

I only have poptarts

Pop Tarts sound pretty good.

Middlesworth BBQ for me. Anyone from PA knows what I’m talking about.

now im hungry

and cranky bc all of these foods are not with me

Kettle brand Salt and Vinegar...mmm

salt and vinegar, so good

UTZ has a Salt n’ Pepper that are pretty good too.

i've been on the lookout

for O’Boises. They don’t sell them around here.

never heard of them.

How old are you?

They were a Keebler brand in the late 80s/early 90s and were discontinued for whatever reason, along with Ripplins & Pizzerias.

All three were great.

Those tato skin chips that TGI Friday’s make were Keebler’s recipe. They just bought the rights to it.

yeah, those are really good

Tim's Cascade is the only way to go
LETS SCORE SOME RUNS!!!!!

I really dont wanna see Lincecum get the win.

Great stuff, when he runs that fastball back in, whether it be outside to rhb or inside to lhb, he’s really tough.

Bon. Jovi. Sucks.
 
’nuff said.

Don't remind me.

I was there on opening day when our fans selected Bon Jovi over ZZ Top.

beer drinkers & hellraisers

rules

Bon Jovi gets my vote there easy

F you and your family!!!

I didn't know Afeldt was a lefty
That's why he was working with me in college.

I too, am a lefty

anyone here watch survivor? if so, is parvati still on. her brother and i are tight….just wondering if shes “surviving”

yeah she just got coach voted out

haha sure. cool

Wouldn't we be better served

With Nate McLouth and his .420 OBP in the lead off spot?

you

would think it makes sense but it doesnt work

I'll try this again...

Cmon Braves!

Wakey wakey Timmy’s gone!!!

Quick…get a shark into the box

That’s what she said.

And Melky makes the first out...
again

After about 6 o4 7 pitches.

yeah yeah yeah we get your point!

it would be nice if he got on base one of these times =/

you are so very patient

Funny you mention patience – since that is quality #1 in a good leadoff hitter…

also valued in a lead-off hitter:

on-base %

i know, small sample size.

Long ABs lead to high OBP.

we will see ;)

wrings hands together with evil laugh

Don't worry

Prado will save us all

Prado needs a HR…

Better chance of Glaus hitting an inside the park homer than Prado getting one out in this wind.

just a bit outside……..wtf dont pull hinske

That would have been a strike if Prado was 17 feet tall and weighed several hundred pounds.

Cmon Prado!!!!!

SF Giants Announcers love Melky. “He’s the greatest .120 hitter I’ve ever seen. I was shocked when I saw his numbers. All of his at bats have been good ones.”

they also happen to suck as announcers

glad I don’t have to listen to those hose bags

Well

All’s well that ends well.

Why the vitriol here? They’re being complimentary to Melky.

Prado finally failed :(
Troy goin downtown....I can feel it.
Everything's great when you're....

Down town.

Where the neon lights are pretty...

down town.

I think I've found a way to get Bonds and Griffey

 and we wouldn’t have to give up that much

must be gas

I did have General Tso's Chicken for dinner.

Unfortunately not from P.F. Chang’s.

Yep. To get on the bus to San Diego

Glaus in for Hinske

Cmon Troy!

Bust this baby up!

come on Glaus!!!

do something here!!

Would our clean up hitter start acting like one

clean up the bases...

…or clean out your locker!!!

again…6 games. hell, tex is like 3-20 right now, not everyone starts off the year on fire

I am thinking about not even trying anymore.

also hasnt played much in a long while

Note: I said that before the at bat

Note, he has played in 5 games, with a .300 average and a .330-ish OBP. Both numbers are better than that guy hitting cleanup in NY.

Again irrelevant, I said it as inspiration

And try a .227 BA with a .547 OPS

Maybe after today.

Damn, I had completely forgotten that Glaus tore up the Giants in the ’02 WS.

Damn you Velez...

Velez needs to lay off the crack…he looks like Tyrone Biggums

With Glaus

count on a loss

Seeing as we have 3 wins this year…with him?

Small Sample Size

I can use that on your argument….too?

THAT

is what she said

Not really one you want to shoot for…

Glaus flies out on a damn good play by SS

deja vu all over again

-. – Good play Velez/

haha

From the wikipedia article about Brian Wilson: He stars in Life of Brian, a reality show about him on CSN Bay Area and goes by the nickname “B-Weez”.

