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All-Star Game Open Thread

Chipper Jones is hitting fifth between Pujols and Holliday... not a bad spot.

Brian McCann should get in there at some point -- his third consecutive All-Star game. I wonder what Jeff Francoeur thinks of that. By the way, McCann has already equaled last year's homerun total.

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Is this the kind of production we should expect from McCann on a yearly basis from now on. He is flashing 30+ homer power with the .300 avg. Is this for real? or is he a 20+ power guy.

Yes

i would say he is gonna avg out at around 27 a year, he doesnt have Mike Piazza power, so he isnt a 30+ pr 40+ kinda guy. but he has more power potential than 20 a year. He’ll be around 30 every year , but probably never hit more than 35, which isnt a bad thing. but i think he can definately hit 300 consistently

I sense a change in his approach...

maybe it’s confidence that comes from success so far in his young career…maybe it’s urgency to carry a heavier load as a multiple all-star…but for whatever reason Heap is looking ‘go yard’ with at least 1 or 2 swings every AB. Nice result so far eh? Up in homers, and doubles (famous triple), and keeping his BA in tact!

National League
Hanley Ramirez, ss
Chase Utley, 2b
Lance Berkman, 1b
Albert Pujols, dh
Chipper Jones, 3b
Matt Holiday, rf
Ryan Braun lf,
Kosuke Fukudome, cf
Geovany Soto, c

American League
Ichiro Suzuki, rf
Derek Jeter, ss
Josh Hamilton, cf
Alex Rodriguez, 3b
Manny Ramirez, lf
Milton Bradley, dh
Kevin Youkilis, 1b
Joe Mauer, c
Dustin Pedroia, 2b

And, of course, it’s Ben Sheets vs. Cliff Lee to kick this one off.

Seeing Fukudome

in that lineup pisses me off.

Has anyone ever hit Homers from both sides of the plate in an All-Star Game? Chipper takes Lee deep in the first with Utley, and Berkman on base.

Anybody watching the red carpet dealy?
BOR-ING
Well two observations

David Wright—won’t say what I think of him here.

Spike Lee—drunk?

They started drinking

During the celeb softball game.

and wtf is the point of

david duchovny

X-files is coming out soon. He needs to get back into the public.

Yay

We get FOX commercials for an evening. You know what this calls for?

A VICTORY LAP.

how does that work?
LOL

At Corey Hart slouching like a stuffed pig while a legend speaks.

yes, that was hilarious
I love hearing from some of the HOFers...
woo-hoo

McCann!

Never-ending string of Cubs.
Pujols

All these effing Cubs irritates me.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

David Wright

Damn it

The AL is making us look bad, with their attentiveness and respect.

George Brett

A bit better of a motivator than Ernie Banks…No disrespect.

Varitek

Is like Jeff Francoeur making the squad based on popularity alone.

or Fukudome.
Francona...

Should tell all the whining AL closers to shove it, and have Joakim Soria go in the 9th.

I wonder who's umping

It should be Angel Hernandez, and then he’ll bait Francona into coughing, and toss him, so that Girardi can take over duties as manager of the game.

LOL

At having already seen on Nationals fan in the stand and not much of anything else. Cristian Guzman’s got some fans, apparently.

WTF

A-Rod decked out in the gay white sneakers like Forrest Gump

LOL

At showing the most American thing to do – popping open a Bud.

not for long

This is the first time I’ve ever seen Francona not wearing a windbreaker, I think.

Interesting

Derek Jeter has taken the spot of Thierre Henry on the “we own everyone” Gillette Razor spots.

Enough already. Let’s start the effing game.

8:34 — Big Stein is either weeping or leaking formaldehyde. I can’t tell from here. We’re gonna need a zoom-in.

He may not make it to the opening day...

for the new Yankee Stadium

Just to reiterate

The American League sucks.

Where's Smoltz's Beard

I want to know Milton Bradley’s best month of doubles.

Nice error, Utley.

Kelly Johnson would’ve made that play.

Nice throw, Soto.

Brian McCann would’ve made that play.

nice strikeout hamilton. francoeur would have driven him home.

...waitwhat

Nice health, Sheets

Mike Hampton would have injured himself by now.

We might have a substitution at catcher!

Manny did that on purpose

Little does he realize that Soto’s replacement is a far, FAR better catcher… and I’m not talking about Russell Martin.

Manny doesn’t think enough to be able to do anything on purpose.

BTW, I just found this blog a few weeks ago. Where has it been all my life. Best Braves coverage on the net.

When we’re not vigorously debating who has a better ass between Erin Andrews and Jamie Kotsay.

I’ll go ahead and weigh in then:

EA has the best ass. But Jamie Kotsay has huge bombs, so that’s a plus.

Good to know where you stand

Just remember if you want to make bold claims, have facts to back them up. And if you want to toss another woman into the debates, have some pics to back those up too. :-)

CHIPPER

To REPRESENT the SUPERIOR league!

woohoo.... go Chipper!

