A friend of mine took this photo of Arthur Blank and Jon Schuerholz at the Braves game last night. Your challenge is to write what you think the caption to this photo should be.
Schuerholz- “so mr. blank, im wondering if you have any ideas on how we can completely ruin THIS atlanta sports franchise and throw all credibility we have with the fans right down the drain.”
Blank- “step into my office son, ive got some ideas…oh and i own home depot”
“You know, you gave your franchise QB thats really not a franchise QB the same amount of guaranteed money as the Dodgers gave our former center fielder that can’t hit his weight. You uh, don’t know much about sports, do you?”
“Katy Temple, Erin Andrews, or Jamie Kotsay?”
royhobbs - May 23, 2008
"How about if we...
played Falcons games and Braves games at the same time in the same stadium, think we could get a full house then?”
A49erFan77 - May 23, 2008
how bout...
Schuerholz- “so mr. blank, im wondering if you have any ideas on how we can completely ruin THIS atlanta sports franchise and throw all credibility we have with the fans right down the drain.”
Blank- “step into my office son, ive got some ideas…oh and i own home depot”
KC Braves - May 23, 2008
Quote
“For 72 million, Matt Ryan better have an Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the side. That’s totally why we picked up Kotsay.”
jc25 - May 23, 2008
“You know, you gave your franchise QB thats really not a franchise QB the same amount of guaranteed money as the Dodgers gave our former center fielder that can’t hit his weight. You uh, don’t know much about sports, do you?”
bigjoe - May 23, 2008
How about...
this Chipper guy. He can hit a little bit eh?
SeligSucks - May 23, 2008
Caption
“I’ll trade you Matt Ryan for Dennis Dixon.”
6stringbeliever - May 23, 2008
“Why the hell do you all have your hands on your hips!”
Sidenote: WTF kind of belt is Blank wearing? It looks like the kind my 16 year old brother bought from Hot Topic.
Smoltz's Beard - May 23, 2008
That’s what happens when you have a wife closer to your brother’s age than his…
Lizziebeth - May 27, 2008
Caption...
Got any more cornerbacks we can put in the outfield?
hippybustins - May 23, 2008
Hahaha
I like this one.
musicman - May 23, 2008
Caption
Did you see how many pitbulls we had at Bark in the Park the other day?
whunt13 - May 23, 2008
“So, I told Mrs. Kotsay I’d give her husband a fat extension for …. “
sdp - May 23, 2008
“If you buy the Braves, we’ll chip in this old man for free.”
beeniez - May 23, 2008
Caption
Blank – can you believe how much Vick took me for?
Schuerholtz – Shoooooot. You ever heard of Mike Hampton?
menard - May 23, 2008
Point blank I am telling you there has been no weapos of mass descruiton on that pitchers mound since 2003
cuffedaddy - May 24, 2008
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