Pujols hits foul pole for 2 run shot
Going into this series....

tonight’s game was the one that look like it would be the most difficult to win. That’s why Friday night’s loss was so terrible.

Pujols

Just hit another HR.

Glavine looks like a statue in that commercial between Joe & Chip

This game is going really quickly.

Damn

why do we only score runs when Lowe starts?

Solution: Start D. Lowe every night!

He has a rubber arm, right? Also, think of how much we could expand our bench and bullpen without the need to carry those extra four starters…

b/c we know we’ll need them?

If Glaus still sucks this bad and shows no signs of power by 100 AB’s we should be very worried.

no HRs in the spring either

MEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

McCann
Escobar
Heyward

Chip – Fisted #2

Should we track a new statistic…..Fisted balls?

Let’s not.

Alright…. but you’re killing my dreams

Maybe a new description …. “Fist N’ Chip”

Well shit....

Now I won’t be sleeping tonight.

I will be...

my Phoenix Suns will win. We still have 156 games to play.

Again with the fisting

if we lose its just gona be tough luck from that one play

starting out .500 is worse than many expected tho

Wilson warmin’ up.

Fisted count

2

is it just me

or are giants hitters the luckiest SOBs ever

what's that metric

that factors “luck” into the formula?

No

If you’re a braves fan you’re just not used to seeing clutch hitting in important spots for the last couple of years. We used to be able to do that too.

Velez= Tyrone Biggums

+11111

This dude makes Otis Nixon look like Melky…..he needs to lay off the crack

i cant believe the mlb hasnt caught velez smoking that shet.

He probably lights up with hippie Lincecum

The Giants get so f'ing lucky

it makes me sick.

no toss yunel?
throw the ball esco!!!!

dammit

he slipped getting up.

Well that’s that

SHOT THE PANDA DAMN

ball game…..

Are you fucking kidding me....
that should do it... Kung Fu Fatass goes yard

wow…fat bastard is killing us today

That’s game.

and that'll just about do it.

no luck involved there.

fuck off Teletubby

Medlen is overused…big time

What the hell did McDowell tell him?

“hang a change up”

Good God…does Sandoval think he is Ryan Howard???

Throw it right down the middle and see if it catches him off guard.

reply fail

^

His fat ass is going to have a heart attack running the bases some day……fat fuck

pray for a sweep against the padres my friends.

I think God is siding with the Fathers
its about time we get an easy team...

but then we get the Rockies AND Philiies at home. shit

if we go 2-1 in the series we’ll be in good shape

Wow. Game went to hell in a hurry.
sigh

how dare you
haha

sorry…i like the pic

I do too! :)

Damn, talk about salt in the wound…

no place for that in here.

did you have this queued up, waiting for a hr?

no

just figured there would be a funny pic out there

I have to admit, that is pretty bad ass

ugh

why are all of our pitchers other then Lowe unlucky

If we don’t sweep the Padres, Im gonna be supremely pissed

again, 2-1 we’ll be fine

We lost this series on Friday...

time to take it out on the Padres

I'm going to say this now...

Tim Lincecum did not beat the Braves tonight – Kung-fu Panda has done it all.

Correction: WE defeated ourselves.

i think someone says this every time we lose.

can’t we just give Tim Lincecum some credit? He shut us down, sans 1st inning.

He's dirty. Screw Halladay. Best pitcher in the majors, by far.

that’s really what it comes down to

Disagree. The Giants’ runs came from our errors. We’d be tied and still in the game if those runs are out of the picture. I don’t think “tied” is being shut down.

well if we got 2 runs in the first,

we should have been able to conjure up at least a couple more throughout the course of the game. scoring 2 runs rarely wins you a game in MLB

That’s all SF would’ve scored if it weren’t for our errors, so the same could be said of their offense.

You showed up late for the party!

Timmy did not look great the first couple of innings.

i was watching...

just not online with y’all

Did you have on blinders?

KK out pitched Timmy the first 5 innings, then our BP and errors cost us.

THIS!

KK seriously out-pitched Lincecum. That is not even debatable.

i didn't have blinders

i just know that over the course of a baseball game, stuff happens, and 2 runs is rarely enough to win. jeez!

how dare you question them!

I’m not that someone. However, I do think we did more to help lose this game than the Giants did to win it.
I believe our offense kept us close until the defense (and pitching in the end) let us down.

Don’t have to be in shape to trot around the bases

Well, that just about seals it for me. see everyone later

Why not bring in EOF vs. Pando? Lefty match up

Because he is a switch hitter

Next time...

