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Spring Training Open Thread: Braves at Tigers

The Braves face the Tigers for the first of four meetings in the run-up to the regular season. They are 1-and-1 against Detroit this spring. Javier Vazquez takes the mound, and it is curious to me that Garret Anderson is on the preview page for this game on the Braves site... makes me think that we might get a Garret Anderson sighting in the lineup today. The game will be on the MLB network, hooray!

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Dammit MLBN

Stream link anyone?

I hope to god the Anderson brothers collide in left center and tear some ligaments

Come on now.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well done sir

Rain delay. Estimated start time is 1:50

thanks, i was wondering…

project 96.1 in atlanta is playing Skip Carey outakes it's funny if any one else can pick it up on the radio.
Agreed

Thought it was going to (try and) make me cry, but I’m laughing instead…“but the runner has to stop at 2nd base and tally his banana…game will last all day!”
Just damn, miss him!

Any time they have a game on MLB Network........

we have to listen to the other team’s announcers. It’s not a huge deal, but what’s the deal with that?

Time for some DETROIT TIGERS BASEBALL, featuring the Atlanta Braves.

Tigers have their opening day lineup out there. Shit.

1) Johnson, 2B
2) Escobar, SS
3) Satan, DH
4) FYF, RF
5) Kotchman, 1B
6) Infante, SS
7) Schafer, LF
8) Ross, C
9) Satan x2, CF

KJ starts off with a popup after a long AB

MY EYES

Oh Pujols this is what the lineup is going to look like on days without Chipper and Heap.

Escobar grounds out to 3rd

Stream

The one Leah posted last time works for this game. Use Google Chrome if your browser is giving your problems.

You beat me to it, lol. I just found that it was the same one.

haha

Somebody posted “the Braves are done”

This stream rocks. It’s right in line with the radio feed; no delay.
Thanks!

Satan…walks?!

Bat taken right out of his hands

What a failure of an at-bat

FYF

has a goatee- really odd

ATJ

had some dirt or remnants of lunch on his chin yesterday, too.
Emulation of Chipper’s rug?

Francoeur literally hits one out of the stadium. 2-0 Braves

See ya Frenchy HR

FYF

homer!
2-0 ATL top 1

FYF goes deep!

Wow he’s actually good now!

I think Frenchy has as many hits this spring as he did all last season.

G. Anderson walks. nice.

I read today that G. Anderson enters 2009 with 14 straight seasons of fewer than 40 walks in at least 400 plate appearances. That ties Willie Davis for the longest streak in MLB history.

What an honor

he should be proud of himself lol

Kotchman HR nice

Back to back!

Kotch!

B ACK TO BACK JACKS, Kotchman deep to right center. 3-0

HAHAHA

lets do this

Maybe they should all get that flu Kotchman had?
I hope this is because our players are actually good

And not because Bonderman is still recovering from injury

I’m counting his pitches. This is ugly

According to the MLB Web site box score, the game still hasn’t started.

I wish those box scores would work

Bonderman Ks Infante to end the inning.

THIRTY FIVE PITCHES.

If he pitches a complete game

at this rate that is…315 pitches

Hey, he gets to get all his spring training work in in one day.

If this were the WBC, he’d be gone by the second. Of course, he might be anyway.

Yeah, they said he’s aiming for 50 pitches today. Uh, oops

Did anyone just see that commercial...

That guy got killed by the pole

Tigers announcers talking about Vazquez’s bad career record, apparently ignoring the fact half his career was with an abysmal Expos team.

I miss the expos

me too, only team whose games I could go to, at least the only remotely close team.

Isn’t Olympic Stadium a complete shithole? I think there were 4000 people in attendance when I was there.

Wow, this is weird. The game I was at in Montreal 7 years ago, was started by…Javier Vazquez!

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MON/MON200207300.shtml

Do you live in Montreal?

I live in upstate NY, 15 minutes from the border. And yes Olympic stadium is a shit hole, like pieces of the ceiling fall from time to time. They want to get rid of it, but it would be so expensive to, like it would be cheaper to make a new stadium, which is what they should’ve done. A downtown stadium would have worked out.

