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Open Thread 5/29: Braves @ DBacks

Jair Jurrjens goes against Jon Garland tonight and hopefully we can get to Garland early. There were rumors about us picking up Garland in the offseason but they never happened, thank God. He is sporting a 4.70 ERA with more walks than strike outs on the season (21:20 in 53 innings). Jair has been our best pitcher so far this season but I can't help but wonder when he is going to come back down to earth. His peripherals don't really support his ERA at this point. I'm not complaining and the kid is young and very good, but I get the feeling he has been a little lucky so far this season.

I don't even know what to say about the offense anymore. Most of the Braves have only faced Garland once (and none of the regulars have done well) but he is pretty terrible so maybe we can get something off of him. We need to get in here and take the last two games of this series. Right now we are a game under .500 and we are only 3.5 out of first place. If we can make a couple of pickups here soon it won't be too late to make a run. Lets just hope something is in the works.

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Let's go Braves!

IS it normal to keep watching this over and over and over and over

No.

You need therapy.

who’s bling was your avatar before you changed it

I think...

You’re thinking of Lizziebeth.

Purely a technical question….are we allowed to post animated gifs?

who’ bling was your avatar before you changed it

ha ha ha. are you gonna hit on every lady on the site with that line?!
It’s Gonzo’s bling.

TC favorite Luke Scott is pulverizing Dontrelle Willis tonight.

Its Dontrelle Willis

But its 2 HRs…

Mets & Marlins tied at 1 going into the 9th…Calero just got out of a bases loaded jam. Phils up 5-4 on the Nats in the 7th, bases loaded 1 out for Philly

Mayberry strikes out on a NASTY hook

from whom?

Joe Beimel of all people. He got out of the inning unscathed too

Lineup

Johnson 2B
Escobar SS
Chipper 3b
Heap C
GAnderson LF
Kotchman 1B
Francoeur RF
Schafer CF
Jurrjens P

So close Bobby…you just have to rearrange THREE PLAYERS

if esco is back why isnt he leading off?

Only logic I can offer is that maybe Bobby wants to get him comfortable in the lineup before he gets him comfortable in the leadoff slot

Before my beverage kicks in too much.....

I’d like to post and say how much I appreciate the Open Game Threads.

As someone who can’t offer up stats off the top of my head, know the ins/outs of the minor league teams and the nuances of the matchups each game…I appreciate a place I can come and experience the game with others across the country real time, as the game is happening.

I enjoy sharing the frustration when we’re doing poorly and celebrating with abandon on every RBI, HR, great defensive play and/or strikeout by our pitchers.

I don’t participate much in the fanposts and wouldn’t dare start one for fear of being carved up by the fans who know much more than I – so I appreciate this unique type of forum to enjoy the games.

Now….

the nahwal predictions are fun too

You’re welcome.

Absolutely! I love trying my hand at good guessing on those.

You are currently in a tie for 47th place overall. Considering its out of 127, you’re almost in the upper third

Aww bigjoe, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were flirting with me LOL.

But seriously, thanks for the info….never knew I was closing in on .500 :-)

i completely agree with you…its taken my braves fandom to a whole new level

Well said…..I feel the same NCChopper!

Jair

i am beginning to suspect that Jair is just a pitcher whose peripherals are always going to look worse then his hard data. Looking back at him with the tigers minor leagues neither scouts, nor stat heads were raving about him. He was a throw-in in the renteria trade and a back end of 100 lists at the time. Please note, i think he is not going to keep a 2.07 era, but he isn’t going to balloon up to the 4’s where his peripherals say he should be.

His FIP is actually 3.74, which is quite serviceable for a 3 in this day and age

Jair should have at least six wins if our offense was even decent. I understand why Burnett and Peavy didn’t want to come here.

So yeah. We really need to win this one tonight.

Is everyone having a good Wieters Day? I got a haircut. It was awesome.

You mean THIS Weiters?
Click Me

Kelly sees 3 pitches and Boog commends him for being patient.

wooooo nice start

Great start.

lol it sucks how many times we’ve said that

Wieters isnt gonna be anywhere near as good as Frenchy. He worries about making smart throws and his OPS too much.

Oh my god. We got a break?? No

Anyone have a feed for me? Showtime appears to be down and theres nothing on StickTV

I’m looking, but not finding

I’m trying too – but no luck yet.
Maybe as the Phils and Mets games end, they’ll add this feed.

Fuck Matt Wieters, Joe Mauer is 3/4 with a triple and 2 baserunners nailed. Awesome.

