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The Braves Homestand of DEATH and FEAR

The 10-game homestand that starts tonight will feature the Braves facing 4 really good clubs, who should all beat us handily. The Cubs come in for a makeup game tonight, then the Yankees for 3, the Red Sox for 3, and the Phillies for 3. It's probably too early to talk about this stretch being make or break, but we might be at that point. This homestand will at least be one to remember, good or bad.

I have nicknamed it "The Homestand of Death and Fear," but we can come up with some other names too. "DEATH" stands for Diaz Erased Above The Head, for all the times that Matt Diaz swings at strike three at or above his eyeballs. And "FEAR" stands for Francoeur Evades Another RBI, for all the times that Jeff Francoeur fails with runners on base.

Your challenge today is to come up with some other good acronym-words for the ways the Braves suck.

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Don’t Even Attempt To Hide…Flyball Entering Anderson’s Range…

I'm about to go to lunch

So I’m just going to go out on a limb, and pre-post this in expectations of what’s going to be trickling in response to this challenge:

PINS

Pitching issues and No Scoring

A PENIS - Awesome Pitching, Except Nobody Intentionally Scores
FACEPALM

Frenchy, Anderson Cannot Even Play Another Lame Minute

farts

francoeur, anderson rip trouser shorts.

Vrenchy
Arenchy
Grenchy
Irenchy
Nrenchy
Arenchy

haha

thats some funny shit

game PPD??

i just saw that the cubs/braves game today was PPD? Is this accurate? Seems a bit early to call the game

not according to mlb.com
according to google sports

since when did Google have sports?

DFA

Definitely, Frenchy’s Awful

BHCSBC

Bill Hahn Can Suck Bobby’s Cox

Braves
inEpt
Execution
Requires

My
inEbriation

Also works with the German spelling: BIER ME

WAR PIGS

Wishing Andruw’s Return….proves internal grief started (or proves i gave up season)

NEW R-OF

Never
Expect
Wins
Relying
On
Francoeur

BRAVES FAILURE

Braves
Rarely
Are
Victorious
Each
Series
Features
Aggravation
Ineptitude
Let
Us
Reduce
Expectations

GLAVINE

Got
Losses?
Another
Victory
Is
Not
Expected

Francoeur
Rarely
Assists,
Nay,
Craps
On,
Every
Unfolding
Rally

For him...

Pitches Elude Contact, On Average

My prediction.........

We beat the Cubs.
We beat the Yankees 2/3
Red Sox beat us 2/3
We beat the Thillies 2/3

~
Revenge is a dish best served HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

lets hope so

Phuck the Fils

"Your challenge today is to come up with some other good acronym-words for the ways the Braves suck."

Good to know this is a positive site. We’re turning into a bunch of Mets fans.

lol

Speak for yourselves……I’m always optimistic, except after a Loss like last night. Just needed to sleep that one off.

i am too

im real pissed for about an hour after a real hard loss. after yesterday, any conversation i had led to me yelling about Nick Green and his stupid 290ft GW homer. After an hour or so, im good.

Obviously you guys dont think the Braves truly suck, or you wouldnt bother watching the games, checking websites and posting on TC.

tell that to the Prince.

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