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Man attacks TVs in Lilburn Walmart after learning, albeit a tad late, that the Atlanta Braves have traded long time second baseman Kelly Johnson.

"Just after noon Wednesday, Westley Strellis, 23, of Lawrenceville, walked into the Walmart on Lawrenceville Highway in Lilburn.

After grabbing a metal baseball bat from the sporting goods section, he walked to the electronics department and destroyed the TVs on display.

He was arrested not long after. Witnesses say he was heard yelling the name 'Prado! Prado! while being taken into custody."

Ok, maybe the Johnson part I made up.

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justincredible…is that you??

I knew that was coming. lol!

It was setup too nicely to let it go to waste. haha

YOU LIE!!!

The braves released Kelly.

Don’t make me use my supermajority to force you to accept the truth. :P

It’s filibuster-proof.

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