Game still hasn’t started according to MLB box score.

Ground out to Kotchman

This Francoeur guy is pretty good this spring

Meanwhile, I’m using my copies of Baseball Between the Numbers & the Bill James Handbook to hold up my chair since 2 wheels broke off and I don’t feel like breaking my neck today.

Dinger for Polanco

What is wrong with this park?

Hugo’s buddy at the plate.

Ground out to IMHOTEP

Announcer seriously just said “the Old English D”

I was wondering if I was the only one laughing at that

Cabrera goes down swinging.

Vasquez Ks Cabrera

That Geico song is pretty catchy

I agree, the original is better though.

Fuck the “money with googly eyes” its all about the lizard

Schafer swings very hard… I like it.

he should probabaly try to take those outside pitches the other way, but whatevs

Schafer looks bad going down swinging

Damn, not good.

Meanwhile, I find some quality “data”! Hooray

That must be one helluva computer

to manage ALL that data

3 words baby. External. Hard. Drive.

This is a good at bat by Ross.

yeah 10 pitches

11 pitch walk. This is why we signed Ross

Makes him throw pitches and gets on base, great at bat.

season starts in a week!!!

April is the best month

Is schafer a lock for center?

After that shitty at bat, I hope so

lol yeah he looked bad

If we can’t find any takers on Anderson or Blanco I think we’ll see him in AAA.

According to Haithcock, he is.

Speaking of Haithcock…do I have a surprise for anyone coming to the Baltimore thing in June

uh oh

Is it related to your data?

Bahahahaha no

Anderson weakly pops up to center on the second pitch

i’d love to see his pitches per plate appearance this spring

or pitches per at bat and call his one walk an outlier that shouldn’t be considered

Johnson grounds out to second

Thames doubles home Guillen.

Schafer nearly breaks his ankle fielding a ball of the wall. 3-2

He’s not looking great today

Schafes looks like a clown in left on the play.

And there goes the lead. Inge homers. 4-3 Tigers

Son of a bitch, Vazquez needs to get his pitches down, Inge homers.

home run derby day

every ball that is hit is a fly

Who in the hell is Joker Marchant anyway?

Apparently

he was a GREAT director of parks and rec in Lakeland, so they named the stadium after him. Don’s elaborating right now.

Satan takes another pitch! Unfortunately, it was strike 3. Stupid douche.

a little harsh?

I personally think I’m being too easy on him

seriously, that was nothing

right down broadway too

Francouer flies out to right, at the track. Inning over.

please tell me how a guy like miguel cabrera is going to get out of a slump by bunting for a hit?

The defense is gonna collapse from shock

it gets his confidence up that he can put a ball in play by sticking a bat right in front of it…?

OUTFIELD ASSIST JORDAN SCHAFER

Yes, way to peg that asshole Schafer.

Schafer guns down ordonez

vazquez is getting killed on those outside corners

Anyone else expect to see Smoltz in that Dos Equis commercial?

Seriously

That Dos Equis guy seems like the coolest man ever.

Dontrelle Willis has, and I quote, “an anxiety disorder”

Schafer hits one to the track thats nearly dropped

What is this kgb business?

i dunno…that commercial is terrible though.

A service thats used to settle drunken bets. At least thats what I assume its used for

why wouldn’t people just use the internet on their iphone/blackberry?

not an option

alright…well have a piece of shit phone and i can still access the internet

Not everyone can make 6 figures playing in Photoshop like royhobbs

That what everyone asks when they see that commercial. Perhaps they are trying to target stupid texting teens.

nice play by ross

Haha, this “Big Papi” commercial with the white guy in Japan absolutely cracks me up.

YOU NO BIG PAPI!

ha, the guys face is hilarious

That was the first time I’ve seen it but that was hilarious

So…what’s the status on Hamels? And if he isn’t ready to go, who is going to face Lowe next Sunday?