Larry should be used to being stranded

Larry Wayne...MVP! ;)

BTW-i’m not an expert hunter, i have plenty of friends who hunt alot, but i’m pretty sure you’re not gonna attract any deer doing chin-ups. Kinda gotta be quiet. I’m betting Cliff Lee didn’t bag any bucks last winter.

Yeah, I call BS on that story

alright, i saw our guy do his thing…deadliest catch time since i can’t stay up for the replay cuz of work!

Pujols

I certainly don’t miss the lame fire graphic that measures any pitch over 95 mph.

Our future first baseman!

or not.

Flip at your own risk...

Do NOT turn it to ABC.. or you might never come back.

everyone's running on Soto
They wouldn't...

...run on Brian McCann…

Dammit Soto sucks. Corky Miller and his superior defensive skills would have gunned him and Jeter down.

Hory crap, i’m not coming back. tell me who wins.

Sorry, wrong spot.Replying to hobb's post about ABC

Nice Ghouliani cameo back there

"No hotter hitter in the majors than Dustin Pedroia"

Nice call Joe Buck… I suppose he’s never paid attention to Chipper and his .379 average.

JUG

Carabba’s commercial on FOX.

I missed it!

I’m disappointed.

Still love Yogi
McCarver

His laugh is so fake.

just his laugh?

couldn’t keep his hands off Yogi

ABC

The girls are kinda cute.

I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW OPEN THREAD
I want to see Step Brothers

Like nobody else’s business. That movie looks like it can be the funniest movie in history.

And that's

An ALL-STAR Vidro.

Joe Buck = Debbie Downer with that story

Joe Buck = Mute button or change channel to ABC.

Wish I could get Skip Caray instead

The DirecTV commercials...

With T-1000 is the greatest thing ever.

"Rogers Dome"

Way to get names correct, McCarver. Pujols these guys are sad.

Hey, did you guys know

That Josh Hamilton was addicted to cocaine? Smoked crack? Man, he is a real American hero

He drank too.

PUJOLS

What was Pujols thinking?? And he was safe.

came off the bag though, I think.

It looked like his toe touched the bag before Jeter tagged.

Pujols

Didn’t feel like running?

At least a Gem of a play
Also

FOX fails for allowing all these political stats to pop up several times each inning.

z

zambrano ought to thump manny just for good measure

chipper is the only one from the NL East representing

omg

I can’t stop watching ABC.

what's on?
on ABC

“I Survived A Japanese Game Show”

.... I can’t stop watching it.

It's a commercial on ABC

NATIONAL LEAGUE, holmes!!

Yah

NL leads!

Nice horrible strike out, Fukudome. Jeff Francoeur would’ve just swung.

Nice three-pitch looking strike out, Soto. Brian McCann would’ve at least swung at something.

Since we have the lead...

... just remember that Trevor Hoffman isn’t here to blow another All-Star save. How many All-Star games has he’s lost for the NL…

he's the all-time leader.
Hmm

Who will close for the NL?

Didn't Wood not want to pitch?

Nice … assisting with the blowing of a play, Haren. Tom Glavine wouldn’t have let that happen.

Martin before McCann?
Save the best for last
he's

going to come in and close.

Soooo

If we prevail, the win goes to .. Zambrano?

Well, starters can't win the ASG, right?

because they don’t make it to the 5th

Good point

Wasn’t paying attention, so the win would go to Haren for being the pitcher of record at the end of the 5th.

Hideki Matsui

Might be out for the season. This might make the Yanks more interesting in Tex.

What would they give up?

They only have 2 position players worthy imho.

Austin Jackson
Jesus Montero

I’m sure Austin Jackson and Phil Hughes would be off limits, but Jesus Montero would be a must if I am Frank Wren.

Jesus Montero has a higher ceiling than Austin Jackson

Time for...

Pujols to send Yankee Stadium off in—hells yeah.

eh

doucher strikes out chipper

Yes, i misspelled his name :-)

I was expecting better

Since it New York, and all.

cgilmo78

I agree, and we do have a ton of OF’s in the minors. I want a pitcher back in that deal, but I don’t really like too many of them. Any ideas?

I don’t like any high profile pitcher the yankees have. I do like Ryan Pope, but he would be more of a throw in guy. Phil Coke projects to be a pretty good reliever.

Jesus Montero is by far my favorite Yankee farmhand, his bat is special.

Realistically though, I don’t think Teixeria fits the yankees needs.

Man

Russell Martin sucks.

take that back.

no.

haha

he does…almost as much as Soto.

It's obvious McCann needs to be catching
McCann would have thrown him out
But did you know that Hamilton was on crack?
does that make you faster?
Depends on if the crack is sitting on 2nd base.

Greatest segue ever.

oh Pujols...

vicotry lap

I still would've loved it if...

Terry Francona started Roy Halladay, and let him go all nine innings, rendering all pitching issues null and void.

Thought McCann might come in for this AB
He'll probably be coming in now

Soto 1-2-3
Crappy pitcher #2 4-5-6
BRIAN McCANN 7-8-9

OMFP

RUSSELL MARTIN!

Heap will be lucky to get one AB...
Who is that douchebag?