Send the man some Krispy Kremes and let him eat himself sick before the game.

we need

another 3-run shot from heyward

Well that was an unexpected collapse.

WHAT THE SHIT MATTYD

nice work, matty d
queue circus music
where are those clown cars when we need 'em

Two hands fuckface

THIS!! SO MUCH THIS!!!

TWO HANDS! TWO HANDS, MATT!!!!!!

Yeah, unless your name is Andruw, you use two hands.

woudn't have made a difference today

This is what I said about Heyward yesterday and all the replies to my comment were how no major league player actually uses two hands…

hahahaha

g’night everyone.

Diaz sucks like FUGA!

I don’t know if I can keep watching…

when it rain, it pours

glad we have san diego next

our offense better show u[p

our defense better show up too

that'll be on sportscenter

which is why I won’t be watching

Matt’s D has always been suspect, but that was worse than the Soriano drop

I don’t give a shit if you’re playing in a hurricane….a major leaguer should never, ever drop a pop fly

what if it's lost in the sun or the lights?

OK….maybe then! LOL

He dropped it TWICE!

All he had to do was fall on top of it and he’d be Manny.

He’s just Matty being Matty…

You lollygag in the infield! You lollygag in the outfield! You know what that makes you?!?
a lolligagger?

I really like EOF. I think we got a real good Lefty in the pen for a while.

sayin’ my prayers. maybe 4 runs can come across.

The Giants players are the fattest slobs in the majors….can’t believe they’re taking 2 out of 3 from us!

The fat slobs and the 10 year old stoner kid took 2 of 3 from us.
I'm drowning my sorrows in this...

Bottoms up!

mixed with vodka, maybe...

You a Vols fan?

Basketball, yeah.

Don’t really like the football team. I’m a huge Oregon fan.

I’m 15, so the whole Vodka thing is moot.

Yeah, no vodka.

I’m a Gonzaga fan, we beat you twice last year. Just wanted to rub it in.

Can we have Mark Few?
No! Especially if it means we have to take Bruce Pearl

haha

that stops virtually none

of my 8th graders.

I enjoy my liver.

And brain cells, if we’re going to bring Lincecum into this.

huh? i didn't bring timmy into this.

i teach 8th grade pre-algebra, and they talk about their exploits of getting lit every week

hahaha

thats hilarious….some of its prolly just talk tho

trust me, it's not.

unfortunately

America’s future is bright

absolutely

i weep for the future

there

are quite a few bright young ones there also

It's sad. I see it firsthand every day.
read 2 comments down

and tell me i’m wrong. i’m not sure you can, unfortunately.

I can't.

Some kids that I’m friends with on Facebook will talk about getting shit-faced and whatnot…

And their parents will “like” the statuses. Blows. My. Mind.

I would be grounded if my parents saw a status that I put up like that.

well thanks

for fighting the good fight!

I'm just lucky to have good parents. I very easily could be one of those kids if mine didn't set me straight.
i'm sure you do already,

but make sure you let them know you love/appreciate them

Just wanted to say keep it up! Your friends will be regretting their choices later. It sounds like you do have great parents.

Well thanks.

I can have a good time without being stupid, ya know?

Definitely. Haha I go to a “party school” and it’s definitely possible to have just as much fun as people who get schwasted… and you actually can remember what happened.

absolutely!

i won’t divulge my age, but i’ve still never been drunk. that may not impress many people, but i wear it as a badge of honor.

I don't think there's anything wrong whatsoever with a social drink if you're of age.

Just getting hammered drunk, throwing up, and forgetting everything seems like it…wouldn’t be fun.

That’s just me.

i agree.

you are wise beyond your years.

You remind me of me when I was your age. Just keep yourself surrounded with good people and you’ll no doubt have a lot going for you.

damn

where are their parents…

they're busy

partying with them.

in my 2 years as a teacher i’ve realized what is wrong with this country (partially), and it’s parenting—or lack thereof. most new parents these days have no business having children, and are more interested in being “cool” and friendly with their children rather than teaching them values and consequences. it’s pretty tragic.

IDK how you can like a college in one sport and a different in another sport?

Gonzaga doesn't have a football team, so there's one reason.
I'm a Ducks basketball fan too, but I like the Vols as well. The Vols are my favorite SEC team in everything.

But mainly, Oregon.

Half of the BE basketball teams don’t have football taems.