Well, Joe Mauer is a real man, he eats nails and drinks motor oil for breakfast.

Come on HEAP!!!!

Brian’s in need of a launch.

fucking robbed. goddamit

ridiculous vidro

Baltimore drew 42 and change for Wieters debut today. Seriously?

Why wouldn't they?

That is awesome.

Do you deserve credit for that?

Not me. The site is www.ianolandwaydesign.com (which apparantly I don’t have access to).

i don’t either apparently.

I have 4 of those postcards autographed above my desk, and a few more in my safe. Awwwwwwesome

i’ve bid on some eddie mathews ones, but lost every time. my father in law has several, including mantle.

Yeah, when I was at the HOF, it was a year before Mantle died, so he obviously wasn’t at the autograph session…there were 2 sessions, mine had Berra, Spahn (though I didn’t get a card from him cuz he was a mean old man), Killebrew, Musial, Brooks Robinson among others.

nice.

i do have a spahn auto psa certified that i won awhile back. its just a sheet of paper in a graded case.

Nice…mine is on this…placemat looking thing with a bunch of other HOFers

my Steve Avery auto is on a Mad Italian napkin. Byung Hyun Kim’s on a piece of credit card machine paper. lol. Was plain too scared to ask Ken Caminiti for his.

ROID RAGE

Maybe he could have scored you some crack

Ohhhhh…missed opp. rats.
Kept his head down most of the time he was there, didn’t smile of course. Massive Popeye arms. Ate the biggest sushi platter we had, other than the boat.

and now he’s gone.

why wouldnt everyone come out to see the 2nd coming of Ty Cobb-Johnny Bench-Honus Wagner?

Brad Lidge probably coming on to blow the save for Philly

I don’t like high change ups JJ

Well, at least we’ve got Klutchman coming up… maybe he can get a hit. Oh but then Frenchy and Schafer would just K so it doesn’t matter.

He’s not gonna get any pitches to hit

FUGA double!! oh my god.

Billy Butler just hit one into the stratusphere

professional double

looks like the ’backs are playin a little sloppy. maybe they want to give it away.

Need a Klutch RBI here

The game is gonna be on sticktv once the Mets game ends, thank god

Thank goodness it was far enough for him to have to do anything but “glide” into 2nd.

Klutch single!

Klutch Koch came through!

it don’t know if i’d call it a “twitch” but casey does some weird stuff with his mouth before his swing

Professional baserunning by not running on the ball to the right.

Oh god Failcoeur is up

he took a pitch!

LIVE LOOK IN FOR THE RF’S AB

Kotchman has maybe a 2 step lead, hilarious

fyf is back!

That was only a hit cuz Tracy had to hold Kotchman on

still probably would’ve got the run in

Woulda also been 2 outs

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

holy shit, I don’t believe it

well, then again, it was off Garland, the bane of bigjoe’s penis

More walks than strikeouts

Could you IMAGINE if we signed him instead of Kawakami?

yeah, but think about how much fun it would have been to sign neither of them, or Anderson but have Dunn in LF. sigh

3 year extension!

Hallelujah!


Miracles DO happen!

i hope the scouts were watching

am i the only one thinking he should actually sacrfice in front of jj

Quit f-ing bunting!

Nick Johnson just got called out on something that was clearly outside. Philly bias!

Schafer!! Wow this is rare.

Lightning CAN strike twice!

FAIL – no RBI, I was a little premature there ….. hehehehehe

ripped the cover off it!

what was with that roll? he rolled over like three times.

Their second baseman has a large tattoo on his neck. disturbing

he’s covered in tats

I like tatoos as much as the next gal...

but that is seriously disturbing.

Bases loaded no outs!

Base hit JJ!!!

There we GO!!!! Nice job JJ!

2 HIT RBI!

did the braves and dbacks switch uniforms?

We’ve been saving up runs for about 4 games now so I guess it’s time to use them all this game

holy hell, its gonna be one of those 12 run nights

yeaaaa when we only need 3 to win

Anyone have an online feed besides MLB TV? Im in a blackout area for MLB TV.

If you choose the team’s feed thats not in your blackout area, should be fine

I dont have the Premium package…

Are you serious, thats why I’m allowed to do that? Damn

Try a proxy.

LOL, I just saw Schafer’s hit. MLB.TV sucks

i so called it. they wanna give it away tonight.

KJ fail. way to kill the momentum

wow Kelly, WTF?