Josh Groban?

cougar bait.

seriously.

really...

interesting.

I’m so not kidding. I did a freelance project designing some flyers for a Josh Groban concert in Atlanta, and i saw some event pictures afterwards, and it was total cougar-palooza.

wtf

all due respect to the song (which he’s not giving)

I actually thought he did a great job.

That’s cool, everybody’s got different tastes! It just jarred me.

James Brolin? Isn’t he married to Streisand? Holy Pujols.

Are you thinking of

Josh Brolin, who played Mikey’s older brother in the Goonies? I thought he was married to Minnie Driver.

where is bigjoe

looking at…data…?

BTW...

I bought the garden gnome

LOL

hahahahahahaha

just arrived today
take pics
The man gnome

or she-gnome?

I'll put it next to my

Dolphins gnome

my poor wife just shook her head

and said ‘you need a job’

referring to whom?

You? or me, and my 58 responses to this thread?

Maybe

both

Well damn

I guess I can’t argue. But I do have a job.

i wonder if it’ll go on clearance

Spoken...

...like the American way.

wasn't on clearance

Clarence

i meant the statue, not your…gnome thing

I don't remember

Does the NL actually have any relievers that aren’t Cubs?

billy wagner. brad lidge. jobbers.

Yuck

Just put in another starter to close out the game.

Marmol is a Cub, right?
Yup
was joking.
The way Marmol pitches

I wonder if he’s one HELL of an ultimate frisbee player.

i dunno about you, but every time i see that name, i start humming that lady marmalade song

FILTHY

We should be so honored to have one of the rare losses on that kid’s record.

fuck your edinson volquez

Yankee fans cheering JD...odd
Did you guys know that

the Reds traded a coke-head for Volquez?

opens the door for heap
Of all the guys

Mr. Filth himself can’t get out of a single inning.

You can hear the dancing in Buck's pants at an AL comeback
why? because that means its closer to football season?

OMGZ BRETT FAVRE IS COMING BACK!!!

what team?

anyone but the ravens

He’s going to Oakland. Settle all those loose cannons straight.

Bud Selig's getting gassy...

extra innings?

well, at least McCann will get some PT that way!
Not if Heap comes up
Imagine if Papelbon gives up the lead

This place will go nuts.

I will love it!
I love it just as much as I thought I would!
I also love

double posting?

I love it just as much as I thought I would!
Does anybody else's feed

get fuzzy on the close-ups of the pitcher?

My stomach sure does

Some pitchers just shouldn’t be zoomed in on.

They don't like Papelbum, do they?

probably cuz he’s white

Josh Hamilton is a recovering crackhead.

But he’s out for the night, so we need a new storyline.

Hmm

Brad Lidge’s recovery from being Pujols’d?

Thanks Uggla.
McCann

come in for Pujols?

WRIGHT FOR PUJOLS?!

That is sacrilege!

Ugh Wright
yeah...bring in the righty
Didn't David Wright

sing God Bless America?

This is too funny!

clint hurdle is legitimately bringing in BRIAN WILSON? well there goes that lead

Way to end the rally

David Wright. Chipper Jones wouldn’t have let that happen.

WRIGHT?

YOU HAVE TO SWING??! PUJOLS WOULD HAVE HIT THAT INTO THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM!

Was that his wax double?

LOL
He had the shine going

on the red carpet…and his douchebag hair style.

Will the real David Wright please sit down?

Photobucket

EWWW!
Thanks

just threw up.

he looks like such a douchefart wearing his buttoned up jersey over top of a shirt and tie

Didn't you know?

Mets is short for Metrosexuals

At least...

there’s a word that looks like ‘Madame’ in the pic

Madame Tussaud’s. I saw her exhibit in Las Vegas. Creepy sculptures of Jerry Springer, Whoopi Goldberg, and Nicholas Cage, among others.

I do not get wax museums.

what is the point?

Who knows

The tickets were free

wax museums still exist? they just shout mid 20th century to me

Great

Wagner’s going to Lidge. Better cue up the image…

post the image anyway, despite that it wasn't a blown save.

a blown hold.

You give up a lead

It’s a blown save.

It still goes in the books as a blown save...

that is one of the quirks of the save / hold stat

oh

well shows how much I know!

Billy Wagner is a closer, dumbass.
Who are you calling a dumbass?
Buck said that middle relievers don't usually have good moves to first.

But being a middle reliever in the ASG doesn’t magically cancel out the fact that Wagner is a closer by trade.

lol

there’s going to be a fight after school under the water tower

He also kept saying that Guillen was the last AL bench player...

even when the camera showed Longoria in the dugout, and then showed the lineup card that still had Longoria’s name as available

It's because he didn't want to hype Desperate Housewives

it’s not on the Fox family of networks

Joe Buck

Also said that nobody was a hotter hitter than Dustin Pedroia, despite there being about seven guys on the same bench with a higher average

He didn't mean that kind of hot.

maybe if joe buck liked baseball, he might sound a little more competent

I don't know...

but it still feels good to see Billy the Met…blow another lead

F for Wagner

Uncontested steal comes back to hurt...