All accounts say he’s pitching

Cole Hamels likes men.
FRENCHY'S HOME

http://tinyurl.com/cj7yg7

Haithcock would not be impressed by your stalker skills

I have Jeff's home phone number, too.

care to share?

I wanna wait til the Braves are back in Atlanta...

… so we can wreak some havoc.

Poor route by Schafer, but he’s got a gun. Nice relay by Escobar too.

Make that 2 assists for Schafer. Though he should have had it int he first place

stupid decision to send him

Some solid defense by Esco, Schafer, and Vazquez

LOL, he busted out OLD ENGLISH D’S again!

Hit stolen from Escobar by a diving Cabrera

Garret continues to suck

but flying out to the track?

Saw Gorkys Hernandez on the bench; it’d be nice to see him get in the game.

Francouer walks?!

Can’t even count the amount of times we’ve seen him strike out on that pitch in the past

1. Don’t swing at bad pitches
2. ????
3. Profit!

he must have really listened to chipper this offseason

He has been the most impressive brave so far.

FYF working the count…takes his base

Ump is giving 'Old English' a much bigger strike zone than Vazquez

fucker

Vazquez is gonna be a workhorse for us.

TRIVIA: Who did we trad Zach Miner for?

BONUS QUESTION: Who ELSE did we trade along with Miner?

Farnsworth and I don’t know the bonus. I forgot.

Roman Colon FTW

DAVE ROSS TIES THE GAME

Ross is a beast.

Maybe the announcers will stop blowing Minor now.

I’m liking this guy Ross

But do you like like him?

[img]http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/extra_bases/EB_ross.jpg[/img]

I fail

got a photobucket or flickr, or other internet photo posting place? Put it there, then (at least with photobucket), click share, click the link and then paste it in the dialog box here.

No I know, I just screwed up.

oh, ok, then you just suck.

please know I’m KIDDING. I heard recently that sometimes it’s hard to tell. :)

Yea...

I’m too hung over to care much either way.

ha ha ha, good one!

I’ll pass you a note in English and let you know.

It's nice having a backup catcher who doesn't hit worse than a pitcher
*Cough Corkymiller Cough*
Ross

He is going to be a great backup catcher. He already has more hits and HRs in ST than all of our backups all of last year.

Granted, he doesnt have big shoes to fill, so he probably looks a lot better than he really is right now. lol.

I'm sick and tired of JAnderson swinging at all that ugly stuff

If he gets the CF job…………….who knows. I might do something crazy.

stab your penis with a nail?

Yeah, that wasn’t pretty. Schafer’s K was on a deep count and the ball just missed the tip of his bat.

God I love that Heineken comm

Ump's been giving that pitch to Detroit all fucking day

bastard

i hate leadoff walks

they are the worst.

always come back to bite ya

great bunt.

it is nice to see that someone in the MLB can still do that.

5-4 Detroit, thanks to home plate ump

he might as well have a ‘D’ on teh front of his uniform

didn't you say that about the umps yesterday too?
I did. But it's the truth

Are these announcers on some type of drugs?

not sure

but i think our hitters are on something…they are sucking pretty epicly right now.

I've got the game on mute. they're annoying as hell.

I dont think GAnderson went, but I would have much rather seen Diaz or BJones up instead

Bennett looked good

3 outs to go, unless we wake up

Yay Schafer!! Single. Runners on 1st and 2nd. 2 outs

Bad Boy Blaine Boyer

Im going out on a limb here….Blaine is gonna be closer at some point this year. His stuff is electric!

I think that limb

is going to break and you are going to fall. Boyer has good stuff, but the only time he will close is:

1. Gonzo and Soriano are injured
2. Gonzo and Soriano both have the night off
3. Gonzo and Soriano are traded

Basically, he is the 3rd option for the closer role right now.

I think Peter Moylan might have something to say about that too.

forgot all about him

somehow…

so boyer is the 4th option.

If we get down to the 4th option, I’d be all for Tommy Hanson closing.

lol

bring up the youngsters, they are ready now!!!

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