I’m trying way too hard to find a stream to not be finding one

nice ab esco

Way to fail at getting JJ home.

What the shit was with that moonbeam of a throw to second at the JJ AB?

ugly, wasn’t it?

Esco fail, gotta get the runner in from third, and our 1 & 2 hitters didn’t, dammit

FUGA’s got a touch of grey

walk. 2 on for Mac

Well. at least Heap made the stadium of DBacks fans pucker a bit with that one.

Just missed a HR

Longoria just lined one off Jesse Crain’s ass

Yea, the MLB network guy said his thigh, but that was his ass cheek

Now if only KJ or Esco would have done that.

I'm sick of this feast of famine bullshit

we need to score runs more consistently.

but I’m not complaining about having a lead

kinda sounds like you are.

i wish we didn’t have the lead.

that’s complaining

umm, no…that’s a D’backs fan.

Mixing Texas Pete into my chicken fried rice may have been a mistake…my insides don’t feel too hot

But I admire a man who’s willing to live dangerously.

However, that may burn later south of the border (and not in a good way)

My room stinks horribly right now

glad I’m here and you’re there

You may have crossed over into TMI with that one bigjoe.

You haven’t been around here long to experience open thread summer magic…

Should I be scared or excited about the prospects of what’s in store?

I’m gonna say “scared”

lol at Joe stealing the chair from FSN Arizona.

Tight strike zone tonight?

As that was clearly a strike. Yeah

Gameday is saying a lot of these pitches are strikes

David Wright woulda had that foul pop

Awesome, .TV froze on me

damn … only way JJ gives up runs is his own inabilty to keep people from running

And the fact that the guy on second got on a bad call

Guuuuuuuuuuuuuureat!

awesome job all the way around, Schafer, Kelly and Heap all played that perfectly

Awesome play….

Excellent play by Schafer / Kelly / Heap there!

I don’t know how I feel about MLB.tv. The feed is lagging even when I refresh. Kinda pissed.

YES!

Great play. Nice to see Logan starting to realize he needs to wait for the bounce off the wall.

Do I see at least 3 females here tonight?
Way to “represent” ladies!

Can someone say “orgy”?

Yeah, but “sayin’” it ain’t nearly as much fun.
Not that I would know such things mind you.

Wow. You’re dirty

(in my best Scarlett O’Hara accent)
I’ll have you know, I just showered.

Talking Chop is gonna have to become a pay site if this talk keeps up.

lol. gondee would like that.

I’d like that, because I’d get a cut for “original content”

Do something with THAT, you sick freaks

So that would be a “PayPerBlog”?

Without visual aids, not likely to turn a profit with what I’ve seen so far, these guys like their eye candy.

don’t you dare ruin the male fantasy.

go girlfriend

I think there is 4, u, lizzie, jude, and little lady I believe

Great! 4 and counting.

Mets win…that means sticktv should be up now!

I wonder who was in charge of getting the shot of the diamondback on the railroad track?

It was a great shot. Hubby goes horseback riding there (AZ desert) a lot and says they are incredibly hard to see.

Who got the hit this inning?

nevermind. Of course it was Klutch

Two on for the RBI machine JJ

So FYF had his high point of the night, back to normal.

And how INEPT does he look now that JJ got the walk.

Bases loaded. KJ has to make him pay here.

once again, or pitcher should be batting in the 6 or 7 hole, based on performance

*our pitcher

Would should pull a Joe Maddon, bat our pitcher third

Lowe, JJ, Kawakami and Vazquez have all had good at bats this year.

way to go Kelly!

ESPN putting ads in the middle of GameCast while it loads is infuriating

I couldnt agree more

Great job KELLY!!!!

2 RBIs

Holy shit, i just get on and we scored!

Great AB for kelly

Thank god we didn’t sign Garland

MOON SHOT BY ESCO!

Escobar you animal!

DOB said on his blog today the guys watched Scarface before the game…i guess their testosterone levels are crazy high tonight

I can just imagine the right fielder getting a stupid look on his face, walking up behind Heap, tapping him on the shoulder, and screaming YOU COCKROACH in his face while Heap rolls his eyes

I told you guys…Jon Garland

rusty nail, your dick, we know, we know :)

I know that a Rusty Nail is a drink with Scotch…the rest I’ll take your word for it.

Yeah, there were some outbursts…

THANK GOD HES BACK

Esco!

that was deep!

Escobar AIRMAIL on the way!!!