IDK… I’ve been a Dukie all my life. And I can Honestly consider myself a legitimate Duke football fan. I just could never muster up the courage to cheer and follow another school. maybe it’s me.

Thanks for the royal ass kicking this year too Duke fan.

That felt really really good

I was there and it was the most boring game I’ve ever seen. Still loved it though.

Well, you're a big fat bully. Hope you're happy with yourself. Haha
yeah, and my mom is an alumnus of USC

so I was kinda forced into that one.

Red Diamond is amazing!

Ok, who in here joined the thread in the 6th inning?

I was about to say me

but it was the 5th.

Haha, who's the bad luck guy?!

Brian Wilson and his tight ass pants will be in soon!

OK dammit - we scored 16 runs in game 1

Surely we can get 3+ runs in 1 inning….

Not

unless DLowe is on the mound

"And making his first appearance as a reliever...

Derek Lowe!"

I'd take it...

Gotta get D. Lowe his 3rd win of the season!

Sounds like a plan I could live with.

somehow, the man gets results.
Game over...

Giants win.

and it just keeps getting better

siht damn llucky bastards
i cant even type right

Affeldyt is pitchin’ next inning.

FINALLY! INNING OVER!
Maybe the night isn't a total loss....

Bobby might find a way to get himself ejected.

No matter how bad it gets we’ll always have that (at least for this season).

his last one way hilarious

I'm depressed.

Duff Man needs an eye opener

i think Kawakami has had the worst luck losses by any player the past two years (IMO)

also, isn’t it funny how before the broadcast that say " the braves pitching has stopped sandoval, huff, and derosa this series" and then those three players dominate the game and do all the damage. Funny how that happens sometimes

!!!! I was tied 5-5 in my fantasy league. I’m now losing 6-4… because my ERA is 3.63. Bigjoe’s is 3.62…. because of Kris Medlen. Ughhhh

Jurrjens is pitchin’ tomorrow, right?

sounds like another tough-luck, 2-1 loss
No way

JJ is gonna throw a no hitter and still lose

yeah against corriea or however you spell it.

i think you got it.

I see they decided to use the words “impressive Padres lineup” to sell the next series…

I thought they said “oppressive”…

strike zone getting wider

Let’s go JHey let’s go out fighting….

Time to load up the bus…..

Heyward

hit a grandslam

oh wait...

nobody on

He did what he could...
Its not over until the fat lady sings

so unless haithcock already started,we’ve still got a chance

Maybe it’s just because I grew up in San Francisco and had to endure a lot of crap as a Braves fan therein, but PacBell/AT&T Park really seems to be a house of horrors for the Braves.

Rowand’s interference on McCann, the errant throw hitting Sandoval (although he’s large enough that I’m not sure where Heyward could’ve thrown it and missed him…), that time a few years ago that Gryboski allowed a walk-off walk. Okay, need to stop, it’s getting too depressing.

he didn't swing at a low/away pitch!

I watched Comcast Friday, Braves lost.
Last night, I watched Sportsouth. Braves won.
Today, I watched Comcast, Braves lost.

Hold on for a sec.

HEYWARD HOMER!!

Too little, too late….but at least it’s a positive note to go out on.

I want to have his children

I don’t care that it’s not possible

haven't you seen "Junior"

starring the Governator?

Ask Arnold how to.

Almost referenced it

but I would’ve had to -1 myself

went oppo!

now if only it was tied now.

ok, ok we got something to be excited about i guess.

Heyward hits a 5 run homer!!!!!!

And it was a walkoff…. Game over.

No he didn’t!

Hhahahaha JayHey gets vindication for KK

God damn, this kid is gonna hit 30 bombs easy

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah!
HEYWARD OPPOSITE FIELD!

I feel somewhat better now.

Wasted HR

Yeah, I’ll take any confidence boost for him.

Holy Shit.

That’s something at least

Opposite field power.

I like.

Wilson warmin’ up again.

WTF

Heyward is awesome that should count for 5 RUNZ

matty d

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuick

I'm not gonna lie I'm alll by myself but I called that in my head
Don't worry

I believe you

I think we all call a HR for Heyward every time he comes to the plate…

mercifully over

let’s go to San Diaggo

the whale's vagina should be a bit more welcoming

Anddddddd it’s raining.

shit on a stick

His opposite field power is quite impressive, that looked like an easy pop fly. Was the wind blowing out that way, or is he just that amazing?

His Hr the other day was Oppo too, right?

