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Braves Heyward to Start in the Minors

Because of the worsening condition with Jason Heyward's shin splints, the Braves have opted to keep their young superstar in extended spring training and they send him to triple-A Gwinnett before he makes his Major League debut. This announcement came only one week after the team announced that Heyward had made the Major League squad, but the team decided to err on the side of caution.

Team President John Schuerholz had this comment about Heyward, "shins, balls, nuts, we have to have all of him healthy, we don't want to any part of him injured when he plays his first Major League game. We went through that last year with [Jordan] Schafer."

At least for now it looks like Atlanta fans will have to wait to see the future of the team for another few weeks.

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Son of a biscuit eater. Well, i guess i can’t get mad about this, it sounds like the safest way to go. So our fourth OF is……….Blanco? The rest of the outfield better stay healthy is all i can say!

Yeah, i just realized it as i left the page. Facepalm for myself.

This blows…

Wait… Is this an April Fools??? I thought he was fine yesterday!

cmon “shins, balls and nuts?”

Well played...

Bravo, Gondee… Bravo.

Let’s see hiw many more posts I can leave making me look like an idiot

You can't fool me there Gondee....knew it immediately

we put our trust in you. this is a direct violation of the blogger-fan relationship. im a bit hurt. but relieved. almost had a heart murmur

Unfunny.

sorry, guess i better work on my stuff

meanwhile, back in the world of semi-serious journalistic endeavors:

… Like the rest of the Braves, he’s pleased the Braves put aside factors other than performance — i.e. Heyward’s youth or contract ramifications — and made the decision to have the phenom on the opening day roster.

"Oh yeah," Diaz said. "I’m sure the fans are pleased, but I know this locker room’s very, very pleased. We’re all pumped. We know he can help us. He’s going to make pitchers pitch differently.

"Whether he hits for power or not, he brings that threat to a pitcher, and he’s going to make them bear down. It’s another piece of depth on our team. Makes us a really deep team."

In related news, Tommy Hanson to undergo Tommy John surgery and will be out for the year.

In related news, John Smoltz will perform Tommy John surgery on Tommy Hanson, rendering them both out for the remainder of the year. ;)

In related news, Tommy John will undergo Tommy Hansjohn Smoltz sugery being performed by Jason Heyward from 480 feet away by hitting baseballs.

I would continue this, but you won…

I got a chuckle out of that one.

Hahaha

Good stuff

I'd cry

Your tears fill me with joy. :P

I kid, I kid. ;)

This is how the nation felt when Orson Wells said “oops, sorry about the whole martian landing thing” after people threw themselves out of windows

Those were primitive times.

Now where did I put my secret decoder ring?

got me

until I read the quote.

Good one

Funny, but nice try

As soon as I read the Schuerholz quote, my fear turned into laughter. Can someone please get a video clip of Schuerholz and dub in the “shins, balls, nuts” quote?

I did a double take when i read that too, but i shook it off as "I"m old and i can say whatever i want".

yeah...

That was a dead giveaway….

not to everyone :(

You suck at life.

Thanks for the encouragement.

I guess you’ve been given enough hell, but I can’t believe you would think bowtied homeboy upstairs would actually say “balls” or “nuts” – to the media! Kudos to you for having the kahones to admit it, though.

but i shook it off as "I"m old and i can say whatever i want".

Now that’s funny.

Pretty good...

But it didn’t get me as bad as CAC this morning: http://capitolavenueclub.com/?p=2395

Didnt think i could get "April Fooled"

….But you got me haha

I knew it.

When I first logged on here this morning, my thought was that there would be an April Fool’s Post about Heyward being sent down. I don’t know why I thought it, I just knew it would be here.

You didn’t have me for one second.

Yeah...

When I was starting up my computer, it was with the thought "Well, time to check Talking Chop and find out what happened to Heyward since it’s April 1.

Worst day of all time.

Well played Mauer Gondeee

I’m not even allowed in Mexico

Then where did I get this?

Nice

A Cell phone ban while driving law just went into effect today in my city.

One of our local radio stations are broadcasting that in addition to a fine, the police officer will take your cell phone and smash it with his boot if you are caught driving while talking on the phone.

I don’t know how many calls they received of pissed off people. They even had the police chief make a statement confirming it. Hilarious!

This one was good too:

UGA Taking PETA request seriously

David Hale is the best.

Had me thinking for a couple of seconds…

haha I hate this day!!! got it pretty quick though

dang scared me..

i was trying to figure out what to do with my fantasy team..i would have more than likely left him in as his production when he’s not even playing would have doubled or tripled what FYF’s when he is and was playing.

Heyward traded to Mets

in return for Jeff Franceour and prospect to be named later.

I don't want to
I don't want to imagine any of this happening

April fools losses it’s luster when it happens to be your birthday. So I’m getting gagged and getting gifts, that in turn are gags… Sigh.. At least the money isn’t fake!

(Note to murph35’s friends, if you really want to get him, fake money will work.)

Not cool

Not cool at all. I have always liked the fake lotto ticket gag, though it is slightly evil haha

haha, i’ll buy you a real beer sometime, murph

Coincidence or not,

I really did win BIG on a lottery ticket. I’m just coming out about it today, was letting my attorney handle it, didn’t want all the press, and people crawling out of the woodwork claiming they were long lost kin.

I now have more money than I can ever spend. I would like to share it with all my friends on here.
If anyone would be interested in having a piece of the pie, just let me know. I would love to know, I’ve helped pay off college loans, etc.

no way, really? Congrats!

Jude:

I am very happy for you and wish you the best of luck in hopefully doing many good deeds. Please continue being careful about people who might attempt to take advantage of the situation.

David


NOT FUNNY, NOT FUNNY!!!

I know, I know,

just couldn’t stop myself :)

SBNation blogs got me good today

good thing he’ll be in the lineup!

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