Is it just me...

or does our line up seem much better with Yunel in it? With him up top we he have a very hard out, and it drops other hitters to slots they play better in

i think we can now blame the four game losing streak on him!

We definitely missed him.

We can do more with the lineup with him in there. When you have someone like Diory, theres a lot less flexibility

especially with Frenchy in the lineup.

Escobar=Manimal

thats why you dont trade Escobar especially durin the season like some have thought about on here.

That ball is still coming down.

Headline on mlb.com

“Jurrjens putting up All-Star numbers for Braves”

lol really? hmm... didn't know that hahahah
Son of bitch, Yunel!

That was one of the longest homers I’ve ever seen.

So this Charlie Morton guy...

9 IP, 0 R, 7 H, 1 BB, 7 K

damn. still think he should be in Atl, at least the bullpen

Don’t step!

Oh my god, did you see who opposed him?

JORGE SOSA!!!!!

Holy shit! Wil Ledezma! Ryan Langerhans!

Damn when this team scores they score in bunches.

so maybe we can beat up on their bullpen tonight and win the rest of this series

Tom Hallion

best called third strike move in the bigs.

What the hell is going on tonight?

We’ve already discussed gas and orgies

So, another day in the office, i take it

yeah, pretty much

What’s his move? Im listning on radio

He does this huge uppercut like he is Apollo Creed

haha thats awesome

points for the Rocky reference

Remember the Renteria-for-Garland rumors from two years ago?

No. Thank god.

surprisingly no.

Heyward out of the lineup again. Freeman 2/4 with a walk.

how is Cody Johnson doin?

1/5 with a double and a strikeout

ahhh ok thx.

Hubby is optimistic, he’s already got the BRAVES mugs out for tomorrow morning’s coffee.

Smoltz is coming to Greenville, S.C.

For those of you who live close by…

Know what would be awesome

Jair Jurrjens’s first ever complete game.

im actually surprised he doesn’t have on already in his career.

Dude really loved his deep counts last year

No chance, 50 pitches through 3

Got in late, didn’t realize. That’s a bummer.

Gamecast plays ads between innings? So gay

Gamecast fails hard this year

Could you imagine that shit in an office?

since when does gamecast play commercials between innings?

Im pretty sure its all dependent on how much game changing you do…

I’ve gotten 2 ads, and have had it open for one full inning.

thats not normal…at least not for me…ive watched several innings before.

Nice, every man in the lineup has a hit

These Wendy’s commercials want me to avoid the restaurant as opposed to getting a COFFEE! TOFFEE! TWISTED! FROSTY!

wendy’s only value is in the Baconator and just your normal chocolate frosty.

just your normal chocolate frosty

Amen.

I got one of those spicy chicken sandwiches a couple weeks ago and didn’t flinch. Weak sauce

Most “spicy” items arent spicy anymore.

The Volcano Taco at TB is mildly hot, but ive had so much hot stuff in my life that its nothing.

that thing was way hotter than i expected

I used to love those… but like you said, not nearly as much kick these days.

The boy-band one? where they all dress in white and sing?

I’m more irritated at the one with all the people getting cut back and forth with the dizzying cuts

the guy wearing the sunglasses looks like logan

Professional quasi sacrifice

If Kotch gets the RBI

Then we’ve used up our runs for the weekend

well mercifully he didnt

and with frenchy up, mac might as well just head back in now

i’ve been using the frenchy at bats to flip over to the Metallica concert on fuse.

Kotchman isn’t getting any pitches to hit in front of the right fielder

whoah didn’t catch it til Simpson said somethin but Mac should be at third good catch Simpson.

Remember the good ole days when we used to put up 8 or 9 runs a game?

lol scored anyway.

Well, crap

Looks like someone wants to keep his job.

hell, its the end of the world for sure

Frenchy with 2 hits? I bet Demi Moore just gave birth to a child without a soul.

(+1 to anyone who gets that reference)

Ghost? (purely a guess)

nope, older

Seventh sign

+1

unless you had to use wikipedia or something to get it:)

nope! I watched a lot of TBS before I got satellite.

Why doesnt GA deserve No.18?

that number should have been retired with the great Ryan Klesko

Klesko was really good, but GA was way better than Klesko at their peak points.

like I give a shit what GA was 10 years ago with Cali-Ana-Orange County.

You get the hell out of here.

GA is a career .300 hitter with over 1300 RBIs…Klesko isnt close to either.