Probably a little of both

Well Molina flinched at the crack of the bat… so the kid’s strong like bull, for one thing

UGH

screw you Braves offense you guys suck. Other then Mac and Heyward

and Prado.

and Lowe

When is Lowes

next start i totally expect the Braves to score 13 runs

Lowe counts for offense.

He's our lucky charm, send him to the mound everynight :=)
Not what Chip and I had in mind for tonight...

Maybe tomorrow night will be better…

Another bad loss

Could have easily swept this series. With the Braves tough early schedule, it really hurts that they have let so 3 winnable games slip away early.

Wow. I missed it.

I’ll never stop watching early again. Fuck you homework. you convinced me to leave.

Homework

is the worst thing ever invented

i'm a math teacher

and i stopped giving it

move to Arizona

and be my teacher.

are they hiring?

our district just laid off 39 1st & 2nd year teachers and i’m moving out west in august. seriously…tell me next game and i’ll look into it!

=)

i wish

the UofA just let go of a bunch of staff and they freakin raised tuition like crazy. no $$$ i guess

too bad

all my students love me =)

good to hear man. i always try to be tight with all my teachers who are sports fans

what's weird about it

is i’ll get on to some of them pretty hard now and then, but i guess they just can’t stay mad at me?

they’re pretty forgiving, because sometimes i flip my lid at the dumb stuff that goes on in there! ha

I have one male teacher this semester.

Always talks about how professional athletes are all spoiled babies, so he doesn’t watch sports anymore. He says its all about corporate America.

Needless to say, he’s an egotistical douche

ha...while i agree partially with his sentiment,

he seems to take it to the extreme.

these professional athletes have NOTHING to complain about. they live a charmed life in which they get to play a GAME for hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, admired by millions, to boot.

but i can’t stop watching!!!

Most of them do it because they love sports...

But there will always be those few that do it for the fame and glory…no matter what profession they’re in….

Funny that he’s one of those people that always talks about his accomplishments as a teacher.

shoot, i have no accomplishments as a teacher

i suck.

Dude. Come be my teacher.

Damn Phillies and Marlins won today right?

yeah. Halladay pitched and Dodgers choked.

Braves are tied for 3rd in NL East with the Natinals... :(

Thank goodness it’s early. .
500 record something to build on.

Braves are how many games back?

our season is over

the Phillies have looked unbeatable against the powerful Natinals and Astros.

Yep... :(

If the Astros and Natinals can’t beat the Phillies, the Braves don’t have a chance…

ASStros. What not clever enough?

Heyward with the Andruw Jones HR

Not knocking him but it didn’t help.

shoot, except for game 2,

i’d say the HR was Chipper-esque

I think they should give Heyward the save tonight instead of the G’s reliever

its

official we suck. Trade Hanson and Heyward

Sell the farm, too, right?

We have a farm and we haven’t put that in the lineup too????

Barbaro Canizares

should be our clean up hitter.

Shoot

He should be the GM

Phillies got Washington, Marlins got Cincinnati tomorrow. Great.

well

we got San Diego so its not to bad

Observation:

The TC Heyward HR logo was down today, and Heyward hit another one.

THE THEORY STILL HOLDS!!

hahaha
im telling you

without the logo, Heyward is 3 for 3. He’s gonna hit 159.

What?

You don’t think he’ll have any multi-HR games?

plus

HR on off-days where we don’t play!

oh shit

lets go with 200 then.

How I feel

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg265/SouthernFriedFan/humor/thfirestomp.gif

Glad we got the Padres tomorrow

ha!

that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen

Gwinnett should play for Atlanta.

See everyone tomorrow

it’s my first series tomorrow…hope it goes well.

Bein’ mad at Matty D is like bein’ mad at your smartest student in class.

fades fast?

makes you chuckle?

BRING BACK

GREG NORTON

if that happens, i would wear a Yankees shirt and scream that I’m gay for A-Rod.

wow

i had already wiped him from memory.

thanks a lot

What about

BRING BACK DIORY HERNANDEZ or SCOTT THORMAN

Dude! Thorman!

God, he was Casey Kotchman without the glove. Yuck.

Kotch was way better.

at least he put the ball in play with regularity

dang it...

now the Suns are giving it up. If they blow this game, I will have a hard time sleeping.

Goran Dragic

is great.

Brian Jordan just said that Kung-fu Panda plays good defense at third base...
what does he know?

After Heyward’s first week as a Major Leaguer….

6 games, .292 BA, 3 HR, 8 RBI, .708 SLG

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