Maybe xtra innings means that McCann will get in the game

BILLY WAGNER = EPIC FAIL!

EVAN IS GOD

mariano rivera
Hahah

Francona: “tie game, in the 9th, Rodriguez is in.”

....
....
....
“oh shit!!! I forgot! !!!! I said rivera’s going in!!!”

I'm surprised

That the umpire doesn’t have an Eric Gregg strike zone for Rivera.

nice DP

maybe McCann-time?

Gotta be. He's put everyone in but him.
Freaking awesome.

I can’t take another AL victory. At least give BMac a shot. . .

Now the AL will win it in the 9th and all we will hear about....

for the next 48 hours on ESPN (and everyone other sports show) is how Rivera came in and got the outs to get the win…...

Kinsler, Navarro, and then JD effing Drew

JD walkoff, wins MVP, Mariano gets the win. It’s like a double negative.

STILL FUCKING MARTIN. jesus christ.

and dempsters

retarded glove-flipping.

that is annoying me
Martin's behind the plate
HELLO!

Why is McCann not being used????

conspiracy

Collusion, in baseball terminology

Clint Hurdle is dead to me

+1

and I grew up with him

is joe maddon even an all-star coach?

I feel like he forgot about him

what other explanation is there?

Come on now

Andruw got no-used in 2006, and McCann got garbage time last year. Braves getting snubbed in the All-star game is nothing new.

some sort of law about bearded men playing in the all stat game at yankee stadium?

If we make in to the 10th....

surely he will let McCann pinch hit for Mart (due up 2nd)

Do the Rockies come to Atlanta again this year? Because I will boo Hurdle like no one else

Rockies

Haven’t come to the Ted yet . . . Sept 9-11

Does Buck not realize we are playing AL rules....

Francona does not need any more bench players unless an injury occurs, which in the All Star game, I believe someone can sub back in for. He does not have to pinch hit for the pitcher or anything.

These Fox announcers are SO ANNOYING. I usually try to mute the tv, but the silence is deafening at 11;30 PM

can you get 680 the fan?

I’m in Marietta, just tried to pick it up at my house, but all static :(

When the Braves played LA, I got to watch the games on the Dodger feed. Vin Scully was calling them. Talk about great. These guys are nothing to him.

I actually appreciate Vin. Like when he calls Orlando Hudson “The O-Dogg”

YES! Sit down!
Three more innings

And it’s a tie game!

How long til Selig calls it a tie??

sigh

best beer...i miss it

It's like . . .

A liquid meal.

Well the showed McCann and he was holding a bat....

maybe, just maybe, he will pinch hit for Martin and hit a HR, and win MVP

I actually told a guy tonight at work McCann would be the MVP, after hitting a game winning homer in the 9th off Rivera (he’s a Yankees fan). He laughed for about 20 min. So maybe its not that big of a long shot.

Oh man

BMac vs. Mo

Could be epic.

they’re keeping rivera in? wow. good work francona, kill his arm

wtf martin had a bat

You guys notice how...

Acosta does that head bob that Rivera does?

Too bad the results are never the same.

acosta is from panama, just like rivera, i bet he idolized him coming up

exactly

Which is why I theorize that he does it.

if only he could throw a cutter, like rivera

Rivera was giving lessons earlier
Imagine Roy Halladay

With the cutter. He would have 25 complete games by season’s end.

WHAT? where to who

Halladay and Kazmir

it was a joke, theyve told that story along with about 3 others 5 times tongiht

panamanian thing?
WHAT THE HELL

CLINT HURDLE IS A DOUCHE BAG

you gotta be shitting me.

this is f)*ing recock
WTF....McCann not pinch hitting

You know Bobby would use McCann…simply for the fact it would be righty vs lefty.

OVERPOWERING

Yeah, to Martin. Wouldn’t be so, to McCann.

he wouldnt overpower HEAP

Yeah...leave the righty catcher...
I'm sorry

All my joking about Martin has caught up with me.

Pretty much

You set yourself up for this, but most people are just pissed that Martin is c-blocking Heap right now.

i hope martin tries to be cool and steal a base and tears every ligament in his knee

holy s#()*$(*)$#!!!!

theres too many characters for the appropriate explitive there

I try to keep the cursing to a minimum

If I catch myself about to say it, I try to refrain

but still it should have been holy s(*^ or soemthing u had too many fake characters, unless u added other explitives

why am i getting a 101 on online expletives?

well, martin does have more speed than mccann…but you don’t have to be fast when you’re doing your trot

plus mccann has a beard

+1

can’t argue that.

nice uggla…douchebag.

grgllllaaahhhh
I hate you Clint Hurdle

Not even Francona would keep his own catcher the length you have kept Martin in the game.

So am I being out of line or do I have a point?

how fucking much has the NL east sucked tonight?

Wagner = Fail
Wright = Fail
Uggla = Vidro/Fail
Utley = 1st inning E4 no matter what Joe Buck says = FAIL

Chipper 1/3 = Great success
Heap = untested

chipper also struck out. guzman pinch ran, and got thrown out stealing

and uggla continues to be a GOAT

add one more fail.
Ramirez had a good game....