GA doesn't give speeches in camo

Ryan Klesko

Former rookie of the year runner up wore it

Over/Under Frenchy bein our Starting RF for the rest of the season.

thats not an O/U

ehhhh maybe you get what i mean though lol.

but, ill say that as of now, he will be.

as much as i dont like it

Teixeira said Girardi is the greatest manager he’s ever played for. Douchebag.

now that is truly funny.

Yea

Even Scocia (sp) would be better

Fanshot! Old news

man, I cant remember a mic this loud in the dugout … good stuff

I'm listening to the radio

And they said that Robodouche said “Joe Girardi is the greatest manager I’ve ever played for.”

HAHA

Simpson, on Girardi: “anyone can manage a team that has that size of a payroll”

What would a game be without a Logan K?

out of the ordinary

I dunno about you guys, but I’m SOOOOOOOOOO happy Charmin crawled out of his hole to throw around more stupid trade scenarios

He was talking about RAYS stuff too. Why?

Poor flag lady

Look at all the douchey teenagers who are pretending to be interested in her, and just wanting to be on tv.

She looks a bit perturbed – but then showing the youngsters how to do it right.
Gotta admire her dedication. Bet she still has her white boots at home from high school.

DBacks fans are hilarious. Half the time, they have no idea what the fuck is going on

Is JJ getting squeezed as bad as gameday is making it seem?

Tracy almost killed a couple of folks there

then he killed a baseball, dammit

Gotta say Jurrjens doesn’t look as great as he usually does.

Fudge! It’s just the 4th, can’t relax now.

even JJ is human

I’m going to bed, I have to be up in 8 hours. Later all

Nite bigjoe.

Bye babe.

Lance Cormier with a 1.37 ERA? WTF?

But noone has come back after being down 10-2….looks at TB and Cleveland boxscore…..ummm…

Im sure we will hang onto this lead and win though.

Popcorn anyone?

I got a hankering for some…gonna go make it.

Make me a sandwich.
extra butter please

Decided on Orville’s “Kettle Corn” – pretty good.

im gonna snag some “Caramel Turtle Fudge” ice cream…

In other NL East news

the Mutts just shipped C Ramon Castro to the White Sox for P Lance Broadway

Should we care?

depends on if you follow what the other teams in the NL East do or not

I mean i do, I was just wondering if either one of those players will have any big league impact

Broadway, more than Castro

They say Yunel’s blast was 452 feet. Wow.

Escobar looks to have 15-20 homer power.

more. He’s just touching his potential.

I dont know man he isn’t a homer hitter though so i say 20 is his limit but i mean great as long as he keeps his AVG and OBP high and great defense 8-20 homers is fine with me.

Clint Hurdle gets the axe?

yep, he seemed like a good manager.

Brian McCann is happy.

Ok Jair, you can’t let up now

bullpen gotta get ready.

I hate the west coast, I need to go to bed

Anderson’s defensive range is truly lousy.

+100

you’re way too liberal with your points.

I agreed strongly. +1 seemed inadequate.

Love your signature btw.

Yeah

Think of it like a strip club. You can’t just walk in throwing $100’s at everyone every time they show a little skin, or make a comment. You make em work for it, a 1 here, a 5 there. Granted, the 1’s won’t get you noticed very often, sometimes flat-out ignored. By the same token, if you go around constantly giving 100’s, everyone gets used to it, to the point where you try to give a 5, and the stripper commenter is calling you a cheapskate and showing you the door.

Hmmm, in contemplating the complexity of this reply….I’d have to conclude that we should save our +100s for those things we feel strongly about and toss in the usual +1s when it’s appropriate.

However, if I were to say, own a stripper pole – would it let me post +100 whenever I wanted?

Just askin’.

in theory, if you owned the pole, you would only be allowed to receive points.

Sidebar: I was once in a strip club for a bachelor party (Cheetah i believe), sat down at the bar. in a minute, an older guy comes up and tells me i’m in his seat. I was pretty drunk, and my only response was “you didn’t call seatback.” He then went on about how he comes there all the time (because he’s awesome). After jawing back and forth, the bartender takes his side, and i had to move. Thats what happens when you only give +1’s.

Oh, the Cheetah.

I feel I’m at a definite disadvantage in this discussion because I’ve never been employed at or patronized a strip club. Hell, I’ve never even been to a Hooters. I’ve got the anatomy, but the savvy skills of bar seat negotiations are beyond my experience.

Thus, I’m gonna have to post my +1s. +100s in the future as the situations arise and suffer the consequences if need be.

I appreciate your attempts to help clarify and personal knowledge of establishments named after predator felines from Africa, but it may all just be beyond my comprehension.

