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Unbearable Braves Quote For The Day

From a Jon Heyman Twitter post:

braves, reds could be in mix for garret anderson

Um, WHAT! Hey Jon, on behalf of the entire Braves universe... GFY!

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Why would anyone who knows anything about our team say that?

BFS.

its weird how before reading this i didn’t know what GFY or BFS meant….but after reading they both popped right into my head….like it was meant to be….

Hey 10-4, how quickly can you get face-time with Wren?

on my way! I’ll save you Atlanta!

Aww f*ck

Frank, if you would do this, you might get hell broken out on you. Just sayin’.

I think this should give an accurate portrayal of how you’re feeling, corrrect?

you could say that.

So is he trying to prove he's an idiot or what?...

Seriously, we pass on Damon over $5m, but target FUGA? Something there doesn’t add up, and I’m guessing it’s Heyman’s IQ.

It didn’t make sense to waste money on FUGA last year, but our brilliant GM did just that.

Except it was justifiable. This would not be

For real,

it’s not like there’s a DPH in baseball (designated professional hitter).

You mean last year...

when we had what appeared to be a need for an OF, unlike this year where we have plenty, and for another middle of the order bat (which Anderson wasn’t but had been previously), which is also unlike this year with the signing of Glaus, development of Escobar and Heyward, etc. Yeah, different year, different needs.

LOL

There was no reason to bring in FUGA last year, heck, the reason he was available was that everyone else in the game already knew that he was done as a productive player, certainly they knew that he was no “middle of the order bat” anymore. If Wren couldn’t see what everyone else in baseball did last year with regards to FUGA, how do you know that he isn’t getting visions of that one hot month that Anderson had last year in his head and thinking, “Hey, Garret was hurt last year, we could bring him in on the cheap, and he’ll be just as good as that Damon guy I just tried to sign …”

Damon was a leadoff hitter,....

hence the minimal (judging by our offer and what he ultimately accepted) interest. FUGA is not a leadoff hitter. And I think having Melky, McLouth, Heyward, Schafer, and Diaz competing for starting jobs is a little different than last year when it was Diaz, Schafer, Blanco, and Josh Anderson.

Watch it with those fact.

I’d rather be raped by a cactus. Or have rusty thumbtacks inserted into my pee-hole.

or have to look at this

rosie Pictures, Images and Photos

why be nice?


look at this.

wtf was he thinking….

“Damn, 8 beers down, and this girl is FINE!”

i hope it was 8 shots of everclear…

I would need 8 shots to the groin.

Excellent, excellent work.
this is kinda how i feel about this

HIMYM Pictures, Images and Photos

greatest. gif. ever.

better than the chipper stare? or the frenchy being afraid of the ball? or the sandoval cake? I’d rank this 3rd, only ahead of the cake

fail. the heap double and chipper going mental is what i meant for the first

someone post that one of Chipper and BMac

PLEASE. It’s magical.

Raul Ibanez’s throw from LF is pretty great as well.

lmao

that’s great.

thats so classic…… the cake gets me every single time tho…

1/2 hero. still waiting on the heap double. you mind if I download it (seeing as its from photobucket)?

sure...I just found it with Google...

I thought I had it downloaded somewhere, but couldn’t find it. I’ve been looking for the heap triple; no luck so far….

really? (goes off searching for the next 3 hours..)

I found it

here we go

Photobucket

someone bookmark this thread!

it’s the picard face palm away from having all the good images…

You can't have all the good Picard images without


which is also my reaction to Jon Heyman’s Tweet.

i could have sworn

it was a triple

it was. my mistake

don’t forget kermit and christian bale

This. I regularly pull that one up on my laptop for a quick laugh.

Damn it didn’t work.

Second times a charm.

anyone remember what episode this was?

I thinkt it was early second season when ted and robin started hooking up

pinch me I must be dreaming having a nightmare…

I do enjoy these new Quote of the Day Segments

But if we f’ing sign Garett Anderson I will rub broken glass into my eyeballs before I watch him sleeping in left field while Diaz sits on the bench all pumped from his latest p90x workout

I have a higher opinion of Frank Wren than this. We WILL NOT end up with Garret Anderson again. It just can’t happen. Wouldn’t the planets have to be in alignment on the summer solstice, whilst a secret ritual is performed by Zombie Hitler for something like this to happen anyway?

Do you have proof that that’s NOT happening?

Ummm…..it’s not the summer solstice for sure…

Fuck this clown

wtf?!

That’s the clown from Zombieland. I think

yeah it is!

that movie was the shit man, Tallahassee was a complete badass!

best movie of last year

sadly i haven’t seen it….apparently i need to..

seriously...

Harrelson and Michael Cera 2.0 are fantastic…Abigail Breslin and Emma Stone really shine as well.

And the celeb cameo toward the end really put it into elite status imo.

yes

you not only need to see it, you need to see it drunk first (and marvel at the genius of bill murray) and then sober and realize that it’s funnier when you’re sober.