2 for 3 to go along with Chipper

but he had an error

Chipper was one for three

And unlike Utley, didn’t have no problems on the defensive side. So maybe 4/5 of the East is a screw up but not all of it.

If' Martin's catching...

I’m out…(not that it matters)

good night
Good play Uggla

You ugly B*H

WTF

Uggla
?
Does this guy know what game he’s playing (at)?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

clint hurdle

wtf are you thinking?

WOW

goddamn uggla blows

Thank You Aaron Cook

You’re about as a joke as your manager. Pathetic

aaron cook got two groundballs so far he hasnt done anything bad

the marlins have 3 errors in this game and they only have two players

Should have let McCann bat for Martin...
His father is having nightmares.
I really do think that Hurdle forgot about McCann
I am not letting him off that easy...

he has a lineup card and about 10 coaches to remind him

Dear Uggla

Your dad wishes he were dead right now.

The Rockies BLOW

Clint Hurdle and Aaron Cook are jokes PERIOD

have you looked at aaron cook’s line? you’re fucking insane if you think he’s a joke. he’s an excellent pitcher.

UGGLA blows
He's a joke man

no way around it, if the NL loses it’s all on Cook and Hurdle for their screw ups

explain to me what aaron cook has done wrong. he’s gotten 3 ground balls directly at fielders.

would u read what i wrote and think like a human being for a second, i want Heap in but not playing him isnt why the NL is losing, and Aaron Cook did his job, unfortunately Uggla is a horrible 2B

also so far Hurdle has managed the hell out of this situation wlaking th ebases loaded has ultimately resulted in two outs

+1

I feel bad for Cook, because his nuts are on the line as Losing Pitcher because Uggla blows.

i say again aaron cook hasnt done anything bad, acutally u did what was expected of him get two groundballs, that should have resulted in outs, hence the error

on the bright side, at least its keeping heap fresh and not fucking with his confidence like its done uggla and wagner

Bad time

But look at the bright side. This is the kind of crap that can ruin Duggla’s psyche for the remainder of the season, and the Marlins will lose one of their cornerstones.

Kelly Johnson would not have made 2 errors.
LOL

Way to dig that horse back from the grave

evan is gonna come through and win MVP

If Longoria gets a hit...

then he is MVP for sure. Base hit to tie it and then win it

Hey Hurdle

how long does McCann have to wait in order to hit?

WOW

TEJADA!

Nice job by Cook to get out of that

with lots of help from Tejada

no apparently Cook is a bum, he accidently got 5 straight groundballs

Oh my Pujols

aaron cook. MAN THAT GUY SUCKS. 5 ground balls and an intentional walk make for the weirdest inning ever

wat a machine

what a play…how did we get out of that, and francoeur’s not even playing for the AL

uggla

is gonna go give a double bj to cook and tejada

at the same time, or in sequence?

i could swear tejada’s throw was going into the 5th row

Hurdle=Biggest Joke I've Seen

I thought so too

Seriously

After seeing Hurdle’s face in the dugout, it reminds me of something I saw in the jon. POS LMAO

Tejada

Owes Aaron Cook a case of beer. And a steak dinner.

Dan Uggla

Totally owes Aaron Cook a hooker.

lol

+5 i still dont understand the pts system but i also dont care

A hot one, too.
what happens with home field advantage in case of a tie?
The Nippon Ham Fighters host game 7

does that mean we get to see the towel

thats a hearty +1

I think they flip a coin....

David O’Brien mentioned it the AJC blog earlier

theres not gonna be a tie. if they call it a tie, they’re gonna burn yankee stadium to the fucking ground

Bud Selig

gets laughed at even more than he does now

McCann this inning?

I doubt it. So far:

A Gonzalez 0 AB
D Wright 1 AB
C Guzman 0 AB
C Hart 1 AB
R Ludwick 1 AB

David Wright

FAIL again. Bring in a Brave to do a real job, not these Metrosexuals.

heap plays a mean 3B too

Heap used to be a 2B when he was like 13

Until that one guy on the Diamondbacks took over, and never looked back

come on, bring in lidge! I WANT A MELTDOWN!!!!

Let's see who the catcher is...
Explain why someone would lift Aramis

and replace him with Guzman? Just one of many screwups Hurdle has made tonight.

dude, its an ALL STAR GAME

becuase its customary to have a player from every team play in the game

then where’s McCann then

Chipper Jones plays for the Braves, i think … and i think he started

are you gonna change your username in 4 moths?

ChipperTeixeira?

Even if Teix leaves, I’ll probably keep it. Teixeira has been one of my favs long before he came to Atanta.

So he could get him thrown out stealing....
I thought his first mistake was pulling H Ram, Utley, Berkman, and Chipper

What in the world is Hurdle thinking?

Next inning ...

Ludwick
McClouth
Martin McCann?

Er..Uh

If we get there!