Now I have a headache LOL

if predator felines from Africa give you headaches, you better not think about brightly colored equine.

As in…..Paint or Appaloosa?

Are their establishments with these type of names?

Pink Pony!

Tattletales.

I miss the Gold Club. Patrick Ewing got busted there.

See…..I learn something every time I come here.

Yep, the Pink Pony.

Anderson is truly lousy

much better

Kelly shoulda put a glove on that.

I mean this is typical braves game lol. We usually cant score for Jurrjens and when we finally do he is havin prolly his worst game of the year. damn.

So this is what happens when we get JJ runs. No wonder they don’t do it.

Frenchy gotta dive for that.

With his pathedic offense he has to make up for it with his glove so he gotta dive for those.

wow made Upton look BADDDDDDD.

Oh man, I’ve got the ARZ feed on the stream.

But they have a promotion there wherein if the DBacks score 6 runs you get THREE free Taco Bell tacos with a large drink purchase. Thats a good promotion.

6 runs in a game?

Yes. One game.

Just don’t get the beef – I’m not convinced that meat ever had hooves.

That pitcher is ESPN football guy Mark Schlereth’s son.

Making his MLB debut.

And they are talking up Garrett Anderson like he’s 1927 Babe Ruth.

he’s no Ryan Klesko either.

We never do well the first time we see a pitcher.

And for the past 3 or 4 mins they have had a split screen on his dad and him.

Gotta good game to watch

but my eyes disagree……Good night all…..

Nite HeyJude :-)

i’m sticking this one out. there’s an old friend who wants to say hello.

Strasburg struck out 15 in 7 innings today and lost. damn

And UGA hung 24 on THE Ohshitty State University today. That game ended on a double play where the runner thought there were 2 outs and didn’t tag up. Not that it would have mattered.

wow, I wanna go to the pool

Speaking of water, did you enjoy Charlotte as much as i did?

there was nothing to do but drink

Yep

We were in the Upper Terrace Grandstands in Turn 1, and monday there was a guy so drunk he fell going down the stairs, then came back up, while his buddies were throwing bottles at him. He finally made it, but passed out in his seat. We left before we got to see him try to get back down, i’m sure they had to carry him.

I was shitfaced from the waiting Sunday, then had to drink like hell Monday to fight the hangover. I was really pathetic come Tuesday

you weren’t the shirtless guy that proposed to my wife on the way out were you?

Good to have you back Yunel

FYF doin’ his thang

I dont even have the respect left for him to call him by name.
Norton!

I bet the hairnet is under the helmet.

Oh noes, Moylan coming in.

Jesus Bobby, Moylan sucks

I remember Moylan’s debut year. He was actually a 3/4 delivery guy, and sucked. In 2007 they said “go back to what brought you to the dance,” and he ended up posting like a 1.87 ERA. Looks like people are trying to change him again, with the same disastrous results.

This dude is batting 10-14 with RISP. Yikes.

FREE TACOS! 10-6.

Uh oh. FUCKING PULL HIM NOW

Here Bobby, you’re gonna need this…

It's going to be a long one...

LOL!

Great one Lizziebeth.

sleeping pills i hope

Mike Gonzalez is salivating at the chance to earn a save

Chopper to Chipper!

Man, I really miss Skip.

Me too. I want to buy that Skip shirt in the Braves Clubhouse Collection but they haven’t joined the rest of us in the 21st century and you can only mail or phone your order in if you can’t get to the Clubhouse Store at the CNN Center.

I used to get their catalogs, I need to call them and ask for a new one.
They used to have a web site for online ordering, but MLB put a stop to that.

For the love of God

KEEP MOYLAN OUT OF HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS

YES, THIS FUCKING MEANS FIVE RUN LEADS

JESUS CHRIST BOBBY

Fixed

KEEP MOYLAN OUT OF HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS

At least until he’s actually healthy.

YES

Dude needs to rehab so fucking bad I can’t even tell you

When a guy is not hitting his previous velocity AND he can locate anything for shit, that screams “let me work this shit out in the minors” NOT “let me be your 7th inning guy no matter what”

Fucking a sometimes the Braves people make no sense to me.

Kelly’s not feeling good. Looks like he got tagged on the turn.

cheap, late slide by Parra

And O'Flaherty is still the man

despite his shitty (and unlucky) outing the other day

He’s been a definite asset to our team. One of the few things to brag about this year.

ERIC O! NASTY!