I fucking hate clowns, but this one’s not so bad.

In the immortal words of Spock, that’s illogical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that is all

We

barely avoid Damon and now FUGA why cant i relax until ST. Damn it Wren im only 20 i dont need this much stress

Flashback!!!!

I think Heyman confused some notes from last spring. If you asked him he would probably tell you that Schaffer is looking good to make the team out of ST and that Frenchy’s new swing will have people calling him the “Natural” again.

just a heads up: Jordan’s last name only has one ‘f’ (Schafer, not Schaffer)

Tell that to Heyman, they’re his notes. LOL. I suck!

Well at least I got some good news today

my Braves/DBacks tickets just came in the mail! Cant wait! I think I know 2 other TC members are gonna be at the game(s)…anyone else?

every time i hear about TC’ers attending game i feel such hatred jealousy inside.. :p

That's GREAT News

Right there for the whole series!!! I can’t wait! I haven’t gotten my season tix yet, but i figure they’ll be coming in soon. I got the boss to spring for parking passes again. Life is sweet!

I’m just hoping — if not praying — that Heyward will be playing by early June. I can’t really come up with a scenario where he wouldn’t be playing, but there’s always a chance. I’d also love to see Tommy or JJ pitch. I’ve seen Huddy, DLowe, Medlen and KK pitch, so it’d be nice to see a fresh face on the mound.

Were you there last season when Medlen got his first win as a starting pitcher? I have those tix saved. I might try and get him to sign them when they come to town.

He would probably appreciate that you kept those.

I hope so. It might get me a better shot at the autographs!

yeah, i was at that one

When FUGA hit the HR to right, i nearly cried. I didn’t keep my tickets, but i’m positive I have pictures of that game layin around here somewhere.

My wife was a trooper going to all four games with me. But then again, she is the D-Backs fan in the family.

Dbacks would be real good this year if BWebb is healthy.

FW will know better than to let this happen….i hope…

This will be me..i don't care if its backup batboy..just say no FW my life is in your hands..

Bull Shit

Don’t believe this for a second…. the post did call for plenty responses that got a good laugh out of me.

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what the holy )(&^%$#!#$%^&()+)(&$^&%^%&($^&&^((%^^&%&$%^$%$#%@&*&((&)&^ crap is this?

Where in the world does JH gets this crap! Seriously, JH, do us Braves fans a favor. Do not do any reporting on the Braves ever again.

DO NOT SULLY THE VAUNTED INITIALS OF THE CHOSEN ONE!

To distinguish between the two, I propose that Heyman henceforth and forevermore be known simply as Mr. Asshat. No more, no less.

i call THE ONE JeyHey.

i’m wat too pissed right now to care

if i even hear about a potiential deal for GA from the Braves, i am gonna go through the roof

Woah

Jon Heyman has thrown out rumors that are ridiculous before. Lets not get carried away. I don’t see Frank Wren doing this.

On a side note, please Frank Wren, don’t do this.

he did it last year, lets hope he learned something from it

Yeah

but the outlook on Anderson was different last year. Now we know.

Won't happen

Bowman and DOB both had mentions in articles at the end of the season that FUGA wasn’t a good clubhouse guy and didn’t want to be in Atlanta in the first place. The team brass knows this. He won’t be signed by the Braves again.

If Heyward is not ready

Then it may not be such a bad move. If we have to play Melky full time in RF then we will need a LH hitter to platoon with Diaz in LF.

Diaz is better against both RH and LH pitching than Anderson — there is no advantage to platooning Diaz if Anderson is the other option

Yeah I know that 95% of all Braves fans have been duped into believing that Diaz is the second best hitter in the NL behind Pujols. I’m not convinced.

…umm, ok. I don’t believe I said he was second to Pujols. I said he was better than Anderson. Big fucking difference there.

Maybe you should check some stats if you don’t believe me:

FUGA 2009
vs. LHP .283/.307/.407/.714
vs. RHP .262/.302/.399/.701

Diaz 2009
vs. LHP .412/.464/.640/1.104
vs. RHP .255 /.349/.400/.749

So, as you can see, Diaz is WAY better against lefties than Anderson and slightly better against righties (all the while bringing better defense to the table too). So, in what way would a Diaz/Anderson platoon serve us?

THIS

Preach it, brother.

We don’t need anything.

good idea -- for a coach for minor league mgr

I was one who supported last year’s signing of Anderson as the best choice for that amount of money in a year of gradual rebuilding. For a long stretch after he regained his health he provided a valuable bat. But due to the inevitable toll taken on all by age, Anderson’s fielding is no longer acceptable on the major league level.

Garret Anderson’s a solid role model and he has played for some of baseball’s best managers. His experience, temperament, and diligent approach to the game suggest that he might be a good man to have in the organization to help develop younger players. I’m glad the Braves are remaining in contact with him for that reason.