If there is Lidge

there won’t be a “next inning”

itll be ok he cant face Pujols

martin still in there. you know how they say they’re saving guys for extra innings…well yeah…ITS EXTRA INNINGS

What other position player besides Heap hasn't played?
Every other one has played
I'll be damned

Martin did something right.

not REALLY since it was a bad call

I wonder if Torre has tried calling Hurdle yet

to ask why his catcher is catching 7 innings of an All Star Game

who are you kidding, its 9:30 on the west coast. torre is out cold

Wear him out I guess

I mean he is the Dodgers best offensive player right now.

JD Drew = All-Star

Pujols =God

lol

tuesday night drunks are fun

Drew's going to win the MVP

Win, lose, or draw. Him, or Mariano Rivera.

WHO WAS THAT GUY ON TEEVEE??

With the big bushy beard??

GREAT throw!
WOW

McClouth!

d'oh

spelling…McLouth

Good throw by McLouth

NASTY NATE!!!!

McLouth is abum why is he in this game

Selig is going to be pissed at the ump if this thing ends up tied

eventhough it appears to be the correct call

One of the manager's scorecard

had McLouth’s name spelled wrong LOL

hey look, heap in the dugout! he looks like he’s having a grand time not dying for our sins

Any chance that we can make a trade for Bay & McLouth..would be nice

no…short and simple, not w/o mortgaging our future

they aint giving up mclouth. he’s under control for YEARS

i believe this is his second year, so they have him for what 3 or 4 more years at like 400K

Holy Pujols

Thi sis one hell of a game. Sid Bream Navarro is not!

Trade

Bay, yes
McLouth, no way

Game would be over

IF McCann was allowed to hit

solid analysis

No win for rivera

thank god for that

sorry guess I am out of it

he came out last inning, didn’t he.

Heap bats 3rd?
Mac up next?

SWEET

C'mon BMac . . .

LET HIM IN, Pujols damn it!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

I wonder if the Braves asked that McCann not play....

due to getting hit on the wrist over the weekend. Only explanation for him not playing.

oooh.

I wonder?

I still say Hurdle is a douche

ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME!?>
You're kidding me!
OMFG

I hate anything that has to do with the Rockies now.

Not even to bunt?

esp with HEap’s speed, he could easily beat out a bunt, “MAjor League” style

Thats right

Jake Taylor.

I can't wait until September 11th.

Brian McCann will make the Rockies feel like they were .. nevermind. . .

Toby Keith Concert??

oh fucking christ, uggla is gonna vidro again

Uggla is a garden gnome.
Clint Hurdle is the AntiPujols
He's the only position player on either side not to play...

and in my biased opinion, he deserved to start.

LOL

Uggla has an F on his hat.

Heap sighting!
WHO

i think hes a coach thats why he hasnt played yet

NL EAST REPRESENT!

Nice Uggla

FAIL!

Francoeur would have either

swung violently or GIDP.

but he wouldnt have made two errors

I don't want

Heap to make nice after this game. He needs to BLAST Hurdle for this Bullshit!

wont happen, Heap is too classy

Chipper might do it tho to protect his teammate

Can’t you just imagine Heap doing a post-game tirade in the clubhouse? That would be hilarious!

Heap: “I’LL TEAR THIS FUCKING TOMB DOWN MYSELF THREE MONTHS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE HOW DARE THAT GOD DAMN HURDLE NOT PLAY ME I’M THE FUCKING MVP”

I hope

That Uggla’s confidence is completely destroyed after tonight, and the Marlins begin their downward spiral due immediately.

they dont teach defense to the MI in south florida so the errors wont do anythign, and Uggla is used to striking out he does it a lot, so im sure he’ll be “fine”

i have not seen one jack bauer ad. how is this possible?

Nice Adrian.

That is why the Padres suck.

I sware

If I saw Hurdle right now, he would get such a beatdown. Completely lost any respect i had for him tonight.

Francona = class act
Hurdle = a joke that doesn’t know how to win the big game.

agreed. francona has done a good job. especially with all the a rod/jeter/rivera stuff.

excpet the AL has no bench players or pitchers left, so thats not exavtly smart, while Hurdle (while he hasnt played Heap) has managed a great game and has bench guys left and a pitcher ot two

No question

and I thought he handled the playing time for each player very well (unlike Hurdle)

Eventhough I dislike the Yankees....

Francona was very classy with the way he removed ARod & Jeter. Give the crowd a chance to give them a standing o’.

Very nice gesture to his bitter rivals

The NL team reminds me a lot of the Braves....

can hit with runners in scoring position.

MARTIN STILL BEHIND AT THE PLATE
and Cook still pitching
oops

behind the plate, not behind at the plate

Torre should be pissed...this is the 8th inning Martin has caught. So much for some time off

play a couple innings and rest some

at least heap is getting much needed rest i suppose
I still wonder if it is because he got hit over the weekend
could be. didn't think of that
Makes sense now

Tire out the oppsition’s catcher for Hurdle. Get Martin out of game, or tire him more.

Game over

Sac bunt, sac fly, it’s over.

longoria will win it

if they execute the AL and esp ALL stars arent used to small ball

its like im Nostradamus

C'mon tie...