EOF doing business again, as usual. I approve

So is this coincidence

or are NL West teams being dicks?

Braves rout Rockies, Corpas throws at Infante’s hand, breaks the fifth metacarpal

Braves were routing the Dbacks, Parra spikes Johnson

Not cool.

If it was Chipper

he’d be on the DL tomorrow

…. just kidding. Kind of.

The Dbags are about to get to face the Stare of Death

EOF reminds me of a guy that FOX announcers would claim to be a SECRET WEAPON to use against teams like Philadelphia

Good to see Rauch still owns our asses even though he’s not with the Nats anymore and has sucked with the snakes.

Andruw used to own him

Yunel is a bad motherfucker

Viva Cuba!

So there’s 2 ML secondbasemen named Brian Roberts?

There are two Chris Youngs in the NL West, too

I think dude’s name is Ryan.

I thought the same thing though.

yep, normal guy in Baltimore, and this circus freak in Arizona, who’s actually been more of a utility guy for his career

correction, the circus freak is “Ryan”, not Brian. my bad

"Doesn't own him but at least had an option to buy"

Nice, Boog.

+1 for you.

LOL I love Joe Simpson

Boog: “I wonder who’s doing the broadcast tomorrow on FOX”
Joe: “Probably nobody good”

ROFL.

So true. Those no talent ass clowns are only second to ESPN in terms of terrible-ity.

This comment alone makes staying up to watch this game totally worth it

that was good

I love Heap so goddamn much.

It is the total inverse of how I feel about FYF.

I’m LMAO at Joe and Boog right now

Great hit for Heap!

The ARZ guys are talking about Chipper being an awesome hitter.

One of them is Mark Grace. The other I don’t know.

Wasn’t it Mark Grace who called last year’s Braves/Dbacks game last year?

“Francoeur with the 2-0. Hit high. Going back. It’s out of here. The game is over?”

Professional groundout.

another professional groundout

Garrett will not hit more than 10 HR’s this year

I’m not sure he’ll stumble into 3 at this point

It’s hard to hit homers in the majors when you’re released on May 31st. crosses fingers

The problem is they pay him like 2.5+ million… I just don’t see it happening.

They’ve flushed that money down the toilet whether he’s on the team or not.

haha

I just found out UGA DESTROYED Ohio St in the regionals.

Those fuckers can’t beat the SEC in anything.

It was epic. The game ended on a double play. RF catches the ball on a slide and the guy on 2nd didn’t bother to tag up, just ran when the ball was hit.

Look at it this way – cut Francoeur, eat the $3.75MM, and bring in Brandon Jones for the pro-rated league minimum ($475k). At the end of the year when Bjones puts up the average numbers, it looks like $4MM went towards an average right fielder. That’s far better than saying you spent $3.75MM on the worst player in baseball.

Preach it, brother.

B Jones has shown 0 power thus far, but goddamn we know the guy can have a good at bat. That’s all I’m asking at this point.

He may have 0 power, but you’re going to have a hard time admitting that you’d still prefer to have Failcoeur over him.

No dude, I am 100% on board.

I’ve been wanting to DFA/assign to the minors Failcouer for quite some time now… and B Jones will get on base, that much I know.

Hell, I was trying to talk myself into David Delluci (recently released) and Matt Murton (wasting away at AAA) over Failcouer.

Don’t forget, Swagga bothers to make these catches…

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And how long before the 1st?

Soriano has one of the goofiest goatees I’ve ever seen.

Those Dominicans…

Bobby must think gliding won’t cut it if he’s bringing in Matty.

TIGER UPPERCUT

I was thinking more like “FATALITY!”

ump is awesome

Tom Hallion is my favorite. I swear to Pujols, I want to be an honorary team captain when the umpire crew has Tom Hallion on it.

GA would have glided to that and been in the dugout before the umpire could call him out.

I just imagine Anderson riding around on one of those hover-skateboards from Back to the Future 2

Biff’s Pit Bull

Well Garrett is on water right now.

Hey, we’re only 6 years away from flying cars and hoverboards! i think those shoes are already here.

Butterfly in the sky...

He can glide twice as high.
Take a look.
Give him the hook.
Garrett sucks balls!

think I’m gonna watch the 9th from bed, gotta be up in 6 hours for kids games tomorrow

night all

Nite Rhyno18.
I’m hanging in tonight, first night all week I don’t have an early alarm.

same here, and it feels great

lol Gary Oldman in to pitch

Holy shit at the mustache. Either his wife hates him/is blind, or he never gets laid.