Calm down - Heyman is a huge rumor monger

I guess many of you don’t get this, but while Jon Heyman is a good online writer, he’s an awful guy to follow via Twitter. All he does is pass on rumors with no comment. If someone who knew him said, just to mess with him, that Dale Murphy was coming out of retirement to play for the Braves again, he’d pass it on. Just because Heyman says something on Twitter, that in no way means it’s likely to happen.

FUGA!?!!?! YEEAH!

I’D LOVE TO HAVE PROFESSIONAL GLIDING BACK AND PROFESSIONAL SAC FLIES BACK! :D

We need FUGA

because of all his PROFESSIONALISM

Nah

but I would take his VETERANISM

Crap...

…given all the animals in the no way pictures posted about FUGA, what we really need is his VETERINARIANISM.

This poor dog was running toward our good friend MattyD and then he was caught off guard by LOAF professionally gliding towards him. The good thing for poor dog is that he has plenty of time to react.

Does the dog bat left handed? We could sign him instead.

Also, this is my dog AJ when I told him the rumor....

…he was not pleased.

Sometimes I think that

Heyman is trying to break the world record for “most ridiculous unsubstantiated rumor started merely to cause a team’s fanbase to hyperventilate and bang their heads against the wall.” I mean, he probably knows that we Braves fans all hate him, so I wouldn’t put it past him to start rumors like this just to mess with us.

Also,

note the “could be” in his tweet. Anything “could be” true… My cat “could be” a baseball columnist, for instance. (Actually, my cat would be a better columnist than Hey-man…)

Good call by Heyman

Not for the substance itself, but for the damn funny thread his asinine remark sprouted!

Heyman cannot stop Heyward with this rumor. All he can do is delay him for a while.

which might not be a bad thing…

reference fail

lol

i dont think you and I pick everything up that the other person puts down. Know what I mean?

yeah, but if you’ve been around here enough you should get to what I’m referencing

.........

no clue

i’ll leave it for cb, justin, or Mr. Sanchez; you know, to build the anticipation

Yeah, dude…I am with mvhsbball on this one…maybe I am just slow tonight though.

jesus. This is TC. do we go a day without a Princess Bride reference?

Dude, I was no where near that ballpark. lol

I have no idea what’s happening here, but if you two want to be alone for a while, we’ll all understand.

nope, its simple

I made a horrible reference and now look stupid. carry on, nothing new here

Death cannot stop true love

only delay it for awhile. I’m with you pal.

Yes!

you see, it wasn’t that bad of a reference

Stop rhyming, I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

Death!

That explains FUGA’s movements in the outfield while failing to get to fly balls last year.

Just wondering...

Does anyone know when BBTN is going to Braves camp? I know they’ve been the the Skankies, Sillies, Fishies, and Cardinals so far…i’d love me some Braves coverage for a change.

They were covering the Braves on The Show with Jim Bowden and somebody yesterday. They interviewed Bruce Manno, and it was good to hear Braves coverage. Bowden thinks we’ll challenge for the Wild card, and the other guy didn’t feel we’d challenge for anything due to all our “if’s”.

Also, on the news last night, Brian McCann was showing off his Fantasy Football championship belt, which would make the WWE proud. That thing was huge. He was agging Chipper on about it, and Chipper was just shaking his head.

Just good to see the boys again.

The Show...

Jody McDonald… I HATE that guy’s voice, so I can respect nothing he says.

They are going to be in the Braves ST on Thursday of this week. It is posted over on the espn.com spring training site.

Mike and Mike did the Braves today...

itll prob be posted to their site today.

Heyman must be on the Doc Ellis diet...

a little off topic, but this is worth a watch

OH CHIT !!

WTF !!! OH HELL NO !!!

looks like we signed Salcedo

http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/02/21/braves-could-sign-top-shortstop-prospect/

now, where does he fit in our top-5.

Assuming that Heyward starts the year in Atlanta, the top 5, in my eyes, HAS to be

1. Teheran
2. Freeman
3. Vizcaino
4. Salcedo
5. Minor

Minor over Delgado? Teheran jumps Freeman? Salcedo is 4th as an 18 year old having never had a minor league AB? Wha?

i know...

i typed that and said, “i need to stop drinkin’”

more realistic...

1. Freeman
2. Teheran
3. Vizcaino
4. Delgado
5. Minor

however, IF Salcedo plays up to his skills, he will be VERY close to Freeman at the end of the season. With our dearth of positional player depth, I could see the hype train get rolling for Salcedo (especially if he hits well at the Beach, ‘cause if you can hit well there, you’re destined to be a star).

A list without Bethancourt...

is wrong. He will flourish again this season, and become a top prospect (not just in the Bravesd system, but all of baseball).

I think spirits have been so high

about this year, somebody is just trying to bring us down with news like that. Lets not let that happen. Hopefully Frank Wren is smarter than that.

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