Kazmir’s up… he’s the last one…

TBH

I actually want the AL to win now, the NL doesn’t deserve it.

ok?

imo screw the rest of the NL if Mac can’t get even ONE at-bat in

Not sure if I would walk Marneau .... Kinsler has been hot lately....something

like a 20+ game hit streak, I think

gotta play the percentages and u technically have a better chance of getting the out if you can get the force at 2nd

but it doenst work when morneau takes 2nd

25 game hit steak....just looked it up
This feels like a Braves-Astros game.
Can we PLEASE

See some Brian McCann now??

Selig

enjoying the game, as always.

god this Cook guy is the best pitcher at getting out of jams int he history of basbeall, he has plenty of practive im sure playing for the rockies but still

I still hope

That Brian McCann takes him deep several times when the Rockies come to town in September.

4-4

3 HRs, 8 RBIs, 1 SB,

+1

for the SB.

someone remember that so when it happens Jug can reming us

Screen grab it.

and replace the FUPA grab.

cook is awesome
Can't bring Heap in here except to be new DH or replace Martin
Martin hits 6th the inning
Actually

This is the best opportunity for it. He could be new DH or PH for Guzman w. Martin to third.

martin has played 3rd in 8 games this year

yeh hear that Joe Buck is right, Hurdle has done a good job managing the game

If the game would have ended in the 9th...

he would have had a lot of players that did not get to play. Francona was trying to get the most people he could in the game.

ya but thats not necessarily good managing thats good PR

I agree....but remember this should be just an exhibition game... no managing should be recquired

but Selig wanted to make it count…..

NL EAST!!!!!!

LOL

I forgot to include the one Nationals player during all those in-game stat posting.

who the f*ck are the Nationals?

minor league team

Corey Hart

Is a viking.

techno viking.
He's also

A d-league All-Star, as voted on, on the last possible day.

Instead of calling the game a tie....

bring some of the position players back in to pitch… that will spice up the broadcast

Heap has a nasry slurve

that could be fun
Martin still has his catchers equipment on...

they just showed mccann again and he looked despondant

So...

Do we just play until Bud Selig wants to go to bed, or what’s the deal?

didnt u see the shot of him earlier its already bed time

Just like Hank Aaron sleeping while Bonds fake-broke his record.

They keep talking about Francona looking out for Kazmir

because he threw 104 pitches on Sunday. At what point should Hurdle look out for Martin, this will be what his ninth inning catching.

36 innings is th enbr i think

Could New Yankee stadium

look any more similar to Old Yankee stadium?

They could tear it down too

its a giant sharade, so they can charge more

Why do you think...

I make no real rush to get to it? It’s Yankee Stadium this year, it’ll be Yankee Stadium next year, and so forth. Steinbrenners won’t let that change, as long as they own the team.

George

did not look well this evening.

If Mac isn't hitting the next inning

then I’ll call it night

promises… promises

Brian McCann

could have made that play.

Brian McCann

Has experience playing 2B. When he was 12.

+ whatver u feel is appropraite….. im still laughing

I’m sure you are

is that 3 for uggla
FAIL FAIL FAIL

HAT TRICK FOR UGGLA!

Poor Uggla....everthing is being hit at him now
It was a bad hope...

but still.

hop

shit.

Whatever Joe Buck
Yogi said his name was Jay

and Jack.

I think Yogi has seen better days

I will never, ever, ever

complain about Kelly Johnson’d defense again.

Amen

the Nl doesnt have 4 errors the Marlins MI have 4 errors

Uggla

Most errors by any player in an all-star game. That’s a record. Nice.

I'm still surprised that the announcers haven't noticed

that Mac hasn’t gone in. with all their talk about bullpen management, you think they’d have noticed

they’re too busy slurping martin

He is not named Varitek or Posada or anything other Yankee or Red Sox name....

that is all we would be hearing about if he were on either of those teams.

i gotta be awake in like 6 and a half hours, i dunno how much more i can take

just stay up!
heap could've made that throw
BIGJOE

Remember survivor series 1990, team Hogan didn’t use Tugboat, because they were saving him as “the fresh man”???

This is so equivalent.

i will hurt you in 3 weeks

hahaha

Why? I’m not the one making girlfriend or data jokes.

ooooooooh

I feel obligated to say something here…

heap could've made that throw
You mean, this is the last year

for Yankee Stadium?

i had no idea
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
McLouth = MVP

...almost.

DAMMIT NATE

I have officially given up hope on heap making it in the game
Sherrill still pitching means no Heap

come on sherrill, hit him in the balls. then heap MUST come in

Nope

Heap will not play. There has got to be a reason. I am convinced.

must be rest for his hand, courtesy sort of thing

Yeah.. i am concerned about the wrist..... after getting hit this weekend

Hopefully he is just bruised or something, and the Braves asked for him not to play unless it was an emergency

What the hell

What happened to Tejada’s power? He used to be a 35+ homer hitter. Before the HGH and age controversies…nevermind.