He’s a ballplayer, with a $475 league minimum

he get laid

i hate that, because its true.

I love the logic

it used to be minimum wage times 100,000. If that were still the case, it would be like $625,000

In the dark.

Joe: “We’ve got some stats for Jeff Francouer if he gives us a chance to show them.”

Woohoo!! That’s the Frenchy we know and love.

Dipshit tries to hit one off his shoetops.

ILIVEINMYMOM'SBASEMENT.COM!!

BOOG IS ON FIRE TONIGHT

what prompted that?

What else? People arguing on the internet. Namely their facebook page that they pimp 34 times per half inning

And complain when people ask stupid questions.

They were talking about how much Failcouer sucks, and Boog pointed out how he saw a stat (on said site) that said FYF swung at the most first pitches last year (I believe that’s what happened, I’m a little drunk).

Boog is a fucking nerd.

LOL BOOG

“I live in my mom’s basement . com”

How did that pitch look?

The strike 3, I mean…

Actually a really good curve that froze Schafer

On the radio

They made it sound like Schafer was upset about it.

what happened to your watch avatar?

ROFL + a mil

just saw it in another thread.

I decided I didn’t like that watch anymore. Dropped it off at Goodwill earlier today.

smart. it seems to attract a little attention.

You think so?

I don’t think it’s shiny enough.

I was contemplating that earlier tonight…

pretty nasty curve that looked like it caught some plate.

Still say Schaf needs to get some more ABs in the minors.

Can we have Janderson back, please?

Gonzo is always money in non-one run games, so I feel OK.

He’ll probably allow a double though.

uh-oh. I hear gonzo’s stalker screaming.

Lizziebeth

Folks have been thinking I’m you a lot lately.

i thought it was just the one guy on 3 different threads.

Someone thought a picture I put up was hers on another website. I guess it’s because our “names” both start with L.

No se.

Really? wtf.
I called LT’s attention to it, giving all credit to you, but otherwise I have no knowledge of this misappropriation of credit. Let me know what site and I’ll try to get it fixed. I’d never take credit for someone else’s work. That’s….just fuckling wrong.

Ok, I was all confused ‘cause I went to Braves Love, since LT was the only person I told about it (but I know how Jo loves Coach), and saw where she credited you for it. But now I just read the comments, and I see where she said she incorrectly originally posted it as mine. If your email is on here, I can send you the original email I sent her clearly giving you all credit for it (and I mean in true journalistic form like I was taught in skool) – I def don’t want you going around thinking I would take credit for something that’s not mine. I got so upset about it I misspelled ’fucking" in my post above!
So sorry that got twisted like that.

No, no, no!!

I’m not mad at all! I just think it’s funny! She probably had a brainfart and wrote your name instead of mine. Don’t worry about it.

tiger uppercut

Tom Hallion is the fucking man.

Totally consistent zone.

Take notes, every other umpire out there.

GONZO

Baggin’ groceries

Uh oh...

Here it comes…

1 more Gonzo and we can call this one a WIN.

KJ with another fine defensive play. He looks like Clifford Franklin out there.

but UZR (or whatever) says he’s average!

I think ATJ is the biggest reason why I don’t totally trust the defensive metrics.

I wonder if he rocks like that when…..

…nevermind. ;-)

Pardon this blast from the past

“Is is never easy”

what is this "easy" you speak of?

TIGER UPPERCUT

Straight cash, homey.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHOOOOWWWWWWW

Finally!!!!!

The Triumphant Return!!

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I missed you guys!!!!!1

"we all had good ABs against John Garland"

that’s because he has no stuff whatsoever!

and chipper's out tomorrow

goddammit.

Dang

“I would be better if they cut it off” – Chipper in regards to his bad toe

i know a guy. thats all i’m saying.

Chipper needs to manage the Braves after he retires.

I am 100% behind this.

He already sounds like the manager during this post-game.

Really enjoyed that interview.
I want to see a Braves cap on his head for a LONG time to come, in ANY capacity.

+1

He’s absolutely great. Plus, it would be like having an extra hitting coach!

LOL Andruw

Texted Chipper after his 4K game to welcome him to the club. Way to drop ballast on Chipper there.

Can we bring Andruw back? Texas doesn’t have much need for him…

If I recall correctly, Andruw's got a 5K game under his belt.

I was at one of them. In Boston

Hello all....

and goodnight!

Nite all. It’s been a great night baseball convo and best of all WE WON!!

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