Its like he aged...

2 years, practically overnight.

Heap would have hit that out

then he would have stopped a mugging going on in the parking lot, and later prevented an asteroid from crashing into Earth.

He’s good like that

possibly cure cancer and have a baby with a native of another planet

He cured cancer last week

FDA hasn’t approved it yet though.

true story

you mean he hasn’t done that already?

my bad im outta the superhero problem fixing loop

nice play

heap coulda made it tho

Heap is so awesome

Pujols looks up to him

Let’s not get carried away.

I SWEAR TO GOD

If B-Mac doesn’t play….Sept 9th-11th is BOOOO CLINT HURDLE days at The Ted.

agreed.

I’m thinking about planning a trip to Atlanta just to boo Hurdle for that series.

B-WEBB!
Re-arrange "Webb"

And you can get “BEWB”

I would trade John Smoltz

for Brandon Webb.

I would trade Mike Hampton

for Brandon Webb.

I would trade Mike Hampton

for 10 bats.

I'm going to pretend

you were drunk when you wrote that!

about Smoltzie.
and when you used who?’s real name.
Pujols….you must’ve been hittin’ the Jack pretty hard…

Brad Lidge sighting.
I'm staying up for the postgame

just so i can find out what the deal with heap is

So how long will Selig let the game go now that Kazmir is in the game

last AL pitcher and he just pitched 104 pitches on Sunday

Uggla

continues his dominance.

has anyone ever gotten a golden sombrero in an ASG

Uggla will be on suicide watch after this game
No need to watch him

Otherwise, he might be stopped.

I hope he finds some razor blades

or a good strong rope

OMP

I hope Francona forfeits.

They should end this game with penalty kicks

or a home run derby or something

then we can hear the josh hamilton story agian

Roy

remember those times where you talk about putting things off because of baseball?

My dog has been about to go outside for about 6 innings now.

LOL

My dog finally reached breaking point an inning ago.

Oh crap, I just realized I let my dog outside

in the seventh inning!

One of your neighbors is the proud owner of a new dog

Yeah, we just went out.

couldn’t make him wait any longer.

I have to be at work in seven hours.

I'm so glad I'm off tomorrow
i have to get up for work in 5 1/2.....
I bet if we have a play at the plate this inning, the call will be an automatic safe

as this game is about to be another tie. Kazmir can’t pitch much longer

BRIAN MCCANN IS IN

HEAP!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey McCann is finally in the game
at 1:30 fucking a.m. that's bullshit, though.
aren't you glad you stayed up?
honestly, no

unless McCann contributes to a go-ahead run/hit

Yeah

I will not, if Lidge screws this up.

its fake, they are gonna pull him in a second

Heap will save the day for us

If Lidge doesn’t fuck it up first

He will not get an AB though as Lidge is also in the game
that was dramatic
great catch
Ludwick?!

wow.

Nice catch by the kid nobody ever heard of
cueing up blown.gif...
Poor Heap

He gets no warm-up innings, no adrenaline, he’s in absolutely cold. Screw Hurdle

can mccann pitch?

come on young, END THIS

goof play by mac though
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Told you they would call him safe....
but it appears to be the right call
+1

You were spot on with that one

oh thank god i can go to bed now

Francoeur

throws him out.

Or throws the ball in the stands….Chuck Knoblauch like

Or

GIDP from RF.

THIS GAME WOULD'VE BEEN OVER

IF B-MAC HAD PINCH HIT EARLIER!

Or if Uggla didn't suck at life.
I'm amazed

An hour ago, i stopped caring if the AL won or not.

me too

only stayed up to see if heap got in

I knew it was inevitable that they would.

The NL, just like the Braves, underachieves.

Should Uggla be the AL's MVP?
It's pretty obvious

Why Lidge was never used. I mean, I could’ve told everyone that he was going to blow it.

Clint Hurdle

Atlanta’s #1 Enemy from here on out.

Post game quote: “Hahaha well atleast we got everyone in!”

What a douche.

Nice job...

...by Wagner and Lidge!

Where...

In the eff were you? I was demanding to know the totals of Milton Bradley’s best month of hitting doubles in his entire career during the game. Pujols, you’re so whipped.

I was sitting on my couch watching the game with my laptop in the next room. I thought about signing on to find out whether or not you guys were as pissed as I was to see Heap talking to David Wright the whole game.

If it pertains to baseball

If you’re feeling irritated, we probably are too. If you’re happy about something, we probably are too. Now when it comes to watching the game on low volume while talking to your “not-yet girlfriend” on the phone, we probably don’t have a lot in common.

Haha, you’re such a dick…no phone calls of that nature occurred last night. Just me sitting there wondering how many more steals Martin and Soto were going to allow. I know McCann doesn’t have an amazing arm, but I believe Soto allowed 2 and Martin allowed 4!

Oh, and Bradley had 12 doubles in May ‘01.

Hey now, no need to be a good defensive catcher about it, I’ve been in the courting process a few times before. I’ve missed a lot of games because my priorities got jumbled up. Nothing wrong with admitting it…

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